“Your dumb droid is bantha fodder, Andor. Step aside!” you set the sights of your massive rifle over your no-longer-secret crush’s shoulder at his rebooted Imperial companion droid.
“Well, I’m certainly never helping you again,” the hulking hunk of metal remarked.
“Look, I’m sure whatever Kaytoo did, it-”
“He wasn’t supposed to tell you,” you grumbled, cheeks going pink. “He wasn’t supposed to be listening, either!”
Cassian’s voice softened, “Wait…is that what this is about? That you like me?”
“You weren’t supposed to know!” You insisted with a burning face.
“It’s not like he would have been mad!” Kaytoo shot back as Cassian looked around the base for any onlookers. “You humans can be so thick!”
“I’m not done with you yet, you snarky hunk of-”
All coherent thoughts flew out of your head when Cassian gently pulled you to him in a heart-pounding kiss. Your rifle fell from your grip; you would much rather have been testing the softness of his hair, anyway.
“Does this mean I have to tolerate them now?”
You would have a talk with Cassian about Kaytoo’s remarks later.
“ahh Jemma Redgrave, she’s a fine looking big woman isn’t she? a big darling!”
“now I always think that Jemma looks like she’s being embraced by a midget wearing nail polish there” *laughter* …“she’s being embraced by Imelda Staunton”..
DAT HEIGHT GAP THO OMGGGGG! I CAN’T EVEN..
p.s ^ Notable appearance by Louise Delamere who played Colette in Holby city, who I shipped so hard with Serena I can’t explain. And yes that is Rupert Giles s h o o k e t h.
Did I mention the film also stars Charlotte Church??
*All quotes by director Craig Ferguson and some other producer dude*
I DODGED SOCIAL PLANS FOR THIS AND I REGRET NOTHING!