omg i want to punch you

Some asks

AC/DC - What are your favorite bands?

Aerosmith - What are your favorite songs?

Aretha Franklin - Do you have a favorite jazz song?

Alice Cooper - What is your favorite type of music?

Beach Boys - Have you ever been in a concert?

Black Sabbath - A song that motivates you?

Bob Dylan - Do you know how to play any musical instrument?

Bon Jovi - Your favorite song about love?

The Beatles - Latest song that made you smile?

David Bowie - A song that makes you feel happy?

Eric Clapton - Have you ever been in love with a rock artist?

Creedence Clearwater Revival - What is your favorite instrument?

Deep Purple - Do you prefer bassists or drummers?

The Doors - What is your favorite lyric?

Fleetwood Mac - Female or Male vocalists?

The Grateful Dead - What song are you listening right now?

Guns n’ Roses - What song describes your emotions right now?

Heart - Do you know a song that you want at your wedding? 

Iron Maiden - Do you frequently listen to your songs on shuffle? 

Jimi Hendrix - A song that represents “your aesthetic”

Joan Jett - Who do you think when you listen to your favorite love song?

Janis Joplin - What is your favorite 70s song?

Journey - Do you have any famous crushes? 

The Kinks - What is the last single you downloaded? 

Kiss - What is the perfect song to describe your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? 

Led Zeppelin - Do you like loud guitar solos?

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Do you like instrumental songs? 

Metallica - A song that you think everybody should listen to?

Nirvana - A song that breaks your heart? 

Pink Floyd - Name your top three songs in any language.

Pearl Jam - A song to drive to? 

Queen - A song to dance to?

Bruce Springsteen - A song that you would sing in a karaoke?

The Rolling Stones - Your favorite album?

U2 - A artist/band you’re proud of?

Van Halen - Favorite guitarist?

The Who - Favorite bassist? 

Yes - Favorite drummer?

Dusty Springfield - Do you have a favorite soul song? 

The Supremes - Your favorite girlband? 

Simon and Garfunkel - Your favorite acoustic song?

Derek & The Dominos - Do you prefer a cover more than the original song?

The Mamas and The Papas - What’s the song that have a harmony so good that makes you want to punch something?

Santana - Your favorite artist hairstyle?

Ramones - Do you like punk music?

The Temptations - A song that you liked when you were younger?

Cream - A song that you associate with summer?

The Band - A song that you never get tired of?

Steve Miller Band - A song that need to be played out loud?

Sonny & Cher - A song by an artist with a voice that you love?

Wings - A song that makes you remind of yourself?

[muffled ‘dream weaver’ playing in the background]

Harry Styles looks obnoxious chewing gum: A masterpost

I mean, the disrespect is real

You don’t know if you want to slap him or punch him in the nuts

Look at frat boy central here

This is so infuriating

Slap Slap SLAP

Isn’t this the beginning of every respectable Hate to Love Uni Au? I think it is.

WAIT. There’s a soft spot here. Why do I feel like I want to hug him now? You big softie.

Why?????

OMG??

Like can you NOT??

THIS IS  COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY LIKE

I’m dead Bii bip biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip flatlined

“Hey, are you free Wednesday afternoon?” Chowder asks.

Dex checks his phone. “Yeah, man. Project time?”

“Sure thing.” Chowder enters it in his calendar. “Should I text Chad?”

Dex shrugs. “Can’t believe we have to work with a lax bro.” He imitates their professor’s voice. “Good, good. A team of athletes. No trouble scheduling.”

“Except our practices are all mornings,” Chowder says, and groans. “What is it with Bitty and Soviet morning calisthenics?”

Dex shrugs. “Don’t let him hear you say that.”

Chowder shudders. Then he nudges him. “So,” he says. “I’m not gonna pry. But–okay, stop me if I’m going too far.” Dex looks curious but not alarmed. “So I go down to start my laundry in the basement, and you were down there fixing the dryer, and so was Nursey, yeah?” Now Dex looks alarmed. “And I went back up the stairs as soon as I figured out you guys were busy.” Chowder puts giant air quotes around ‘busy.’

“Thanks,” Dex says.

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“Hey Sammy!” Dean’s boots were heavy on the staircase. “Just gotta, uhh, grab somethin’,” he said, rushing towards the hallway that led to his room. “This is Y/N by the way,” he said over his shoulder. 

