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SUPER LESBIAN MOVIE POST

 1.MAEDCHEN IN UNIFORM 1931

Basically a German produced 1930′s film that features a student who falls in love with her teacher. Some kissing/hugs in it. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

Pretty good for the time period

2.THE CHILDREN’S HOUR 1961

A student tells a lie about her two female teachers and causes one of them to question her sexuality. NOT A HAPPY ENDING. 

Again good for the time period. 

3. THERESE AND ISABELLE 1968

An old woman visits her old school and reflects on a past lesbian love she had at the school. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

4. Just the two of us 1973

A pair of housewives fall into bed together after seeing two women hold hands in a restaurant on sunset boulevard. One is a lesbian and the other is exploring. NOT A HAPPY ENDING. 

5. WINDOWS 1980

Lesbian psycho stalker. NOT A HAPPY ENDING

6. PERSONAL BEST 1980

Two young athletes engage in sexual relationship, however, one of the girls leaves and goes off to be with a man. 

7. THE HUNGER 1983

An aging vampire dumps her boyfriend for a woman. 

8. LIANNA 1983

Lianna, a naive young wife of a professor bored with her life has an affair with another woman, Ruth and when her affair becomes common knowledge, she finds herself shunned by both her friends and family. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

9. Desert Hearts 1985

A middle aged woman in current divorcing of her husband pursues an affair with a young woman named Cay whom she meets in Reno at a ranch. HAPPY ENDING. It is worth a watch.

10. THE BERLIN AFFAIR 1985

The daughter of a Japanese ambassador has an affair with the wife of a Nazi officer. The Japanese woman ruins it by sleeping with the Nazi officer. 

11. NOVEMBER MOON 1984

November is a french/german Jew who falls in love with a french woman in Nazi-occupied France. The two women must fight to be with each other, hiding November in the rural countryside. GUYS THIS FILM IS LIKE HAPPY ENDING ISH BUT YOU WILL CRY COS SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENS IN END WORTH THE WATCH.

12.THE INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF TWO GIRLS IN LOVE 1995

A young Tina Kernard from L word plays a butch Randy who falls in love with a an upper class black girl. I dont really like it, its overhyped. 

13. GO FISH 1994

Max is a young lesbian student who meets Ely, they end up at her place and, after some flirtatious conversation, they kiss. Suddenly a call comes in from Ely’s  partner Kate, with whom Ely has been in a long-distance relationship for more than two years, which puts a bit of a damper on things. Ely decides to cut off all her hair, ending up with a very short butch style. She runs into Max in a bookstore and Max almost does not recognize her. Ely and her roommate Daria throw a dinner party and, after a spirited game of I Never, Max and Ely reconnect. They make plans to go out again and then begin kissing. They have several phone conversations, in the course of which Ely reveals that she’s “sort of broken up” with Kate. They get together for a second date but they never make it out of the apartment. Max ends up trimming Ely’s fingernails. This turns into foreplay and they have sex. HAPPY ENDING.

14. LATE BLOOMERS 1996

Two women fall in love, a maths teacher and a married secretary who works in the same school. They pursue a relationship to the dismay of work colleagues and family. The two women want to marry each other aw aw aw HAPPY ENDING. This film is a bit of a flop tho

15. WHEN NIGHT IS FALLING 1995

Camille a christian professor meets Petra who is in the circus. Camille has a boyfriend however, falls in love with Petra. Happy Ending, worth the watch. 

16. BOUND 1996

Corky, a tough female ex con falls in love with Violet, the girlfriend of a mobster. Together they concoct a scheme to steal millions of stashed mob money and pin the blame on Violet’s crooked boyfriend Caesar. Happy ending for couple, its not your romantic comedy or anything but ok

17. HIGH ART

Two women fall in love, ones straight, others got a girl, its ok movie

18. FUCKING AMAL(show me love) 1998

Agnes is a depressed teenager with no friends and is in love with the popular girl Elin. After a dare to kiss Agnes, Elin discovers she is attracted to Agnes and avoids her, sleeping with a boy to convince herself otherwise. Elin realises she loves Agnes and kiss in the schools bathroom, the entire school  see them and in turn are outed. HAPPY ENDING.

19. AMIEE AND JAGUAR 1999

Based on a true story follows two women in Berlin whilst  the Gestapo is purging the capital of Jews, a dangerous love affair blossoms between two women. One of them, Lilly Wust, married and the mother of four sons, enjoys the privileges of her stature as an exemplar of Nazi motherhood. For her, this affair will be the most decisive experience of her life. For the other woman, Felice Schragenheim, a Jewess and member of the underground, their love fuels her with the hope that she will survive. BUT ITS A SAD FUCKING ENDING U WILL CRY GOOD FILM

20. BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE 

Maggie meets a young artist named Kim. They quickly develop an intense romance and move in together. However when Maggie’s mother and brother come to stay she is forced to decide between living in secret or revealing who she really is. A tale of love, acceptance, loss and pleasure.

21. GRAY MATTERS 2006

Gray falls in love with her brothers fiance after drunkenly kissing her. Gray discovers she is gay and has to find herself in this rom com. Its not a romance film as such but it is a feel good film with a lesbian protagonist, quite campsy but a great film. 

22. FINGERSMITH 2005

Complicated storyline but the premise is basically two women who fall in love in victorian england under strange circumstance. Some sweet and passionate love scenes, Happy ending. 

23. LOVING ANNABELLE 2006

Annabelle and her female teacher fall in love, resulting in the teacher being arrested. Some nice love scenes. Ending a bit meh

24. JENNYS WEDDING 2015

This film had the potential to be good, however, the characters fell flat and you were left wanting more. The film follows Jenny who is in the closet to her parents and decides to marry Kitty her partner of five years. The film is more about her parents accepting her and going to her wedding, its a good watch in terms of its gay themed, its just the lesbian couple is not rooted for as much as you would if the love was portrayed between them more, they kiss a couple of times and thats it. 

