omg i should wait to post this

continuing the taz little mermaid au…. taako knows krav is the person who sang to him on the beach and he just assumes he’s selectively nonverbal or something. lydia and edward try to use krav’s voice to lure taako into a marriage with one of them but he’s just like, “well a) i’m gay so i’m not marrying the girl one, and b) i’m flattered but i’ve already got this dorky quiet hunk waiting for me upstairs, you should see him omg” 

lydia and edward are like. “well, fuck, that was kind of our last plan.. i guess we’ll just kidnap you on a boat so you don’t kiss kravitz and make him a human and then we’ll own him as part of the deal?? yeah that works”

krav comes and fucks shit up with taako and the whole cool ending scene happens, and when kravitz gets his voice back, he immediately busts out the cockney accent, and taako is so caught off guard, just, “oh! hoo boy. wowie! hachi machi” and giving a nervous smile and shaky thumbs up. they get married

Writing a new fic like
  • 0 words: this idea is great! someone should write it! *I* will write it! it's going to be brilliant and everyone will adore it
  • 0-500 words: omg writing is so hard i’ve been writing for hours and the numbers never change why am i doing this
  • 500-2000 words: i know i just posted something else recently but clearly i've forgotten how to write in the meantime. this is all a disaster i should give up
  • 2000-3000 words: hey waiiiit wait did my characters just do that? where did that scene come from?? THIS IS AMAZING i'm so talented
  • 3000-4000 words: i just read a comment on someone else's fic and now i want to quit forever because my writing will never make anyone feel that way
  • 4000-5000 words: nah man this is actually awesome i'm in the zoooone everything's flowing this is going to be beautiful
  • 5000-6000 words: i'm still writing but i'm completely distracted by another idea i just had that would be wayyyy better
  • 50,000 words: what the hell happened
Mark Fic - Snippet/Summary

“What’s your ideal type?” the talk show host asked Mark.

“Y/N,” he admitted. The other GOT7 members exchanged looks, and the host laughed – but then his smile faltered when he realized Mark was serious.

“Wait, really? Y/N? You know the stories about her, right? What, are you looking for trouble or something?”

Now it was Mark’s turn to smile. “Definitely.”


Really rough summary/excerpt of my upcoming GOT7 (Mark) fic :)) It’s so rough, it doesn’t even have a title yet omg… I definitely should wait to post this but if you guys haven’t realized already, I’m the most impulsive, impatient person on the planet, and I just want to share everything with you all constantly forever immediately. My apologies if this changes a bit after I finish the first part (highly doubt it, but just in case) and yeahhh i’m hype weeee

ALSO [suggestions for this fic]? 

[Part 1 posted here!]

anonymous asked:

OMG YES I WILL PATIENTLY WAIT FOR SOME BAD BOY JOOHEONYYYY~ You're one of my favorite writers and I am so excited!!

Thank you 😊 BUT IT IS PURE FILTH you have been warned ✌🏻️I should have it posted this weekend. It’s long af for a smut but I love it. Basically gang!au bad boy Jooheon with lots of dirty talk and maybe a little *spoiler alert* thigh riding because hello honey thighs I couldn’t help myself 👏🏻

lilias-amell replied to your post: lilias-amell replied to your post: …

yea like the whole “OMG THE BARIANS ARE KILLING PEOPLE THIS IS SO DARK AND CREEPY” and im just… i dont even remember half these peeps names… like aww no harem girl #3 is dead how would yuma ever cope oh wait its never even gonna be brought up again outside of a passing comment. oh no it was actually don thousand that made all the barians evul so we should feel sorry for them and forgive them for killing all those random people.

MAN, THE BARIANS SHOULDA JUST BEEN VILLAINS THE WHOLE TIME INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM BRAINWASHED FUCKS WHO WERE NEVER AT FAULT FOR ANYTHING.

god i’m still petty about that lol like i said, cheap angst and went nowhere

@diabowlic replied to your post “do u think kira cares abt tiddy/butt or does he not give a fuck”

perhaps not a valuable argument but dmq kira saw a naked lady and didnt seem to care in the slightest

omg. now im just imagining

shinobu: *waits for kira to come home in a lacy nightie*
kira: *walks in, says hello w/out even looking in her direction, just goes 2 make dinner*

shinobu: *paints nails/applies hand creme*
kira:  👌 👌👌 🍆 💦💧 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 👌 🍆 💦💧 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 🍆 💦💧  🅱OKKI

@callmehabie replied to your post:  Okay I have a question for you peeps…

Someone beat me to it, so I’ll just drop in with this unasked for information of his ringtone is totally the Imperial March. Or was in early September. Because of course it is.