Sam looked up at the sound of your footsteps at the bottom of the stairs.

“Hi,” you said, stopping dead in your tracks. You expected Dean to have a good looking brother but wow… Sam was tall and handsome, and there was something kind and warm about his eyes.

Sam could feel himself gaping at you. He cleared his throat awkwardly. “Uhh… Hey.” There was a long silence where both of you searched for something to say. Sam was coming up empty, and just trying not to be obvious about staring at you.

“So, this is the bat cave, huh?” You looked around, rocking a little nervously on your feet. “Nice.”

He managed an awkward laugh, running a hand through his long hair. “Yeah. Yeah… it’s someplace to crash,” he said with a smile.

You felt a peculiar fluttering in your stomach as you looked at him and were able to return the smile. Just when you were searching for something else to say Dean came bustling back out.

“Alright. Let’s roll,” he said.

You held your hand out. “Cough it up, Winchester,” you said.

Dean begrudgingly dropped 50 dollars in your outstretched hand and you grinned a pleased smile at him. “Thank you!” You pocketed it. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before betting against me.” You flashed another smile at Sam and he nearly staggered back from the spark in your eyes. “Nice to meet you finally, Sam.”

“Yeah! Yeah…” He trailed off as you strode out. “You too…”

“See you later, Sammy. We’re going back to the bar to play some more pool.”

“Dean! Wait.” Sam lowered his voice as his brother approached. “That’s your pool buddy?”

Dean nodded. “Yeah.”

Sam squinted at him. “Uh huh… And, uhh,” he cleared his throat. “You two–”

Dean raised his eyebrows at Sam. “What?”

Sam looked extremely uncomfortable. “Well… you know… you two are–?”

Dean smirked at his brother. “Are what, Sammy? Spit it out.”

Sam glared at him. “You… You know what–Dean,” he said.

Dean chuckled and finally decided to put Sam out of his misery. “We’re not doin’ the deed, so batter up, cowboy!” He wiggled his eyebrows at his brother and punched him in the arm.

“Are you coming or what? Those assholes aren’t going to hustle themselves!” you called down from the stairs.

“Coming!” Dean called, and with a final wink at Sam, both you and he disappeared through the heavy from door.

anonymous asked:

Omg omg omg can we have a quick short chapter with Silver helping Chase with his super suit and hero name????

(I didn’t want to include it in the actual story because it reached such a good place to end, but YES I’LL WRITE A QUICK SHORT! Thank you for asking, by the way!!)

Silver clasps his hands together gleefully. “My time has come!” He punches a big red button and several super hero suits descend from the ceiling on mannequins (good thing Mark isn’t around for this). “I may or may not design suits as a hobby. But go ahead and take your pick!” Silver gestures towards the suits and Chase’s jaw drops.

“There’s so many!” He wanders through the choices until he finds one that is completely red with a blue mask. “Dude.”

Silver hops over. “This one is simplistic but stylish. You like red?”

Chase nods, mouth still agape.

Silver makes a face and shrugs. “Huh, would’ve thought you’d prefer green…”

“Well, green is sorta Jack’s color. Red, red is more my style!” Chase points towards the mannequin. “Can I just take it?” Silver nods, and the new hero snatches up the suit lightning fast.

“Changing room is back there,” Silver says, gesturing towards the back of his floor as Chase races off, changes in seconds, and races back. Silver claps. “Nice job! Now, you need a name!”

“Jackieboy,” Wilford offers, still standing in the doorway. He’s always the best at naming things.

Chase makes a face. “I guess Spider-Man is already taken, huh?” Then his face lights up as he shouts, “I know, I know! I’ll be Jackieboy Man!” Chase strikes a pose, looking very majestic.

Silver covers his mouth with one hand and uses the other to brush away a fake tear. “It’s perfect! I’m so proud!”

Should you fight Topp Dogg?

