omg i make my self laugh

Gotham academy+role models

-Olive looks up to red hood because of how he defends people who’s families have been messed with and how he takes none of batman’s shit
-One time Jason was at the school doing Red hood stuff and olive was just 1000% overwhelmed
-This made Jason 1000% overwhelmed too because ????¿¿!? People look up to me ???!?!¿?
-Colton looks up to Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
-TBH he just stumbled into harley while going to his trailer in the woods
-harley:“Hey puddin ya’ know how we were talking about kids”
Ivy:“I know of it”
Harley:“yeah well we have a son now his name is Colton”
-The two of them just let Colton sit in this apartment and complain about his parents and school (and Kyle)
- Ivy gave him a little succulent so she could keep an eye on him
- Ivy:“This way if your family ever puts a hand on you again I’ll know and be able to beat them up”
-Pom likes Cat woman
-honestly tho who doesn’t look up to cat woman
-Independent Cuban woman with a really high education and self-confidence.
- one night she witnesses cat woman escaping a robbery and she yells “Please just be my sugar mama omg”
-Selina starts laughing so hard she stops and almost gets caught.
-Colton uses his moms to hook up Pom so she can actually talk to Catwoman
-Colton:“boi am I about to make your fucking day”
-Kyle and Maps are the only ones from a pro-batman family
-Maps is super embarrassed that her hero knows her as the kid who got Damian expelled on his first day at a real school.
-Still not embarrassed enough that when she was invited as Damian’s plus one to a fancy Wayne gala she refrained from playing deep throat by cupcakke from the speakers
-that was also known as the time she was running way from Bruce and face planted into the entrance to the bat cave
-For Halloween everyone dressed as their respective role models
-olive:red hood
Colton: harley
Pom:cat woman
Kyle: batman (he saw his friends were uncomfortable and changed in the end)
- maps was too small to get a regular robin costume and had to get the “girl” version
- Damian actually ended up dropping by on Halloween and found it hilarious that people would even sell something like that
-of course they knew they were almost the same exact size and needed to switch costumes
-only problem was Damian forgot to switch back and had to go on patrol as sexy robin
-also the batfam saw the pictures he took of the club and were generally confused
-tim:“why are your friends so against us good guys, you’re the only one in the family that’s attracted such anti-hero people”
-Damian: “super boy”

Seventeen in Dallas!

Short fan account of my experience with seventeen in Dallas!

I had the most fun at the show! A had an amazing view of the stage! I wish i would have gone down into the faux pit that was made probably would have more of an interaction with them but its all good.

Don’t wanna bore anyone with my dabbling about concert details so ill just give my highlights lol.

I had an interaction with woozi during a ment, like literally half the whole concert boy was like the 😑 emoji. So from where my seat was there is like a clear view of me like i was right there you can’t miss me lol I noticed through out the whole thing he was looking in my direction! We locked eyes and he looked away, so i was like okaaaaay. So I wanted to get a good video of my baby daddy coups ( WHICH I MAYSAY HE LOOK FREAKING DELICIOUS OMG) ahm Then I turned my head to see woozi staring at me again! So with my happy little self I decided to make a surprise finger heart at him, AND HE FREAKING LAUGHED AT ME AND SMILED OUT IF EMBARRASSMENT,AMUSEMENT? IDK BUT AHHHHHHHHHHH. My heart was doing little back flips like omg, I thought I caught the moment on my phone since i was filming but freaking nope I didn’t have my phone facing his direction when it happen fml. But the girl in front of me was videotaping to on her phone and caught the moment

at 2:30-2:36 its not my video and idk how to gif so if anyone wants to gif it I would be really grateful if you did!!! but im so glad she caught it!!

2nd highlight
Not a big one but I got Hansol (Vernon) to wave at me! Also he was having a full blown convo with a girl in the faux pit like shes so freaking lucky i wonder what they where talking about???