Wait, that’s Timothy Zahn’s ringtone?  Omg, that’s awesome, how perfect, he’s Imperial Trash just like the rest of us!  xD  (Or are you being cheeky?  I honestly can’t tell.)

Or are we talking about Thrawn?

@neiptune replied to your post: i can’t fucking wait to do the rainbow ocean at…

omg hi which show are you going to and what rainbow ocean???

i’m gonna be @ the chicago show! and the rainbow ocean is a project that a group of ARMY started. they fundraised to buy a bunch of colored plastic bags to put over our army bombs to make a rainbow ocean. so if you’re going to a show (newark and chicago, at least, idk about anaheim), someone in your section of seating should bring you a bag of a certain color and tell you what song to put it on during! it’s a really cool effect, they did it tonight: https://twitter.com/USBTSARMY/status/845095269473640449 !!!

mymycorrhizae replied to your post “i want AO3 to take embodied form so i can kick its fucking ass”

No omg I’ve been waiting to see what you write for the sexy theme. I’m not even exaggerating. This morning I was literally like “I should remember to put time aside tonight to read her fic”

lmao 😭 i’m sorry!!! i actually even had /two/ to post today, but at this point i’m just gonna save the other one for sunday’s ‘your choice’ day or whatever. 

Originally posted by mymycorrhizae

COME TO SUPERNATURAL HELL WITH ME

I have this idea in which at the end of this season finale (we are talking of Supernatural of course) we should TOTALLY INVADE tumblr, twitter, facebook EVERYTHING claiming that DESTIEL IS FINALLY CANON OMG I CAN’T BREATH THIS CAN’T BE REAL.

Why? Allow me.
If it REALLY goes canon it would happen anyway BUT if it doesn’t go canon we would:

1. TOTALLY TROLL the pour souls who couldn’t read this post or watch the episode live (that’s why the hell thing in the title)

2. TOTALLY CONFUSE the producers of spn who would be like WAIT WHAT’S HAPPENING WHAT DID WE AIR MALCOLM? MAYDAYMAYDAY CODE 982 THEY THINK IT’S CANON! WHERE IS MARGARETH? DO WE HAVE TO TWEET SOMETHING?

3. At least have a little fun because if it doesn’t go canon we would obviously be crying our hearts until the end of time and more (because the Destiel has never been this strong and we all agree about that)

4. A little revenge for fooling with our hearts once more

THIS IS A REVOLUTION MY BROTHERS

PASS IT ON

Zodiac Post (unique & most important)

Aries- loud so loud, stop it u. so anger. much hulk.

Taurus- omg you should draw, sorry ur so quiet, no im not haha bullshit

Gemini- shut uppppp, DOnald Trumpet, twinsies

Cancer- lol u have crabs, also home. whoa so posessive

Leo- U R THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, and Harry Potter.

Virgo- Whoa so anal, that’s it, nothing else. wait no, school supplies. and on shitthesignssay, pens.

Libra- fashion, autumn, quite indecisive, quite, quite again, sweater

Scorpio- lmao biiiitch but also sex, AND, so secret. did i mention sex yet? that’s a new perspective.

Sagittarius- a d v e  n t u r e and blunt/honest, maps who gives a fuck

Capricorn- ur smart basically but also a bitch, go hang out with scorpio or something idk business

Aquarius- whoa such innovation, aliens…always aliens for some reason?

Pisces- HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AN AQUARIUM? YOU SHOULD GO TO THE AQUARIUM. THERE’S FISH THERE. DID YOU KNOW THAT? fucking cry about the fish.

*Make sure you check your: sun sign, rising sign, moon sign, mars sign, mercury sign, favorite paint color’s second letter after there first consonant, 2nd digit of your dad’s birthday tied to the # of the zodiac signs listed, first letter of the shirt color worn on September 30, and of course, write your pin number in the replies.

