i have a surprise day off today!! i’ve hardly moved all day and it’s been wonderful 💕i only have tomorrow at work before a three day weekend for easter! so, i thought i would celebrate finally having some time to be on tumblr with some detailed blogrates since i’ve been so absent and ily all 💕
okay listen this is my last and final opinion on that gross mushroom named dylann. I do not sympathize with a white supremacist who slaughtered 9 people because of their skin color. and you damn right I take that shit personally because why the fuck would you ask a black person to feel any sort of sympathy for someone who kills in the name of hatred. while the friends and families grieved over the ones that died, ever black person grieved with them because when he killed those nine people he was making a statement in which he was killing us all. I can have sympathy for quite a number of killers, mentally ill or not, but I draw the line at that hoe. this applies to his fangirls, I’m waiting for y'all to admit y'all are closeted racists for wanting to shove his pork sword up your vagina in the same church he killed those people in. Some roofies are cool, where they take interest in his case and even I take interest in him and the case but I ain’t gonna sit here going “omg no 😰😨😭😭😭 daddy dylann is gonna die, oh no woe is me” like yeah no so stop asking how I feel about him, and don’t get mad at me and talk shit when I call you the fuck out for making video edits of him while saying “dylann just made a mistake that’s all UwU🌸”. If you don’t like my views on his ass, then simply unfollow me and quit your absolute bitching. Asking a black person if they sympathize and feel bad for dylann is like asking a jewish person who lived through the holocaust if they would sympathize with hitler and feel bad for him even if he was mentally ill UwU🌸. I don’t care if you sympathize with him and I don’t care if you favor his case over others, but romanticizing him and thinking that what he did was a “mistake” or putting him on the victims list I will literally, ,,, snap
“You!” she shouted through the bar, ignoring the dozen of eyes on her.
“Buck?” he asked as he saw his friend pause in the midst of a sentence. Seeing how his best friend had stopped abruptly his sentence, the blonde turned around only to see a redhead, the one from the other night. She’s the friend of the brunette Bucky tried to pick up, he remembered.
(“He’s sweet and smart, okay, but he kinda looks like a cauliflower” the brunette told her friend.
“Who looks like a cauliflower?” Bucky interrupted the ladies. “Hi” he smiled, “I’m Bucky, this is my friend Steve” he added, unable to take his eyes off of the brunette.
“Hi” the brunette said smiling, while Natasha looked confused and a little bit annoyed by the intrusion of the very handsome pair “I’m Wanda, this is Natasha”, Wanda added.
“Who looks like a cauliflower?” Bucky asked again.
“Uh, Bruce Banner” Wanda said, almost stuttering her words. Oh, she was so under his spell. “My friend thinks he’s sexy."
"Well, see, my best friend here, thinks you’re very sexy.” Bucky said turning to Natasha. “As for me, I happen to find you very attractive” he said turning back to Wanda. What a charmer.)
Her heels almost clicking with the faint music of the bar, she walked towards the blonde decidedly. Furrowing his eyebrows, he wondered what all this was about. Why was she shouting across the bar? why was she walking towards him? why was she walking towards him like that? and most importantly, why was she kissing him?!
Her hands were on both side of his face, seizing him; her body was leaning close against his, and her lips were pressed against his own. So, yes, she was kissing him, he wasn’t hallucinating!
Sure, the kiss had surprised him at first, but what surprised him the most was the way he reacted to it. Because as soon as he realized the pair of lips he had on his own and how soft they were, he wrapped his arms around her tiny waist and actually lifted her up in the air, deepening the kiss and tasting the vodka she had sunk down a few minutes before.
“Remember me?” she said when they broke away, still in his arms.
“Yeah” he faintly said, looking in her eyes.
“Still find me attractive?” he nodded.
“Want to bring me home?” he nodded again.
