"did i do enough push-ups today? btw i love my ass omg i love myself im so fucking hot"
"where that pizza at tho"
"omg my instagram's lit af i love myself i am literally goals"
"i'll just have to get over him i guess... and learn from my mistakes" *DOESN'T LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES AND DOES THE SAME MISTAKE 20 times*
"omg wHO WAS THAT GIRL ON the train she wAS SO fuckN HOT SHES MY SOULMATE I SWEAR"
"uh-oh i still haven't started that assignment and it's due 90 years omg im SO LATE"
"i'm so glad that i made my friends' day better"
"i canT BELIEVE THAT that fucking bitch/fuckboy is my ex omg i still cant believe that i gave them an actual CHANCE"
"which bitch do i slap tomorrow hmmmmmm"
"how do i get more money bc i need that gucci coat and those adidas slippers"
"damn im so popular but im insecure i need to fix that"
"where thE FUCK IS MY FAME im TOO PREcious & inTERESTING TO NOt be famOUS im a fucking gem why is this universe so cruel to me what did i do like bitch I NEED THAT FAME & MONEY RN BECAUSE I NEED TO BUY CLOTHES & DONATE THE REST OF MY MONEY"
While I’m still totally emotional about the revelation of the twins in the latest chapter, I’m also laughing so hard because something incredible happened today. I usually totally suck at making chapter predictions, but this time I actually managed to predict one of real Ciel’s lines in this chapter, namely this one of all things:
悪い子だね (You’re a naughty boy)
This is my “Let’s predict real Ciel’s lines in the coming chapters BINGO” I posted on twitter back in June after ch129 was released
and in the square marked in red I had indeed written
悪い子だね (You’re a naughty boy) [*Note: It’s exactly the same phrase real Ciel said to our Ciel in this month’s chapter xD]
Like I wrote in this post, to me real Ciel somehow had that super
oniichan vibe so all I did was actually to put a lot of creepy, stereotypical yandere-ish phrases in that BINGO, and voila, I already got one right haha xD
social media au +
“after lily spotted james on campus, she posted a video to her university’s campus story, telling james: ‘To the cute guy wearing the blue jersey in the university’s snapchat story, I’m seriously in love with you. find me.’ a modern day cat and mouse game ensues with the whole campus urging romeo and juliet to meet because oMG its love at first sight!!”
it was just a flash of blue. the
deepest, most beautiful shade of navy. an ocean of explosions, all of them
within her ribcage. he was one of the best things she’d ever seen. she felt her
heart quickening and pushing out of her chest. and the puddlemere united jersey
is what started it all.
[campus story; user @lilyevans30]12:23am
TO THE BOY IN THE PUDDLEMERE JERSEY!
I THINK YOU’RE HELLA HOT AND IM SLIGHTLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. COME FIND ME.
she wasn’t sure what it was about
him. dark hair. ruffled. his friends around him, laughing and lighting up his
hazel eyes. the flecks of green in them that caught in the light, even through
the lens of his glasses. the fingers that were worn and calloused from plucking
the strings of the guitar. the way he smiled at her and tossed his head with a
wink. but she needed to know him.
no matter what it took.
james potter to sirius black: have u seen the campus snap story
sirius black: no y
james potter: there’s a girl on there
james potter: she’s rlly hot
james potter: and i’m sure she’s lookin for me
sirius black: ur full of it
sirius black: wait
sirius black: i’ve seen u lookin at her before
sirius black: maybe she wAs looking 4 u
james potter: how do i find her
sirius black: idk
sirius black: but love is a game
james potter: now who’s full of shit
sirius black: still u
[campus story; user @jimmy27]9:02am
to the girl with the hair on fire,
you’re hot too! like… smoking. if you think you can handle me, *wink*meet me at
the english block.
marlene mckinnon to lily evans: are you for real
lily evans: wot
marlene mckinnon: you go looking for a cute boy you
marlene mckinnon: on the campus snapchat story?
lily evans: y not
lily evans: i got a response
lily evans: wot a twat tho
marlene mckinnon: why bother then?
lily evans: he’s cute
lily evans: and i think there’s more to him than
lily evans: not sure y
marlene mckinnon: so you’re gonna meet him?
lily evans: yea i think so
marlene mckinnon: go get him girl
lily evans: lov u
he’d seen her around before. he’d
never forget the red hair that was set alright by the sunset. never. she smiled
at remus a lot. he was sure they had classes together. he wasn’t sure how to
explain it. he didn’t just notice the shape of her legs or her hair or her
breath taking eyes he could drown in. he noticed the curve of her fingers
across the spines of her books, the smile as she laughed with her friend on the
quad, the little drawings she had on her notebook, the result of absent-minded
talent. he thought that she was the kind of girl all those classic authors
wrote about. pale cheeks and splatterings of freckles and reckless and
wonderful ideas in her head.
