omg he is so hot wow oh my god

Nosebleed - Reaction

Request - Could you do bts reaction to there GF had a nosebleed after seeing there and or naked?? 😂😂It actually happened for me when I saw jiminie 😭I’m not kidding 😂” - Anon 



 

You were sitting on the white silk bed in the middle of your bedroom waiting for your boyfriend to get out of the shower. Looking down at your phone you hear the door open, you look up to see him in only a towel moving to your shared closet. 

 "I’ve decided to change my outfit your gonna have to wait longer whoops"

 But just the sight of him had already made your nose bleed without your knowledge.

 "Y/n?“ 

"Baby my nose is bleeding" 

Originally posted by rapmunstar

 (I love this gif so much omg)

Rap Monster 

"Oh my god baby are you okay did you hurt yourself??!!?!!?


     … oh”

He looks down at himself quickly giving you a wink before moving back to pick a new outfit. 

Originally posted by bwiseoks

 Jin 

“Wow Y/n I know I’m hot but now you’re just flattering me" 

He strikes a pose and blows a kiss at you before running to get you a tissue. 

Originally posted by cyyphr

 Suga

 “How about that, my own little Y/n got a nosebleed just looking at me”

 He leaned in and gave you a kiss, 

"I don’t blame you" 

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Jhope

 He quickly cottons on to what’s happening and moves over to you, rubbing in between your thighs.

 "Mm, you better clean yourself up”

And he went to get dressed. 

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

Jimin

 "Like what you see huh?“ 

He walks over to you, stroking your hair and grabbing it bringing you forward. 

"Clean up quick enough and I’ll give you a prize" 

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

 V

 "Really why? Did you hurt yourself? Are you okay?" 

"No taehyung" 

"You’re not okay! Do you need an ambulance?”

 "NO Tae!“

 "YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT OKAY YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING”

 "ITS BLEEDING BECAUSE YOU’RE HOT" 

“Makes sense" 

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Jungkook

*gets his own nosebleed looking at your nosebleed* 



"Oh no”

anonymous asked:

Ok talking a little more superficial and maybe more.fangirling. what do you think Dany and Jon will have in their mind when they met? Like "OMG he is so handsome.... Stay calm stay calm, you're the queen" 😂.

Hey anon,

Hehehe, nice ask. Totally superficially and given that in the show they are both in their early 20 and in the books they are teenagers in their late teens, I think being superficial is not out of the question. Hormones are real. 

Dany will be thinking, who is this tall drink of water that has just walked through the doors of my throne room? Jorah did not tell me that northerners were this hot. My god, he’s almost as pretty as me. Nice! Now people will leave me alone and stop obsessing about my beauty, they can look at him for a while and so can I. Hmm, look at that sword, I wonder how good of a swordsman he is. Come over here and swing that sword. No! Calm yourself Dany, be regal and cool, you got this. Oh but that man-bunn…

Jon will be thinking, wow, it is so hot in the south how can these people live in this he…OMG, I’ve just died and gone to heaven. I don’t even understand what I’m seeing, how can someone be that beautiful, it can’t be real. Keep it together Jon, keep it together, you’re here on business. But that hair, who has hair like that, it’s like three different heads of hair and it’s so voluminous and lush and shiny, so shiny. And that skin, it’s like porcelain, I wonder if it’s as soft as it looks. Those lips, plump and rosy, did she just lick her lips, does she know I’m looking at them, get your shit together Jon the fate of the world is in your hands. Just look her in the eye and be direct. Damn, her eye…

These two kids are horny, I’ll leave them be now. 

TTFN

apollo so far...
  • me: prolly wont have another lgbt character, one is enough
  • apollo: my greatest love was a dude
  • me: wow ok. but maybe he won't be so into it
  • apollo: ah, my daughter. her father was really hot. yes, my daughter have two daddies. i'm a god. it's possible.
  • me: WHOA WHOA APOLLO CHILL
  • apollo: i want to devour him
  • me: OK. STOP. OMG.
  • apollo: i had like eleven mortal boyfriends i lost count
  • apollo: *winks at all the cute boys*
  • me: OH MY GODS
John And Sherlock: The First Meeting
  • John: *Oh My God, Mike you've done it again! He is so hot! Get yourself noticed!*
  • Sherlock: *Mike always meets the best ones! He is so hot, and he was in the military, hoooot! Get his attention!*
  • Sherlock: Mike, I can't find my phone, can I use yours...
  • Mike: Sorry, I don't-
  • John: HERE USE MINE! HERE COMPLETE STRANGER!
  • John: *john, you so smoooooth! And oh my god his voice!*
  • Sherlock: *oh my god, he is so hawt! Look at his tan, he was wounded in action, he is just wow! IMPRESS HIM! Use the science of seduction!*
  • Sherlock: YOU WERE A SOLDIER! WHERE?!!!
  • John: *omg he is so intelligent! And even more gorgeous up close*
  • Sherlock: *DO NOT LET HIM GET AWAY!*
  • Sherlock: LETS MOVE IN TOGETHER!
How to find out what band member is a girl's favorite
  • She: [reblogs a pic of band member with sweater paws] [tags:] omg cutie
  • She: [reblogs another band member biting his lip] [tags:] wow hot
  • She: [reblogs third band member laughing adorably gif] [tags:] awh baby
  • She: [reblogs her favorite band member just standing there with an expressionless face] [tags:] OH MY GOD FUCK ME HE'S SO HOT I WANT HIM TO THROW ME AGAINST A WALL AND DO NASTY THIGGS TO ME THIS SI TOO MUCH FOR ME TOHANDLE SOMEBTOE STOP HIM WHY IS HE LIEK THSI
  • me: look at how cute seungri is he's such a precious little baby omg
  • me: oh jesus on a bike he's so hot just leave me here to rot i don't want to go on anymore
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM HE'S SO EMBARASSING OH MY GOD THIS WAS A BAD DECISION I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FOUND KPOP GOODBYE EVERYONE IM LEAVING
  • me: wow i love seungri
I'm crying

