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SUPER LESBIAN MOVIE POST

 1.MAEDCHEN IN UNIFORM 1931

Basically a German produced 1930′s film that features a student who falls in love with her teacher. Some kissing/hugs in it. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

Pretty good for the time period

2.THE CHILDREN’S HOUR 1961

A student tells a lie about her two female teachers and causes one of them to question her sexuality. NOT A HAPPY ENDING. 

Again good for the time period. 

3. THERESE AND ISABELLE 1968

An old woman visits her old school and reflects on a past lesbian love she had at the school. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

4. Just the two of us 1973

A pair of housewives fall into bed together after seeing two women hold hands in a restaurant on sunset boulevard. One is a lesbian and the other is exploring. NOT A HAPPY ENDING. 

5. WINDOWS 1980

Lesbian psycho stalker. NOT A HAPPY ENDING

6. PERSONAL BEST 1980

Two young athletes engage in sexual relationship, however, one of the girls leaves and goes off to be with a man. 

7. THE HUNGER 1983

An aging vampire dumps her boyfriend for a woman. 

8. LIANNA 1983

Lianna, a naive young wife of a professor bored with her life has an affair with another woman, Ruth and when her affair becomes common knowledge, she finds herself shunned by both her friends and family. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

9. Desert Hearts 1985

A middle aged woman in current divorcing of her husband pursues an affair with a young woman named Cay whom she meets in Reno at a ranch. HAPPY ENDING. It is worth a watch.

10. THE BERLIN AFFAIR 1985

The daughter of a Japanese ambassador has an affair with the wife of a Nazi officer. The Japanese woman ruins it by sleeping with the Nazi officer. 

11. NOVEMBER MOON 1984

November is a french/german Jew who falls in love with a french woman in Nazi-occupied France. The two women must fight to be with each other, hiding November in the rural countryside. GUYS THIS FILM IS LIKE HAPPY ENDING ISH BUT YOU WILL CRY COS SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENS IN END WORTH THE WATCH.

12.THE INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF TWO GIRLS IN LOVE 1995

A young Tina Kernard from L word plays a butch Randy who falls in love with a an upper class black girl. I dont really like it, its overhyped. 

13. GO FISH 1994

Max is a young lesbian student who meets Ely, they end up at her place and, after some flirtatious conversation, they kiss. Suddenly a call comes in from Ely’s  partner Kate, with whom Ely has been in a long-distance relationship for more than two years, which puts a bit of a damper on things. Ely decides to cut off all her hair, ending up with a very short butch style. She runs into Max in a bookstore and Max almost does not recognize her. Ely and her roommate Daria throw a dinner party and, after a spirited game of I Never, Max and Ely reconnect. They make plans to go out again and then begin kissing. They have several phone conversations, in the course of which Ely reveals that she’s “sort of broken up” with Kate. They get together for a second date but they never make it out of the apartment. Max ends up trimming Ely’s fingernails. This turns into foreplay and they have sex. HAPPY ENDING.

14. LATE BLOOMERS 1996

Two women fall in love, a maths teacher and a married secretary who works in the same school. They pursue a relationship to the dismay of work colleagues and family. The two women want to marry each other aw aw aw HAPPY ENDING. This film is a bit of a flop tho

15. WHEN NIGHT IS FALLING 1995

Camille a christian professor meets Petra who is in the circus. Camille has a boyfriend however, falls in love with Petra. Happy Ending, worth the watch. 

16. BOUND 1996

Corky, a tough female ex con falls in love with Violet, the girlfriend of a mobster. Together they concoct a scheme to steal millions of stashed mob money and pin the blame on Violet’s crooked boyfriend Caesar. Happy ending for couple, its not your romantic comedy or anything but ok

17. HIGH ART

Two women fall in love, ones straight, others got a girl, its ok movie

18. FUCKING AMAL(show me love) 1998

Agnes is a depressed teenager with no friends and is in love with the popular girl Elin. After a dare to kiss Agnes, Elin discovers she is attracted to Agnes and avoids her, sleeping with a boy to convince herself otherwise. Elin realises she loves Agnes and kiss in the schools bathroom, the entire school  see them and in turn are outed. HAPPY ENDING.

19. AMIEE AND JAGUAR 1999

Based on a true story follows two women in Berlin whilst  the Gestapo is purging the capital of Jews, a dangerous love affair blossoms between two women. One of them, Lilly Wust, married and the mother of four sons, enjoys the privileges of her stature as an exemplar of Nazi motherhood. For her, this affair will be the most decisive experience of her life. For the other woman, Felice Schragenheim, a Jewess and member of the underground, their love fuels her with the hope that she will survive. BUT ITS A SAD FUCKING ENDING U WILL CRY GOOD FILM

20. BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE 

Maggie meets a young artist named Kim. They quickly develop an intense romance and move in together. However when Maggie’s mother and brother come to stay she is forced to decide between living in secret or revealing who she really is. A tale of love, acceptance, loss and pleasure.

