omg he is so hot wow oh my god

apollo so far...
  • me: prolly wont have another lgbt character, one is enough
  • apollo: my greatest love was a dude
  • me: wow ok. but maybe he won't be so into it
  • apollo: ah, my daughter. her father was really hot. yes, my daughter have two daddies. i'm a god. it's possible.
  • me: WHOA WHOA APOLLO CHILL
  • apollo: i want to devour him
  • me: OK. STOP. OMG.
  • apollo: i had like eleven mortal boyfriends i lost count
  • apollo: *winks at all the cute boys*
  • me: OH MY GODS
John And Sherlock: The First Meeting
  • John: *Oh My God, Mike you've done it again! He is so hot! Get yourself noticed!*
  • Sherlock: *Mike always meets the best ones! He is so hot, and he was in the military, hoooot! Get his attention!*
  • Sherlock: Mike, I can't find my phone, can I use yours...
  • Mike: Sorry, I don't-
  • John: HERE USE MINE! HERE COMPLETE STRANGER!
  • John: *john, you so smoooooth! And oh my god his voice!*
  • Sherlock: *oh my god, he is so hawt! Look at his tan, he was wounded in action, he is just wow! IMPRESS HIM! Use the science of seduction!*
  • Sherlock: YOU WERE A SOLDIER! WHERE?!!!
  • John: *omg he is so intelligent! And even more gorgeous up close*
  • Sherlock: *DO NOT LET HIM GET AWAY!*
  • Sherlock: LETS MOVE IN TOGETHER!