omg im so sorry this is late please dont kill me

anonymous asked:

omg can you please write a sequel/ part 2 to that supercorp fic you just posted where Lena finds out Kara is supergirl?!? It was so great but now I'm stressing that Lena doesn't react well. Only if you've got time of course :) also I love how you write supercorp in general, it's amazing and feels so on point

i have a fever & im hacking up a lung: this is, in my humble opinion, the time when my writing ability rly soars. rly comes into its strengths. rly just,,, fucjin rocks. enjoy, ur welcome :))

kara has been waiting, and hoping - and stress eating her way through the kids menu - and more hoping, beyond the normal bounds of hope, that lena will turn up for the dinner date they’d set up before… before all that “i’m an alien blah blah specifically supergirl blah blah blah” stuff.

kara shoves her hand into her bowl of fries, pats around to find one as she checks the long row of windows and the two doors for any sign of lena. her face falls when all she encounters is the cool ceramic feeling of betrayal. and no lena.

she flags down a waiter.

“can i get another of the fries, please?”

he looks at her like he knows she’s already eaten her way through six of them. or maybe like he knows she’s been stood up. it makes her feel worse - slump back in her chair and try to keep from feeling like her heart is being crushed kind of worse - and he nods hurriedly and scurries away into the kitchen.

she pulls out her phone, taps on the second contact, aaalex.

>if after three hours someone hasn’t shown up to a dinner….

>u got stood up
>or they’re dead

kara rolls her eyes. then has a minor panic because, well, lena is kind of a magnet for attempted murder. she strains her ears to listen for lena but it’s futile this close to the ground, this close to so many people.

>lenas fine
>dont break the restaurant or ur phone

kara blinks down at her phone.

>have you been playing with the telepath drugs

>no lol i learned my lesson. i just figured she’s the only one u have been going on dates with so…

kara glares down at her phone, taps the CALL button with furious precision.

“we aren’t dating, alex. they’re friend dates. dates between friends.”


“and also i have been on plenty of dates lately!”

“sure,” alex allows, but kara suspects she’s only half listening.

“they’re not dates,” she mutters. “but she did stand me up.”

“yeah i know. you put your “date between friends” in my calendar so i was kind of surprised when she marched herself into my office tonight. she signed everything.“ alex waits for a moment. kara says nothing, just stubbornly munches through the fries the waiter puts in front of her. she’s relieved to hear lena is actually okay, and that she signed, but it’s all overshadowed by the fact that lena isn’t here, with her, eating something kara can’t pronounce and gushing about the science she’s been working on and the way she smiles when kara orders seconds and tries to pay and alex is talking again. "not sure what kind of damage control thats worth, if any. i mean, she’s a luthor. but i told j'onn not to even think about wiping her. or, i thought it really loudly.”

kara sighs.

“as is my right as a big sister, i get to tell you you’re an idiot,” alex says, far more mildly than kara expected. or deserved, really. “so what the hell happened? i thought we’d at least talk about it before you told her.”

“it wasn’t something i could deny. maybe i could’ve,” kara mutters, “if it weren’t for my too expressive face.”

“the too expressive face,” alex agrees unhappily. “you got us in a lot of trouble with that.”

kara rolls her eyes. “sorry twelve years late?” she offers and alex hums her thanks. “plus m'gann said hi. like she knew me, you know? she didn’t know someone was with me, it’s not her fault, but yeah. lena knew. i could see it. and then we were at her place and i realised she just knew i was an al- a foreigner,” she corrects, looking around the mostly empty restaurant, “and not supergirl,”

“hold up. she let you into her place knowing you’re an alien?”


“huh, okay.”


“no, nothing. let me guess, you told her.”

“dramatic reveal and all.”

“and this was…”

“last night.” kara checks her watch, lifts her hand to get the bill. she grimaces when she sees how expensive it is to eat her way through her feelings. but hey, if she’s going all out, what’s a little more? “can i get two of your pizzas takeaway and also four brownies? please.”

the waiter looks ill at the request but kara is too upset to care that she’s eaten way too much tonight. by human standards. she could still eat.

“alex, you still there?”


“are you free tonight?”

“nope.” she pops the ‘p’ with some relish. “day off tomorrow, maggie and i are taking our bikes down the coast, remember?”

“right, right.” kara hands over her card to the waiter, signs the bill he brings over. “what do i do?”

“about lena?”

“no, about the state of affairs in, ugh i can’t be bothered,” she mutters. “yes, about lena.”

“um. well, she hasn’t tried to kill you yet so…talk to her?” kara hears her step out into an echoing room - the parking lot, she guesses, and alex’s car beeps. “hold on, i’ll switch you to my hands free,”

“no, no, it’s okay. drive safe and have fun tomorrow.”

“we will. and i love you.”

“love you too.”


“hi, jess.”

“kara!” jess smiles over at her. “late night for everyone, hmm?”

“yeah, what are you doing here? it’s midnight, you should be home.”

“i’m just finishing up some work, i have the week off from tomorrow,” she explains. “do you want to see miss luthor?”

her phone buzzes on the side and jess glances up at kara after reading the message.

“let me guess, she’s not in.” jess gives her an awkward smile and kara closes her eyes, nods. “of course,” she says quietly. “okay, well,” she swallows around the thick feeling of tears and sets the brownies on the counter. “um. these are for her. or you. have a good night bye have a fun week,” she says very quickly and almost runs back to the elevator.

it dings open in seconds and kara rushes in, leans back against the wall of it. she holds herself together as much as she can, can’t really help sniffling but she can excuse that on a cold. she stares over at the shut box doors of the elevator and knows the second she gets home she’s going flying.


she wonders if she still has her aunts suit. she doesn’t feel like reds and blues tonight, wants to fly without the expectation that comes with her suit.


the suit, alex tells her, was quarantined.

kara shoves herself into some old jeans and a deep blue sweater and jumps into the sky. when she’s higher than the tallest building, she rolls onto her back and floats, staring up at the sky.

winn is still in the DEO headquarters. she doesn’t fly down, but she hears him typing away and watching some show on his second monitor. he’s been working late a lot lately. she doesn’t know if something is wrong or if it’s more guardian business but she misses him. she’d text him an invite, or ask him about a game night, only she left her phone at home.

james is on the phone to lucy when she flies overhead and they’re over but he still sounds adoring when he speaks to her, and happy.

alex is - doing things no sister needs to hear.


lena’s voice is small and kara jerks, almost rolls into the path of a bat, before she detects the slight slight whine of a voicemail.

“i know it’s late, you’re probably asleep, i just wanted to talk and,”

kara lands with a slight thump on lena’s office balcony and lena turns. the slight stutter of her heart comes not when she sees kara’s face, but her body. or, clothes.


she ends her voicemail, steps over to unlock the door.

“hi. i wasn’t - i was flying, i heard you.”

“oh.” lena’s fingers twitch. she folds her arms. “i signed everything.”

“yeah. alex told me.”

“i apologise for missing dinner.”

kara takes a step back, shakes her head. lena looks nervous the moment she frowns and it rips at kara. she takes another step back.

“you didn’t miss it. you stood me up.” lena doesn’t say anything. “why - what does it change?” she asks. “how am i different?” she tries to keep the frustration from her voice but whatever, she’s upset that her best friend is all wonky over this, fight her about it.

“you’re supergirl.”



“if you say a luthor i’m going to scream,” kara tells her, and lena’s teeth click closed around that exact phrase. “i’ve been telling you for months that i don’t care about that.”

“that’s from before i knew,”

“but i knew!” kara cries. “i knew, and i meant it, and i still mean it, and i just want,” she stutters to a stop, lifts a hand to her eyes. she’s not wearing her glasses so she just covers them with a hand and slowly drags it away when she’s contained again. “i’m sorry i didn’t tell you. i didn’t want things to change. i didn’t,” the reason, or a reason, occurs to her and she sags a little. it’s selfish but lena deserves to know. “i didn’t want you to leave me,” she tells her, in a small voice.

lena has been very quiet and still as kara spoke and now she nods. “i am sorry about tonight. sometimes, i do things like that. when someone’s upset me.” she rolls her eyes delicately. “i’ve been told it’s a defence. throw someone off balance so i feel we’re on equal terms again.” her eyes are dark, cool. “i didn’t know. that you were an alien. i keep thinking and thinking, and i keep picking out all these instances and i just,” she shakes her head. “i can’t believe i didn’t know. i don’t like that i didn’t know.”

“i’m sorry.”

lena nods. “i can’t promise everything will be as it was before.”

kara nods as well. things - this, them - have changed and nothing goes back to how it was before a shift like that. as much as something might look the same, it never is.

“but i can tell you that in a month, there is a restaurant opening. i have four tickets, i would like for you to take one.” kara blinks at her. lena doesn’t smile but she does soften, a little. “i can’t tell how this is going to go, which is freaking me out a little and in a week i’m sure i’m gong to do something drastic,” she says with an edge of warning.

“i’ll be ready,” kara promises.

“good. all i can really say is that i will still want you to be around in a months time.” kara feels herself light up at the words. they’re not ‘i’m not leaving you’ or 'i’m not sending you away’ but they’re pretty damn close. “and i don’t know how i feel about this, i don’t know when I’ll figure it out, but i already miss my friend kara.” kara nods her agreement. she can feel a lena sized hole opening up inside her the longer lena speaks, making herself clear that there is going to be a distance, a time for them to figure this out. she’s sure it’ll be a good thing; she’s equally sure it’ll hurt like hell.

“tomorrow is too soon to hang out, right?” kara checks. “it’s just, alex is away and winn is busy and,” she holds up her hands, shakes her head. “no, nevermind, too soon.”

it grows a little awkward - lena thanks her for the brownies, declines when kara offers to fly her home.

but the next morning, kara opens her front door to lena’s driver, a box of cookies and a small pot of yellow flowers and a note with just a short message.

'our lives are filled with tomorrow’s. this one isn’t ours, but perhaps the next one will be. enjoy your day x’

kara tucks it between the photo frame on her bedside table and the lamp and brings the flower pot with her to the couch. she sets up her next season and pulls the pot into her lap, wraps an arm around it. she pats the pot fondly, sends a photo of herself with it to lena, and settles in.

Helping Hand P3

Originally posted by mortallyburningperfection

Summary: Who knew that being saved by spiderman would start a blossoming friendship… or maybe something more?

Requested:  OMG I LOVE IT MORE PLEASE IM BEGGING (if u dont have an idea maybe she sees him at school i would love to see that) 

YOUR REQUEST IS MY DEMAND HUN! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS! I kind of at the end lead it off for smut maybe.. idk I was trying something new XD LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINKKKK

Word Count: 3.9k (this one is a longy so enjoy)

Warning(s)?: Cursing, Some Sensual content I guess? If that’s a warning. CORNY AF! LIKE HELLA CHEESY OMG SORRY! And just to save confusion the parts where its all like 

this, this is like a flashback to her and spiderman talking if that makes sense as she’s in the present kinda thing.

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Originally posted by tomshollandss

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Helping Hand

To say you didn’t get a wink of sleep that night would be an understatement. Peter Parker… His name sounded familiar.. Almost. You rolled over underneath your covers, plugging in your ear phones hoping some soft tunes will lull you to sleep. Of course unknowing about the surprise you were about to receive tomorrow.

You woke to the smell of waffles. Hoping out of bed quickly, you raced to your bedroom, quickly having a shower. Only spending 10 minutes in there, you get changed then whip out of your bedroom. You walk down the stairs and into the kitchen, grab an apple from the fruit ball. 

“Morning hun” Your mom greeted you cheerily. You smiled through your food and she laughs. She sets a plate in front of you with two waffles and syrup. 

“What’s the special occasion?” You ask. Normally waffles were only done occasionally. Your mum shrugs your shoulders and turns back to her waffles.

“Okay your being weirdly quiet” You state through your mouthful of food. 