A/N: I’ve seen this done a lot and I don’t think a toppdogg version was made lol I just thought it was super funny. Definitely not my idea, so credit is due to whoever came up with this hilarious concept 🙃

 P-Goon: yes!! Fight his tiny ass!! Why he always taking off his shirt? Why he always MCing when there’s no need for an MC? So obnoxious oml please knock his ass out. serious “Leader” my butt smfh 

 Hojoon: idk tbh he’s kinda sus…he seems all quite and innocent but when the camera are off he’s a real Scorpio™. He was born on Halloween so I bet he’s freaky. I’d fight him for always looking better than me. Don’t hurt him too bad bc Sangdo will probably scold you like a mom 

 Sangdo: no? Wtf? Are you an animal? Why would you want to hurt this Pisces baby :( if you do then Hojoon is probably already planning your murder 

 Nakta: I wouldn’t mess with him tbh he’s really tall and could beat my ass any day…but yeah he steals everybody’s food so fight him for that. Just throw a couple punches and run away quickly and pray he doesn’t catch up to you

 Yano: no omg he’d probably start crying and think about all the things he’s done wrong in the past :( he looks mean but trust me he’s a squishy panda maknae on the inside and everything affects him aw poor baby 

 A-Tom: the second maknae aka the second in line for the throne in hell. So arrogant and selfish, please fight him. You’ll probably end up apologizing afterwards just because he’s so pretty. Might laugh at you while you’re throwing your punches. Might hit you back rly hard and knock you out…take your chances

 B-Joo: yes jfc I’ll literally pay you to fight this punk. Stop saying WOOWWW all the mf time you lil shit. It’s adorable, but I think we all know he’s on the verge of insanity. Also don’t hurt this one too bad bc Hansol will probably murder you in your sleep

 Xero: tbh? Yes. Although he might not even get what you’re doing and end up giggling. So dumb. But pls don’t break his nose or ruin his face. Aesthetic prince, so you should beat him up for always acting cool and pretty and better than you

 Hansol: idk man he’s difficult bc he’s so bipolar. He might cry before you even touch him, other times he might try to choke you with his dirty underwear. Bring backup just in case tho. B-Joo will probably be watching on the side, giggling and stuffing his face with popcorn 

 This was so fun to make lol if you want another group, let me know 😇

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psicygni  asked:

I want to hear all of your thoughts and then some! I'm so excited that you saw it and also loved it!

Okay okay I’m gonna try to organize my thoughts somewhat. Spoilers ahoy!

  • I started crying almost immediately, when bb!Diana was watching the women fighting and mimicking them. Imagine growing up with those women as your role models. IMAGINE.
  • Robin Wright is such a badass omg. I want her to punch me in the face. 
  • The expression on Diana’s face whenever Steve talked about war and death was heartbreaking. You could really tell how she felt for humanity and how she couldn’t stand the idea of people hurting. She’s SOOOO GOOD.
  • A M A Z O N P O O L S. Although tbh the thing I loved about that scene is that it isn’t what I was expecting. Steve was more sheepish than I thought he would be, and it was incredibly endearing.
  • I loved the supporting cast way more than I expected to. Sameer, Charlie, and The Chief stole my heart. And I love how the narrative used each of them to teach Diana a little more about humanity, including the dark sides of it.
  • Diana’s reactions to simple things like babies and ice cream made me want to cry.
  • All the big action sequences were AMAZEBALLS. I loved the use of the lasso especially. And gah, it’s just amazing to see a lady kicking ass. Always.
  • THE SCENE WHERE THE FOUR GUYS USED THE PIECE OF TANK TO CATAPULT DIANA INTO THE WATCH TOWER, BE STILL MY HEART.
  • Diana and Steve dancing in the snow, oh my God. Look, I’m not even that romantic a person, but that melted my heart. 
  • AND. AND. When he takes her up to her room for the night and they share that long look? Where it’s clear Steve doesn’t know whether to stay or go? And you can see in Diana’s eyes that she wants him to stay? S L A Y E D M E.
  • I’ll be honest–I didn’t find either of the villains particularly compelling, but it didn’t really take away from the movie for me. They served their purpose. What I did like was that Ares was more there to make Diana struggle with herself. The lesson that humanity isn’t perfect but still is worth saving is just…ugh. Exactly the kind of hope we need right now.
  • STEEEEEVVVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Where’s my fix-it fic? I need it. I need it now.
  • No but seriously, the smile on his face right there at the end. WHAT A GOOD, NOBLE HERO. I love that he wasn’t the standard misanthropic lone wolf guy who doesn’t really think it’s worth trying to save people. He had those moments of cynicism, but ultimately he wanted to do the right thing, and that was so refreshing.
  • And I love how well Diana and Steve fit together. I love that she always stood up to him when she thought he was wrong, and I love how he put more and more of his faith in her over the course of the movie. I love that there was so much give and take between them. I just…love them. I love them both. ♥‿♥
  • WONDER WOMAN KICKS ASS, SHE IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER SUPERHERO COMBINED, THE END, GOODBYE
Things I love in American Gods (up to episode 3)

(SPOILERS AHEAD OBV)


I had to make a list, there’s already so much:

- Shadow’s face every time something weird happens

- honestly his expressions are just killing me

- super colourful opening hell yeah I’m in love

- the whole casting is spot on??