25. CONCUSSION 2013

WOW lemme just say this film is an odd one, weirdly you root for the lesbian housewife who cheats on her wife and becomes a prostitute. Its a fantastic film with well executed love scenes. Abbey, a lesbian housewife decides to become a lesbian escort as she is in a sexless marriage. WATCH IT ITS GOOD

26. THE WORLD UNSEEN 2007

Beautiful film of lesbian love. Miriam a housewife falls in love with Amina, a cafe owner in the 1950′s and in South Africa. Optimistic ending for the two. Despite no sex scene, the love between them is elicited via kisses and looks. 

27. I CANT THINK STRAIGHT 2008

Tala, a Palestinian, falls in love with Leyla a British Indian. Tala is engaged to be married and must overcome her sexuality in order to be with Leyla. HAPPY ENDING WATCH IT, ITS CORNY BUT GOOD

28. CRACKS 2009

This film is a weird one. A teacher, the sexy Eva Green is obsessed with the new Spanish girl, she rapes her in her sleep and the ending omg watch it, Its not happy but the character Eva Green portrays is fantastic. 

29. THE GIRL KING 2015

A Swedish Queen falls in love with her Lady in waiting. Good film

30. CHLOE 2009

This film is no romantic happy film but it is so raw and interestingly poignant. Chloe is hired by Catherine to seduce her husband as she believes he is cheating on her. Chloe reports back to Catherine and in a state of sadness from what Chloe says her husband did, they sleep together. Chloe becomes obsessed with Catherine, leading to a death at the end of the film omg watch it, see Amanda Seyfried have sex with Julianne Moore

31. BANDAGED 2009

Lucille disfigures her face and is bandaged until her surgeon Father can cure her. He hires a nurse, Joan, to care for Lucille in her recovery. As Lucille begins to heal, it is clear the two are falling for each other resulting in love scenes that are v niceee. The ending is happy/sad/who knows

32. ITS IN THE WATER 1997

A cheesy comedy about Alex who tests her sexuality when old high school friend Grace tells her she had an affair with another woman. The two fall in love in a town where homosexuality is a sin. Its v cheesy but what do you expect from a 1997 lesbian film. 

33. Elena Undone 2010

Elena Undone is a tad corny and low budget but the characters are well explored and little factoid for you: it has the longest onscreen kiss in history. Elena is married to a pastor but falls in love with Peyton.

34. BLOOMINGTON 2010

Its not great, its corny and a bit of a flop but some scenes get your heart racing. Classic student teacher relationship with extra cheese on top, the ending is pants as is the whole film. 

35. A PERFECT ENDING 2012

A married woman hires a female prostitute, they fall in love but one of them dies. A bit shit this film but potential to be good.

36. BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR 2013

People dont give this film a chance and seek out the explicit sex scene but if you invest time in the film, you will cry at the end omg. Adele and Emma fall in love, break up cos Adele is a slutty idiot, then Adele wants Emma back. 

37. IMAGINE ME AND YOU 2005

This film is never going to win Oscars, but its a good feel good lesbian film. Its cute and you will the characters to be together, corny but good. Rachel marries Heck and on her wedding day meets the florist, Luce whom she falls in love with. 

38. LOST AND DELIRIOUS 2001

Paulie and Victoria are roomates who are seemingly in love until Victoria breaks Paulies heart by sleeping with a boy, Paulie kills herself. 

39. KISS MYG 2011

Mia and Frida fall in love after meeting at their parents engagement party. Happy ending and the sex scenes in this film are wowowow

40. KISSING JESSICA STEIN 2002

Bit of a flop, jessica tries being with a woman but doesnan’t work.

41.BETWEEN TWO WOMEN 2004

Some people might see this film as a bit of a flop but personally I love it, it is set in the late 1940′s and follows a married woman who falls in love with her 10 year old sons female teacher. watch ittttt.

42. CONTRACTED 2013 

A lesbian woman is raped and contracts a deadly disease.

43. BRIDGET JONES EDGE OF REASON 2004

Just for the laughs is the sequel to Bridget Jones where the ‘bitch’ Rebecca turns out to be gay and in love with Bridget

44.THE SEA PURPLE 2009

Angela is in love with Sara but the only way to be together is if Angela becomes a man due to the time period. Its sad omg

45. CAROL 2015

BEST FILM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WATCH IT. CAROL IS OLDER AND SEXY AND PURPOSELY LEAVES HER GLOVES SO THERESE CAN GIVE THEM HER BACK AND INVITE HER ROUND ON SUNDAYS AND MAKE HER HEART CRY AND THEN TAKE HER ON A ROAD TRIP SO THEY CAN MAKE LOVE THEN CAROL LEAVES HER AND WRITES AN EMOSH LETTER AND THERESE HATES CAROL NOW AND CAROL IS LIKE I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO WAIT THEN ASKS TO MEET HER IN OAK ROOM WHERE SHE TELLS HER SHE LOVES HER AND THE FEELS THEN THERESE BEFORE SHE CAN ANSWER COS SHE ACTING FUCKING STUPID GETS INTERRUPTED BY SOME DIK CALLED JACK AND THEY GO TO PARTY AND THERESE IS LIKE OMG DO I LOVE CAROL THEN SHES LIKE YES LEMME GO SEE HER AND SHE BUSTS INTO RESTAURANT AND SEES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL CATE BLANCHETT SITTING THEIR ALL FUCK ME LOVE ME WANT ME THERESE AND IM LIKE THERESE GO GET HER. very good film watch it

[SW:TLJ] Trailer musings

Ordinarily I try to avoid the Star Wars fandom, as I’m already in enough toxic fandoms as it is. However, this new trailer is blowing my mind and I have to write my thoughts about it or I’ll probably implode. 

Spoilers for the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer abound. For the sake of those who might be uncomfortable with viewpoints like mine and for those who’d like to avoid spoilers, I’ll be placing this bad boy under a cut. For everyone else, well, enter the dragon’s lair if you dare. Mua. Ha. Ha. *ahem* 

(Word of warning: I wrote this puppy at 3AM, so it’s most likely completely incoherent. Sorry in advance lol.)

