omg i know this is bad ok i didnt have much to work with

songbirdghost  asked:

RFA+V+Saeran finding out MC is an amazing singer? I love your blog so so much, all of these scenarios make me so happy!!!

* He hears you sing one time by accident
* Cue MC screaming because she was getting out the shower when he saw and heard her
* He heard an angelic choir ???
* Because:
* 1) tiddies
* 2) his gf is better than Beyoncé holy crap ???
* Gets vvvv upset when MC says they can’t sing
* “???”
* Never say you can’t sing or you’ll get vvv angry yooyoo

* He came home one day heard you singing
* “Yo… I didn’t realize I left the radio on this morning”
* He went into the room and saw MC singing
* He dropped his phone in shock bc
* Omg
* What
* A
* Babe
* He eventually joined into the song, which scared MC
* “Babe, you have such a beautiful voice I don’t know why you said it was bad”
* Now MC is helping him with his songs

* Okay so
* One day she forgets her phone, right?
* MC was getting ready to go to work
* Jaehee comes back to get her phone when MC steps out the bathroom
* Why was she so beautiful even when singing?
* wait but didn’t MC say she couldn’t sing?
* ok anyways, Jaehee can sing a bit so she hums a bit
* “MC… you’re a great singer.”
* “Thanks but it’s not my strongest feature”
* “Shhh ur good ok”

* He never really pushed since MC said she never really liked to sing
* He respected MC
* Kosmopolitan said to always respect your partner(s). Never push
* Of course Jumin listened
* Anyways, one day he wanted to surprise MC so he came home early
* He had a big ass smile and a bouquet of roses
* But where’s MC ???
* Where is Elizabeth???
* He finds MC in Elizabeth’s room
* And guess what
* MC
* Is
* Singing
* To
* Elizabeth
* He feels so blessed ??? How did he get such an amazing partner ??
* He hugged her and gave her bouquet
* “You should sing more. Your voice is amazing”

* He’s heard you singing before
* You just don’t know it
* He’s a Sneaky Ninja™
* He recorded it and listens to it when he gets upset
* But one day
* MC drops that “I can’t sing” bomb
* He’s gone
* Boom
* Done
* “But you never heard me sing before ???”
* john cena makes a hole in the wall and peeks through it
* “are you sure about that”
* :000
* Anyways he tries to convince MC
* He failed but he failed with pride

* One time he had a very bad dream and when he woke up, he accidentally woke up MC too
* MC tried to calm him before he would get a panic attack
* She patted his back and softly sing him back to sleep
* She thought he would forget since it was so late in the night and that’s what usually happened
* But instead
* He asked MC to sing for him more
* “What do u mean fam I can’t sing”
* “You sang for me last night”
* in the end they ended singing for him every time he was feeling down

* one day he was supposed to be taking his mid-day nap
* But he wasn’t
* But MC thought he was since he wasn’t making any noise
* MC decided to cook :0
* So they started cooking up a one person feast
* Meaning a sandwich and fries
* While they were cooking they decided to sing
* pink season plays in the bg
* Saeran comes in to turn off the music
* Why is she singing ???
* She’s good but she’s burning the fries ??
* “Yo MC if you’re going to sing then don’t burn the fries”
* “Nah”
* “But… you’re going to get grumpy”

He asked me if I could model for him

Ok so be ready because it’s going to be long☕️
I went to Seoul in June for two weeks (it was pretty lit!!!!) and all I want it’s going back there. It’s so amazing, people are so cool and they love us tbh. I’m 19, a tall dark skin woman. I’m french so sorry if my english seems bad lmao. I went with my cousin and her best friend. Her best friend is crazy about kpop & khiphop like me so we did lot of activities kmusic related. My cousin was so lost sometimes and didnt understand when we were fangirling lmao. I could talk about my trip for so looooong but it’s not why i’m posting here. Sistas, korean boys love us. I have so much tea to spill about it but I’m going to tell you about a story.
For our last day in seoul before going back to france we were walking in the street and passed by a streetfood. My cousin start whining “I want to eat kibimbap so bad 😩” AND an ajumma came out of nowhere “Kibimbap??? Here. Come. Here kibimbap here my ladies” LMAO i was dying of laughter because right after my cousin said this the ajumma came, catch her arm and forced us to come in her restaurant. The ajummas were my favourite in seoul, they are so funny and I had a lot of conversation with them tbh. Mostly in subways when they saw me they start talking to me saying that I’m pretty and love my hair (I was wearing braids for my trip). So we were in her restaurant and we sat here WHEN OMG!!! We saw behind us this group of korean guys at another table. They were so handsome. They were talking and joking and we were like “awww” secretly lmao. The woman served us kibimbap and she saw I was the younger so she helped me with the chopsticks (I still don’t know how to eat with) and even mixed the food in my plate for me lol.

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Day6; call me, beep me (if you wanna reach me)


wonking: YALL

wonking: YALL THIS IS AN S.O.S

aka the obligatory chatfic I wrote in a fit of sleep deprivation featuring a pining Wonpil, a very desperate Jae, lots of Brian exposure and one very confused Dowoon who still thinks xD is for the cool kids.

read it on ao3 (where the formatting it’s better)

sweg squad


wonking: YALL

wonking: YALL THIS IS AN S.O.S

wonking: where you hoes at
wonking: i see yall lurking in the chat square up im in need

godwoon: what happened hyung
godwoon: are u ok??

wonking: no my sweet child i am not
wonking: i dont think ill ever be ok again

godwoon: hyung did u eat one of jackson hyungs brownies again??
godwoon: do you need me to come get u?

