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Women of the Tolkienverse | Part I

VARDA was a Valië, the wife of Manwë and Queen of the Valar.
THURINGWETHIL was a Vampire servant of Sauron during the First Age.
TAR-ANCALIME was the seventh ruler and first Ruling Queen of Númenor.
GALADRIEL was a Noldo, a ringbearer and ruler of Lothlórien.
NESSA was a Valië and the wife of Tulkas and sister of Oromë.

I wanted a break from studying, so I whipped up this quick fic that I couldn’t get out of my head. NOTE: Sorry if the characters are OOC and the grammar is bad. I wrote it very quickly. Also, Al= Allura. Enjoy!

   Lana sat behind the counter at Voltron Café viciously flipping through her Engineering Math notes. It was around 1PM so an upside was that the cafe wasn’t as busy as it usually is in the morning hours, but the downside is that she has exactly 24 hours to learn three chapters worth of math so that she has a sliver of hope to pass one of Ms. Iversons notorious exams. Lana pressed her face into her textbook and groaned into it.

“Engineering?” a voice chirped above her. 

“No. It’s actually witchcraft mixed in with an ancient alien language. But, I mean, I guess you could call it Engineering.” Lana replied. 

“Yup, that sounds like one of Iversons tests.” Hunk laughed beside her, putting away freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in the baked goods display. Hunk hovered over her best friends shoulder, reading the problem she was working on. Lana quickly stole one of Hunks cookies. “Lana, all of your work is right. All you have left is to take the derivative and plug in the x.” Hunk mused. Lana quickly did as Hunk instructed her to, and, sure enough, she got the right answer.

Lana looked up at Hunk with her best puppy dog eyes, “Hunk. Bffl. My bestie for life. My sun and stars. The best human being I’ve ever known.”

“I can’t Lana, I have a chem test tomorrow that I have to study for.” Hunk pouted, fiddling with the burnt orange ribbon she always tied her thick black locks in.

Lana smiled, “It’s cool, dude. But don’t think I’m not gonna be texting you problems that I really don’t get.”

Hunk beamed, “Deal. But I know this other girl who’s in Iversons class this semester. She comes into the cafe at around this time, maybe you two can study together.” Lana knew exactly who Hunk was referring to. Dark hair, sparkling eyes, always wearing some form of leather.

“Why do I have a feeling that this girl always comes in on a red motorcycle, sits right behind me in math, and is the bane of my existence?” Lana frowned.

Hunk shrugged, escaping back into the kitchens, “I dunno about all of that, but I do know you made out with her for a good thirty seconds on New Years before dipping out.” she winked. Lana turned a brilliant scarlet, just as the door chimed.

“Welcome to Voltron Cafe!” Lana called out, already scooping whipped cream into a cup. The drink was already finished by the time the customer made it to the counter. Lana turned, hot drink in hand, to face none other than Kat Kogane.

“Whipped cream with a three shots of hot coffee for Kat?” Lana asked in her best customer service voice. Kats eyes widened at how fast Lana made her order. She didn’t even get a chance to watch the cute barista make her drink from afar.

“Y-you- You remembered my order?” Kat stammered out.

Lana shrugged, punching numbers in on the cash register, “It’s not that complicated. And don’t worry, I tried not to make it as foamy.” Kat internally winced at the mention of foam and her awful attempt in looking cool in front of her crush.

“You’re never going to let that go, huh?” Kat frowned as Lana counted out her change.

“Tell you what, Kitty Cat,” Lana smirked, handing Kat her change. “Help me learn the last two chapters for Iversons math test from hell, and i’ll let it go. Shoot, i’ll put every bad interaction we’ve ever had behind me.”

“How generous of you.” Kat deadpanned, taking a sip of her perfectly made vienna coffee.

“I know, i’m just a wonderful human being. So will you do it or not?” Lana sighed, cocking a hip to the side.

“Throw in a couple of those chocolate chip cookies and you have a deal.” Kat smirked back.  Lana threw two cookies into a bag and practically jumped over the counter with her spiral and textbook. “Deal.” Lana will deal with Al’s lecture later, right now, she needed help.



BONUS:
       After a long study session, Lana and Hunk cleaned and closed up the shop together. It was company policy that workers should throw out any leftover baked goods, so that fresh ones can be made in the mornings. That never did sit well with Lana. Hunk was an artist in the kitchen and her food tasted like it too. She wasn’t about to throw that art away, with only racoons to savor it! So she packed up her besties leftover treats in a box and closed the shop. Lana bid Hunk goodnight, and walked to her blue Prius. There was a cherry red motorcycle parked right next to her car. Lana couldn’t help the smile that stretched across her face.