“Eat with your mouth closed please young lady” You smirk and raised your chin and let a bit of maple syrup run down before quickly wiping it off with the back of your hand. 

“Your in a good mood this morning” You have no idea. 

“Yeah, I am actually” You finish saying once your swallowed your food with a smile on your face. She looks down at her food and twiddles a bit of it with her fork. 

“Wouldn’t have anything to do with.. a boy maybe?” She asks not so subtly. You almost choke on your glass of water but refrain. You set it down before turning to your mother wide eyed. 

“Why do you think it’s a boy? It could be a girl, you never know mom” You state cheekily poking your tongue out at her. She laughs and shakes her head at your teenage antics. You quickly looked to the clock and realised you were going to be late. You quickly lean over the counter and give her a kiss on the cheek. 

“See you!” You called out over your shoulder as you head for the front door. 

“You too! See you later ‘Bug Boy!’” You froze. Damn. You turn around slowly to see her sitting there with a smirk. 

“I can explain-” You begin before she points towards the door. 

“School. now” She says with a smile. You smile back nervously and walk out the front door. You make your way over to your jeep, it was very old but you found the car’s personality appealing, yes your car had a personality. 

~At school

You rush to your locker, quickly putting in your code before grabbing your books for calculus. Slamming the door shut quickly you see Liz out of the corner of your eye. 

“Hey Y/N!” she greets with a hug. You return it happily and begin to strike up a conversation as you both made your way to calculus. 

#Peter’s pov

I rush over to my locker, putting in my combination before grabbing out my physic books when I felt something touched my shoulder.

“Join me as we build the new lego death star” Ned said from behind me using his 'yoda’ voice. I turn around surprised with a huge smile. 

“Dude no way!” I respond excitedly, we have been waiting for the death star to come out for ages!

“Lame” I sigh at the comment from the cheerleaders behind us.

“That’s awesome!” I say to Ned totally stoked. This has seriously got to be the best day ever!

“Yeah so I was thinking tonight after your stark internship of course I could start building it, you know while your at the stark internship and get most of it done then pop around to yours-” By this point I have zoned Ned out completely. In front of us was Liz and… Y/N? I scrunch my eyebrows slightly confused. Since when were they friends? 

But that wasn’t what confused me the most… What confused me the most was when I saw Liz I felt nothing… normally i feel like she takes my breath away but seeing Y/N… She took my whole oxygen source.

“Yeah that’d be great”

Y/N's pov#

“I swear if I have to sit through one of Mrs Larbs (Im sorry I had to) lectures again I might just kill myself” I over exaggerate. Plonking myself down on the seat in between Liz and Jenny. 

Unfortunately we were currently in gym class, the only class really were all year levels shared the same class, apart from sporting teams and the decathlon club. 

“Okay let’s make this lesson fun then, for Y/N’s sakeeee” Liz says dramatically throwing an arm around your shoulder. You sigh in content and lean causing you both to laugh. 

“I have an idea!” Jenny speaks up. 

“Let’s play-”

“You say truth and day one more fucking time Jenny I swear to god I’ll throw you on a mat and make you do crunches myself” you say half jokingly. Her face slightly grows nervous cause if there was anything she hated doing, it was crunches. 

“You know getting yourself so worked up like that isn’t healthy and isn’t good for your brain cells” Jenny retorts with a smirk causing Liz to 'ooohhhhh’ from beside you. You just smiles and shake your head letting out a chuckle. 

“So Jenny, what is this ingenius game of yours?” You as mischievously starting to giggle. 

“Kiss, Marry or fuck… Avengers edition” Jenny says with a smirk. You shake my head, smiling. 


’'Oh come onnnnnn” Liz groans from beside me.

“Okay Liz you first!” Jenny says excitingly, gathering a small crowd around. 

You begin to daze off, your eyes scanning over the entire gym. There was nothing special about it really… apart from the fact that Flash yet again was showing off. You resisted the urge to roll your eyes at him knowing he wasn’t even worth it. Ever since second grade when he spilled his custard all over you on purpose you’ve kinda been frenemies. Darting your eyes across to the group of people on the mat doing sit ups, you notice one girl lying down lifting her book to and from her face. You laugh. 

“Good going Peter!” Wait what? You head turned to the sound of the familiar name being spoken. What are you talking about, there are like at least 20 Peter’s in your school. Your eyes follow over to the coach who was next to these two guys. You couldn’t see their faces seeing their backs where to you. You looked down, beginning to remember details from last night. 

It was weird, the sensation, you couldn’t describe it. It was so… foreign. You’ve never felt like this before and you weren’t sure if that was a good thing. Well yeah you’ve had a boyfriend before but nothing serious and you rarely ever got crushes. You were one of those people to crush on celebs rather than the people who go to your local highschool. In your opinion celebs where just smarter, wiser, nicer and hotter

A feeling you definitely didn’t miss was the zoo in your stomach. It was so bad that it actually almost physically wanted to make your hurl. I mean how could anyone like that feeling? It was like every time I could feel his breath, or when his skin came into contact with mine, I felt this… fire. Oh god this is so stupid

“Yo Y/n?” You look up to see Liz looking at you with her eyebrows furrowed. You shake clear of your thoughts. 

“Yeah?” you ask. In the distance you heard a thud, almost sounding like someone falling. All your heads snapped around to the sound to see it was one of the guys you were looking at the back of earlier on the ground. 

“Couldn’t get enough of the floor Penis Parker? At least take it out to dinner first before you go down on it!” Flash yells out causing a small erupter of laughs to echo in the gym. Parker? Wait, Penis Parker? Is that actually someones na-

Oh no. No, no, no god wouldn’t do this to you. 

“So Y/N, Thor, Hulk or Spiderman?” Liz asks. You were confused. Unfortunately you were still looking at the boys back as he began to rub his head slightly. His friend however seemed to notice and pointed in your direction. You quickly advert your guys. Gosh why were your palms sweating? What the hell. And why did it feel like suddenly I woke up a restless monster inside my stomach? 

“What?” You ask. 

“Thor, Hulk or Spiderman?” Liz asks again, giving you a funny look. You shook your head, still slightly confused.

“If you could fuck, Marry and kiss them which one of them would go with which?” She asks. You could feel your throat immediately begin to close up. Almost like you were feeling claustrophobic. 

“Are you okay?” She asks concerned. You nod your head in response, but you felt far from okay, you felt on edge. And you only ever felt on edge when you were near… him. 

“Wait so you got bitten on a school trip?” You ask from your desk chair, spinning around to face 'bug boy’. 

“Yeah and the spider was only about this big” He said showing you with his hands. You began to laugh again. He grabbed one of your cushions of your bed from where he was currently sitting and threw one at you. You ducked your head and came up with fake surprise on your face.

“How dare you want to hurt your nurse Bug boy! If I die so do you Spidey” This sent you and Bug Boy through a fit of laughter. 

“Okay so the spider bit you-”

“Yeah and it hurt to, so bad that I fainted” You laughed again. You threw your head back and laughed. You laughed so much you could feel tears welling up in the corner of your eyes. You rest your head back on the back of your chair and stare at him. 

“You weren’t the one bit! I swear this one had like superpowers or something so when he bit it made me pass out from like shock or something!”

“You know for a genius you ain’t sounding very genuisy” You mock playfully. He grabs another cushion and hurls at you, this time it hitting you in the face. It came at you so fast you didn’t have time to prepare. You began to laugh. 

“Holy hell how did you throw that so quick” You state in between your laughter.

“Like I said, spider - superpowers, bite - superpowers - me’' 

"Are you high?” You ask half seriously not understanding a word what he was saying. He threw his head back and laughed then groaned. 

“Wait, wait, wait I think I get it” You state after thinking about it for a bit. 

“Are you saying that maybe.. after being bit from this spider you developed its… abilities?” You asked amazed. How cool would that be!

He stared at you with a blank expression, well you assumed seeing he was still wearing his suit so you couldn’t really tell.

“That’s exactly what I’m saying Y/N” He says causing you to laugh. 

“Stop making me feel dumb!” You yell out dramatically before laughing again. 

“Gosh your laugh is so cute” He says out of the blue. You hide your face in your arms to cover your blush, shaking you head disagreeing with him. 

“So what kind of abilities?” You ask, immediately changing the subject. You couldn’t tell for sure but he seemed kind of.. nervous, like he said something he didn’t mean too maybe. You shrugged it off. 

“Well the first one was hearing” Hearing? 

“I can hear from about 600 metres from me (making this up cause I actually dont know how far spiders can hear so just go with it)”

“Really?” You ask kinda impressed. He just nods his head in response. 

“Y/N” You felt a hand gently shake you from your thoughts. You glanced to your left to see Liz with a worried expression. 

“What’s going on with you?” she asks. You shake your head and smile. 

“Sorry I was just… spacing out, what was the question again?” You ask. 

“Out of Thor, Hulk and Spiderman, who would you marry, fuck and kiss” Liz states seriously. You nervously gulp. Little did they know that spiderman was sitting less than 100 feet from you guys and could hear every word you guys were saying perfectly. 

“Well I’d kiss… Thor” You say. You turned your head to face the boys direction again, their backs to you again. but unfortunately you couldn’t make the beating of your heart slow down, if anything it sped up. your palms were coated in sweated to the point of discomfort that you had to wipe them across your shorts. You could feel the hairs on your back beginning to stand, almost like you had just been zapped.

“And…” Liz states wanting you to go on. You bit your lip anxiously, crossing your legs over one another. You wiper your palms again, noticing your heart beating faster and faster. By this point you were sure he could hear it. 

“Yeah it’s weird actually like one day I could hear a human heart beat!” Spidey states excitedly. You smile at him and shake your head in disbelief.

“That’s impossible” You state. 

“It should be” Was all he replied. You just shake your head and softly laughed. 

“Okay well… what else?” You ask. 

“What do you mean what else?” He asks confused. 

“Well you said ’'The first one was hearing" so.. what was the second?’'  You ask.

’'Oh! strangely enough it was smell” Smell? 

“What do you mean?” You ask and he begins to laugh. 

“You mean like you can smell someones perfume from down the hall or something?” He shrugs in response. 

“Yeah basically..” He trails off. 

“Basically… what” You say, urging him to keep going. 

“I don’t know its like I can… sense someones emotions? if that makes sense? Like for instance right now your happy” He states, You laugh. 

“Yeah you don’t have to be a genius to figure that out” You point out cheekily as the smile on your face grew wider. He sighs and rest his head back against the wall letting out a laugh.

“No but its more than that, it’s like I can.. I don’t know. It’s hard to explain” You decided to leave it at that, not wanting to push him further. 

“Okay what about the third thing?” You asked excitedly.

“Uhhh Hulk?” You question unsure. Liz just nods at you, eagerly waiting for an answer. To be honest you weren’t ready to give her one. Well, you could lie but she would know straight away, let’s just say.. your a horrible liar. 

“Uhhh” you stuttered out, rubbing your legs together. You could feel a fire beginning to ignite inside your stomach and lower giving you sinful thoughts. Fuck, snap out of it Y/N! Now was not a time to be a typical teenager. 

“Ummm” Gah you sounded so pathetic. You glanced back over towards tho boys. But this time you weren’t looking at their backs but instead their fronts. 

You didn’t want to look but you did. Your gaze lifting to meet Peter’s gaze. Now you felt like you were trembling in your seat, not literally of course but it sure as hell felt like it. How could a simple looking leave you completely unhinged? This was bad, really bad. You were trying to get rid of the thoughts, the thoughts of him trailing kisses down your neck, across your torso down to your lower region, you wrapping your arms in his hair as this went on. 