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films to watch

so i saw a post listing films in foreign languages and i thought i could expand on the list a little bit but my addition got so massive i decided to move it to a separate post. this list will focus on my target languages and feature a little bit of french as well just to spice it up. 

films are good for several reasons

  • usually quite fun
  • actually challenging if u watch w/o subtitles and the easiest way to achieve immersion in the privacy of your home
  • “productive procrastination”
  • might give u cultural insight as well
  • or encourage you to learn some history!!!!
  • i’m really tired of people watching almodóvar and being like uuuuuuhuuuu look the great spanish director and forgetting that not only are there spanish films not directed by almodóvar but also that spanish is spoken in other countries as well and GUESS WHAT they produce culture

ok here we go!!!!! im really lazy and my computer is agonizingly slow so i can provide no links. if something interests you search for it et voila

WARNING!!!!! long post 

spanish

  • magia salvaje - this is an uber cool colombian film showing largely unexplored areas of colombia which i think is the most beautiful country on earth. it was recommended to me independently by a friend from my spanish class and my colombian pen pal gal. from its website: “magia salvaje es la cinta del mundo natural más ambiciosa realizada en el país (…) [realizada en] 85 locaciones y 20 ecosistemas. (…) un tributo a la belleza de colombia“ tl;dr: cool shit u should watch, it’s available on yt
  • señor ávila - a p good series filmed by the mexican hbo starring tony dalton as an exemplary father and husband that starts working as a paid killer for the mafia, but it’s not all peachy because it affects his personal life and his son gets into some really deep shit. gets a bit grim at times but good nevertheless
  • retrato de un comportamiento animal - really cute indie film made in uruguay. an unlikely couple on a trip to brazil. expect nice landscapes and voseo
  • relatos salvajes - dark humour from argentina, a series of episodes in which people go absolutely bonkers over the most petty shit and also get p violent when you wouldn’t expect them to be. produced by pedro almodóvar if that serves as any recommendation.
  • la historia oficial - another one from argentina. drama. set during the dictatorship and based on true events, follows a family through a period when they would literally tear lil kids from their mothers and drown the parents if they were enemies of the state. watch it
  • juana la loca - spanish historical drama about their queen joan the mad
  • el laberinto del fauno - can we just, omg, ok, i love that film so much. fantasy, set during the civil war in spain. a little girl discovers this world with monsters and other creatures and it’s scary as shit but she goes through these adventures because she cares for her family. watch itttt
  • doce hombres sin piedad - this is the spanish version of the american classic 12 angry men, recorded in 1973. you can watch it on youtube.
  • gran hotel - spanish tv series, historical drama sort of downton abbey style. weird shit is happening in this lovely hotel, what do we do??? apparently available on netflix
  • como agua para chocolate - cute film “about how life used to be in mexico” (imdb) based on the p famous novel by laura esquivel. lovely colours, romantic love and a lot of nice food
  • los diarios de motocicleta - starring gael garcía bernal in an adaptation of che guevara’s memoir in which young che travels the world on his motorbike
  • no - ok this is some amazing shit (oscar nomination holaaaa). it’s a chilean film with gael garcía bernal set in the 1980s. in 1988 pinochet held a referendum in which basically if u said “yes” he stayed as te country’s official and lawful leader and if you said “no”, well, he went. the film is about the campaign that sought to get rid of him
  • talento de barrio - sorry but i couldn’t omit that one. it has daddy yankee in it, period.

italian

  • la dolce vita - please do yourself a favour and watch it
  • la grande bellezza - as above. this is my favourite film of all time. look for the soundtrack on yt and you will know why
  • il bidone - early fellini follows petty thieves in rome
  • il prefetto di ferro - set in the 1920s. giuliano gemma as cesare mori aka the iron prefect who comes to palermo to deal with the gangs. good shit
  • ladri di biciclette - directed by vittorio de sica, set in post-ww2 rome, “a masterpiece of italian neorealism” (wiki). a desperate family needs their bicycle to survive
  • amarcord - comedy/drama, set in the 1930s. coming-of-age. “Fellini skewers Mussolini’s ludicrous posturings … that <<imprisoned Italians in a perpetual adolescence>> by mockig himself and his fellow villagers in comic scenes tha underline their incapacity to adopt genuine moral responsibility or outgrow foolish sexual fantasies” (wiki). won oscar for foreign language.
  • gomorra - tv series based on famed novel by roberto saviano. rival mob clans. good shit
  • il vangelo secondo matteo - “trattando in maniera antidogmatica un argomento di carattere religioso, l’opera fece sensazione e scatenò un aspro confronto intelettuale sulla stampa, proseguendo le non sopite polemiche per le accuse di vilipendio della religione” (wiki). three oscar nominations.
  • una vita violenta - poor kid in rome attempts to transform his life after leaving prison
  • la notte - marcello mastroianni in a study of a deteriorating relationship
  • la nostra terra - cute film which is literally my aesthetic aka people working the land. educated guy from bologna comes down south to start a community and sell organic veg he will grow himself. featuring creepy mafia guy freshly released from prison and sneaky southerners
  • la mafia uccide solo d’estate - drama but also a comedy fresh from palermo. lil boy observes how the mob influences people’s lives
  • il capitale umano - drama. a car accident ties together the lives of two families. people go crazy. great performance by valeria bruni tedeschi
  • il rosso e il blu - follows the lives of three school teachers as they get really involved in the fucked up lives of their students. confusing but oddly satisfying
  • latin lover - fun comedy of how a famed actor dies leaving behind a shitload of lovers, wives and children who all meet for his funeral.

