omg how old are you actually!!

A list of reasons why you should all watch skam

-it has a great plot, it’s a young adult/ teenager show without any of the romanticized bs. it’s honest.

-the actors really know how to act, i mean really. they’re great.

-the casting is perfect. no 25 year olds pretending to be 16. the high school students are played by actual high school students. 

-it has a perfect portrayal of mental illnesses, again none of that romanticized bs. 

-it’s real. the characters don’t get their happily ever after as soon as they find love. they’re stupid, they make mistakes, they have problems. they’re actual teenagers just living their lives. 

-the characters are insanely lovable. i mean just look at isak. 

-there is actual character development. the characters are people not 2D robots. 

-it also shows religions and being a different religion perfectly. sana makes me wanna start shouting FINALLY A CORRECT PORTRAYAL OF MUSLIM WOMEN. HIJABS DON’T STOP US.OUR RELIGION DOESN’T STOP US. WE’RE BADASS PEOPLE. 

- it’s against slut shaming. noora fights slut shaming like a boss.

- they explore the characters identities and different themes and all their problems and lives and i get this sounds similar to something i said before but the characters are real people.  

you fall in love with it to the point it’s hard to stop watching it. 

just watch it.  

anonymous asked:

omg your art gives me life!!!! I love it! just wondering have you ever tried drawing hq characters as toddlers???

oh, thank you very much, that’s so sweet!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ and well, I…. I actually used to have an ask blog for karasuno as kids! it was set at daycare, except everyone knew each other?? and played volleyball?? and it was basically just a mess 

this was the banner (LOOK OLD ART)… it is not my fav memory but this ask made me look out the window and go “HOW DID THEY KNOW!?” so there’s your fun fact of the day!

Inspired by a front-page post: parking ticket switcheroo.

You may have seen the post about putting a fake or old ticket on the window to avoid getting a new one. This story is about how the parking people actually got some petty revenge on ME a few years ago. E: Sorry about the lack of formatting as I’m on mobile.

The apartment complex I lived in was on a one-way street, with angled parking spots. One particular space was not technically a legal spot (it was a driveway that had been removed after the apts were built) at one point it had been painted in with slanted lines, but there was no sign or any other markings. Over the years the lines faded to the point where they were barely visible. People would routinely park in it for short periods and it was well known to the parking cops as a great revenue generator.

One Halloween I parked there, ended up getting day drunk; I didn’t feel like taking the risk of driving around the neighborhood to find a legit spot. instead I came up with this brilliant idea to put an old ticket under the windshield wiper. But that wasn’t enough for drunk me, so I wrote “go fuck yourself” inside the ticket in case they dared to check it. The next morning, I woke up to 3 new tickets on my car, all written for different violations, by different parking cops, and they even put a slightly different address for each ticket, to make it that much harder to contest. My favorite was that one had been wedged into the drivers side door instead of put under the wiper. They took my decoy ticket and I’m sure it’s still hanging in their break room in some kind of hall of fame.

Edit: I got one dropped that was written for not having a night permit. i had a night permit.

anonymous asked:

Time travel shenanigans. Present McCree meets dead lock McCree

omg Anon. I wasn’t sure if you wanted Reader or not so I included s/o but if you want you can imagine that’s a canon character.

