omg it looks like he's saying

anonymous asked:

Yours and Jefferson's son doesn't like mushrooms but doesn't tell him, one day after you were reading to him and Grace, he asks about the book's theme: honesty. When Jefferson comes home with extra mushrooms for dinner, your son looks at him all serious. "Daddy, I need to be completely honest with you because mommy says that's what good boys and girls do. Mushrooms are yucky!" Jefferson can't help but laugh because the kid has been eating them for years without saying a word.

omg i giggled 

Daddy Wednesday™

fallintolife  asked:

Carl saw the guy on the street one day. Total coincidence. 'Bout average height, little on the skinny side. Short hair, brown with a hint of red. He was cute, kinda... well, Carl didn't wanna say 'pretty' knowing now what he didn't then, but kinda... like the old pictures of fairies, right? Real nice-looking, but like at any second they could disappear. He couldn't have guessed that the guy who moved like he didn't want to bother anybody was also one of the best assassins on the planet.

okay but that plot twist had me laughin’ omg XD

Thank you! I didn’t actually think that reblog would get any response and this is so nice!?

Viktor’s Love

Ok I have to get to work so this is gonna be rushed af and incoherent and all but like can we just take a moment because

Like Yuuri being precious smol innocent sinamon roll as always, just happy to finally stand by everyone and share food and drinks and all, ever so grateful that he’s come this far, and met the love of his life in the process, which he couldn’t even get the nerve to talk to before. But we now know that’s not true because he basically declared his love via interpretive dance. Exhibit A:

LOOK. AT. THEIR. FACES. 

Ok so it goes without saying that this is where Viktor fell in love. He’s just like omg this quiet meek guy is not what he seems like at all and by god just marry me already. And THEN, this darling little Katsudon goes on, after they’ve already parted, goes on to perform Viktor’s very own Stay Close to Me:

WHICH I’M PRETTY SURE VIKTOR INTERPRETED AS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF: I haven’t forgotten; please come back to me, please be my coach. Look how well I skated this piece, just for you. This is me proving I’m worthy to skate with you as my coach.

Which leads me to this. Viktor’s priceless reaction:

Because like, ok. Imagine being Viktor. You share this amazing night with this guy and you fall in love at first dance basically, and it’s just so so great because again look at how much FUN they’re having together and the way they’re smiling at each other and it’s like Viktor says in this episode, love and life were something he’d ignored for far too long. But here comes Yuuri to change all that. 

And now imagine, showing up at that hot spring. Like tada here I am! Aren’t you glad! And Yuuri freaking the fuck out. And Viktor thinking how endearing that is because aw he’s shy. 

Aw he’s embarrassed from everything that happened when they were drunk

Aw he just needs to open up his walls and he’ll be the same guy he met on that night. 

If you ask me I think this explains Viktor’s boldness throughout the series. Because it’s like he’s been in love all. this. time. and he’s just going around assuming Yuuri is the same way. The whole ‘let’s sleep together’ and ‘be my boyfriend’ and ‘tell me all about yourself’ at the beginning isn’t just Viktor being a cocky bastard. It’s Viktor being in love. In complete and absolute love. 

And it sort of explains the whole Eros thing too. Because it’s not just on a random whim or even the fact that Viktor wants Yuuri to step out of his comfort zone. It’s because he KNOWS he’s more than capable, because he’s SEEN it before. 

Which he follows with something along the lines of ‘you’ll show it to me soon, won’t you?’ 

Which basically now I’m gonna interpret as Viktor trying to get Yuuri to understand that what he did on that night was a hell of a lot more seductive than Yuuri himself might even realize, and if he can control that, then it’ll be the hook line sinker that’ll get him to finals. 

Also a bit of revenge since, I’m assuming this was probably the first time Viktor was ever caught off guard. I mean seeing Yuuri doing things like that was probably enough to catch anyone off guard. And so maybe this whole time Viktor was just trying to get even, trying to prove that he could seduce Yuuri just as much as Yuuri had seduced him (and not exactly in the sultry way).

And I just. I’m so happy. 

Please excuse my rambles. I’ll try to edit this after I get home.

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Later…

Papa Kogane: Hey, Keith.

Keith: Yeah?

Papa Kogane: Did you say anything weird to Lance?

Keith: …No. Why?

Papa Kogane: He said something that sounded a lot like a line from that movie we watched–

Keith (laughing): Dad… Just let me have this.

