omg does this make sense or

Steve Trevor is definitely trans hear me out

- I’m going through this scene by scene y’all get ready

- Kay so, when diana rescues him he’s immediately anxious when she asks him “You’re a man…?” I could almost taste the “oh god am I suddenly not passing??” fear in his eyes

- He doesn’t say something like “of course I am” or “yes haven’t you ever seen a man??” instead he goes straight for “Yeah, uhm…don’t I look like one?” this is not something a cis man worries about

- Side note: if y’all come at me with “oh he says steve is his name when they use the lasso of truth on him so he must be cis” l i s ten his name is steve. Why would he answer that question any other way? Also, I’d like to note, in the comics when Batman was asked the same question while holding the lasso of truth, he answered with Batman, not Bruce Wayne. The lasso makes you answer what YOU believe is the truth. Steve’s deadname isn’t his “true name” steve trevor is obv

- Consider: we know there were LOTS of women who cross-dressed in wwI in order to fight. What if that’s what steve did to join the military when he was much younger, but then he realized oh…maybe there’s more here going on than I thought

- HRT became available after WWII largely due to this guy, and in this superhero universe of Scientific Inaccuracies and Magical Goddesses Made From Clay, it’s not entirely implausible that HRT couldn’t have become available a few decades earlier in some capacity (alan hart is amazing, please read more about him)

- Okay, the bathroom scene: Steve panics at first when diana walks in on him, because he’s like SHIT CANT REVEAL MY WEIRD JUNK but when its clear shes not going to be weird about it, he stops trying to hide

- diana specifically says “are you considered average for your sex” not gender. And we know from later during the scene on the boat that she must know the difference, because she read the 12 volume collection on genitals and what you can do with them

- So diana’s like “well that’s not what I was expecting at all” and what she says is basically the more subtle, educated way of saying: dude why don’t you have a penis and balls

- And when steve answers above average, he’s basically saying “yeah, im trans, go me, deal with it”

- Just saying, him being trans makes this entire interaction and every one after that where steve is trying to explain western gender norms to diana significantly more hilarious

- Moving on: the boat. Diana asks about marriage and Steve answers two people go in front of a judge etc etc. then when she asks why they get married, even if they’re unhappy, steve says he doesn’t know. Marriage is as mystifying to him as it is to her. If that isn’t queer then idk what queer is

- The “this confuses me just as much as it does you” look on his face throughout this entire interaction

- His interest in her books about sex: as a trans man in an age when sex for the pleasure of vagina owners was basically unheard of/considered sinful, of course he’s interested

- The soft “no” when she says the books ultimately say men are unnecessary for pleasure; no as in utter disbelief, more like “no way can I read this??” than “no omg sex needs a penis and a vagina what are you talking about”

- Lastly: it makes SO much sense for steve to become a spy. Trans people are excellent liars. They have to be in order to survive. Steve obv would have made it through his entire military service without letting on that he was trans, so he knows he’s totally capable of lying his way into german high command

- This has so much fanfic potential, I am dying

- Go forth and write all the fanfic about diana teaching steve the secrets of her 12 volumes about sex

The possibility of Otayuri becoming canon

So in this post-Welcome to the Madness daze and with the information that has been released today, I would like to do some speculation about the character dynamic between Yurio and Otabek and the possible implications for this ship to become canon. I have already written a bit about this in a comment to another post here, but I would like to elaborate.

Again, this is just me throwing around ideas, with a good dose of wishful thinking.

-          Otabek enters the story quite late as a character. He is there from the beginning but we only get to see him interact with the others from episode 10 onwards. The focal point becomes what his relation is to Yuri. He whisks him away on his motorcycle, takes him to one of the most beautiful vistas in the city and then casually drops how he has admired him for the past five years. Then he offers Yuri his friendship, which has apparently never occurred in Yuri’s life before, they go for a coffee and Mari is stunned to see Yuri normally interact with another human being for a change. It’s up to you to ignore any fond gazes during this scene. What’s worth mentioning is that Yuri seems kind of perplexed by this whole thing. The “eyes of a soldier” line gets to him, because it is probably the first time someone sees him for who he wants to be.