he wanted it, and he wondered if her
lips tasted like cherry wine, or strawberry lip balm. he couldn’t help himself.
peter pettigrew to the boys are back in town (campus): jim
peter pettigrew: y r u on the uni story
remus lupin: i was thinking the same thing
remus lupin: you know snapchat isn’t the same as
peter pettigrew: esp on a story the whole uni can see
james potter: idiots
james potter: i am aware of all of this
peter pettigrew: yea but there are other ways to meet
sirius black: apparently this isn’t “some
sirius black: she’s a girl that wants to talk to
sirius black: for some reason
james potter: stfu black
james potter: anyway
james potter: do any of u know anything abt her
remus lupin: well
remus lupin: i have lit w her
remus lupin: her name is lily
remus lupin: she’s rlly smart and nice
peter pettigrew: she seems rlly cool
remus lupin: yea she is
james potter: thx moony
sirius black: i thought i was ur wingman
james potter: always
sirius black: go get er pal ;)
james potter: i hate u
mary mcdonald to lily evans: babe im seein u on the snap story
mary mcdonald: ur such a flirt O.M.G
lily evans: im not even sorry
mary mcdonald: darling id never ask u to b
mary mcdonald: and tbh hes hella fit
mary mcdonald: r any of this friends single?
lily evans: om g
lily evans: u know idek
mary mcdonald: ik
mary mcdonald: so when u meeting him
lily evans: shit
lily evans: idek
lily evans: F U C K
mary mcdonald: o shit
lily evans: I GTG
mary mcdonald: bye love
[campus story; user @lilyevans30]4:09pm
puddlemere jersey boy; fuck u!! *gives camera the bird*
[campus story; user @lilyevans30]4:10pm
nah, I’m just kidding. But you didn’t show! *pouty face* I wish
you’d told me a time or something. Better luck next time I guess!
girls (who run the world): GALS
alice fortescue: I MISS U ALL
alice fortescue: LIKE SO MUCH
alice fortescue: WE GOTTA SKYPE AT SOME POINT
lily evans: aaGREED
mary mcdonald: come back to uni alice ;(((((
alice fortescue: haH i wish
alice fortescue: but hard pass
mary mcdonald: BTW
lily evans: mary pls no
mary mcdonald: DID U HEAR ABT LILY BEIN A TOTAL
lily evans: I DID NO SUCH THING
marlene mckinnon: I KNOW RIGHT
marlene mckinnon: ITS SO JUICY
alice fortescue: OMG TELL ME
alice fortescue: LILY I CANT BELIEVE UV BEEN KEEPING
SECRETS FROM ME
lily evans: STFU MARLENE
lily evans: I HATE U ALL
mary mcdonald: lIEs
lily evans: NOPE
lily evans: PURE HATE
marlene mckinnon: LILY I ACTUALLY SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL
THAT IS PURE
marlene mckinnon: IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP
marlene mckinnon: AND LET US TELL THE STORY
marlene mckinnon: I WILL BURN YOUR VINYLS
lily evans: NO
marlene mckinnon: WELL
alice fortescue: GUYS JUST TELL ME
mary mcdonald: lily saw a cute boy and put a post
on the campus snapchat story about it asking for him
marlene mckinnon: he responded and suggested they meet
at the english block
marlene mckinnon: but he stood her up
mary mcdonald: and lily is still making excuses for
mary mcdonald: and still wants to meet him
alice fortescue: OMG
alice fortescue: but LILY WHY
alice fortescue: UR THE FIRST ONE TO SHUT THE BOY DOWN
lily evans: I KNOW
lily evans: BUT THIS FEELS DIFFERENT
lily evans: AND I THINK IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE
TO STAND ME UP
mary mcdonald: H O W
lily evans: HE DIDN’T SPECIFY A TIME
alice fortescue: lil I think ur whipped
mary mcdonald: ur 1000% right alice
marlene mckinnon: yep, fuckin whipped as cream
lily evans: *middle finger emoji*
alice fortescue: love u too
hands on her thighs, cracked lips along her jawline. those
calloused fingers roaming through her hair. she doesn’t know why, why he’d intruded into her mind like
this. doesn’t know him. she swears she doesn’t. but god, it feels like she does
when it’s like this. playing guitar with him, wondering what his laugh might
sound like if she’s the one who causes it. she can’t help it. she doesn’t mean
to wander to him. she doesnt’t. but the contents of her subconscious are beyond
her control. he is actually going to be the death of her.
she wishes she could stop dreaming of him. and actually meet
him. talk to him. know him. more than
can the real slim shady pls sTAND UP: has anyone seen my chocolate stash
remus lupin: …
remus lupin: no
peter pettigrew: I hate u
remus lupin: SIRIUS HELPED
sirius black: TRAITOR
sirius black: I TRUSTED U
remus lupin: OH DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T DOB
ME IN IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION
sirius black: ok fine
james potter: wtaf guys
james potter: y would u do that to peter
peter pettigrew: ty jim
james potter: n not share w me
peter pettigrew: nvm
peter pettigrew changed the group name to I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DECEPION
remus lupin: on another note
peter pettigrew: donT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
remus lupin: jim hows it going with lily
james potter: uhhum
sirius black: he accidentally blew her off
peter pettigrew: “accidentally???”
