omg it looks like he's saying

anonymous asked:

OMG, thank you for bringing up Niall and Liam. Like, there was nothing normal about that stretch of promo where Liam brought up Cheryl like the dial in his brain was stuck. And the fact that he admitted she hates when how they met is brought up. (Because she knows the situation looks wrong.)

Nothing is normal with anyone, not even Niall’s narrative and this says it all 

anonymous asked:

I just had a really cute idea♡♡ Could you do headcanons of the RFA+Saeran when they see their smol s/o in a onesie for the first time? (Bonus if she falls asleep on them in it) Thanks so much 😁😚

This is really cute omg. Heck yeah! Jumin’s is my favorite! I love that one sm. I hope you like it!


Yoosung

  • Yoosung had invited you to spend the night at his
  • He was really excited for you to come over
  • Yoosung had made a nice dinner and had dressed up nicely
  • So, when you showed up on his door step in a Pikachu onesie, he was shocked to say the least
  • You looked at Yoosung and smiled
  • “Why are you so dressed up, Yoo? You don’t sleep in those clothes!”
  • “I made dinner, and I wanted to impress you”
  • You laughed and ruffled his hair
  • “You already impressed me, you don’t have to try hard”
  • After dinner, you two cuddled on his couch while watching a movie
  • You accidentally fell asleep on him, and he nearly died
  • You were so adorable
  • He loved you so much


Jaehee

  • Jaehee never expected you to randomly show up at her house in an owl onesie with matching one in hand
  • You had heard about how she had a bad day, so you bought her a onesie
  • She would NOT put it on
  • You had to beg her
  • When she caved in, she felt ridiculous
  • Jaehee came out of the bathroom with this “im done with ur shit” look on her face
  • “Jaehee! We’re matching! We look so cute!”
  • She sighed, but kept the onesie on
  • It made you happy, and she would do anything for you
  • Jaehee and you laid down on the couch, putting in one of Zen’s performances
  • You ended up falling asleep with your head in her lap
  • Jaehee forgot about Zen and only focused on how cute you were


Zen

  • Zen had just gotten home from his rehearsals and found you in your shared bed with a onesie on
  • He nearly melted at the sight of you
  • Zen took so many pictures that you woke up
  • “Zenny?”
  • He just died again omg
  • “Yes jagi?”
  • You yawned and rubbed the sleep out of your eyes
  • Zen is actually dead oh god, you’re too dang cute
  • “Come cuddle”
  • You made grabby hands at him
  • Before Zen actually died, he came and laid beside you
  • All he did was tell you about how cute you were
  • You were his cute jagi omf
  • i love zen


Jumin

  • Jumin had just came home from a business trip
  • He had a really busy week, and all this man wanted to do was cuddle you for the rest of the day
  • Jumin looked all through the penthouse for you, but he couldn’t find you at all
  • He finally found you in his office, but you were doing something
  • You were sitting in his office chair and across from you was Elizabeth
  • “I’m sorry, Ms. Elizabeth, I am going to have to fire you from the company”
  • Jumin smiled, god you were adorable
  • “I am terribly sorry, Ma’am. You answer the calls and meow at the customers. We have gotten so many complaints”
  • You stood up from his chair and paced around
  • Jumin saw that you were in a cat onesie, and he almost laughed out loud
  • “I know you have kids, miss, but you simply are not compatible with our company”
  • You looked at Elizabeth and smiled at her
  • “Did I act like Jumin? Or should I work on it more?”
  • “I think you did a pretty good job”
  • You looked at Elizabeth in bewilderment
  • “Elizabeth? I didn’t know you could talk”
  • Jumin chuckled and came into your line of sight, causing you to squeal
  • “Did you see all of that?”
  • Jumin just nods and kisses your head
  • “Your little outfit really set the mood of the whole ordeal”
  • You looked down at your clothes and blushed
  • “Juuuuumin, don’t tease me”
  • Jumin just smiled down at you
  • You were the cutest thing in his life