wonking: that happened once ok
wonking: ONCE
wonking: also im not high dowoon
wonking: im in love

bribri: not this again
bribri: you ‘fall in love’ every week

wonking: this times for real tho

bribri: that’s what you said last time

wonking: i swear im not lying

bribri: that’s what you said last time too
bribri: and then you forgot all about it and went chasing after that lifeguard instead

wonking: don’t judge me u hypocrite i saw u ogling him too

bribri: lies

godwoon: brian hyung you asked me to choke you so he would come and try to save you

bribri: that’s youngk hyung to you you little snitch

jaethebae: wtf happened wat did i miss

bribri: you can literally scroll up and read you know
bribri: you have eyes
bribri: and glasses

jaethebae: too much work
jaethebae: im a busy man make me a recount

bribri: all you do is lay in your couch and binge watch the office you slob

jaethebae: like i said
jaethebae: a very busy man

godwoon: wonpil hyung got a new crush

jaethebae: so nothing new then

wonking: guitar guys my soulmate i can feel it in my tummy

godwoon: are u sure thats not the brownies hyung


bribri: guitar guy???
bribri: do you even know his name?

wonking: … no
wonking: *not yet
wonking: im working on it

jaethebae: so ur stalking the poor guy

wonking: im gathering information
wonking: sneakily

godwoon: *cough* stalking *cough*

jaethebae: u are hiding in your sweater n staring at him all creepy like arent u

wonking: do u wanna go hyung
wonking: do i have to remind u of all that time u spend going over brian hyungs insta feed
wonking: do i hyung

godwoon: hahahaHAHAHAHAaha
godwoon: i smell roasted chicken

jaethebae: so guitar guy
jaethebae: you were saying

wonking: thats right
wonking: so there i was
wonking: making my peaceful way through hongdae

bribri: no wait hold up
bribri: can we go back to the instagram thing please :)

wonking: too late we’re back to me now

bribri: we’re always talking about your love life tho
bribri: cmon spill the tea on jae

jaethebae: u bring that out wonpil and and i show them all my receipts on you

wonking: AS I WAS SAYING
wonking: i was walking down hongdae to that little cafe where the cute barista works at when i turned a corner and there he was
wonking: the most beautiful human being i have ever seen
wonking: slowly strumming a guitar as he crooned his low voice to the sweet, sweet sounds of maroon 5

godwoon: that use of the comma tho lol

wonking: hush im speaking
wonking: and i felt it instantly
wonking: the connection
wonking: the energy
wonking: the love

jaethebae: fuck off i have class in an hour
jaethebae: i cant deal with this shit again

jaethebae left the group chat
wonking added jaethebae to the group chat


wonking: no running away u asshole

wonking: i dealt with your pinning now you deal with mine

jaethebae changed wonking’s name to ‘wonpining


wonpining: u know wat idc

wonpining: i accept my fate

wonpining: yall would pine too if you had seen those arms

wonpining: bOI THEM ARMS

godwoon: hyung please

bribri: yes wonpil please keep it in your pants
bribri: we have an innocent child here

wonpining: innocent my ass
wonpining: you havent seen his laptop

godwoon: hyuNG PLEASE

wonpining: anyways
wonpining: back to my adonis

bribri: stop for a second
bribri: you say he’s cute but I want proof

wonpining: back off bitch i called dibs
wonpining: i saw him first hes mine
wonpining: ur stuck with chicken face over there

jaethebae: should i feel offended

bribri: for the last time me and jaehyung are not dating

wonpining: tell that to jaehyung hyung

godwoon: savage

wonpining: thks i try
wonpining: ANYWAYS
wonpining: so im like trying to see if i can approach him
wonpining: maybe saunter up all smooth and suave like

jaethebae: do u even know what suave means

wonpining: yes
wonpining: no thks to you tho
wonpining: but hes all focused on his music completely inmersed

jaethebae: wow inmersed such a big word
jaethebae: didnt know you could use them

bribri: its *immersed you both idiots

godwoon: bawhahahahahaha jae hyung you roasted ursefl this time
godwoon: lame xD

jaethebae: remember who u room with brat
jaethebae: whos gonna tuck u in at night huh
jaethebae: who

godwoon: im not a child hyung cmon

jaethebae: stop using xd and we’ll talk then

godwoon: its ironic tho
godwoon: xD

jaethebae changed godwoon’s name to ‘bbyxD


bbyxD: low hyung
bbyxD: very low ):

jaethebae: shut up brat
jaethebae: the adults r talking

wonpining: can i continue

bribri: please
bribri: im kinda invested in this now

wonpining: and he looks soooo cute all focused on the music
wonpining: his lil nose all scrunched up and tongue between his teeth
wonpining: (lowkey wishing those were MY teeth tbh lol)

jaethebae: omg how thirsty can u get

bribri: if thats your definition of lowkey
bribri: then I dont wanna know what highkey is

wonpining: like u have any right to kinkshame me u hypocrite

bribri: what are you talking about

jaethebae: yes wonpil what exactly are you talking about

bbyxD: jae hyung ur desperate is showing xD

jaethebae: shut up dowoon let wonpil talk

wonpining: wait no i actually wanna live
wonpining: i still havent gotten my date with guitar guy yet

bribri: go ahead wonpil
bribri: I dont have anything to hide

wonpining: HA what bullshit
wonpining: im talking just because of that blatant lie
wonpining: like
wonpining: we share a dorm
wonpining: theres barely a wall between our rooms
wonpining: i can hear everything
wonpining: EVERYTHING
wonpining: sometimes i wonder how i can ever be the same

jaethebae: stop being a drama queen and spill already

wonpining: ok so like
wonpining: one night i was trying to study
wonpining: keyword being trying cause hyung here had invited over some company if you know what i mean

jaethebae: we get it
jaethebae: just get to the point

wonpining: have patience im getting there
wonpining: so like i go over to his room to tell them to keep it down cause its like 1 in the morning and i had an exam tomorrow morning
wonpining: and i hear it
wonpining: clear as day


wonpining: ok ok but like
wonpining: dowoonie close ur eyes for a sec will u

bbyxD: what why

wonpining: bc ik how much you love brian hyung and you wont be able to see him the same way again after this
wonpining: trust me ik i couldnt

bribri: wait
bribri: I remember now
bribri: wonpil please dont
bribri: please ill do anything

wonpining: oh youll do anything?
wonpining: really
wonpining: really … daddy

jaethebae: omg
jaethebae: no way
jaethebae: NO FUCKING WAY

wonpining: yes fuckign way
wonpining: i heard it with my own two ears
wonpining: screamed to the heavens by whoever brian had over that night
wonpining: who i still suspect was the lifeguard btw

bribri left the group chat
wonpining added bribri to the group chat
wonpining changed bribri’s name to ‘daddykang


daddykang: I hate you all so much

wonpining: sure you do daddy
wonpining: sure you do

bbyxD: guys i dont get it
bbyxD: jae hyung just came running through the living room
bbyxD: he keeps screaming
bbyxD: whats so funny

wonpining: lol i think i broke him
wonpining: but seriously tho
wonpining: guitar guy
wonpining: cutest thing ever istg

daddykang: so we’re back to you now?

