Request: “I’ve got a somewhat odd request: could I please request something with Jason where their gf is also a vigilante and she’s good at fighting and stuff, but she doesn’t tell him she has asthma for a long time until after they’re in a more intense fight and has to tell him because she has an attack and needs some help? If this is too strange a request, then absolutely no worries, you don’t have to do it 💙” from @just-another-fandomite
Warnings: pew pew pew!! and bodies hitting the floor
A/N: I love this omg. Btw, idk much about asthma so yell at me if I get any of this wrong.
“It’ll be alright, he says, we totally got this, he says.” You said loud enough for Jason to hear as you round house kicked a gangster in the face.
Jason decked another gangster in the head with the butt of his gun, “I heard that, (Y/N)!”
You ducked as a thug tried to hit you with a pipe, “It was meant to be heard!” You stabbed the back of his leg and pushed him to the floor.
You and your boyfriend were in a…predicament of sorts. A gang of drug dealing criminals who worked for Jason, all decided to sign a death wish and sell drugs to children. Jason was and still is furious. So, you being Jason’s amazing vigilante s/o, is helping him with his blood lust.
But of course, these idiots knew Jason would go after them and recruited even lower life scum to try and beat the two of you. When you both arrived in the warehouse, you didn’t know how much work it would be to get rid of these criminals.
“Just knock these bastards out so I can kill them in their sleep!” He growled.
You rolled your eyes and smirked when you saw a hooligan run up the stairs. You used your grappling gun to latch on the railing to pull you up, “You really think I’m going to let you escape?!”
You landed in front of the stairs and kicked his back, jerking him forward. Right when you were just going to kick him in the groin, you lungs tightened, cutting off your oxygen.
No! Not now! You screamed in your head. You gasped for air but nothing entered your lungs.
The thug turned around and smirked, “No way, the amazing (H/N) has asthma? Today is my lucky day.”
Before you could do anything, the criminal pushed you down the stairs. Jason saw what happened and shot the man who pushed you, shooting the rest of the goons as he ran up to your shaking body.
You couldn’t breathe. You felt bruises forming around your body from the stairs which made things worse. Your lungs were begging for your inhaler.
You gasped when Jason turned your body to face him, “Can’t…breathe!”
He was yelling at you but you couldn’t understand a single thing. You started seeing black dots, until finally passing out.
After passing out, Jason quickly brought you over to Bruce for help. Bruce, of course, knew what you were going through and hooked you up to some oxygen.
You woke up around 15 minutes ago on a stretcher in the Batcave with Jason gripping your hand.
He brought you your favorite cereal once he saw you wake up, “Care to explain why the fuck you passed out in my arms last night?” He finally spoke.
You chewed on your cereal and pursed your lips, “Have I ever mentioned that I have asthma?”
Jason slapped his forehead and slid it down his chiseled face, “Now you’re telling me this?” He groaned.
You gave him a sheepish grin, “Sorry?”
He let out a frustrated sigh and kissed your forehead, “You scared the shit outta me.” His whispered, voice full of pain.
You felt a pang in your chest, “I wanted to tell you, really…but if I did you wouldn’t allow me to fight beside you ever again.”
Jason chuckled, “Damn right I’m not!”
“Oh come on!” You cried out. You flinched when he flicked your forehead with his finger, “Just eat your cereal, babe.”
Another angst with a happy ending story, what can I say, love some angst :)))Liked writing this because I got to mention KJ Apa!! (actor from the tv show Riverdale in case anyone didn’t know who he was :) )
“Hey! Can you please write an Auston Matthews imagine of how a famous young actor/singer makes y/n his WCW and Auston gets jealous about it. And he becomes angry because it starts to trend and all his teammates retweet it as a joke. But y/n reassures him that she only want him? Thank you😊 “
Y/Ni is Nickname
——— —— — — is Time lapse
You were out at dinner with your best friend when your phone started buzzing like crazy. The lock screen displayed a number of twitter notifications, which were seemingly growing in number as each second passed, leaving you confused. You had like 100 followers on twitter, half of which were Auston’s team mates and their girlfriends, and you’d never got this many notifications from the app before.
You were normally against checking your phone at a table, you thought it was rude, but your friend was at the toilet and you were curious.
You unlocked your phone and pulled up your twitter, coming face to face with over 1,000 likes and retweets on the picture you had posted a few hours ago. You were shocked and you scrolled through the comments to find the source.
“Omg I can’t believe KJ Apa retweeted this!!”
You were pretty sure your mouth was hanging open unattractively, but if this person was right, then you had all the reason in the world to look like this currently.
