omg i have no life do i ; ;

anonymous asked:

Any chance you'd be interested in writing a Dead by Daylight fic?

It’s not at the top of my list of AUs to do but I did have an idea for a jerevinwood one once omg! I can’t remember if I posted it on here or if it was something I mentioned on patreon but it basically involved Jeremy and Ryan as Grim Reapers (the killers) who each occupy a little section of the Underworld where their aim is to stop people in near-death conditions from ‘escaping’ and returning to life (basically it’s their final chance to either live or pass away and their job is to make it as hard as possible to escape)

Gavin is a recently graduated Reaper who occupies the zone right next to them and they are both endlessly frustrated with how terrible he is at hunting people and how many people who should have died are now making miraculous recoveries because he’s bad at his job and can’t catch them LOL

I don’t like the idea of making them actual serial killers so that was my compromise hahaha. Also entirely based on that one time Gavin was really cheerfully like “I’m gonna try kill you now!” and sounded so happy about it (and then was not very effective at being the killer LOL)

That was my idea but I’m unlikely to write it any time soon haha… too many other ideas to work on and no time to do everything ;A;

anonymous asked:

Wait sorry if this is a dumb question but do you actually not like Aaron tveit?

omg this isnt a dumb question at all my friend. aaron is cool and i do actually like him but he p much ruined my life and landed me in musical theatre hell so i feel the need to fight him?? (but i have An Image™ i gotta retain so dont spread that around okay?)

anonymous asked:

I literally deleted Tumblr because I was trying to move on with my life & be An Adult but I missed your content so much that I made a shitty new account just to follow you. (i literally only follow 7 people now & they're lame so my feed is just you basically) But I just wanted to say that literally everything you say & do on here is good & beautiful & IMPORTANT & you are valued & loved & I appreciate everything you have done & everything you say. I hope u get ur dream job soon bc u deserve it!

Awwww omg this is the freakin cutest thing. Thank you so much, I’ll continue to do ya proud!

truebluealien  asked:

Mae from Night in the woods! If you don't know about Night in the woods then Mikey Mouse?

Dude night in the woods looks awesome,, i havent much knowledge on it tho im sorry 

omg mickey mouse?? im wheezing okay lets do this 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine i guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: his voice 
worst quality: he’s a goddamn mess sometimes have u ever heard of  Disney’s Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse? its an old gamecube game and he’s such an idiot in it lmao 
ship them with: donald duck 100%
brotp them with: pluto. not the dog. the one in space
needs to stay away from: memes
misc. thoughts: im actually a fan of his memes tho

thank u v much for this 

send me someone!

  • Child: Daddy, why did you get married to Papa?
  • Viktor: because I love him so much he is my life I couldn't imagine where I'd be without him omg I love him so much you have no idea he drank 16 glasses of champagne at the banquet and did the poses with Chris at the pole and danced with me it was great also have you seen him? he is so gorgeous look at his hAIR also his eYES shine so bright and he's so precious and cute but a delicius pork cutlet bowl at the same time do you know how much competition there was to get him at the banquet? Everyone loved him but he chose me I am forever grateful
  • Child: Papa, why did you marry Daddy?
  • Yuri: I don't know.
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oh. oh.

Oral Fixation

Yoongi X Reader (Smut…like really smutty smut oops)

Warnings: Oral fixation, Daddy Kink, (really) Dirty Talk, Sexting, Dom!Yoongi

Request HIIIII!!! I love you blog so much omg, could you do Yoongi texts when he sexts you? But like… really smutty…. Omg I’m feel so very not pure 🙈🙈-Anon

A/N Y’all…this is the most impure thing I have ever made in my life. Like I need to be drown in holy water, I will see everyone who reads this in hell bc that’s where we’re all going. This escalated so much like wow. This is SUPER smutty so if it’s not your thing please don’t read it. This is not meant to make anyone uncomfortable.

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I have like 10 followers… but I had an idea for something I’m gonna called ‘the short story project” where I take short stories written by actual real life writers and recreate/illustrate them in the sims…

hopefully people will read the stories and like them (b/c omg the genre is underrated and wow they’re good) and i don’t think this has exactly been done before… to my 10 followers (ily guys <3) would you be into this?