Liz’s fingers were quick to snap you out of your gaze. She snapped her fingers in front of your face and you and Peter immediately broke gazes. You looked at Liz uneasy before quickly turning to look at Peter again, this time he was glancing around the room confused, it was weird, he tilted his head up slightly, it was only then that you began to realise. You eyes widen in horror as you could begin to hear your heartbeat in your ears. You could feel the blood pumping through your veins, your body going warm. You began to shake your head rapidly probably looking like an idiot. Oh god please don’t, please… don’t. 

“Can I say something without it being totally weird?” Bug boy mutters out nervously. you rested your head back on the back of your chair against your arms.

“Course” you reply. 

“Won’t laugh?” He asks. You shook you head. 

“It’s not just like.. smells… there’s also chemosignals?” it came out more of a question at the end like he sounded very unsure. chemosignals? 

“I’m confused” you replied.

“okay this is going to sound really weird’' 

’'Okay, it’s okay I can handle weird have you met me?” you finish with a small laugh. 

“I walked past this couple a few months back and they were walking down the streets, just side by side, not holding hands or anything-”

“Wait how did you know they were a couple?” you ask confused. Normally seeing two people walking down the street side by side doesn’t mean they’re a couple. 

“It was like I could smell their… love? for each other I mean. Like how they desired each other I guess” To say you were shocked would be an understatement. This definitely took you by surprise. 

“Did it happen only once or all the time?” You ask curiously.

“It happened all the time but then I learnt to tune it out and only focus on it if I really wanted to” You nodded your head. But there was just one lingering thought on your mind. For some reason your curiosity just needed to know.

“What do you mean by.. desire?” you ask shyly. 

“Like they wanted to be together” he replies calmly. That wasn’t what I meant Bug Boy. You shifted on your chair getting comfortable. You took a deep breath, not really sure if you should ask this question or not. 

“Is there… other desire you can pick up on?” you ask again shyly. He just shrugs his shoulders casually, obviously not getting your subtlety. 

“Like… sexual desire?” You ask, your voice slightly squeaking at the end due to your nerves. Gosh that was so awkward, why would you ask that! Damn you and curiosity for wanting to know everything. 

At this he stiffened. Uh oh, you went too far, great, you ruined it Y/N, good job. 


“K-k-k-iss h-h-ulk” Your voice came out shaky, you even managed to stutter as well. You squeezed your thighs together tighter, hoping to relieve a bit of pressure that has been building. You watched Peter nervously, hoping he has no clue as to what was going on and wasn’t listening in, no matter how nosy that boy may be.

But of course fate wasn’t on your side today. You watched as his eyes went from confusion to wide eyed. You were done, you were so done. If it was possible you wanted the ground to swallow you up whole right then and there. You watched as he quickly scanned the room. The guy beside him continuing on with his set of pull ups. Once his eyes finish scanning he looked over towards you. 

Fuck you couldn’t be more embarrassed! It’’s one thing to tell a guy your into him them for them to literally smell the desire rolling off of you. You bowed your head in embarrassment, feeling your cheeks heat up. 

“So, Jenny is is your turn?” You ask out of the blue, spinning around to face Jenny. 

“No, no, no” Liz says resting a hand on your shoulder spinning you back around. You groaned. 

“Say it” She says. 

“Say what?” you say innocently. Liz just smirks evilly at you. 

“Come on! Just say it! Say it and I’ll stop” she says. Yeah hell no. I turn back around to face Jenny to see that she was now also wearing a smirk. Great. 

“But you already know!” you complained. 

“Oh we all know I just need to hear you say it” She says cheekily. She was enjoying me being in torture way too much. It wasn’t like I could just come out and say 'No I am not going to say it because little do you guys know, spiderman is actually sitting not 10 metres from us and he can smell things like desire and he can literally smell my arousal right now and that if he has been listening in this whole time which he probably has he knows what I’m about to say and I’m going to ruin the first amazing thing I’ve had in a very long time’

“I’m not saying it” You respond, turning back to face the front of the gym, both Jenny and Liz leaning on you trying to get you to speak. You couldn’t bring yourself to look at Peter, you were too afraid to see his reaction. In fact you knew what his reaction was, you just didn’t want this whole situation to be actually real. 

“You’ll feel better if you dooo” she says in a sing-song voice. Yeah I’m sure I would, but after I do there is no going back from it. 

“I can’t” you whisper out. Now slowly bringing yours over to Peter. You looked him in the eyes and you felt your heart stop. Your breath caught in your throat and you froze. He was just staring at you, with what seem like a blank expression. Almost like he was dazed or something. His friend next to him nudged him in the rib and he snapped out of it quickly shaking his head, there conversation to each other inaudible to my ears. Fuck it, he already knows? What else do you have to lose? 

You weren’t sure where this new set of confidence came from but you were going to use it before it went away. Pulling your nerves together and using them to your advantage you finally speak. 

“And Spiderman..” You say trailing off, catching Peter’s attention. He was listening. 

“Spiderman what?” Liz teases. You take in a deep breath. Mustering up every last courage you had you looked Peter straight in the eye, making your heart stop again. 

“Fuck spiderman” You finally spat out. You immediately closed your mouth taking a nervous gulp, all the confidence in the world beginning to slip away. Jenny and Liz from beside you squealed happily and laughed into your sides. But your eyes never faltered from Peters. 

You felt so vulnerable. So bare. And it terrified you. 

Without realising your eyes followed his movements. His tongue came out to lick his lips. Subconsciously you licked yours too, immediately getting 100% more turned on from this simple movement. He made such a simple movement seemed incredibly… mezmerising. You watched as he licked his lips not once but twice, then slowly begin to pull his bottom lip between his teeth. You raised your eyes to meet his. 

And it only took one look. 

One look and you felt it.

He wanted you too. 


A/N: would you guys want a smut for part 4? I have never wrote smut and published it before but I’m willing to give it a go if you guys want?

Taglist: @cutie1365

since forever.

woojin x reader (you)
genre: angst, fluff
warnings: physical bullying
a/n: requested! im sorry this was so shit hriedkmf i just didnt have much inspiration :(((

  • you and woojin were the best of friends
  • because your parents were friends and naturally both of you met when you were very young
  • you played together, and as you got older,,, you started to hang out outside
  • however by the time you both reached high school, woojin had oNE HELL OF A GLO UP
  • like damn boy
  • and he gained a ton of fangirls in school
  • there were always these bunch of girls following him ad giving him gifts
  • and these girls weren’t just anyone, they were the richest, prettiest and most stuck up girls in the school
  • your parents even worked for their parents
  • everyone looked up to them because of their family’s wealth and how gorgeous they all looked even in the morning
  • they were pretty much horrid to everyone tho, especially you
  • because of how close you were to woojin
  • everytime you laughed with him, they would shoot you a glare and “unintentionally” trip you on your way to class that day
  • or when they see you out with him at starbucks and “accidentally” spill their drink on you
  • that didnt really stop you from hanging out with him though
  • finally, one day, when you were walking out of school to meet woojin to hang out at a cafe,
  • they cornered you
  • “yah, y/n, you better stop hanging out with woojin. we know that you like him, but he definitely doesnt like you. if you hang out with him again, your precious mother and father will become jobless.”
  • one of the girls snarled at you
  • you had no choice but to bite back your tears and silently nod
  • im sorry, woojin…
  • you didn’t meet him that day
  • and your phone was vibrating and vibrating from the number of times woojin had called and texted you
  • 3.23pm
  • hey, where are you? ive been waiting for like 20 mins and youre usually nvr late??
  • y/nnnn dont tell me you ditched me
  • 3.28pm
  • ohmygod did something happen to you
  • bhfreduicf aNSWER MY CALL PLS
  • you didnt want your mum asking any questions so you quickly reply him
  • 3.29pm
  • don’t speak to me again.
  • you delete his number and block it, before throwing your phone to the ground and burying your face into your pillow, letting the tears flow down your face
  • the next day you just feel really numb because woojin usually walks you to school
  • so you quickly leave the house like really early
  • so that woojin wouldnt find you
  • and you try to avoid him
  • everytime you see him turning around the corner, you would hide behind your best friend, minjoo
  • “you know, i can beat up those girls for you, they’ll never dARE TO BLACKMAIL YOU AGAIN”
  • “minjoo…you know they’ll get their parents to fire my parents… i can’t let that happen”
  • you laugh at minjoo’s facial expression but suddenly stop
  • you see woojin standing across the cafetria staring at you
  • you panic as you see him walking towards your table and you grab minjoo’s hand, ready to make a ruN FOR IT
  • but before you could, a swift hand catches your wrist
  • “wait!”
  • you tug and mutter
  • “let me go”
  • “i will, if you tell me why you’re avoiding me”
  • “i… just dont like you. people come and go, woojin. i just simple dont like you.” you choke out
  • “lies. y/n, i miss you.” you notice his voice crack a little
  • “woojin….just go, please…” you pull your hand away and tugged on minjoo’s arm, pulling her away
  • woojin watches as you walk away, his heart shattering into little pieces ontp the floor
  • why were you treating him like this?
  • you shake your head and mutter,
  • “no…..he’s just saying that”
  • the whole day you just mope around, spacing out during classes, blanking out when minjoo talks to you, and giving half hearted answers to everyone
  • it was finally the end of the torturous day and you go by the back door to avoid bumping into woojin
  • but you see the girls standing there again
  • “there she is.” she smirks at you
  • “w…what?” you mumble, intimidated by them
  • she grabs a fistful of your hair,making you wince slightly, then whispers harshly to the side of your face
  • “you don’t think we didn’t see your little interaction with our oppa? stupid.”
  • “i-im sorry, i wont-”
  • she laughs and throws you to the ground, causing your head to slam against the wall
  • you grimace from the pain and you feel a hot liquid start to flow down your face, 
  • “you idiot. you better not speak or interact with him anymore”
  • “i already said i wont. stop thinking ill get in the way of your oppa.”
  • she scoffs at your response and raises her hand to slap you
  • you close your eyes and wait for the impact
  • but instead you hear a low growl
  • “don’t touch her.”
  • you open your eyes to woojin holding onto the girl’s wrist, before throwing her to the ground.
  • “woo-woojin, it isn’t what it looks like, she was harrasing me first-i”
  • she starts to fake cry
  • he scoffs and snarls
  • “pathetic. get out of here now and never touch her again, or ill really kill you.”
  • his gaze was so terrifying and she scrambles up, and runs away with her little gang
  • you start to get up but wince from the sudden pain on your head and knees
  • woojin immediately kneels down next to you and tears start to spring to his eyes
  • “youre so dumb. how could you get hurt because of me…. you should have told me.” he mumbles as he grazes his fingers over your wounds
  • “im sorry……. i was really scared..” you look down
  • and in a second, woojin swiftly picks you up bridal style
  • by instinct, your hands fly to woojin’s neck
  • little did the other know, you were both blushing super hard
  • “let’s bring you to the infirmary.”
  • he places you on the bed and kneels down, carefully helping you to wash your wounds
  • as he dabs the wounds, he says
  • “i want to openly protect you from now on.”
  • “huh?”
  • you cock your head, not really getting what he was hinting at
  • he shifts his eyes to look at you and you get lost in his dark brown eyes
  • “you make me want to protect you.”
  • he stands up and bends down, tentatively placing his soft lips onto yours
  • he gently places his hands on your cheeks and deepens the kiss as he gains confidence
  • woojin finally breaks away before placing a kiss on your forehead
  • “i guess that means you like me too?” you smile sweetly at him
  • “since forever, you don’t know how long ive been waiting for this moment.” as he leans in once again.
Not available

Pairing: Fred Weasley x Reader

Request: Yes! Anon:  Hello! Could I request a Fred Weasley imagine where the reader and fred are finally together although fred doesnt want the reader to tell anyone except a few close friends because he would want to rub it in the faces of other boys who would dare ask her out. Omg idk. Thank you!

A/N: Another one! Btw the series is coming after this one, expect it sometime this week. Sorry if the end is not as good.