21. GRAY MATTERS 2006

Gray falls in love with her brothers fiance after drunkenly kissing her. Gray discovers she is gay and has to find herself in this rom com. Its not a romance film as such but it is a feel good film with a lesbian protagonist, quite campsy but a great film. 

22. FINGERSMITH 2005

Complicated storyline but the premise is basically two women who fall in love in victorian england under strange circumstance. Some sweet and passionate love scenes, Happy ending. 

23. LOVING ANNABELLE 2006

Annabelle and her female teacher fall in love, resulting in the teacher being arrested. Some nice love scenes. Ending a bit meh

24. JENNYS WEDDING 2015

This film had the potential to be good, however, the characters fell flat and you were left wanting more. The film follows Jenny who is in the closet to her parents and decides to marry Kitty her partner of five years. The film is more about her parents accepting her and going to her wedding, its a good watch in terms of its gay themed, its just the lesbian couple is not rooted for as much as you would if the love was portrayed between them more, they kiss a couple of times and thats it. 

25. CONCUSSION 2013

WOW lemme just say this film is an odd one, weirdly you root for the lesbian housewife who cheats on her wife and becomes a prostitute. Its a fantastic film with well executed love scenes. Abbey, a lesbian housewife decides to become a lesbian escort as she is in a sexless marriage. WATCH IT ITS GOOD

26. THE WORLD UNSEEN 2007

Beautiful film of lesbian love. Miriam a housewife falls in love with Amina, a cafe owner in the 1950′s and in South Africa. Optimistic ending for the two. Despite no sex scene, the love between them is elicited via kisses and looks. 

27. I CANT THINK STRAIGHT 2008

Tala, a Palestinian, falls in love with Leyla a British Indian. Tala is engaged to be married and must overcome her sexuality in order to be with Leyla. HAPPY ENDING WATCH IT, ITS CORNY BUT GOOD

28. CRACKS 2009

This film is a weird one. A teacher, the sexy Eva Green is obsessed with the new Spanish girl, she rapes her in her sleep and the ending omg watch it, Its not happy but the character Eva Green portrays is fantastic. 

29. THE GIRL KING 2015

A Swedish Queen falls in love with her Lady in waiting. Good film

30. CHLOE 2009

This film is no romantic happy film but it is so raw and interestingly poignant. Chloe is hired by Catherine to seduce her husband as she believes he is cheating on her. Chloe reports back to Catherine and in a state of sadness from what Chloe says her husband did, they sleep together. Chloe becomes obsessed with Catherine, leading to a death at the end of the film omg watch it, see Amanda Seyfried have sex with Julianne Moore

31. BANDAGED 2009

Lucille disfigures her face and is bandaged until her surgeon Father can cure her. He hires a nurse, Joan, to care for Lucille in her recovery. As Lucille begins to heal, it is clear the two are falling for each other resulting in love scenes that are v niceee. The ending is happy/sad/who knows

32. ITS IN THE WATER 1997

A cheesy comedy about Alex who tests her sexuality when old high school friend Grace tells her she had an affair with another woman. The two fall in love in a town where homosexuality is a sin. Its v cheesy but what do you expect from a 1997 lesbian film. 

33. Elena Undone 2010

Elena Undone is a tad corny and low budget but the characters are well explored and little factoid for you: it has the longest onscreen kiss in history. Elena is married to a pastor but falls in love with Peyton.

34. BLOOMINGTON 2010

Its not great, its corny and a bit of a flop but some scenes get your heart racing. Classic student teacher relationship with extra cheese on top, the ending is pants as is the whole film. 

35. A PERFECT ENDING 2012

A married woman hires a female prostitute, they fall in love but one of them dies. A bit shit this film but potential to be good.

36. BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR 2013

People dont give this film a chance and seek out the explicit sex scene but if you invest time in the film, you will cry at the end omg. Adele and Emma fall in love, break up cos Adele is a slutty idiot, then Adele wants Emma back. 

37. IMAGINE ME AND YOU 2005

This film is never going to win Oscars, but its a good feel good lesbian film. Its cute and you will the characters to be together, corny but good. Rachel marries Heck and on her wedding day meets the florist, Luce whom she falls in love with. 

38. LOST AND DELIRIOUS 2001

Paulie and Victoria are roomates who are seemingly in love until Victoria breaks Paulies heart by sleeping with a boy, Paulie kills herself. 

39. KISS MYG 2011

Mia and Frida fall in love after meeting at their parents engagement party. Happy ending and the sex scenes in this film are wowowow

40. KISSING JESSICA STEIN 2002

Bit of a flop, jessica tries being with a woman but doesnan’t work.

41.BETWEEN TWO WOMEN 2004

Some people might see this film as a bit of a flop but personally I love it, it is set in the late 1940′s and follows a married woman who falls in love with her 10 year old sons female teacher. watch ittttt.

42. CONTRACTED 2013 

A lesbian woman is raped and contracts a deadly disease.