- direct quotes from the book

- Neil Gaiman having threatened to jump in from of a bus if they put a blowjob scene with Shadow in front of Laura’s grave

- super pretty blood (it looks really familiar….)

- half the cast of Hannibal is back for the ride

- holy shit the Anansi speech pulled no punches

- also that spider is super pretty and Anansi totally stole Hannibal’s suit

- Yggdrasil is looking damn fine

- those flashbacks of Coming to America

- Wednesday “why would I want to talk to people”

- The three Zorya sisters

- “I read your fortune. You want me, my sisters are garbage” XD

- THE JINN AND SALIM. That whole pairing had me in tears, it was so beautiful. I can die happy knowing this was adapted so well. AND THEY’RE COMING BACK omg thank you brian fuller

- also, making that scene even gayer than it was 

- the music is amazing??

- “Yes I like marshmallows”

- Fifty shades of Jesus

- the eldest Zora sister drinking vodka straight from the bottle while the other slinks away with her romance novels gives me life

- the smugness you feel when you’ve read the books and catch the references

jxmes-b-bxrnes-deactivated20170  asked:

May I request a prompt? It's a bit angsty, it's where The Winter Soldier, Captain America and the reader are in a life-threatening situation and only two of them could make it out alive, the reader devises a plan, which requires her to stay behind and get killed. The they both get out safely thinking the reader is safe too until they look back and realize that it's too late...Thank you very much for taking your time, if you can't do it, I absolutely understand:)

Pairing: Bucky x Reader | Steve x Reader
Fandom: MCU
Warnings: death and no happy ending (I hate myself for this lol)

A/N: omg girl, you really know how to make someone cry, lol. anyways, this prompt is amazing, gave me a LOT of feels and I made it super angsty (I really hope that’s what you wanted haha.) 

                                                        *****

“You know,” Punch. “When you told me you’d take me out,” Punch. “I was either hoping for dinner,” Kick. “Or a threesome.”

You turned around to the two men behind you who had a pile of men lying around them and grinned.

“Oh come on, (Y/N). You love this,” Cap answered, throwing his shield to hit the last man entering the room, before collecting it again.

“Maybe. But a threesome? That would’ve been a lot more appreciated today.”

Both men looked at each other, laughed and then followed you to the transmission room of the Hydra base.

You instantly saw it.

And that’s when your previous happy mood disappeared in a matter of seconds.

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170615 - BaekBama

Today’s bias is Baekhyun!

He’s got a photoshoot to finish, but then he’s all yours.

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

Oh wait, Chanyeol has a question for him.

Chanyeol: “Baekhyun… what is this?”

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Baekhyun: “Oh.. hehe, umm, that’s probably a joke.  It’s just photoshop, I didn’t do it.”

Originally posted by acciobaek

Chanyeol: “Oh… I see.  Well, have you ever met Obama?”

Originally posted by pmkubra

Baekhyun: “…No.”

Originally posted by katherine8595

Chanyeol: “THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS VIDEO?!”

Originally posted by oldc0dexo

Baekhyun: “…I hoped you’d never see that.”

Chanyeol: “I do use the internet, Baekhyun.  Do you want to explain?”

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Baekhyun: “…No.”

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Chanyeol: “I guess we have nothing else to talk about then.”

Originally posted by halungkat

Baekhyun: “…I was going to be the bias today, but I want to make this up to you.”

Originally posted by yupxiao

Chanyeol: (pretends to think about it) “… … …Okay.”  (omg omg omg omg omg omg I luv him)

Originally posted by luhanki

Chanyeol: “Whenever I see him, Imma punch him in the face!  I don’t care if he was the president!”

Baekhyun: “…Please don’t, you’ll die.”