wonpining: well if you wanna keep talking about your kinky ass then please by all means
wonpining: go ahead

daddykang: guitar guy is good thanks

wonpining: good?
wonpining: guitar guys fucking FINE
wonpining: 11/10 would bang

jaethebae: dont act like u actually have a chance
jaethebae: u dont even know his name

wonpining: baby steps
wonpining: also
wonpining: youve known brian hyung for how long again

jaethebae: that has nothing to do with this

wonpining: sure it doesnt
wonpining: just sit there and listen hyung
wonpining: be a good boy for daddy

daddykang: wonpil i swear to god

bbyxD: i still dont understand tho

wonpining: wait omg i think guitar guy is leaving
wonpining: fuck
wonpining: give me a sec imma snap a pic real quick

daddykang: this is gonna end bad


daddykang: called it

jaethebae: what did u do now u idiot

wonpining: HE SAW ME
wonpining: OH GOD

godwoon: lol hahahAHAHAHA

wonpining: WHAT DO I DO???!!!!
wonpining: WHAT DO I DO

bbyxD: hyung whatever you do
bbyxD: just don’t run away

wonpining: TOO LATE

this mess goes out to both @noa-noa-noa for enabling me and to @6ungjin for opening up my eyes to the glory that is sungpil. The next part should come out soon I think, cause this was fun to write (hopefully half as fun to read as well). 

Holy Shit Guys...

Not gonna lie 

I was on mobile this morning and I had this all typed up and it was like 3 paragraphs long and i was almost done and then BECAUSE OF THE STUPID NEW UPDATE IT DELETED WHEN I SCROLLED UP!


Lets do this again

A warning.. I have too much to say about this so please bare with me because this post is going to be everywhere.

Im gonna be honest here! 

My first reaction was “shit… now I have to actually finish all those projects..” but once it sank in, my second reaction was “Why the fuck do all these amazing people follow me?!” I honestly cant comprehend it. I mean, I swear too much, I yell, my blog is trash, and my posts are shit. Yet all you, my followers, my friends… you all still follow me for some reason! And i dont have the words to tell you how much that means to me. I love all of you so damn much. Even my little ghost followers. You guys mean the world to me. 

When I started this blog.. uhh.. i think about 6 months ago?

(Please please please please please please please read! I just have to add this because of how long this is, it fucks everything up)

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anonymous asked:

pls write another au inspired by that one gif of mark with his arm around haechan if you're up for it

sure thing! i had one in mind before this gif but now that it exists it is honestly so perfect????!!!!? for this concept lmao. it’s a bit rushed more this time because all my high school au ideas overlap with each other im sorry if this is repetitive lol ::: (also a lil reminder but since my aus are all just headcanon clutters if anyone wants to actually write a real fic for this pls do i rly want someone to that’s the point of me posting these lol)

Originally posted by haenyan

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Okay, so. Don’t be mad at me but like.

I had this idea for this AU and decided to write down cause, why not, right? But it ended up with 7k words and I can’t really turn into an actual narration and stuff? so Like… I’ll post this rlly embarrassing thing instead…

In this AU Mondo and Ishimaru are like…. 19-22 years old and Hope’s peak doesn’t exist. 


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Requested by @lazysunday-anime


*Walks in to your bedroom to find you changing into one of his shirts after getting out of the shower, and leans against the door frame admiring you from afar before speaking up*

K: “I see you like my shirts”

Y/N: “Well I like you, and this shirt smells like you”

Someone save me from this gif im so offended

Originally posted by kaibility


*He hasn’t see you for the past two days and he kind of wants to do more than cuddle, doesn’t help he finds it extra attractive when you are dressed in nothing but his shirt and your underwear. He immediately wraps his arms around your waist from the back and starts kissing down your neck*

S: “You shouldn’t wear my shirts because it makes me want to desperately rip them off of you*

*He grabs your hand and quickly leads you to the bedroom*

As much as  i ship sebaek, imagine baek is u ok

Originally posted by sefuns


*He is laying on the bed when you walk in telling him you spilled wine on his shirt but you would try and get it out as it was his favourite shirt. Suho turned to the side and decided to use this time as a time for him to try and get some*

S: “I have plenty of shirts it’s no big deal, anyway if thats got spilt wine on it you should probably take it off”

Originally posted by daenso


*He invited the boys back to your place as they hadn’t see you in a while and he wanted to stop off before going back to the dorm, however when he opened the door he saw you in kitchen in only his tshirt wearing headphones and changed his mind. His first thought was wow thats my girlfriend she looks so good and then his second thought was getting the members out before they even had a chance to say hi*

BH: “We just got here we didn’t even see y/n!”