So I just got finished watching les mis with my sister (who’s never seen it) and lemmie tell you about some of the things she said
• “isn’t that wolverine??? I’m starting to think this is an alternate universe in which the mutants were enslaved”
• “those kids are being dicks to wolverine. What the fuck did he ever do to them?”
• “if wolverine really wanted that silver, couldn’t he just have asked? The bishop was so willing to give it to him”
• “okay but that transition tho”
• “that guys eyes are so blue”
• “WHY DIDNT ANYBODY HELP WOLVERINE???????”
• “wtf. Why did they do the do in a bathtub??? That’s so uncomfortable holy shit”
• “isn’t that bellatrix?”
• “seriously? How many sex scenes does this movie need to have??”
• “of course he drank the piss wine”
• “wolverine is so done with their shit”
• “he just dropped the rope. How the fuck is he gonna get down??”
• “russell crowe gonna fall off that fucking ledge if he don’t get off the edge like that”
• “they let those kids do that???”
• “who the cutie with the bootie?”
• “why is that booby ignoring the hot one?”
• “wait is she from mean girls?? She IS from mean girls”
• “wait so that booby basically just hired the girl who has a crush on him to find the girl who he has a crush on??? And panini isn’t even getting paid??”
• “oh my god they ALL cuties with booties!!!”
• “so are blondie and green waistcoat together??”
• “they’re not together?????”
• “wow look at that sass”
• “why they makin fun of the booby tho?”
• “omg is blondie crying????”
• “conclusion: they’re all gay”
• “why did panini lead the booby to cosette’s housseee??”
• “oh and now I’m gonna cry over this stupid love triangle”
• “why the fuck are there so many people singing at once wtf”
• “so they’re just starting the revolution at this dude’s funeral? How rude”
• “who let the booby ride a horse???”
• “ok but who is that badass using two pistols”
• “russell crowe just tried to nope the fuck out of there”
• “oh shit”
• “NO NOT PANINI”
• “oh sure noooooow the booby realizes that panini loves him”
• “lmao there’s like 10 guns pointed at him”
• “omg green waistcoat tho I just can’t”
• “NO ITS OKAY MR MAN UR KID IS NOT GOING TO DIE”
• “oh hey I kinda ship them”
• “NO NO THIS ISNT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO END”
• “WHY DO ALL MY SHIPS DIE SIDE BY SIDE”
• “mmm watchya sayyyyy”
• “ewwwwwwwwww whyyyyy”
• “I TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO FALL”
• “wow never do close ups on the booby bc he’s ugly af”
• “noooOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
• “WHY IS THIS SO SAD”
• “wolverine bout to give the booby the talk”
• “that’s the best exit song ever”
• “oh wow wolverine looks so gross”
• “so their heaven is a better barricade? Nice”

a few quotes from mum while shes looking through google images at pictures of kiefer sutherland

“we’ve been together for about 30 years now”

“oh i havent seen that photo!!!! ive seen a lot from that holiday but not that one omg”

“oh fuck look how hot he is drinking in speedos in the bushes omg”

“he plays guitar too omg hes perfect”

“thats the pic i have on my wall”

“thats my fb profile picture”

“look there he is vomiting in the back of a cab, aw so cute”

“look at his tattoos oh my god hes so my kind of guy”

me: what does he have tattoos

“oh god yes do you want to see them he has loads he has one with my name on his dick, look see this is a pic of him putting his pants on after we had sex”

“oh wow this is like a smorgasboad”

“haha it says ‘do you want to see me twerk’ haha yes i do”

“i just want one where hes looking straight at me like he wants me”

i should probably stop now but i lov my mum

omg she just pointed to a pic of him when he was yougn and went “thats what he looked like when we fell in love, he had long hair”

bye

So much awesome Dean porn...

WARNING– This post contains so much hotness you may catch on fire, become extremely aroused and or horny, you may have a seizure, stroke, or heart attack. Do not view if you have heart problems, or if you have some sort of brain problem and do not like Jensen Ackles (wtf?) You have been warned.

LOOK AT THAT FINE ASS HOT SEXY MF ^^^

God when he bites his lip…..

….and that jaw line…the scruff (KILLING ME!!!!!!!!)

oh shit the eye crinkles…

ASS SHOT!!! LOOK at that jfc help me

here’s another one omfg

That eye brow thing he does…omg and his hair why is this man so fucking perfect? I can’t take it….

Those eyes…his mouth..his face…(everything) so perfect

WTF are they trying to do with this lip porn?????

Oh god this next one…holy wow I mean…the thoughts running through my head..the things this show is doing to me…this man is going to be the death of me I swear

Thanks Misha you bastard…he knows exactly what these close ups are doing to us (I bet he got off on them too lol…)

oh let’s do another shot of him sucking on a fucking bottle…

oh god the last person that looked at me like that..I got laid

His eye lashes are so perfect too (let’s just make this easier and say every single cell in Jensen and everything about him is perfect)

THIS….so hot. He makes everything look incredibly hot but this was awesome

Really hot watching Dean play pool, lots of bending over and just pure sex, so hot

Look at that profile omg so hot..I love this

The hand porn..my god

ANOTHER hand porn shot

oh let’s add some hand porn and zoom into it for a few frames…

this is just….this whole bar scene literally had me going freaking crazy (wanting to lick and hump the tv lol)

I know I am kind of going crazy lately but it is all this man’s fault…

Just SO fucking perfect. I want one, can’t someone clone him and then everyone will have their own perfect man ( I also want a Misha and Jared clone)