sirius black: ya idk how either pete
james potter: I DIDN’T MEAN TO I SWEAR
james potter: WE DIDN’T SPECIFY I TIME
james potter: and I FEEL AWFUL
sirius black: ya i can imagine
remus lupin: just try again
remus lupin: and be really specific
peter pettigrew: REALLY SUPER specific
peter pettigrew: dumb knob
james potter: rude twat
sirius black: wow
sirius black: love was created in here
sirius black: in this group chat
remus lupin: Sirius
remus lupin: shut the fuck up
[campus story; user @jimmy27]1:19am
ok, i’ll admit, im a total asswipe. i
should have specified a time. how does 8pm on the main quad tomorrow night
lily evans to mary mcdonald: god
lily evans: I think I am whipped
lily evans: how did this happen
mary mcdonald: I gotta admit honey
mary mcdonald: he is pretty hot
mary mcdonald: can u ““handle it?””
lily evans: lmao
lily evans: ofc
lily evans: the question is
lily evans: can he handle me
mary mcdonald: tru
mary mcdonald: the infamous lily evans
mary mcdonald: is a fucking travesty
lily evans: omg
lily evans: stfu
lily evans: slag
mary mcdonald: lov u
lily evans: lov u 2
lily evans: HE SPECIFIED TIME
lily evans: NAD PLACE
lily evans: ITS GONNA HAPPEN
mary mcdonald: YAAAS BLOODY FINALLY
james potter to remus lupin: god im an idiot
james potter: what if she doesn’t like me
remus lupin: well
remus lupin: you are a twat
james potter: NOT HELPFUL
james potter: U HAVE A CLASS W HER
james potter: HWATS SHE LIKE
remus lupin: idk
remus lupin: she likes lit obvs
remus lupin: prefers lee to hemingway
remus lupin: but cant pick between plath and
remus lupin: smart
remus lupin: I think she has a nice smile
remus lupin: always sits in the sun
remus lupin: draws in class ???
remus lupin: is this helpful???
james potter: v
james potter: ty
james potter: PAL
remus lupin: don’t call me that
he’s running through a hallway. she’s just ahead of him, running
through the archways surrounding the quad. hair alight and in a flurry behind
her. he’s not too far behind her but he cant reach her. he wonders if he ever
will. they keep missing each other. he wonders if he ever held her hands or if
her fingers have only ever been touched when they’re slipping out of his, out
of reach again. he wonders if he will ever catch her. if they’ll ever catch
each other. if he’ll ever find out if she tastes like cherry wine or strawberry
lipbalm. if he’ll ever know enough about her to pluck chords on the guitar and
write about her. but she’s gone again. he’s missed her again.
and he wakes up, wondering if it was really a dream. because
even in the darkness, he’s stilling feeling like he’s missing her.
has anyone seen a boy wearing a puddlemere united jersey? and
like, black hair and hazel eyes and has a,,,, grin that’s so fuckin snarky it
could kill? pls???
― severus snape: y do u need him
when their r so many better options ;)))))))
― mary mcdonald: fuck off severus snape lily has already told u N
― evan rosier: mary
mcdonald better watch ur mouth slag
― lily evans:
severus snape evan rosier if u 2 don’t get the fuck out of my comments then I will not
hesitate to report u. not to mention anyone who accesses this page can see what
mckinnon: slay lil
― remus lupin: hi! Im in your
lit class, and im close friends with the guy you’re looking for. I think.
―lily evans: remus lupin thank u omg !!! IM FOREVER
― remus lupin: welcome :)
potter to ive changed the
location of my chocolate stash and im not telling any of u: boys
potter: she didn’t turn up
pettigrew: give it time ???
black: mate he’s given it nearly 2 hours
black: I feel like u should u kno
black: come back to the dorms now
potter: yea I guess
black: its ok
lupin: oh jim im sorry
lupin: im sure she had no cruel intentions
pettigrew: I didn’t understand that film
potter: nah its ok
lupin: I feel like she had a good reason to blow u off tho
potter: unless its payback for when I blew her off
black: nah I don’t think so
lupin: look shes been lookin everywhere for you
lupin: even the facebook page
lupin: where she got harassed
remus lupin sent an image.
potter: I rlly hate that snape guy
potter: but thank u for tellin me moon moon
lupin: you’re welcome
lupin: but I fucking hate you
[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 10:47pm
Hey, puddlemere! Yes, that’s your
name now. I’m such an idiot, I got called into work and had to go! I should have posted about it
[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 10:48
ANYWAY, I took a trip to the library and
my number is in one of the books in the lit section if you could find it.