Originally posted by luedeer

Chanyeol: “WHY?!!  YOU THINK HE’S STRONGER THAN ME?!?”

Originally posted by chanhyun

Baekhyun: “Because he has security… with guns.”

Originally posted by baekthecorgi

Chanyeol: “Oh.  …I’d take my chances for you, Baek.”

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

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teamstopfightingassholes  asked:

Omg I saw the post about ancient myths and legends being role playing games and all I can think is Zeus's player was the kind of player that rolls to seduce everything

if you imagine every mythological figure as someone’s OC you can immediately picture in your mind the person who made them because people never change and there will always be one guy who wants to fuck everything and one guy who wants to punch everything and a whole spectrum in between

Things I loved in Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle (WARNING: spoilers)

These are the positive and happy moments I liked in TOA. There are spoilers but it does not include a lot of major and important plot. DONT EVEN LIE THESE WERE GREAT MOMENTS OKA Y?!

  • the pathetically posh way that Apollo speaks 
  • Meg joining the ranks of badass women in the series 
  • Meg’s kindergardener outfit 
  • “Pegasi who fly gallop on Toyotas. Normal horses who can not fly do not gallop on Toyotas." 
  • SALLY JACKSON IS PREGNANT OMG GUYS PERCY IS GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHEr!!!!!!!!!! 
  • Sally Jackson finally getting the description/appreciation she fucking deserves (and from an ex-god) like Apollo describing why Sally Jackson was perfect and saying she had the ability to "connect spiritually with a God as an EQUAL”  I mean he said Apollo actually calling Sally Jackson mortal rival of Circe (in the most complimenting way possible) Apollo straight FANGIRLING over Sally Jackson honestly Sally Jackson for the win 
  • did I mention Sally Jackson was fuCKING PREGNANT!!???!? 
  • “Perhaps the teenage angst had permeated the clothes, because I felt more like a sulky high schooler than ever.” …same… 
  • Apollo explaining time Percy’s promise to Annabeth is not to pass school but to not die while she’s on a trip (demigod struggles) 
  • PERCY AS A BABYSITTER 
  • Percy “I blow up toilets” Jackson
  • Percy’s “old demigod mischief twinkled in his eyes”  
  • Get Meg Cows 2016 
  • Percy being Meg’s big demigod brother like that dynamic is adorable 
  • “Because Poseidon." 
  • I just love Apollo’s moments where he explains things like time and the Black Plague I thought those were hilarious
  • "Whah jus happened?” (congested Percy) 
  • Peaches 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Poseidon vs Apollo in hand to hand combat 
  • Apollo referring to Athena as “Old Gray Eyes" 
  • Apollo going insane (scary but actually kind of funny) 
  • Will reminding Apollo of his mother anD WILL BEING OLDER THAN HIS OWN DAD 
  • Meg being a scary ass tornado of pain (in the cutest way possible) 
  • Apollo and the Apollo kids 
  • the idea that half the medical schools in the world are inhabited by Apollos descendants along with like the entire Rock and Roll Hall of Fame like guys these demigods are awesome
  • please 
  • a moment of silence 
  • for my dearest Solangelo 
  • becoming canon 
  • we did it guys 
  • I love you all 
  • Chiron :) 
  • Nico calling Will a dork 
  • APOLLO CONFIRMING THAT HE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GENDER AND CONFIRMING THAT THE GODS DONT EITHER GUYS THIS IS GREAT WE HAVE BISEXUAL GODS Apollo speaks of 2 of his loves and we assume it’s 2 girls when in reality it’s a boy and a girl and I am so happy 
  • Chiron and his fishnet lady legs 
  • the new Hermes pranking duo being girls 
  • Apollo calling Solangelo cute 
  • Nico “I have a doctor’s” note Di Angelo
  • the minor gods having repped kids 
  • Nico wanting to kill Leo
  • APOLLO FAMILY 
  • Paolo ranting in Portugese 
  • Nico getting jealous!!? 
  • "She’s a communist!" 
  • I CALLED CABIN 4 HAVING ITS MOMENT IN THIS BOOK I CALLED IT I CALLED IT I CALLED IT I CALLED IT I CALLED IT I CALLED IT 
  • Apollo reveling in things like a toothbrush and deodorant and bacon
  • "Bacon is good" 
  • Apollo said he changes gender sometimes guys the gods are not only bi/pan they are gender fluid this is awesome 
  • Chiara ranting in Italian 
  • everyone loosing their shit and sanity when Apollo plays the guitar and Austin and Apollo connecting through music (honestly this Apollo family is going to be the death of me
  • Damien and Charia brotp 
  • Damien taking revenge on a guitar in the name of Apollo 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Athena hanging out with athletic African nymphs 
