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millicent bulstrode | pansy parkinson | astoria greengrass | daphne greengrass | narcissa malfoy  | lily luna potter  

Things that made my day:

-Tracer being gay

-Amazing Christmas gift from love of my life

-Hanzo’s haircut

-Winston getting Christmas with family 

-Widowmaker still mourning her husband (She has a heart okay)

-Hanzo’s haircut

-Genji and Zenyatta getting Christmas together

-Hanzo’s haircut

-Hanzo’s haircut

-Hanzo’s haircut

-Hanzo’s haircut

So I said to my mom that basically I don’t need to learn korean anymore because I can say the important stuff like “I am hungry ”, “I am tired”, “I am sad” already.

And she commented: “but can you ask: where is b.a.p? Or: when will jongup finally be in a relationship with me?”

And I just.. 😢😢

Them: Hi!

Me: Do you have any time to talk about our lord and saviour Poe Dameron

Dance Moms Recap S05E24
  • Eughhhhhh What a great start. Downloaded the wrong episode haha
  • Try number 2 was a success haha
  • We start off with the girls pre-pyramid! 
  • Maddie is saying that while they only got 2nd, that Abby wasn’t that sad because it wasn’t her choreography.
  • Maddie told Kendall she missed out on a lot because her sister beat her :P
  • Kendall says we all know who will be at the top of the pyramid and Mackenzie happily says she will but then says she’s not bragging.  Brag child, you deserve it for once.
  • Maddie is surprised she lost because her tap always wins. 
  • Back in the convo, Maddie says she’ll just have to beat her again, but Mackenzie says she’s quitting since she won.
  • Did everyone see how quickly Maddie reacted to Abby’s voice? How quickly she turned to get up and stopped fooling around!
  • Abby blames the lost on the fact it was a jazz routine so she wants to go back to lyrical
  • Kendall is at the bottom because she wasn’t there
  • Jojo is next because she’s capable of doing more.
  • Nia is next because her isolations weren’t clean
  • Next is Kalani because she was soft in the group dance
  • Maddie is next.  Her technique is being affected by all of her other work. 
  • Top is Mackenzie! Yay!
  • Side note.  Part of me is surprised Maddie is second.  I’d have assumed her to be lower considering she got beat
  • Face off with MDP this week! yay!  Melissa’s reaction is pointless. MDP is a super good studio. She’s blind if she doesn’t see it
  • My heart just broke for Jojo.  She asked Abby if she could have a solo because her grand mother is coming into town to see her dance (her grandmother is sick with stage 4 cancer)
  • Oh Melissa!  She got teary eyes listening to Jojo
  • Kendall is so sweet, rubbing Jojo’s arm like that
  • And Abby will give Jojo a solo
  • Kendall will be doing the solo that was scratched 2 episodes ago
  • Mackenzie will be the lead in the group dance
  • Abby admits it was meant to be Maddie but she wanted to reward her for winning
  • Abby asked her if she was ready to show the story facially. And Mackenzie really hesitated to say yes, looking at her mom and having even Maddie nudge her
  • Mackenzie says she doesn’t want to let anyone down.  Saying she doesn’t want to let the girls and Abby down.  Abby side hugs her and kisses her head
  • Jojo is out of the group dance.
  • MDP booty camp over here haha 
  • MDP routine will be monster under the bed (abby)
  • Oooo,  Abby is asking Mackenzie to improve.  That’s never a good sign for that kid
  • Pretty impressive! But her face never changed
  • Lunch date with Jojo, Jessalynn and Grandma
  • Jojo jokes that she’s not in the group dance, but if she had been, she’d have been in the back corner haha
  • Jojo omg, this is so sad to watch :(
  • I like this. MDP teacher (Forgot her name oops) said to her dancer that although Maddie is a great dancer, that she’s not the only one. And I like that.  She’s not saying that they are better dancers than Maddie or that Maddie isn’t as good as people make it seem. Only that she’s not the only great dancer.
  • Don’t know Caylie but she seems to be a good little dancer
  • The moms seem more worried about MDP than the girls are