3rd highlight high-touch time
I actually have a video of it like i was a sneaky bitch and filmed it lol but its so crap you can hardly see there faces but got a really long I got a really long look at jun cause the girl I made friends with in front me gave him a gift and the security guy got mad lol coups was right there so i had good eye contact with him too! Woozi gave me a really shy smile lol! When i got to mingyu he like lend down and put his arm on the gate, grabbed my hand and with this silly sly grin and he did some shit with his eyebrows too lol My dumb phone wasn’t high enough to get ughh but he said thank you~ for coming and like dragged it lol

But thats my small experience i might upload my high-touch later.

veryakwardpotato: Please laugh at me with me.
So this week I was on camp and I was trying to make an announcement. I decided the best way I could do this was to stand on a stool. Instead, I slipped. It gappened in slow motion. It was crazy. But instead of hurting my self, I fell face first into a bowl of pasta. There was pasta all over the floor and my face. I sat up and everybody was going ‘omg are you okay? Are you hurt?’ Etc, etc… instead of getting embarressed or anything I just said “my pasta!!” Everyone laughed and I didn’t get anymore pasta.


that was ride from start to finish -dakota

ur poor pasta tho -rotem

everytime i’ve dropped something today (which is a lot bc i’m very clumsy), i’ve said “my pasta…” so thanks for that lol - Lily

This post has become a meme in our our group chat im -Maggie

(this is only one of many times it was referenced)

uhhh i was away for this but i remember briefly skimming over something about pasta in the gc?? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS - Karri


I made it home late last night with much less difficulty than I had getting to Austin and I love my past self so much for having the foresight to take today off because omg I’m sooooo wiped out.

I’ll make this short - it was great. Saw old friends and made new ones. Walked my ass off (sadly not literally because I also ate and drank a shit ton). Saw some really beautiful places and went to a giant dog park that filled my soul because there were so many adorable puppers.

Thank you Austin and everybody that was there and Dan for holding my hand while I got my nips pierced. We laughed because we knew without a doubt Brad was there, too. Bonus: Dan, Mike and I all avoided being the one that threw up in the street! #winning

aeroko  asked:

I've been following your blog for years and I gotta say how thankful I am that you haven't changed your blog picture. It is so fucking funny to me and i smile every time I see it. Just thought you should know

Omg Thanks so much for following me for so long! <3 LOL I’m not very good at making nice icons but I’m glad my forever current self portrait makes people laugh because it always looks like I’m grossly freaking out about everything (which is pretty accurate *does a bad eye wink*)

nanika-67  asked:

Psssst Imagine this please! Gabriel got those slippers that squeak when you walk and Sam is just "Gabe don't DO it." The Archangel just crackles as he runs around with these corgi slippers that make little squeaks where ever he goes. Sam is just quickly walking away while Gabriel keeps up and grabbing candy from the self. It's just half a hour of this moose man speed walking away from this laughing blonde who is wearing squeaky corgi slippers. And everyone in the store hears "Oh my god, Gabe."

Hahahah nope. I am so totally not drawing this. Nope. I’m not writing a fanfiction to it. Definitely not. Hahaha nope.

@ohmygoshwirt j-just imagine this in a oneshot. Omg.

@nanika67 I kinda hate this rn cos this is all I’ve been able to think of today. Curse you.

I've managed to kidzbopify ageha glow

There are stickers on the window
And I see a funny reflection of my surroundings
Girls and juice boxes
All these girls have frowny faces
That’s cause the kidz bop kidz are the best, right?
Thanks for helping me with studying
You’re very pretty
Boost my self esteem
That girl is not very nice
Those pants look uncomfortable
I’m jealous of her brand name stuff (envy is a sin)
That’s a rad veteran for you
This girl is cute
Omg she has many friends
She makes amazing cookies- that’s best friend material
That’s why she’s my best friend
Spread the the word of the pop quiz
We were texting about some extreme stuff
You want to know what I did over the weekend
Those are cute heart emojis
I send a crying laughing emoji
You send a clapping emoji
Let’s talk about something cool
All these girls have frowny faces
That’s cause the kidz bop kidz are the best, right?
Thanks for helping me with studying
You’re very pretty
Boost my self esteem
That girl is not very nice
Those pants look uncomfortable
I’m jealous of her brand name stuff (envy is a sin)
That’s a rad veteran for you
Oh no I’m getting too hyper!
Seriously let’s go to the park this tree house is unstable
That’s my finishing move: drinking Capri sun
At home I usually drink coolaid
Oh no I’m getting too hyper!
Seriously let’s go to the park this tree house is unstable
That’s my finishing move: drinking Capri sun
Spread the the word of the pop quiz
All these girls have frowny faces
That’s cause the kidz bop kidz are the best, right?
Thanks for helping me with studying
You’re very pretty
Boost my self esteem
That girl is not very nice
Those pants look uncomfortable
I’m jealous of her brand name stuff (envy is a sin)
That’s a rad veteran for you
This girl is cute
Omg she has many friends
She makes amazing cookies- that’s best friend material
That’s why she’s my best friend
Oh no I’m getting too hyper!
Seriously let’s go to the park this tree house is unstable
That’s my finishing move: drinking Capri sun
(It’s a mix between two different translations)