“Finally!” George Weasley shouted. He found me a his twin brother kissing, we were in a closet in wich Fred had just pulled me to kiss me, I had a crush on this boy since the first year Now in our sixth year and with the Yule Ball being announced I found out that he felt the same way as me.

“You two been dancing around each other since first year, and now five years later me brother finally got the balls to tell you!”

“Yeah, yeah whatever, now could you please leave us alone?” Fred raised and eyebrow looking at his brother.

“Ok,ok, I am leaving” he said walking away, when he was about to dissapear through a corner he shouted “Have fun!”

Well he is gone” Fred said I just giggled

“Now there two questions I have to ask you” he said

“What questions?” I smirked

“Number one:  Would you be my girlfriend?” he looked at me

“Do you need to ask that? Of course I will” i kissed him again “And the other one?”

“Actually there’s two more”

“Go ahead”

“Will you go to the Yule Ball with me?”

“Again: do you need to ask that?”

“Ok, you are right” he continued “And the last one: can we keep it a secret?”

I furrowed

“Just until the Yule Ball”

“And why do you want to keep it a secret?”

“Because a lot of guys are going to ask you to go with them during the next weeks and I want to have fun”

“So you want to scare them off in the most amazing way?”


“Then I’m in”

He was right, that same day after dinner I was going out of the Great Hall when a Hufflepuff guy came and asked me.

“I am sorry but-”

“She is already going with someone, you are late my friend” Fred interrupted me and the kissed me, it was a long kiss, when we stopped the Hufflepuff guy was long gone.

“Was the kiss really necessary?”

“Of course”

“I dont think so”

A couple of days later a Durmstrang boy came and asked me, before I cold answer Fred came, grabbed my waist and kissed me passionetly they guy left but not before giving Fred a dead look.

Tree days later another guy came at this point I dindnt even looked at him, when he fishe the question Fred arrived pusshing the guy and the carried me like a bride away from the guy shouting “Not available!”

By the end of the secoond week everyone knew I was going with him, or so we thought, but with three days away to the Yule Ball another boy asked me but instead of letting me answer he tried to kiss me.

“Back off!” I shouted, the problem was that I was in a tree near the black lake and away from the castle

“what’s the problem baby?”

“You! Get off me!” he was grabbing my waist and he wouldnt let me go.

“I am not leeting you go if I dont hear you say yes” he tightened his arms

“FRED!” I shouted, he was at the other side of the lake talking to George

“Ssshh, baby they are going to hear us”

“FRED, GEORGE!” I shouted as hard as I could, I saw one of the twins looked my way and pointed to where I was, when th other one turned around they both came running my way.

“FRED, GEORGE!”I shouted again

The boy wouldnt let me go and now he was grabbing my hands together but when he saw the twins coming he let me go and walked, more like runned, away

“Y/N! are you ok?” Fred said coming to me

“Yes, Im fine, that boy is crazy”

“We could see that, do you want us to do something about it?” George said

“No, we’ll prank him later”

“More like kill him later” Fred said

“let’s go it’s time for dinner” George 

“I am starving!” I shouted “See ya’ there loosers!” 

“Oh, little Y/n wants a race?” Fred

“Little Y/n will get a race” George 

They looked at each other and ran behind me.

anonymous asked:

So like what if MC was mad at the members of the RFA+V+Saeren and they're giving the them the silent treatment. And the only way that they talk to the other is through the messenger app or through a third party (like another one of the members or Elizabeth the third for Jumin)

i had way too much fun with this one lol, thanks!

~headcanon requests closed at the moment~


  • MC’s giving him the silent treatment after he neglected them to play LOLOL
  • after playing the game he passed out in bed when MC was sitting up reading
  • he was woken up by the sound of their voice
  • “hey, Jaehee! are you too busy to talk on the phone for a bit?”
  • Yoosung’s eyes flutter open and he tries to mutter some words
  • “hey, sweet-”
  • MC holds up a finger, cutting him off
  • “oh my god, a cat hotel? that sounds ridiculous! you poor thing”
  • Yoosung rolls over, trying harder to get MC’s attention
  • he practically rolls into their lap
  • MC refuses to look at him
  • they giggle so loudly it sounds forced
  • “oh my god Jaehee, you’re so funny!!!”
  • “hmm? i didnt make a joke, MC…”
  • they were practically yelling
  • “yknow thats what i love about you! you’re just so…oh, whats the word….attentive”
  • “um….thank you?”
  • “oh, no problem! i just love the way you answered me call and when i said ‘hello’ you responded! i really just adore how you always hear what i say and the acknowledge me!!!”
  • “okay, alright….”
  • “see you? you’ve done it again! wow, Jaehee! so did you have lunch?”
  • at this point Yoosung realizes what was happening
  • he crawls over MC, bringing his face to their shoulder
  • “MC! please pay attention to meeeeeee”
  • “is that Yoosung?”
  • “hmm? i didnt hear anything?”
  • “but, MC, i could have sworn i just heard Yoosungs-”
  • “i dont know a Yoosung”
  • the boy groans loudly
  • “yes they ddoooooooOOOooo”
  • MC puts a hand on Yoosungs face and shoves him away
  • he bounces back almost immediately and starts peppering MC’s neck and cheek with kisses
  • “what are you talking about? of course you know Yoosung. and i can hear him, you know”
  • “i dont want to talk about that jerk right now!”
  • Yoosung continues to litter MC’s skin with kisses
  • “please” smeck “forgive” smeck “me” smeck “baby”
  • “it sounds like you and Yoosung have something to work out, and my break ends soon anyway. thanks for calling, MC. goodbye”
  • “Jaehee wait-”
  • but she had already hung up
  • taking advantage of a free MC, Yoosung grabs both of their hands and pulls them toward him
  • “i know i was an asshole earlier, but now im ready to give you my full attention”
  • MC blushes, avoiding eye contact with him
  • “b-but…i want your full attention all the time…”
  • Yoosung leans in and kisses them
  • “alright. you can have my attention whenever you want it”


  • MC got into a fight with Zen when he forgot it was their birthday cause he’s been at rehearsal 25/8 prepping for a show
  • in the middle of their argument, MC’s phone starts to ring
  • “oh, would you look at that? Jumins calling! probably to wish me a happy birthday!”
  • “MC, please dont answer that-”
  • “Hey Jumin! whats up?”
  • MC had already picked up the phone and was walking away from Zen
  • “oh, Zen? yea he’s doing fine. he’s out right now though, at rehearsal as per usual”
  • Zen sighs and follows MC
  • “please, baby, dont act like i’m not here-”
  • “oh, wow! thanks for remembering Jumin!”
  • they whip around and glare at Zen
  • “baby please let me make it up to you-”
  • Zen reaches out to MC but they skip away from him, simultaneously interrupting him
  • “i dont think im going to do anything special. i’ll probably just watch some movies and order take out by myself” 
  • they glare at Zen, he tries to walk toward them, they skip away
  • this process repeats and escalates until Zen is full on chasing MC through the house
  • “i’m going to catch you and apologize if it kills me, dammit!”
  • “MC? whats going on…?”
  • MC’s breathing heavily
  • “nothing…Jumin. i just really love talking to you!”
  • “well unfortunately i think i’m going to have to hang up now”
  • at this moment, Zen corners MC in their bedroom between the bed and the wall
  • they shout, and try to escape Zen by jumping over the bed
  • it fails miserably
  • MC lets out a little squeal as Zen wraps his arms around them, trapping them in his lap
  • he grabs the phone and tosses it just out of MC’s reach
  • “i’ll never forgive you, Zen!” they shout dramatically
  • “oh, really? that’s a problem….”
  • Zen holds down the squirming MC with little effort
  • “then will you forgive the tickle monster?”
  • MC’s life flashes before there eyes for a second before Zen starts tickling them
  • they laugh uncontrollably until finally they manage to get out the words “i forgive you”
  • Zen releases them
  • “i really am sorry, cutie pie. i promise i’ll never forget again”
  • MC looks down at the bed, face bright red from being tickled
  • “i forgive you, Zenny…”
  • “whats that? did you just call me Zenny?”
  • “no! shut up i hate you!”
  • Zen laughs and pulls MC back into his lap 


  • Jaehee was so busy with work that she hadnt logged into the messenger all day and didnt answer any of MC’s calls and now they’re MAD
  • it was around 10 PM when Jaehee finally got a chance to log into the messenger that day
  • she hoped that MC would be there to cheer her up after such a stressful day
  • Jaehee Kang has entered the chatroom
  • 707 and MC were both already talking
  • “woooOOOAAHH!!! whos this?!” -707
  • “Jaehee Kang…? i havent heard that name in years…..” -MC
  • Jaehee sighs as she types
  • “i apologize for being so absent today. i’ve been quite swamped with work” -Jaehee
  • “well gee Jaehee i got work coming out of my ears but i cant help but come here and chat with MC B)” -707
  • “oh, Seven! you truly are an angel!” -MC
  • “MC, i trust you had three meals today?” -Jaehee
  • she gets no response from them
  • “OH! about that lolololololol! MC says they dont wanna talk to you so i’ll repeat any message u needa get to them :D” -707
  • Jaehee rubs her temples, feeling a headache forming
  • she wishes she could just talk to MC directly but this was better than nothing…
  • “please tell Jaehee i skipped breakfast today but it was just cause i slept in” -MC
  • “MC says they ate every meal but breakfast! tsk tsk” -707
  • “if they want, i can bring them some breakfast on my way to work tomorrow. i’d like to see them soon” -Jaehee
  • “Jaehee says you should be punished for skipping the most important meal of the day …… :o” -707
  • wait, what the hell??????!?! thats NOT what she said!
  • seven will literally never do anything right
  • at least this is a chatroom where MC can still read what she said
  • “omg, really??? Jaehee is so mean!! >_<” -MC
  • no! fuck what the hELL IS GOING ON
  • Seven! translate my messages correctly!
  • “ahhh! Jaehee’s so scarry! everybody run!!!!” -707
  • 707 has left the chatroom
  • MC has left the chatroom
  • okay, that was literally the worst thing that has ever happened to Jaehee
  • it’s late but tbh Jaehee is done PLAYING AROUND
  • in 10 minutes she’s at MC’s door with popcorn, DVD’s of Zen, hot coco, and fuzzy blankets
  • “Jaehee? what are you-”
  • “i know i must have worried you by being absent from the messenger today. will you let me make it up to you?”
  • MC smiles and lets Jaehee inside
  • the two end up falling asleep on the couch together


  • MC was upset with Jumin because he left for work that day without saying good morning to them
  • Jumin came home and tried to enter his room, but the door was locked
  • he knocked on the bedroom door
  • “MC? i’m home, darling”
  • silence
  • Jumin goes downstairs where the maid was folding some clothes
  • “have you seen MC today? i thought they might be in the bedroom but the door is closed”
  • “i talked to MC today. they told me to give you something, actually”
  • the maid stops folding clothes and walks up to Jumin
  • “this is from them”
  • she looks down, then looks up at him with an upset expression
  • “you jerk!!” the maid shouts, and smacks Jumin on the arm
  • shocked and confused, Jumin rubs his arm where the maid smacked him
  • “they…they told you to do that?”
  • “yes sir”
  • “will you…give them this?”
  • Jumin grabs a flower from an arrangement that was by the front door
  • “certainly, Mr. Han”
  • a few minutes later the maid returns, still holding the flower
  • “i have a message from MC”
  • Jumin nods
  • she throws the flower at Jumin violently and stomps her foot
  • “is this supposed to make up for letting me wake up alone?!”
  • oh, that’s why MC is upset
  • he thought they looked so peaceful sleeping that morning, he didnt want to wake them…
  • Jumin thanks the maid and heads up to his room again
  • he knocks on the door for a second time
  • “it’s me again, darling. i have another message for you but i dont think it’s one our maid will be able to communicate very effectively…”
  • MC opens the door just enough to poke their head out
  • “what do you want?”
  • Jumin leans forward to kiss MC, but they realize whats happening and slam the door shut in his face
  • “you aint slick, Jumin!!!” he hears them shout from inside
  • he sighs and leans against the door
  • damn :( he really wanted a kiss :(
  • he knocks on the door again
  • a few seconds later its opened by MC again, this time wearing a mouth mask
  • “yes?” their voice was muffled underneath the mask
  • Jumin tries his very best to be suave
  • “i’m sorry about not waking you up this morning. i just thought you looked so cute sleeping…like my own little baby lamb”
  • Jumin raises his hand to MC’s cheek, gently pushing his thumb underneath their mouth mask to expose their lips
  • “you…you really think i look cute?”
  • Jumin, staring at MC’s lips, leans forward
  • “yea, really cute”
  • he kisses them, and this time MC actually lets him