whatacasstastrophe  asked:

omg your headcannons are life. they fed my children and watered my crops and saved ten thousand dogs. but have you ever considered..... lance and coran

buddy… pal…….. thanks for this

  • coran ‘officially’ doesn’t have a favorite paladin. but. it’s lance
    • hunk is a close second but the cooking rivalry runs too deep
  • lance asks coran to teach him how to flirt in altean. coran teaches him how to say “are there any chores i can do today allura?” instead
  • textbook cases of crouching moron, hidden badass trope
  • lance: “i’m too young and beautiful to die!” coran: “i’m only one of those things but i still don’t wanna!”
  • coran gets an average of two marriage proposals from random aliens a month
    • lance is like. how.
    • “hunk do you think i could rock a mustache” “okay i’m gonna stop you right there”
  • “coran i think i know what the problem is. the castle’s systems have an updog infection” “what is updog?” “PIDGE GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT”
  • lance: *shares tender memory of something on earth that he misses* coran: *reciprocates wistfully with some horrifying altean bullshit*
    • seriously what even was altea
    • “i miss dogs. they’re animals that we keep around the house and they’re super cuddly and cute” “oh, we had creatures like that on altea! they were called glarots! except instead of being cuddly, they had spikes all over their bodies. the one i had back home could snap up three flame draks in one bite of its fourth jaw! *sigh* adorable little buggers, they were”
“I love you”

Note: These responses are absolutely serious. They aren’t stereotypical at all and I assure you that every single type will definitely react like that in real life.

Ne: Ohh I love you, too! But I also love pancakes, sunshine and… bread! Like, bread can be so amazing. There are so many different types of breads! Like MBTI types! OMG I NEED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT MBTI TYPES AS BREAD.

Ni: But what is love? What is it about? How come that we are able to feel such a deep connection and how does its pattern fit into this complex world?

Se: Ohhhh I love you, too– wait omg! There’s a butterfly! *chases the butterfly*

Si: One time I loved someone, too. It was the most romantic story of my life and it started on a rainy day in November…

Te: Do you have evidence to support your statement?

Ti: …. What the fuck. Why?

Fe: *tears up* You love me? Someone loves me! LOVE ME FOREVER! PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME!

Fi: ……. Wait a minute, I have to check whether love is acceptable according to my personal values.

Whoops! My hand slipped :‘3 (what am I doing with my life?)

Welp, remember Geno with his stocking? Let’s say Reaper… couldn’t control himself and didn’t waste and time *wink wink* uhhh lets used our imagination here fufufu~

Omg I’m out! This is so much for me! *jumps from the window* have a nice day, guys!

First Kiss: Haechan

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Anon: omg first kiss with donghyuck please~ this series is too cute it has me swerving😂

Anon: Hey could I request haechan for thr first kiss series ❤ thanks 😙

Anon: Can you do first kiss with haechan? Thank you 😘💕

Thank you for requesting ❤️❤️I hope this is okay and you enjoy it! Thank you for waiting :-)

Originally posted by 7thvelvet

(Haechan is such boyfriend material okay anyone would be lucky to have him in their life pls appreciate his vocals and him pls and thank you)