  • You know how everyone says stuff like ‘omg I’d beat up 13yr old me and shove them in a locker’ well that’s pretty much McCree’s feelings.
  • The Jesse that ends up with them is 16 and a complete jerk. Arrogant in a way only teenagers can be, combined with the fact that he’s actually dangerous, he’s insufferable.
  • McCree’s distracted trying to keep him away from everyone on the base (dl!Jesse tried to flirt with, in no particular order: Genji, Hanzo, Zenyatta, Mercy, Tracer, and Symmetra. Two of them nearly killed him.)
  • He’s too busy doing this to notice that dl!Jesse is terrified.
  • Because how’s he going to get home? How will this effect the timeline? Does he really want to end up like the current McCree -who has friends, real friends, but who has a history he doesn’t want to talk about that’s not all Deadlock. 
  • And he has s/o, who Jesse’s… not sure how to feel about. Sure they’re hot, but they’re not exactly what he’d imagined. Not since he was a kid and got bored of all those romantic old fairy tales.
  • Eventually they find out that Jesse is from an alt. universe, so there’s not going to be an effect on this timeline.
  • But now Jesse’s even more confused, because he kinda… wanted this. To be his future. Because his older self has issues, but he’s happy. He’s got the coolest friends ever, he’s got a home, he’s got someone who loves him (and as much as Jesse pretends to gag whenever they’re being mushy, he can’t help but want that -the easy contact, the little smiles, the dumb jokes).
  • So McCree takes him aside and explains that he’s never gonna get that. Not with Deadlock. If he wants this -friends, family, home- he needs to get out. And McCree knows how impossible that looks, can only promise Jesse that he’ll get an opportunity, and prays that the alt. universe he’s from has a Gabriel Reyes willing to give a kid a chance. 
  • And after that, Jesse’s a lot calmer. He’s still a little shit, and McCree’s slowly realising what everyone had to deal with when he first joined OW (Ana is sipping tea, smiling because there is justice in the world). And he still tries to flirt with every attractive person on base, which is most of them, really.
  • But he’s also a lot more respectful (to everyone except McCree). The difference is particularly noticeable with how he treats s/o, as he keeps trying to get hints out of them about where and how they’ll meet.
  • When Winston creates a device that will send him back, Jesse’s a little upset. After living with people who care about him, he’s not sure he wants to go back to Deadlock -but of course, he can’t stay, and McCree swears he won’t be there for long.
  • After Jesse’s gone, McCree makes a few jokes about how he was never that annoying, which Ana and Mercy are more than happy to refute, but then he sneaks off a little while later.
  • And s/o finds him smoking and just sitting, staring at the sky, and they sit with him and wait.
  • When he’s ready, he talks about how he’d almost forgotten what it felt like to be in Deadlock. He knew it was bad, of course, but it’s been so many years since then that the feelings just went to the back of his mind, the loneliness, the constant need to prove himself, to be better than the other guy because if he’s not, he’s useless. It’s those feelings that led him to do a lot of terrible things that he’s still trying to make up for, almost two decades later.
  • S/o rests their head on his shoulder and he puts an arm around them, because he needs to distance himself from that again, to remember that he’s here, that there are people who love him, that he’ll never have to go through what Jesse is going through again.
  • And maybe next time they meet, he works in a little thank you to Reaper between all the shooting, because he may be an asshole now but he took McCree out of that life.

12x03 “The Foundry”
If Looks Could Speak

This scene was such a gift! So much amazingness without a single word needed, because the facical expressions say it all. :) Sam who is like “OMG you have got to be kidding me! I did not expect that! No please, not another old school rock fan in the family”, Mary who is like “Damn yes, actually turn that music up” and Dean who sits there like “See, Sammy. That’s how it’s done. No more “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”, but “Driver turns on the radio, shotgun turns up the volume”. It all would be so sweet if there wasn’t this layer of “Is Mary really happy here or is she trying to be/do what she thinks makes her boys happiest here”, I think though here she may be completely sincere, especially as this song may make her feel more like “fitting in” as she knows that song, it’s from “her time” so to speak. And of course the song and the bike Dean commented on prior fit to the song perfectly. After all both are featured in “Easy Rider”, one of the most iconic road movies and well, at least in some ways it fits to the “family road/hunting trip” Sam, Dean and Mary were on this episode. So:

“Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way”

highladyofidris  asked:

I totally have a headcanon that if feysand have kids that their daughter(could be a son too but daughter in my eyes) will be superpowerful cuz i mean look at the parents. And her mate will have to be someone super powerful too and who you ask I want to be her mate??? AMREN. I mean the fam would kinda be panicky and weirded out at first cuz ITS AMREN, a thousands year old made-fae but just think how awesome they'd be together

OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING ACTUALLY but could Amren have a mate since she’s technically not fae?

anonymous asked:

Hello! johnlock anon here from a month or so ago? I thought I'd update you on my situation. I'm feeling pretty damn good. I've began disassociating myself from tjlc completely and it feels like a shroud has been lifted. I went through my old posts and the I noticed something: everything I had tagged tjlc, most of it was negative. I actually cringed at myself. What did I let myself get into. Anyway, my follower list has had quite the reshuffle and I've opened my blog to new and different blogs +

           * I’m not quite ready to reveal my blog yet but I wanted to thank you for your insight and advice. I feel good. I feel lighter.            

omg Anon I am so so happy for you - you can’t know how thrilled I am reading your words.  And your idea of reading through your blog to see what was driving these feelings was brilliant.  I’m so very glad you’re feeling better, and that you’ve found your space within fandom.  You’ll reveal your blog when you’re ready (and if you want to.)  That’s something I think has gotten a bit lost in all this - we are allowed to do fandom on our own terms.  I’m so glad you’ve found your own terms.