*winks*kiss me and you will see how
important I am. *finger guns*
james potter to remus lupin: its plath right
james potter: ive heard u talk abt it
james potter: and googled it after u mentioned it bc
she actually sounded interesting
remus lupin: yes
remus lupin: you never cease to amaze me jim
james potter: thnk u
lily evans to marlene mckinnon: wow im an idiot
marlene mckinnon: what did you do
lily evans: watch the campus sc
marlene mckinnon: …
marlene mckinnon: omg
lily evans: was i too strong?
lily evans: I look like an ass
lily evans: ugh hes gonna hate me
lily evans: I totally picked the wrong plath
marlene mckinnon: lil chill
marlene mckinnon: u totally nailed the flirting
marlene mckinnon: and you picked the right quote
marlene mckinnon: and he’s totally still into you
marlene mckinnon: calm
lily evans: u sure?
marlene mckinnon: yes
lily evans: ok
lily evans: ugh ive never been this finicky abt
a boy before
marlene mckinnon: because you’ve never actually cared
lily evans: so y do i care now
marlene mckinnon: I don’t know
marlene mckinnon: guess you’ll have to wait and see
she wants it all to stop. but she’s
afraid of what happens when it does. three days pass since the first story. the
whole school knows about it now. people begin adding their own thoughts into
the campus story. someone organises for a filter to be made, and “puddlemere
and plath” becomes the affectionate nicknames of the two involved. lily doesn’t
know what to feel. its sweet, but shes growing anxious. she feels like she’ll
never stop wanting, waiting for the
moment when they finally meet. whether they’ll meet or they’ll collide. she
doesn’t know anymore. but she has to find out soon.
[campus story; user @jimmy27] 10:08am
Hey plath, god I really gotta come up
with a better nickname for you *chuckles*
I think I found your number. Being
friends with a lit student really helps hah. But uh, if you can, meet me in the
The Three Broomsticks at 1am on Saturday. It’s a nightclub, I’m sure you know
God. See you then, I guess.
[campus story; user @lilyevans30]
Dearest puddlemere, I’ll be there, I
promise. *holds out pinky*
[drafted message: lily evans to
dear god, marls what if im not ready his laugh makes my
heart ache and ive only seen it through a screen oh my holy hell what if he
knows that im just a fraud who reads plath to fill the emptiness inside oh god
am I ready I don’t think im ready I want this whole not-knowing business to be
over but I don’t want it to stop what happens when it stops marl —
lily evans to IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER, YA GOTTA GET W MY FRIENDS: welp
marlene mckinnon: im so fucking ready for this
alice fortescue:omg same
mary mcdonald: MOOD BABES
mary mcdonald: u gotta tell us everything
marlene mckinnon: its been so long omg
alice fortescue:its been like
alice fortescue:5 days
alice fortescue:but ok
lily evans: im
lily evans: what happens when we meet
lily evans: oh god
mary mcdonald: lils ull be fine
marlene mckinnon: he’s gonna love you
marlene mckinnon: i mean love is too hasy
marlene mckinnon: but you know what i mean
alice fortescue:come on
alice fortescue:ur just nervous bc u actually care
lily evans: yea
lily evans: u guys r comin w me to the club tho
mary mcdonald: duh ofc
marlene mckinnon: we’ll be over in 5 to get ready with
lily evans: life savers
lily evans: lov u all
mary mcdonald: lov u too bbys
james potter to ZINGER ZING AH: mates
james potter: its GONNA HAPPEN
james potter: WE’RE MEETING TONIGHT
peter pettigrew: FOR REAL????
james potter: Y E S
remus lupin: oh my god yes good
sirius black: is it appropriate to wear a tie to a
remus lupin: what
remus lupin: no
sirius black: aw wel too late
james potter: ?????
sirius black: its u and gingers first date I gotta
james potter: eofgheodjkfo y do i put up w u
sirius black: im ur wingman
james potter: eh tru
james potter: anyway lads get ready ur all my
peter pettigrew: ok but can i bring cookies
sirius black: YES
remus lupin: reason #478 why you two cant get
sirius black: u cant talk
james potter: $20 that remus will have a girl’s
number by the end of the night but Sirius wont
remus lupin: thanks james
sirius black: I SMELL B E T R A Y A L
peter pettigrew: $20 sirius will get a number WITH
james potter: oh its on bro
[interlude vi. part one;]
the night feels heavy with sweat and
some sort of hope. but there’s a build up inside her chest and she feels like
flowers and birds and butterflies will explode out of her heart, fill her
ripcage and take over her insides. and maybe if that’s what it takes to know
him, that’s okay. as they walk through the streets, her hair looking striking
against to her black dress, she finds her hand intertwine with mary’s and
marlene’s. a silent vow of support. they are here. with her.
the three broomsticks is tucked away
amongst pizza restaurants and cinemas, but it makes itself seen. it seems to be
brimming with rambunsious life and youths who are the definition of living. and
as lily walks into that club, she is ready for it. And she doesn’t want to be
dramatic, but part of her feels her life will never be the same.