//in which lance throws some interesting words over his shoulder on his way out. keith’s dad is perplexed. (Does…he know what he said?)

yay finished it! thx a bunch @tafih-toffee for letting me know that the korean i found was a bit too formal for a kid to say for which i am ever grateful cause i probs would have never considered that omg so let’s just say that keith heard it in a movie instead :D

i really liked how papa kogane turned out. he doesn’t look exactly like how he looked in the show, but i think it works :)

btw part 1 here

So this magnificent person brought this picture to HousCon for j2 to sign: 

and shares the story of getting it signed here

‘…the volunteer called Clif…over to check it out. He said Jensen wishes he looked like that. I gave it to the handler and she starts giggling. Clif is waiting for Jensen to see it. She hands it to Jensen and he starts laughing. He says I wish I had guys who looked like that to wash my car. He signs it but keeps staring at it for like a minute and finally gives it back. 

I get in line for Jared….Jared’s handler who seems like a tough chick said ‘what the fuck!’ and then apologised and said Jared still kind of looks like that. She hands it to Jared and he’s like ‘oh my God’. Then he takes out his phone, scrolls through something and looks at the art again….Jared is comparing himself in a shirtless picture on his phone to a shirtless drawing of himself!!! He’s wondering why Jensen has the better abs. He signs it and tells me to draw him with more abs next time. I’m thinking ‘I didn’t draw it!’ but say ok I will!’

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! Someone else was at autos and witnessed this

‘I had seen [Jared] exclaiming over a girl’s art…From what I could see, I think there was a shirtless Dean. She left and we stepped forward. I was watching Jared, but somehow I looked up when all of a sudden here comes Jensen sauntering up to Jared’s table. Watching that man walk is a religious experience. Anyway, he came right up behind Jared and grabbed him in what looked like it was going to be a headlock, but turned into a really sweet hug with Jensen’s arm around his neck and his chin on his shoulder. Jared was in the middle of signing and didn’t really react, just smiled softly….Jared then said, ‘Hey! I just saw a picture of you with abs!’ Jensen…said ‘I haven’t had abs since 1992!’ and walked out the door. Jared said ‘yeah more like 19….30′ while looking at me since Jensen was already gone.’ 

THIS IS ALL PURE GOLD but that last bit in particular slakes my constant thirst for Jared calling Jensen an old man (’while looking at me’ etc I DIE). 

MERA WAS IN THE TRAILER

YEAH BOYYYYYYYYY

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS HATERS

AND LOIS WAS THERE

AQUAMAN AND BATMAN BROTP

BRUCE WAYNE KNOWING HIS SUPERPOWER IS BEING RICH

BARRY BEING LIKE OMG LOOK AT ALL MY FRIENDS WHILE THEY ARE BEING SERIOUS AND BADASS

SILAS STONE!!!!

JIM GORDON!!!!!!! GORDON MY MAN THROWING SHADE AT BATMAN

CYBORG THROWING OUT ONE LINERS LIKE HE IN A 80′S ACTION MOVIE

MY SON!!!!!!!

BARRY SAYING YOU’RE THE BATMAN LIKE OK BE CHILL I’M CALM THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

MY BAT DAD HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE

THOSE CRAZY KIDS MAKING HIM FEEL YOUNG AGAIN

WERE THOSE THE AMAZONS JOINING THE FIGHT?????

BECAUSE FUCK YEAH!

WONDER WOMAN LANDING IN LIKE NOW THE PARTY IS HERE MY GUYS

EVERYBODY CHILLING ON THE ROOF WITH MY MAIN MAN JIM GORDON

AQUAMAN TELLING TERRIBLE JOKE

IM LOVE???????????

AND THE MOVIE ISN’T EVEN OUT YET

Otayuri saying goodbye in Barcelona

• When it came time for Yuri and Otabek to say goodbye after Barcelona, Yuri tackled Otabek in a hug just before he had to get on his flight and Otabek was so surprised he just handed Yuri his number and the scarf he was wearing as Yuri ran to get on his flight
• During the flight Yuri was sitting there like omg I hugged him and he have me his number?? What does this mean??
• He then proceeded to search Otabek Atlin social media and spent the rest of the flight looking back at Otabe'ks old photos
• He came across a photo of Otabek hugging a kitten and immediately liked it, only to realise he’d posted it 4 years ago
• Yuri just sat there for 5 minutes having an internal crisis before realising you can unlike a photo
• Otabek however had seen the notification and also had an internal crisis surprising his friends by calling them and yelling in their ears about how HE SAW THAT YURI LIKED HIS PHOTO FROM 4 YEARS AGO AND HE MIGHT HAVE FOLLOWED HIM AND LIKED 6 OF HIS PHOTOS HELP
• His friends being scared for the first minute because they’ve never heard Otabek so flustered before telling him to breathe and that it’s going to be fine
• Just as they got him calm he received a message from Yuri and started freaking again and that’s when they realised Otabek was actually in love with this boy and had a sneaky feeling the “beautiful boy with the eyes of a solider” returned his feelings
• Later that night when Yuuri and Viktor went to check on Yuri they found him fast asleep with Otabek’s scarf in his arms