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anonymous asked:

Lance,,,being insecure,,,,and the team helping,,,in subtle ways,,,in my,,,aesthetic,,,

anon,,,you get me,,,,

  • lance has no confidence in himself, thats a fact
  • but he hides it pretty well, all the jokes and bravado keep people off his tail
  • and the trick behind all that is that lance is observant.
    • like scarily so
  • so imagine when missions start to go wrong and lance does something behind everyones back that gets them back on track
  • or when they’re having team meetings, he wil mention something thats really off hand that no one really thinks about till later because omg it makes so much sense. and im talking wayyy later, to the point wehre its not relevant anymore
  • but its doesnt stop there
  • sometimes pidge will be sleeping in an odd place and lance will bring her a blanket so she doesnt get cold
    • he also saves the stuff on her laptop and turns it off or idles it for later
  • hunk will misplace something in the kitchen and lance sometimes walks in and ‘magically’ finds it for him
    • lance just knows where everything is
  • when coran is doing maintenance on the castle, lance likes to appear and give him a helping hand
  • shiro has a hard time sleeping and lance found a soothing body wash for shiro specifically that helps him calm down some, enough to sleep more than he does
    • (you cant tell me that lance doesnt know where all the cosmetic stuff is in the castle, the boy has a nose for it i swear)
  • keith is the training room gremlin and when kes been at it too much, lance will come in and basically screw up keiths groove enough to get him out of there
    • usually takes 3 or 4 challenges before keith has had enough and storms out
    • lance’s feelings arent hurt by it, he just wants keith to take care of himself ok?
  • allura can work herself to the bone too so when shes in the control room, lance likes to come by and start talking about earth
    • the similarities draw allura out of her head and start to open up to lance about altea
    • and by the end of the convo, allura is yawning and lance tells her to go to bed. works like a charm
  • and i like to think it takes a really long time for anyone to realize that lance has been keeping them together this whole time
  • like when conversations get to heated, he will make a joke at his expense and it diffuses the situation
  • or he will say just the right thing to kickstart a really great plan
    • all the while not taking any credit for it
  • like my dudes, lance cares so fucking much and no one notices, but hes completely okay with it since the team is all together and he can see his own family in them
  • he doesnt want to lose that
  • so he sticks to being the Middle Child™ and accepts being looked over as long as team voltron is together
Hufflepuff and Slytherin Texting
  • Hufflepuff: So I'm playing that Words with Friends game thing and it's telling me that "diehole" isn't a word?!
  • Slytherin: ??
  • Hufflepuff: WHY ISN'T DIEHOLE A WORD
  • Hufflepuff: IT SHOULD BE
  • Slytherin: Oml
  • Slytherin: Lmao I fucking love you, Huff.
  • Hufflepuff: When I die my casket will go in a diehole
  • Hufflepuff: IT MAKES SENSE
  • Slytherin: It actually does omg
  • Hufflepuff: #MakeDieholeAWord2k17
  • Slytherin: Jfc

Coran: What must it be like? He’s lost out there. He probably thinks he’s all alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?

Keith: I wonder what he’s thinking right now…

(Somewhere else)

Shiro: How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

3.0 | a good way (theater au! joshua)

you would be best friends, always.  nothing would ever come between the two of you, right?

wc. just under 8.8k (whoopS) | fluff, angst, it’s all here | dedicated to my sweet choco ( @choco-seventeen ) for supporting me while writing and basically becoming this fic’s second mom

It was strange.  Weird.  Practically unfathomable and there must be some kind of mistake.  The play had those two characters as romantic leads.  The ones who slowly turn to look at each other, catch the starry glint in the other’s eye before slowly leaning in, before slowly closing their eyes, before slowly feeling their heartbeat accelerate because oh heavens this is it—before slowly kissing each other for the first time with such tender passion some members of the audience start to cry.

Those roles were not ever meant for the ones who have been friends since seventh grade, where one of them accidentally tripped and tossed their lunch all over the other, rendering the former an apologetic mess and the latter slightly smelling of garlic for the rest of the day.  Not for the ones who stayed up far too late binge watching whole seasons of anime because they finally turned in that big project and it’s in fate’s hands now.  Definitely not friends who are each other’s best friends, always.  Never them.

