omg i should wait to post this

  • Hohenheim: Envy is your half-brother.
  • Edward Elric: I heard that. I'm still processing.
  • Hohenheim: Yes, I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe the term you're searching for is "OMG."

It’s fucking 2 am in the morning and I should be in bed but here I am reading this amazing fic and like it’s been so long…years..since I’ve found a fic that hit all my buttons..I’m so starved..like…

You Should Get That Looked At
  • *I wrote this for the kink meme; the prompt was 'Prompto accidentally sends a dick pic to Ignis instead of Gladio'. I am very proud of how this ridiculous little thing turned out so I'm un-anon'ing to post it here for the lolz.*
  • Prompto: DUDE I'M SO SORRY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO GLADIO OMG
  • Ignis: I could have done without seeing that first thing in the morning. Have you always had that mark, though?
  • Prompto: what mark
  • Prompo: wait what
  • Ignis: The mark on the underside of your penis.
  • Prompto: what mark?!? i don't study the bottom of my dick, okay?!
  • Prompto: and dude stop calling it that
  • Ignis: Perhaps you should get it looked at by a doctor. It could be a sign of a very bad medical condition.
  • Prompto: ARE YOU KIDDING? DUDE WHAT?! WHAT MEDICAL CONDITION? WHAT DO I DO?
  • Ignis: It's a fairly serious one, I wouldn't want you to suffer later.
  • Prompto: DUDE I CAN'T GO TO A DOCTOR FOR MY JUNK I'LL COMBUST INTO FLAMES, JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO
  • Ignis: You could always try the home remedy. I hear it's very effective.
  • Prompto: TELL ME IT
  • Prompto: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A DICK DISEASE IGGY
  • Ignis: Mix oatmeal and honey with a cup of water. Apply the paste and leave on for fifteen minutes.
  • Prompto: OKAY, I DID IT, HOW DO I KNOW IF IT WORKED
  • Ignis: ...you actually did it?
  • Prompto: OF COURSE I DID, I DON'T WANT A DICK DISEASE
  • Prompto: WAIT
  • Prompto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU ACTUALLY DID IT'????
  • Ignis: You're in no danger of a disease, Prompto. That's a mole.
  • Prompto: DUDE WTF I HATE YOU
  • Prompto: I STUCK MY DICK IN OATMEAL FOR YOU
  • Prompto: YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
  • Ignis: I do believe I'll screenshot that portion and send it on to Gladio, just for fun.
  • Prompto: NO DUDE DON'T
  • Prompto: I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I HATE YOU BUT NOT LIKE THAT
  • Ignis: Oh, I know. But perhaps next time you'll double check the number to which you're sending your 'dick pics'.
  • *~~~~~*
  • Gladio: prompto
  • Gladio: do i want to know why you stuck your dick in oatmeal for iggy
  • Prompto: KILL ME NOW PLEASE

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omg im reading a r/relationships thread where the OP noticed her boyrfriend’s phone go off & saw a txt preview of something her stepbrother sent to him that said “can’t wait to see you, only 2 more days…” and the post is basically like “should i be worried abt this? is it worth bringing up to him?”

and everyone in the comments is like “your boyfriend has another woman’s number saved under your step brother’s name!” and im jst reading it like… harold…

100 Follower Giveaway!!!

Well, it looks like I’ve got 100 wonderful followers now who apparently…

  • don’t mind reading my Sherlock headcanons or occasional fanfic/ficlet
  • don’t mind my endless gushing about Benedict and shameless, obsessive reblogging of nearly every photo, gif, video, screencap, fan art, drabble, ficlet, or fic rec list I’ve ever seen of the aforementioned man of perfection (the struggle is real, folks)
  • don’t mind the occasional appreciation for the BAMF cinnamon roll that is Martin Freeman
  • don’t mind my general dorkiness (or at least they hide it well)

So, in keeping with the spirit of my word of the year I am going to give away a little fun something to share some of my JOY with you fellow bloggers who delight me, surprise me, titillate me, and humble me on a daily basis. 

This is not about me getting more followers, in case you were wondering. Just trying to have a bit of fun, especially in this post-S4 world we’re now living in! 

The winner will receive one Sherlock The Mind Palace coloring adventure book by Mike Collins and one set of  Crayola 12 dual-ended colored pencils (with bonus sharpener- omg) with which to decorate your coloring book. I know you’ve been waiting your entire life for a prize such as this. Control yourself if you can.

I guess I should have rules???

  1. One like per person please. A reblog will count, too, but that is up to you if you want to share this post.
  2. It would be nice if you were one of the chosen 100 following me since this is a follower appreciation giveaway, but it’s okay if you’re not. You deserve love too, darn it.  
  3. I’ll use a random number generator on Monday, March 20th to choose the winner, winner, chicken dinner from the list of likes/reblogs.
  4. You must have asks or messages open for me to contact you if you win.
  5. You must be willing to provide me a mailing address so I can send your awesome, amazing, unbelievable prize to you. 
  6. You must be willing to forgive me if I screw up this giveaway since I’ve never done one before and past history has proven repeatedly I am a fantastic mistake-maker. 