  • MC’s pissed cause Seven spent four hours that day shopping for groceries and came back with only honey buddah chips and dr. pepper
  • Seven had tried talking to MC but they locked the bedroom door
  • maybe they’ll let him talk to them through the messenger….?
  • he logs in to find that Zen and MC are both in a chat room
  • 707 has entered the chatroom
  • “Zen, what did you have for lunch today?” 
  • “oh i had a light lunch today since i’ve been so busy. it was pretty much just rice”
  • “wow, rice??? it must be nice to have some rice in the house!!!!!!”
  • “yea, um…i guess it is. but didnt Seven just log in?”
  • “who?”
  • “MC, please come out of your room T_T. i’m so sorry!!” -707
  • “huh? are you guys fighting?” -Zen
  • “what are you talking about? its Seven…” -Zen
  • “MC’s pretending i’m not here because they’re pissed i didnt get food today” -707
  • “AHH! WHO ARE YOU??” -MC
  • “MC, maybe you should just talk to Seven” -Zen
  • “i dont really know where Seven is right now, but if i did i would probably ask him why he wants me to starve” -MC
  • Seven, whose standing right outside MC’s door, shouts so that they can hear him
  • “i swear i dont want you to starve. i just suck at grocery shopping”
  • Seven’s phone vibrates with a new message
  • “and i’d tell him that he has someone to take car of besides himself, now” -MC
  • “but you can tell him….he’s logged into that chatroom….” -Zen
  • “Zen, tell MC i’ll take her on a dinner date tonight and tomorrow we can go shopping again” -707
  • “well, MC? do you see that?” -Zen
  • “see what??? is it a hacker???!” -MC
  • Zen sends a distressed emoticon
  • “Seven just texted me and told me he’d take you out to dinner tonight” -Zen
  • “really? he said that?” -MC
  • “yea. i have to go now, my agent is calling. umm, i hope you and Seven work out whatever the hell is going on” -Zen
  • ZEN has left the chatroom
  • Seven sighs and leans against the door, his head making a thud sound as it hits the door
  • “are you really taking me to dinner?”
  • Seven can barley hear MC’s small voice through the door
  • “yes, of course. and tomorrow we can buy groceries for the next month”
  • Seven hears some rustling sounds
  • suddenly the door opens and Seven falls into the room
  • he looks up from the ground to see MC dressed up, looking like they’re ready to head out
  • “okay, you promised!”


  • V accidentally spoiled the season finale of MC’s favorite show for them
  • he’s been trying to talk to them all day but they keep ignoring him and he’s super confused
  • and he super hates it
  • he just wants to speak to the love of his life and :( hug them :(
  • hoping for some advice, V logs into the messenger
  • Yoosung and Zen were talking
  • it was just the usual Zen trying to give Yoosung girl advice
  • V has entered the chatroom
  • Zen and Yoosung both greet him, but before he can say anything about MC Zen has to leave the chat for work
  • so….then its just V and Yoosung….
  • which was fine, but V would rather talk to Zen about his MC-related problems that Yoosung
  • MC has entered the chatroom
  • “Yoosung! i’m so glad you’re here!” -MC
  • “hey, MC! how are you this fine afternoon? :D” -Yoo
  • “MC, i’m glad you’re here. can we talk?” -V
  • “i’m going well! i’ve had a quiet morning and i’m making some lunch right now. i trust you had lunch, Yoosung?” -MC
  • “funny story, i raged all morning and totally forgot about breakfast and lunch T_T” -Yoo
  • V starts to realize he is now being ignored by both Yoosung and MC
  • “if you want, i’ll help you with lunch, MC” -V
  • “YOOSUNG! you should go eat something right now!” -MC
  • “okay, i’ll go eat! thanks!” -Yoo
  • “wait, before you leave i have a question for you” -MC
  • “whats up?” -Yoo
  • how do you feel about spoilers?” -MC
  • Yoosung sends an angry emoji
  • I HATE THEM! my friends used to spoil games for me all the time :’c ” -Yoo
  • “i know, right? anyone who spoils a game OR SHOW for someone else is the worst!” -MC
  • “is this about that conversation we had earlier about the TV show…?” -V
  • “anyway, i’ll get that lunch now. call you later, MC!” -Yoo
  • Yoosung has left the chatroom
  • ……
  • i hate you” -MC
  • MC has left the chatroom
  • V, now realizing his transgressions, goes into the kitchen where MC was cooking lunch
  • “sweetie, i’m so sorry about spoiling your show”
  • MC ignores him
  • “if you want, you can spoil that one show i’m watching. havent you watched it all already?”
  • V desperately tries to get back into MC’s good graces
  • they turn to him, arms crossed
  • “charlie dies”
  • V tries not to think about the fact that charlie dies in his favorite show and hugs MC tightly
  • well…… least their talking to me again


  • MC’s PISSED because Saeran always hogs the TV and never lets them watch their shows
  • Seven and Saeran were watching TV on the couch when MC came into the room and grabbed the remote
  • “hey, Seven! mind if i change the channel?”
  • “not at all. go for it”
  • MC sat on the other side of Seven
  • “um, i do”
  • Saerans voice overshadows the sound of the TV, and MC turns it up
  • “hey! i wanna watch shark week!”
  • MC continues to ignore Saeran
  • “um…MC? i think Saerans trying to talk to you”
  • without taking their eyes off the screen, MC responds to Seven
  • “was he? i didnt notice?”
  • Saeran stands up
  • “yes you did! how could you not notice?!”
  • “Seven, can you please tell Saeran that i’m trying to watch my show and his loud voice is annoying me?”
  • Seven turns to Saeran
  • “hey, MC wanted me to tell you-”
  • “i heard what they said, ass hole”
  • Seven lifts up his hands as a sign of surrender
  • “hey, MC! i’m just going to keep yelling till you talk to me!”
  • “Saeran, i dont think-”
  • “fuck off, Seven”
  • Seven knows he should probably leave the room at this point but this is getting too interesting
  • “Seven, please tell Saeran that they more he yells, the less I care”
  • “Saer-”
  • “that doesnt even make sense!!!!”
  • Saeran moves closer to MC, now standing in front of Seven
  • the more he tries to get their attention, the closer he moves
  • until Saeran is completely leaning over MC, his hands on either side of them as he leans against the couch
  • “Seven, can you tell Saeran to get out of my way?”
  • as MC speaks, the look directly into Saerans eyes
  • suddenly Saeran smushes his lips into MC’s, kissing them
  • Seven opens his mouth to scream but nothing comes out
  • “d-do you fucking see me now?”
  • MC looks at Saeran
  • “i dont know, will you let me watch my shows now?”
  • “yea, whatever”
  • “cool”
  • MC grabs Saerans shirt and pulls him into another kiss
  • “now will you please move?”
  • “yea…whatever”
  • ..