portuguese

  • trash - an AMAZING brazilian film about two favela boys trying to solve a criminal mystery and unearth corruption before an ill-willed police officer gets to them; all thanks to a wallet found in the dumpster they work in. really good cinema with appearances made by rooney mara and martin sheen
  • singularidades de uma rapariga loura - modern portuguese film based on a short stories by eça de queirós. a blooming romance meets an unexpected obstacle. spot on aesthetic and cleverly blended cultural references. directed by manoel de oliveira who is THE MAN, check out his ther shit such as the p recent o convento starring john malkovich and catherine deneuve
  • saneamento básico - p straightforward but fun brazilian comedy in which a small town community will do anything to raise money to fix their sewer system
  • this is embarrassingly short i will make a separate post to expand 

french

  • farinelli - an AMAZING film based very loosely on the life of the most famous castrato singer, farinelli. loooveeeee
  • la religieuse (2013) - a really stuningly made adaptation of denis diderot’s novel about a girl thrown into a convent against her will and desperate to get out who discovers some dark family secrets.
  • tom à la ferme - weird indie canadian film with xavier dolan, a gay man travelling to meet his dead boyfriend’s family and terrorised by said’s boyfriend’s horrible brother. more dark family shit for u
  • yves saint laurent - nice biographical film with pierre niney
  • dans la maison - terrifying and fascinating drama about how one seductive teenager ruins some families. 10/10 would recommend
  • les choristes - really good film about how a music teacher transforms the lives of a class of “difficult” boys. set in the 1940s to spice it up
  • les liaisons dangereuses (1959) - adaptation of laclos’ classic novel, set in the present day. directed by roger vadim.

that’s it - I hope at least one person finds it interesting/helpful!!!

i once promised a crash course in polish thing and i know i’m delaying it horribly but sometime next week i will prepare a similar post about polish films (if u folks are interested, ofc)

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When people ask me who I’m crushing on, I show them an illustration of Ginny Weasley.

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I have always been really picky about the films that I make, because I think that there’s such an incredible opportunity to bring up questions when you’re making movies, and some of my favorite films bring up big questions. They are movies that, when you walk away from it, it hits you as something deeper, and it’s a great, fun way to be able to bounce around some of these harder concepts in our heads.

Unfortunate Events

Request: Can you do a tom holland x reader where the reader and tom are filming Spider-Man 2 and her father passes away and the cast, especially try’s to support her because she can’t go home cause of the film, but the reader is kind of pushing everyone away a bit and has a panic attack during a scene. And Tom try’s to make the reader feel better. ITS ALOT OMG (I love you writing by the Way)

Requested by: anonymous.

A/N: I only have a few words, beside this imagine idea is absolutely adorable :) BUT I SAW SPIDER-MAN FOR THE SECOND TIME, and i loved it just as much as the first time. Now, I’ve been in a bit of a craze but i’d love if you guys could send in Peter Parker/Tom Holland requests like this lovely follower here. Of course, request anything else you’d like :) but i thought i’d still ask! 

Pairing: Tom x Reader

Warnings: mention of death.


Originally posted by parkrpeters

When you’d been called for the filming of the returning Spider-Man sequel you’d been happier than could be. You had played a role in Spider-Man: Homecoming, but not a huge one as the first movie had only been leading up to your character arc. You were meant to play a much larger role this movie and Peter Parker’s renowned love interest. 

Of course, you originally hadn’t thought that your role would blossom into anything (the creators hadn’t really told you) and you didn’t expect your characters small role in the first film to be so well loved. You hadn’t thought anything of the film until now, but that didn’t mean you weren’t excited. Filming for the first film you’d been able to make lots of new friends, including the star of the film, Tom Holland.

You all were a close bonded cast and you couldn’t ask for more, being invited back was the best part.

But within a month of filming for the movie, the excitement seemed to disappear and with some upsetting news it seemed harder and harder to get up everyday only to see yourself in a city you didn’t belong in. Your father had passed away, unfortunately and it had hit you hard. Not just because you couldn’t leave because of filming but because your father and yourself had always had a really close relationship. He had been the one to inspire you to act and having him gone made you feel as if acting was pointless. 

Your father would never see you make it big. Would never see you play this huge role in a highly anticipated movie. He’d never get to see you in something you were immensely proud of.

You couldn’t go back and support your family, be with your loved ones and you wouldn’t be there for his funeral. It was crushing you. Of course the cast had been the best, trying to support you the best they could. But even with their undying support, it didn’t seem to matter and you’ve begun pushing them away. It hurt you, but you just couldn’t seem to stop blocking them off from your personal life.

The worst was Tom. Being his love interest in this film meant you had a lot, mainly any scene with you in it, with him. You’d been close before but this seemed to only bring you closer. You felt immense guilt every time you shoved away his attempt at supporting you because you knew he was only trying to help and you were in the wrong. But it hurt to let someone in. You weren’t sure why, you just knew it did.

Today seemed to be the hardest day of all, and it made sense. From your many phone calls with your mum, you knew today was your father’s funeral. Today was also the day you were suppose to film a scene between your character and Peter where you two finally started dating. It was a well-rehearsed scene and you had Tom had been practicing your lines day and night to get the scene perfect as it was planned to be one of the best scenes. But you couldn’t focus.

Staring at Tom, you regarded the outfit he’d been put in for the film. Normally, had it been a week ago, you would’ve probably thought he looked quite handsome. But now you couldn’t focus on much. 

The director signalled you both to start, and taking a deep breath you tried to push the funeral to the back of your mind and focus on the scene. 

“Y/C/N…” Tom started slowly, hesitantly like Peter was suppose to. He took a tentative step forward, his cheeks flushed and his breath fanning on your face. You were the same height as him, maybe even a bit taller. His close proximity was making you feel faint, all emotions flooding. “I’ve been meaning to tell you-”

“Stop!” You suddenly bellowed out, effectively stunning everybody. You barely recognized that that was probably the most unprofessional thing you could’ve done. Your head fell to your hands, and you shook your head your breath shaking.

“Y/N?” Tom called out. Panicked he turned to the director, pleading with his eyes. Tom didn’t have to ask to know what this was about.

“Everybody five.” The director called, “Y/N, take ten.”

You didn’t even hear his words, you could only focus on your tears and your rapid heart beat. Your dad was dead. And you just couldn’t live with that reality.