[ interlude vi. part two;]
sirius’s arm is on his shoulder. the
silent promise that he will be fine. he’s never had to think about a girl like
this before. he’d say he’s never had to try, but the truth is he always has,
he’s always tried too hard, and girls have always fallen for it. but this girl
is different. her name is a flower and she likes the sun but she reminds him of
the sun in herself and its all strange and beautiful and terrifying. he walks
into the three broomsticks, three friends beside him, tequila already in his
system, sirius slowly takes his arm off his shoulder, and remus and peter are
bickering about pizza toppings and rum. that’s when he knows there’s not really
anything to be nervous about.
james potter to lily evans: where r u
james potter: I cant see u
lily evans: we didn’t get here long ago
lily evans: meet me by the bar.
james potter: r u a girl who likes hard liquor
lily evans: ofc
lily evans: already downed a couple o shots
james potter: what a mood
james potter: I see u
she’s at the bar like she said she
would be. his heart is racing and he isn’t sure if the light-headedness is the
tequila or the fact that he’s finally looking at her in real life again. she’s
ethereal. her black dress and her hair in the reflection of the dance lights look
like the sun and the moon crashed into each other and he’s in love with the
idea of that. the sun and the moon loved each other so much they both died to
let the other breathe, and then for a split second, they collided to make lily
evans. sirius would call him a loser if he said that out loud. remus would tell
him he should take up poetry full time. peter wouldn’t get it. but none of that
matters because he’s looking at her and his feet are walking over to her and
everything is trembling and falling, falling apart or falling into place, he
she sees him walking over to her as
the girls dispatch to go dance. she can’t believe he’s real and she has to let
her jaw drop and stare at him for a moment. no puddlemere jersey, but the hair
and the eyes and the smirk are all
still there. before she knows it, she’s jumped up from her stool, ran to him on
shaky legs that can’t run in high heels, and has crashed herself into him. he’s real.
he is surprised, but he clutches her
still and breathes her in. there’s a muffled shouting and he realises that the
whole club is clapping and cheering as they embrace. they’ve been waiting for
this too. lily smells like daisies and caramel and rain, and he’s okay with
that. more than okay.
she smiles into him as she hears the
club cheering. although all she can see is james’ chest, the lack of puddlemere
pride, she knows marlene and mary are smirking.
she looks up for a second and sees
remus from lit class behind james. she mouths a thank you at him and she looks at james properly. he makes her
knees weak. he brushes hair out of her face absentmindedly and gives her that grin.
how you doing, evans? he asks as they break apart and begin
talking at the bar, and they slam down some tequila shots, almost competing. lily
has to stop her eyes wondering to his lips.
peter hands james a 20 at 3am, and
glances at remus in defeat. from across the dance floor, james sees a girl
typing her number into remus’ phone. he smirks, and lily giggles at the antics.
james winks at peter and pete huffs
and sighs, but that’s when they notice that sirius has a punk-rocker chick who
was in the band earlier in the night against the wall and smashed against his
lips. peter raises an eyebrows and makes to take back his money.
ah! tongues in throat do not equal phone numbers, young
peter, james says with a grin as he pockets
the note. lily snorts at him and peter skulks off to find where sirius put the
they talk all night, and they don’t
mean to, but they dance and talk and become so enchdanted with each other that
they don’t notice anyone else and they are kicked out at 6am.
6am means that james and lily have to
find somewhere else to talk, and her fingers are already intertwined with his
as they stumble through the streets, feeling tipsy and magical.
they make out in the public bathroom
at 6:30. it’s messy and tipsy and quaint and perfect.
at 9am, before they go back to their
dorms, they promise to do it again, and watch all the snapchat stories from
“puddlemere and plath.” one girl actually cried when she saw the video of james
and lily hugging.
lily’s head is on james’ shoulder as
she laughs at this and he thinks that life is wonderful. they kiss goodbye when
she gets to her dorm, and he can’t stop marvelling at the fact that lily tastes
like strawberries and cherry wine. all at once. she’s sunshine.
lily thinks james tastes like alcohol
and aftershave, and she’s a little in love with that. she falls into bed at
9:30, knowing she’s not going to study, excited to do it all again.
there’s sun and the taste of
champagne everywhere and hats are tossed into the air. they did it, they
graduated, and now the snapchat story is filled with the class of 2020. and
they’re all brimming with happiness and friendship. it is wonderful.
james and lily graduate holding
hands, their friends surrounding them on all sides, grins becoming the most
predominant feature on each and every face. their speeches are both about the
opportunities the uni has given them. both of them tell the crowds that the uni
gave them a chance to find each other, and for that they are grateful.
they all raise a glass to hogwarts
university, and to the fact that puddlemere will definitely win the
championships this year.
and in a flash of every colour under
the sun, the champagne is sliding down throats, and james and lily kiss.