“Hey.” she called out to the other girl, handing Kat the box that was in her hand. Kat cautiously looked at the box and looked at Lana. “It’s not filled with snakes or anything.” Lana rolled her eyes.

“Are you allowed to be giving me this?” Kat asked in a hushed voice.

   Lana laughed, “You don’t have to whisper. They’re cupcakes, not cocaine. But, yeah. It’s company policy that we through out all unsold baked goods. But I usually just take them home, or hand them out to other poor starving college students like myself.” Kat only nodded her head, unsure of what to say. “This was more of a thank you, for agreeing to teach me math. And giving me a sliver of hope for Iversons test tomorrow.” Lana blabbered. Kat turned to put the box of treats on her motorcycle and pulled out a pen from her pocket. Kat grabbed Lanas hand and scribbled her number onto her palm. Kat silently prayed to whatever God was listening to her that her hands weren’t sweaty. It was Lanas turn to look at the palm of her hand, then Kat, then back to her hand.

“It’s my number,” Kat explained quickly, “in case you have any more questions.” Lana stared at Kat with wide blue eyes, and they narrowed immediately. Kats face burned in embarrassment. Did Lana know that she had a massive crush on her? That Kat was dying to give the pretty brunette with crystal blue eyes her number? Shiro always told her she was a shit liar, but Kat thought she had a pretty solid alibi!  

“Oh hell no.” Lana finally spoke. A part of Kat died inside. “I will not let you beat me in the flirting department! That was smooth as hell Kitty Kat, but i’ll woo your socks off. Just you watch!” Lana called, walking to the drivers side of her car. Kat let out a breath, and chuckled.

“Yeah, yeah lover girl. How about you focus on aceing our math test tomorrow?” Kat called, mounting her bike. Lana rolled down her passenger side window to wink at Kat before bidding her goodnight. Kat couldn’t help the stupid grin that was stretched across her face the entire ride home.


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((V: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW OKAY, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! ASDFHUJIARLEKWDSFHUGIJRKLFDMS!!! I seriously was not expecting this when i logged in today!! Dude!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! 

Lana is SO ON POINT!!! Like, i couldn’t even portray her better than this!!! And it’s so funny omg, I already wanna doodle this omg I love it so much!!! Everyone is so great and aahh this is perfect!!! Thank you for this!!!!!

Y: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa THIS IS TOO CUTE OH GOSHHHHHHHH!!! Thank you for this this was just so cute and honestly made my entire day! I was screaming at Kat this whole time when you mentioned her fuck up like “GOD KAT WHAT IS YOUR DEAL???” 

This is absolutely beautiful and super cute! I loved the way you portrayed Kat as this bumbling awkwardly in love idiot! Like that’s what I’ve been trying to get her to come across as this whole time and you’ve done it so well! SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE OMG THANK YOU!!!!

Thank you so much for this this was just so wonderful! Thank you for putting up with us and our shenanigans and inconsistent updates (mostly me sorry about that yo school kicking my ass im sorry) 

We promise to update much more in the future!!!!))

anonymous asked:

I LITERALLY FOUND THIS BLOG AN HOUR AFTER WATCHING TRAIN TO BUSAN FOR THE FIRST TIME. IM SPOOKED BUT TOO HOOKED TO STOP. I'm a huge baby when it comes to post apocalyptic arcs but this blog too good to not follow ;~; What have you done I CANT STOP SCROLLING (×_×;) (YOUR ART IS FREAKING AMAZING AND SO ARE YOU)

/ ugh omg SAME IM A BIG WEINIE WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING REMOTELY ANGSTY OR SCARY TBH but thank you sm this means a lot!! :DD

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anonymous asked:

dela hey! im in need, im almost done with the latest vmin fics you recommended and.. do u have more to rec im so sorry for being annoying omg hopefully i'm not bothering u ♡

askjdhkjdhs you’re almost done??? bUT I RECOMMENDED A LOT JUST YESTERDAY YOU’RE REALLY SOMETHING okay dont worry i have lots of stock bc i read so much more okay:

*20 Years from Now
  • daughter: hey mom i really like this new book series...
  • me: omg Im so sorry
  • daughter: sorry?
  • me: ill call the teachers
  • daughter: why are y-
  • me: to let them know your grades will be dropping
  • daughter: why will-
  • me: im afraid its all downhill from here
  • daughter: what are you talking ab-
  • me: you might as well say goodbye to your friends
  • daughter: but i-
  • me: do you want me to help you with your blog?
  • daughter: i dont have a-
  • me: you will
  • daughter: but-
  • me: shhhh... its already done, there is no turning back

SPOILERS FOR THE AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR BELOW

PLEASE DON’T READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE TRAILER






































OKAY SO THE BEGINNING IS LOLOOOL BUT THEN IT QUICKLY BECOMES LIKE OMG WTF

BUT THE PART THAT REALLY HAD ME LIKE UH WHAT NO WTF 

WAS WHEN PETER WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR, LOOKING HURT AF, WITH TONY ABOVE HIM, SEEMINGLY HOLDING HIM

AND PETER LOOKING AT TONY AND SAYING, “I’M SORRY TONY I’M SORRY”

first of all:

my bb should be sorry for nothing he’s an angel, what couold he have possbily have done

second of all:

WTF HAPPENED????????// WHY DOES HE SOUND SO HURT AND SORRY AND UUUUUGH 

Just wtf was that trailer im crying im gonna fucking die if something happens to tony or peter

at this exact second i dont reall give a fuck what happens with everyone else

(jk i love everyone else but they are my two faves, they best not be hurt)

anonymous asked:

can you please make a gif reaction when bts walks in on another members little sister changing? not naked but in their underwear or just topless. ~~~thank you<3 + i'm a big fan of your work!

Awww thank you <3 i hope you like it! (And when i say you im referring to you as the little sister!)

JUNGKOOK: “Hey do you ha-…………….OH! OH! OH! OH MY HOLY SH** IM SO SORRY!!!”

NAMJOON (RAP MONSTER): “HEYYY Y/N Do you have som- AHHHH OMG OMG IM SORRY!!!” *Closes door harshly breaking it* “GOD DANGIT!! IM SO SORRY”

SUGA: *Walks in on you changing* “…………” *Closes door* “Well sh**”

JIN: “Hey Y/N are you hun- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE SINNED IM SO SORRY?!?!?! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!?!?? I WILL PAY ANY PRICE FOR THIS BUT JUST DON’T TAKE AWAY MY BEAUTIFUL LOOKS!!!!”

JHOPE: *Walks in on you changing* “Well who knew Namjoons little sis had a hot body……………..OMG WHAT HAVE I SAID……IM DONE FOR!!!!” *Runs away in fear*

JIMIN: “Hey do you have any so- Oh……welllll….um” * Rips off shirt* “Does this make it any better???…..no…….ok..”

V: *Walks in on you changing* “Well….Um….This is a……ahh…ummm…..sorry….i’ll be leaving now..”

~~ ADMIN Abbie 

I hope you liked it <3

anonymous asked:

just seeing that last post, jihyun deserves so much more :(( i wanna see him happy omg how about some cute n fluffy v x mc headcanons please your headcanons of him are always so good tysm

i am drunk and inspired to write about v in specific (i’m sorry to anyone else in my ask i’ll get it done when im sober lolol) and thank!!! you!!! i love you.

  • v will let mc steal the blankets he will sleep on the cold hard ground for u
  • v and mc never have elaborate dates and honestly have probably just gone into a pet store and played with the pups in there and called it a date
  • the simple things are what matter to him. he could stare at mc with his poor vision for hours. mc can catch v gazing at them a lot and it’s kinda cute to be honest
  • the lightiest lightweight ever. he passes out after like two shots. goodnight sleep tight he just KOs and is dead to the world for a couple of hours.
  • hand holding while cuddling and hand holding while walking together and just… everything involves the senses with v. he’s so gentle and so sweet.
  • really into post sex cuddling, and is just overall king of aftercare.
  • owns a vinyl player and surprises mc every month with a vinyl of artists he knows they like 
  • he likes kissing mc’s jawline and cheeks and forehead a lot just as a sign of affection. 
  • usually the big spoon when cuddling but doesn’t mind being the little spoon
  • makes breakfast for mc in the morning all the time even though he can hardly cook for shit and always spills everything everywhere. even when he could see.
  • owns so many sweaters and some are ugly christmas sweaters that he shares with mc
  • trips over his own canvases a lot because he’s dumb and forgets he has his prints placed all around the house
  • asks mc to help redye his hair always and it’s the cutest thing because he buys chocolate whenever asking since he feels bad
  • owns so many pairs of sunglasses and lets mc wear it too for extra aesthetic
  • owns a lifetimes worth of tourist shirts from destinations and places he’s gone for work
  • always has nice smelling candles around the house and it always smells like vanilla or apples and it’s like a more pleasant and less pungent bath and bodyworks type smell
  • mc has to go grocery shopping a lot because v never refills his fridge. no one knows how he survives. he has the money for it. he’ll go camping in the woods for three days just for photos. but going to the grocery store??? he says he’s too lazy to.
  • the only food he’s a whore for is pasta. he’s usually got a light stomach but mc swears to god…
  • will only eat a half or two thirds of a plate usually and then he’s full
  • but the first time mc and v went to get italian for dinner and he ordered the biggest bowl of pasta and just downed that shit so quick it was terrifying
  • don’t fuck with v and pasta.
ROMEO X JULIET IS DONE