CY: “Well she isn't ready to see you guys she can see you another time bye”

*You walked out to see the boys in just the tshirt and they understood why Chanyeol was forcing them out*

CHEN: “You’re getting some tonight y/n, have fun!*


Originally posted by jungkooktouchbutts


*Cheeky is Baeks middle name but seeing you in his shirt after coming home from practice just made him really want to embrace you with a hug and not let go, and thats what he did. You spent the evening catching up on telly and you laying in his arms*

Literally no reason for this gif its just snuggly and cute

Originally posted by yixingofficial


*Was chatting with his members when a message popped up on his phone, it was a picture of you in just his shirt pulling a very seductive expression literally inviting him to come over and have some fun*

KS: “Anyway the conversation has been fun but I have to go, priorities and all that”

Originally posted by jonginssoo


*Starts trying to make you feel bad for taking one of his shirts as a joke so you also decide to wind him up too*

C: “Can’t you afford your own shirts y/n, I wonder why I can never find one to wear”

Y/N: “Oh you dont like it okay i’m going to go and put my long dressing gown on and cover every single inch of my body ok, you know the frumpy one bc I guess no one wants to see my curves”

C: “No no noooo there is no need for that, seriously stay in my shirt”

Originally posted by luderella


*He was currently in the middle of writing a song when you decided to purposefully distract him. You knew he loved it when you wore his shirts. His attention was immediately diverted when he saw you walk in legs bare and fresh from the shower, and tried to get back to writing but it wasn’t really working*

T: “Right thats it, this song is gonna be about you and how you look so sexy when you wear my shirt..but i’ll write it later as I  need to experience taking it off you to finish the song”

Tao causes me so much pain i cry

Originally posted by littlehailang


*starts thinking about you this morning wearing his shirt and how it would have escalated if you didn’t have to go to work so quickly,. so starts thinking about how tonight is gonna play out*

L: “Maybe I should just give her all my tops, perfect”

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu


*He asked you to attend a fashion show with him to which you agreed, Whilst sitting there he whispered to you that he has one of those exact shirt at home and how you would look really good in it. As time passes he repeats his comment for a different piece of clothing*

K: “And that one too”

Originally posted by fyifan


*You are both out and you are wearing his shirt along with a pair of jeans, but Luhans mind wonders to your body without those jeans and then without his shirt. You walk up to him snapping him out of his thoughts*

Y/N: “I must be irresistible bc you cant seem to stop staring at me”

L: “You have no idea”

Literal god of visuals what i would love to do with this man…

Originally posted by luhanahs


*You are wearing his white shirt and in his opinion its probably the hottest thing in the world and so he comes up to you laying his head on your shoulder burying his face in your neck*

XM: “I wish you wouldn’t wear my shirts it does things to me”

Y/N: “If it does things to you then i’ll happily let you do things to me ;)”

dead i cant deal with what i just wrote and i cant deal with this gif either 

Originally posted by xiu-angel

I wish i never wrote this now byeee,  i didnt make a lame joke for once omg be proud of me

Feel free to send in requests ask is open

twin flame

ok so im making the post bc im still getting a ton of asks. you dont have to take everything i say as a fact, you can research it for yourself or just simply not believe it. im just saying what i know

  • most people do not meet their twin flame. most twin flames are not born at the same time. they are often reborn when the other one passes away so you can aid each other through life times. 
  • meeting your twin flame isn’t some magical, hollywood, happily ever after situation.
  • they are literally the other half of your soul. we can feel already whole, since in a way we are, but we cannot be everything. the qualities we embody and the ones we struggle to incorporate into our lives make us who we are. we are individuals who inherently have good traits as well as bad traits and there are just traits we don’t have at all.
  • therefore, your twin flame is very, very different from you. (not to say that they should be a racist and sexist because you aren’t). but for example, you repress your emotions, they wear their heart on their sleeve. still, in a way they are everything you aren’t. they are everything you need but also everything you are afraid of.
  • soo, therefore, being with them is incredibly confronting. you will have to face the parts of yourself you repress, the parts the scare yourself. it is an extremely raw and primal feeling.
  • they help you evolve, you help them evolve, but learning and growing isn’t easy and sometimes it isnt fun.
  • the love shared should feel unconditional because you share the same soul. you might not even like them that much at first. you are there to help each other, not to comfort each other.
  • but i want to emphasise that these are not the people that you meet and you’re like “wow we are the same person! look at everything we have in common”.  ((those are ur bff soulmates see below))
  • not to be confused with soul mates. you can think of soulmates as your souls BFFs (woo!!) -  you have several
  • and also not to be confused with karmic relationships. karmic relationships are relationships where you shared a great impact on each other in a past life. often a type of karmic debt that never got resolved so you will face similar situations in this lifetime if you are to meet them (ofc you can have many of these too)…you will feel magnetically drawn to them. not necessarily romantically, but it is a gravitational pull and if it turns out to be a romantic relationship it will feel “meant to be” and therefore can be confused as being a twin flame.

things to note abt twin flames:

  • if you meet them, you’ve probably met them already in dream before. or had heavy clues and signs about them within dreams before you meet them.
  • love at first sight! but more like “wtf do i know you im sure we havent met”
  • not the person you meet and ur like “omg theyre so hot” because your so confused by the major deja vu ur feeling
  • you will get deja vu a lot
  • even if both partners can reproduce and are fertile they will not get pregnant with each other, it doesnt work. the soul is joined there is no need to create lmao. 
  • despite them being v different from you, you can almost communicate telepathically and intuitively understand each other (this happens with soul mates too, but its because you are so similar in a way)
  • synchronicities!!!! there will be many of these.
  1. some examples:
  2. something weird happens to you every jan 22nd. oh look thats ur twin flames bday!
  3. you were born in the same town and don’t know until you meet each other
  4. they started at a school the year after you left
  5. you were both at the bieber concert and didnt know it

taikoturtle  asked:

OKAY FOR THE SHIP because I love your headcanons. For Supercorp who: - spikes the eggnog? - "accidentally” throws away the fruitcake - goes overboard on the whipped cream? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - wakes up first on Christmas? - starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? - decorates the Christmas tree