Before you knew it, a hand grabbed your upper arm, pulling you away from the stage and off to the side. You knew who it was. “Y/N,” Tom started, “please I wanna help.”

“He’s dead.” You mumbled, shaking. “You can’t help!” 

“Yes i can!” Tom pushed, pulling away your hands from your face so he could see you. Looking into your eyes, he grabbed ahold of your arms again. “If you let me.”

“I don’t know if I can continue…” You take a deep breath; “doing this without him. He was my rock and now i can’t even be there for his funeral! What kind of daughter am I?”

“A great one.” Tom answered; “one who loved her father more than anything.” 

You sob, biting your lip. Tom lets go of your arms, opening his own. You immediately walk into them, accepting his embrace. “You can do this, Y/N, I know you can. Just let me hold you.”

“Okay.”

Y'all I saw the Great Comet of 1812 this afternoon

Great comet 

• ok so to get to our seats we had to walk up some stairs to backstage where I saw a Chandelier from another show it was real cool
• also we entered onto the stage through the giant doors at the back of the stage…you know the dramatic entrance doors
Act one:
• the full cast was there
• I cried during the prologue
• so much was happening omg
• Oak fucking owning his accordion
• Natasha’s ‘spot’ was to the right of me so she was standing like right in front of me
• Lucas was to the left and was fucking gorgeous
• fucking Helene’s dress is even prettier up close like omg
• Dolokhov has better eyeliner then me
• the cast when sitting on stage is like right there like they are in your face and it’s beautiful
• also the mezzanine is fucking beautiful
• everyone in the room had such being smiles on their face during prologue
• then BAM it’s Pierre
• I also cried during Pierre
• fucking Oak owning the piano
• HE JUST HAS SO MUCH EMOTION AND I CANT OMG
• it was just really overwhelmed
• BAM time for Moscow
• it’s gets really quiet and Denee is standing in her spot again right next to me
• then all of a sudden Marya is yelling
• literally everyone jumps is funny as hell
• every once in a while either Marya, Natasha or Sonya would just come stand in front of our seating thing and smile
• it was so pure
• Also during the private and intimate life of the house the prince (too lazy to spell his name) literally was just whispering ‘not in my house, not my house’ over and over when Natasha entered
• ok nothing to exciting happened until no one else
• guess who cried
ME
• the lights all go blue and Natasha is right in front of us and she just spins and in the very moment I swear to god a true princess was in front of me
• I cried when the fake snow starting falling like it was fucking gorgeous
• so the Opera
• honestly wtf
• so the guy who plays Balaga literally plays like 12 different roles and it’s really funny
• the Opera was still weird as fuck
• I got a piece of confetti from it so that was cool
• Natasha face during when the ights come up was funny as hell
• Anatoles dramatic entrance was great
•Also during the Opera Lucas got in some women’s face and she kissed him twice and Lucas just started laughing it was real cute
• literally Helene and Anatole during the Opera was literally sex wtf
• Lucas is also a really small person like he looks tiny
• then Oak looks like a giant like his hands are huge omg
• ok so the fucking Duel
• I still had no idea wtf was going on because intense strobe lights
• but at one point my mom fucking JABS me in the side so I turn to look at her and what to I see
• *heavy breathing*
• LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING STEELE
• RIGHT THERE
• LITERALLY STANDING AT OUR TABLE
• HE FUCKING SMILED AT US
• like he came down into the little seating thing we were in and shit
• so I’m freaking out and then I notice
• this boy be holding a whip
• there’s also a female ensemble member in the little seating area too
• this fucker WHIPS this girls ass
• like real Kinky
• Jesus Christ
• then all the lights came on and it was the duel like Jesus
• the actual duel part was pretty great
• DUST AND FUCKING ASHES
• HOLY HELL
• THIS SONG
• ok so the lighting is all dramatic and it’s really pretty
• then Oak starts singing and it was like angels came down from heaven
• like Dust and Ashes does not make me sad like I can listen to that song and be perfectly fine
• but I was just a mess like I was tearing up
• if you look at the mezzanine there’s the entire cast minus oak just standing in a straight line singing and the lights are dimmed over them and they look like literal angels and I was tearing up at the point of the song but then my dad pointed out the mezzanine and I fucking lost it. It was truly magical
• everyone was crying during that song
• I actually cried the foundation around my eyes off my face
• I was a mess
• ok so after that emotional mess we GO TO CHURCH
• literally Sunday morning is so funny to me
• like it’s all dramatic with Natasha and Sonya talking about the future and shit them Marya just runs down the stairs screaming ITS TIME TO GO TO CHURCH
• it’s funny as hell
• literally Marya and Sonya sit on one of the stair cases and pray for the rest of the song
• it’s great
• Charming is amazing
• Natasha is literally so fucking happy during this song like awwww
• Helene has a different dress on and its somehow even prettier then the first one
• like I need Helene to style my wardrobe
• the song is beautiful
• Amber Gray is a true angel like god bless
• to prove my point during the Ball Helene walks out with a pair of black and gold wings on
• literal angel
• the Ball was magical
• like Lucas was so hot omg
• and Denee was so pretty
• they started dancing and I started crying
• I got hit with a dress like 5 times by one of the ensemble girls but that’s okay because the dress was really soft and like I appreciated it                                     • the very end of the Ball like the part we’re Natasha is like ‘I will love you Anatole’ that entire part is my favorite part of the entire show like it’s so beautiful and the notes just hit me hard