Thank you so much for letting me know how you’re doing!

anonymous asked:

TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF how old are you? Have pets? Secret talents? Cute nicknames?????????? I want to know everything!!!

omg this is so sweet and pure???? im floored im 19 ,, i have a kitty named tofu and a gecko named chips. idk if i have any hidden talents i can draw??? kinda??? when i actually bother and im a decent writer i used to write fanfics when i was younger omg …. idk abt any nicknames sometimes my best friend calls me breadstick fncmxm . im basically just a Simple Man who loves animals and my boyfriend and min yoongi and spends my days watching crime documentaries ,, lov u anon

So question.

According to the book, Isle of the Lost, all the kids from said Isle pretty much eats old, spoiled, bruised, and/or rotten food and drinks. Which somehow doesn’t actually harm them in any fashion. How do they go from eating bad food to good food?

Like, wouldn’t that make their stomachs and digestion just go haywire? I’m honestly surprised that they even survived given what they eat and–

omg Aurodan, really? You’re the “good” nation but willingly feed those on the Isle of the Lost rotten food and don’t even allow them to cultivate their own food? It’s stuff like that that makes me wonder pfffft. 

But obviously, that’s the point that’s brought up in the School Secrets videos too. Just. Wow, nonetheless.

virtual reality self-protitution

i used to play a game called Phantasy Star Universe and i would be my own pimp AND my own hoe. i had my main account (let’s call him Dudeman) and my hoe account (let’s call her Galchick). so there was like the main floor area and people would like try to sell nudes for money (in-game, not IRL) and i was like “nobody actually does that… do they?” so i made Galchick and i took off her clothes so she was in her underwear, and then i said ONE thing on the main floor and some guy took the bait right away. he invited me back to his house and i was like “omg im sorry, im new to this! how do you transfer money?” and he did it to show me how… and then he asked for my character to teabag his and moan into the mic, and i was like a 15 year old boy, so instead… i just blocked him and took the money. that’s when I realized my one, true calling. i did it for months and i’d transfer the money from Galchick to Dudeman and all my friends wondered how i had super good gear. i miss that game everyday…

Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better. Tagged by @ninjarahoi 

How old are you?: 16

What’s your current job?: i babysit sometimes, im actually babysitting tomorrow night

What are you good at?: um………….. painting i guess

What is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)?: i mean my major goal has always been to medically transition to male so


Do you collect anything?: i collect snow globes and glass bottles

What’s a topic you always talk about: seriously all i ever talk about at all ever is kpop and cute boys im so gay its a problem

What is a pet peeve of yours: when people think my relationships are their business

Good advice to give: dont forget 2 eat ur greens

What are three songs you’d recommend?: K.A.R.D - Don’t Recall, NCT Dream - Dunk Shot, and INFINITE - Bad

People to tag: @minminyoongi @howisthisplausible @min-genius93 @pcytummy @iiharu-chanii @xiulayallday @danjoon @jooniebub @iloveseokjin

Who's the Joker?
  • Who's the Joker?
  • Free! Illustration Works Vol. 2
  • Free! Illustration Works Vol. 2

This track was so hilarious omg, and so nostalgic (Reigisa I missed you)! Audio credit goes to wakoaime!

Rei: Who’s the Joker?

Nagisa: Okay Rei-chan, between the three cards that I am currently holding, right, middle, or left…which one will you choose?

Rei: The middle card is strangely sticking out…Nagisa-kun, you don’t actually think that I will fall for some old trick-of-the-hat like that, do you?

Nagisa: Ah, how rude,Rei-chan~! I would never try to trick you~!

Makoto: Nagisa vs. Rei I guess.

Haruka: Guess so.

Nitori: I’ve suddenly gotten really nervous too.

Rin: Why are YOU nervous?

Nagisa: Come on come on, Rei-chan. Which one will you take?

Rei: It’s obvious the joker is on the left, so I’ll take the MIDDLE ONE! AHAHA SEE! I’m safe.