  • I’ll try to make this fluffy and cute
  • Because Haechan is still a child lol
  • Also this is pretty long which I’m proud of
  • Haechan needs more love so here it is lol
  • Your first kiss with Haechan
  • Would also be your first ever kiss, and his too
  • So it’d be very awkward and basically very crap too because neither of you would know what to do or anything
  • Although Haechan comes across confident and like a joker,
  • He’d want his first kiss to be with someone he really genuinely liked and that the feeling was 100% mutual
  • It’d wouldn’t be the type of kiss to happen spontaneously or suddenly
  • He’d ask you out on a date one day, very shyly too may I add
  • His palms would be very sweaty when asking you
  • And his voice would be low and sweet and quiet 
  • You’d have to ask him to repeat himself again, not because you couldn’t believe what he was asking
  • But because you genuinely didn’t hear him the first time 
  • He’d literally run away after you said yes
  • Because his cheeks would be bright red and he just wanted to go and tell his soulmate mark lee about you
  • The date would be a very traditional and cute one
  • Something like a cinema movie and picnic something like that
  • He’d be his usual self here, more confident and teasing
  • There’d be a lot of laughs and tears (happy one ofc)
  • Your hands would find themselves intertwined with his by the end of the date
  • He was now walking you back home, the sky starting to turn dark and the stars starting to glow
  • There wasn’t much talking
  • But it was a comfortable silence, you two were still on a high from the cute date
  • Haechan would sigh happily, looking down at you sideways
  • And smiling at your profile
  • In that moment, he was literally in awe of you
  • He and never ever liked someone as much as he liked you
  • And for him that was scary
  • He’d literally have a little mid-life crisis in that moment too
  • Was he too young to have these kind of feelings?
  • Were they real or just puppy love emotions?
  • Did you like him back that way?
  • Would things last?
  • Would you get sick of him easily or not?
  • He’d be so consumed in his thoughts and worries 
  • That he didn’t even notice when you had arrived outside your house
  • You’d pull on his hand, shaking him slightly, which would bring him quickly back to reality
  • He’d blush seeing you watching him so intensely and he’d scratch the back of his neck awkwardly
  • “Well…” he’d start, not knowing what to say or do
  • “I, I better go in now”, you’d utter not wanting to leave the taller boy in front of you
  • “Uhmm yeah. Y/N, thank you for the date. I really enjoyed it”, Haechan acting so polite and quiet would make you laugh
  • Which would make him even more awkward and shy
  • Both of you would go in for a hug, your arms wrapped around one another lazily and stiffly
  • You started to pull away slowly, not really knowing what to do without making the situation even more awkward than it already was 
  • Your faces would be super closer now, his hand still resting on your waist
  • He smiled at you, a small smile playing on his lips
  • He was literally so close and you could feel his heartbeat racing and the sweat starting to form on his forehead
  • In any other situation, you’d laugh and ease him
  • But right now, it was a bad time - plus you didn’t want to make him feel uncomfortable 
  • Not really knowing what to do either, Haechan shut his eyes slowly, inching his face closer to yours
  • You smiled at his action doing the same and tilting you face slightly, knowing what was going to happen next
  • His lips pressed against yours momentarily, not moving or anything like that
  • The kiss was quick and stiff, since neither of you knew what to do
  • Although fast, you noticed how soft and warm his lips were
  • And how his top lip was slightly damp with sweat, probably over his overthinking
  • He literally jumped away from you after that, his hand over his mouth
  • His eyes wide in shock
  • Not because he regretted but because he literally couldn’t believe that he had his first kiss with you
  • Even if it wasn’t really a kiss and it was crap lol
  • He muttered a quick goodbye then
  • Literally ran away
  • Like at 10 mph or something - he really couldn’t believe it
  • Ofc you were a little offended, but he’d text you later then next day apologising and giving you an explanation for it 
  • And he’d make it up to you by asking you out on another date where he’d give you better kiss and not running away at the end
  • No joke he probably googled “how to kiss someone” or something and practised on the back of his or something because he didn’t want to mess up AGAIN

First Kiss Series:

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Private Lives Chapter Eleven

Title: Private Lives Chapter Eleven

Author:  Kat

Reader Gender:  Female (Y/N Hastings)

Word Count: 1889

Series Summary: Jensen Ackles is an incredible actor. You’re taking a break from being a doctor to figure out what to do with your life. When your worlds crash together, what secrets will be revealed?

Warnings:   This fic will have feels, okay? It’s going to be a drama.

Chapter Warnings: Little bit of blood, nothing too descriptive, bullying

Catch Up HERE

A/N: OMG FINALLY. I am so sorry to everyone for how long this took and also I’m sorry it’s a tad short. I ran into some writer’s block that has finally seemed to have cleared up. I hope you like this chapter. The wait was soooooo long. I’m so excited with it’s following and where it’s going. I just hope you all don’t kill me for it. Enjoy!! 

Character: Jensen Ackles

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“Well, what do you think about the house that Marta showed Y/N?” Jared asked, sipping his beer.

“Oh, I don’t know, it’s not a huge house, but the yard is big and the neighborhood is great. I think I’ll make an offer tomorrow,” I said back, taking a drink from my beer.

“Oh, good, Y/N still on the fence about it?”

“A little,” I replied, pondering. Y/N was worried she wouldn’t be around enough for Gen if she lived with me, but I had assured her multiple times that everything would work itself out.

My phone began to ring from the coffee table. As I reached forward to silence it, I saw that it was Y/N. She was at work at the moment, which meant it must have been important for her to be calling during her shift. I answered the phone instead.

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Pairing: George x Reader

Request(s):

  • CAN YOU DO ONE WHERE YN IS FROM AUSTRALIA!! Thank you i love your writing!
  • Hey there, I really like your writing and i only just followed you today so sorry for my spamming! do you have any Imagines where Y/N is Australian? ❤️️
  • Omg you’re Australian too?? Can you write something where the reader is from Australian, maybe Queensland or something??
  • hey, can i please have one where y/n is from Australia and with George and really fluffy please? sorry it isn’t very specific, i just need Australian y/n ahaha
  • George fluff is all I need in life can you please write a George fluff!

A/N: so I found all my notes… Turns out the problem was that I logged out of iCloud… I’m an idiot. ANYWAY, I’ve gotten a few requests for an Australian reader as well as a lot of Hufflepuff readers, so here is both! P.S. You’d think that this would clear up a lot of my asks, nope I still have exactly 100 requests

Squicks: None


It was February, meaning that back home it would be scorching hot, the sun would be blazing down and everyone would be in desperate need of cooling off. Here at Hogwarts however, the grounds were blanketed with snow and with more and more coming down, you swear you even saw the Whomping Willow shiver. You were from Australia, meaning that you in particular were more sensitive to the harsh cold that Scotland brought around this time of year.