• I cried during that part 

~ intermission ~

Act two:
• still not recovered from act one
• letters was intense
• there were people everywhere
• a bunch of guys came and sat with us and handed out letters
• I did not get one
• I am sad
• but still it was great
• also Natasha and Anatole did the just say yes thing right In front of me and Lucas’ facial expressions were amazing
• I love Sonya and Natasha….the song that is
• the hurt on Sonya’s face was insane like Ingrid is such a good Sonya god bless
• Natasha got really fucking pissed when saying I hate you
• Sonya alone made me cry
• it made my dad cry
• it made everyone cry
• hell it even made Sonya herself cry
• so much fucking emotion coming from her it was amazing
• during preparations Anatole was just walking around with shaving cream on his face
• it was pretty great
• fucking Balaga
• we did not get shakers
• that didn’t fucking stop me from bouncing and fucking smacking the table in beat to the song
• everyone was having so much fun omg
• like the audience went fucking insane with the shakers
• good times
• Balaga did this thing were he slid across the stage and was right in front of us
• it was really funny
• holy fuck the abduction
• SO MUCH FUN OMG
• one of the ensemble members came down into our seating thing again and was like raise a glass…raise something literally anything just put something in the air
• it was fun
• during the part where Anatole is like ‘everyone raise a glass’ he held out the woah part really long and it was impressive
• also during that part Marya got really excited and was bouncing up and down and honestly it was so pure
• she’s so cute
• during the Abduction Marya and Helene make the Fuck out for like 3 minutes like amber gray had lipstick all over her face
• it was literally fucking insane during that song
• the second Lucas grabbed that violin I like yelped
• I was not ready for the green coat and violin
• so attractive
• during the ‘first we have to sit down’ part you could hear Lucas asking the girl in the row to move over a bit for him to sit and it was really cute
• “can you just move over a little bit. Just a little. Thank you so much.”
• pure
• the girl like laughed or something then Lucas started laughing and his laugh is so cute
• even more pure
• also during that song one ensemble member came down into our section, handed his guitar to the lady sitting behind me and said “ hi can you please hold my guitar just for a minute. I have to go dance. Thank you very much” it was really funny
• in my house was amazing
• like I love Grace McLean
• her voice is stunning
• she was standing really close to us for most of it and the hurt expression on her face omg
• Marya was very sad
• a call to Pierre was great
• during Pierre’s what’s oak kept getting like mad and it was really funny because during the last one is like balled his fists and like looked the Hulk
• the incredible Oak
• find Anatole wasn’t too exciting except for Helene’s costume change which now was literally just a corset and really short shorts and a long ass silk robe
• she still looked like a queen
• Pierre and Anatole is probably one of my favorite songs
• so much agression omg
• literally Oak just fucking slams Lucas down like five times
• It was quite amusing
• also Lucas’ hair got really messy during this song and it was really cute
• I fucking melted during the high note
• like shivers went down my spine
• it was beautiful
• Natasha very ill was really upsetting because it’s every character besides Anatole on stage just sitting down crying while Sonya sings
• like Helene was sitting by us and was just crying
• it was sad man
• Andrey is a prick
• not much about Andrey and Pierre except for at one point Andrey like pushes Pierre back and it looks so intense
• Pierre and Natasha
• I cried again
• Denee still looks like a princess even while in pajamas with messy hair and no shoes
• Natasha like sobs during this song and omg it was upsetting
• like Pierre is so gentle with her and Natasha just looks so fragile
• during the speaking part I just cried like omg
• the last song
• I fucking sobbed
• like Oak was so fucking good and the 'comet’ was so pretty up close
• generally the lighting for that song was beautiful
• so all in all I cried like a baby
• a lot
~ Stage door ~
• holy shit
• ok so they were filming for something with Ingrid so that was pretty cool
• I got to met Oak
• fucking kill me
• he’s so nice
• omg
• I love him
• also I met Ingrid
• she’s so pretty
• I met the girl who played Mary
• and the guy who played Andrey
• and Dolokhov
• and a bunch of ensemble
• it was great
• so after a while we were walking around and my mom was like look across the street
• the guys who play Andrey and Dolokhov were just walking down the street it was great
• also I saw Anthony Médina and he was taking pictures with fans and he was really cute omg I regret not getting a picture


EDIT: Okay so I write this when I was half asleep so that’s why it’s such a mess. Also I should point out that this was my second time seeing the show so this was a lot of little details that I noticed the second time round. Also I was sitting on stage at those little table sections to the left and right of Pierre’s parlor (that middle section on stage with the piano)

anonymous asked:

omg, coeurdastronaute is my favorite too! i actually love everything she writes?! even the little one shots, god now that you mentioned it, i would die to see the terminal being made a movie, go, go tell her and make babies (movies) together! lol

Isn’t she just fucking brilliant? I would be more than willing to make some sort of deal with the devil to not only get permission to adapt The Terminal into a film but to also get said film funded. Like…you don’t understand how much I love that story. It deserves to be made. It just does. Even if it’s not me (it would break my heart, but I would accept it)

wlw representation in media
  • Me: I want a film about two women in a relationship
  • The film industry: well do we have good news for you! We have tons of films about the lezbeans! Here's one about a woman having an affair with another woman behind her husband's back!
  • Me: um no thanks, I don't want an affair
  • The film industry: okay then let's see what else we've got, right here's one you're gonna love, a female teacher and her female student
  • Me: that's gross, I just want a happy respectful mutual relationship between two women
  • The film industry: OMG WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT WE MAKE THESE FILMS ABOUT LESSBIONS AND YOURRR STILL NOT HAPPY JEEZ THE GAYS ARE NEVER SATISFIED THRY ALWAYS WANT MORE FROM US
  • The Film Industry: okay now let's go make another Forbidden romance between two straight white people

“When we make these movies with women we want to give them so much of an empathetic story,” says Theron. “It has to be a revenge story, or there have to be children involved. … I can’t tell you how many times I said in meetings, ‘You don’t need to excuse her for being a woman. We don’t have to point out she can have babies or she loves her husband or her brother or whatever.’ ”

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-ca-mn-sneaks-strong-women-summer-films-20170421-story.html

Originally posted by charlotte-charmante

OMG YESSS! This is the kind of shit I’ve been complaining about for years. A woman can’t just be kick ass, nope. She had to go through some fucking trauma or “doing it all for her kids” crap. Shit gives me hives.

Saving All My Love For You - Elriel

Elain was nervous.

Even though she had no reason to be, even though she had gone out with Azriel before. And they were dating. And had gone on numerous dates before.