- mod Isla

In Chapter 61, right after Baz put out the forest fire and pulls off Simon’s cross, Simon says this:

“Then Baz looks at me like he always looks at me when he’s about to attack.”

Literally, this messes with me. Does this mean that Baz had his attack face on? Or that what Simon had always thought was Baz’s look of attack was really his look of love and lust? 

Eddie Redmayne/Newt Scamander

…..I lost to my feelings for him

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING SMILE OMG

AND HIS CUTENESS OMG YES

Originally posted by newts-bowtrukkle

Goals, thats all I have to say about this one

BUT THEN HES LIKE NOPE JUST GONNA LOOK LIKA AFUCING HOT AS MUDDAFUCKA

And the people that draw good I just want to say thank you

Originally posted by hardyness

saves  innoccent creatures, loved by none innocent ones

You save lifes, and kill 

God his a sweetheart

Originally posted by secretly-a-wizard

I just couldn’t keep a hold of myself eheheheheh

Just look at his sweet smile

And then we have this, true perfection. He looks like the cutes frog

Originally posted by elenarinya

I want him 

OH LOOK HERE WE HAVE THE LITTLE HUFF SavING PEOPLE

And just being overall hot af 

Originally posted by hardyness

His face is priceless, just fild with *cant describe it so yea think*

Oh look here we have Eddies wonderful smile AGAIN 

I just absulotly love this picture 

Originally posted by newdscamander

Dear god help me

Oh look another one thats drawn, WITH A NIFFLER.ON.HIS.HEAD

hush little baby dont say a word, im just gonna stare at your perfection

Originally posted by hardyness

I can’t agree with this gif more 

he litterly just looks like the sweetest person

Seriously Eddie, you kill me

Originally posted by hardyness

He’s just adorable

I just had to have his cutre little awkward stand, such a cute little huffle he is

We all know that Akaashi is Bokuto’s self control and a very serious person, but… I believe that Akaashi is incredibly clingy, like… Suddenly he throws himself at Bokuto’s arms and is like “Bokuto… I’m dying” and Bokuto already knows what he wants so he’s like “OMG! AKAASHI! What can i do to save you?” And Akaashi looks into Bokuto eyes with a incredibly serious face and says “Tons of kisses, like… Please, It’s the only thing that can save me” and Bokuto loves that, Bokuto loves when Akaashi is all needy and cheesy.
YES, I strongly believe that Akaashi is a dork, but he’s incredibly good at hiding it.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS PHOTO OMG

Jim looks like he’s in the middle of some insecure teenage profession of love and is asking Bones’ advice about his crush.

Are you deaf? Have you been here? Are we living on the same Goddamn ship, or – I mean did I blind you or Spock? PERMANENTLY? How did you graduate from Starfleet at the top of your class and still manage to be this fucking dense boayh, I mean Jesus–

*Some say McCoy’s ranting can still be heard in echoes throughout the galaxy, forever rippling through time and space so that no generation goes unscolded*

Source: @bravemccoy

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Okay but about the moment after kiss
It was one of the things that I really loved and appreciated in the whole episode, especially Yuri’s face while he look at Viktor.
He seems to be so happy and made at the moment like if he waited for that moment his whole life???? Omg I love his expression so much. ❤
And Viktor seems to be so happy that Yuri enjoyed the kiss and didn’t say something like “oh my fucking God why couldn’t you think in another surprise?That was too much!”

That’s a healthy and strong relationship that I hope to grow more and more, if it’s possible. They deserve it.
Also, I’M SO PROUD OF THEM!!