707/Saeyoung

  • You had bought a space onesie to wear around when you got cold
  • Saeyoung always had the house freezing cold, so you felt it was necessary
  • You had the onesie on while Saeyoung was working one day
  • Saeyoung had stopped for a bathroom break, and he found you cuddled up on the recliner in the living room
  • You were watching some anime that you had found out about on twitter
  • Saeyoung felt his heart stop as soon as he saw you
  • You were so cute
  • He literally walked in front of you and took your laptop out of your lap
  • “Gimme it back, meanie!”
  • Saeyoung shook his head
  • “No, you’re too cute to hide behind a screen”
  • You groaned
  • “You sound like Zen, ugh”
  • He laughed and kissed your head
  • “I’m going to take a break from work just so I can hold you”
  • You rolled your eyes and opened your arms for him
  • “C’mere, nerd”
  • “Speaking of nerds, I have a onesie too. Let me go put it on”
  • Of course he had one, he was a damn dork
  • (It was an anime onesie, nerd)


Saeran

  • Saeran saw you the moment he walked into his bedroom
  • He didn’t understand what it was
  • You looked like you were in a potato sack
  • “What are you wearing?”
  • You looked up from your book and smiled at him
  • “A onesie! Isn’t it cute?”
  • Saeran shrugged
  • “Tch, I guess”
  • “Wanna wear one?”
  • Saeran snorted at you
  • “No, I don’t”
  • You pouted, placing a bookmark in your book before getting up to go grab the onesie from your bag
  • “I bought it just for you, Saeran”
  • He sighed, grabbing it from your hand before going to change into it
  • Once he put it on, he nearly died
  • It was so comfy???
  • Saeran came out of the room and looked at you
  • “Happy?”
  • You nodded and pouted the space beside you, indicating for him to come sit with you
  • “You look so badass in it”
  • He rolled his eyes as you place your head in his lap
  • “mhm sure”

anonymous asked:

Omg what if Chase's daughter goes through am imaginary friend stage but its actually a ghost coz the Power helps her see ghosts and when Chase says he can see them too she gets super excited. Que tea parties with the ghosts and Chase

I imagine Chase getting dinner ready and your little girl is like “Daddy look at my new friend”  and Chase is like, “that’s nice baby” and then he hears a second voice whisper “I don’t think he likes me” 

Daddy Wednesday™

anonymous asked:

Omg MarvelMom I'm so furious. My brother has this acquaintance on Facebook, and she's highly religious and conservative right. Anyway, he calls me over to look at something trending, but I see a post from her saying "I know there's Bible thumpers, but there are homosexual thumpers too", or something like that. She posts ignorance a lot, but to refer to equal rights as "thumpers" just angers me to no end. It makes me wish I had her on fb so I could lay one on her. It's mind-boggling. Rant over.

Homosexual Thumper

Originally posted by piccolasognatrice-91

anonymous asked:

So when they were dating, Anatole would suddenly disappear for hours at a time every few days and when he'd return he'd look super tired but happy but as soon as Dolokhov asked questions he'd look guilty and act weird so eventually Dolokhov (who is naturally suspicious of everything) told him "look if there's someone else just say it to my face" and Anatole suddenly realized that omg Dolokhov thought he was cheating so he was like "nonono I go to dance!" And that's how danceatole was revealed

Yes I’m WEEPING

i hate when straight women w short haircuts come into my salon and start joking about having a lesbian haircut/requesting short hair that “doesn’t make them look like a lesbian LOL”

today a straight woman sat down and showed me the picture of the haircut she wanted and she was like “i showed this picture to my husband and he was like ‘wow are you gonna get a girlfriend now’ haha. i love him he’s so ridiculous”

i never know what to say. it feels weird, because i know they say these things to me under the assumption that i’m straight. i don’t know how i’m supposed to respond. “oh don’t worry, you definitely don’t look like a lesbian!” or “omg don’t worry i won’t give you a LESBIAN looking haircut haha”

i can’t just out myself and play along. i do everything in my power to prevent outing myself to any of my clients.

