omg i'm in love with this face

Season 6B:
  • Killian: *angst*
  • Emma, who is usually angsting, or definitely too scared to take big steps in her relationship: oh
  • Emma: let me go canoeing
  • Emma: omfg I love my kid
  • Emma: dumb kid forgot the life jackets
  • Emma: who needs lifejackets?
  • Emma: if Killian finds out we had Poptarts AND didn't wear life jackets he'd kill us omg
  • Emma: Better go home to get the life jackets
  • Killian: *is angsting*
  • Emma: KILLIAN MY FAVE ILY
  • Emma: YOU'RE SO CUTE, DON'T EAT MY WHOLE FACE LOL
  • Emma: wait, what are you hiding? Did you buy a puppy? Cause I've been thinking, a puppy would maybe be something I-
  • Emma: wait
  • Emma: don't be sad, I love you and we're alive and there is no angst in our lives bae
  • Killian: *gallons of angst*
  • Emma: see you later, alligator! <3
  • *several hours later*
  • Killian: *angsting outside the house*
  • Emma, flying down the steps: KILLIAN
  • Emma: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR 4 HOURS I MISSED YOU
  • Emma: I'm making melty yummy popcorn COME INSIDE
  • Emma: did I mention I LOVE you!!!!! and we have pOPCORN!!
  • Killian: *angst*
  • *the next day*
  • Killian: *wakes up at the crack of dawn to get an early start on angsting*
  • Emma: *wakes up*
  • Emma: I'm all alone :O
  • Emma: *gasp* Killian's so cute he's probably getting the puppy today
  • Emma: I miss him
  • Emma: look at his cute little sea chest
  • Emma: I wonder if it's locked
  • Emma: IT'S NOT LOCKED!?
  • Emma: what's even in here? He's never...wait, what? omg. OMG. OMFG.
  • Emma: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Emma: I can't look at it. I can't. I can't.
  • Emma, an hour later: *spinning around her room with her ring on*
  • Emma: MRS EMMA SWAN
  • Emma: MRS EMMA JONES?
  • Emma: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Emma: when is he gonna be HOME
  • Killian: *getting drunk, drowning in angst*
  • *way too many hours later, the door opens*
  • Killian: Emma? You home-
  • Emma: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • Emma: *flies down the stairs at 99mph*
  • Emma: MY FAVOURITE PERSON AND FUTURE HUSBAND HAS ARRIVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • Emma: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WILL KISS YOUR FACE AND YOUR SCRUFF WHEN WERE YOU GUNNA GIVE ME THIS RING I'VE BEEN WEARING FOR THE PAST 12 HOURS WHILE YOU WERE TRYING TO PICK OUT THE RIGHT PUPPY???
  • Emma: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
  • Emma: so that I can finally marry the most wonderful person in the entIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Killian: .....*angst*
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バイバイ YESTERDAYAnsatsu Kyoushitsu S2 OP2

I commissioned a modern Tarzan and Jane from the incredibly talented @punziella and here’s the final result!! I couldn’t be happier with it, it’s absolutely perfect and I just love it so so much I can’t stop staring at it, thank you so much Pauline!!