  • Lmao I agree with Kendall. Jill’s pep talks are bad haha
  • According to Abby, Jojo isn’t a lyrical dancer because she doesn’t have long lines and pretty feet
  • She’s hoping that Jojo will dig deep for it since it’s a tribute to her grand mother
  • Kendall’s turn and Abby is going crazy because of Kendall’s knees in her turns
  • MDP’s routine seems so energetic and fun!
  • And omg omg omg they poofed up the hair of the doll representing Abby hahaha
  • Abby is saying what i’ve been saying for a long time. Mackenzie just doesn’t have facials
  • Abby isn’t impressed with Mackenzie as the lead so she’s putting in Maddie
  • You can tell Maddie kinda feels bad
  • Poor Mackenzie :(
  • And Melissa is justifying Abby with this whole thing.
  • The mothers are trying to get her to see if isn’t fair for Mackenzie but Melissa won’t budge saying they have to put their best foot forward and that’s Maddie
  • Wow.  Melissa just told Jill to go to hell because Jill said she should stick up to Mackenzie
  • Same building as nationals. Jill is bringing up the blow out with Christi.
  • Curse of Christi? Wth is wrong with Jill
  • How short is Kira’s dress?
  • MDP had the girls write things on the balloons that were given to Abby but Jill just popped them all
  • And just before that, Abby said they didn’t have to give her gifts but she had her grand opening of her studio coming up, and when she was asked when it was, she couldn’t even answer omg
  • Abby wants to pretend that Maddie is putting a solo costume on and going backstage to make the other team sweat
  • Aww omg i’m crying.  Jojo finished her solo and as soon as she hit the wings she started crying in Kalani’s arms :( And Then Maddie took her 
  • Ok, so I wasn’t a big fan of Kendall’s choreography since it was basically almost just turns. But I can say that it was one of the first time where I was impressed with her facial expressions and energy.
  • Abby is so dirty. What she’s doing to the other girl…. I hate that she’s making Maddie do this. I wish Maddie would have refused.  I dunno. It’s just so dirty.
  • Oh no :( Caylie messed up from the very start
  • But apart from that, she was the strongest dancer of the 3
  • MDP getting revenged with the psyching
  • Personally think it’s a bit ridiculous to get the girls winded down so much before a group number but wtv.
  • Abby told the kids they were obnoxious and shouldn’t act like that behind stage.
  • HOLY SHIT THAT MDP ROUTINE KILLLLLEEEEDDDDD IT! I LOVED IT!
  • Same old routine from the ALDC. 
  • I’ll go ape shit if ALDC wins tbh. 
  • Kendall got second
  • Abby keeps saying Kendall had two weeks to work on it.. but technically. it’s 3
  • Caylie got first!  
  • Jojo didn’t place in the top 3
  • Abby said that Jojo’s solo wasn’t about the competition, it was about honouring her grand mother
  • How can Jill think their kids are better than MDP when they seriously don’t get the same amount of training at all?
  • Jill: “did the judges like technique or did they like the flash”  … sorry Jill but both of these are pointing to the same team.  When you give this or that, you are supposed to give examples pointing at two different ones.
  • ALDC got second, even with Maddie as lead. Because there was nothing even she could to to save this number against MDP
  • MDP got first.
  • Kira doesn’t agree with group results and solo results. Which I think is ridiculous because they were extremely obvious. 
  • ALDC adults vs  MDP adults and extremely awkward situations so moving onnnn
  • I REALLY wish they’d just STOP saying the girls were ripped off when it wasn’t so. They got beat. Pure and simple.  The choreography simply weren’t competitive enough
  • Omg they brought the doll to Abby
  • More mama drama about Melissa and the whole switching of Mackenzie and Maddie and it’s getting old. Melissa will never go against Abby, and she’ll never take away something from Maddie for Mackenzie’s sake. 
  • Holy molly, next episode looks intense!
  • sorry if this isn’t up to par to my other recaps. I’ve got a headache from the sun!