and it feels like some cruel joke is being played on me, like this is straight humor that women laugh about behind our backs. i mean i know it is. it’s just weird being a part of it. i don’t know how to ask straight women to stop joking about butch lesbian haircuts while they’re in my chair. i don’t know what to do when straight women laugh about looking like a lesbian, i don’t really know how to take that, like if it’s a joke at the expense women like me or just harmless commentary. i don’t know what to say, and i can’t bring myself to laugh along with them.

it’s not a subject i want to talk about. i know that makes me sensitive, but i’ve been through a lot of very traumatic experiences because i’m gay. it’s humiliating to perform a service for straight women who seem to think there’s something funny about people daring to think they might be gay

Harry Naming His Children

I just can’t stop thinking about James and Sirius and Remus in the afterlife, watching over Harry. And when he has his first child, James and Sirius are ecstatic that Harry chooses to name him after them. And Remus smiles benevolently and doesn’t say anything of course, but maybe feels just a tad left out. Sirius can tell and he pats him on the shoulder, saying, “Next time! You’ll see!” 

And then next time arrives and what does Harry choose? Albus Severus. And Remus understands, and he’s really not upset. But Sirius is. Sirius just cannot believe that Harry would choose to name his son after Snivellus, the man who had made his godson’s and his own life miserable (so what if he loved Lily), before he honored Remus. Remus, who had been a mentor and friend to Harry. Remus, who had named Harry godfather of his own child. Remus, who was one of the best men Sirius had ever known despite having a childhood that was probably much shittier than Snape’s. Remus, who deserved to be honored by Harry every bit as much as Sirius did, and certainly a thousand times more than Snape.

And for the first time in his life, Sirius is truly disappointed in his godson. And he can’t even let Harry know. And he just has to live with this awful feeling for years and years, and nothing Remus says can make it any better.

Until one day Sirius notices something. He notices how there are always four kids at the Potter house. He’d always thought it was just Harry being nice because Andromeda was getting pretty old by now, but once he starts paying attention, he notices how every time Harry talks about “his kids,” that includes Teddy Lupin. How Teddy is in all of the Potter family portraits. How James, Al, and Lily refer to Teddy as their older brother. 

And one day Sirius is watching as Teddy risks himself to save Albus from falling off his broom, and then proceeds to fuss over Al without once worrying about himself. And Harry runs over in a panic, and goes immediately to Teddy, who took most of the damage, checks that he’s basically alright, looks at him with tears in his eyes, and says “Teddy Remus Lupin, thank you. Thank you for saving Al. You are so much like your father.” And then he hugs him tightly and doesn’t let go for the longest time .

And Sirius’s anger evaporates just like that, and he looks over and sees that Remus has been watching too and now they are both silently crying as they watch Harry, their Harry, take care of two of his sons.

And it’s suddenly so obvious why Harry didn’t name his youngest son after Remus: because that was already the name of his oldest.

anonymous asked:

Yuuri once got a tattoo when he got drunk~ it was small tattoo on his wrist that says "Victor" in Russian text. He freaked out a lil when he got sober but figured it looked really nice anyway and just covered it with make up whenever he performs. Years later he meets Victor and he sees it and was like "I didn't know you loved me this much, Yuuri!!" Yuuri was so embarrassed but the next day Victor has Yuuri's name in Kanji tattooed on his other wrist so it touches when they hold hands omg haha

omg i love this hc

anonymous asked:

gimme ur fave ereri official arts

Every official art that involves Eren and Levi together I love. But my personal favorites are these; 

They’re alone, Eren is petting Levi’s horse and it just looks so peaceful overall. Eren’s horse is nowhere to be found so I guess he should sit behind Levi and embrace him as they ride through the sunset lololol. 

The atmosphere in this pic is too damn romantic. They’re married. 

Look at my majestic babies. 

Eren and Levi on a date, eating fucking Burger King. 

Eren and Levi are naked, proof that they probably saw each other’s penises. 