43. BRIDGET JONES EDGE OF REASON 2004

Just for the laughs is the sequel to Bridget Jones where the ‘bitch’ Rebecca turns out to be gay and in love with Bridget

44.THE SEA PURPLE 2009

Angela is in love with Sara but the only way to be together is if Angela becomes a man due to the time period. Its sad omg

45. CAROL 2015

BEST FILM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WATCH IT. CAROL IS OLDER AND SEXY AND PURPOSELY LEAVES HER GLOVES SO THERESE CAN GIVE THEM HER BACK AND INVITE HER ROUND ON SUNDAYS AND MAKE HER HEART CRY AND THEN TAKE HER ON A ROAD TRIP SO THEY CAN MAKE LOVE THEN CAROL LEAVES HER AND WRITES AN EMOSH LETTER AND THERESE HATES CAROL NOW AND CAROL IS LIKE I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO WAIT THEN ASKS TO MEET HER IN OAK ROOM WHERE SHE TELLS HER SHE LOVES HER AND THE FEELS THEN THERESE BEFORE SHE CAN ANSWER COS SHE ACTING FUCKING STUPID GETS INTERRUPTED BY SOME DIK CALLED JACK AND THEY GO TO PARTY AND THERESE IS LIKE OMG DO I LOVE CAROL THEN SHES LIKE YES LEMME GO SEE HER AND SHE BUSTS INTO RESTAURANT AND SEES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL CATE BLANCHETT SITTING THEIR ALL FUCK ME LOVE ME WANT ME THERESE AND IM LIKE THERESE GO GET HER. very good film watch it

films to watch

so i saw a post listing films in foreign languages and i thought i could expand on the list a little bit but my addition got so massive i decided to move it to a separate post. this list will focus on my target languages and feature a little bit of french as well just to spice it up. 

films are good for several reasons

  • usually quite fun
  • actually challenging if u watch w/o subtitles and the easiest way to achieve immersion in the privacy of your home
  • “productive procrastination”
  • might give u cultural insight as well
  • or encourage you to learn some history!!!!
  • i’m really tired of people watching almodóvar and being like uuuuuuhuuuu look the great spanish director and forgetting that not only are there spanish films not directed by almodóvar but also that spanish is spoken in other countries as well and GUESS WHAT they produce culture

ok here we go!!!!! im really lazy and my computer is agonizingly slow so i can provide no links. if something interests you search for it et voila

WARNING!!!!! long post 

spanish

  • magia salvaje - this is an uber cool colombian film showing largely unexplored areas of colombia which i think is the most beautiful country on earth. it was recommended to me independently by a friend from my spanish class and my colombian pen pal gal. from its website: “magia salvaje es la cinta del mundo natural más ambiciosa realizada en el país (…) [realizada en] 85 locaciones y 20 ecosistemas. (…) un tributo a la belleza de colombia“ tl;dr: cool shit u should watch, it’s available on yt
  • señor ávila - a p good series filmed by the mexican hbo starring tony dalton as an exemplary father and husband that starts working as a paid killer for the mafia, but it’s not all peachy because it affects his personal life and his son gets into some really deep shit. gets a bit grim at times but good nevertheless
  • retrato de un comportamiento animal - really cute indie film made in uruguay. an unlikely couple on a trip to brazil. expect nice landscapes and voseo
  • relatos salvajes - dark humour from argentina, a series of episodes in which people go absolutely bonkers over the most petty shit and also get p violent when you wouldn’t expect them to be. produced by pedro almodóvar if that serves as any recommendation.
  • la historia oficial - another one from argentina. drama. set during the dictatorship and based on true events, follows a family through a period when they would literally tear lil kids from their mothers and drown the parents if they were enemies of the state. watch it
  • juana la loca - spanish historical drama about their queen joan the mad
  • el laberinto del fauno - can we just, omg, ok, i love that film so much. fantasy, set during the civil war in spain. a little girl discovers this world with monsters and other creatures and it’s scary as shit but she goes through these adventures because she cares for her family. watch itttt
  • doce hombres sin piedad - this is the spanish version of the american classic 12 angry men, recorded in 1973. you can watch it on youtube.
  • gran hotel - spanish tv series, historical drama sort of downton abbey style. weird shit is happening in this lovely hotel, what do we do??? apparently available on netflix
  • como agua para chocolate - cute film “about how life used to be in mexico” (imdb) based on the p famous novel by laura esquivel. lovely colours, romantic love and a lot of nice food
  • los diarios de motocicleta - starring gael garcía bernal in an adaptation of che guevara’s memoir in which young che travels the world on his motorbike
  • no - ok this is some amazing shit (oscar nomination holaaaa). it’s a chilean film with gael garcía bernal set in the 1980s. in 1988 pinochet held a referendum in which basically if u said “yes” he stayed as te country’s official and lawful leader and if you said “no”, well, he went. the film is about the campaign that sought to get rid of him
  • talento de barrio - sorry but i couldn’t omit that one. it has daddy yankee in it, period.