Aqours daily chat routine
  • Chika: woah look at this emoticon I found ʕ•͡•ʔ so cute lol
  • You: you never runs out of emoticon I swear
  • Chika: thats cuz I keep finding new ones (・ㅂ・)و ̑̑
  • //Mari has entered the chat//
  • You: stop before Mari enters the chat
  • You: I didn't even finish
  • Mari: I sense the emoticons being used
  • Chika: yo mari (*゚▽゚)ノ
  • Mari: yo mikan lover
  • Chika: im You's lover wtf
  • Mari: dude chill take a joke ffs
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: take your jokes away from the main chat
  • Mari: nope
  • Dia: we created another chat for this kind of thing, go use it
  • Mari: ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
  • Dia: you use that emoticon all the time when you're going to grope me, leave
  • Mari: 〒_〒
  • Dia: I don't care if you're sad
  • Mari: T ^ T
  • Mari: ΩДΩ
  • Mari: ( •̥́ ﹏ •̀ू )
  • Dia: I really don't care if you are crying
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: Dia stop bullying Mari
  • Mari: kanKanan (っ´▽`)っ
  • Chika: Kanan help us
  • Kanan: yo kiddo
  • You: why r u like dis
  • Dia: please type properly
  • Mari: only you cares lol
  • You: I dont wtf u on about
  • Mari: not you We caps your name
  • You: oh lol
  • You: and I thought you were crying wtf
  • Mari: im still crying shut up :'(
  • //Riko has entered the chat//
  • //Yoshiko has entered the chat//
  • Riko: the notifications are annoying me
  • Yoshiko: wtf r u gays on about again and hey Lily
  • Riko: we always enters at the same time??
  • Chika: Ha! G A Y
  • Riko: shut up
  • Yoshiko: shut up
  • Mari: omg they texted the same thing goals
  • You: werent you crying
  • Mari: I was until my sub unit members shows up
  • Dia: one thing that bothers me
  • Dia: Is that a typo or did you mean it?
  • Yoshiko: what typo
  • Dia: is that guys or gays
  • You: I bet you its gays
  • Yoshiko: its gays
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: my phone kept vibrating whats up
  • Mari: gays
  • Kanan: you guys are always like this
  • Chika: dont talk like you arent gay either →_→
  • Kanan: im the second gayest of all chika
  • Dia: I'm not surprised, to be honest
  • Riko: then who's the most gayest?
  • Yoshiko: I bet you its Mari
  • //Maru has entered the chat//
  • //Ruby has entered the chat//
  • Mari: im the gayest of all
  • Yoshiko: omg rip
  • Chika: omg rip
  • You: omg rip
  • Ruby: sis im also gay you know
  • Dia: wait, what? Who are you going out with?
  • Hanamaru: mE
  • Mari: did you not know?
  • Dia: why the fuck do you think I'm asking
  • Chika: omg Dia just swear guys take covers Σ(゜゜)
  • You: don't overreact lol
  • Riko: I think you should
  • Dia: shut up, she's my lil'sis for fuck sake
  • Chika: omg she swear again run guys ᕕ(‾口‾)ᕗ
  • Kanan: calm down shes not a little kid
  • Yoshiko: techinally speaking yeah
  • You: id be worried tbh cuz Chika once lured Ruby with a lolipop
  • Riko: so cute
  • Yoshiko: Lily no youre mine
  • Riko: im not trying to cheat
  • Dia: The group chat is a mess
  • Mari: Ikr
  • Dia: especially you, Mari
  • Mari: ԅ(。≖△≖。ԅ) I feel personally attacked
  • Dia: you should be
  • Kanan: calm down you two
  • Chika: wtf were we even talking about in the first place lol ( ᐛ )
  • Riko: something I guess
  • Ruby: I entered late so
  • Hanamaru: Ofh mAy g'otd
  • You: wtf
  • Chika: wtf
  • Mark: omg another couple texting the same thing goals
  • Yoshiko: ruby translate
  • Ruby: im with her and theres a dog
  • //Riko has left the chat//
  • Yoshiko: omg Lily come back
  • Yoshiko: dont leave me
  • Yoshiko: I NEED U HERE
  • //Riko has entered the chat//
  • Riko: my mum just called sorry
  • Mari: that was great
  • You: someone screenshot it
  • Chika: Yoshiko cant live without Riko confirmed
  • Yoshiko: ITS YOHANE
  • Dia: screw you gays
  • Chika: omg hwat
  • Mari: omg hwat
  • You: omg hwat
  • Hanamaru: OM'g Hwa's4T
  • Ruby: sis?
  • Dia: typo, sorry
  • Mari: that is def not a typo
  • Riko: the a and u is at in end from each other
  • Yoshiko: cant be a typo
  • Dia: you're right because it's actually auto-correct
  • Kanan: dont meme Dia now
  • Mari: "screw you gays"
  • Kanan: what did I say
  • Chika: guess who just got memed again
  • Riko: this is a literal mess
  • Hanamaru: CwkaoaAgkGtu'jdv?
  • Yoshiko: wtf speak human language
  • Ruby: the dog just trampled on her phone
  • Riko: stop or I wont give you any kisses tmr
  • Yoshiko: my deepest apologies I want my kisses
  • Mari: our chats never have a solid topic lol
  • Dia: that's because y'all a mess
  • Ruby: sis did you just say "y'all"
  • Mari: probs picked it up from me
  • Dia: save me
  • [Mari has sent a link - SAVE ME]
  • Mari: this is your song
  • Dia: Why do I always get memed
  • Chika: because its easy to meme you ٩( 'ω' )و
  • You: and its hilarious
  • Kanan: What did she do to deserve this
  • Mari: nothing rly
  • Riko: but theyre gonna do it anyway
  • Ruby: sis
  • Dia: help me
  • Ruby: I cant
  • Dia: Betrayed by my own blood
  • Dia: I'm leaving
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Hanamaru: sHge 'lEaft
  • Yoshiko: what
  • Ruby: "she left"
  • Mari: buuu she left
  • Kanan: good for her she'll get stressed because of us
  • Chika: omg ur worrying about her are you cheating on Mari (|||゚д゚)
  • Kanan: we're in a polyamorous relationship jeez
  • Mari: yh yh Dia's bottom btw
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: shut up
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Mari: she came to say that and left lol
  • Riko: also we did not need to know that =//=
  • Yoshiko: you're bottom too tho
  • You: friendly reminder that Ruby and Hanamaru is still here
  • Kanan: cant ruin the innocent
  • Chika: you two should leave cuz Dia will kill us if we ruined you two @_@
  • Ruby: sure I guess
  • //Ruby has left the chat//
  • //hanamaru has left the chat//
  • Chika: this will probs surprise you but You is actually bottom
  • Mari: no way
  • Kanan: I thought shes top
  • Chika: she cant even pin me without turning into a blushing mess ๑乛◡乛๑
  • You: thats a lie
  • Chika: then try to top me then
  • Mari: omg a big discovery Chika is top
  • Riko: Chika doesnt get embarrassed that easily so
  • Yoshiko: unlike You and lily
  • Yoshiko: another reminder that Lily is also bottom
  • Riko: Yocchan!
  • Mari: this one im not surprised
  • Riko: I top sometimes as well
  • Mari: that one surprises me
  • Kanan: I did think you two are versatile
  • Chika: same goes to the 3rd year probs
  • Mari: yup
  • Mari: altho Dia is the ultimate bottom
  • Kanan: I'm the ultimate top
  • Mari: I die whenever Kanan top
  • You: you die when Kanan strips
  • Mari: and that too
  • Kanan: she die whenever im around tbh
  • Chika: calm your gf lol
  • You: its late so imma catch some zzZ
  • Chika: more like ur gonna sleep in my arms
  • You: yh that byeee
  • Chika: bye as wellllll
  • //You has left the chat//
  • //Chika has left the chat//
  • Mari: Yous at Chika place I guess
  • Riko: she is
  • Riko: they just came over to the balcony to say G'night
  • Yoshiko: let me sleep at your place next time Lily
  • Riko: sure my mum called earlier to tell me she wont be home till next week
  • Mari: and you can get hot and steamy~~ ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
  • Riko: stop associating us with you perv
  • Yoshiko: stop associating us with you perv
  • Mari: wow rude
  • Mari: and how the heck did you managed to text the exact same thing
  • Yoshiko: thats cuz Lily made a contract with me
  • Riko: I guess Yocchan and I are connected
  • Mari: so cute lol
  • Mari: Kanan can you come over
  • Kanan: now?
  • Kanan: its 11pm
  • Mari: but im cold n lonely
  • Kanan: be there in 10
  • //Kanan has left the chat//
  • Yoshiko: omg thats quick
  • Riko: how can she get there under 10 mins
  • Mari: her jet ski n im important
  • Yoshiko: makes sense
  • Yoshiko: unless she secretly have a pair of wings since shes a little demon
  • Riko: Yocchan
  • Yoshiko: my deepest apologies I still want my kisses
  • Mari: so cute lol
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: Mari, I swear to god if you don't come to school tomorrow only because Kanan is coming over
  • Mari: join us then lol
  • Yoshiko: your relationship will forever confuses me
  • Mari: lmao
  • Dia: Do I need to go?
  • Mari: yes im cold
  • Dia: give me 20 minutes
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Riko: that actually works
  • Mari: yee I get a rly bad cold when im cold for too long
  • Mari: Or I can have Dia and Kanan sandwich me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Yoshiko: Who allows you to be in a relationship
  • Mari: my parents obv
  • Riko: can the bed fit 3 ppl?
  • Mari: i have kings size bed sily
  • Yoshiko: but ur three grown teens ffs
  • Mari: remember that we will be sandwiched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: im in the lift rn
  • Yoshiko: so quick wtf
  • Kanan: Mari gets real sick if she's cold when she sleeps
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: Yes, there is. She loves to have someone to snuggle in her sleep
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Riko: she entered to just say that...
  • Mari: thats because im important
  • Kanan: we're spoiling her too tbh
  • Yoshiko: you need to stop omg
  • Kanan: im getting out of the lift
  • Kanan: bye kiddos
  • //Kanan has left the chat//
  • Yoshiko: wtf im only 2 years younger
  • Mari: still a kid
  • Mari: so much to learn
  • Mari: so many positions to use
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: please don't ruin them too
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Riko: she did it again
  • Yoshiko: imma leave
  • Yoshiko: Lily I'm calling you after
  • Riko: why?
  • Yoshiko: cuz I want to hear your voice obv
  • Riko: thats so cute of you
  • Yoshiko: shuddup I want to hear you say G'night to me
  • Mari: what a cute couple you are
  • Yoshiko: shut up ur gayer
  • Riko: shut up ur gayer
  • //Yoshiko has left the chat//
  • //Riko has left the chat//
  • Mari: wow
  • Mari: I'm leaving too bYE
  • //Mari has left the chat//

anonymous asked:

Hello hello I need help I cannot find any completed klance fics and my fav mermaid au ones haven't been updated in 3 years please kill me I cant find enough klance content it's horrible I'm stuck reading 2 chapter slow burn fics and feeling deeply betrayed when I press the go to the next chapter button and there is no next chapter

hi there!! first of all i wanna say i am so sorry this is so late. I see everyones messages I promise but i have been unable to reply because of my schools finals😞😞

anyway omg i feel you so much?! 😭god lol i understand and its worse because im so picky with fics lol ok so first I would like as always link you to my fic rec tag ! there are about half and half completed/not completed fics in there. and then check out klance-net’s “completed” tag section in their bookshelf ☺️finally i know must of you know this but just a tip if you are looking for completed fics on ao3 then click on the “complete only” box on the filter sidebar thing:

and then you can also filter out more by kudos to show the most popular fics or by date to show which ones are the most recent. ☺️hope that helped!

hello there thanks so much for the love!!! 😚😚to answer your question: i dont really have any other voltron ships besides klance and i have never really had any others hahah? I think shiro/matt is cute though we’ve barely seen anything about them😓…i ship shiro with safety LMFAO 

popsicle! mark

-you’re walking down the street to get ice cream

-it’s a super sunny day but it’s kind of windy so the moment you see the supermarket you run as fast as you can!

-but you’re not looking so you almost run into this person and instead you stop like inches away from his face

-and there’s this kid with wide eyes!! looking straight at you with a pink bowl cut and you’re just like what.

-ur mesmerized by his hair and you just stare at it and this kid starts trembling and you notice his whole face is crimson

-so u take a few steps back and ur like SRY SRY SRY bc u were rude af

-and you expect him to get angry but instead he calms down and is instead like.. do u…want to touch it

-and u say…o…k and ur just patting his head up and down

-his pink hair is super fluffy and he just is bending down with the most flustered expression as you pat him

-after like… an hour u finally stop and he stands back up super straight

-so u two just are kind of silent and u realize that under his fluffy hair he actually has the most precious little face

-he looks uber tense and purses and licks his lips and just goes like uh…..UMmmm..POPSICLES

-he takes one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine grape popsicles.. and he shouts TEN! abruptly

-ur like wtf so u look over… is this kid counting out loud lol

-this kid continues muttering …TEN TAEYONG JAEHYUN.. one for JAEMIN… how many….CHENLE WANTS TWO…WINWIN WANTS THREE……uhhhh and just keeps naming random names and staring at his popsicles while they’re all spilling out of his arms and he’s just panicking and sweating and he has the most hopeless and freaked expression bc this task is way too difficult for him to handle

-so u offer to help bc ur dying he’s so funny

-hes like THANK U SO MUCH U REALLY DONT HAVE TO even though hes clearly having a breakdown and ur just chuckling because he’s too cute u cant handle it

-u look down and ur like wow i guess u guys all like grape huh! to break the tension

-and he realizes and his face shifts to absolute terror

-omg…..flavors….. haechan likes orange… no he’ll kill me,,,,, what do i do… these are melting…. taeyong strawberry? that should be ok…….

-ur dying lol this kid is making no sense

-so u help him take a few of each flavor and give him a lil pat on the back to calm him

-finally he calms down and is like HI IM MARK super rigidly

-and ur like OK R U ALRIGHT

-this kid laughs to himself first and then very unnaturally says NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT… I AM MARK and just looks at the floor grinning ridiculously to himself because he’s a weird kid

-u dont even react to this failure of a joke because omg… u just want to die that was the worst ever

-and then he holds up the metal door of the fridge and says…I AM IRON MAN bc he feels the need to drag this horrible joke further

-u guys r just both staring at each other blankly at this point before u hysterically laugh

-suddenly he jumps up and goes like OMG THEYRE MELTING and just runs to the register and pays and runs to the door just to have half of them fall onto the floor

-he gives you the most hopeless glance and just is like ..umm….can you… help…pleasee….can u

-so ofc u cant leave this incapable kid alone so ur like sure!

-u guys walk to his dorm and he explains his pink hair (ITS CHEWING GUM THEMED) and tells u that he’s in a group called NCT and that he’s a rapper

-ur like thats awesome! can i hear some

-so he is shy at first but then makes this mega focused face and he gets in the zone and starts gesturing and goes like UH to start his rap and its really good and he’s really into it and starts bouncing the bag of popsicles on his wrist as he gestures and then just lets the song trail off

-but you cant help but laugh because he’s just so FRICKEN CUTE and into it

-hes semi-offended like um..y r u laughing

-ur like no! ur awesome I’m going to look u up for sure and smile

-he turns red again……its like his default state now and he just covers his face with his hand bc UR FLATTERY IS TOO MUCH

-u two just walk down the street and its so nice

-u look over and he has a drop of cherry popsicle on his upper lip and he’s just sticking his tongue out to lick it off and he looks SO FUNNY bc he’s focused and he’s squinting one eye so his tongue is out and he’s just winking intensely

-when u reach out to wipe it off for him with ur finger he flinches and glances at u and turns away because his heart skipped a beat

-hes so cute u can’t

-then u look down and… theres cherry all over his t-shirt and when he realizes he looks so disappointed and thinks ..omg I’m such a failure i hate myself….