This is one that not enough people talk about. Like, Eren is eye fucking Levi right now. And that plunger… says something. Eren is a naughty boy. 

Isayama sketching ereri during his free time. Seriously, Eren be stalking Levi, like Levi has his eyes closed and he probably has no fucking idea Eren is standing there, starring at him with a smirk omg…

Physical contact. Animators trying so hard to show how much they ship it. 

Gays in their natural habitat. Eren charging at Levi as always. 

My babies in the red carpet. Shining like the kings they are. 

When god blessed us with this beauty. Seriously, this is holy. 

I could go on but I think this response is pretty long as it is. So yeah, these are usually the ones I stare at for 200 hours. 

Who is Chanyeol?

screams ultimate bias

♡ Park Chanyeol

♡ “happy virus”

♡ “yoda”

♡ “3.01″

♡ Biggest dork on the planet

♡ has a dog called Toben

♡ Is tall

♡ god took his time on him

along w the rest of exo

♡ raps

♡ sings

♡ plays the guitar

♡ plays the piano

♡ is a dj

♡ composes 

♡ produces songs

♡ models

♡ can unlock the doors without a key

♡ bowling king

♡ masters everything

except dancing

♡ He is also fucking rich 

but not as rich as $uho

♡ lends all his money to sehun

♡ doesn’t mind buying a car that costs $500.000

he can buy me three times w that money

♡ Has the most unique voice along with kai

♡ His voice is deep and soothing while singing

♡ but strong and powerful while rapping

♡ has reeaallllyy good collabs

♡ stay with me ft.punch

♡ don’t make money ft heize where he dissed mnet

♡ let me love you ft junggigo

♡ FREAL LUV FT TINASHE & FAR EAST MOVEMENT

or should i say fa eest momint

♡ sorry not sorry

♡ won the best collab award

♡ a wise man once said “you lovin’ the size”

Originally posted by iyeolie

♡ Wrote heaven

♡ And gave sehun lots of lines

♡ bless him

Originally posted by sehunoh

♡ He is so good looking

♡ despite the fact that he’s a freaking giant

♡ he is ethereal

♡ i’m not even talking about his photo shoots

♡ HE IS SO HANDSOME SOMEONE SAVE ME

♡ art art art art art art art

♡ was really popular in high school coz he looked so good in uniforms

looks better without

♡ Visual af

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

♡ He knows it

♡ but sometimes tends to forget that he’s the sexiest man alive

along with the rest of exo

♡ He has lots of nicknames but the only one that matters is

♡ happy virus

♡  A wise man once said

♡ “no matter how difficult something is,i will not pout and smile like an idiot”

♡ pure hearted boy

♡ He’s always so giggly and happy

♡ is the mood maker of exo

♡ manages to make everyone smile

♡ with his dorky and goofy side

♡ camera caught him saying “yeppoo” to red velvet’s irene

Originally posted by r-velvets

omg i love him chanyeol you cant do dis to me

♡ however also cries a lot

♡ They say that people with big eyes cry a lot

♡ he has the biggest eyes

♡ he said that he cried on his car after Exo’rdium Japan concert due to stress and hardships

♡ But we’ll protect him

♡ Also cried cause he was so happy when he received many gifts from fans and friends for his bd

♡ He is a soft boy indeed

♡ Also,a dork

♡ Sleeps his eyes open

♡ Screams his ass off

♡ hits anything nearby when he’s laughing

♡ chanyeol+floor is a tru ship

♡ he loves the floor

told ya fam

♡ They call him yoda coz he got big ears

big and beautiful

♡ He said that he watched his part “3.01″in growl’s mv at least 100 times coz he thinks he’s too handsome

♡ HERE IS THE HOLY GIF

♡ If you’re mentioning chanyeol,you have to mention

♡ CHANBAEK

♡ the precious,holy relationship

♡ they basically want to marry

♡ but sm is a bitch so won’t let them

♡ They adore each other

♡ they’re the real life couple

♡ went to see kid together to adopt one

♡ baekhyun said that if he were a girl,he would date chanyeol coz he’s kind but we all know the real reason here