JILY CHALLENGE | @ginevrashorcrux vs @lilypcttr social media!AU + “After a misunderstanding with his fans, james begs lily to be his fake girlfriend until this all blows over. which includes posting cute instagrams together and doing all the couple challenges.”
(nothing like waiting till the last second! I’m so sorry this took forever but its up!)
James’ fans were
some of his favorite people in the world. But sometimes, he really wanted to
punch them in the face. This is one of those times.
It all started with
one, stupid youtube video from one, stupid Sirius Black. At the time it seemed
like a good idea. Do a ‘boyfriend tag’ video with your best friend, who is like
a brother to you, as a joke. And it was
a good idea because both boy’s view count and subscriber count went up by the
It wasn’t a good
idea, however, when everyone thought that it was true and thought Sirius Black
and James Potter are actually dating.
im weak for him too so this might get really fluffy idek
and also this marks the very last post of the boyfriend! series i had alot of fun writing for all the 17 boys ( i cant believe i actually did all of that too ) but there are still many more scenarios and au’s to come so feel free to request ~
okay let’s go
so you have been friends with yuta since like forever
his friends are your friends and vice versa with him
so it wasn’t much a surprise when yuta suddenly introduced you to hansol one day
but something about him was just different but you couldn’t seem to find out what it was
back to hansol ,
when he first greeted you he said it in a monotone without much expression
“nice to meet you , yuta’s friend . i’m Hansol ”
“ haha nice to meet you , Y/N here ”
/gives a small smile and says nothing else/
then he acts as if nothing happened and goes back to listening to the conversation
and throughout the whole time he doesnt even glance at you
he hardly smiled too
you highkey thought he actually disliked you and you also scolded yuta for forcing him to join since he didn’t look too happy
little did you know he was just shy and wanted to seem like a tough man infront of you
and he’s an awkward little bean so he didn’t know what else to say
and he was the one who begged yuta to introduced you to him
“ yuta-ah , hyung needs help ”
“ what is it ? ”
“ your best friend … she’s really pretty ”
“ are you interested in her ? ”
“ …. ”
“ what do you want me to do ? ”
“ introduce her maybe .. ? ”
“ hm … not until you treat me to a meal ”
and just like that , for the sake of getting to know you hansol burnt a hole in his wallet because yuta just had to pick a 5 star high class restaurant which caused 50$ a dish
yuta you asshole
soon enough he began hanging out with the both of you more ,
and you’d slowly notice him looking at you from time to time ,
and how he’d blush a little when you got too near
one day you fell ill and yuta was busy so he couldn’t rush over to attend to you just in time
and once hansol heard about it he rushed over to your house within like 0.2983293secs
he wrapped you up in thick blankets
and offered to cook for you
and he attended to all your needs despite being tired
soon after he fell asleep beside your bed with his head in his arms
and you couldn’t help but take in every detail of his features
you were utterly touched and stunned by his caring side
which he hardly ever showed to others
after this incident the both of you grew closer
and yuta being himself , he teases the both of you a lot
“ wow Y/N , 8 years of friendship gone just like that because of hyung , bye i’m off ”
“ why are you saying this yuta ”
“ because someone’s been stealing my bestfriend /eyes hansol/ ”
“ i did not steal her ”
“ and i’m not even yours wth yuta ew ”
“ you’re not mine but you should be his ”
then the both of you stare awkwardly at each other
blushing like mad
then two weeks later he showed up at your house ,
and he passed you a small notebook
and when you read the contents of it you almost cried
because it was hansol’s daily journal/daily entry of his feelings for you
all for 4 months
and you hugged him so tightly he almost choked
and when you tell him you like him too
he smiles like crazy and immediately pecks your forehead
so cute aw
-and when the two of you cuddled in bed together that night ,
he thought you were still asleep so he called yuta to fanboy over the news
when in fact you were lying in his arms trying hard not to laugh
“ hyung did it !! guess who’s my girlfriend now ? ”
“ she’s so cute ”
“ ahh i love her so much ”
honestly the type of boyfriend which helps you in everything ,
he tries to cook for you ,
and he likes to compliment you , but very lowkey though
and he doesnt show much affection , but on days when he’s in a good mood ,
he hugs you really tightly , and loves burying his face in your hair
pecks on the cheeks too !!