A Kitten For Everything That You Are To Me

@okamiaki  This is for Jamie, because it’s their birthday, and I wanted to write something thought entirely thinking of them. It has angst and kittens. Probably one of the most angstiest and fluffy things I’ve ever written.

But let me be a sap, for a moment here.

Jamie, I love you. You’re such a great human being, I just- I don’t know what did I ever do to make you find your way into my life, but I’m so really grateful for it. You’re like the hugest dork I know, and I love it cuz it complements my own dorkiness. (I’m seriously getting emotional omg), like seriously, half the time I spend talking to you I spend it laughing and the other half thinking how much I wanna smother you in hugs. You are an amazing person, and so self-deprecating it makes me wanna head-butt you. You are an amazing writer, even if you think you’re not and I have to literally fight you and yell at you that yes you fucking are.


Okay, I’m done, may the fic begin.

Stiles dropped the duffel bag on the floor, and stubbornly continued to ignore his boyfriend following him inside. 

There were a couple of tense minutes –that Stiles spent stripping his clothes off in harsh and jerky movements- before finally Derek spoke, “I can’t believe you did that.” His voice low, and barely concealing how annoyed he was.

Stiles clenched his jaw and bitterly exhaled from his nose, not reacting in any other way.

“I told you to be careful.” Derek went on, his tone betraying how pissed off he really was now. “You can’t just say things like that to an alpha of a powerful pack like the Connors! You were going to put all of us at risk!”

Stiles whipped his head around, “He insulted you!” he shouted incredulous, taking a couple of steps towards him. “What? Was I supposed to stand there like an idiot, as they insulted my mate?”

Derek sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, “I should’ve never taken you with me.”

And okay, that hurt. That felt like a fucking punch to Stiles’ heart and he felt himself taking a step back in response.

“Stiles,” Derek said, immediately regretting it, “I didn’t mean it like that.”

Keep reading

Omg thor ragnorak



Some spoilery thoughts below so scroll past

Omg hulk(bruce)/valkyrie brotp!!!!

Excellent use of the immigrant song omg

Loved Heimdall .

Where the fuck was sif?

Valkyrie is the utter opposite of Jane and omg Tessa Thompson killed it. Slaughtered it.

It was so fucking funny. I just about killed myself laughing. I was taking a huge drink when hulk got out of the hot tub. I choked, inhaled ice tea and then sprayed it all over my self.

Karl urban with the fucking shake weight.

Jeff goldblum was peak goldblum. A + + I would watch his character do anything.

Taika Waititi made an amazing film. Give him all the money to make all the movies.

anonymous asked:

(I know this is like so ooc but I had a dream about this and it ended up being Really funny and I wanted it to be turned into a scenario )Can you possibly write a scenario on how one morning Ayatos s.o wakes up to him passionately dancing and singing to Rick astley ' Never Gonna give You up' ^u^

This is just too great omg that must’ve been one hell of a dream

AYATO is fairly certain that his partner is asleep, so he doesn’t think twiceabout indulging in his secret passion. The “Black Rabbit” belts out the lyrics passionately, not once going off key or skipping a beat. Just as he really gets into it, his partner wakes up. Unsure of what’s going on, they pretend to be asleep, opening their eyes just a hair to see what’s going on. It’s at precisely that point that Ayato breaks out into a dance, swept away by his own passions. It takes every ounce of self-control his partner has not to give themselves away. They pretend to be asleep until they’re certain it’s safe to get out of bed.