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kagehina part from ouran au!! reposting bc i deleted by accident omg help me

Kageyama had always wanted to see what a convenience store looked like because everyone knows how mysterious are proletarians for ouran students. The convenience store he visited happened to be Hinata’s uncle’s, where Hinata helps from time to time. Needless to say, Kageyama developed a big crush on him as soon as he saw him and started coming regularly to see him again. (but kags being kags, he still feels too awkward to talk to him normally)

swv Dallas recap

- ok 1. getting this outta the way they all Gods or something literally theyre so attractive irl it’s truly overwhelming but like what’s new
- key told a story about how his stylist burned his Gucci outfit after the Vancouver concert on accident bc she put it on some lighting machine and they smelled it burning and couldn’t figure out what it was…. lol he seemed to be in mourning
- at one point the camera was on Minho and he didn’t know what to say he was just standing smiling and the crowd went wild like ppl were LOVINg Minho just standing there bc honestly it was cute.
- jjongs fanboy was there omg at the beginning he SCREAMED (as he does) I LVOE YOU JONGHYUN and jjong stopped and sent him one of these looks 😏 and key was like ITS U AGAIn and I think jjong was like I knew you would be here or something like that
- jinki fell during ready or not bc he got so dizzy he was so cute the whole night and also important side note dat boy got mad thighs
- taemin was p quiet today but super cute as always, said his now iconic “next song is prism” line and also said something like “I hope meet again” he was squishy I lvoe him
- key was talking about the outfits they wear during rdd and how when he saw them lying out he said out loud “I hate these outfits” while his mic was still on in the back. he was like “ I designed these but like… I hate them lol” bc the fabric was too stiff. he touched minhos outfit and was like HEY bc his was soft and then Minho copied him and said “it’s soft. I like this costume” it was SO cute
- Minho rly is full of energy he was BOUNCING he was so excited to be there he was so so so cute idk like so cute
- jjong kept talking about how we all had a lot of passion and it was so nice
- taemin was trying to tell a story but he kept fumbling, as he does bc he cute, and then key brought up his burnt Gucci again and taem kept saying “I’m not talking about that” but key wasnt listening I was living tbh
- jinki was trying to use some metaphor about the concert being like two hands coming together and jjong in a non fake deep moment was like “…. what are u talking about lol”

that’s all I can remember rn but I’m sure more will come back to me but wow y'all…. wow

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drake: hey rih, guess what? i did it! i asked sufjan to the dance! and he said yes!

rihanna: omg aubs! i’m so proud of you! holy shit! tell me everything!

drake: well i was like, “hey, i was thinking maybe me and you could go to the dance together?” i was so nervous, oh man, i could hardly get the words out.

rihanna: yeah? and then what?

drake: well, he wasn’t answering, and he looked kind of, like… shell-shocked? and i thought he was gonna say no! so i was like, “but only as bros though!” you know, so he wouldn’t, like…

rihanna: oh… my god…

drake: what?

rihanna: aubrey drake graham, did you literally pull a no homo while asking a boy to junior prom? is that seriously what you’re telling me right now?

drake: i was freaking out! i didn’t think he’d say yes unless i-

rihanna: of course he would have said yes! dumbass, he’s been in love with you since the fourth grade! since you sat on the swingset with him and his weird-ass imaginary friends!

drake: i… you’re reading too much into things, i don’t know if he-

rihanna: i can personally guarantee you that right now, as we speak, sufjan stevens is lying on his bedroom floor. he’s listening to pet sounds. on vinyl. and he’s dropping the needle right on the first chord of “i just wasn’t made for these times.” he’s letting the song play out, and then he’s dropping the needle again. in the same place. over. and over. again. he’s not even crying. he’s just allowing brian wilson to drag him headlong into the vortex of human suffering. and that’s your fault, aubs. that’s on you.

drake: oh… oh NO! :( how can i fix this?

MEANWHILE…

annie: Sufjan My Dear Friend If You Do Not Turn Off That Dirge And Arise From The Floor In The Next Thirty Seconds I Am Afraid I Will Have No Choice But To Shatter Your Copy Of Pet Sounds With My Tiny But Powerful Fists

sufjan: What Ever Annie I Know All Of The Lyrics By Heart And Am More Than Capable Of Singing Them By Myself

annie: Sufjan Please I Grow Weary Of Your Wallowing

sufjan: 🎶 They Say I Got Brains But They Ain’t Doing Me No Good! I Wish They Would! Each Time Things Start To Happen Again I Think I Got Something Good Going For Myself! But What Goes Wrong? 🎶

annie: Your Singing Voice Is Lovely Sufjan But I Refuse To Enact This Emotional Labor Any Longer Get The Fuck Up

sufjan: But How Can I Get Up When My Life Is Irrefutably And Irremediably Over

annie: Your Life Is Not Over You Big Baby You Are Attending The Junior Prom On Friday And With The Boy You Love No Less

sufjan: We Are Attending As Bros! He Thinks Of Me Merely As A Bro!