You were in the Gryffindor common room with your friend George Weasley. It was 9pm meaning that most of Gryffindor were coming in and out of their common room, Fred and Lee doing god knows what and god knows where. The Gryffindors didn’t mind when you would come into their common room, knowing how close you were to the Weasley twins.

You and George both sat on the floor with your backs leant against the couch, your homework sprawled out messily on the small table in front of the fire. You and George had been trying to finish off your Charms work, and have been here for almost two hours.

You had written one and a half paragraphs.

George had written seven words.

It’s not that the work was hard, it was just that you two would somehow manage to goof off at any random time, making the other one laugh and lose concentration too. That, and you were freezing your arse off.

“I think that even if I jumped into that fire I still wouldn’t be warm enough,” you complain, looking into the fire with your arms crossed.

George let out a chuckle, “You can’t seriously be that cold”.

You shot a glare at George, your bottom lip shivering along with the rest of your body as you tried to pull yourself into the tightest ball you could form.

“…Shit, okay, maybe you are that cold,” George said with another laugh, but was also kinda worried.

“I am, I’m absolutely freezing, Georgie,” you say sadly, making a move to gather your belongings, “I think I might head back to my common room, it’s just way too cold,”

“Don’t be silly Y/n, I’ll give you a jumper,” George says getting up before you can protest, “come up and I’ll let you pick one out, God knows Mum’s knitted me enough of the things…”

You giggle, standing up with George and follow him towards his dorm. Truth is, you didn’t really want to leave him anyway.

You followed George up the winding staircase, your arms still wrapped tightly around your body, feeling colder and colder with each step you took away from the fire.

“Here it is, the Gryffindor men’s sleeping quarters,” George announces, arms stretched out, showing off the messy room.

You slowly twirl around in a small circle taking in everything in the room. There was Gryffindor merch stuck to every wall and hanging off every bedpost, practically all of the beds were messy, and you were almost certain that you could tell whose bed was whose just by looking at the types of things spread across them.

“Take your pick,” George says as he dumps a load of jumpers from his arms onto his bed, catching your attention.

“I like this one, it’s got a big G on it, G for Ginny I suppose,” you say, looking up at George who was mid-eye roll. You giggled and slipped the knitted jumper over your head, the jumper reaching half way down your thighs and the sleeves about five inches too long, “it’s a perfect fit!” you say happily, causing George to let out a laugh.

“Now Y/n I will warn you, this lovely one-of-a-kind jumper does come at a cost,”

You let out an overdramatised gasp, “I knew there was a catch!”

George took a step closer towards you, rubbing the back of his neck, “I’m afraid so, because as you see I don’t have a great deal of jumpers, I can’t just give them away to every pretty girl I see,”

You look over at the pile of about ten jumpers still on his bed, “There must be a lot of pretty girls at Hogwarts then,” you say with a smile.

“Ehhh, there’s one pretty girl in particular, and unfortunately she hasn’t paid the price for this fine sweater I’ve just given her,” he says with a smirk, taking another step closer.

“Alright then Georgie, how much will this sweater be costing me?”

“One.”

“One?” you ask with confusion, “one what?”

“One kiss,” George said, wiggling his eyebrows.

Whilst you were in complete shock, you pretended to be totally nonchalant to the whole situation. You folded your arms and looked up as if contemplating your decision.

“I guess it is a warm jumper…” you start,

“Oh yes, quite possibly the warmest jumper on the planet I daresay,” George encourages, taking a final step towards you and placing his hands on your hips,

“And the Hufflepuff common room is terribly cold…” you add,

“I can imagine it is, yes, what better way to keep warm than with an oversized sweater?” George says, playing with the hem of the jumper as you slide your hands around the back of his neck,

“I think you might have yourself a deal, Mr. Weasley,” you whisper, your face inches away from his,

“Perfect,” he whispers back before gently pulling you towards him and connecting your lips. You kissed back instantly, your hands playing in his hair as well as one of his holding the back of your head, his thumb brushing over your cheek.

Your kiss was passionate and quite honestly perfect. Your lips moved in sync with each other and your bodies were pressed together.

After a while the two of you pulled back, marking the first time you had ever seen George Weasley actually blushing.

“One kiss for a jumper is very cheap I would’ve thought,” you say with a smile, pressing your forehead against his, “I’m happy to make another payment,” 

“There’s no way I’d object to that,” he says, before the two of you started kissing once more.