italian

  • la dolce vita - please do yourself a favour and watch it
  • la grande bellezza - as above. this is my favourite film of all time. look for the soundtrack on yt and you will know why
  • il bidone - early fellini follows petty thieves in rome
  • il prefetto di ferro - set in the 1920s. giuliano gemma as cesare mori aka the iron prefect who comes to palermo to deal with the gangs. good shit
  • ladri di biciclette - directed by vittorio de sica, set in post-ww2 rome, “a masterpiece of italian neorealism” (wiki). a desperate family needs their bicycle to survive
  • amarcord - comedy/drama, set in the 1930s. coming-of-age. “Fellini skewers Mussolini’s ludicrous posturings … that <<imprisoned Italians in a perpetual adolescence>> by mockig himself and his fellow villagers in comic scenes tha underline their incapacity to adopt genuine moral responsibility or outgrow foolish sexual fantasies” (wiki). won oscar for foreign language.
  • gomorra - tv series based on famed novel by roberto saviano. rival mob clans. good shit
  • il vangelo secondo matteo - “trattando in maniera antidogmatica un argomento di carattere religioso, l’opera fece sensazione e scatenò un aspro confronto intelettuale sulla stampa, proseguendo le non sopite polemiche per le accuse di vilipendio della religione” (wiki). three oscar nominations.
  • una vita violenta - poor kid in rome attempts to transform his life after leaving prison
  • la notte - marcello mastroianni in a study of a deteriorating relationship
  • la nostra terra - cute film which is literally my aesthetic aka people working the land. educated guy from bologna comes down south to start a community and sell organic veg he will grow himself. featuring creepy mafia guy freshly released from prison and sneaky southerners
  • la mafia uccide solo d’estate - drama but also a comedy fresh from palermo. lil boy observes how the mob influences people’s lives
  • il capitale umano - drama. a car accident ties together the lives of two families. people go crazy. great performance by valeria bruni tedeschi
  • il rosso e il blu - follows the lives of three school teachers as they get really involved in the fucked up lives of their students. confusing but oddly satisfying
  • latin lover - fun comedy of how a famed actor dies leaving behind a shitload of lovers, wives and children who all meet for his funeral.

portuguese

  • trash - an AMAZING brazilian film about two favela boys trying to solve a criminal mystery and unearth corruption before an ill-willed police officer gets to them; all thanks to a wallet found in the dumpster they work in. really good cinema with appearances made by rooney mara and martin sheen
  • singularidades de uma rapariga loura - modern portuguese film based on a short stories by eça de queirós. a blooming romance meets an unexpected obstacle. spot on aesthetic and cleverly blended cultural references. directed by manoel de oliveira who is THE MAN, check out his ther shit such as the p recent o convento starring john malkovich and catherine deneuve
  • saneamento básico - p straightforward but fun brazilian comedy in which a small town community will do anything to raise money to fix their sewer system
  • this is embarrassingly short i will make a separate post to expand 

french

  • farinelli - an AMAZING film based very loosely on the life of the most famous castrato singer, farinelli. loooveeeee
  • la religieuse (2013) - a really stuningly made adaptation of denis diderot’s novel about a girl thrown into a convent against her will and desperate to get out who discovers some dark family secrets.
  • tom à la ferme - weird indie canadian film with xavier dolan, a gay man travelling to meet his dead boyfriend’s family and terrorised by said’s boyfriend’s horrible brother. more dark family shit for u
  • yves saint laurent - nice biographical film with pierre niney
  • dans la maison - terrifying and fascinating drama about how one seductive teenager ruins some families. 10/10 would recommend
  • les choristes - really good film about how a music teacher transforms the lives of a class of “difficult” boys. set in the 1940s to spice it up
  • les liaisons dangereuses (1959) - adaptation of laclos’ classic novel, set in the present day. directed by roger vadim.

that’s it - I hope at least one person finds it interesting/helpful!!!

i once promised a crash course in polish thing and i know i’m delaying it horribly but sometime next week i will prepare a similar post about polish films (if u folks are interested, ofc)

anonymous asked:

omg, coeurdastronaute is my favorite too! i actually love everything she writes?! even the little one shots, god now that you mentioned it, i would die to see the terminal being made a movie, go, go tell her and make babies (movies) together! lol

Isn’t she just fucking brilliant? I would be more than willing to make some sort of deal with the devil to not only get permission to adapt The Terminal into a film but to also get said film funded. Like…you don’t understand how much I love that story. It deserves to be made. It just does. Even if it’s not me (it would break my heart, but I would accept it)

170503 PARIS BOOM

One week ago I flew to Paris to attend my first B.A.P concert, and in the days that followed I was too busy touristing to properly write about it. But we just got back home this morning, and the post-concert depression is setting in, so here goes…

As seen in the pic above, we got great seats where we could see the whole show with no one blocking our sight (or room to breathe). We got in pretty early, and could’ve gotten spots on the floor, but were really happy with this view. It was great, because we had lots of room to dance when the DJ played. Though me and my partner somehow managed to always move to the left and push the poor old lady next to us from her seat. She seemed happy tho, lmao. And the DJ was awesome. Everyone cheered and danced and had a blast, and it rly set the mood. It was lit af and I was kinda sad when it ended tbh XD

Let’s talk about Zelo. This kid was an explosion of fanservice. Interacted a lot with the fans and threw hearts everywhere. Last one to leave the stage, and ran back in for a sec bc he’s a tease. He spoke a lot of English, which was great since I don’t speak much French, lol. I’m sure y’all know by now, but his new solo is entirely in English, and he sings. I had this song stuck in my head the next day. 