♡ chen said baekhyun is being too unrealistic coz he can’t even reach yeol’s ears

♡ –>baekhyun wears chanyeol’s  clothes

♡ They buy couple shoes from gucci

♡ they had oversea dates —->ny where chanyeol bought him coffee

♡ They also said that C in CBX stands for chanyeol and introduced themselves as Chanbaek

I LEGIT DIED

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

stop staring baek he already knows

♡ There’s also a love-hate relationship called

♡ CHANSOO

♡ They get along really well and love each other

♡ but not afraid to hit or diss each other in front of the camersa

♡ ksoo secretly loves chan but too scared to admit

♡ coz chan is a cheesy giant who will talk about it all the time

♡ chanyeol supported him on his drama

♡ he said “thx chanyeol” with a disappointed face

chanyeol is his secret one night stand

♡ The height difference is real tho

♡ They’re adorable we hope bbh doesnt know

♡ ksoo often forgets chanyeol’s presence 

Originally posted by royalyeol

♡ Chanyeol is also multi talented

♡ he can sing,rap,dj,play 5 instruments and compose

YYYAASS

♡ Sometimes he doesn’t show but

♡ he is da real mvp

♡ loves dogs

♡ has a small dog called “toben”

♡ said”he is a kind dog and i wanted to name him as toben since Beethoven is also a kind and respectable person”

♡ bootiful

♡ Also great with kids

♡ cooked a meal for a smol child on a variety show 

♡ was cute

♡ Also,dancing his dancing isn’t the best

♡ the thing is

♡ compared to normal people who don’t dance like me,he is a great dancer

♡ but since everyone in exo knows how to dance perfectly

♡ he isn’t considered as a good dancer in exo

♡ he also has a giant body

how is he supposed move all the parts perfectly

♡ is good friends with chimchim of bts

♡ woozi of SVT

♡ Joohoney of Monsta X

♡ HUGGED SUGA

♡ As well as jonghyun of shinee

I FEEL SO SOFT RN

♡ He is the most adorable person on the planet

Originally posted by ohunshine

♡ his relationship with members is just

I love lay so much looks at this adorable cutie pie i hate u sm omg he sso cutteee

♡ He is a part of the beagle line

♡ chen+chanyeol+baekhyun

♡ also a part of the shopping crew

♡ sehun+vivi+suho+chanyeol

♡ Part of the chingu line

♡ ksoo+the beagle line

♡ he gets along withe everyone except ksoo

♡ for once lay touched his crotch on kbs music bank accidentally and he was like boi what r u doin

♡ pokes lay’s butt

♡ DABS ALL THE TIME

♡ knows every single girl group song and choreo i mean twice

♡ said oh shit on a live broadcast

♡ is thirsty for lay

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

♡ he is a dork who we must protect!

thoughts the signs have

aries: these flowers,,, are so pretty,,, i wonder,,, what would happen,,, if i,,, crushed them

taurus: this person seems nice maybe i should ignore them for a good two days before talking again

gemini: mm cats, im cold, what if im dying omg, mm cats

cancer: i cant believe they ate my fruit snacks without asking, they’re dead to me

leo: why arent people looking at me, maybe i should talk louder, maybe its my clothes no theyre cute hmm

virgo: theres so much dust everywhere omg ew did he just sneeze in his hand this is disgusting i wanna go home

libra: do i want tea or lemonade hmm no maybe i want chocolate milk instead

scorpio: i know they’re lying to me i just gotta catch them in the act while pretending i have no idea

sagittarius: this button says i probably shouldn’t touch it….. i’ll touch it anyway

capricorn: i really wish people liked me more… nvm thats gay

aquarius: if water is wet then what is air

pisces: aw puppies, i hope they have a good home and that their cute faces eat so many good treats