But when the director swings back to the two of you, the mischievous and excited glint in his eye is unmistakable.  His giddiness even bubbles over and he repeats himself, happily gazing between you and the best friend of 6 years standing beside you.  "Joshua, [Y/N], you’ll be the best two leads this stage has ever seen.“

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Nct as Vampires

Request: Hi! Could you do an NCT Vampire au? Like how each of the members would be as a vampire? Thank you! :) I hope I requested correctly

A/N: i was actually thinking of writing a single post for each member but it’d be too many so here’s only a brief summary !! if you want me to emphasise on a specific member please do request again !

Assume that only you know about their identity and they promised not to hurt you as long as you don’t tell anyone else ,, and also you live together with them

Taeil:

  • really chill about his identity
  • like when you first told him you knew , all he did was get shocked and asked how you knew , then went back to being normal
  • acts more like a human than a vampire tbh
  • you don’t even know how he survives because you never actually saw him eat/suck ( is this even right it sounds wrong omg ) any other living things before for their blood
  • and when you ask him ,
  • he simply replies with a “ secrets ”
  • turns out he’s been drinking blood he stole from clueless vampire WinWin’s bottle/jar since they stay in the same room

Hansol:

  • he’s so quiet and mysterious it’s creepy
  • like you don’t know when he’d do something dangerous and sudden
  • so you lowkey stayed away from him even after he promised not to hurt you
  • but then you realised he’s an actual softie
  • because you saw him crying over an anime once
  • yes vampires need entertainment too
  • so you start opening up to him
  • and he shares with you about his family and ancestors
  • like how great of vampires they were
  • when he goes out to hunt at night though ,
  • he becomes really serious and you lowkey got scared once because he came back home with blood all around his mouth
  • then he smiles at you innocently and blankly
  • and you can’t help but return a fake smile like hansol you’re scaring me get away and wash up first

Johnny:

  • okay he likes teasing you A LOT
  • okay maybe more of threatening , not teasing
  • like one time you were too lazy to cook lunch for him ,
  • he got super close to you and whispered sarcastically like “ i can’t guarantee you’d still be able to stay up till dinner tonight though ”
  • and he shows his fangs too like stop johnny what are you doing
  • so you were left with no choice but to cook for him
  • he’s such a flirty vampire i cant even
  • like he got you a black dress and cap one day
  • and when you asked him why ,
  • he was like “ you should know we vampires can’t be exposed to sunlight ,, but your beauty and smile’s shining brighter than it so i gotta cover you up ”
  • go away johnny ew
  • kidding he’s so hot tbh

Taeyong:

  • really particular about how he looks and acts
  • like he’s really ‘elegant’ as a vampire (?) ( does this even make sense omg )
  • like his cape must be washed and ironed out properly every day before night falls
  • and he HAS to do it himself
  • one time you helped him wash and clean it ,
  • he got so pissed he didn’t come back for two nights
  • turns out he was living in some kind of abandoned house as a bat
  • and he couldn’t stand the dust so he had no choice but to come back
  • he sometimes forgets that you’re human so he shares with you on stories of all the people he’s eaten
  • and when you’re like “ taeyong that’s too much detail … ”
  • he gets all jumpy like , “ oh shit i forgot , i’m sorry ”
  • “ i forgot i got too caught up ”
  • but he doesn’t really seem different from a human being so you’re not that much bothered by him

Yuta:

  • okay here we have another flirty vampire
  • like really really flirty
  • like one moment you’d just be there watching television ,
  • then a pair of hands wraps tightly around your hips
  • “ want me to turn you into one too ? ”
  • “ no wth yuta what are you doing ”
  • “ couldn’t resist you ”
  • “ stop yuta , hands off ”
  • “ who are you to tell me what to do , i have the powers here ”
  • “ yeah sure if you don’t let go i’ll move out rn ”
  • then he lets go right away and pouts like a small kid
  • he’s really lazy and afraid to go out under the sun so he stays at home like 24/7
  • and he clings onto you like a leech
  • disturbing and annoying you as a form of entertainment

