omg he is so hot wow oh my god

apollo so far...
  • me: prolly wont have another lgbt character, one is enough
  • apollo: my greatest love was a dude
  • me: wow ok. but maybe he won't be so into it
  • apollo: ah, my daughter. her father was really hot. yes, my daughter have two daddies. i'm a god. it's possible.
  • me: WHOA WHOA APOLLO CHILL
  • apollo: i want to devour him
  • me: OK. STOP. OMG.
  • apollo: i had like eleven mortal boyfriends i lost count
  • apollo: *winks at all the cute boys*
  • me: OH MY GODS
John And Sherlock: The First Meeting
  • John: *Oh My God, Mike you've done it again! He is so hot! Get yourself noticed!*
  • Sherlock: *Mike always meets the best ones! He is so hot, and he was in the military, hoooot! Get his attention!*
  • Sherlock: Mike, I can't find my phone, can I use yours...
  • Mike: Sorry, I don't-
  • John: HERE USE MINE! HERE COMPLETE STRANGER!
  • John: *john, you so smoooooth! And oh my god his voice!*
  • Sherlock: *oh my god, he is so hawt! Look at his tan, he was wounded in action, he is just wow! IMPRESS HIM! Use the science of seduction!*
  • Sherlock: YOU WERE A SOLDIER! WHERE?!!!
  • John: *omg he is so intelligent! And even more gorgeous up close*
  • Sherlock: *DO NOT LET HIM GET AWAY!*
  • Sherlock: LETS MOVE IN TOGETHER!
How to find out what band member is a girl's favorite
  • She: [reblogs a pic of band member with sweater paws] [tags:] omg cutie
  • She: [reblogs another band member biting his lip] [tags:] wow hot
  • She: [reblogs third band member laughing adorably gif] [tags:] awh baby
  • She: [reblogs her favorite band member just standing there with an expressionless face] [tags:] OH MY GOD FUCK ME HE'S SO HOT I WANT HIM TO THROW ME AGAINST A WALL AND DO NASTY THIGGS TO ME THIS SI TOO MUCH FOR ME TOHANDLE SOMEBTOE STOP HIM WHY IS HE LIEK THSI
  • me: look at how cute seungri is he's such a precious little baby omg
  • me: oh jesus on a bike he's so hot just leave me here to rot i don't want to go on anymore
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM HE'S SO EMBARASSING OH MY GOD THIS WAS A BAD DECISION I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FOUND KPOP GOODBYE EVERYONE IM LEAVING
  • me: wow i love seungri
I'm crying

So I just got finished watching les mis with my sister (who’s never seen it) and lemmie tell you about some of the things she said
• “isn’t that wolverine??? I’m starting to think this is an alternate universe in which the mutants were enslaved”
• “those kids are being dicks to wolverine. What the fuck did he ever do to them?”
• “if wolverine really wanted that silver, couldn’t he just have asked? The bishop was so willing to give it to him”
• “okay but that transition tho”
• “that guys eyes are so blue”
• “WHY DIDNT ANYBODY HELP WOLVERINE???????”
• “wtf. Why did they do the do in a bathtub??? That’s so uncomfortable holy shit”
• “isn’t that bellatrix?”
• “seriously? How many sex scenes does this movie need to have??”
• “of course he drank the piss wine”
• “wolverine is so done with their shit”
• “he just dropped the rope. How the fuck is he gonna get down??”
• “russell crowe gonna fall off that fucking ledge if he don’t get off the edge like that”
• “they let those kids do that???”
• “who the cutie with the bootie?”
• “why is that booby ignoring the hot one?”
• “wait is she from mean girls?? She IS from mean girls”
• “wait so that booby basically just hired the girl who has a crush on him to find the girl who he has a crush on??? And panini isn’t even getting paid??”
• “oh my god they ALL cuties with booties!!!”
• “so are blondie and green waistcoat together??”
• “they’re not together?????”
• “wow look at that sass”
• “why they makin fun of the booby tho?”
• “omg is blondie crying????”
• “conclusion: they’re all gay”
• “why did panini lead the booby to cosette’s housseee??”
• “oh and now I’m gonna cry over this stupid love triangle”
• “why the fuck are there so many people singing at once wtf”
• “so they’re just starting the revolution at this dude’s funeral? How rude”
• “who let the booby ride a horse???”
• “ok but who is that badass using two pistols”
• “russell crowe just tried to nope the fuck out of there”
• “oh shit”
• “NO NOT PANINI”
• “oh sure noooooow the booby realizes that panini loves him”
• “lmao there’s like 10 guns pointed at him”
• “omg green waistcoat tho I just can’t”
• “NO ITS OKAY MR MAN UR KID IS NOT GOING TO DIE”
• “oh hey I kinda ship them”
• “NO NO THIS ISNT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO END”
• “WHY DO ALL MY SHIPS DIE SIDE BY SIDE”
• “mmm watchya sayyyyy”
• “ewwwwwwwwww whyyyyy”
• “I TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO FALL”
• “wow never do close ups on the booby bc he’s ugly af”
• “noooOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
• “WHY IS THIS SO SAD”
• “wolverine bout to give the booby the talk”
• “that’s the best exit song ever”
• “oh wow wolverine looks so gross”
• “so their heaven is a better barricade? Nice”

a few quotes from mum while shes looking through google images at pictures of kiefer sutherland

“we’ve been together for about 30 years now”

“oh i havent seen that photo!!!! ive seen a lot from that holiday but not that one omg”

“oh fuck look how hot he is drinking in speedos in the bushes omg”

“he plays guitar too omg hes perfect”

“thats the pic i have on my wall”

“thats my fb profile picture”

“look there he is vomiting in the back of a cab, aw so cute”

“look at his tattoos oh my god hes so my kind of guy”

me: what does he have tattoos

“oh god yes do you want to see them he has loads he has one with my name on his dick, look see this is a pic of him putting his pants on after we had sex”

“oh wow this is like a smorgasboad”

“haha it says ‘do you want to see me twerk’ haha yes i do”

“i just want one where hes looking straight at me like he wants me”

i should probably stop now but i lov my mum

omg she just pointed to a pic of him when he was yougn and went “thats what he looked like when we fell in love, he had long hair”

bye

at the cinema
  • *Noah trailer*
  • Me: (Don't scream)
  • Me: (omg it's Logan Lerman)
  • Me: (He's so cute yaaassssss)
  • Me: (Is that Emma Watson? wow hiiiiiiiii)
  • Me: (she's so pretty)
  • *The Maze Runner trailer*
  • Me: (Oh my god I know this trailer)
  • Me: (It's Dylaaaaaaaan)
  • Me: (hotness)
  • Me: (stop)
  • Me: (I'm gonna fangirl any moment now)
  • Me: *covers mouth*
  • Me: (don't you dare scream bitch)
  • *the katniss whistle*
  • Me: (omg is that?)
  • Me: (Mockingjay Part 1 holy shit)
  • Me: (coming soon??? but what about the trailer)
  • Me: (Where is the trailer)
  • Me: (oh well)
  • *Tfios finally starts*
  • Me: (here it goes)
  • Me: (don't cry)
  • Me: (bitch it's not even chapter 21)
  • Me: (oh my god)
  • Me: (why am I crying)
  • Me: (it's not even at the middle yet)