Nagisa: Darnit. Okay next I’m going to draw from Ai-chan. Here I go! All right— I got a pair! Only one card left to get!

Ai: So then, it’ll be my turn to draw from Rin-senpai’s pile. Um…this one! Darn, no pairs.

Rin: All right, I’ll be getting Haru’s card. What the hell Haru, why do you only have one card left? Damnit.

Haru: I’m done with my pile.

Makoto: Okay, then I’ll pick from Rei’s pile. Oh man, no pairs.

Nagisa: Hehehe, Rei-chan. So you finally made it this far, ey?

Rei: Nagisa-kun, that last card you’re holding is most definitely the Joker, especially after that trap you tried to pull on me. Even though I’m a bit reluctant, I’ve made my resolution! WHAT THE?!?! THIS IS NOT THE JOKER?!

Nagisa: Yay! I’m done with my hand!

Rei: Nagisa-kun, what is the meaning of this?

Nagisa: Huh? I’ve never said that I was holding the Joker.

Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?

Rin: Wait, if it’s Nagisa, then…

Ai: Who would be holding the Joker?

Nagisa: No way, it can’t be! What if Rei-chan was holding the Joker the whole time and was just pretending to not have it?

Rei: Why would you think I would do something like that?

Rin: Hey Rin, confess now!

Ai: Yes, it’s important to confess at times like this.

Rei: I told you, I don’t have the Joker!

Makoto: Come on, come on! Don’t argue over Old Maid!

Nagisa: Don’t give in, Mako-chan! We men take our game VERY seriously, so we must stick with the rule and themes!

Rin: Okay, Rei. CONFESS NOW!

Makoto: Wait you guys, hold up!

Rin: Hey Haru, Makoto, help us out!

Makoto: Like I said, hold up…

Rei: Fine then, accuse me all you want!

Makoto: Uh… guys?

Ai: Ryugazaki-san, confess please! Then take half of all my cards.

Rei: Why the hell do I have to take cards because of this!?!?!?!?

Nagisa: Rei-chan, Santa Claus won’t give you presents because of this!

Ai: Ryugazaki-san!

Rin: REI!!!


Makoto: Ahhhh, Rei. I’m so sorry! I actually had the Joker the whole time…

Haru: Makoto, is it really okay to not tell him?

Makoto: EH!?

Haru: The fact that you had the Joker.

Makoto: I wanted to tell him, but I just couldn’t find the chance to tell him…

T/N: Old Maid’s rules in Japan are basically the same as anywhere else– the person who gets left with the Joker loses lol

anonymous asked:

Wait you're only seventeen? Omg if we went to the same school we would actually probably be friends (if I ever built up the courage to talk to you cause I feel like you'd be the type of person who's so ridiculously cool but not in like an 80's movie "I'm so popular" kinda way.. more like how troye Sivan is like super well known but also well liked and like yeah wow ok this turned into a compliment filled rant)

Yep I’m 17!! how old did you think I was?? I’d like to think that we’d be friends! but in school I actually never talk to other people bc Anxiety and I just kinda sit there quietly in class with earbuds in. Or I make really dumb jokes (if my friends are there) about how gay I am or some shit like that. although we don’t go to the same school, we’re friends now so congrats !! but also thank you’re so kind !! I wish I was cool in a troye sivan way but alas and also ily

  • langblr accent tag - svenska

thank you @norwegian-wool and @clowergen for tagging me!!

SO I actually did this omg, I’m really nervous about posting this because my Swedish accent is shit but since everyone is doing it I decided why not! there are probably some mistakes but whatever

also if anyone would like me to do this in maltese just tell me!! 

these are the questions of the tag by languageoclock which were translated and answered in one of my target languages; Swedish!

  • what’s your name?
  • how old are you?
  • where are you from?
  • what is/are your native language(s)?
  • when and why did you start learning your target language?
  • have you ever been to a country where your target language is spoken?
  • have you ever been mistaken for a native speaker of your target language?
  • what’s your favourite word in your target language?
  • what is in your opinion the most difficult word to pronounce in your target language?
  • do a tongue twister in your target language

i tag anyone who wants to do this!!

anonymous asked:

Omfg asdffghjj about Rhetts pronunciation of "Vienna" I think it is def a southern thing because the way I grew up thinking it was pronounced was.... asinine tbh. I'm 20 years old and didn't realize how it's actually pronounced/spelled until literally months ago when I took a moment to actually LOOK at the package lmfao. Growing up in the south is HELLISH.