Omg…guys..I ..I cried. Like legit. I’ve never cried over an anime before. Not that hard

And guess what I ended up doing anyway…. (under the cut cuz spoilers but not really I guess?) hint: art.

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Seeing You Do This // Anakin x Obi Wan

Anon Requested: Could you maybe do one where like anakin and obi wan are force ghosts and they are commenting on the stuff that happens in the force awakens and like anakin is disappointed in Kylo ren and obi wan is just like “ you honestly have no idea of what you were like do you” ? Thanks! Love ya!

this is so short omg im so sorry

Anakin and Obi Wan just witnessed the murder of Han Solo. The murder being done by his own son.

Anakin stood, watching, feeling shameful and guilty. He was disappointed in his grandson and what he was doing.

“It’s painful to see him take this path. I never wanted him to follow in my footsteps. I never meant for any of this to happen.” Anakin sighs, watching as the terror unfolds before his eyes.

Anakin and Obi Wan watch as the girl from Jakku and the storm trooper turned heroine run from the sight of the murder.

Obi Wan speaks, “You have no idea how painful it was to see you do the same.”

Anakin turns to his master. “Excuse me?”

“You turning to the dark side was the most painful experience of my life. Not because I felt bad for you or the danger you were putting yourself into. But to see how Padame was losing her husband, your children losing their father, and me losing my brother,” he stops to look at Anakin. “I loved you and I wanted to stop you before you could do anything you would regret. That’s why I disabled you. In an attempt to save you. I had to return Padame to Coruscant to deliver the children. The children who became fatherless moments before.”

Anakin starts to tear up at his words. “I had no idea you felt that way. I was to blinded too see the truth.”

Obi Wan smiles at him. “I know. But all we can do is hope that the man below us doesn’t make the same mistakes and repeats history.”

jubies  asked:

I found out that kageyama is the younger one SO: Whenever Hinata and Kageyama are arguing or physically wrestling and they're just yelling shit and hinata runs out of stuff to say there's just a pause and hinata yells WELL IM THE OLDER ONE and Kageyama just pauses in bewilderment and hence starts Hinata treating kageyama like a child and demanding respect

But in the heat of the moment kageyama yells WELL I’M THE TALLER ONE and hinata gets so offended he’s actually speechless and when kageyama realizes what he’s done he just goes ‘… i’m sorry i shouldn’t have brought height into this’ 

OK.
SOMEONE KILL ME PLS. WHY DO I LOVE THIS GUY ?! LOL

SO
This little dude is my super fresh parasite OC…. 

His name is Button ! ( Thank you for the help @askinfresh ♥ )
He’s really energetic and he doesn’t really care about the haters, because he is r4d 2 the b0n3

(His idols are Sanzy Fresh ( @loverofpiggies ) and Kazoo ( @kazoofresh )! 
and now …I’ll be in the corner…crying.XD 

anonymous asked:

(part 1 this may be long forgive me weeps) OKAY SO A CIRCUS!BANGTAN AU!!! Jin is a Fortune Teller who you can go to for all your supernatural needs (curses, future telling, mind reading, spirit channeling ect. the whole works) and is 100% accurate. has been rumored to be worshiping long dead gods from ancient civilizations. Namjoon is the Ring leader and can turn invisible and is also a magician. no one knows who he actually is except for seokjin. Him and seokjin used to be a murder duo but

(PART 2) mostly stopped once more people joined their traveling circus. Yoongi is a puppeteer. creates life sized and life like marionettes by killing people and using their souls. He can also control people in real life using invisible stings that he just calls “fate”. 3rd one to join the circus after namjoon accidentally stumble across him locked up in a room by his parents for “being a freak” when Seokjin and Namjoon decided that his parents were going to be their next victims. The next