So why did this feel different?

No, Elain knew why.

It was because… because she loved Azriel.

And that terrified her.

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I FOUND LEAKED PHOTOS. Ok so from what i see, Z’s character is the “oh i dont care about anything but love me” type and shes vying for Peter’s affection but from what ive heard her describe her character like i assume shes keeping her feelings to herself. In the last photo Peter is obviously talking to Liz and you can see Michelle visibly upset. Im interested to see how this goes because Z is supposed to have a bigger role in the future films. What if they like make Michelle and Peter have a platonic relationship in the beginning but slowly start getting feelings and omg i cant handle but theyre probably not gonna do that but a girl can dream

Dating Rosé would include...

  • first off Rosé is a beautiful angel that need protecting
  • a lot of it
  • it’s #RoséProtectionSquad level
  • she’s so clumsy around you
  • like she could be walking across smooth glass and trip
  • then grab onto you cuz “save me babe”
  • she’s almost set the apartment on fire several times
  • “oh there’s a candle right there”
  • tries to stay away from the candle
  • trips, falls, sets the carpet on fire
  • you run out of the shower like wtf
  • she’s just pouring water on it like “shhhh”
  • now whenever you walk past the burnt spot you laugh
  • waking up to her adorable face
  • it’s 11/10
  • if she can’t be with you she’ll leave notes
  • like “good morning sunshine sorry I had to go into work early”
  • they’re honestly all over the place
  • some are in English or Korean or whatever your native language is
  • she’ll sit up late at night trying to copy “I love you” in your native tongue
  • she makes everyone soft
  • your parents love her
  • it’s crazy
  • you’re pretty sure they lowkey want to adopt her and kick you out of the family
  • snapchats 24/7
  • it’s usually random stuff but
  • ??? she’s still so cute
  • it could be the set for an mv and she’s taking a picture of a cloud
  • “it looks like Jennie’s fluffy hair”
  • or it’ll be of her hyping the girls
  • “look how cute Lisa looks ❤️”
  • her learning how to play your favorite songs on her guitar
  • like you’re coming home and hear Goodbye by 2NE1 playing
  • but like ??¿? it’s not coming from a speaker
  • you walk in your room and Rosé is on the bed with her guitar
  • “hi babe I learned a new song”
  • being that one couple everyone makes fun of but secretly loves
  • “omg y'all are so nasty” –Lisa probably
  • the girls making fun of you 25/8
  • like you’ll hug and they’ll be like
  • “oh wow” 👀
  • then start dramatically imitating you
  • but they lowkey love it
  • you’re the fifth member of BLACKPINK
  • Rosé takes you everywhere
  • oh she’s going to the studio?
  • gotta take the gf
  • oh she’s filming a variety show
  • gotta take the gf
  • you two are honestly attached at the hip
  • but it’s aight cuz the Blinks ship y'all real hard
  • #1 cutest couple in kpop
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Film-maker Ceyda Torun grew up in Istanbul until the age of 11 and is now based in Los Angeles. Her feature-length documentary debut Kedi (Turkish for “cat”) is about seven of the street cats that roam Istanbul. They are cared for collectively by the community in exchange for mouse catching, affection and “good energy”. Each cat has a distinct personality: Sari, “the Hustler”, is a tabby who inventively seeks out food for her kittens; Psikopat, “the Psycho”, is a fierce black and white cat with a strong sense of territory; Gamsiz, “the Player”, is a resourceful short-haired who has charmed the neighbourhood baker with his moxie.

A surprise box-office hit (the film has made more than $2.7m in the US), Kedi has a 97% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and was described by IndieWire as “the Citizen Kane of cat documentaries”. (x)

Eugeenia is a lowkey savage tho


I love Eugenia omg. Seriously, Greg didn’t care, I bet you he was hoping she had died. I mean, he was running to steal the base already with his “when we find out she’s dead it’s all on you people who didn’t bully/shame her publicly”.

Though really, she was moving into her mom’s place. Moving is both long and exhausting and I bet she and her mom wanted to spend a lot of time together. Taking around a week break from social media makes sense. It would also be hard to livestream or film in a room that’s half put together

I still have emotions about Bianca, so here some hcs about her

  • She loved archeology and palaeontology (she thought dinosaurs are so cool) - when she gets reborn, she finally achieves her dream of being an archeologist
  • Her favourite movie was (or at the very least, and adored the film) Night At The Museum (mostly because of Rex, omg did she want a pet dinosaur after that)
  • Her favourite animals were dinosaurs (they maybe be dead, but they lived on in her heart)
  • Her favourite colour was purple
  • Whenever Nico got scared (or whenever she got scared herself, late at night) she would sing the lullabies that her mother would song to them. She couldn’t remember all the lyrics, but she was determined to keep singing them
  • Here favourite character of all time was Wednesday Addams, Bianca thought she was amazing
  • She always loved the idea of painting her nails black, but she always bit her nails so yeah, that never happened
  • Some people nicknamed her BD, and she found that she quote liked it
  • Nico was surprisingly good at braiding her hair, and it always made her relax
  • Humbugs were her favourite sweets - she really liked mint
  • She was amazing at video games, the best even. She could kick everyone’s ass at them
  • She hated water, and would have happily lived off hot chocolate and coffee the rest of her life
  • Crows were her favourite birds, and they always seemed very fond of her
Weekly Matchmakers

Jackson x Reader

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Anonymous said: I came up this scenario that im sure would turn out amazing if u wrote it cos ur writing is so bomb its like y/n is part of a girl group and they go to weekly idol with got7 and they do those random dance battles and a got7 song starts playing and she goes straight and center to take jacksons place cos she loves got7 (jacksons her bias) and everyone teases her and jackson like omg u so cute and everyone is low key trying to set u guys up

A/N: I hope you like this! I’m not really sure how it came out but I tried lol

You rubbed your arms nervously as Dony and Cony did their introductions. You were a part of a new seven-member rookie girl group that had debuted less than six months ago, and you were already filming for Weekly Idol.