OMG …. so it is a southern thing …. do you also pronounce the city like that or just the sausages LOL 

it’s kinda amazing rhett’s lived in LA for so long and somehow still pronounces it that way … BUT THEN AGAIN HE ALSO STILL SAYS WOOVES

Hello btsnamjess! Thank you so much for requesting and I hope you enjoy! <3

Jin: He would definitely be the cutest old man (aside from J-Hope). He’d be the kind to cook intricate dishes and hand write the tutorials on how to achieve it. If he had a family (which I’m like 99.9% sure he will), he’d give his grandchildren cute little figurines for their birthday and fruit on any other day. He’d be a super cute old man omg. 

Suga: I feel like he’d be the type of old man who’d have a chronic case of resting b**ch face, but would actually be a very kind old man when you get to know him. He’d continue to write lyrics, possibly turn it into intense poetry and has notebooks, tissues, opened envelopes covered with all of his ideas which would be all over his room, most of his books organized on shelves (which he built). He’d take naps (catching up on the sleep he didn’t get while he was young). Since he likes building, as a hobby, he’d probably build ships in bottles for fun.

Jimin: Jimin would be the old man who goes to dancing outings and interacts with the people around him a lot. He’d be quite the active old man, going out for early runs and continuing his exercise, just not as intense as it is now. He’d bring up his idol past for bragging rights, talking about the wins they achieved during their I NEED U promotions the most.

V: I can’t imagine him without a family as an old man tbh. He’d be so wonderful with children omg. I imagine he’d be a grandfather that would hold his grandchildren, make little cooing noises and would just smile all the time. He’d be great at telling fantasy stories because of his imagination and would be loads of fun. 

J-Hope: He’d be a very happy and jolly old man (he’d be a perfect Santa). Just imagine a young person waiting for the bus, impatient to get to where they’d need to be. He’d be sitting on the bench, waiting for the same bus, a smile plastered on his face and he’d make conversation, distracting them and making them chuckle. He’d have really cute smile lines!

Rap Monster: He’d be the kind of elder that would play chess or sudoku in the park for fun. Since he’s already very intellectual at the moment, imagine when he grows old. He’d be a walking encyclopedia. The advice that he’d give would probably be in riddles/rhymes/etc. It’d be complex and philosophical, which would require deciphering it for a couple hours, or disregarding it until the future. His sayings would be so deep and meaningful, someone he’d encounter would tattoo it somewhere on themselves. 

Jungkook: Being the younger elder, he’d probably be the sassiest. He’d have sarcastic jokes and slightly dark humor which would throw people off. He’d be the kind of old guy that believes that he could still do everything he did when he was young, trying it and then claiming that it was just the weather that messed him up or something. But he’d laugh it off!


Joyeux Anniversaire, François Arnaud! (b. July 5th, 1985)

“As an actor, as much as I’m interested in how you make movies and TV shows, even as a kid, I’ve always hated making of featurettes and special features on DVDs.  I think it breaks the spell. I don’t think they should do that, but I know everyone does now. I’m just being honest. You definitely shouldn’t watch the special features before you watch the actual series.”

Why are all the girls in the main cast of toz so pretty and they have limited fanservice default clothes like none of them are there for the boob shot or something and I just—

Look how elegant lailah is with her long hair and her motherly instincts and her killer puns like omg she’s actually really old probably but she’s there and she’s acting like herself with her beautiful clothes. And Edna, my little powerhouse, she’s that big sister you never had and she cares so so much and her cute clothes match her perfectly with that umbrella and thAT SASS. Rose, I loved her the day we met her. She is so badass with her blades and skills like damn girl and seriously, she’s adorbs with her naievity at times and omg that versatile costume which helps her to move the way she wants to. Alisha. Alisha’s thighs. Alisha’s hair. Alisha’s battle skills and her voice omg she can totally step on me even though I know she would never have the heart to do it and her child-like side when talking about the celestial record and seraphs omg precious little angel.

And then there’s Mikleo. Holy shit bruh you got the waist, the eyes, the face, the fingers, you wore tights when you were little? And your circlet??? Why is it making you look even more badass? Why didn’t it have a function or something so that we saw more of it???