Jongup was a shy gentleman, oh my god. It was his time to pick a fan to bring on stage, and when finding out she was 18 he joked he might get in trouble with the police. We laughed. He lead her all the way back down the stage afterwards. He didn’t perform his solo, which was a shame bc it was the solo I’d been looking forward to the most.

Youngjae. This wrecker, omg. He showed off his great pronunciation when they introduced themselves in French in the beginning. He spoke a lot, probably more than Jongup when the fan was on stage. During Carnival he ran around with a camera filming the fans, and it was adorable. Wow, I love him.

I’ve wanted to hear Daehyun sing live for so long, and he was truly amazing. He performed his solo song, which was fucking lit. I haven’t watched any fancams, but I’m pretty sure he was dancing in the US. Here he barely did any dancing, and was alone on stage, but it was great. He was the bartender during Jongup’s fan event, and told the girl “ONLY ONE” when she couldn’t pick her favorite member. I’ve heard his little giggle live, oh my god.

HIMCHAN. Okay. This man is amazing. Lead the fan chants. He wasn’t on stage during Farmata, but I don’t know if he was in the US tour. Everyone cheered really loud whenever it was his parts in any song. Best moment of the whole concert was probably at the end when they were all saying goodbye, and when it was Himchan’s turn we all screamed so loud and long that he did a little bow before we’d let him speak, lmao. He got a lot of love.

Yongguk didn’t say much, which should be no surprise to anyone, but he was happy. I was just so happy to see him. He shouted a lot into the mic. During BangX2 he suddenly had a big water gun and went crazy with it while the others sang the last chorus. Everyone cheered really loud for all his parts as well. His smile is just gorgeous. He got a Tigger. When waving their goodbyes, he really made sure to direct his attention at every part of the audience. He looked deeply thankful and content.

Some favorite moments:

At one point Zelo did one of his impressive back flips, followed by Jongup, and then Youngjae came running raising his hands in the air, and I was like “wait what? is he gonna do it too?” but then he just rolled on the floor. Still raised his arms in triumf as we cheered and laughed. Jongup looked so done. Daehyun died.

During the fan event, I think someone asked the girl who her favorite was (I listened more to the Korean than the French translator) and she responded with Youngjae, Daehyun & Jongup (aka everyone on stage except for Banghim bc Zelo was preparing for his solo). Himchan got up from his chair and went over to Yongguk like “let’s get out of here” lmao

SKYDIVE. Oh my god, this stage was just so fucking cool. Watching all six of them finally perform this song on stage together was beautiful, and the whole audience shouted “SKYDIVE” so damn loud. Jongup’s part was epic as always. Wow, I saw that live.

I’m so proud and thankful for the audience. We cheered and sang along so well, stomping the floor. The boys seemed really happy with us, lol. After the encore, when we knew they wouldn’t come back up again, the DJ played Wake Me Up, and everyone stayed behind to sing the entire song to an empty stage. That was precious. I hadn’t met a single BABY irl before this day, so being surrounded by thousands was really cool, and everyone was so nice and helpful all day. Thank you, French BABYz ♡

And for those who’ve been wondering how my partner was gonna enjoy himself, he had a blast. On the way home he had Feel So Good stuck on his head, and it’s a song he’s never shown much interest in before. He was sad they didn’t perform 1004, because that was the first BAP song he really liked. His own words after the concert: “Well, at this point I gotta be at least a 8 months old fetus, right?” BABY in the making, for sure.

anonymous asked:

Do you have a list of your personal favorite female directors of all time? :)

Fun question!

My individual list of favourites changes all the time and I tend to favour individual movies over individual directors because so few women have been able to put out enough movies to have a real body of work I can point to and say “OMG amazing!”

That said I really enjoy Kathryn Bigelow (particularly Strange Days, The Hurt Locker, Zero Dark Thirty and Point Break), Claire Denis (Beau Travail, 35 Shots of Rum) Agnès Varda (Cleo de 5 a 7, The Beaches of Agnes, The Gleaners & I, Black Panthers, Mur Murs, Uncle Yanco, Vagabond) both of Cate Shortland’s films (haven’t seen her latest yet), both of Sandra Goldbacher’s films, and Lina Wertmüller is an unparalleled genius and I love every single one of her films that I’ve seen and I wish more were available with subtitles. 

