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Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

Dead cold hands.

HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE! 1.8K FOLLOWERS!!! 😄🎉🎈❤️

Thank you so much, guys! I love you!! Not only am I thankful for liking, reblogging and of course the friendships, but also the support I’ve had through my worse days. It really means the world to me that you care. I honestly love you so much! <3 I still don’t know why so many of you follow me and how on Earth I reached this milestone but I’m so happy and grateful! ^-^

I’m gonna just shoutout some of you guys that I love and appreciate! I would tag all of you but that would take forever and it would be a really long post haha XD so if you’re not mentioned here, I still love and appreciate you! ❤️ Okay, here comes the big list :P

@thebluepikachu135 @lyssadee @jacksepticeyegifs @jacksepticeyetrashblog @kodimint @septiccommunity @neko-puff @trulymightypotato @hogwartsishome12 @britt-stone @youtubeswarriors @sparklesepticeye @blogger-says-what @septiplierawayxx @quiet-viola @ughmarkiplier @whovian1077 @craaaaaaaanky-creeew @dark-markiplier @angstphilosophy @pink-lemonade-blueberry-dragons @jacksepticishoulddie @ju5tacr3at0r @mihcael5sos @thisnekoisalynx @aprofessorbhaer @everythingbutthekitchen-oh @emeralddoesthings @sparkle-doggo @glitchymichi @smilesean @candylani17 @inkeddagger @supertimewizard @pikmin3girl @jack-septic-why @mcboss01 @therealechoplier @madiesunny @anna-ik-e @annalovesjacksepticeye @septiceyespeed @booperdoopererryday @theyoutubersart @antiisepticeye @sunnyhedgie @layne5272 @sansisnotonfire @chancere @puk128 @lum1natrix @septicplays @hetaliagirl15 @septic-vader @dragons-armors @xskeletonflowerx @geekygirl0816 @youtubesepticgirl @markseptic @martziplier98 @museiplier-the-whovian-pony @monkeybro277 @backtozain @jackaboy-fan-base @jackarooniemarkimoo @jackaboyandmarkimoo @xsepticsoul @shinnomew @brytespark @smol-happy-bean-jse @sam-septic-girl @achuisle @bossninja1 @finish909 @katielovesyoutubers35 @keskronwolf @thedarkshadowwolf @fluffyjacksepticeye @mightybread @honeydewhurricane @septic-eye-reigns @sarabruni79 @phanseptiic @zedcheerfulpineapple @pinkiainfinity57477 @markired @theamazingcbear @theamazingdancerisnotonfire @iibooperdooperii @magicmadiplier @potatoderp101 @imapantsu @bellascooby24 @sketchy-sammy-skelenerd @famceme @puddlejumpingx @atomicalpaca @xxsepticbossxx @johanna-hoods @torakumahiroshi @allieplier16 @hellishcrescendo @moreidcmlover @thatyoutuberfan2000 @rachelisafanpie @jackaboyandmarkiplier @newt-the-gluea5 @capriciousmunchies @glassy-colors @a-bad-poem @foximon @moxleyminion @yesantiplier @duckingfandomss @peachesthecutecat @septicuniverse @septicjacks @markiplier-and-jacksepticeye-fan @subbydingdan @sarcasm-gurl @epicemmag @shadowunicornofthenight @goddamn-highnotes @jeanmarie504 @peyhag @wisenightmarewasteland @miraculousmultifan @mikaylaseptic1 @emilyofmanyfandoms @louisesepticplier @delightful-jackaboy @jaydedjen110 @guyshowdoimakeausername @hufflepufftrax @tv-marathons-and-hot-chocolate @multiplestrongminds @light-up-heelies @jack-and-mark-fan113 @memyselfandwifi @musicgirlindiana @victoria-saenz @bearphan15 @heyitsmejuliamarie @shaynainshambles @autumn-feels @gamingdemon666 @multi-fandom-chick @5secondsofsepticeye @septic101 @ithunderstorm @buuper-duuper @irishbabay @divadonadance1 @offbrand-jacksepticeye @im-jacks-nerd @a-b-c-tjuh @you-were-an-island-to-discover @riverlakepondstream @hello-its-sky @kwolf911 @nenyathecat @probably-badgers @jacktrashno1 @heartfelt-smiles @lindsayariel @wiishuseyeliner @raptormobile @lostqueenambrose @notsosepticeye @atrashylifeforme @potatobuddy @jack-isms @jacksepticeyequotes @jacksepticeye-confesssions @folie-a-septicbox @tiny-septic-box-sam  @limbofine @lissachan504 @sugarwitchlove-deactivated20161 @nawtson-deactivated20170209 @sup-its-farmgirl200 @phoenixbluemusic @irrreversibility @shima-fam <== not in any particular order by the way! I love you all so much, even if you’re not mentioned in this post! You’re all awesome ❤️❤️❤️