Good luck and thanks for listening to my fan-girling since last October. I lurked for 2 years with a blank blog before I had the courage to make this one. I’m having a terrible amount of fun! I hope you are, too. 

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Special thank’s for @simblu and @nornities for allowing me to be one of the tester since the alpha project of this amazing world, “Seturenorn”

Credits: Lighting: (@nilxis)-Moon (@transcendentcacophony)-World (@nornities  @satureja13 @simblu)-Some upgrades and buildings (@willky12)-ITF Plant recolours (@divadoom). I hope I’m not forgot to mention all of the amazing simblrs related to this project :’D

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bring it back update!

chapter seventeen has been posted - didn’t we just break each other’s hearts?

“I think that you should stay,” Norah blurts out.

His head tilts up in surprise. “You do?” 

She hesitates for a second before saying, “Yeah. I mean, this school….it would really miss you.”

“This school would miss me?” Harry repeats in confusion. 

“Me,” she corrects herself softly, knowing that she shouldn’t say it, but continuing anyway. “I would miss you, Harry.”

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anonymous asked:

It's sad to see you go but you should do what makes you happy just know u were one of the reasons I made a simblr Bc I use creep the tags on my personal and always loved your post since Luca solo days but I can't wait to read your writing or whatever future things you do <33

helloo and omg i love this message and i’m so happy you made a simblr ;-; ♡ i was gonna do a mass reply to all the sweet anons but imma just kinda reply to them here; i’m so so grateful for all the support and kindness in my inbox, you make me wish i could give something back like some goodbye-cc or something but i’m only with my tired, old laptop atm ;-; ily and thank you ♡

luca solo daayyyss nuu i miss that time when everything was new and we all used the same 3 pieces of cc that were available. i hope i’ll get back to my little giraffe someday. 

first ts4 sim i ever made and posted, so it’s only fitting she would have the last appearance too ♡

Writing a new fic like
  • 0 words: this idea is great! someone should write it! *I* will write it! it's going to be brilliant and everyone will adore it
  • 0-500 words: omg writing is so hard i’ve been writing for hours and the numbers never change why am i doing this
  • 500-2000 words: i know i just posted something else recently but clearly i've forgotten how to write in the meantime. this is all a disaster i should give up
  • 2000-3000 words: hey waiiiit wait did my characters just do that? where did that scene come from?? THIS IS AMAZING i'm so talented
  • 3000-4000 words: i just read a comment on someone else's fic and now i want to quit forever because my writing will never make anyone feel that way
  • 4000-5000 words: nah man this is actually awesome i'm in the zoooone everything's flowing this is going to be beautiful
  • 5000-6000 words: i'm still writing but i'm completely distracted by another idea i just had that would be wayyyy better
  • 50,000 words: what the hell happened

Remember when Cengiz tweeted that Vilde was one of his favourite characters and Ulrikke responded?

And some people (and i mean many) took this as Ulrikke calling Vilde out and admitting that Vilde indeed is a nasty ass pigeon.

Well I didn’t understand how people didn’t see the sarcasm so i tweeted

And well Ulrikke liked it

So, I’d just like to remind everyone now when Vilde is in the spotlight, that no, Ulrikke never called Vilde out. Her post was obviously sarcasm that somehow was missed by so many.

Lets wait to see how Skam continues today, and remember that no one should be internet bullied, bullied in real life, or bullied in any other way. 

anonymous asked:

omg wait. glitter slimes is racist? aw man dude shes like one of my favorite slime accounts. i believe you. what all did she say and do?

it was revealed that her boyfriend posted racial slurs and retweeted nazis on his twitter and she made up a whole story about how that was someone impersonating him and how the NAACP had harassed him or whatever n then someone found evidence of her laughing at violent racist jokes and she also insisted that no one should “judge them” or smth. it was Wild

anonymous asked:

i just started my simblr like a few days ago, and i'm having fun and stuff like yay sims lol but i feel like no one likes what i'm posting? i realize im new and dont have a lot of followers but like im following some people who also just started and are like omg i have 70 follows tysm! and im like hi i have like 4 coollll

just keep posting and if youre here for the numbers youll never get them tbh this should be something you love not waiting to get noticed sorry this is harsh but you just started keep going!

so tomorrow (in about 14 hours) I’m getting my final IB results…. I’m so scared omg this will determine if/where i’ll go to college >.< i just need to complain a bit on here haha thanks
anyway the other point is! i might be very busy tomorrow, so i can’t promise i’ll post much! i should get back on track in a couple days