Otayuri saying goodbye in Barcelona

• When it came time for Yuri and Otabek to say goodbye after Barcelona, Yuri tackled Otabek in a hug just before he had to get on his flight and Otabek was so surprised he just handed Yuri his number and the scarf he was wearing as Yuri ran to get on his flight
• During the flight Yuri was sitting there like omg I hugged him and he have me his number?? What does this mean??
• He then proceeded to search Otabek Atlin social media and spent the rest of the flight looking back at Otabe'ks old photos
• He came across a photo of Otabek hugging a kitten and immediately liked it, only to realise he’d posted it 4 years ago
• Yuri just sat there for 5 minutes having an internal crisis before realising you can unlike a photo
• Otabek however had seen the notification and also had an internal crisis surprising his friends by calling them and yelling in their ears about how HE SAW THAT YURI LIKED HIS PHOTO FROM 4 YEARS AGO AND HE MIGHT HAVE FOLLOWED HIM AND LIKED 6 OF HIS PHOTOS HELP
• His friends being scared for the first minute because they’ve never heard Otabek so flustered before telling him to breathe and that it’s going to be fine
• Just as they got him calm he received a message from Yuri and started freaking again and that’s when they realised Otabek was actually in love with this boy and had a sneaky feeling the “beautiful boy with the eyes of a solider” returned his feelings
• Later that night when Yuuri and Viktor went to check on Yuri they found him fast asleep with Otabek’s scarf in his arms

- mod Isla

MERA WAS IN THE TRAILER

YEAH BOYYYYYYYYY

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS HATERS

AND LOIS WAS THERE

AQUAMAN AND BATMAN BROTP

BRUCE WAYNE KNOWING HIS SUPERPOWER IS BEING RICH

BARRY BEING LIKE OMG LOOK AT ALL MY FRIENDS WHILE THEY ARE BEING SERIOUS AND BADASS

SILAS STONE!!!!

JIM GORDON!!!!!!! GORDON MY MAN THROWING SHADE AT BATMAN

CYBORG THROWING OUT ONE LINERS LIKE HE IN A 80′S ACTION MOVIE

MY SON!!!!!!!

BARRY SAYING YOU’RE THE BATMAN LIKE OK BE CHILL I’M CALM THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

MY BAT DAD HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE

THOSE CRAZY KIDS MAKING HIM FEEL YOUNG AGAIN

WERE THOSE THE AMAZONS JOINING THE FIGHT?????

BECAUSE FUCK YEAH!

WONDER WOMAN LANDING IN LIKE NOW THE PARTY IS HERE MY GUYS

EVERYBODY CHILLING ON THE ROOF WITH MY MAIN MAN JIM GORDON

AQUAMAN TELLING TERRIBLE JOKE

IM LOVE???????????

AND THE MOVIE ISN’T EVEN OUT YET

Omg okay so in 1527 Henry VIII was negotiating a marriage between Mary and Francis, the King of France. Francis asked for a portrait of Mary because, you know, he wanted to see what his new wife looked like. Henry obliged, except he also sent Francis a portrait of himself which literally no one had asked for and I find it hilarious. “Oh, you want a picture of my daughter? Sure, but more importantly, here’s a picture of ME”

anonymous asked:

Yuri on Ice is cancer to the internet, you all think this anime is flawless but ARE YOU BLIND?????? The animation doesn't look great, it's literally lazy and Yuuri and the russian guy never kissed, he wispered to him, you blind idiots. You all act like "OMG THEY TOUCHED EACH OTHER IT MEANS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER GGHLUUGGGETYBVBGOJIGKJGJGDFTJJFUCKJGHBIUKLJIKGIHJVKIKTYHJ" I'm sick of this fandom and it's loud fans, I wished the director never made this anime.

lmao grow some balls and say it to the fandom off-anon, u coward

Overwatch Chatroom: Y/n will be missed

Y'ALL THIS IS THE FIRST CHATFIC I POSTED ON TUMblr AND IM YELLING
I FOUND THIS ON MY WATTPAD AND DECIDED TO POST IT AGAIN HE RE
I’m on Mobil so it won’t look pretty.
- Forest

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Y/n has started a chatroom.