And there are so many directors who have made only one film yet that film is very near and dear to my heart: Aurora Guerrero, Victoria Mahoney, Maja Miloš, Rama Burshtein (haven’t seen her 2nd film yet), Jennifer Kent, Ana Lily Amirpour (again haven’t seen her 2nd film), Chloé Zhao. 

Phew! What a list! And already I can see so many people I left out who I do admire like Céline Sciamma, Deepa Mehta, Valérie Donzelli, Susan Seidelman, Campion etc.

Gonna stop here but I could easily come up with 100 names that I’m passionate about. 

“When we make these movies with women we want to give them so much of an empathetic story,” says Theron. “It has to be a revenge story, or there have to be children involved. … I can’t tell you how many times I said in meetings, ‘You don’t need to excuse her for being a woman. We don’t have to point out she can have babies or she loves her husband or her brother or whatever.’ ”

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-ca-mn-sneaks-strong-women-summer-films-20170421-story.html

Originally posted by charlotte-charmante

OMG YESSS! This is the kind of shit I’ve been complaining about for years. A woman can’t just be kick ass, nope. She had to go through some fucking trauma or “doing it all for her kids” crap. Shit gives me hives.

crankgameplays livestream 4/2/17

just a tiny lil recap (6 pages on paper to be exact)

  • he doesn’t know what to do, still getting his shit together
  • “I just wanted to say sahh dude” (shoulda kept a ‘saahh dude’ tally tbh)
  • said he wasn’t feeling good, hes got tummy aches
  • didnt feel like recording, so he streamed instead
  • doesnt really want ppl donating to the channel, but he appreciated it
  • someone said they wanted more original songs from him and he was confused
  • he started playing overwatch
  • on the Hit it fergie video: now he really wants ppl to stop tweeting him about it, he did the video just to shut them up
  • ppl are spamming ‘soft and neat’ thanks for your contribution phandom
  • apparently hes horrible at overwatch
  • ppl want him to play ukelele but he aint got one, the one he had in the 12hr solo stream was kathryns apparently
  • he hardly plays overwatch and frequently gets killed
  • “I’m an overwatch king dude!! Saahh…”
  • tbh its much calmer than his videos,,,,, voice is much deeper,,,, more relaxed,,,, good for the soul
  • so many “sahh dude”s
  • he forgot to tweet out the stream link oops
  • hasnt watched the walking dead in a while, he fell behind
  • used to watch twd with his dad a lot
  • he also misses his parents a lot
  • he talks about how supportive they were in everything he did, they never said one negative thing
  • they would drive him 45min back and forth for gymnastics :’)
  • he also cried while writing out a long birthday message to his dad :’’’)
  • “balls balls balls balls” -in the midst of a battle or something
  • “how did i die?” -ethan, when he dies
  • Ethan, brian and G are doing a panel for indy popcon and hopefully a m&g
  • he likes that ppl feel welcome here in the community
  • “Ew gross girbeagly? Stupid…” idk the context i just wrote it down lmao
  • “You guys really dont have to donate!!!” x23442345
  • will probably make more battle cats videos
  • he misses maine
  • doesnt like pacific time bc its super hard to schedule things and videos
  • had a road trip to canada w his bro just before he moved to la
  • He’s not going to do another snapchat video
  • In a dry spell when it comes to games lately, hopefully it stops soon bc theres new games coming
  • Robin is watching apparently???
  • Ethan says pax south is much more chill than pax east
  • He regrets not taking the time to reupload all his videos from the old channel onto the new one
  • Theres apparently 700 privated videos on the old channel
  • Deciding what music to play in the background
  • “Big jazz boy, yeah thats what i am, you know it”
  • *burps into the mic*
  • He put on the flower crown “i am adorable” :’)
  • Says we should listen to the podcast “the comedy button”
  • He listens to a lot of podcasts actually
  • Ethan does not live with mark, and he doesnt film in his office
  • Fave thing abt maine is his friends :’)
  • Once he moved away he really started to appreciate the town he came from
  • Probably gonna keep the blue hair for the rest of 2017
  • He likes ppl cosplaying as him
  • Someone asked if hes dating kathryn and he said no
  • “I’ll tell her about that, she’ll laugh”
  • Dancing to the music (this happens throughout the stream)
  • Someone asked if he could help them name their puppy
  • “Omg i love puppies i hope you love her forever and give her treats tell her i said hi!!”
  • talked about his pupper cooper (rip) and that she was his best friend
  • he really wants a girl dog, but he knows hes too busy rn to take care of one
  • Had a slight allergy to dogs but it probably went away over time
  • he’s playing with a silver ball
  • If youre mean and bullying ppl then u dont belong in this community, be respectful!!
  • says the ball is somewhat like a stress ball
  • basically he constantly needs to be doing something with his hands due to adhd
  • He did not go to college, took a gap year,,,, then another one,,,, then la happened
  • Considered going to film school and if he had time he’d want to do a short film
  • He doesnt think he could have a job that isn’t creative
  • He’ll think about doing a tour of his place,,,, possibly,,,, one day
  • Fave 21p song,,,,,,, heavy dirty soul,,,,,,,, maaybbee
  • He’s a scorpio (i only put this bc for some reason i thought he was a libra)
  • Mixed feelings about the ‘dark side’ character thing: he doesn’t want to come off like he’s copying jack & robin, but he does like the communities ideas
  • wants to be more consistent with trash goblin podcast
  • Crankgameplays name origin: dad owned a company called ‘crank’ & ethan had a poster of it in his room and then he and andrew were deciding what to name the channel, eth saw the poster and then bam
  • thanked the ppl who donated to the channel (lots of name butchering)