Thanks! Love you guys! Couldn’t do it without you! I <3 astrology! We’re family forever here!

anonymous asked:

Hi! I would like to know how each member would make Hobi laugh when each of them are working alone with him, and Hobi is stressed about work. Nothing smutty, just how they actually would show how much they miss him being happy.

Hey hey sorry for the wait:

JIN:

Settling back into the couch, Jin gave his current companion a gentle grin. The co-op game flickered upon the screen, playing familiar music as they both grabbed a controller. The other members were in their own respective rooms, so it would be a one on one game. It was probably better this way–Jin only brought up the idea less for team play and more for Hoseok’s sake. 

He glanced at Hoseok who looked more tired than usual; the slumped shoulders, lips pulled into a straight line, stale aura that seemed so much less vibrant than the brighter-than-sunlight one usually projected. They flipped through the characters together making quiet conversation, and when Jin made a comment that squeezed a laugh out of his friend, he couldn’t stop the buzz he felt. Playing games with Hoseok was a good way to unwind and make both of them feel better. Easy, comfortable and fun also.

YOONGI:

In his hands he held onto the bucket with a sheepish shake of his head. His tongue wet his lips as he considered the intent. How long had it been since they were trainees? Since he and his members had stood on the stage for the first time, since the last time when there were thousands of fans, celebrated their international fans together, wrote songs together, danced together. Yoongi gnawed on his bottom lip for a moment as he wondered how long it had been since he was genuinely embarrassed by Hoseok’s antics? Sure he pretended but–did Hoseok really know? Did he know that Yoongi was so proud of him?

Did he know how much brightly he shined in his hyungs eyes?

Yoongi walked carefully, expression tacky and mildly flustered as he held onto the bucket of chicken that mirrored the one he once shared with his friend so long ago over the holidays. His expression turned pleased when he entered Hoseok’s room to see a the slight frown on his smooth face turn into a teasing smirk. Perhaps this was all he could do–share an inside joke with his brightest member, but even though he never said it aloud–he would do anything to see Hoseok’s smile return to the usual brightness.

NAMJOON:

Namjoon could feel it in the air. The whole dorm was slightly more reserved when Hoseok was having a hard time. It’s not that the fans might notice, after all when he was at home he wasn’t all aegyo, he wasn’t quite the over the top dance machine that he was for the fans sake. But the mood was still different somehow. Hoseok, even if he didn’t have his camera ready smile, was a source of happiness throughout the dorm that couldn’t be denied.

Scooting close to him as they ate a private bowl of porridge, while the others went about chores, games, whatever they had planned for the scarce moments of free time they had. Namjoon glanced over at his friend who was quietly eating his food without expression. He swallowed a bite, sitting his spoon to the side and clapping his hand over Hoseok’s shoulder, squeezing lightly to gain his attention. They were of similar ages and very familiar with each other, and he appreciated the lack of need for any formalities he felt with Hoseok greatly during times like this.

The member looked at him with big eyes and a mouth full of porridge and Namjoon grinned at him. Lifting his hand he patted his head carefully, “You’ve been doing well recently.” He voiced quickly, his dimples appearing in a grin. Hoseok first looked at him blankly, before his features turned into a teasing smile.

“What?” He laughed, “What is this about?” But his expression was a bit more open than a moment before and it made Namjoon grin wider. 

“You do well in interviews and on stage recently.” He nodded as if it were a fact, “I should tell you these things more often.”

The laugh he got was something of a snort. “Ay, what an embarrassing leader.” But his smile was bright and the conversation flowed easily from that point on.

JIMIN:

The way his golden hyung looked so low these days felt like a hot iron in Jimin’s heart. He swallowed down a sadness as he looked at Hoseok’s immediately dull expression after they finished their dance practice for the day. The members were all sweaty and exhausted, so they broke apart to leave instantly, but Hoseok was moving sluggishly–his usual energy even after practice, was startlingly lacking. It had been for too long, Jimin had noticed weeks ago. 

“Hobi-hyung,” he called out, running to catch up to his hyung as they were the only two left in the practice room. He was met with a very tired gaze and a “hmm?”

