omg he's going to explode one day :(

Shit my friends and I have said: TEXT EDITION (2)

[ text ]: fucking buzzfeed is messing me up at 2 AM with their fucking quizzes like wtf how are you gonna go get into my head like that with a fucking quiz about what arizona tea i am wtf buzzfeed
[ text ]: bro don’t send me links to awesome things when I’m poor
[ text ]: I don’t know man but these guys were literally on foot all up in the bushes and shit then if they caught you they just step out in front of you and like point at you and point at the side road
[ text ]: they were sniping people man I wasn’t my fault….
[ text ]: I had a dream about fried chicken and fries. This is my life now.
[ text ]: yeah you gotta know so i know what to expect cause if you’re gonna be like a not super chill ghost I’m not gonna bother buying nice shit just so you can fling it across the room and open my drawers and eat my food and shit
[ text ]: …. you have no chill
[ text ]: …. i mean i survive the end of every month with, like, nothing. at least in prison there would be food xD
[ text ]: I meant shot. He was shot three months after I was born. And then he died a few days later. I’m sooooooo fucking tired.
[ text ]: you killed tupac
[ text ]: I fucking want brownies
[ text ]: omg u kno what i rlly want rn? a nutella and strawberry sandwich on like some good ciabatta or french bread
[ text ]: bro that’s so weird I dig it
[ text ]: I just want to watch my giant squid show and relax!
[ text ]: But mostly I just need a lot of glitter in my life
[ text ]: Because what you said is sending jolts through my brain and I’m going to explode.
[ text ]: No one cares down here either, as long as you look old enough to not get stopped by the cops and your money is green
[ text ]: I’m sad and angry at the same time. do they have an emoji for when it’s both?
[ text ]: bro I should set up a stand somewhere asking for money with a sign that says “needs to get extremely leftist and gay friend back here to fight for transgender rights” and see how much I get