McCree, Genji, Tiddy Man, D.Va, Junkrat, and Mercy have logged in.

Tiddy Man: Is there something you need, Y/n?

Tiddy Man: ….

D.Va: OMG IS THAT HANZO 😂😂

McCree: I CANT BREATH

Y/n: that is not important right now.

Y/n: reaper is out to kill me over a simple mistake. I just wanted to say my goodbyes before he finds me.

Genji: What did you do exactly?

Mercy: He’ll get over it eventually. It’s not like he’ll actually kill you.

McCree: whatever you did, he’ll get over it.

Junkrat: Reaper just broke down a door. What did you do, missy?

Y/n: I may have accidentally dropped paint on his cloak while painting..

Mercy: does he realize it will wash off, right?

McCree: wash his cloak, darlin

Y/n: the paint I use doesn’t wash off..

D.Va: rip. You’ll be missed

Genji: But will he really hurt you over something so simple.

Tiddy Man: Doesn’t he have other cloaks?

Y/n: hE PROBABLY DOES BUT HES A PROBLEMATIC TANTRUM CHILD EDGE LORD WHOS BLINDED BY ANGER RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO LIVE

Reaper has logged on.

Junkrat: rip Y/n

Y/n: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME

Reaper: WHERE ARE YOU!?

D.Va: Chill???

Tiddy Man: Hana, this is Gabriel Reyes you’re talking to.

Genji: typing*

Reaper: ..Tiddy man??

Tiddy Man: Please change my name.

McCree: dont

D.Va: dont

Mercy: Gabe, leave y/n alone. She’ll buy you a new cloak.

Reaper: her death will be quick and painless, I promise.

Y/n has changed Tiddy Man’s name to Hanzo.

Hanzo: Thank you.

Hanzo: Tell me where you are so I can come help you.

Y/n: MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO SHOPS AT HOT TOPIC IS IN THE CHAT NO

D.Va: I see why he wants to kill you.

Junkrat: oh hey, I found her.

Reaper: WHERE IS SHE!?

Y/n: DONT YOU DARE JAMISON

Mercy: I’m actually worried now, don’t tell him.

Mercy: Someone restrain Gabe

Reaper: TELL ME WHERE SHE IS OR YOULL HAVE ANOTHER PEG LEG

Junkrat: SHES WITH WITH ZENYATTA AND GENJI

Genji: Reaper don’t hurt her.

Reaper has logged out.

Y/n: YOU TRAITOR

D.Va: rip you’ll be missed.

Y/n has logged out.

Mercy: Genji make sure he doesn’t get to her! I’ll be there in a bit.

Genji: I’ll protect her for as long as I can.

Genji has logged out.
Mercy has logged out.

Junkrat: how cute.

D.Va: omg otp

McCree: should we help?

Hanzo: we probably should

Hanzo has logged out.
Junkrat has logged out.
McCree has logged out.
D.Va has logged out.

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Kill mE

i feel like everyone should see this official art i saw on facebook (i think it’s from one of the dvds???? but don’t quote me on that) because i have a lot of things to say about the second banner:
• first of all, seungchuchu is canon
• JJ IS THE ONLY ONE WHO IS FULLY SHIRTLESS WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED
• CHRIS IS BASICALLY WEARING A SPORTS BRA (BINDER?) AND BOOTY SHORTS OMFG
• otabek’s half shirt is adorable
• guang hong and phichit’s oversized shirts
• (i bet that’s leo’s shirt guang is wearing)
• emil just has suspenders to cover his nips i love him
• mickey looks way saltier than he should be
• mINAMI’S CUTE HEART SHIRT OMG HES ADORABLE
• also i like how you can see the body type differences between yuuri, viktor, and yuri in particular
• yuuri is still a little chubby and cute, viktor is more lean but muscular, and yuri is a fuckin lithe twig
• i just adore this little banner thing and i wanna hang it on every wall ever

edit: ive been informed that these are rolls of washi tape! i still want like 70 of them to put everywhere lol