Kun:

  • he’s such an angel though
  • but you didn’t knew he was a vampire until like 1 month of staying together
  • because you always wondered why he went out and came home so late in the night
  • until you saw him drinking some red & thick liquid one day in his cape
  • you almost screamed and fainted
  • but kun was nice enough to help you out , and confessed about his identity after
  • and was like “ don’t worry , i won’t hurt you , you’re too beautiful ”
  • he didn’t even tell you not to spread it , as he trusts that you will keep it a secret
  • so sweet tbh
  • smh why were you born as a vampire not an angel kun

Doyoung:

  • always shookt and worried that his identity might get revealed
  • so everytime you come home , the first thing he asks you is
  • “ did you tell anyone ? ”
  • “ doyoung of course not they’d think im crazy ”
  • “ are you sure ? ”
  • “ yes , i promise ”
  • then he goes back to acting all confident and laidback like
  • “ haha what’s there to be afraid of ”
  • then he turns into a bat and follows you around the next day to spy on you
  • and he thought you wouldn’t notice but in fact he’s so obvious so you just let him be

Ten:

  • always curious about the ‘humans’ like ,
  • “ wow Y/N how does it feel to die ? ”
  • “ do i look like i’ve died before , ten ? ”
  • “ hehe idk , im just curious , i’ve been living for like 127 this is not intentional years now ”
  • “ you’re so old ”
  • “ but i’m still cute right ?? ”
  • and he gives you a cute and innocent smile
  • you wonder if he’s even a vampire
  • but when he gets ready to go out at night he always has this smirk on his face
  • and he’d have eye contact with you before he flies off
  • so rude but you gotta admit he looks good

Jaehyun:

  • like taeil he’s pretty chill about his identity
  • his naturally white and fair skin caught your attention first
  • then he was always hiding in the room first thing in the morning , saying that he had to take his ’ daily medicine ’
  • turns out it was small cups of blood when you went to check
  • so when you first asked him he was just like
  • “ since i trust you , yeah i’m one ”
  • then he flashed his sharp fangs infront of you
  • and when he saw your shocked expression he’d laugh to himself , his cute and smol dimples coming back
  • he actually takes care of you instead , and protects you from other vampires/creatures from attacking

WinWin:

  • he’s such a soft person you couldn’t believe it when he told you he was a vampire
  • and he casually mentioned it to you during a conversation
  • you were shookt for days
  • “ why are you always so tired in the day ”
  • “ i don’t sleep at night ”
  • “ why ? ”
  • “ we are more active in the dark ”
  • “ ‘we’ ? ”
  • “ vampires .. ”
  • he’s cute and innocent most of the time
  • but when night time falls he gets really serious and doesn’t come back quickly ,
  • because he has to find the perfect type and taste of blood which suits him

The minors are all half-vampires instead of ‘full’ ones

Mark:

  • he’s so clueless and adorable he often asks you vampire related questions that you cant even answer , like
  • “ why do we live forever ? will we never die ? wow that’s cool ”
  • “ mark i dont know .. ”
  • “ how am i supposed to take blood out of someone , won’t it hurt them ? ”
  • “ mark i’m not a vampire idk anything ”
  • “ oh … sorry ”
  • he’s so polite and nice he almost starved and fainted because he couldn’t bear to hurt anyone for blood
  • so you had no choice but to donate your own blood
  • which also refused to drink ,
  • but you forced it down his throat , so now active mark is back again

Renjun:

  • another literal angel why
  • he tries his best to sustain his hunger by only eating food
  • but part of him still feels drained because he’s half-vampire after all , he needs blood
  • so he tried drinking his own one ,
  • but it made him even sicker
  • so you had to ask for vampire taeyong’s help because he always had spare bottles of blood
  • just like that you lectured renjun on keeping his body healthy and fit
  • and he was like “ sure … but one person that i’d never ever eat is you , even if im dying ”
  • go reborn as an angel with kun please

Jeno:

  • he’s always smiling and cheerful , the thought of him being a vampire never once crossed your mind
  • but when he told you that he’s only half ,
  • you still got really shocked and speechless ,
  • and as soon as he noticed he promised not to hurt you
  • he likes showing you baby photos of himself , the growing process of his small fangs ,
  • and the way he’d always smile brightly
  • he likes going on walks with you but he always prepares a cap and a pair of jacket to cover himself , if he gets exposed to the sun too much

Haechan:

  • such a prankster i cant even
  • he’d offer to pour you a cup of water ,
  • then when he comes out with two cups filled with red liquid you’re like ,
  • “ this better not be blood haechan- ”
  • “ it is ”
  • “ what why ”
  • “ try it , it’s really good ”
  • “ no donghyuck i cant do this ”
  • “ shut up and drink it ”
  • and after a few minutes of arguing ,
  • “ it’s only some cranberry juice ”
  • and he also likes joking about turning you into a vampire too
  • and would use it as an advantage to call you to help him do things
  • “ help me wash my clothes … if not i might hurt you , idk ”

Jaemin:

  • a mixture of haechan + winwin
  • one moment he’d be all soft and positive ,
  • the other he’s scaring you with his fangs and blood
  • but he knows when to stop and not scare you too much
  • he’s also pretty flirty and smooth like
  • “ if you were a blood type you’d be my favourite ”
  • “ jaemin that’s not cool , stop ”
  • “ okay fine you’re my favourite human ”

Chenle:

  • he’s so happy and loud you didn’t think he was a vampire
  • and his looks did not help too , as he looked so cute and adorable to you
  • he slightly teases and joke with you
  • especially when he reminds you of the face you made when he first told you
  • your mouth and eyes were wide open and no words were said
  • he doesn’t really need that much blood so he acts just like a normal human being ,
  • only sometimes when you notice him getting a bit tired ,
  • you’d ask him to go eat/replenish on his blood intake and listens to you without fail

Jisung:

  • like chenle , this baby is still in the process of developing the vampire characteristics ,
  • so his fangs are still pretty short and he can perform perfectly well even without the intake of blood & under sunlight
  • so you had absolutely no idea he was one
  • until he accidentally told you while y'all were talking
  • and he got so flustered and worried after he realised his confession , he couldn’t sleep peacefully that night
  • but as soon as you told him you didn’t mind and would not spread it ,
  • he became to soften up and share more stories of his family to you

I love how the antis are all like ‘OMG it makes no sense that Mor would be queer’ when it 110% makes sense that Azriel would spend 500+ years pining over and putting all of his effort and protection into one woman he subconsciously knows will never love him back because he is not yet ready for requited affection and his blind devotion to her is actually a projection of his own insecurities, so of course it makes sense that their relationship was portrayed how it was in ACOMAF. 

Azriel does not yet think he is worthy of love and so until he realises that of course he will put his vulnerabilities into the unattainable because at least that way he never has to question why he thinks he is unworthy.

Wait a minute...

I just thought of something: what if Nick Fury knew about Thanos’ invasion and attack during the events of Captain Marvel!? Does Carol have some sort of soothsayer power and she told him the future? Does Fury have some sort of precognition power!? Why did he want to assemble a team of Avengers and make a sudden appearance at the end of the first Iron Man? HE KNEW IT!! HE KNEW ALL ALONG!! This was his “dream” team!! The team that would protect the Earth!!! Did he know these disasters would happen? Is this why Carol is gonna be in Avengers 4 for not just fighting, but because of the future predicament and what she said to Fury? Why did he assemble a team of Avengers COINCIDENTALLY RIGHT BEFORE the Chitauri attack? Why does he have all these underground bunkers and has the supplies to bring one back to life (ex. Agent Coulson with Kree serum)? How did he know of the Avengers whereabouts in AoU when he’s been off the grid from SHIELD for quite a while after the events of The Winter Soldier? Why is he constructing all these hellicarriers even though they cost WAY TOO MUCH!? HOLY. CRAP!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!! IT’S ALL CONNECTED!! IT’S TO PREPARE FOR WAR ON THANOS!!! OH MY GOD!! . . I just drank 3 cups of coffee and I’m shaking omg lol

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I JUST REALIZED THE CRAZIEST THING.