  • spikes the eggnog?
    • in general?  alex danvers.  between supercorp?  well friend that would be one lena luthor, who tolerates the holidays and, unlike her alien gf, can get fucking trashed
      • the first christmas after lena and kara get together is awful bc it was bad enough with just alex staring kara down while dumping an ungodly amt of booze into the eggnog but now kara gets to watch in muted horror as lena does the same and then gets to chase around her gay ass sister and her gay ass gf who both somehow????  get gayer??????  and louder and like 5x more emotional when drunk and boy are they wasted bc alex didnt realize lena spiked the nog after her and lena didnt realize that alex spiked it before her and kara, for a while, thought there were two batches of eggnog, each independently spiked and didnt put it together until alex was draped over maggie’s shoulders and mumbling abt how pretty she is and lena’s kicked off her heels and is sitting on the floor with winn and slurring her words as she describes some vastly complicated concept of metaphysics and then kara’s just like shit
      • the next year they kind of get their shit together and coordinate spiking so neither woman gets quite so fucking shitfaced which, like, kara’s glad for, but she’s also pretty sure that her sister’s a bad influence on her girlfriend and vice versa and listen, she may be a superhero, but she is just one girl and maggie’s rlly gotta start pulling her weight when it comes to drunk patrol instead of just laughing when kara’s trying to get alex to get off the floor and lena makes the task twelve times harder by just fuckin attaching herself to kara’s side
  • “accidentally” throws away the fruitcake 
    • omg its lena one hundred percent bc like???  kara hates it too but kara is also an actual angel and refuses to throw it out bc someone worked really hard to make that for us lena!
      • lena has no such qualms bc fruitcake is the fucking worst but she tries to make the crime look good when she tosses it, makes sure she spends a few days building up a layer of stuff around it so that it’s sort of believable when she sweeps an arm across the counter and drags everything in her path into the trash like oh no, oh dear, what a tragedy, the fruitcake is in the garbage, i suppose we can just have the pecan pie i bought for dessert
  • goes overboard on the whipped cream? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
    • firstly: i like ur addition to this one
    • secondly: i mean kara, obviously, in the most innocent sense like on more than one occasion lena’s walked into the kitchen and seen a startled kara pop up from behind the fridge door, cheeks puffed out from the sheer volume of whipped cream she just shot straight from the can
      • like her hot cocoa is always a dangerous situation bc if its not overloaded with marshmallows its topped with a tower of whipped cream that has a forty percent chance of toppling before kara can even eat it and lena’s just sort of learned to accept that kara’s kisses are always going to taste a little too sweet throughout the holiday season
    • that said, lena definitely makes use of whipped cream too though in a much more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kinda way
  • wakes up first on Christmas? 
    • KARA DUH like lena’s not a morning person anyway but after years of emotional neglect and christmases spent alone she’s essentially trained herself to sleep in as long as possible on the day bc that means less time for wallowing and drinking :))))))))))))))))
      • ANYWAY their first christmas, they’ve been together just under a year??  and they sleep at each other’s places pretty regularly, but lena isn’t abt to impose bc she knows that kara has her own traditions with her family and lena’s not–it’s not that she doesn’t count kara as her family.  bc she does, she absolutely does, its just that she doesnt want to assume that kara counts her as part of hers, part of the group that gets christmas morning, but then its christmas eve and lena’s still at her office, alone, and then kara marches in and is like um?  aren’t you coming over? and lena’s maybe been dramatically staring out her wall of windows and nursing a scotch and she gives kara this blank look and kara softens entirely, sets about packing up lena’s stuff for the night as she says i figured you’d stay over tonight so you wouldnt have to come over super early tomorrow and lena’s warm all over, warm and soft and quite honestly on the verge of tears a little and she lets kara shuffle her out of her office, her building, into the uber that kara took bc its a clear night and kara danvers flying into the top floor of lcorp would look a lil weird and when they get to kara’s place they change into comfy pjs and watch every home alone movie and how the grinch stole christmas (cartoon and live action) before lena dozes on kara’s shoulder and kara flips the tv off and carries her to bed
        • so this very soft and sweet night ends and then lena’s abruptly woken up at fuck off o’clock (that is to say, the ass crack of dawn) by kara zipping around the apartment, singing christmas songs and wearing an honest to god pair of elf shoes as she finishes putting all the presents under the tree and making sure every stocking is hung right and starting breakfast for everyone that’s coming over in a couple of hours and lena’s just about to hide under a pillow and try and sleep for a little longer when kara hears her moving around and comes in singing all i want for christmas is you and pulls lena out of bed and ok, how is lena supposed to resist mariah carey and elf shoes
      • later christmases find a compromise: kara stays in bed an hour longer, lena makes sure they’re asleep at a reasonable hour so that she’s not quite a monster come morning
        • that said, all bets are off when they have kids bc two of them are just like kara in that they also get up at the ass crack of dawn with their mother and LIVE for christmas but the last usually stumbles into their bedroom sleepily and crawls in beside lena for the few moments they have left before the rest of the family comes for them and that turns into its own christmas tradition, the annual wrangling of the non-morning ppl
  • starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? 
    • omfg kara obviously though after they move in together lena places a ban on christmas music until after thanksgiving at least (the ban is useless bc lena is weak for kara’s pout and kara is v aware of this)
  • decorates the Christmas tree
    • they both do!!  it started out mostly as kara, with lena sort of acting as supervisor (read: sitting on the floor surrounded by garland, drinking some cider and picking through ornaments to find the most aesthetically pleasing ones) but after a couple years together it became more of a shared task 
      • lena’s style veers towards aestheticism, v coordinated with like a chosen palette for everything
      • kara’s is like sentimentality above all else; every ornament that means anything to her is on that damn tree
        • they meet somewhere in the middle, veering towards kara’s sentimental style bc its warmth and home and things lena’s never had in excess and its feels nice to be a part of that, even if it means her color schemes mean jack shit
best friend!mark
  • ok so like u met him at the park right he was a trainee for a few months now and he was exploring the area. u had just moved in with ur family in korea and u had bought an ice cream 
  • u werent paying attention and u bump into him and u drop ur ice cream on him and ur like im … im so sorry !!! in english and then u realize and u try to apologize to him in korean but since u were so panicked ur korean was broken and ur like om g…. how could i do something so embarrassing..
  • hes like no its cool and he talks to u in english and ur like !!! omg ??? u speak english so well???? and hes like o haha yeah ,,, and then so u guys talk and u hit it off pretty well!! so u exchange numbers 
  • u guys just clicked and soon u guys became a regular in each other’s lives
  • ofc u didnt know he was a trainee bc he was a lil shy about it at first but u did kno he was from canada so u assumed he was just studying abroad or something idk 
  • when he told u like half a year later u were totally blown away like whoa??? what?? but it doesnt really affect ur friendship much
  • anyways yeah you guys have known each other since u were like in middle school and uve seen each other go thru terrible phases lmao 
  • he helps u with ur korean a lot he also translates with u !! at some point he was like i heard when u learn a language its best to watch tv shows!! so he started watching dramas with u and then eventually he got hooked and oh b o y
  • he constantly makes puns and ur honestly so tired of his shit like everytime hes like hey.. y/n… u dont even bother ur like stfu mark but he says it anyways and he will probably laugh for the next 15 minutes about his pun 
  • lots of bad jokes!! and tons of inside jokes and u guys are always laughing about something
  • he tells u so many stories about his day like what he did today or something dumb that johnny and ten roped him into doing
  • he tells u so much about his hyungs and how he admires them and ur just so (,:
  • hes so hard working and so critical of himself!! u constantly make sure that hes resting enough or has had enough to eat bc he pushes himself so hard
  • he plays his guitar for u !! sometimes when u guys hang out he’ll take out his guitar and u guys just sing songs together off pitch and its great
  • “u should audition for sm !!”
  • “shut up mark”
  • being bffs with mark also means being bffs with donghyuck and u guys make fun of mark together
  • and mark is like omfg… i shouldve never introduced u two… but its all cool and at the end of the day everyones laughing : )
  • he shows u his lyrics and asks about ur opinion on it
  • mark also shares with u his favorite songs and whenever u guys meet he has a new song he wants to share with you !!
  • when he debuted he was so happy !! he ran to ur house and told u face to face 
  • when he debuted u watched all of his lives and even attended some of them!!
  • seeing u in the crowd makes him want to work even harder and the first time u came he runs up to u breathless and hes like im.. pretty… cool huh …. and hes tryin to catch his breath and ur like mark!!! calm down !!! do u need some water!!
  • u have a folder of all his bad outfits from firetruck era and whenever he annoys u u just send him a collage of his ugly outfits and he just gets so embarrassed
  • “why do u even ahve a folder of that wtf”
  • when he found out that he was going to be a leader for nct dream he was so worried that he wasnt going to be good enough leader for everyone
  • u worry for him because hes debuted in all three nct units and u worry that he hasnt had enough rest and u constantly check on him making sure hes okay
  • whenever they stream on the v app he makes sure u know and that ur watching and when he reads the comments he sees ur comment and he feels all warm and fuzzy inside knowing his best friend is watching
  • he shares with u all of his hopes and dreams and u know that he will achieve them and ur glad that u spilled ice cream on that boy all those years ago : )