And thats what you missed on glee

Dating Rosé would include...

  • first off Rosé is a beautiful angel that need protecting
  • a lot of it
  • it’s #RoséProtectionSquad level
  • she’s so clumsy around you
  • like she could be walking across smooth glass and trip
  • then grab onto you cuz “save me babe”
  • she’s almost set the apartment on fire several times
  • “oh there’s a candle right there”
  • tries to stay away from the candle
  • trips, falls, sets the carpet on fire
  • you run out of the shower like wtf
  • she’s just pouring water on it like “shhhh”
  • now whenever you walk past the burnt spot you laugh
  • waking up to her adorable face
  • it’s 11/10
  • if she can’t be with you she’ll leave notes
  • like “good morning sunshine sorry I had to go into work early”
  • they’re honestly all over the place
  • some are in English or Korean or whatever your native language is
  • she’ll sit up late at night trying to copy “I love you” in your native tongue
  • she makes everyone soft
  • your parents love her
  • it’s crazy
  • you’re pretty sure they lowkey want to adopt her and kick you out of the family
  • snapchats 24/7
  • it’s usually random stuff but
  • ??? she’s still so cute
  • it could be the set for an mv and she’s taking a picture of a cloud
  • “it looks like Jennie’s fluffy hair”
  • or it’ll be of her hyping the girls
  • “look how cute Lisa looks ❤️”
  • her learning how to play your favorite songs on her guitar
  • like you’re coming home and hear Goodbye by 2NE1 playing
  • but like ??¿? it’s not coming from a speaker
  • you walk in your room and Rosé is on the bed with her guitar
  • “hi babe I learned a new song”
  • being that one couple everyone makes fun of but secretly loves
  • “omg y'all are so nasty” –Lisa probably
  • the girls making fun of you 25/8
  • like you’ll hug and they’ll be like
  • “oh wow” 👀
  • then start dramatically imitating you
  • but they lowkey love it
  • you’re the fifth member of BLACKPINK
  • Rosé takes you everywhere
  • oh she’s going to the studio?
  • gotta take the gf
  • oh she’s filming a variety show
  • gotta take the gf
  • you two are honestly attached at the hip
  • but it’s aight cuz the Blinks ship y'all real hard
  • #1 cutest couple in kpop

I FOUND LEAKED PHOTOS. Ok so from what i see, Z’s character is the “oh i dont care about anything but love me” type and shes vying for Peter’s affection but from what ive heard her describe her character like i assume shes keeping her feelings to herself. In the last photo Peter is obviously talking to Liz and you can see Michelle visibly upset. Im interested to see how this goes because Z is supposed to have a bigger role in the future films. What if they like make Michelle and Peter have a platonic relationship in the beginning but slowly start getting feelings and omg i cant handle but theyre probably not gonna do that but a girl can dream

anonymous asked:

So I rewatched Matilda recently with my sister because it's a film we loved as kids and can we talk about how hot and how gay Miss Honey is??

I had such strong feelings about her and didn’t know why and now I’m just like omg because she is so gay and I am so gay and omgggg.

anonymous asked:

uhm so today is the norwegian constitution day and i was dancing in a parade and turns out the girl who plays noora in skam was watching and she filmed it and put it on her instagram story ITS FINE IM FINE

yoURE FAMOUS!!!!!! (omg for real though congrats and happy constitution day and also i’m def in love w noora and the girl who plays her so i would’ve passed out if i were you) 