He wasted no time lengthening his torso and standing on his tip toes to capture his hyung in a hold with his head between his forearm and bicep. Immediately he was met with a hybrid of whining and laughing, as well as some complaints about how he was being a troublesome dongsaeng. But Jimin felt nothing but an emotional high to hear the laughter bubbling from Hoseok’s lips. The two wrestled to the floor where, thanks to both tired and sweaty, the younger managed to pin his hyung beneath his legs, flattening his arm over his shoulders and pressing him down. He used his free hand to softly ruffle Hoseok’s hair. “Are you going to tell me what’s wrong?” Hoseok seemed a combination of humored and serious somehow that made Jimin a little wistful. 

The moment his hyung began to fight back beneath him, Jimin gave in purposefully, immediately being knocked off and then pounced on. The mood altered to being slightly more playful once again and even while he joked that he was being crushed, he finally felt like he could breathe again at the sight of Hoseok’s genuine smile.

TAEHYUNG:

Pout set firmly in place, Taehyung quickly moved towards Hoseoks bed. He had been looking morosely at his phone all day, stuck on the same lyrics for about a week now, and the younger boy had taken it upon himself to cheer up his usually bright hyung. Since about three days prior he had been finding any excuse to cuddle up to Hoseok with varying degrees of success, back hugs swiftly rejected, sitting on his lap only to get promptly pushed off. But when he realized that even petting his hair wasn’t giving him the response he wanted, he decided to plan to get his hyung out of the dorm, give him a breath of fresh air.

It took about 3 minutes for Hoseok to agree to go to buy boba for him. He had questioned why it was up to him to pay for the outing that had been Taehyung’s idea. But once he did agree Taehyung had rushed to find Hoseok’s favourite padded Puma jacket and a beat up pair of comfy tennis shoes before Hoseok got the chance to change his mind.

Taehyung knew his plan had worked when on the way back to the dorm, about an hour later, Hoseok didn’t pull away from the younger when he had linked their arms together, and was granted a muttered “thanks” from the warm presence to his right.

JUNGKOOK:

Jungkook sat quietly upon the floor of the room his hyung shared with the other members. No one was there but the two of them which Jungkook would have a difficult time admitting he was rather content about. 

He marveled as he looked around at how clean it was near Hoseok’s bed especially. Hoseok always managed to keep things organized and clean–Jungkook only wished he could be that way, but the manner of his own cleanliness seemed to be tied to his mood at the time. As he grabbed two shirts that appeared to belong to Tae and tied the sleeves together idly, he realized that Hoseok always seemed so flawless–room clean, continuously helping the other members, smiling for the fans, doing aegyo even though it was something that he felt rather insecure about– no matter what mood he was really in.

The youngest listened attentively as he absentmindedly fiddled with the things nearby as his hyung let out all of his feelings while perched on the edge of his bed. After a moment, Jungkook stood, tossing a shirt he was playing with aside and sitting at Hoseok’s side gently. The bed dipped and he looked at his friend with his entire attention as the speech continued. Jungkook found it upsetting to know that Hoseok was having a hard time. He truly loved his hyung’s smile. Besides it was this hyung who always looked after him for so long and made him feel so welcomed. He would listen as long as he could if it meant that it would relieve some of the pressure on Hoseok’s chest. 

He bumped shoulders gently in a pattern of beats while he listened, looking at the sharp, handsome profile of his hyung’s face as he did.

