omg i can't believe i actually remember this

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Omg i can't believe i actually forgot that louis is "dating" eleanor ... i saw a post that said larry has uk based/la based girlfriend.... and i was like " wait louis has a "girlfriend"? who is she? " wasn't he done with danielle like back in dec? ....who is he "dating"... it tooks me some minutes trying to remember lmfao. That "relationship" is so inexistant that He might as well be single

i forget too and when i do remember the first thing that flashes through my mind is blueberry sue sylvester tracksuits

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Happy birthday you adorable sea otter! ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ [6/12/15]

Well, uh- drew this for you! (… trace, actually…cantdrawlegosfornothing)

hope you like it… I really love your fic ;-; I think it’s the best in the whole lego movie fandom… 

omggg thank you so so much!!!! thank you!!! do you remember that old flash with the 1 million thank yous bc that’s me right now… omg… I can’t believe this I’m so happy

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“So I’m standing there filling up like I’ve done a thousand times before, and I hear a chunk. You know, the pump’s nozzle. The– the metal thing. The thing you squeeze, right? I hear a chunk. So I suppose, in my naivete, I took to understand that gas is no longer coming out of the nozzle, so I pull out the hose to put it back and whoosh! You know, I am suddenly soaked in gasoline. I mean, on my arms and my legs and my– my groin. So now I am in a panic, and I race home, I run inside the house, and I’m stripping off my clothes as fast as I can. I jump in the shower. It’s not until after I get out of the shower that I realize my gas-covered clothes have been soaking in the living room rug this entire time. I mean, it’s– it’s– the whole thing is just so stupid. I could have rinsed off at the station. Halfway home, I’m starting to realize– wait a minute– there’s a water hose right there next to the air pump. You know, for tires. Anyway, so that was my day. How was yours?”

Taylor Swift's thought process on country music

*wins basically every award in country music and finally gets the highest award they have to offer the"pinnacle award"*

“That’s right bow to your queen bitches”

“I can’t believe they actually bought it, my plan has worked perfectly muahhhahahahah”

“lol peace out bitches here’s a kiss to remember me by”

*1989 is announced as an all pop album*

Country Music: 

Omg so I saw myself in the new Agar.io video three times! Gifcam does not want to cooperate with the agario screen so screenshots it is! I’ll post gifs of Mark from the video in a little bit, but here I am in the video~

I’m Lauralie! I think it’d be really cool if Mark played again soon~