Bonus: After the incident, his partner calls their best friend on the phone. “Hey, you’re never going to believe this, but I think I just got rick rolled by my boyfriend.” A long pause ensues before they continue. “Also I’m certain he’s the man I am going to marry.”

anonymous asked:

Hey loser, I love you and your blog. I laugh every damn time you make a new post. I hope you continue to make great post on tumblr with your supporters there for you. Thank you for putting a smile on my face. ♡

Omg thank you, I’m literally so touched that my stupid self brings you so much happiness!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

advice for the signs (based on people I know)
  • aries: you don't need to shout at people and be authoritive to gain respect, just be your lovely, caring self!
  • taurus: it's great that you stick by your opinions but try to be a bit more open-minded (I still love u and you're the funniest gal, open-minded or not)
  • gemini: bitching about someone aloud in a class of 25 people says a lot more about you than it does about the other person. and please don't be embarrassed at your intelligence!
  • cancer: i know it's nice to stay home but sometimes you have to compromise because your friends wanna see you, chica
  • leo: it's easier said than done, but please don't base you worth on how much we do/don't laugh at your jokes. & don't be afraid to show the side of you that comes out in smaller groups of people
  • virgo: please be careful who you tell your boarderline appropriate jokes to, even if it is entertaining when people get mad about it
  • libra: when you're flirting with me can u please tell me if you're just being your charming self or if you actually like me. sincerely, easily attached cancer sun.
  • scorpio: it's cool that you're determined to have this amazing career but take a bloody break from schoolwork omg.
  • sagittarius: I don't know any :(( I need some sags in my life
  • capricorn: you're all so touchy-feely, please just give me some space. & I wish you were less ambitious because I'm jealous of your planned out life
  • aqaurius: hey brother, please stop sitting in ur room playing video games all day because you make me laugh loads when you're not so distant
  • pisces: ily but stop acting so misunderstood all the time. & youre so bloody hard to motivate omg
Volunteer - Michael

Requested - “Hey sweetheart !😊 i have a new request how about reader Working at a vet hospital and michael spends his free time or his days off with her helping her take care of Kitties and dogs 😍😍😍😍 Omg i cant breath he is so cute 😊”

I’ve basically just written this as Michael being adorable with various animals 😂😂
Sorry it took me so long, galaxybutterfly23!


“I think he’s peed in my hands” Michael’s face is a picture.

“He’s only a baby, they do that when they’re excited and you’re making him excited!” You try to keep your laugh quiet so as not to disturb the sleeping mother. Most of the volunteers at the animal sanctuary were older women who wanted something to do in their retirement or teenagers wanting work experience. Then there was Michael, the 19 year old, self declared “punk rock guy”, with tattoos on his arms. To say people were shocked to see him working there, was an understatement, but you, and every animal in the place, knew he had a heart of gold.

“Well, you can just sit back down there now with your brothers and sisters, little fella” he places the excitable puppy back on the ground, where he quickly falls over his little legs in a desperate attempt to dive on his sister, “this is my favourite part of the job” he muses, watching a puppy climb over her sibling’s head without a care.

“What? Playing with cute, baby animals?” You raise an eyebrow, “I’d say that was everyone’s favourite part.”

“I’d say I was best at this part though” he smiles as his favourite puppy wobbles over to chew on his hand, “maybe I’ll stay here and watch these guys, while you go and clean out the rabbits?” He grins.

“You can fu….shut up, Clifford” you glance down and stop yourself.

“Did you just stop yourself from swearing in front of the dogs?” He gazes at you.

“They’re babies, they don’t need to hear that kind of language” you frown, “come on. Rabbits.” You know doesn’t mind cleaning out the animals, he just likes to complain.

“Hey, old man” Mike’s attention went straight to the old, bedraggled looking rabbit in the corner. He always made sure to spend more time with the older animals, because “they might feel left out with everyone fussing over the younger ones”. It was the comments like these that made him your favourite volunteer to work with. You were both soft spots for the uglier, older animals, the ones you thought might be ignored by others.

“How is he?” You ask

“Grumpy” he starts to give the old rabbit some treats, “here ya go, buddy, don’t tell Y/N.”

“Michael! He’s mean to be on a special diet!” You can’t be angry at him though.

“One of the advantages of being old is surely that you can eat what you want!” he defends his actions.