even though he seems manly and tough he’s actually a really big softie
he’s too shy to even initiate kisses on the lips so you’re always the one doing so
and when you do he blushes like crazy
for like one whole hour
he’s so tol you look so tiny beside him
so he loves having his arms around your shoulder ,
and resting his head on yours
lots of backhugs too aw
it started when he was busy with work one day ,
so you crept up behind him and gave him a backhug
he froze at first but he turned around and hugged you back without saying any words
from that day on he loves surprising you with backhugs , and catching you offguard makes him giggle like a small kid all the time
when he gets jealous though , he gets really confident and starts speaking more ,
when normally he’s just quiet and not saying much
“ baby do you want to go home now ? ”
“ it’s still early hansol , is something wrong ? ”
“ he’s getting too close to you ”
“ babe he’s only my friend , you don’t need to worry ”
“ i love you ”
and that was the first time he ever said those three words first to you ,
both sincerely and genuinely
you were so touched and happy you agreed to leave early with him in the end
he has your picture set as his phone’s lockscreen
and on yours , it’s a picture of him sleeping on your lap
and he blushes everytime he sees that picture because your hand was on his head , your fingers touching his hair
when couple fight happens he’s always the first one to apologise
and he’s always on the verge of crying because he cant bear to leave you
yuta also plays an important in helping y'all to patch up ,
he’d lecture you with his wise words on the choices and decisions you should be making
and he reminds you of all the times hansol has been there for you at your lowest points when he couldn’t be
and when you broke down after you heard his words ,
yuta called hansol right away
and like always , he appeared within seconds and he comforted you
okay ngl but lots of binge-watching of animes & probably cartoon shows together
when he first told you he liked watching them you were shocked at first before y'all dated ,
“ you’re turning 23 soon hansol ”
“ but it’s really nice , i can guarantee ”
“ okay … but what if it isn’t ? ”
“ it is ”
and he said it with so much confidence you couldn’t help but watch it with him
now both of you are hardcore anime enthusiasts taeyong had to stop y'all from influencing winwin any further
but it’s too late , yuta already did
he lowkey bought y'all matching pokemon soft toy keychains
but you didn’t know until you noticed he had the same one hanging from his bunch of keys
he often posts one word description pictures of you online ,
“ Beautiful. ”
“ Stunning. ”
“ Mine ”
yuta unfollowed him once because he was posting like 8 pictures of you in a day with those captions
he’s a great listener so you often rant to him when you have problems ,
and even though he doesn’t give great advice ,his hugs and company never fails to make you feel better
but since he isn’t that good with words either , he has problems trying to speak/say out his feelings and thoughts
so he asks for nothing more than your hugs when he’s sad
he stares at you in awe like 24/7
and everytime you ask him ,
“ what are you staring at ? ”
“ You ”
“ why ?? ”
“ you’re beautiful ”
he’s so sweet ahh
in conclusion he’s someone you can lean on and ask help from
and he loves showering you with love even though it may not be obvious
dont sleep on him , he’s too adorable not to be loved
i hope you enjoyed this series and thanks for reading !!
(@the-pinkest-dragon submitted (cant tag for some reason)) I always like showing off my Murder Chicken…This picture was taken during a cosplay contest my friends and I did. What you can’t see is my yellow tights and the fact that I wear bright obnoxious orange knockoff crocs for her feet. Because reasons. :P
(my response) OMG YOURE SO CUTE!!!! you make a really really good toy chica omg… i would Trust You with Making Me a CupCake.
Disliking a Character is like disliking a certain food.
Person 1: BUT HAVE YOU AT LEAST TRIED IT?!?
Person 2: yeah. I’ve tried it. I don’t really like it.
Person 1: but did you PROPERLY TRY IT?
Person 2: I’m pretty sure I did. Look I just don’t like the taste of it. If you like it, that’s cool though.
Person 1: OMG HOW CAN U HATE THIS?! ITS SO AMAZING I CANT BELIEVE YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR RATIONAL REASONS FOR DISLIKING THIS FOOD! IF YOU DONT HAVE A RATIONAL REASON FOR IT THEN YOU ARE OUT OF LINE!!!
Person 2: ….well. I just don’t like the taste..
Person 1: UNBELIEVABLE I AM DKFJAKKVKFAKJDKSKQKFKSOQOCKWO!!!
(( let me dislike a character simply because I don’t like them. I HAVE ACTUALLY watched the show- I HAVE seen the character- I CAN see why some people like this character- BUT I. DONT. LIKE. THEM. As long as I’m not cross-tagging and spreading hate I’m free to my opinion.))
Dont compare Calvin to Harry. Taylor is at ease and happy with Calvin now so dont bitch about it. I know the truth hurts hun but she was never happy with your oh so adorable Harry. It was full of anxiety.
Um, is this issue not done yet? But okay, anon. I’m gonna humor you. Okay, so take it out on somebody else who actually did this because I didn’t. I want Tay to be happy but I have my opinion. So I like Harry, I dont like Calvin.
Oh, and Taylor wasnt happy with my oh-so-adorable Harry?
Look at them! So sad….
Omg so miserablleeeeeee I cant look at them!
UGH this looks fake as shit.
Can you seriously believe people even shipped this sad little thing.
OMG this looks so fake. They’re not even in love omg. Look at Tay! She doesn’t look happy. Harry never loved her.