Okay so I was watching Wall-e and I just realized that Wall-e and Eve are basically Junkrat and Symmetra!! Think about it, a crazy junkman living in a post apocalyptic wasteland with his buddy, collecting stuff and just trying to survive, when suddenly a sleek, orderly, attractive woman comes into his life with all off this fancy tech and such, and just…..wow..I’m sorry if this doesn’t make sense, I had two mugs of tea and a lot of sugar today and I’m pretty jittery so yeah. Tell me what you think!

NCT 127: Boyfriend Taeyong
  • the visuals on this kid is no joke right 
  • so he’d probably catch your eyes in a matter of seconds when you first meet him through a mutual friend 
  • it was Jaehyun probably lmao he’s been trying to hook yall up for the longest time
  • and despite your protests, you still decided to go ahead and actually meet this mysterious Taeyong character 
  • oml he’d knock the breath out of you bc he was so gorgeous 
  • but also he was struggling to breathe as well bc wtf ??? he didn’t know Jae had such an attractive friend tbfh and now he’s sweatin hella
  • conversation will come pretty easily bc he’d know what you’re interested in and etc.
  • plus he’d be amazing at making all the first move bc admit it you’d be too scared to approach him
  • no matter how cool and mysterious he tries acting in front of you…………all of that goes out the window when you say something funny and he smiles 
  • like ACTUALLY smiles like an ACTUAL sun not just a smirk
  • and that’s when you were like !!!!! I’m making him mine dammit
  • he’d be such a goofy boyfriend tbh
  • like I’d imagine he’ll never run out of compliments for you or ways to make you smile
  • and it’s so effortless man idk how he does it
  • his kids tease him all the time about this and it’s hilarious bc he’d be more embarrassed than you???????
  • it’s only bc he’s so unaware of everyone else’s presence around the both of you that he’ll literally come up behind you and nuzzle his lil nose into your neck and tickle your sides a lil
  • Johnny’s like “yall idk about the rest of u, but I’m gettin real tired of this disrespect while I’m tryna eat-”
  • sometimes he forgets that you’re not one the members
  • that he’s confused why he doesn’t see you backstage sometimes 
  • “why’s taeyong hyung looking around like a confused puppy”
  • “idk I think he’s calling for y/n again lmao”
  • I mean you can’t blame him tho you’re always chilling w/ them at practice and plus they’d always hangout at your place afterwards and sometimes crash there cough haechan cough
  • it would be an understatement to say that he’d mother you
  • but like not in an overwhelming way ?
  • does that make sense or 
  • like he’d always want to remind you to eat and stay hydrated and omfg just imagine like 
  • he’d have your schedules on his phone as well just in case you forget 
  • and he’ll send you a dozen texts bc he’s worried that you were going to be late oml
  • “y/n my love ur going to be late and miss the bus if u don’t leave now omg :o”
  • “bb relax, I know how to use a reminder on my phone lmao”
  • and you’d never tell him this but honestly it makes your heart flutter when he does stuff like that 
  • as if you needed another reason to love him agahsjdkflg;
  • he’ll always tease you about having a crush on him in the beginning 
  • and you’re like ?? boi u asked me out first, u held my hand first, u kissed me first///////
  • **shuts u up w a kiss** :)
  • he’d always be smiling in adoration @ you when he sees you w/ the NCT kids 
  • like not even playing around and causing a havoc around SM lmaoo
  • just when they come to you for advice or when they’re thanking you over and over again for bringing them a snack
  • he knows dang well they love you and appreciate you
  • but what he doesn’t know it’s bc they genuinely believe you make him a better person and a better leader and wow just imagine how emo he’d be when they tell him this
  • he just stresses less when you’re around tbh 
  • you’d probably be the only person that he’d let play w/ his hair
  • esp when he’s tired and laying in your lap
  • he’d struggle to stay awake aw 
  • he doesn’t want to fall asleep bc it feels so nice just laying there and spending time w/ you during his schedules like he just wants you to hold him
  • did I mention he loves being the lil spoon :’)
  • he’ll start off by wrapping you in his arms and then suddenly you’ll find yourself enclosing your whole body around his and playing w/ his hair and stroking his neck and the next thing you know you’re both asleep wow I want this 
  • coffee and park dates have become your guys’ thing like there’s no going back
  • he’d take hella pics of you and giggles like a lil kid when you do the same and whip out your phone
  • “everything I do is a pose, y/n”
  • yall would unintentionally match each other’s outfits sometimes 
  • like his closet is full of your over-sized sweatshirts and vice versa 
  • that you can’t even differentiate anymore tbh but hey he’s cool w/ that and it gives him a sense of belonging :’)))))))
  • like ye that’s all mine and that’s my shirt and those are my sweats and- wait y/n that better not be my snapback :o
  • Taeyong texts you pictures of him eating and he looks so adorable trying to convince you to come over 
  • also tries being nonchalant and sending you shirtless pics just casually w/ him being all sweaty and lookin like a snacc
  • he knows you can’t resist it ahahsjkkflg
  • not that you’d want to ummm
  • pls love this smol leader forever 💓