“You’re a pain in the arse, Clifford”

“But you love me” he grins at you.

“Hmph” you narrow your eyes.

“Hey, Y/N?”


“What are you doing later?” His voice sounds nervous.

“Not a lot, why?” You shrug.

“I just thought…you…I mean, we..if you wanted…” He stammers.

“Do you want to form the sentence in your brain first?” Winding him up is one of your favourite things to do.

“God, you’re annoying” he groans, “do you want to go out later…with me, I mean?”

“Go on then” you shrug, trying to hide your grin.

“I like the enthusiasm” he chuckles, “can we go and play with the kittens now?? They’ll have missed me.”

“No, they won’t”

“Sometimes I wonder why I ask to volunteer with you” he murmurs.

“You ask to volunteer with me?” You stop your actions and turn to him.

“What? No!” He turns so you can’t see the blush on his cheeks, “it was just a figure of speech. Anyway, kittens!! Come on, Y/N.” Once all the rabbits’ homes are clean and dry, he drags you to the warm room where the newborn, mewling kittens are kept.

“This room makes me feel so much calmer” you sigh.

“LOOK HE’S YAWNING!” Michael practically has heart eyes as he picks up a kitten and sits down, crossed legged, on the floor.

“Nothing bad can happen when there are kittens” you tickle the little guy under the chin.

“Hey, get your own cat” Mike twists his torso away, “he’s mine.”

“And I’ve just agreed to go on a date with you” you mutter.

“Yes, you have” his wide grin makes your stomach flutter with excitement.

xixiyi  asked:

I'm just tired. Tired about larries and their tunnel vision. It's so damn annoying how an article/journalist/etc. says something pro-larry and larries immediately suck their ass, they think they're the ones who know everything about everyone but they're so manipulated. They don't even help Louis and Harry, they just care about ship them but not support them. I'm so grateful that the ziam fandom is more controlled. Bless the #teamstunt who are focused on everything.

I agree that the Larry fandom has been very manipulated, both by the media and by 1DHQ. There seems to be such a thirst–a desperation–among some Larries for any type of validation that there’s no concern for when people are laughing AT you (and Harry and Louis) and not WITH you. At this point there’s no longer any type of a demand for respect for themselves (or Harry and Louis) anymore. It’s just, “notice me, notice me, NOTICE MY SHIP!” And the consequence of that is being made a fool of and debasing Harry and Louis’ relationship in the process.

Accurate representation of that type of Larrie in 2015. 

It’s a problem. And I contemplated this for a while last night. When I saw some Larries were absolutely loving some of the shady and downright insulting articles about 1D’s impending hiatus–which included shade about the closet and using queerness as a tool to level up fame-wise–I wondered what are they seeing that I’m not seeing? How could anyone consider this crap positive or worse yet, seeding for a coming out? I was baffled.

But then I thought well maybe this is one of the many ways that privilege manifests itself. Because privilege can means you can’t relate to the struggles of marginalized people because you don’t share in that struggle. Obviously, those laughing at the low-key homophobic gay jokes cannot relate. One article joked that Harry and Louis would finally make it official in their 40′s after years and years of self imposed closeting. The reaction? OMG you guysssssss, Larry mention!!!!1!1! Everybody knows!!!! I love it!1!11!!!!

My reaction?

So where’s the disconnect? It must have something to do with many of these fans being people who don’t have to be on their guard for hate and microaggressions that can come outta left field at any time. Or they absolutely have no empathy for the struggles of queer people. Or they absolutely minimize the fact that closeting is a by-product of hate. And hate is not a joke.

At any rate, I’ve had it with these self aggrandizing faux allies who are only in it for fetishization, titillation and amusement. Even though many of us have fun with the cute aspects of Harry and Louis’ relationship, there should be a line in sand where you say enough or that’s not ok. And both the media that exploit Larry for page views without expressing a shred of sympathy for their current plight and the fans who eat it up have crossed that line. It’s not ok.