You clicked back onto the notifications and discovered he had in fact retweeted your picture, it was of you watching riverdale that Auston had taken, and you let out a gasp. You had thought it was a pretty nice picture and so posted it, tagging him and some of the other cast, not thinking anything of it.
*cracks knuckles and opens my YOI rec list* my time has come (sorry it's gonna be long. All AO3 links). /10249196 yuri is a ghost and victor and yuuri are his assigned grim reapers (9k); /9420221 yuuri's life in St Pets is spread between four languages (7k); /8884927 Kimi no Na wa AU aka body switch au (21k); /8979217 fanboy yurio. HILARIOUS (1k); /8976517 sick yuuri fic. victor and yurio to the rescue (20k); /8770105 victor loses his cool and yuuri helps him find it. phichit is LOVE (3k);(1)
/8905834 where victor is a regular at yuuri’s bookstore and always looks like a hobo. yuuri is unimpressed(6k); /8965381 hanahaki disease au. IT HAS A GOOD END AND I CRY IN JOY(20k); /9137038 space au. just, space au(21k); /9064348 sports au in space. amaze(22k); /8756341 yuuri and victor get married. multimedia fic(8k); /8873695 corporate roommates au. slow burn(8k); /8808556 Phichit and Chris’ Great Selfie War(1k); /9925166 gossip goes wild and apparently now yuuri hates victor???(11k); (2)
(3) /8695081 social media’s reactions through the show (aka yuuri’s fans are Good) (12k); /9257756 amnesia au with aCTUAL HEALTHY COMMUNICATION bless (4k); /9238709 Yakov coaches Yuuri while Victor is away. based on That One Comic. poor Yuuri lmao (1k); /9149977 where victor is half rusalka and yuuri lives in a horror movie (but doesn’t die, thank god) (17k); /9213884 where victor and yuuri talk through flower language (8k). and okay yeah i’m stopping now oops hahahhh HAPPY READING
Oh! My! GOD!!! You are a literal doll!! I love you so much anon!! Thank you for all the beautiful fic recs! I will worship you literally forever omg <3
It took a while, but I made a handy dandy list with links and everything for all my beautiful followers!! Lemme know if any of the links are broken or anything!
I tried my best to find all the tumblrs for all the authors as well, but I am still missing a few. So if you guys know any of the missing tumblrs, or if you notice I tagged the wrong tumblr in any of them, please don’t hesitate to let me know!
Make sure to give them all some love, and don’t forget to leave reviews for them if you can <3
Blue Petals, Silver Thorns by Grassepi (@grassepi) - When Yuuri Katsuki is eight years old, the worlds of dance and ice collide and call to him, ceaselessly echoing through his thoughts every second of the day. He can see the picture of his life so clearly in his mind- there’s the blue sky above, there’s black-winged gulls cawing in the mornings, there’s katsudon for dinner and there’s ice beneath his feet. All he can imagine in his future is a life of skating.When Yuuri Katsuki is twenty-two, he is supposed to die.
fresh off the presses by fan_nerd (@wbtrashking) - Based on his book selections, Yuuri’s not sure if this regular is a horny pervert, a cop, or a nerd.Victor is weird and eccentric, and the bookkeeper is pretty sure that the man has never come in with his hair combed.
he meets me where i am by rire (@lotorlance) - Something gold catches the light, drawing his attention. There’s a gold ring on Victor’s ring finger. “Ah,” Yuuri says, his heart giving a last squeeze, a futile reminder of the silly crush he once had. “Congratulations on your marriage,” he says, as cheerily as he can.In which Yuuri gets into an accident that wipes his memory of everything that happened after his first Grand Prix, Yurio and Victor help him retrace his journey, and Yuuri rediscovers himself along the way.
Instagram is Not an Ice Rink by ladanse (@bollywood-and-phoenix-feather) - Phichit’s phone buzzes. christophe-gc has posted a new photo, it tells him. When he thumbs the screen, it brightens to reveal a shot of Christophe Giacometti, lounging on a bench, wearing nothing but a Speedo and his skates. greetings from your local king of selfies, says the caption.Phichit doesn’t actually know Chris - not personally. He has nothing to prove. But Phichit is also, categorically, a competitive little shit, and he knows he can do better.So it begins.
katsuki_fc by tetsurashian - Just because Yuuri isn’t big on social media, doesn’t mean his fans aren’t. (aka a social media fic)
the language of flowers by liliths - FLORIOGRAPHY — (noun) The language of flowers, sometimes called floriography, is a means of cryptological communication through the use or arrangement of flowers. Origin: Latin floris (flowers). In which Victor and Yuuri inspire each other through Victorian flower language. Alternate universe.