anonymous asked:

why is a youtbuer au so sad????????????,,

[this au is sad bc mod starry and i have way too many sad hcs and we enjoy suffering from our own angst,, iT’LL BECOME FLUFF SOON I SWEAR,, just have faith and patience in us,, lmao

also this is a scribble i was sending to starry over skype?? which sorta doesn’t make sense without context buT LMAO- i just wanted to post smth a lil more mild/humorus bc of how much angst there is on here,, yikes]

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Omg Guys Thank You So Much For Over 1,000 Followers On THIS blog, I’d Never Thought It Would Happen, Anyways I’m So Sorry I Haven’t Posted In A While So Here’s One Of My Favorite Funny Moments From Supernatural ❤️❤️

Hello everyone! My blog is almost 2 years old and I met more friends along the way which made my tumblr life more colorful (^_^). To all my wonderful followers especially new mutuals, thank you all so much for sticking with me and my blog until now! You guys are amazing! I don’t deserve you guys and I can’t thank you all enough! I never thought I would reach this far, a new milestone… 2k is a lot for me and therefore, I will keep running this blog and my other sideblogs for as long as I can! Thank you also for those who looks up, appreciate and compliment my edits, your words means a lot to me you have no idea! It boosts my confidence and motivates me to do more and improve along the way! ≧◡≦

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ReUnited Love After 100 Years [Rough Draft] (for my followers!! I have reached over 100 followers!)

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by me, Nathalie Michelle L. (AKA Michie) @xxhinaangelxx

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…I think my brain broke 😲. I have reached passed 100 followers!!?? 😲😲😲 When did this happen?! I think you guys broke me… (😂😂😂)

Goodness gracious, you guys are amazing!! 😆💖💖💖 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much everyone!! *gives everyone a big hug* You guys are such sweethearts 😭💗💕💕💕!

As thanks I have given you all a small little comic! I wanted to give you guys something new. I think while I was thinking of you guys for your “Thank You Present”, this little comic came to me and it was easy to sketch it out! I’ll be sure to redraw this since this is merely a rough draft of it 😊🌺. Thank you again to many of you amazing people! I could feel the love guys 😭😂💗💗💗! Hope you all enjoy and anticipate for my finished version!

— doodles

// 170806 //
With Year 12 just around the corner, leadership roles are being put out there for us to consider and I’m still debating about which role to apply for… a few of my friends are suggesting I go big and apply for College Co-Captain but that’s so much responsibility? Like? Ah? I want to, don’t get me wrong, I’m just get super nervous when it comes to talking in front of large crowds and the role is basically talking in front of large crowds 24/7 (well, not really, but you get the idea). Ah well, whatever goes down (*cough* it does down down baby cough*) is what I’ll have to live with, I guess.
>> Week rating 8/10

Father

“Where’s Malfoy?” The vacant spot next to professor Sinistra immediately caught his eye. Usually he was greeted every morning with a “Late for breakfast again now, are we? You know you could just set an alarm for once like a normal person.” And Harry would respond with something among the lines of “I’m not a normal person, I’m the chosen one.” Then Malfoy would roll his eyes while Harry did a dramatic hair flip.

He always loved seeing Malfoy struggle to suppress a smile every time he did that, and had gotten quite accustomed to their morning ritual.

“Called in sick this morning. Migraine I believe.” Answered professor Mcgonagall.

“Odd. I don’t believe he’s ever been sick since he started working here.” Professor Sinistra looked a bit worried.

“Shouldn’t someone go check on him?”

