Kyungsoo - tiny moles. when he laughs real big and he tilts his head back and his eyes disappear. That embarrassed half breath half laugh and his eyes close. Pretty tan. Acne on his cheeks. Bushy eyebrows. His jaw omg. Dad jeans. Chanyeol can’t touch him but everyone else can. Is very accurate. Weirdo sense of humor. Rolled up pants. Gotta show the socks. Easily embarrassed. Feels bad for hurting Chanyeol. Not enough to stop. Would never hurt Minseok. Keeping notes. Gathers evidence. Is waiting.
Sehun - trying to out-sass them all. Too much love for Kyungsoo. In love with all of the hyungs. Biting and being bitten by Baekhyun. Tall noodle. Secretly fat according to Junmyeon. Knows he’s beautiful. Body rolls and roaming hands. Is the baby, milks it. Wants to be good a father. Gets a dog instead. Is taken advantage of. Too dependable. Judges.
Junmyeon - really shiny teeth. Really shiny cheeks. when he smiles with both rows of teeth showing. Sass under his breath. Sass out loud. Dad jokes. Mom jokes. Chicken breasts and rice. Never cleans. Is the only one paying any attention. Stress. EXOs funniest member and Is actually hilarious. Enjoys embarrassing Jongin. Worries.
Baekhyun - when he laughs too hard and his mouth opens wide, his nose scrunches up and his eyes open really weird and wide. Pretty teeth. When someone hits him or he gets surprised and he screams too loud. Over reacting about everything. The way his face drops when someone he loves is upset. Protecting the members by being the distraction. Fucking rockstar high notes and falsetto. Frozen Nutella. Always singing. Too much empathy. Gathers material for impressions. Takes care of Yixing. Doesn’t judge.
Chanyeol - deep voice. The huskiness just under the layer of smooth sound when he sings. Falling on the floor all the time. Living on the floor. Accidentally swearing in English. Always being hurt. Probably likes it. Too tall. Wants Kyungsoo to pay attention to him. Tries to touch him but is too scared. Tries again, gets hit. Pretends it hurts worse than it does. Cries often. Doesn’t remember. Is too romantic.
Jongdae - screaming. Just screaming all the time. Eating chips in the background of everything. Small and powerful. Complaining. aaaAWaaaeEEEeee. Complaining some more. Is married to Minseok, but pretends to not know about it. Is game for most things. Pretty smile. Too many teeth. Is the best part of the song. Loves and supports.
Minseok - Tsundere. Bread and coffee. Never sleepy. Too pretty with makeup. Big eyes. Crooked smile with visible gums. Doesn’t like all the hugs. Unless from Kyungsoo. Is married to Jongdae. Teases Jongdae about their marriage. Takes care of Jongdae in secret. Resistant to couple things with Jongdae. Gives in when he says he won’t. Forever dancing or jumping in the background. Too fast and too small. Is sexy and he knows it. Threatens Baekhyun. Emotions well hidden.
Yixing - slow motion. Probably thinking lots of things in Chinese instead of listening to the Korean. Singing a song in his head right now. Singing a song out loud right now. Likes sexy dancing. Likes being stopped. Dimples. When his forehead shows. Thinks shirts are dumb. Has a question, will ask Baekhyun.
Jongin - 5 million watt smile. Dogs. Forever sleepy. Really really tight jeans. How in the world does he get them on? Laughs too loud without any warning. Weirdo sense of humor. Forever embarrassed by Junmyeon. Wishes Junmyeon would just stop. Wears his heart on his sleeve. Is too lovely for this world.
Ok, so I CAN NOT stop watching that video. More than any other video of them, I physically can’t stop hitting replay. A few of the reasons why:
1. He is “obsessed” with the bump
2. The way he says he likes to “rub it”. OMG…send help.
3. His jaw tightening when she says she’s never been pregnant
4. Cait’s adorable expression when portraying Sam saying there was “sexy bump” and “too much bump”
5. His far away thoughtful expression when she talks about the beauty of being pregnant
6. “Pregnant women ARE sexy, glowing”. Sam, how much more perfect do you want to be, man?? Good god.
I have no idea what the truth is about past or present pregnancies, but my god, these two need to procreate at SOME point, for the good of humanity.
Will not lie, Thomas is sexy as fuck, look at his jaw omg and the way he is looking at something or someone im not okay. I immediately thought of you when I saw this so yeah enjoy smart ass 11x06
Thomas and you were not in a good term.. You were not enemies but you were far from being friends. You didn’t really know why he didn’t like you and even if you wanted to know, he really never told you why so you went along with it and act like it didn’t touch you one bit.
But how he was wrong. You had literally a massive crush on him. You found him so attractive and you felt like your heart would jump out of your breast every time he would be near you or looking at you.
Since the sport teacher put you both together for a project, you tried everything to change your partner but failed.
Today was the beginning of the project and you were near Thomas, completely silent. He had a map and you were the one with the compass. You looked discreetly at Thomas and damn, he was almost perfect. You looked somewhere else and sighed.
“Yeah, I’m not that happy to be with you too.” He said suddenly.
“Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean.”
“But-” You started but you couldn’t finish your phrase.
“Anyway, we should get ready. The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.”
You couldn’t believe what you heard, he was acting like a fucking dick and you were about to kill someone.
“C'mon smart ass, we have to win !” He said after the teacher told the whole class the game started.
You were about to say something but he was already walking and he was walking fast so you ran a little so you could be at his height.
“You don’t walk fast Emily, seriously why the teacher put you with me.” He sighed.
This was too much.
“You’re a fucker.” You suddenly said.
“Excuse me ?” He said with wide eyes.
“You’re a fucker !” You screamed. “I wanna punch you in the fucking face, you’re so mean, how can you look at yourself in the mirror seriously ?!”
He couldn’t believe the words that just left your mouth, he didn’t say a word, looking at you in complet shock.
“I don’t know what I did to make you hate me but I’m sure I don’t deserve all of your shit, god damn you’re such a dick Thomas !” You continued to scream, and he was speechless. He was looking at you with his clenched jaw.
“What ? You have nothing to say ?” You laughed, completely angry. “Funny how it’s easy to say mean things to somebody when they don’t argue back huh ? But I’m done with you and your bullshit. You don’t even deserve my attention or one bit of my sympathy. Do what the fuck you want, you hear me ? But I’m not gonna let you bring me down like you used to do. I hate you Thomas okay ? I hate y-”
You didn’t understand, you were speaking to him, more like telling him what you were feeling when no more sounds left your mouth.
A pair of lips were on yours.
Oh my god.
His hands were on your cheek and his lips on yours, kissing you softly. No, this was not happening, it was impossible.
Your lips were moving in synchronization with his lips, it was perfect.
Until he pulled away.
“You’re right about one thing, I’m an asshole but I don’t hate you.” He whispered.