Shit my friends and I have said: TEXT EDITION (2)
[ text ]: fucking buzzfeed is messing me up at 2 AM with their fucking quizzes like wtf how are you gonna go get into my head like that with a fucking quiz about what arizona tea i am wtf buzzfeed
[ text ]: bro don’t send me links to awesome things when I’m poor
[ text ]: I don’t know man but these guys were literally on foot all up in the bushes and shit then if they caught you they just step out in front of you and like point at you and point at the side road
[ text ]: they were sniping people man I wasn’t my fault….
[ text ]: I had a dream about fried chicken and fries. This is my life now.
[ text ]: yeah you gotta know so i know what to expect cause if you’re gonna be like a not super chill ghost I’m not gonna bother buying nice shit just so you can fling it across the room and open my drawers and eat my food and shit
[ text ]: …. you have no chill
[ text ]: …. i mean i survive the end of every month with, like, nothing. at least in prison there would be food xD
[ text ]: I meant shot. He was shot three months after I was born. And then he died a few days later. I’m sooooooo fucking tired.
[ text ]: you killed tupac
[ text ]: I fucking want brownies
[ text ]: omg u kno what i rlly want rn? a nutella and strawberry sandwich on like some good ciabatta or french bread
[ text ]: bro that’s so weird I dig it
[ text ]: I just want to watch my giant squid show and relax!
[ text ]: But mostly I just need a lot of glitter in my life
[ text ]: Because what you said is sending jolts through my brain and I’m going to explode.
[ text ]: bECAUSE HE IS PERFECT. TOO PERFECT. TOO PRETTY.
[ text ]: No one cares down here either, as long as you look old enough to not get stopped by the cops and your money is green
[ text ]: I’m sad and angry at the same time. do they have an emoji for when it’s both?
[ text ]: bro I should set up a stand somewhere asking for money with a sign that says “needs to get extremely leftist and gay friend back here to fight for transgender rights” and see how much I get