“Yes, excellent idea Harry. Why don’t you go bring our favorite Slytherin a nice cup of tea? Maybe mention you still haven’t bought an alarm clock while you’re at it.” Neville always made comments like these and Harry still didn’t know why. He and Malfoy seemed to get along just fine but as soon as Harry suggested Neville should go to him to run an errand or something he always sent Harry instead.

“Uhm, well I don’t think I’ll bother him with my non existing shopping habits but I’ll go and have a look. If someone could cover the first couple of minutes of my second years…?”

“Yes of course Harry.” Sounded the answer from Neville, professor Mcgonagall and Flitwick, who exchanged some knowing looks with each other.

“Right then… I’ll go pay him a visit…” Harry gave his colleagues a strange look.

“You go do that Potter.”

“A task right up your alley.”

“Remember to be safe!” Called Neville after him. Sometimes Harry didn’t really get his co-workers. After giving them another questioning look Harry walked off towards the dungeons. It was too early to deal with their weird behaviour.


“Malfoy? Malfoy are you in there?” Harry got no response, but when he pressed his ear to the door he could hear heavy, irregular breathing. Someone was in there at least, and if it wasn’t Malfoy then Harry had to chase the intruder out. And if it was Malfoy then he might be in dire need of help since he didn’t answer.

He decided to open the door.

“Malfoy? Are you in here? I brought tea… “ Harry looked around in the room. It didn’t look like Malfoy was suffering from migraine. The torches on the sides of the walls were burning brightly and illuminated a true mess of a room. Clothes, books, quills and a couple of empty wine bottles decorated the floor.

“Malfoy?” The blond man sat on the middle of his king-sized bed on the far end of the room. He was hugging his knees, and stared out of the window looking out into the great lake. He didn’t respond.

Harry took some tentative steps towards the bed, careful not to trod on anything. “Are you alright? Minerva said…”

His words got stuck in his throat. The closer he got the more he saw. Malfoy was clutching a ministry letter in his hands, the date above the writing told Harry it had arrived the day before. But what shook him the most was that Malfoy was crying.

Silent tears were running down his face, showing no sign of stopping any time soon.

“What happened?” Harry put down the steaming mug of tea on the nightstand, shocked. The last time he’d seen Malfoy cry was during sixth year in the bathroom, just before he cocked everything up by nearly murdering him.

Something bad must have happened. Something really bad.

“What’s wrong?” His voice was barely above a whisper. He felt nerves pool in his gut waiting for the answer.

What could have upset Malfoy so much? What on earth could possibly have the power to break the man who even after the war and the trials hadn’t been broken. The man who had turned Slytherin from a mouldy and disgusting mess into a proud and fierce house again. The man who had been so strong that even Ron had started to admire his character, though he would never admit it.

“He’s reopening his case. He’s blaming everything on me. Everything.” Malfoy drew a couple of shaky breaths. He looked like he could pass out any moment.

Harry suddenly felt his insides turn to ice. It had been ten years since the trials. Ten years. That meant convicts could now ask for a do-over of their case.

He pried the ministry letter from Malfoy’s cramped up hands and read. His frozen insides fell out. Lucius Malfoy was pleading not-guilty, on the grounds that his son had forced him to join Voldemort’s ranks. His own son. He was blaming everything on his own son.

“I won’t let them do this to you. I won’t let them force you to re-live everything, I won’t.” Harry crumbled up the letter in his shaking hands. He wanted to punch something, or floo to the ministry and tell them exactly why this was not happening, or…

“Please leave.” Sniffled Malfoy. “I need to be alone right now.” It broke Harry’s heart that the man thought Harry could leave him alone when he was in such a high state of distress. If ever there had been a moment when Malfoy should not be alone, it was now.

Malfoy tried to wipe the tears from his eyes, tried to recompose himself. Harry caught his hands. “Don’t. Don’t do that. He betrayed you. He is your father and he betrayed you. You’re allowed to be upset.”

“I’m not, Potter.” He tried to free his hands while avoiding Harry’s gaze. “I’m fucking not, I should have been in class ten minutes ago. I can’t… “

“You can. Fuck you Malfoy, for thinking that you don’t even deserve to be upset about this.” Malfoy tried to pull his hands free again, and this time Harry pulled back. Without much resistance Malfoy fell towards Harry, who let go of his hands and wrapped him into a hug.