This is the first time I’m talking about this in public, but I think this needs to be addressed somehow.
Today I’ve come into contact with a sasaeng that’s living in Korea. She is a japanese girl, but I’m not here to talk shit about her as a person herself or make an shitstorm etc happen; this information is all that you need.
Today she uploaded a video, it’s pitch black and all you can hear is a male screaming. So, my korean is limited, but the voice wasn’t too far away. It was something about, ‘지금은…가/꺄!!“, 'Now…leave!’ (at least to my ears), where leave was literally screamed really, really loudly and throughout pure rage. It was Chanyeol, in her opinion.
At first, I didn’t think so. On some parts, it doesn’t sound like him at all, on other it’s 100% his voice. I’m confident to say that I should distinguish his voice as him being my absolute favourite in korean pop music since 2012.
Nevertheless, I wrote underneath the video, that it doesn’t even sound like him, but a random male yelling and that this account is pure entertainment, last one not meaning that I enjoy what she does (she posts phone number lists from like almost every idol group that is there and passport photos), but that I personally speaking just hope it’s a huge lie and that she actually isn’t terrorizing them with her friends (later on that "friends” part) and is an attention seeker.
Still, I took this whole thing serious, her probably being a sasaeng. She answered me and wrote tons of 'hahahaha’ and 'that’s because you don’t know anything.’ I was like okay gurl chill. I told her, that she should explain this and what had happened. She calmed down and normally replied, 'We had waited 4 hours infront of their dorm to make them finally come out and Chanyeol was the one who got mad at us.’ Noticing how she says 'We had waited…’? I guess she had some sick meet-up with her friends.
The caption of her post is 'omg he got mad’, following in japanese 'this is the first time he got mad at us’, which could indicate that they had done this way more often.
I started talking to another girl in the comment section, who was also strongly against this whole thing.
Now comes the thing. The girl and I said that if it is real, it will hopefully gain enough attention by the public and official people will do something against it. It can only be illegal. Everyone has his/her own privacy and even though I don’t know about the laws of South Korea, here in my country depending on what exactly you did, you can get into jail for this for a few years.
Suddenly, she deleted all her answer to me, but addressed me again, saying “Report me to the police then hahaha If you say one word I’m going to hack your ugly account and spread myself there too, making people think you’re a sasaeng.” I wasn’t impressed and layzily replied, “Okay, whatever you wanna do miss.” Again, she deleted all what she said and I went on with trying to sleep since I am typing this at midnight and I’m super sick and tired.
I couldn’t get sleep and opened my instagram. I couldn’t log in and went into my other account. Now, my caption on my personal account was “hacked” and 1 photo of exo, 1 photo of my 24K bias, 1 photo of Baekhyun and 3 Chanyeol photos have been deleted from my 'history’.
Afterwards I sent an email to myself and changed my password, the account’s back to me.
This was one of the creepiest things ever in my whole life. Don’t mess with sick people.

Someone commented, that Chanyeol yelled “가만히 있어 새끼야!” , which means something like “Stop (or stay still), assholes!” As said once again, by korean is limited, but this is a pretty simple sentence.
In any other situation I’d find him cursing probably hot, but this just makes me worry.

I will send this video to every damn facebook page that posts about K-Pop and is famous that I know. I want it to raise awareness. I want SM to be forced to say or do something, making these crazy bastard so damn scared, that they’ll never do something like that again and other sasaengs of other groups won’t commit it either.

Thank you for reading this, I hope you have a wonderful day and that your bias can sleep tight without worrying about sasaengs.

- May

EDIT: She is rumored to be the girl that hacked Sehun a while ago. Also, she had posted a video before and the caption says, that she doesn’t care if we think it is true or not, stating that she had given the numbers to over 15 people now and connected them with Kakao Talk and Facebook, where it proofed to be right.

anonymous asked:

2 things that annoy me. 1. When I see a post saying 'WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS SHOW!' And instead of saying anything about the plot I just see a lot of sj stuff. Like yeah, yeah, the mc's autistic, but is the plot good?!!! 2. That ONE popular headcanon that I keep seeing for a characters tag. 'OMG, THIS CHARACTER IS SOOO GAY!!!!!' ...has she ever interacted with a single girl, not even name girl, in canon before *rereads canon* no. She has not...

Wait there are 2 more - 3.having to completely change the characters personalities to make their ship works, because now you’re essentially making ocs and slapping the characters names on it. 4. Ships were you only ship one character with the other because you’re too embarrassed to just make a reader insert story and would rather replace all of one characters personality with yours.

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I feel all of these

tallblueandhandsome replied to your post: People telling me jokingly that I should become an…

OMG Sevi xD Your sadism is showing up xDDDD

You guys got me so confused,  I went to look up if I had used the wrong word (since “agony aunt” translates to “Kummerkasten-Tante” in German and means someone who listens to people’s problems and helps them out) and oh dear, guys -

You’re absolutely right - it’s borderline cruel of me to even think about taking money for listening to sad people.

… Wait.

Then what does a therapist do, exactly?