Filming for this show was somewhat of a rite of passage for kpop groups, you thought. Almost all of the groups you loved while training had come to film on this show relatively quickly after their debut. Some groups had been on the show more than once, almost every comeback.

You were thinking, of course, of Got7. Ever since you saw them on Weekly Idol, you fell in love with them. Your bias was Jackson, and as a trainee you had learned all of their choreographies for their title songs. If you had time off from your training schedule, you always watched videos of them on variety shows, paying particular attention to Jackson.

You weren’t quite sure why you were attracted to Jackson at first. You suspected it had something to do with how extroverted he was. Jackson Wang was one of the happiest, most extroverted idols you knew of. There was something about how easily he made friends that just made you fall for him.

Dony and Cony finished their introductions and motioned for you to come on set. Your girl group made your entrance and did your introductions. After a bit of relaxing banter, Dony and Cony looked at their cue cards. You were aware of staffs shuffling behind cameras, but you tried to pay no attention to that and focus on Dony and Cony, who seemed to be doing more introductions.

“Now, you already know them, they’ve been on this show multiple times,” Dony started.

“They’re like veterans,” Cony added.

“The seven-member boy group, Got7!” they cheered together.

Then Got7 were walking on set and you were dying a bit inside. As you were placed at the end of your group, Got7 lined up directly beside you. You were aware of Jackson next to you, and you thought you were going to die. You couldn’t believe this was happening. Why were they here?

“Now, you may be wondering why we have two groups today,” Dony said. “This is because we have prepared a special version of Random Dance Play! This time, it will be reversed. If a Got7 song plays, Y/G/N will dance. If Y/G/N’s song plays, Got7 has to dance. If you can each dance three songs, you will be rewarded with meat!”

You both cheered. You exchanged knowing looks with your leader. She was also a hardcore Got7 fan and as a result you and her had led multiple dance practices where you had gotten the other members to do Got7’s choreographies.

You were going to kill this.

The music started, and you recognized the beginning of Just Right. You quickly ran to your spots with the rest of the girls, and started dancing.

You basically knew this routine and song in your sleep. Jackson’s rap started, and you came up to the front and lip-synced the whole thing perfectly. You could hear Jackson and the rest of Got7 cheering in awe from the side and suddenly the song switched to your most recent title song. You cleared the floor and Got7 ran to take your place. You felt your heart skip a beat when you noticed Jackson was following your part of the choreo.

He knew your song. He knew your part. He knew everything.

The next four songs passed quickly, with both you and Got7 nailing each other’s choreographies. As your last song finished, you earned a round of applause from both Dony and Cony, as well as the other staffs in the room.

“Wow,” Cony said. “I don’t think we were expecting you to get it on the first try!”

“We did!” Jackson spoke up.

“Now we get meat!” Youngjae cheered.

“One thing I noticed,” Dony said. “Is that from song to song, most of the members chose different parts of the choreographies to follow, but Jackson and Y/N always danced each other’s parts, without fail. Did you two plan that?”

You and Jackson both shook your heads. “No, that wasn’t planned,” you said. “I just know only Jackson’s parts to their songs.”

“Me too,” Jackson said quickly. “I only know Y/N’s parts.”

You could have sworn you saw Dony and Cony exchange looks, but the moment passed too quickly for you to really pay attention to it. They called someone over to grill the meat for you, and the interview continued with both your group and Got7.

After the meat was grilled, it was passed out to both you and Got7. Jackson was about to put a piece in his mouth, but Dony and Cony called to him, “Jackson-ah!”

Jackson looked up in surprise. “Yes?”

“Why don’t you feed some of your meal to Y/N?” Dony suggested, a glint in his eyes.

“To Y/N?” Jackson was surprised.

“Yes, because as of now,” Dony came over and tied your wrists together with some rope he had seemingly pulled out of thin air, “Y/N is not able to use her hands!”

“What?” you were, understandably, very confused. “Why me?”

“Because you’re the youngest of your group,” Cony justified. “You too, Yugyeom.”

“What? No!” Yugyeom tried to run away, but Dony was too fast, wrapping the rope around his wrists before he could move. Got7 laughed as he was tied up.

“Okay Jackson, feed Y/N,” Dony said happily.

Jackson sighed and picked up his chopsticks, grabbing a piece of meat and holding it to your mouth. “Okay Y/N, say ah.”
“Ah…” Jackson placed the food in your mouth. You chewed slowly, savouring the food. Jackson picked up another piece of food and placed it in your mouth, but not before accidentally bumping the food to your chin. You chewed, but you could tell there was some sauce from the meat stuck on your chin.

“Oh, I’m sorry! Hold still…” Jackson grabbed a napkin and carefully swiped your chin, holding your face with his free hand. “There. Got it.”

You felt your face flush as he smiled endearingly at you. “T-thank you.”

“Hey, why so formal? I’m your oppa, am I not? You can call me oppa if you want to.”

“O-okay,” you smiled at him.

You didn’t hear Dony whisper to Cony, “They don’t call us weekly matchmakers for nothing.”


After filming was over, you were packing up your stuff when you heard someone clear their throat behind you. Turning, you saw Jackson standing there. “Oh, hi Jackson.”

“Hey, um… I was wondering…. maybe, like if you’re down for it, you’d like, want to get meat with me sometime? Where we can both eat, and maybe even if your hands are free I’d be able to feed you anyway?”

“Oh! Um…” you realized very quickly that holy shit, Jackson Wang was asking you on a date. To go eat meat. The Jackson Wang. There was no way you’d turn him down. “Yeah, of course! I’d love to eat with you, Jackson.”

At that moment, you could have compared Jackson to the sun. His smile lit up the room, making everything seem brighter. “Great! Here, take my number. I have to go now, since I kind of escaped my manager to see you, but text me! We’ll figure something out soon!”

He handed you a piece of paper and vanished down the hall, leaving you both dumbfounded and excited.

You were going to go on a date with Jackson Wang.