the signs with their newborn child
  • aries: *giving birth* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BODY
  • taurus: stop crying, i carried you for nine months and is this how you repay me
  • gemini: first name zayn, middle name malik
  • cancer: oh my gosh!! i'm so happy omg i love babies i have waited 9 mo--DID YOU JUST FUCKIN PISS ON ME
  • leo: can we get a pic so i can post this on instagram lmao thx
  • virgo: is there a reason why newborn babies all look the same
  • libra: ur cute but not as cute as me
  • scorpio: november 2nd??? <i>scorpio????</i> there can only be one. @ god let's have a redo
  • sagittarius: should i play him a lullaby? yes? *cue truffle butter by nicki minaj*
  • capricorn: his name shall be george henry john the third. no one else in my family has that name but the third is there to emphasize his importance
  • aquarius: *looks off dramatically into the distance* my child has been born into a broken world of war, prejudice, discrimination, and corruption. *looks down at their baby* you will be the change. you are the savior.
  • pisces: so what facial cleanser do you use??? how do u keep your skin so... clear????
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Hey Taylor, Shaylie here!! You might recognize me from my obnoxious “me on a date” post or as the crying/screaming/laughing/mom-crooning redhead in the left-stage pit during Denver night 1 :). So I somehow survived seeing you in Denver and I’m going to your Fargo show on October 12th! I’m going alone again, but I will have the same amount of enthusiasm and excitement as a group of 100 just like last time :). I also worked on this costume for weeks, and wrote lyrics from 1989 by hand onto my skirt! I actually made the sequin jacket for the Speak Now tour, but I thought that it would go really well with the 1989 tour, too! Anyway, I will be on the floor in Section 55, Row L, Seat 6. I love you and I’m SO EXCITED to see you again!

Can we make a new tradition?

Can all 2016 appblrs post pictures on their graduation day with captions about where they will be attending college(and why), programs they’ve gotten into, total scholarship counts, and their life goals?

Life forreal can this be a thing? OMG NO WAIT. I SHOULD MAKE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT DEDICATED JUST FOR THIS PURPOSE. WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK????

i wonder how pb is gonna react to having basically magic powers now? she’s always been so against calling stuff ‘magic’ because it’s an irresponsible attitude to have, you should recognise it as science and quantify it and understand it cause otherwise you’re being reckless. a lot of pb’s arc is motivated by understanding and controlling and labeling something as ‘magic’ means relinquishing your control.

now serious scientist pb can shoot candy out of her hand while making fart noises. i’d say she’s going to be tinkering and analysing and experimenting until she has the whole thing figured out and can not only control it but also explain it. she won’t rest with the explanation that ‘there have just always been elementals, this is just A Thing to accept’. and honestly i dunno what she’s gonna find, if there IS a root cause for elementals or what. and if she goes tinkering too much she might lose the power or break it in some way, which could upset whatever balance we currently have. it’s exciting!!

by the end of wizards only fools, pb is genuinely amazed by the cold spell and it looks like she doesn’t know how to explain it with science. the show itself seems to take the angle that sometimes there ARE just fantastic magical things you can’t explain away with science. if the show is taking that stance and pb is gonna go experimenting with the elemental powers trying to understand it (since there’s no way she’d let something this powerful and important and unknowable INSIDE HERSELF go unexamined), i think she’ll end up messing with forces she shouldn’t and it’ll end badly. IT’S EXCITING this is all exciting i luv it

omg im so impatient hgghhh i wannt post it but maybe i should wait ahh idk

I’LL LET YOU GUYS DECIDE

If you want me to post the fic now then like or reblog this post!!!
If it gets at least 11 notes then I’ll post it now hehehe *sweats*

Jikook Drabble

What happens in MAMA, doesn’t stay in MAMA.

“OMG! I’m so embarrassed!”

“What happened?”

“Have you seen this, hyung? It’s all people are talking about.” *shows MAMA dick-grabbing acceptance speech posts*

“Holy shit!”

“Why did you have to do that?”

“It was kinda unintentional. I just wanted you to stay beside me instead of behind there.”

“Ugh!”

“Wait a minute, did you just get hard when I touched you?”

“Are you trying to make this even worse?”

“No, I’m actually trying to make it better.”

“Seriously…”

“What will happen if I touch it again?”

“You know it very well…stop it.”

“Should we try it?”

“You’re not bothered at all about how popular this is getting?”

“I see no lies…  besides, is not like it’s a sex tape or something.”

“Jeez, can you imagine that?”

“I don’t need to, I have the real thing, but I bet whoever is spreading this around can.”

“You’re shameless, hyung.”

“Hey, I just grabbed your dick on a world level live broadcasting show, I have no chill apparently.”

"Maybe I should grab your butt next time and make you embarrassed.”

“That’s old news, you’ve done it countless times before.”

“Not in the way I’m imagining it right now…”

“Guess ARMY will have lots to trend about then.”