“Shove it Malfoy.” He kicked off his shoes and sat down on the bed, holding Malfoy tightly wrapped in his arms. “I’m not going anywhere.”

Malfoy didn’t protest anymore, suddenly he felt all of his energy drain away. He’d barely survived the first trials, repeating everything… It was too much to ask. He didn’t even have the energy to feel ashamed for crying in front of his former rival, his current crush.

He caved and he caved hard. “He is my dad.” Malfoy buried his head in the crook of Harry’s neck, his voice broken by tears. “What kind of monster do you have to be, in order to make your own father hate you?”


So I thought it might be fun to write a piece of this story every time I hit a memorable number of followers, in this case that’s 250. Is that a good idea not? Please tell me I have zero judgement skills.

I have reached 350 followers! Omg thank you guys! You can now you can read part two here

for 400 followers part 3 is here!

If you want more parts then you can follow me!

Thank you guys so much for 500 followers!! 

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Have some baby versions of the OWL and MONKEY that we all love. 

I originally thought at first squeaker lui was some little brother of lui (a lil kid who is way more cooler than i am in real life) 

But then In a long period of time, it was him all along doing his voice in high pitch, It’s so cool!

Take it from me who always wanted to voice act.

Singing-Related Headcanons.

A special request from a friend ( StardewShindigs you should totally check them out~~ ) and also a celebration post!! (This blog hit 100 followers over night???? oh my goodness!!) Here is a long post that was a h*ck of a lot of fun to write! (I also didn’t know what to call this, the original title was “What Type of Singer is Your Spouse” but it kind of derailed so C: Here we go!)

Bachelors!!

- Alex - Alex doesn’t find himself singing too often, but if he gets a song stuck in his head he’ll start humming the tune and humming for him will almost always lead to him singing. While it’s mostly adorable- it can get a little repetitive, especially depending on the song.
- Elliott - Hoo-boy this fella can SING. He’s got a very strong and fairly deep voice for singing dramatic songs, but really he rocks practically all genres. I bet he hums a lot of songs most of the time, but humming can easily lead to singing in a matter of seconds; especially if his s/o joins in!
- Harvey - Harvey is very shy when it comes to singing, but he has a lot of cute, upbeat tunes in his head that he likes to quietly sing to himself while he does other things - typically while toying with his model planes. His voice might not be seen publicly as ‘great’ but honestly it isn’t bad; He’s got a very cute voice, just little practice with it.
- Sam - He’s a very energetic singer and loves to do it with a passion, and loves getting his s/o to sing with him! It’s just no secret for Sam to enjoy singing, but I bet you his guilty pleasure is singing Avril Lavigne songs. He probably gets really into it too, with energetic hip-swaying and such to follow.
- Sebastian - Sebastian doesn’t really like singing, and will very rarely do it, but every now and then you may catch him singing very quietly (and it’s usually to help his child(ren) get to sleep~) and he has one of the most soothing voices out there.
- Shane - Honestly if you can get this fella to sing you must have some kind of other worldly power; the only person who can get him to sing at all is typically Jas+him already being in a good mood. The times that this has happened though, you can bet Jas got him to sing parts of Disney songs with her.

Bachelorettes!!

- Abigail - It’s pretty rare for Abigail to sing when people are around, however it is definitely a habit of hers when she knows no one is going to hear. The few times she has sang with other people around was when she and Sam were super caffeinated and he got her to do silly duet songs with him. Sebastian definitely recorded it much to her disliking lol.
- Emily - If this girl could sing and dance everywhere she would, she’s super energetic and sings all types songs- sometimes not even songs but just makes up rhymes for what she’s currently doing, turning them into little tunes!
- Haley - Haley, like her sister, does like to sing too, but she’s much less practiced on it and though she has a voice for higher notes, it’s hard for her to hit them. However, her voice is so sweet she fits the ‘singing princess’ category perfectly in movies and shows! Hearing her sing quietly to her children is an absolutely heart warming scene.
- Leah - She doesn’t straight up sing too often but she does love humming while she works, and typically (After marriage, as her cabin doesn’t have one) will have a radio playing quietly in the background while she does her work. The cutest thing is to come across her while she’s searching for berries and such for her salads, hearing her hum while she does it!
- Maru - While she is like Leah and typically only sings or hums while working, she has a very pretty voice for singing. She, like Sebastian, can be a little shy about singing for people though, but she takes a lot less persuasion than her brother would. Just imagine her tinkering with a robot and singing a little song omg.
- Penny - This girl, loves, singing. She’s practically the shyest out of everyone- maybe just with Sebastian being a little bit more than her. But her voice; it is the sweetest thing ever! Vincent and Jas have both definitely asked her to sing during their school hours before, and if you ever bring it up she will get super flustered. But maybe, she’ll sing for you sometime~ C:

🎉 | Nunchiwrites 1000 Followers | Appreciation Post | 🎉

Wow… I’m not good with words you guys, but suffice to say that I never in a million years expected to make it to one freaking thousand followers… I’m-… You guys just deserve the world, genuinely. So, without further ado, here are some (if not all?) the people I would like to personally thank. They are the ones who deserve the credit for allowing this little derp blog to come so far. I’m sorry if this is a little rushed! If I could I would spent hours on this, but I have to pack soon ;~; Just know that I could never put into words how my heart is overcome with joy whenever I interact with you all~

Originally posted by wongearng

A quick shoutout to my Shy, Tough, Octopus, Bunny, Clover, and Sekai Anons, as well as everyone who has ever sent me an encouraging anon message in the past!!


Beautiful Authors/Artists

That I look up to on a daily basis and love, as well as fangirl over miscellaneous talented works

| @baekhyuns-abs | @besternatexo | @chanyeolspout | @dream-exo-fantasy | @fairyscribbles |

|  @forexcapism | @kimjongdaely | @kpoppantydrop | @onlylovekpop | @pabosontheloose

@pandabearlikes | @pebble-xo | @writings-by-cl | @xiustories | @xiuminsm

@exosmutxoxo | @lovesehunright | @soowritings | @gwaenchanhajagiya | @oh-beyond

@yeol-stole-my-soul | @mini-minhyuk | @writing-bout-you | @musicoverlove | @exosmuttytalk

@ask-kimseokjin | @btsxexoxtrash | @oh-so-scenarios | @xiumin-on-this-shit | @rolliepollieyeolie

@kollectionn | @infiressi | @kpoppsluff | @sountouchableman | @exo-smut

@daewritings | @yehet-sebooty-ohorat | @pixelbyun@kaori-yuki-chan | @the-porcelain-doll-xo | @kittcatdoesartstuff | @sooberri


Amazing Readers And Friends

The people I owe the credit of 1k to; the ones who took one look at my trash and said “Yes, I need more of this.” (For a reason I have yet to grasp)

|  @mashirokuma | @melyyexo | @elvencantation | @minimilkiway | @empress-chianti | @aleaexo | @fangirl-aka-maniac | @seattleite—exo-l

@princess-ellaxo | @lxrixna | @pcy-cupid-me | @night-n-sky | @lexy4020 | @chanyeolsabs | @chibijk | @baekhyunslightsaber | @vinnythecorgi |

@rivaereforlife | @fillmybrokenheart | @seattleite—exo-l | @markmeevil | @nevertoomanystuffedanimals | @mariomarsmari | @wildd-dreamerr |

@rogue-writer14 | @thenight-can-bedeadly | @vivianhuynh77 | @didiknowyou | @yeollieollie | @xarmytrashx | @li-forshort |

@cuestory | @misstakenbyme-1134 | @ohmanholychimchim | @hyamori | @k-reativewriting | @eluquence | @taemins-dolphin

@alwaysinfoodmood | @lottotrash | @tousdae | @li-forshort | @sebootyforlife@got-7bangtan-boys | @paark-haaraa | @lottotrash



I apologize if I listed anyone twice, or not at all, and if I didn’t PLEASE LET ME KNOW I WILL GIVE YOU LOVE AND CHOCOLATE AND HEARTS AND FLOWERS TO MAKE UP FOR IT OKAY??

But in all seriousness, I don’t take a single one of you amazing people for granted.

I couldn’t have asked for a better stay here on tumblr thus far, and it’s my hope is to keep this blog running for as long as I have fingers to type and an active brain to think. Here’s to more jokes, memories, tears, laughs, and a butt ton of drama-filled chapters~


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