5SOS Blurb #2: He has the stomach flu


Dear anon that requested, i’m super sorry i turned this into a blurb but it was going to end up very similar to the car sick preference and i wanted to avoid that. Hope you enjoy!(:

Ashton:Ok so we all know Ash is like super dorky and giggly and kinda self conscious and all that good crap so i think his situation would be so freaking funny. So imagine you have your flat with Ash and you come home after school/work only to hear someone groaning and so obviously you’re all worried like omg there’s a ghost in my house and im gon’ die. You’d probably make your way up the stairs and then you hear it. A GIANT ASS FART COMING FROM THE BATHROOM FOLLOWED BY SOME GROANING. By now (im laughing so hard guys) you figured it out that Ash is sick and probably you’d be laughing, he’d manage to hear you over the noises his ass is making and groan telling you to “leave babe! this is embarrassing!" And well no one wants a self-conscious Ashton so you’d leave medicine on the night stand and walk out to the living room only to tease him about his stomach issues later on when he’s better.

Luke: DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUS-NESS OF A SICK LUKE HEMMINGS? YES? GOOD. Alright lets get started, so, super baby Lucas would be super shy about it my dudes. He’s such a lazy ass i bet his stomach is immune to getting stomach flu so this time around everyone is like bruh wtf? this isnt supposed to happen to you, you freaking endless pit of food. I think Luke would try to play it off like he’s ok but after you go to his place and you see he’s pale and the bathroom stinks of throw up, AND some super stinky gas from time to time, well i think you’d get the idea of what’s going on. So when he slips to the bathroom again you decide to take advantage of that time and make him some soup. When he comes back ya’ll curl up on the couch and he eats his soup IN A BURRITO BLANKET. Burrito Luke is important

Calum: Who agrees with me that Calum would never let this day go?I think he’s the kind of guy that doesn’t want his girl to see him all weak and stuff so when he goes to your place (cos you had a home-date planned out) sick he’s trying really hard to be ok. BUT BUT BUUUUTTTTT (Calum’s ass yo), the minute he steps in your house he’s already in the bathroom letting his stomach go to freaking town. You obviously being the caring girlfriend would knock on the door asking if he needs anything, and Calum is the type of guy to make the best in any situation so he’d be all like ”yeah babe, i want you to leave or im gonna fart in your face!“ AND YOU’D BE ALL ”OHMYGOD CALUM THAT’S NASTY, NOT MY FAULT YOUR ASS IS GETTING ALL SWOLLEN FROM SITTING ON THE TOILET". Calum is just the dude to make this icky situation freaking funny and awesome.

Michael: People. PEOPLE. PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW MICHAEL IS A HUGE BABY.sO Therefore, Michael would totally be one to curl up on your lap and whine about his stomach hurting. I think he’d obviously trust you a lot so he’d tell you that he thinks he got the stomach flu (my poor bby :c) and you’d be the super awesome girlfriend that makes him diet food and drink lots of fluids and FREAKING CLIFFORD WOULD WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING. “Babe this needs salttttt” “Babe this needs sugar” “babe my tummy hurts” “BABE I NEED MORE PAPER!" nEEDY MICHAEL IS MY LIFE OK??

I think i got a bit carried away ._. my bad yo.

Hope you like it!

- Leni xX

a little something for therealjacksepticeye !!!

my favorite youtuber ever, he’s such an inspiration to me omg. he always tries to remain as positive as possible and he’s got such a great sense of humor. he never fails to make me laugh or smile, and I’m really happy that I found his channel when I did. I feel super nervous even posting this, as I don’t draw people very much so I’m really self conscious about drawing them, but I just had to try. ;-; (not to mention I JUST LOOK UP TO THIS DUDE A LOT SO I’M NERVOUS TO BEGIN WITH SORRY JACK REALLY SHY PERSON HERE HAHA) I promise I’ll draw something even better in the future, but I hope you like it!

EXO reaction: when they see their pre-debut pics. Love your blog <3


Xiumin: At least mine are not embarrassing 

Luhan: Omg I look like a manga chracter

Kris: Nobody makes fun of my hair understand?

Suho: I don’t look that bad. (You were beautiful ok?)

Lay: I was so weird in those Chinese shows.

Baekhyun: *self-explanatory* (Awww don’t be hard on yourself Baekhyun)

Chen: *laughs* I remember those glasses.

Chanyeol: Why must they use that picture of me?

D.O.: Anybody who makes fun of me will get cursed.

Tao: DON’T LOOK AT ME! *runs away*


Sehun: I still looked good.