harry potter reread: goblet of fire pt v
  • upon discovering the pensieve, harry’s reaction is “He wanted to touch it, to find out what it felt like, but nearly four years’ experience of the magical world told him that sticking his hand into a bowl full of some unknown substance was a very stupid thing to do.” he’s finally learning…only took four bloody years
  • i understand that this is a huge book and to try and fit every detail into the film adaptation would’ve been exceedingly difficult, but i kinda wish they showed barty crouch jr’s trial as it was. it would’ve been a great way to introduce bellatrix and give exposition on the longbottoms, but mainly i’m a little disappointed that they changed barty jr from a terrified teenager screaming for his mother to weird, creepy-face-pulling-probably-listens-to-black-sabbath-in-basements-looking david tennant
  • “Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle were standing in the shadow of a tree below. Crabbe and Goyle seemed to be keeping a look out; both were smirking. Malfoy was holding his hand up to his mouth, and speaking into it.” so this is obviously meant to be the slytherins conversing with rita in her animagus form. the mental image of draco speaking to a beetle like it’s a walkie-talkie is wonderful. i’m mostly picturing him holding his hand up and animatedly slagging off harry into it for AGES, and rita is just fucking done hearing about this kid’s obvious crush on potter so she flies off. draco doesn’t even notice because he’s still engrossed in talking shit about perfect potter with his broom and his scar and he’s not even THAT attractive, why is granger getting death threats for apparently dating him, his hair isn’t even that luscious
  • rather than simply, oh, i don’t know, writing the words ‘good luck’, sirius’s good luck card to harry is “a piece of parchment, folded over and bearing a muddy paw print on its front.” very cute though, that’s one for the scrapbook
  • “But before Harry could demand to see the paper, Draco Malfoy shouted across the Great Hall from the Slytherin table.” you know, there’s a post going round pointing out that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are on opposite sides of the hall, but as far as i can remember this is the first time that it’s been mentioned during one of draco’s obnoxious comments. tbh i wouldn’t care if it’s repetitive, i think it would’ve been fucking hilarious if every single time draco tried to get harry’s attention during meal times jkr would’ve made reference to the fact that he would’ve had to scream at the top of his lungs
  • ohhh my god. so before the third task, the champions get to spend a few hours with their families since they’ve been invited to watch later that night, and harry is perplexed because obviously he doesn’t expect the dursleys to come to hogwarts…but instead molly and bill have come to surprise him!! the weasleys consider harry family!!! god i love them so much
  • “’[The Fat Lady] was here in my time,’ said Mrs Weasley. ‘She gave me such a telling-off one night when I got back to the dormitory at four in the morning -’ 'What were you doing out of your dormitory at four in the morning?’ said Bill, surveying Mrs Weasley with amazement. Mrs Weasley grinned, her eyes twinkling. 'Your father and I had been for a night-time stroll,’ she said.” MOLLY!!! YOU LITTLE TART!!!
  • before everything goes to absolute shit, let’s just appreciate how harry is “amazed at his own brilliance” for getting past the sphinx’s riddle. THAT’S MY BOOOY
  • “… he saw that the thing in the person’s arms looked like a baby … or was it merely a bundle of robes?” please imagine peter pettigrew carrying voldemort around on his front in a baby-carrier. i don’t know why i thought of that. probably to distract myself from the sheer fucking misery this chapter brings
  • god, can you imagine how fucking pissed voldemort was in baby form though? “The thing inside the bundle of robes on the ground was stirring more persistently … The thing seemed almost helpless; it raised its thin arms, put them around Wormtail’s neck, and Wormtail lifted it.” this is so disgusting and horrifying but it’s unbelievably hilarious because voldemort is such a melodramatic asshole that he must’ve been almost exploding with rage at having to be delicately carried around like a baba
  • who designed the dark mark? maybe art is a secret passion of voldemort’s. since he started going by lord voldemort at school, what if he doodled it during class one day, and then at lunch showed it to his gang of forerunner death eaters. being unctuous dickheads they would’ve lapped that right up. 'omg my lord you’re such a good drawer!!’ 'can you draw me?’ 'that’s sick, i would so get that as a tattoo’
  • “'Harry Potter has kindly joined us for my rebirthing party.’” why call it that…….maybe voldemort will think of it as a second birthday from now on and he’ll get cards that say shit like 'you may have been thrown into a cauldron and brought back to human form through ancient magic, but you don’t look a day over 25! happy rebirthing day!’
  • even though i’m quietly sobbing at the priori incantatem bringing back lily, james and cedric, i couldn’t help but giggle at frank bryce showing up. “'He was a real wizard, then?’ the old man said, his eyes on Voldemort. 'Killed me, that one did … you fight him, boy …’” like he’s so chill about it. magic? back from the dead? whatever, this guy murdered me, FUCK HIM UP SONNY-JIM
  • oh my god, i had no idea that the feathers in both harry’s and voldemort’s wands were from fawkes…why the hell does dumbledore have him? was that just a massive coincidence? i need answers
  • “'If I thought I could help you,’ Dumbledore said gently, 'by putting you into an enchanted sleep, and allowing you to postpone the moment when you would have to think about what has happened tonight, I would do it. But I know better. Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it. You have shown bravery beyond anything I could have expected of you, I ask you to demonstrate your courage one more time. I ask you to tell us what happened.’” i think this book is really where the whole notion of dumbledore grooming harry up for self-sacrifice starts becoming more apparent…like i get such a sinister vibe from this speech. it manages to flatter harry into doing exactly what dumbledore wants him to, emitting an aura of superiority and commanding obedience whilst also making harry believe that dumbledore thinks highly of him, maybe even as an equal…also consider this: “'He said my blood would make him stronger than if he’d used someone else’s,’ Harry told Dumbledore. 'He said the protection my - my mother left in me - he’d have it, too. And he was right - he could touch me without hurting himself, he touched my face.’ For a fleeting moment, Harry thought he saw a gleam of something like triumph in Dumbledore’s eyes. But next second, Harry was sure he’d imagined it …” harry has just relayed possibly the most harrowing experience of his life and dumbledore literally can’t control himself from being satisfied that voldemort seals his own downfall by using harry’s blood to tether him to life - that now harry will definitely have to die, as dumbledore originally thought, in order for voldemort to be defeated. i don’t doubt that dumbledore cared for harry in his own messed up way but these passages really exemplify that he regards harry’s well-being of less importance not only to defeating voldemort, but to gaining knowledge for personal gain and satisfaction as well. his first instinct after confirming that harry will indeed have to die is to feel triumph over being right. shit’s fucked
  • ok so it turns out that hermione only keeps rita in a jar as far as london, after that she’s released under the condition that she “'keep her quill to herself for a whole year’” lest hermione informs the ministry that she’s an unregistered animagus. but still…hermione is savage and part of me thinks she would actually have loved to keep rita as a beetle for a while longer
  • when i was younger i got very upset at hermione giving harry a kiss on the cheek because i thought that meant she did fancy him after all and she was going to get with harry and not ron. don’t worry little me everything worked out just fine. mostly. we don’t speak of the epilogue but ron/hermione is eternal
  • harry gives fred and george all of his triwizard winnings - 1000 galleons - because “'I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need them more than usual before long.’” i love harry james potter SO MUCH…he’s only 14 and he’s already seen horrors nobody should have to deal with, he’s being forced to grow up and deal with terrifying shit but he gives away a huge amount of money because he desperately wants to be able to remain happy and keep the wizarding world he loves as happy as humanely possible as well. god. i’m not crying you’re crying

anonymous asked:

Di-did daichi just....just ruN AWAY FROM SUGA WHAT IS HE DOING HE GOT A SMILE AND RUNS NO PUPPY COME BACK. IM LITERALLY CANT WAIT UNTIL U GET THEM TO HAV AN ACTUAL CONVO OR JUST STAY IN THE SAME AREA WITHOUT DAICHI FREAKING OUT LIKE NO JOKE IM WAITING FOR THE DAY. Or suga approaches him one day and then he cant escape that situation. Omg so many thoughts r going through my head atm so tempted to make a fanfic just so i can get them to officially meet (T ^ T)

okay I was planning on aswering asks later but this just made me giggle so much haha ♡  (  ≧▽≦)

 FIRST OF ALL yes please feel free to write about this au! to draw about this au! to cosplay about this au! I WILL EXPLODE of happiness!! //confetti everywhere ҉*\( ‘ω’ )/*҉   

Puppy Daichi is too shy when Kitty Suga is around haha, the problem is that IM SO SLOW AT DRAWING so even tho I want to just draw them together and being all fluffy and cute I also feel the need to draw something before that happens…and it is taking me so long! ヘ(  •̀ゝ•́)ノ┌┛ 彡┻━┻ everytime I think about new update I’m like “yes finally I can include this in the next update!” and when I’m drawing I just realize that it will probably take a few more updates to get to that part of the story…I apologize for making you wait //cries

but yes! they will be together eventually haha! I mean Kitty suga invites Puppy Daichi to a sleepover and they make a blanket fort!