the merry-go-round of life by fireblazie (@fireblazie) - It is 1998, and Yuri is dead.—In which Yuri is a ghost, and Yuuri and Viktor are the grim reapers assigned to help him cross over before his soul fades away into nothingness.
the warmest part of winter by dadvans (@dadvans) -
The wedding is in early February, right after Yuri comes home to Yuuri and Victor’s crumbling farmhouse in upstate New York from the European Championships with a gold medal around his neck. They’ve been in the process of restoring the dilapidated barn out back and turning it into a fully functional dance studio, and the fire marshall has finally approved it for occupation without fear of the whole thing coming down all at once and crushing a half dozen elite figure skaters to death at any given moment. Which is perfect, considering they’ve been planning on holding the reception in the barn, and finding a last minute venue would be a goddamn nightmare, especially since Victor has obsessively planned the entire event down to the last detail for the past six months.
Tous Les Chemins by Edgedancer (@radiantmists) - A photo without context, a few careless words, an embellished article.Thus was born the idea, so patently false it would have fit better in a politician’s speech, that Yuuri hated Viktor. (Translation of shakeskp’s (silkmaken) fanfic in French)
Water’s Edge by Mhalachai (@mhalachai) - For years, Yuuri had heard people say Viktor’s skating was otherworldly. He never thought they were being literal.
Okay so this supposed hate is actually so FUCKING SAD AND IM TIRED OF IT. Karamels keep calling us rude and hateful and blocking us when most of what we do is literally mention what has actually happened on the fuckin show. Yet you’re gonna decide to go out of your way to make a HATEFUL block list that literally promotes manipulation and homophobia and transphobia. That’s: PURE HATE. Anti-Karamels post so much about Mon-El bc he’s ignorant and disrespectful yet you Karamels are feeding that disrespect and idolizing his wrongs. Meanwhile, Supercorp shippers want what’s best for Kara??? And want to promote equality???? And love Lena because Lena is a good person???? OMG THATS SO BADDDD!!!:6/&:
AND U KNOW WHAT?? THIS IS WHATS SO FUCKIN SAD ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
BTW I’m not gonna tag who wrote this or who found the list for supergroup shippers bc I don’t want them to get anymore hate then they probably already are.
AT THIS POINT I ALREADY KNOW IM GONNA GET SO MUCH HATE FROM KARAMELS OR WHOEVER BUT I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE. IM PUTTING MY FEELINGS ASIDE BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. THE LGBTQIAP+ COMMUNITY DOESNT NEED ANYMORE BULLSHIT. NONE OF THE SUPERCORP SHIPPERS DO.
RIP KILL ME NOW, LIKE STAB ME WITH SO MANY FORKS. JFC I NEVER THOUGHT SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE MY BENDY BUT I WAS PROVEN WRONG. OMG THANK YOU ALL THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND RETURN I GIVE YOU SIN. I’M SO SORRY BUT HERE IT IS ))
I was offline all day yesterday but I finished rewatching tdas so here’s my rants no one asked for:
1. My baby Courtney gets put through too much. Just let her win god dammit.
•She makes it all the way to top 5, only to get kicked out by the stupidest challenge I’ve ever seen.
•She had to keep explaining to people that the kiss with Cameron was an accident- which really pisses me off because she was cheated on by her boyfriend of 2 years on live tv yet she’s being hassled about a kiss she didn’t initiate with a boy she barely knows while in a relationship of only two hours. The hypocrisy of how they treat Courtney sometimes sucks.
•I love Scott as a character but dear god scourtney makes no sense.
•oh and why did people care more about mal tampering with votes (as in it was an actual plot point of more than one episode, and people were actually concerned) than when Courtney got unfairly kicked out the first season! Where is my babies justice!
2. Courn confuses me
•when they fight, Courtney says that she didn’t even miss Duncan, she missed they’re friendship which never made sense to me because they weren’t really even friends till maybe Tdwt and Ik pretty sure that ship set sail. I love that they’re bonding because female friendships are so important but it’s way too rushed.
•No one ever seems to blame Duncan and Gwen for cheating. Even Gwen said she never did anything wrong and that annoys me that the writers are ignorant the plot they made in tdwt.
• I do live for Duncan loosing it because Courtney is ignoring him. I’ll always ship duncney but that right don’t- suffer.