(PART 3) two to join are Taehyung and Jimin. They were orphans that stole something from Seokjin when the circus was in town to sell it for food. it was one of Seokjins cursed items the he uses to please his gods and he followed them to get it back. The two kids freaked out and broke it in the struggle. The item then cursed the two boys that broke it with immortality, yet they can still feel pain. Seokjin felt bad for the two and brought them back to join the circus. They become death defying

(PART 4) trapeze artist. Hoseok joined a little after Yoongi when Yoongi, Namjoon, and Seokjin got together to use their black magic to try to summon the darkest God of all, but they messed up and ended up placing a random soul into Yoongi’s hollow puppet. Their failure wouldnt leave them alone, however after sometime, he grew on them and they came to love him. Due to the fact that he has no organs at all, he swallows swords, fire, and does tricks like getting stabbed but is totally fine. also

(PART 5) throws daggers. Last to join is Jungkook. Kookie was a guest at the Circus and everytime they all go to a new place, Yoongi will take one of the guests and make them into a puppet. Well Yoongi was entrance by Kookie and decided he would take him. Well he saw scars and bruises on Kookie and realized he was abused. Yoongi got pissed and created puppets out of Kookies parents that could still feel pain. He then made a puppet out of Kookie. Kookie is Yoongi’s favorite puppet and the only

(PART 6) one he lets have a conscience. Jungkook is now training to be an animal tamer. OKAY THAT THE END OMG IM SORRY IT WAS SO LONG i just really like dark circus au’s and i havent really seen many for bts???? Als0! what if like one time Seokjin is in his tent and sitting at his table and Hobi is underneath the table giving him a blow job and Seokjin gets customers and they want him to channel a spirit and so hes like “okay” and starts moaning and its rlly just bc Hobi and then when hes done

(PART 7) done, he just looks up calmly and makes up some bullshit. and then they leave and so does hobi and then seokjin looks over and smiles and is just like “you can come out now. why do you always stand there and just watch me?” and he walks over and its namjoon and hes just been there, invisible. and then seokjin is just like “come on out… you dont always just have to watch you filthy boy…” and then namjoon fades back in and hes bright red and Seokjin is just like I’m all seeing…

(PART 8) remember? And then he starts making out with namjoon and then they bang and this circus is just SO GAY BETWEEN EVERYONE OMG ALSO THIS IS THE END OMG I HOPE YOU GOT ALL 8 PARTS OMG SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG B YE ! !!!

that was a wild ride om g


BTS Scenario- Girlfriend catching them watching. . .

this is not really requested but i was watching YamanTV featuring Bangtan so i was like… “what if?” lol

[WARNING]

namjoon’s second gif is made by me, other than that, gifs aren’t mine, credits to the rightful owners :)


Jin:
You: *You suddenly barged into his room that is surprisingly unlocked* Babe I-
Him: *GIF*

You: I’m sorry I g-gotta go *Slowly walks out of the room*
Him: *GIF*

Suga: ERROR 404 NOT FOUND. Just kidding.
You: *Walks into his room and…*
Him: *GIF* (In his mind) Please don’t look at my screen…

You: *Looks at him a bit with suspicion*
*Looks curiously at the half closed lid of his laptop*
*Tries to sneak a bit—*

Him: *Suddenly wakes up + GIF* Hey, hey, hey. DON’T TOUCH THAT!
You: Why not?
Him: I’m working on a… mixtape. *Forcefully pushes you out of the room*
(Basically, you can never catch him watching ;D)

J-Hope: *Screams right away*
You: *Taehyung’s reaction*

Rap Monster: *The moment you walked into his room and clearly saw what he was watching… he knew that he effed up*

A moment of awkward silence follows…

Him: *GIF* Umm… I can explain. You know I was just—
You: *Laughs* You know, it’s no surprise to be honest.

Jimin: *(GIF) He was so immersed when you suddenly walked in*
Oh hey there why did you suddenly—
You: Oh. My. God. I’m sorry I was just… clueless. *Runs away completely flustered*

V: ERROR. NOT FOUND. Just kidding.
You: *Walks into the room*
Him: *He was so immersed that he continued it for the next 5 seconds even with your extremely shocked face*

Him: *(GIF) Completely dumbfounded and embarrassed*

Jungkook: *At first he’ll be like GIF*

But then he tries to keep it cool…

Him: Hey there, wanna join me? *GIF*

welp. i think i need to dive into the purity water and wash myself away.