  • KAYLA HAS TWO FREAKING DADS GUYS FUCK YEAH 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Hephestus and Apollo having to wrestle the god Hypnos back to bed after he sleepwalked into ArtEMIS’S PRIVATE CHAMBERS 
  • Harley not giving a shit about anyone except Leo gUYS LEO IS A BIG BROTHER TO SOMEONE HERE HE HAS A LITTLE BOY WHO LOVES HIM AND APPRECIATES HIM ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR HIM AAAAAAEWWE THERE GOES MY HEART 
  • WHO MADE THE POST ABOUT THE DIFFERENT GODS AND BELIEFS TAKING TURNS TO DO SIMILAR JOBS BECAUSE APOLLO JUST CONFIRMED THAT 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Persephone attacking pork ribs 
  • Artemis the womb hog and Apollo missing Artemis (they have to have a moment in this series please the overall idea of FAMILY in this book just warms my heart)
  • "Do not end up in Peru." 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Apollo saying that Typhon raging the earth or the rise of Gaea was just as scary as accidentally seeing Ares naked in the gym 
  • Apollo getting protective over his children (and calling them his friends) 
  • Apollo comforting Harley 
  • “Romans gonna hate.” 
  • “Wait. I’m mortal. Murder would kill me. Nevermind.”
  • “I’m not a tree priest.” 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Apollo and Artemis acting like brother and sister for real (kick me signs on Apollo’s back) 
  • murdurous ukulele 
  • Apollo thinking Hephestus made it when it was actually Harley 
  • Apollo getting protective over Meg 
  • Apollo calling Paolo handsome 
  • Meg being a boss 
  • hippie Rhea. Mother Earth is a massive hippie. Rhea in Woodstock guys
  • Rhea’s laugh sounding like a piglet with asthma 
  • "They have no chill whatsoever." 
  • I’m pretty sure Rhea is basically high for all of this 
  • Solangelo supporting each other 
  • Apollo’s song of all his flaws which was probably one of the most beautiful and heartbreaking forms of character development I have ever seen in my life omg I mean it was just all of his pride just being shattered and him coming to terms with what a messed up being he is I mean that is when he truly became human
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Hera yelling at Apollo for leaving the seat up 
  • Apollo rapping to serenade an ant queen and the ant queen approves 
  • soccer mom queen ant 
  • Nico and Will on a canoe ride together (sadly to be interrupted by a giant naked statue) 
  • Malcolm the "I-forgot-my-pants-here’s-my-bright-red-underwear” perfect battlefield commander 
  • Apollo’s greatest insult = “YOU’RE UGLY!" 
  • "I have a doctor’s note.” (we get it Nico…) 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Hades being a little shit and scaring Apollo when he used an arrow of death 
  • Will: Nico’s going to pass out. Nico: nO IM NOT *passes out* 
  • Will referring to Nico as the Lord of Darkness 
  • Ms. O'Leary taking a piss on the Colossus head (and Percy’s reaction) 
  • Bronze Butt 
  • talking arrows
  • Percy: We need you. You can do this. Also Percy: Besides, if you don’t, I will personally throw you off the Empire State Building 
  • Percy and his never ending stream of insults and curses as he fights
  • Damien and Chiara…I ship them? (I’m officially calling it Damiara) 
  • Will snores 
  • Percy knows that if he’s gonna die it’s only gonna be at the hands of Annabeth and no one else
  • LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • the demigods lining up to punch Leo one by one (Damian punching Leo just for the fuck of it)
  • Leo and Harley omg eternal love for the Hephestus brothers (and yes Nyssa can’t forget about the big sis)
  • Nyssa ranting in Spanish 
  • Leo and Percy high fiving as they remember the good old days sarcastic bros reunite #hoothrowback
  • Chiron wants to give you a hugSUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER THATS WHAT YOU GET rip Leo (again)
  • CALYPSOS GONNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE 
  • A P O L L O   F A M I L Y 
  • Live fully and without fear. ~Calypso
Funny Boruto Complaints

1.OMG NARUTO is god why didn’t he destroy the nue and Kakashi is a former Hokage wtf! BUT THEY FOUGHT MADARA!!(drooling)

-Me: 13 episodes in and you idiots still don’t get that this show is called BORUTO. There’s a whole opening sequence with little kids and a big ass title that reads BORUTO. I know Naruto and the others are in the show and thats just dandy but they can’t god mode every situation so, maybe you should go back to watching Shippuden? Or watch one punch, fights that are easy seem to get people happy. 