God do they call this happy in love? WTF they’re so miserable in this relationship.
See? Taylor was never happy during that crappy relationship.
in your opinion what are the top five todae moments of all time
This is hard since i enjoy every todae moment out there, because they are all so sweet and fluffly
uhh yes very sweet and innocent…
so yeah as i was saying.. my top 5 fav todae moments, in no particular order really.
honestly the extraordinary20s dvd has seriously so many todae moments that make my heart turn all gooey, because top sticks to daesung like 24/7. Plus it was when daesung was out of the spotlight after the incident so it just make it all the more sweeter that top was by him. Look at top’s hands…
and then u also have this
10/10 for having the cutest hyung-donsaeng relationship
i think i first started having feels and shipping todae when i saw this. because honestly who da hell tries and kiss their band mate halfway through the interview and most importantly dat hand holding is hella tight.
Todae during their alive tour was also ridiculous. everywhere they went there was bound to have todae fancams and moments. those were good times… but this was my favourite.
like wat even. two ridiculously good looking man waltzing. very homo. much like
AND THE FINAL ONE .. well actually two and it is more of a thing than moment, which is todae moments at the airport and todae piggy back because they are so fucking ridiculous and sweet, more importantly it makes my heart very happy.
oops wait how did that get there..
they even take turns but like only once every 3 years or something,
they even do it at airports. Bless.
AND OMG I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS BUT
not exactly todae moment, but todae feels. best described by @ikyzusaku
“ TOP was shouting/introducing Kang Dae Sung right before my favorite Dae Sung’s part. I know TOP done this probably because it was Dae’s comeback after the 2011 accident and Dae’s part in Cafe is the climax of the song. It’s just the way he shout “Kang Dae Sung” proudly plus the hand gesture, really warm my heart. As if he really glad Dae Sung was there with them again (well, of course he is, everyone is). ”
OK YAY so those are my favourite todae moments! They’re too damn sweet tgt.
Being Iori’s girlfriend is not an easy task. Not that it’s demanding, just that I don’t see him too much unless he has a day off. Don’t get me wrong we’re constantly texting and calling and keeping in touch, but sometimes it’s a bit overwhelming to not physically see your boyfriend for a week when he’s with the band. Any alone time we get is usually interrupted or spent with the rest of the Revance guys.
We haven’t shared “alone time” together in over 2 weeks. Every time he comes home I’m working on a new song or he’s exhausted and too tired to have any fun.
I’m so tired of it. A woman has her needs you know? So today I’ve decided to do something extra scandalous (Heh. see what I did there “Scandal” in The Spotlight).
I put on my favorite lingerie that Iori bought me a while ago as a gift. The white lace of it contrasts to my tan skin perfectly. The set consists of a lace bra and panty, along with a garter belt and thigh high stockings. It was truly a work of art, in fact Iori got it hand made for me in Paris. So this should be a nice way to repay him.
I turn the lights off in our room and light a few candles. I pulled out my phone and prop it up on the desk so it can get me at a good angle. I put the photo timer on and make a few seductive poses it front of the camera. When I finish I browsing the photos, choose a few of my favorite ones and send them to Iori:
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Thanks for the gift bby I luv it. ;) I hope you’ll enjoy it too. Pleaseeeeee is there any way that u sneak away just for today. I need ur punishment :)
There. That should do the trick and he will be –
Oh! He responded!
Never gave u a gift like that but I’m kind of wishing I did…. Damn that’s so sexy. I never thought u were that kind of girl. Lucky Iori. And as for sneaking away from work, u should be getting back to urs. Lol apparently you do need punishment for sending something like this to me and not ur bf.
OMG. That didn’t… just happen… Kyohei?…. OMG I cant believe this.
OMG KYOHEI. DELETE THOSE NOW.
Hmmm… I don’t think so _____, they’re pretty good shots actually. You should wear more flattering clothing. I never realized that you actually have quite nice curves. You should shoot with me in a commercial sometime.
Kyohei. Please I will do anything please just delete the pictures and don’t mention this Iori.
Okayyyyy, but only under certain circumstances.
And what are those?
1. I get to call u naughty girl whenever I want
2. I get to keep one of the photos
3. Our next song should be finished a week early
4. Shoot with me in my next commercial
Ummmm. Okay but only because it’s better than the alternative
After sending a few last good-bye messages I turned my phone off and walked into the bathroom. I turned on the shower and got in because I seriously needed one right now to calm me down.
Once I got out of the shower I wrapped a fuzzy robe around my body. When I walked into the bedroom I found Iori sitting on the couch reading a book.
“Oh, hey babe.” He said, noticing me.
“Hey…” I tried so desperately not to sound awkward, much to my dismay.
“By the way… I’m not really sure what he meant, but Kyohei asked me to tell you that the commercial shooting was next Thursday at 5? What’s that all about?”