  • You: OMG I love Frozen!
  • Me, an intellectual: While the film has some fantastic animation and lovely songs (sans the hideously overplayed "Let It Go"), it suffers from a clear production rush and its plot makes very little sense. Hans' character development was rushed and sloppy. He claims he hopes to woo Anna and murder Elsa in order to ascend to the throne as king, but he saves Elsa's life earlier in the film even when no one would have questioned her being killed by the guards she was attacking. He also smiles at Anna when she's not even looking, rules Arendale faithfully in her absence-serving the cold and poor subjects and protecting them from treason by the Duke of Wesselton, and generally behaves with nothing but kindness and goodness until the last 15 minutes of the film. It's painfully obvious that his turn to evil was a cheap "twist" decided at the last stages of production after they shied away from making Elsa the villain.
  • On top of that, the origin of the magic and how the rock trolls fit into things is barely explained and ends up creating more questions than it answers. Where did Elsa get her powers? Why do the trolls know all about it? Why does the troll leader ask if Elsa was "born or cursed" with the magic? What is the difference? Why doesn't he give more clear instructions to Elsa's parents about how to control the magic? Why does Anna need to be prevented from knowing of the magic even as an adult? There's also no real explanation as to the scope of Elsa's powers. They range from icy blasts to intricate castle building to dressmaking to creating sentient life. This has incredible ramifications and yet is never truly explained. In the "Frozen Fever" short, it's revealed that every time Elsa sneezes when she has a cold, she creates tiny sentient lifeforms by the dozens. ??? Did the writers not feel there was any need to address this?
How Blackpink would help you fall asleep

emmzy14 said:

Please may I request a reaction (kinda) to how the blackpink members would help you to fall asleep and relax?~ thank you!

Jisoo:

Jisoo would read to you. She has such a pretty, easy talking voice to listen to that you would instantly relax whilst listening to her Although she may be a bubbly littler sunshine she would stay calm and quiet when it came to reading to you. She would read you anything from a random book she borrowed from Rosé to her schedule for the upcoming week. Jisoo would be laying cuddled into your side, her head on your chest, book in her hand. It would be stuff out of a cheesy rom-com but it would be perfect at the same time.

(It was hard to find a kind of appropriate gif so have this cute one instead)

Originally posted by kryskwon

Jennie:

Jennie would hold you close to her chest and just lay there. Her arms around your gently, fingers tracing delicate patterns on your back. Her head resting on yours, placing the occasional kiss onto your forehead. Her breathing would be slow trying to get you to relax with her breathing so you would soon fall asleep. She may even hum a little if you were not relaxing enough for her liking. It would probably be a lullaby she remembers from childhood, making this moment sentimental for the both of you.

(she looks so cuddly here omg)

Originally posted by jun-bin

Rosé:

Rosé would put on a film, probably a Disney film or one of the SpongeBob movies (I have a headcannon that she really likes SpongeBob ~ I don’t know why but that exists), and bundle you both in blankets. Hot chocolate at the ready with extra whipped cream and sprinkles, she would pull you into her side and lay with you. She would chuckle at any whipped cream moustaches you get in your sleepy state. Rosé would kiss your temple lightly and whisper that she loves you; she would treasure these moments with you. She would probably fall asleep shortly after you with a cute smile on her face.

(she’s so pretty what the hell)

Originally posted by softeyoongi

Lisa:

Lisa would rap to you. As silly as it sounds, she would rap random verses from different artists to you whilst holding you close to her. She would play with your hair lightly in keep her eyes on you. Her voice would be quiet and slightly lower than it normally would be. Lisa may even rap in Thai for you because she would be tired herself and that is her native language. She would get quieter and quieter as she felt you relaxing and drifting off to sleep listening to her voice.

(sleepy Lisa to match the sleepy reader)

Originally posted by lalisani

Payed to Date (1)

(Based on 10 Things I Hate About You film)

Pairing: Bucky x Reader (eventually), College AU

Summary: As soon as Steve starts going to his new college, he’s infatuated with Natasha Romanoff, the prettiest and one of the most loved girls in the school. However she isn’t allowed to date until her ‘shrew’ older sister does and Steve is determined to find someone for her. Eventually, he does, but will his plan work? Or will it go down the plughole?

Warnings: swearing

Word Count: 1,127

Author’s Note: So, I decided to write a series based on the film named ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ but I changed the title because my ongoing series also has a similar name. The POV will alter every now and then. And god damn it, it was a great movie I loved it so muchhhhhh!!! AAAAAAAhhh!!! Anywayssss, as always, enjoy and I hope you like it! (By the way this gif suits this part perfectly im so happy omg)

Originally posted by thestackieshow

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Steve’s POV

“Oh wow, nine school in nine years.” the guidance counselor Maria Hill’s eyebrows formed a two-sided triangle as she read the paper in her hand. 

“Yeah, my dad, uhhh-” Steve stopped mid-talk, looking for the right word to continue his sentence, “Is a migrant worker. We always move-”

The counselor shrugged stopping him, “I don’t care. You can tell those fairy tales to someone else.”

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anonymous asked:

Omg I have the biggest crush on Elise Bauman she's so perfect! Did you see the movie her and Natasha did Almost Adults? It's so good and there's a really beautiful blond soccer girl who plays Elise's love interest who I'm also crushing on! They all helped me realize I like girls and need to stop repressing it!

Dudeeee, I was one of those people who pre-ordered the film, woke up at 5 am to watch it, was super excited when they saw the film on their vimeo account, clicked it, REALIZED IT HAD NO AUDIO, had to wait a full day in pain for it to be fixed.

I love Elise so much as well and she’s bisexual in case you didn’t know ;)