3.season 4 characters:
•dear god zoke annoys me. I’m not gonna tag this cuz I don’t wanna trash anyone’s ship but omg please stop.
•why would we care so much about mike. Ew
•why do the final 3 from season 4 act so morally superior all the time. This is total DRAMA, you’re here to win money. You can’t really be this upset about people playing the game that you signed up for.
•why one earth did Zoey and mike (or edgelord mal) make it to the finale.
•Gwoey is good though.
•chef x Chris is everything to me. They’re married but deep down they both know chef can do better.
Most of this season was either really predictable or really ooc but that didn’t stop me from watching every second.
Aleheather, Duncan and bird, Courtney, Courtney in pajamas cuz I’m a little gay, gwuncan ending, Chris plant offspring, Scotts fear of sharks cuz same
Seriously. I made a post linking to a medical, peer-reviewed standards of care for the administration of transgender hormone therapy. Written by doctors and published by probably the most prestigious gender clinics in the world.
It is literally the cutting edge of transgender health care.
… and all y’all sit around wringing your hands that it’s ~oh so dangerous~ to administer hormones without medical supervision when I’ve seen doctor after doctor simply get trans healthcare grossly wrong 90% of the time.
Assuming you can source reliable medications (you can) and assuming you can get the medical care you need to make sure your body is reasonably healthy and you actually follow the goddamn standards of care you are as safe as you can be.
You wanna know what’s dangerous? Coming home every other week crying because the asshole therapist that you need to impress in order to get your ~letter~ thinks you’re mannish and that you need to ~learn how to try harder~ before they ~give you the green light.~
please stop posting your jumin propaganda in all the other character's tags. we get it, you love him, but stop screaming "hater" at anyone who doesn't feel the same way. people are allowed not to like him. you don't need to try and convince us to change our minds. it shouldn't affect you if other people dislike him. if you think he gets hate, well, maybe did you think that you might be causing people to retaliate with your post about how everyone needs to love and understand him?
So this anon seems to get worked up cz of my postand said it was a propaganda. How funny.Ofc I tagged everyone cz there are everyone in it. I always tagged properly according to the characters involved unlike many posts I’ve seen when they tagged someone but actually the said character wasn’t there.
And where in the world did I ever forced anyone to like him or convince people to change their mind? I need a proof. I am just stating the truth, analyzing the possibility of better things that could happen in Jumin route. Stating my own opinion in my own blog. I am not screaming anyone who dislike him a hater even tho it’s possible; if they aren’t haters what else? No one except the haters that ever called him a kidnapper lol and it happened once ever in this blog live that I called them out; well I will admit that was my mistake for ever replying to them; but I rly appreciated their courage to come to me tho.
and OMG… The last line was so funny… I mean I didn’t even post any hate towards other characters; all I did was make a positive post about Jumin and people are just so salty because my points might be true; so they posted a hate in Jumin Han tag? So you indirectly admitting it? How childish lol Why this anon seems scared that Jumin might get more loves and hugs? WHY?
What is so wrong about making a positive post cz a character was misunderstood by so many people and hope they would understand the said character better after some explanations? If they refused to acknowledge it; it’s okay lmao xD
27 August 2017 | tagged by @saltyattic (WHO LOOKS LIKE A GODDESS BTW - WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS SO GORGEOUS (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ) |
omg okay wow i’m not even joking, but it took me an hour to scour for selifes- because i never take them, searching for them was such a workout abhdsfjn, mars thanks for providing me such agony. also a rare sighting of me before my bangs?? ( i can’t believe this was taken this jan ლ( ¯ ロ ¯ “ლ))
🌸 so this is a shipping tag? (i’m still confused send help) so let me know who i should be shipped with in bts (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (tell me your honest opinions!╰(*´︶`*)╯)
“Hi, I’m Murdoc, and I play the bass in this outfit — my hobbies are hang-gliding and cat-changing….”
“The combination of my devilish charms, my rapier wit and my love of music all pointed me in the same direction. I decided there and then that I would spend my life as a star musician, sailing the high seas of Chianti, a-rocking and a-rolling around the world. I was a genie unleashed! Wit, charm, confidence and charisma became the weapons of my armory and I was…unstoppable!”
How many followers do you have omg? All your posts lately have been getting hundreds or thousands of notes and I'm sitting here with 45 wondering what I'm doing wrong lol
Currently, 5,576 lovely people follow this blog! I tend to post random posts in hope that at least one of two gains friction and that could keep my blog active for the week, just in case I’m busy. If they don’t gain notes, then I’m like oh well.