kittenluver27  asked:

I love you headcannons and posts they are my favorite. For rfa + searan, What if MC liked to wear loose baggy clothes ? And liked Big Bang Theory ?

you’re my favorite!

~headcanon requests CLOSED FOR NOW~


  • Yoosung was ready to take MC on their first real date
  • we’re talking like a walk in the park, holding hands, buying sweets and having lunch together
  • it’s gonna be so cliche and so perfect
  • he only gets to their meeting place like 40 minutes early OK he cant help that he’s excited
  • so he just spends 40 minutes thinking about MC 
  • he wonders what their style will be like? probably just.the MOST adorable
  • when he sees them walking toward him he has to physically restrain himself and SLOWLY stand up and go to them at a NORMAL WALKING PACE
  •  MC was wearing lose black jeans that were torn up at the knees, and a long black t-shirt underneath an over sized forest green flannel shirt
  •  this is not what Yoosung was expecting at all but he’s kinda turned on?
  • MC looks like a badass?
  • and Yoosung is digging it hard?
  • and when MC starts referencing the big bang theory in casual conversation
  • Yoosung really feels like he found a perfect human being
  • they look hard af but they’re really just a soft nerd like him
  • well, he looks like a soft nerd and is a soft nerd
  • MC is so incredible, what did he even do to deserve them????


  • Zen thought for sure MC was going to be the cutesy type
  • he pictured like a baby pink crop top/high waisted light wash jeans type person
  • but when MC visited him thats not what they were like at all
  • well, they wore pink and light wash denim like he pictured
  • but it was a big pink sweater that reached past their bum, the sleeves extending far past their hands to make sweater paws. their pants were light blue joggers that were scrunched up at their ankles, as if their legs were too short for their pants
  • overall, MC looked like their clothes were swallowing them up
  • and it was the most precious thing Zen has ever seen
  • Zen really has to practice self control right now
  • MC sits criss-cross applesauce on his couch, turning on the TV
  • “oh, sweet! the big bang theory is on”
  • Zen plops down next to MC
  • “so, MC-”
  • he was interrupted when MC giggled at one of the jokes made on the show
  • Zen felt his cheeks heat up at the sound of their laugh
  • he didnt think it was even physically possible to be so adorable??
  •  god, why does MC have to be so cute and make this so hard for him?


  • Jaehee hates how baggy clothes look on her
  • she feels like they make her seem sloppy
  • but somehow MC manages to make big clothes look attractive
  • like, really attractive
  • there’s just something so cool and carefree about it and Jaehee is like that’s so damn aesthetically pleasing
  • and when MC references big bang theory in the chat room for the first time Jaehee leaps right on that shit
  • Jaehee’s not a robot, despite what Seven says
  • she likes to LAUGH
  • the the big bang theory makes her laugh so hard
  • it may or may not be because she knows what it’s like to work with someone who is highkey impossible to deal with like sheldon……
  • haha…..Jaehee doesnt know anyone like that…..
  • ………..
  • her and MC always get together on thursday nights to watch the new episodes
  • and Jaehee even discovers that MC snorts sometimes when they laugh
  • its so cute Jaehee think she might DIE??