2. OMG SUMIRE said she wants revenge! Omg she’s copying Sasuke!

-Me: I never knew revenge was reserved for one character or one person. I didn’t know that daughters couldn’t try to avenge their fathers. That’s a total Sasuke thing to do and nobody else deserves to feel like they have a need for revenge. -_- stfu please. You’re just complaining for fun. 

3. OMG why didn’t Boruto let Mitsuki kill Sumire. 

-Me: Hey guys not only does Boruto sound like Naruto. IF you were a fan of Naruto you would know they have similar personalities. I’m pretty sure neither protagonist would allow their friends to die. Yeah we get you’re just itching for a darker turn of events but maybe you’ve just been watching the wrong Anime. Go watch Akame-ga-kill. 

4. WHY IS KAKASHI’S LIGHTENING PURPLE WTF!

-Me: How about you go crack open some Gaiden and read up on that and watch the war episodes in Shipuden. 

The comparisons and the insults are so stupid, you’re just looking for a reason to badmouth the show and guess what there are 13 episodes and another one on Wednesday so just sit back and keep complaining.  We loving the shade and the salt. 

anonymous asked:

Omg FINALLY some insight in Levi and Mike's relationship! I think they probably weren't super close but had an odd kind of friendship... What do you think about their relationship?

Isn’t it great? This is probably one of the best things we’ve gotten for Mike, if only because it doesn’t play up the “you only lose if you stop fighting” thing he says in the manga. (I borderline wanted to punch that other smartpass thing for reusing that line, especially in a scene that takes place right before he uses it in the canon. It was overkill and kind of had the effect of making Mike seem like he was only ever good for saying one thing and was in all other respects meaningless.)

I liked a lot of things about this little smartpass story:

  1. Mike being described as reticent… Yes, absolutely. I’ve always felt that this was a big part of his character.
  2. Mike thinking he’s not good with words. This is lovely though I’m having a hard time explaining why. I really enjoy the quieter/shy interpretation of Mike’s character so seeing this bit where he doesn’t have an especially high opinion of himself is nice. I wouldn’t even say Mike’s humble: I just think he’s really in tune with himself and has accepted his shortcomings. However, because his words manage to inspire Nanaba later, it’s possible he’s just convinced he’s not good with words and isn’t truthfully all that bad with them.
  3. Mike going out of his way to try and help Levi–someone he has no reason to trust was wonderfully unexpected and nice to see. I always thought he was considerate toward his closer friends and peers, but it’s great to know that’s just part of his nature. Aaah!
  4. Mike clamming up when he doesn’t get a favorable response to speaking with/to someone. IMO this is a point in favor of Mike being good at reading people/body language. He doesn’t usually push people to interact with him if they don’t care to…and backs off when it seems he’s not wanted.
  5. This is a huge one and I want to give it the attention it deserves, so forgive me in advance, but: Mike’s awkwardness at explaining his exceptional olfactory sense was probably one of my favorite parts of this story. Apparently sometimes he is bad with words. It was too easy to picture Mike just kind of awkwardly admitting: “I smell things good” and I LOVE IT. But more than that I love what all of it means. His hesitation in admitting how good he is at “smelling” gives us a lot to think about! The narrative tells us that most people assume his sense of smell is limited to just sniffing out titans, which is not at all the case. So here we have a guy who has an incredible sense of smell, points out things he notices via that sense of smell, and then gets awkward at admitting how he noticed said thing. It makes sense, though: he’s always had his sense of smell so to him it’s normal. It’s probably easy to forget sometimes that nobody else can smell the things he does. Anyway, this particular bit of information could connect some dots between “being bad with words” and “being embarrassed at talking too much” (from the shelter from the rain story with Gelgar). I’ve always headcanoned a bit of a rough childhood for Mike based just on his weird talent, but this makes it seem more likely that he probably opened his big mouth as a kid–just making harmless observations!–and was ostracized by his peers and/or treated poorly for it. It’s one thing for people to know you’re good at smelling titans coming at you when it’s a useful talent in the military and can save lives. Telling people your sense of smell tells you intimate information about them is almost an entirely different thing. It probably just creeps people out. :/ Poor Mike just can’t win completely. 
  6. The above also lends a lot of interesting scope to Mike sniffing Eren at their introduction: most people think his skill is sniffing out titans. So forget the interview answer that said Mike wants to be alpha (/dumps that crap in the trash tbh): Mike’s pleased to not smell any titany titan smell on Eren. AAAA.
  7. I don’t like the idea of Mike being used for his skill overmuch but the way the narrative frames it as Levi kind of relying on him is so good. Mike likes to feel useful, I think, so this is a way he can help his peers without them even really knowing about it. (Pick the best stuff out, Mike!)
  8. Lighthearted conversation!!
  9. Nanaba feeling comfortable enough around Levi and Mike to interrupt their conversation with a thought of hers that is only tangentially related to the topic at hand.
  10. Mike thinking about what she says and picturing it and L A U G H I N G THROUGH HIS N O S E
  11. Nanaba just hanging around Mike all the time. I’ll never get enough of this. EVER. Never ever. I subsist on it.