-u laugh so hard bc everything he does is just so adorable

-u guys arrive at his dorm and the door opens in one second bc everyones awaiting the popsicles and mark took forever bc he was flirtingb being dumb in front of u

-the guys swarm over and are just digging through the bag and they realize.. all of them are either melted or broken

-they all glare at mark and literally they are all jumping on him and squishing his face and ruffling his hair and even the ones younger than mark are giving him a hard time and pinching him and its so cute they are all bullying him and he’s just taking it and looks dead

-u let out a lil chuckle and they all stare at u bc…. GIRL

-they shift their attention to u and they’re like OH MARK THIS IS WHY U WERE LATE

-HI IM HAECHAN UR MOTHER IN L—hi I’m yutaaa nice to!!—thanks for taking care of our mark—how do you two know each oth—OMG OUR CHIL—what were you two doing you naught—

-you look to mark for help and he grabs ur hand and brings u upstairs and gives u a lil grin as u guys run all the way upstairs

-in his room you guys are just laughing bc u guys are silly and u realize he’s still holding ur hand and he realizes too and turns cherry red again

-he loosens his grip but your hands are a lil sticky bc of the popsicle fiasco

-he has to like wave ur hands up and down to get them to separate LOL

-but the moment they do you grab his hand again bc he’s so warm and just hold it bc he’s so comfy

-and u look down and look at ur hands and his is so much bigger than urs and suddenly u r very aware of the fact that this boy is cute and you guys are in his room on his bed just holding hands in silence

-u look up at him and he’s just ogling u and he looks so cute and genuinely just amazed at u with him and his heart is beating so fast and u can feel it between ur palms

-so this time ur the one to turn away and he just tightens his grip around his hand and kisses ur forehead and asdfnsdjf ur dying bc u didn’t expect it

-afterwards he just leans on ur side and pushes his lil cheek on urs and u guys r just cheek to cheek and smiling sheepishly to yourselves shyly

(sorry this is kinda shit but i wanted to write a summer themed mark) 

also requests are open for NCT!! (all members) please i need practice :-)

anonymous asked:

Eric Matthews and Farkle brotp + hint of riarkle??

I was gonna do ‘Eric accidentally having to baby sit Farkle over the years and watching the kid fall in love with his niece while simultaneously emotionally adopting him as a nephew’ but then @plutomeetsgenius was like “involve anchovies” and it took a weird turn in my head so that’s not happening sorry.

  • Okay so
  • After the Valentine’s Day disaster
  • Eric was very torn up inside
  • Because on one hand he loves this kid like family and knows he’d never hurt Riley, but then he walked in on that compromising position and he was filled with protective anger, then he calmed down when Riley explained it was a mistake, then he was angry AGAIN because Farkle has poor wording, then after that whole chase he was starting to calm down, and then sitting next to a shivering miserable half naked kid with a head injury in the car just made him feel bad and his heart started to ache as a concerned uncle again
  • Like wtf @ emotions????
  • Eric’s gonna develop heart problems from this whole night alone omfg
  • Okay so anyway it’s a couple days since The Incident, Farkle’s out of the hospital, having won the battle against hypothermia but still had a head cold, a lot of bruises, a sprained wrist and a concussion to show from it
  • And Eric decides he needs to actually talk to this kid omfg
  • So he literally just arrives at Farkle’s house unannounced and when Farkle opens the door he is promptly ordered to get in the black van
  • Farkle is now terrified for his life holy shit Eric is a senator is he about to make Farkle disappear only to never be seen or heard from again???
  • Sure he’s thinking a little irrationally but hey the kids got a lot going on right now
  • So anyway Farkle swallows his fear and gets in the car
  • Eric does not say a SINGLE WORD to him and the security guards are just glaring at him
  • Like really glaring
  • They’ve been driving for like 40 minutes now and Farkle’s trying to break the tension like ‘sooo lovely weather we’re having’ and the one guard is just like ‘Senator Matthew’s niece is an absolute delight’ in a very angry voice, practically growled it omfg
  • Farkle’s head is swimming too much for him to come up with a response that is anything more than a squeak so he just turns to Eric (who’s all arms-folded-looking-in-deep-thought) and is like ‘so where are we actually going?’
  • Before Eric can respond the car just fucking explodes
  • Not full-blown explosion but somethings wrong there’s a fire in under the hood and smoke is going everywhere omfg
  • So everyone starts freaking out and rushes away as the flames get bigger
  • Except they’re in New York so you stop a car and run out you’re gonna have problems
  • Farkle’s literally immediately hit by a cab
  • It managed to stop in enough time to just tap him but he still fell over and this whole event was not good for his already swimming head
  • Eric’s yanking him to his feet to make sure he’s okay but everything feels like it’s slow-mo jfc he hates concussions he really does
  • And even though Eric is literally freaking the fuck out and checking Farkle up and down for injuries, his brain isn’t letting him process that right now, so Farkle is just like ‘holy shit I’m gonna die today’
  • And Eric’s like what????? Because Morgan’s husband is an ER doctor and he always says a lot of critically injured patients tend to know when they’re near death so this isn’t a sentence he wants to hear from an already-injured boy that just inhaled a lot of smoke and got hit by a car
  • But Farkle’s like ‘no I’m onto you you’re still pissed I’m dating Riley and now you’re gonna use shady politician ties to make me disappear SIR IM SORRY DONT HAVE ME KILLED PLEASE’
  • And Eric is just like. C h i l d.
  • ‘Robot oh my God how did you even come up with that I’m just taking you out-’
  • And Farkle’s starting to come out of slow-mo mode so he’s like…wait what
  • “I wanted to talk to you about Riley so I’m just taking you to a restaurant for lunch, it’s like a block away from here if you’re feeling up to walk?”
  • So Farkle’s calmed down considerably (although discussing his relationship with Riley is making him feel a little queasy) so he agrees he’s up for the walk (bc the car really did only just tap him and he didn’t inhale that much smoke before getting out) so they head on their way with Eric’s security guards following along
  • During the walk Eric is making observations and dumb little jokes and mindless chit chat as usual but Farkle is just finding it so hard to pay attention omfg
  • Everything is just so bright and so loud and he’s just so tired omfgggg he’s never been this miserable before
  • He suddenly realizes his left side is starting to hurt like a bitch and is like ‘shit maybe I spoke to soon and actually did get hurt by that car’
  • But in his mixed up little mind right now, if he says that Eric is going to think he’s just trying to get out of this conversation and will get even more pissed at him so he just doesn’t say anything omfg
  • So he just. hobbles along as Eric is making dumb jokes about work and his guards aren’t laughing at them omg
  • Okay so they get to the restaurant right
  • Eric and Farkle sit down right away (Eric had made reservations) and the guards are nearby, out of ear shot but watching closely
  • So they get the menus and Eric’s reading through his and Farkle is just sitting there right
  • And he’s like??? Robot aren’t you hungry?
  • “I can’t read.”
  • “What??? I thought you were supposed to be a genius, what kind of robot can’t read?”
  • “No I- I have a concussion I’m literally not allowed to read”
  • And Eric knows nothing about concussions so he’s like ‘sounds fake but okay’
  • But ends up just ordering two of the same sandwich on the kid’s behalf lol. The also get an appetizer of cheese fries
  • But Farkle’s just poking at those because his head has him constantly feeling nauseous and his side really fucking hurts now omg 
  • So now Eric’s trying to figure out how to initiate this conversation
  • They need to talk about Riley, Farkle’s relationship with Riley, Farkle’s intentions with Riley, Riley’s happiness, Riley’s safety, Eric’s sanity, and a million other things. He likes Farkle, he does, but he practically raised Riley for the first 5 years of her life. He’s very protective of her and attached to her and he has to actually be SERIOUS with this conversation omfg
  • So he needs to starts this so he’s like “Anyway, Robot, I brought you here because we need to have a little chat. Like, a man-to-man chat. Uh, mano y mano”
  • “I could be wrong because of my head right now but I’m pretty sure that’s not actually Spanish.”
  • “I used to have a lot of sex with girls when I was your age!”
  • “…Literally what”
  • “I was a bit of a womanizer around town,”
  • “Why are you TELLING ME THIS”
  • “I had a huge reputation, because I was hormonal and desperate so girls knew they could get me to do literally anything for them. And I used to think that was like, the right way to do things, so I was always acting cool and trying to pass my ‘knowledge of women’ onto the younger kids,”
  • “Mr. Eric please stop,”
  • “You know, I’m actually pretty sure I taught your dad about French kissing.”
  • Even if he didn’t have a concussion, Farkle’s pretty sure he still wouldn’t know how to react to that. He’s just sitting there staring at Eric with wide, horrified and confused eyes while the man reminisces on his sexual exploits in his younger years
  • omfg
  • So Eric’s literally just listing off all these past girlfriends and hookups omg ‘There was this one girl Desire who literally made me into her slave for like a month, which wasn’t fun but she was a GREAT kisser so it was almost worth it. One girl I tried to become a figure skater for. One time I got a hair cut every week for a month or so because the hairstylist was so hot and she could basically bring you to a climax just from a basic shampoo massage-”
  • “M R . E R I C P L E A S E”
  • “Oh God, there was this one really hot girl that slept with practically every guy in the school, but she was super controlling and batshit crazy, like I remember she literally kidnapped Shawn one time, her name was Jennifer Basset-”
  • “…shit really?”
  • And now that Eric’s been pulled out of memory lane he sees how horrified this poor kid looks and realizes this isn’t the direction he wanted this conversation to go in this first place omfg
  • “Um, anyway, the point I wanted to get to is: I understand being a hormonal teenage boy”
  • “Okay thanks can I leave now??”
  • “And, as horrifying as it is for me to think about, you’re probably going to look at my niece and get some, um, urges,”
  • One slow blink. Two slow blinks. Realization dawning on Concussion Boy a moment too late. “Oh my God are you trying to give me the sex talk right now?!?!”
  • “Well, I’d rather we refer to it as the ‘Respect Riley’ talk but it does boil down to that at parts, yes. Anyway-”
  • “There doesn’t need to be an anyway! Sir, come on, you should know I’d never hurt Riley!”
  • “You hid having a relationship with her for two months and then tried to break into my brother’s apartment to be ‘romantic’.”
  • “It was her idea to hide the relationship! Does that not count as respecting her decisions?!”
  • “Not when her unknowing parents let you sleepover and share a bed with her under the impression you’re just friends???”
  • Farkle is just. So tired. He doesn’t want to admit Eric has a point there but his head is swimming and his vision is foggy and his side hurts more and more with every passing second omfg how can he escape this
  • Before either of them can say anything else the waitress brings their sandwiches out right
  • So Farkle’s like ‘maybe if I just fucking inhale mine I can get out of here quicker’
  • So he’s shoveling it down at alarming rates, especially since he had already been nauseous in the first place, but Eric is STILL TALKING WHILE EATING FU CK
  • So he’s going on and on about how any potential urges Farkle may have are not life and death and Riley is a princess who deserves nothing but respect and kindness and attention and love but ‘if she has any urges, run to a church please’, and ‘just know, whatever you do with my niece, I’ve done with countless other girls. I want you to look into her eyes and see my face, Farkle’
  • And Farkle is just s c r e a m i n g
  • He does not currently have the required brain power to find a way out of this WHY IS THE SANDWICH SO BIG
  • “I don’t know what your potential laser eyes could do to her but just keep them turned off at all times”
  • Farkle shoveling more food down and trying not to choke
  • “Do you have x-ray vision Robot???? Don’t you dare use it on her. You are not to view Riley wearing anything less than an astronaut suit. Just don’t even look anywhere below her eye level. Her body doesn’t exist, she’s a floating head. If you have one sexual thought about her, I want you to think about all the stuff I may or may not have done with your Mommy in high school.”
  • Although choking to death would probably get him out of this conversation faster,
  • “You can hold her hand, you can buy her milkshakes, you can tell her she’s pretty, you can treat her like she’s a gift to mankind. But lay one finger on her, and- okay, Robot, stop. You can’t fake a distraction to get out of this. I get it’s uncomfortable but man up if you really wanna date my niece.”
  • Except Farkle’s starting to breathe really harshly, like he’s gasping for air, and he’s starting to turn red omfg
  • “Wait shit kiddo are you choking???”
  • And Farkle’s shaking his head because prior death wish and slow brain functioning aside, he doesn’t feel like there’s something stuck in his throat. It just feels like it’s closing up and his tongue is getting an uncomfortable itchy feeling that he recognizes dimly
  • “What was in that sandwich you ordered me????”
  • So Eric’s like “Oh that’s the Eric Matthews Special here, it’s got ham and turkey and peppers and garlic and pesto and anchovies-”
  • Farkle manages to get out “allergic to anchovies!” before fucking passing out omfg
  • Fast forward to 20 minutes, in the emergency room
  • Eric’s pacing in the hallway waiting for the others to get here omg
  • Suddenly the entrance door is slammed open and in walks a Very Pissed Off looking Riley Matthews, stalking towards Eric with her arms crossed and a huge scowl on her face
  • “Hello to my beautiful, wonderful, amazing, special, and forgiving little Niche-”
  • “I mean, I wouldn’t call it a poisoning-”
  • “At least the swelling went down so they didn’t need a surgery to open his airway-”
  • Suddenly they have to shut up bc the doctor is out to give them the details omg
  • Literally no one else has gotten to the hospital yet so he’s only revealing this to Eric in hopes he can get the kid’s parents here sooner omg
  • Plus he’s pretty sure he doesn’t want to be on the receiving end of that little girls wrath
  • So anyway okay they managed to pump him with the right meds so he’s no longer having the allergic reaction but he’s still out cold and they need his parents there immediately to sign the papers required for him to have surgery because when he passed out he moved in a way that PUNCTURED HIS FUCKING LUNG and they need to move FAST here
  • “How the HELL did he manage that?” - Riley
  • “Well, it appears he recently broke about 3 of his ribs. I assume they were holding together as well as possible but when he fell out of his seat the movement was enough to cause injury-”
  • Riley’s glaring daggers at Eric omfg “How did he break his ribs?”
  • “How should I possibly know tha- oh.”
  • “OH WHAT?”
  • “Okay in my defense, I asked him a million times and he insisted he was fine-”
  • “He might’ve…gently been hit by a car earlier…”
  • And Riley just. Takes a deep breath and walks away so she can call Farkle’s parents and tell them to hurry the fuck up
  • They get there within five minutes and Farkle’s immediately rushed into surgery ohmyGod. That itself was a production bc they really shouldn’t be giving him anesthesia with his concussion but they also can’t exactly just leave a hole in his lung omfg
  • Okay so everyone’s here now and in the waiting room but Riley’s secluded herself away from the group because she wants to worry alone
  • But Eric goes over to try to talk to her again but before he can even say anything she’s like “You were left alone with my boyfriend for an hour and a half and he came out of it poisoned, broken and punctured. How did I survive my early childhood with you?”
  • And Eric’s like w o w because that is quite a low blow she threw there
  • But he can see how hard she’s trying not to cry right now because she’s so worried so he’s like “Riley, I really am sorry. I just wanted to make sure you’re happy-”
  • “If my best friend dies, I’m not going to be happy?”
  • “I did not go into this with a plan to kill him, I swear. I just wanted to take him to lunch so we could talk. I really wasn’t anticipating a car accident and I had no idea he was allergic to anchovies like cut me some slack that is the most random thing to be allergic to!”
  • Eric’s saying this out loud but of course inside he is wracked with Guilt omfg
  • Riley doesn’t say anything but she leans her head on his shoulder so he assumes that means he’s forgiven until further notice
  • Farkle ends up being okay!!
  • Takes him like 2 and a half fucking days to wake up though
  • So everyone is very relived when the doctor announces he’ll make a full recovery
  • Everyone camps out in his hospital room while he rests up
  • But at one point, due to people breaking off to get some food or use the bathroom or whatever, Farkle’s alone with Riley and Eric
  • Riley’s sitting on the right side of the bed cuddled up to him with her head on his shoulder and they’re reading some book
  • Eric’s watching them without saying anything for a while and they’re exchanging little smiles every now and then and occasionally giggling at something in the book and Farkle’s been playing with a strand of Riley’s hair for like 10 minutes, Eric’s not sure if the kid’s even aware he’s doing it
  • So after watch the lovebirds for a bit Eric finally says “I really didn’t mean to almost kill you.”
  • Farkle rolls his eyes and says “Even Hambone didn’t go this far with intimidation tactics.”
  • “Seriously, it was an accident, but I’m so sorry Robot.”
  • “Listen, I went into that lunch expecting to die somehow. I probably should’ve paid more attention to my intuition or something. Or you know, mentioned my ribs being broken. Or you know, asked what was in the sandwich I was inhaling.”
  • “This literally is anything but your fault kiddo oh my God.”
  • “I don’t think it’s anyone’s fault, I’m just saying we both made some bad decisions.”
  • “Yes but your bad decisions had to do more with you having a brain injury, I was just being an idiot.”
  • “Yeah, but I still could’ve-”
  • “Boys, boys. You are both stupid, okay? No need to argue about it.”
  • So now they’re laughing because wow gee thanks Riley feeling the love
  • But she succeeded in killing any leftover tension so that’s good
  • So now they’re all just joking around and Eric’s wondering how he even let himself get so worried in the first place because shit he does know this kid would never hurt his niche
  • Sure, he’ll still freak out over the idea of Riley growing up, but maybe Farkle’s a little better than he was at 15, and maybe he can trust him to take care of the princess, and maybe he can stop viewing this as ‘me vs kid-dating-my-niece’ and more as ‘my niece and the kid I’ve known for years and consider family.’
  • Eric still yells ‘make good choices!’ at them every time he sees them leave on a  date tho
  • He also bans all anchovies from his house and gets them removed from his signature sandwich just in case lmao
If singers had a group chat together