THIS IS SO BAD OMG IM SORRY. THE EDIT, THE TEXT. I CANT WITH ME. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BAD WHY AM I EVEN POSTING THIS LOL (probably because i spent my night on this instead of studying for my exams lol) if i delete my tumblr it’s probably because of the embarrassment i got from posting this rip me. also english isn’t my first language and uh this is also another reason why this is bad lol
Summary: As soon as Steve starts going to his new school, he’s infatuated with Natasha Romanoff, the prettiest and one of the most loved girls. However she isn’t allowed to date until her ‘shrew’ older sister does and Steve is determined to find someone for her. Eventually, he does, but will his plan work? Or will it go down the plughole?
Warnings: swearing, bad talk (lol)
Word Count: 1,986
Author’s Note: Omg, first part almost reached 100 notes I’m so happy!!!! But when I read the first part over I saw like 1000000 mistakes and I’m just here sitting and thinking ‘wtf I edited, how did it turn out like this?!?!’(probably the same will happen to this part too but oh well). Whatever, guess I’ll edit it later sometime. By the way the gif below (again) fits the part perfectly ayy:D
You sat in your seat, silently waiting for everybody else to settle. Today was going to be a long day, you could feel it. Something, some
weird sense told you so, but you didn’t mind. You didn’t need to.
“Hey everyone, what are your thoughts on Shakespeare’s ‘The
Taming of the Shrew’ book?” Mr. Lang spoke, holding the book he gave the class a week ago and told that you’d have assignments on.
“Oh my god, I loved it! It was so romantic…” a girl named
Sharon squeaked dreamily, resting her head on her hand, making a lovesick face.
You didn’t agree with her, especially on the romance part.
In principle, you didn’t believe in love. It was a commonly used term in
films and books to express a good friendship between two people for you. And you
had never been in a part of that ‘good friendship’ before, especially with these
zoo runaways in your school, you had zero intention.
So I was today, as I often am, thinking about Dan and Phil
and the whole thought of Phan. And something occurred to me.
If you’ve ever watched the Game Theory video on Why FNAF
Will Never End (judge me I love FNAF okay), he talks about the completion
theory. And how FNAF does a very good job of keeping us guessing-who is the
kid, how were the kids murdered, etc.
(If you aren’t a fan of FNAF, bear with me here-I’m getting
to the point)
So anyway, our brains NEED answers. We need something to be
completed, or it is just always at the forefront of our minds. Like in FNAF. We
may forget about it in day to day life, but it’s always subconsciously there,
in the back of our minds-we are always wondering the answers to our questions.
It’s the same with Phan to be honest. At this point they
have given us MORE than enough evidence to believe that they are together. But
they haven’t admitted it. So, even if you don’t want to admit it, there is
always that TINY question mark in the back of your mind-is there a possibility that
they AREN’T together?
Until you know for sure, 100% that they are, your brain is
always focusing on that to some degree. It needs to be completed, you need to
know before you can move on.
And that’s precisely why they won’t admit it.
Don’t get me wrong here I’m sure that there are plenty of reasons
not to come out to the world. I totally get that. But humor me for a second
here, and think about this.
If they admitted that they were together, would the
excitement die down?
Sure, at first it would go crazy. It would skyrocket. People
would subscribe, people would be excited, and fan accounts would blow up all
over the internet. People would say “Omg, check out this gay couple on YouTube!
They’re so adorable!”
But then it would become a part of their branding.
In a few months, it would be a normal thing. A couple on
YouTube that vlogs together. Not that that’s bad, but…
How many Phan Accounts are there dedicated simply to Phan
Evidence? How many gif sets, pictures, memes, drawings, of the two of them
together do you see across their dash?
If they came out, it wouldn’t be as interesting anymore.
There wouldn’t have to be drawings or edits, because there
would be real pictures. There wouldn’t have to be entire blogs dedicated to
proof, because the proof would just be facts about their relationship.
Don’t get me wrong-I will still be obsessed with the both of
them either way. And I believe whole heartedly that they are together.
They might be scared, or just be private people-I totally
believe both of those-but maybe, just maybe, they also know that it could
potentially hurt their brand or their careers even just a little bit.
And maybe that’s why they won’t come out to the world-they
will have endless innuendos, skirt super close to the issue-but they will
always keep us at 99.9%-because they know we will all sit here and chase after that
.1% like the little crazy PHAN girls we are.