  • Jumin was working in his study when he heard giggles from downstairs
  • MC was spending the night in his penthouse
  • but it was getting late, shouldnt they be getting some sleep now?
  • he goes downstairs to find MC curled up underneath a blanket, watching something on the TV
  • “MC, are you unable to sleep? if you need me to, i could-”
  • MC pokes their head over the back of the couch, looking at Jumin
  • “no, it’s not like that! i’m always up this late for Big Bang Theory”
  • “Big Bang Theory…..?”
  • MC pauses the TV
  • “Jumin, you’ve never seen it? you have to come watch with me! it’s so funny!”
  • they had their knees on the cushions and leaned over the back of the couch to face Jumin
  • they were covered by a blanket before, but now Jumin recognizes what they’re wearing
  • “is that…my shirt?”
  • MC’s face turns red and they quickly lower their torso, hiding behind the couch
  • “were you not satisfied with the clothes i provided?”
  • MC responds with just their eyes poking over the back of the couch
  • “no i just….i like wearing bigger clothes”
  • Jumin felt his whole body heat up
  • they’re…wearing his clothes?
  • what is this feeling????
  • Jumin sits down on the couch next to MC, who’s still a blushing mess
  • “so this Big Bang Theory show…you think i’ll really like it?”
  • MC nods and plays the show
  • Jumin actually ends up laughing a lot
  • he likes Sheldon because he’s bad at recognizing social ques and Jumin is like
  • same, Sheldon, same


  • no wonder Seven was never able to get any work done now that he could just watch MC on the CCTV all the time
  • he’s never seen anyone just so?? ADORABLE?
  • he loves the way everything they wear is like three sizes too big, even down to their shoes
  • MC has tiny feet but always wears big clunky boots out
  • most people look too frumpy in baggy clothes, but somehow MC managed to make gigantic clothes look precious as heck
  • and another thing: they never stopped watching Big Bang Theory
  • every time they sat down for a meal they looked to see if it was on TV
  • and if it wasnt they would pull up episodes on their laptop
  • and they laughed so much at it
  • gosh, MC has the cutest laugh
  • every time he’s in the chatroom with MC he tries to make them laugh just cause he loves to hear it so much
  • he every tries to reference Big Bang Theory
  • “omg SEVEN! you like BIG BANG THEORY!??”
  • “um heck yea! that show is literally my life!”
  • Seven laughs at how excited they get over this show
  • MC really makes it hard to focus on work


  • Saeran has never been on a date before
  • but MC insisted they do something “normal” as a couple
  • so here he is, in a starbucks
  • waiting for MC to come through the doors
  • this is a completely new thing for him but he’s sort of excited
  • can he really have a normal life now?
  • he smiles just thinking about it
  • thats when MC walks through the doors
  • they’re wearing a black beanie that hangs off their head, baggy grey jeans and a white t shirt that looks about four sizes too big
  • it’s not what he thought they’d wear, but for some reason he still thinks they look…cute
  • okay, this is a date! tell MC how good you think they look
  • “you look like you just stepped out of an early 90′s rap video”
  • f…fuck
  • “har, har. at least i dont look like a member of My Chemical Romance from their glory days”
  • Saeran grins
  • “ouch, MC. that one really hurt”
  • they giggle and grab his hand, pulling him out of his chair
  • “lets get coffee!”
  • Saeran had never even had coffee, so they order something for him
  • after they get to talking MC brings up their love for the big bang theory in a matter of minutes
  • “isnt that the one dumb show about all the nerds?”
  • “heeeeyy! it’s not dumb! i really like it”
  • MC whines and pouts their bottom lip
  • Saeran giggles a little
  • “okay, whatever you say”
  • wow, it’s been awhile since he’s…really laughed


dillard’s tips!

so i paid a visit to dillards and while i was there i got some great tips to use from the SA who was very talkative and running the spanx/lingerie counter.

  • they have the cameras running one after another on one screen EXCEPT they have the spanx, calvin klein,  michael kors, and main jewelry cameras on screen all of the time.
  • departments without an active SA will have locked fitting rooms but ones with a SA in them will be unlocked. best to go in when they are busy helping someone else or are distracted. the SAs also aren’t supposed to let the merchandise selected from that section out of the specific section without you purchasing it first. 
  • they automatically watch any group of 2 or more teenager-looking people together.
  • they definatly profile and watch your activity based on appearance, best to dress like you have money to spend.
  • they notice a lot of sloppy behavior but let it slide, they hang photos and will try and notice when you come back in and what you take. they will keep building your bill higher and higher until they have you up to a felony charge. depending on your state can be anywhere from $500-$1000.  
  • they do have store security. 

moral of the story babes it to always be safe and gather as much info as you can about any store you’re going into. i’ve always assumed dillard’s to be pretty easy but got pretty freaked out after having this SA tell me all of this stuff.

if you’re interested, i posted on how i got the info/what i took that day/methods/more about the SA if you click the “keep reading” button :) 

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I’m not sure the world needed another Jily texting AU but I decided to make one anyways, so enjoy

Summary: James dropped his phone in the toilet, classic. It happens. After finding a new phone he tries to round up numbers and names to refresh his contacts. What he doesn’t expect is to receive a message from Lily Evans. What’s her motive? Who knows? Not James, not Peter, definitely not Sirius, but….maybe Remus. After all, texting is a tricky business…it’s never clear when things aren’t face to face.

Word Count: 2,250

Friday 9:02PM, James and Sirius

J: hey mate it’s prongs. finally got the new phone
S: lol about time..hey did you save the old shite one? we can have a memorial for it  😘
J: shut it you git. i only had that thing for a month. just text moony and pete for me and tell them to hurry up. i’ve already ordered pizza
S: i’ll be there in 10. remus’ll catch a ride from pete. i’m picking up ogden’s. paying now.
J: ok
J: wait…padfoot. heafiisdoj PADFOOT
S: ??
S: ok ok i’m coming relax

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anonymous asked:

u dig angst right?? do u have any headcanons abt pete takin care of sick/hurt trick?????? im just feelin it rn

OMG. well i dont do headcanons but i can like. freestyle some shit i guess ya?