Demi: We’re cool for the summer!
Justin: Where are you now?
Selena: I just wanna look good for you
Justin: What do you mean?
Selena: I’m so sick of that same old love
Justin: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Ariana: FOCUS ON ME!
Taylor: In your wildest dreams!
Demi: What’s wrong with being confident?
Adele: Hello..
Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone
The Weeknd: I only call you when it’s half past 5
One Direction: But baby I’m perfect
Jimmy Fallon: ew..
Sia: if you dont shut up, IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!
Walk the Moon: shut up… And dance with me.
Ellie: BURN!
Meghan: #just#got#butt#surgery… im all about that bass.
Maroon 5: sugar, yes please, your butt is way too big already.
MAGIC!: Why’d u gotta be so rude?
Kesha: im sooooo bored :( waitin for somethin interesting to happen….TIK TOK, TIK TOK.
OneRepublic: just counting stars.. omg! there’s so many!
Sam: stay with me, cuz your all i need
Sia: hey baby, i have an elastic heart.
Taylor: i have a blank space for YOU Sam ;)
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Rihanna: am i the ONLY girl in the WORLD!?
Beyonce: well, girls rule the world.
Eminem: i love the way you lie.
Britney: you wanna go!? i mean, i wanna go!
Silento: watch me.
Eminem: im not afraid!
Justin: ill show you
Camp Rock 2: it’s on!
Justin: what do you mean?
Ray Rice: slaps Justin
Justin: sorry
Bruno: im gonna uptown funk YOU up.
Taylor: in your wildest dreams
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Trapqueen: 1738!
Kim kardashian: thats the amount of braincells you have
MAGIC!: why you gotta be so rude?
Kelly Clarkson: what does'nt kill you makes you stonger, right guys?
Hozier: oh god, take me to church.
Charli XCX: the fault in our stars these days…
The Weeknd: run for the HILLS!
Ray Rice: slaps the weeknd
Random Judge: First your girlfriend, now this dude?! WTF RICE!?
Michael Jackson: this is a real THRILLER.
Demi: dammm, you guys are gonna make me have a HEART ATTACK
Ed Sheeran: STOP thinking out loud people!
Pink: just give me a reason.
Maroon 5:…ANIMALS!….
Imagina Dragons: …DEMONS!….
Ariana: man, this is turning into a real PROBLEM.
Fifth Hrmony: this was so worth it.. lol!
Taylor: just shake it off
Ariana: FOCUS on the real situation people! my hair is terrible!
Katy: im gonna ROOARRR!!!!
Wiz Khalifa: see you again

anonymous asked:

Hi ! I need some real help. My exams are coming and i don't know how and why i don't have motivation for NOTHING. It has been 2 days and i don't want to do anything and even if i study , i just push myself. Zero motivation, zero desire. Any tips for getting back on the track ? (btw i was doing good when i was feeling like studying)

Hello!! SORRY THIS IS SO LATE (;﹏;) omg dont give up we aRE HERE ok here are some of my tips and i’ll link you to some posts okay! (^v^)



  • you have to check yourself from time to time and ask yourself why are you doing this? studying, why am i studying? for my education and for my future and for myself so always remember that this is for yourself. you are studying because you want to learn and not because it is a job that you are forced to do and love everyday, no. school is here to teach us not to force us to do things we dont love
  • by the wise words of justin joking dont kill me…but yes, love yourself. forgive yourself. we all have that phase where we just ask ourselves like why am i doing this & we have no desire to study but if you love yourself enough, and you want to prove yourself that i can do better than this you will achieve great things 米^-^米
  • i know your exams are coming in and yes maybe its a bit stressful but its okay to relax and just do nothing sometimes i mean life is already tiring as it is right and being a student and more is super uGh why so you have the right to just rest but you can always use your time management skills & find something you love to do right before you study will motivate you 。^‿^。
  • here is my tiny masterpost on time management if u want it
  • you are studying for yourself, forgive yourself, make yourself proud & manage. do not force yourself, try but do not force okay? take care please! ヽ(´∀`ヽ) feel free to drop by and message me!
Fic: Several texts later (1/2)

Pairing/Characters: KageHina + brief mentions of Tanaka being Tanaka
Word-count: 1.463
Genre: super extreme rad fluff + lots of comfort (lt’s like a big poofy blanket)
Summary: Hinata knows what to do when he gets frightened - call for his scarier boyfriend to scare the bad things away.

Warning: very VERY brief mention of suicide. Does not involve any main characters and/or any other existing characters from the series. (it’s not even a relevant detail of the story but I decided to put up a warning, just in case. Stay safe and I love you all u v u)
This idea came to my head after I was convinced by some friends to watch a scary movie….. aT NIGHT….. and um let’s say it wasn’t great because I hate scary movies and yEAH. Don’t do it, kids. Hey, at least I got a fic idea! This is my first kagehina fic, i just love these dorks so much. I -might- have overused the word ‘dumbass’ but I just cannot imagine Kageyama not using it every five seconds when talking to Hinata. Weird ways of showing affection, I guess. This has a second part that I will be writing and posting soon. Hope you guys enjoy!

(for immersion purposes - this is Kageyama’s ringtone for Hinata, chosen by Tanaka. Thanks, Tanaka-san.)

Confusion hit Kageyama as he blinked his way out of sleep, wondering why his cellphone was blasting Always next to his pillow, and why he was at his bed at all, instead of running after velociraptors with Hinata while being chased by a giant moth-

Oh. Right. A dream. Probably.

(He was pretty sure velociraptors weren’t real, at least not anymore.)

The music was probably Tanaka’s doing. Since Kageyama started dating Hinata, he’d always find a way to grab Kageyama’s cellphone and change Hinata’s ringtone to the most embarrassing, Hinata-unrelated songs he could think of, and Kageyama never noticed It until it was too late (“It’s Whitney Houston! Whitney Houston!, Tanaka yelled the last time Kageyama caught him changing his ringtone to some dramatic, cheesy english song).

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