i.
You told me you liked it when I cried, because the tears of an angel are sweeter than the sulfur that’s stuck in the back of your throat.
ii.
We accept the love we think we deserve. We can’t change those who don’t want to be changed. But I wanted to be his saving grace. I wanted to replace the cocaine and be the new reason his heart started to race. I wanted him to punch me in the face with a fist full of love. I wanted to watch the bruises turn into flowers across my brown skin.
iii.
Now I sit and count how many days I can go without speaking to him again.
iv .
1, 2, 3, 4…dammit.
v.
Is this the life of an addict?
vi.
I’m so afraid of ruining my art that I never take the chance to do something with my art. I’m so afraid of losing that I’d rather never feel the glory of winning. But if I never succeed, was I ever good enough to begin with?
vii.
The entries are never as long anymore. I wonder if it’s because I’m busy or because I’ve finally gotten over the ache in my chest. My mind feels foreign to me now that it’s no longer ruled by thoughts of you. It’s like my consciousness doesn’t even feel real anymore. It’s like I’m floating.
viii.
My screen lit up.
You called.
I put my head out the window of my friend’s car.
I screamed until my throat ached.
I screamed until my heart burst.
I screamed until I felt release.
My screen went black.
Release.
ix.
Wow, what a miracle.
x.
Look, the sad girl learned how to smile.
—  SUBURBAN DIARY PT. 4 // k.m.
SlytherPuff friendships
  • Slytherins not killing spiders because ew they don’t want to touch it
  • Puffs calmly smacking the thing dead with their BARE HANDS on SIGHT
  • Puffs smirking and waving the dead spider on their hand in Slytherin’s face
  • “get that thING AWAY FROM ME”
  • “omg there’s nothing to be afraid-” the spider drops off their hand and into Slytherin’s lap
  • “i’m going to murder you”
  • “you love me too much to do that”
  • “wanna bet?”
  • Puffs complaining about Slytherin’s never letting them choose which show to binge watch
  • “but whyyyyyyy?”
  • “because i have better taste”
  • “WE LIKE THE SAME SHOWS”
  • “yeah but i wanna watch this one”
  • Puffs being the best hosts and offering their fridge, their blankets, their first children to make Slytherin feel comfy
  • and Slytherin loves every second of it
  • “by the way your favorite ice cream is in the fridge”
  • “see this is why i made you my friend”
  • Slytherin IMMEDIATELY becoming overly protective of sad Puff
  • “i-i just want-”
  • “revenge? to see them murdered? because you say the word and i will make this happen”
  • “….a hug??????? i wanT A HUG???”
  • “oh.” 
  • Slytherins fucking love Puff hugs
  • because they’re better at hugging, those soft cuddling plush badgers
  • Puffs giving the best gifts Slytherins have never even heard of
  • Slytherins give the best gifts that Puffs mention THAT ONE TIME 18 MONTHS AGO
  • so many hilarious arguments
  • Puffs being understanding when Slytherins put their guards up
  • Slytherins seeing much more beyond a Puff’s kind exterior
  • a mutual understanding of being summed up into a much smaller version of who they are
  • which allows them to see each other more clearly than other houses might
  • BEST FUCKING FRIENDSHIP
boyfriend!jimin
  • the fluffiest boyfriend to ever exist
  • so loving, kind and generous when it comes to you
  • makes sure you’re always happy + healthy
  • you doing the same for him, bringing him food all the time and making sure he eats it
  • you probably have to fight taehyung for him
  • taehyung is like the third person in your relationship
  • omg like that post ‘this is my bf jimin and his bf taehyung’
  • kisses all over your face every morning
  • HAND HOLDING
  • you’re always poking at his cheeks
  • telling him how cute he is
  • you don’t fight often at all
  • but when you do it’s usually over something pretty bad and lasts a few days
  • you’re the first one to break bc jimin is terrifying when he’s angry
  • lots of make-up sex though
  • sex would v often
  • it doesn’t matter where you are, he’ll have you against any available surface
  • the boys complain abt how loud the two of you are
  • jimin’s smile is even brighter when you’re around 
  • he promises he’ll marry you one day

Originally posted by kookielife

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low quality selfies, high quality pup

person: omg! what’s wrong?? why are you crying?? are you okay?

me: [sobbing uncontrollably] i-i just, love Lance s-so much,,, [sob]

person: [pats me on the shoulder] there there…

me: [sob] he jumped in front of a b-b-bomb to save Coran,,,,

person: [sniffles and wipes tear from their face as they get choked up] i-i know…

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random phone screencaps of Lin in Do No Harm because I love this character a lot and he deserved so much better

He’d rather wear flowers in his hair than diamonds around his neck. (✿◠‿◠)

“Although he’ll tell you it took years for him to get his chops back, I loved the way John was playing when he didn’t have the technical capacity to do everything. He toned down and developed an incredible minimalist style. Every day he came up with something spectacular. I had a notebook filled with lyrics that I was dying to turn into songs, so besides the rehearsals, I’d go hang out with John at his apartment in Silver Lake. In typical John fashion, there was no furniture at all, just records and a turn table and a bed and a blender. He was going through a smoothie phase, so there were smoothie materials on the walls and the refrigerator and the stove. It was like Jackson Pollock lived there. We’d sit and smoke and smoke and work. It was incredible to once again have one of the great musicians of our time so telepathically connected to me. He’d play me a complicated, weird instrumental piece of music that he had stayed up all night recording, and I’d be like “Oh yeah, I know exactly what I’m supposed to do with that.” John seemed truly humbled by life. He had been beaten down, and I think the clouds had lifted, and he saw what he had been through and felt like “Holy fuck. I can’t believe I’m alive. I’m not going to blow it this time.” He hadn’t been back long enough for people to tell him how wonderful he was. It’s always nice to be around someone who’s that talented and that excited about life and music, and whose ego hasn’t been inflated by other people yet.”

~ Anthony Kiedis (Welcome to Californication, Scar Tissue)

For Mercutio, by contrast, words are fantastic trifles in a world fit only for satire, sexual teasing, and make-believe.  He is a young man in love with masks; indeed as he readies himself for the masked ball, he seems to regard his own face as a mask.
—  Stephen Greenblatt