  • lil bb patrick wearing himself out after like their third show ever and pete has to drag him back to the van and patricks babbling excitedly bc “dude they were so into it like they were singing along and moshing and this is! it’s gonna work dude! we’re gonna do big things man, and this is just the beginning! and omg this one rlly pretty girl was checking me out we should go back and talk to her-” but he keeps yawning and pete just smiles and pushing him into the van like “we’re gonna go to sleep, okay?” and pete gets patrick all tucked into his sleeping bag and curls up next to him and listens to patrick go on abt what producers he wants to work with when theyre famous and how cool the grammys are gonna be until he talks himself to sleep ahh
  • pete would go over and take care of patrick when he was sick, you know he would!! he’d make sure he had blankets and hot tea and patrick would be a bitter sniffly lil bitch but pete would curl up next to him and hold tissues for him and theyd watch 80s movies together and when pete got sick two days later he wouldnt care bc patrick would be right there throwing a blanket at him and going “here u go asshole im gonna go make u some soup”
  • when fob goes to tour for this first time patricks mom goes to pete like “u take care of him, okay? don’t let him mess around with groupies, don’t let him get hurt, make sure he’s warm at night. i don’t want my son coming home with any stitches or stds, you hear?” and petes like “yes mrs. stumph ill take good care of ur son” and he does! to the point that patrick gets annoyed!! except when pete spoons patrick at night bc hes worried patrick will go home and complain to his mom abt gettin hypothermia at night bc he was so cold and pete does not want to get his ball chopped off he needs those - patrick kind of doesnt mind. like at all
  • patricks implied that he eats when hes depressed, so i like to imagine during van days, like when they all lived together while recording grave, patricks sad over smth and pete never sleeps so he goes into the kitchen at midnight for a glass of water or smth but instead he finds patrick on the floor sitting in front of the fridge with a big thing of ice cream crying and hes like wtf and patricks sad abt smth dumb but pete sits down next to him and takes the ice cream and munches quietly and intercepts occasionally while patrick rants abt whatever and then when he’s done he silently hands the ice cream back, stands up, gets a blanket, comes back, grabs the ice cream and puts it away, then wraps trick in the blanket and brings him to his bed bc patrick takes care of pete all the time, he’s happy to do the same when the tables turn
  • so allegedly patricks first and only other gf besides elisa (altho apparently he had another one but we kno literally nothin abt her so i just pretend she doesnt exist) cheated on him and broke his heart, and apparently pete found out and told patrick, so like. patrick bein absolutely heart broken and pete spending like four weeks w patrick, takin care of him bc his depression’s bein a motherfucker, making sure he’s using music making as coping instead of other more unhealthier things, shit like that. letting patrick cry into his chest at night and say he misses her and pete just holds him tighter and pats his back and writes lyrics to match the sad melodies patrick been makin in his head
  • patrick didnt kno he had adhd for years and at least for me it’s p hard to deal with so like one day it’s too much and he breaks down but petes right there bc he knows how that feels and patrick just wants to be alone but pete sits with him and talks him thru it and isnt a selfish asshole for once and afterwards patrick respects him so much more for it
  • patrick getting into a rut after folie’s failure and petes there!! always there, offering him support, telling him stories abt his own past, yknow, problems or whatever, occasionally throwing in a shitty impersonation of someone from some old movie to make patrick smile a li ah
  • pete calling patrick up after the confessions of a pariah thing!! and patrick answers with a flat “what.” and pete can hear in his voice he’s been having a rough time, hears the hopelessness because he’s heard himself talk the same way so many times before, and he just says “what’s up, rickster? long time no chat, eh?” and patricks like “yeah. how’ve you been, pete?” and petes like “i’m good enough, but you, man, are you okay? i saw that post, are you-” and patricks all defensive like “i’m fine, that wasn’t a suicide note or anything, for the hundredth fucking time, i’m fucking fine-” and petes like “don’t try to bullshit me, i know you to well. are you at ur la place? i’m coming over.” and patricks like “pete-” and petes like “let’s make some music. it’s therapeutic, you know it is, it’ll make you feel better. you need it, and i’ll be honest, i could use it too.” and patrick grudgingly says ok so pete shows up and patrick opens the door and he looks so worn out and pete hugs him so tight ah

im bad at fluff sorry fam i hope these r cute idk

The weeb queen and her reign of terror

So my long weeb journey began with my friends and I sitting in the school cafeteria, completely not expecting the two year long disaster that was about to kick start.
It was the 8th grade and my friends and I were just getting out of our weebo stage. I sat there eating my lunch with my twin sister, spunky, and our way too nice friend, patient pants. ((Obviously not their real names.))  patient pants who every single teacher in our huge middle school loves((keep in mind our middle school has only 7th and 8th grade and is about 2,000 students. Big school.)) runs off to talk to our 8th grade counselor. Me and spunky blow it off because it’s totally normal of patient pants to do this. Soon patient pants returns but with the counselor. Obviously I was confused and just plain worried. Long story short the counselor tells us about a new student in our grade who didn’t have anyone to sit with and asked if she could sit with us. Of course we said we didn’t mind and patient pants ran off to bring the new girl to our table…… Oh only if I knew the drama shit storm this girl was going to bring with her and her giant tubber ware of cold pizza. 

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Fanart Monday!

Yes!! Back again with another fanart monday!! Thank you guys for submitting fanart!!! I love themmmmmm!!!

Let me remind you that I will only post fanart of the series c’: this goes for you, meme senders! I still love memes tho xDDD

Again, sorry if I forget to add someone’s work! I can only remember those drawings in my ask box, and sometimes I don’t even see them all because Tumblr is a meanie :c

Fanart of the week by @gigagoku30!!

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