There may be more but man I feel like my meta senses went haywire the second I read it. 

Anyway I realized I didn’t even answer your question. Mike and Levi seem to have a friendly/comfortable relationship. I don’t think they’d call each other friends in the canon, but I’d agree it’s kind of an odd sort of li’l friendship.

A Stony Fanfic

Chapter 1 to 5:

Steve and Tony: MISUNDERSTANDS!!!! EACH OTHER!!!!

Steve and Tony: PiNInG

Chapter 6: 

Steve and Tony: I don’t deserve him I don’t deserve hiS LOVE

Rhodey, Pepper, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Loki, Coulson, Thor, Sam, Peter Parker, T’Challa, Tigra, supervillains, Jan, Luke & Jessica, Sharon, Wolverine, an OC, Fury, their child from the future, J.A.R.V.I.S., actual human Jarvis, Carol, the readers, SteveTonies from other multiverses, random passerby, etc: You guys are idiots  

Steve and Tony: What do you mean tho????

Chapters 8-9:

Steve and Tony: *punching bags in the gym and running to Stark Industries meetings for avoidance*

*OBLIGATORY FLASHBACK SEQUENCE*

Steve and Tony:  *sadness*

Chapter 10: 

Steve and Tony: is HURT!

Steve and Tony: *to each other* I can’t lose you

Steve and Tony: *ACCIDENTAL CONFESSION OF LOVE, DAMNIT!!* 

Readers: gasp

In-fic shipper supporting cast: omg finally, we knew all along *collects share of bet money*

Steve and Tony: you assholes

Epilogue:

Steve and Tony:  I love you so much 

*HURT/COMFORT PORTION*

Readers: yes this was amazing

Readers: I need more of this

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Don’t listen to them, being you is more than enough.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Sterek as parents.. who do you think will be the good cop, and who will be the bad cop? Who will let the kids have cereal for dinner and who will make sure the kids brush their teeth before bed? Who will read the bedtime story? Who will give the kids high five when they punch the other bad kids at school for bullying their siblings? OMG I want Daddy Sterek so bad... - Z

I’d say Derek plays the bad cop more often than Stiles does. He’s the one that shows up at the principal’s office and grounds the kids when they’ve misbehaved. 

Originally posted by expressivedolphin

He’s the one who makes sure they eat their vegetables and brush their teeth. But he’s also the one they run to when they’re scared or if other kids are picking on them, because no-one messes with Derek and his kids.

Stiles, however, lets them eat ice cream for dinner, wear their underwear on their heads, and high fives them for defending their siblings from bullies… before sitting them down for a very serious talk about how violence isn’t the answer and you should never hurt other kids, no matter how much you want to.

And if Stiles gets angry, they know they’re in trouble.


Yes, sterek as parents is my ULTIMATE HEADCANON.

Thank you so much for sending this in and making my day, Z!

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