annie: Have You Considered That Perhaps Aubrey Is Dealing With Severe Anxiety Surrounding His Feelings For You And Retroactively Rendered His Invitation Platonic In An Effort To Guard His Heart Should You Not Reciprocate

sufjan: No That Sounds Fake Annie

annie: Well Sufjan Do You Want My Insightful Advice Or Do You Want To Allow Brian Wilson To Drag You Headlong Into The Vortex Of Human Suffering

sufjan: The Latter

annie: Oh My God

sufjan: 🎶 Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! 🎶

I was not expecting this. I WAS SO NOT EXPECTING THESE FEELINGS.

LIKE right from the get go, Josh’s acting has been INCREDIBLE.

AND HE’S LIKE THREATENING SOMEONE WHO IS ARGUABLY HIS BEST FRIEND. PART OF HIS FAMILY NOW AND LIKE LOOK AT THESE FACES. THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE WHO KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL WHO ARE FIGHTING.

AND HOW HE’S JUST LETTING IT OUT AND UGH

AND OMG WHEN HE FINALLY STARTS TO UNRAVEL

THE FEAR IN HIS EYES

THE WAY HE GOES INTO HIS SPIRAL OF WHAT IF I DO EVERYTHING RIGHT AND STILL LOSE EVERYONE LIKE

THE FEAR IS SO FUCKING REAL AND JOSH DALLAS FUCKING NAILS IT SO HARD OMFGGG

AND THEN KILLIAN FUCKING JONES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, STANDING THERE TO GIVE HIS MATE REASON. TO ALLOW HIM TO MAKE HIS OWN DECISION. AND THE WORDS HE SAYS FUCKING FUCKKKK DO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK OMGGG

AND WHEN DAVID FALLS LIKE

I HAD TEARS. KILLIAN’S REACTION HERE IS FUCKING ME. I CANNOT HANDLE IT. SEEING THIS MAN FALL TO HIS KNEES THIS WAY

GODDAMNIT THIS HUG. THE COMFORTING, THE CRYING. IF THIS ISN’T FUCKING FAMILY WHAT THE FUCK IS I AM SO HURT OMGGGGG

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I was rewatching this scene for fic purposes and there’s kind of a lot I want to talk about re: what’s happening here, because this moment doesn’t exist without greater context and it’s one of the things that I really like what the prequels did with Anakin’s character:  He’s not great at boundaries and social interaction.

So many people complain about how badly Anakin is written because omg he’s so creepy and awful and whiny! and I’m sitting over here like, THAT’S KIND OF THE POINT???, he’s supposed to not be great with boundaries, he’s supposed to need other people to keep them for him, he’s supposed to come off as kind of creeping on Padme, though, ultimately when he has someone to enforce those boundaries (as Padme does in this movie), he’s much better off.

The point is:  Anakin says it himself–he thinks she doesn’t like the way he watches her.  Padme says it, stop looking at me like that, it makes me uncomfortable.  (Ultimately, Anakin does listen when people tell him this, but it’s still a thing where he’s not great with boundaries and that’s a lot of what gets him in trouble all throughout the PT.)

And Obi-Wan seems to be pretty damn aware of it.  He’s not shutting Anakin down because OMG THE JEDI CODE!!11! (Obi-Wan has been shown to repeatedly be perfectly willing to break the “rules” for the greater good, he’s been shown to be willing to support Anakin’s decision to leave the Order, if that’s what he wants) but because Anakin’s a bit of a creeper and needs structure in his life.

Obi-Wan believes the Jedi Order will give Anakin the structure he needs, will teach him to not be such a creeper/to have such boundary issues, to deal with the sheer overwhelming emotions he has (and this is the same movie that had Anakin slaughtering an entire village of men, women, and children because of the death of his mom, so, yes, he certainly needs some structure in his life for dealing with them and this is what works for everyone else Obi-Wan knows), because it’s pretty clear Anakin has issues and Obi-Wan is trying, as best he knows how, with what tools he has, to find a way to help him.

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Olicity Holiday Project

Dec. 12 - A scene you would show to someone outside the fandom to describe Olicity
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