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anonymous asked:

BTS reaction to their girlfriend getting frustrated because they are only 4'8 and they arent tall like other girls? (It sucks being this short a lot...) Thanks!!! ♡

gjhabgjwa you sound so adorable bro i cant

Seokjin: he’d love this so much omg. he would constantly shower you with love and omg i want him to love me

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Yoongi: i don’t think he’d care that much? idk because he himself is one of the shorter members and hes really cute but i think occasionally he would show extra affection to you because of your height does that even make sense im tired

Originally posted by jeonbase

Hoseok: brO YOU ALREADY KNOW he’d be showing extra love damn he’d think you were fucking adorable which i’m sure you are

Originally posted by junghoseok

Namjoon: he’d occasionally tease you for this, because you know, he’s a fucking giant, but he’d usually think you were really cute :’)

Originally posted by kths

Jimin: awwww short couple goals bro i bet he’d love this,,you’d actually win like couple of the year or smthing because you guys were so cute together

Originally posted by bwipsul

Taehyung: like jin & hoseok, he’d show you major amounts of love & affection because you were just so cute to him.

Originally posted by exoticmaknae

Jungkook: he’d non-stop tease you omg. and if it got too far, he’d apologize by attempting to make you food.

Originally posted by hohbi

i think im a bts stan again? uh

reaction requests are open for; seventeen, 2ne1, exo(o12), bts, got7, and blackpink.

anonymous asked:

omg i just love, love, LOVE your writing like i love how you capture the members of the groups and how the way you make them seems to really be them (does that make sense idk) but I'm begging you please, if you have time, can you make a single dad au for NCT because I trust your writing more than others (no offense to other amazing blogs out there) thank you ♡♡

this is something i never thought of before i got this message,,,but single dad moon taeil just seems like a really cute concept,,, and i ,,,,had to write it ahh

  • has twins,,,,,,a boy and a girl who he loves more than anything in this world. like really 
  • but unlike their calm, quiet father they’re rowdy and mischievous and taeil keeps having to running around with one in his arms,,,,chasing down the other one,,,,bumping into furniture,,,spilling toys everywhere
  • and it’s no damn surprise they love uncles johnny and ten so much,,,,,because those two can keep up 
  • while taeil can only fall face first onto the sofa and mumble that fatherhood should be considered an olympic sport at this point
  • texts taeyong at least 42 times a day about what he should and shouldn’t let the twins do,,,,,do you think horseback riding is safe,,,,,they’re only four,,,,,,,one of them just tried to steal someones keys i gtg taeyong -
  • but at the end of the day,,,having two angelic kids makes taeil so ,,,, content because they’re his world,,,,he wants to make sure they get everything 
  • (unless of course it’s dangerous, and unless it’s candy because johnny always brings some and then taeil has two hyper kids with sugar rushes on his hands)
  • you own a little bakery squished between two big buildings in the neighborhood where taeil works and whenever he’s coming back from work,,,he picks up something for the kids and you can tell he has kids
  • because his jacket has stains on it from paint and his backpack has keychains of disney characters and the not so obvious tired,,,but really excited look in his eyes gives it away
  • also he buys pastries in the shape of puppies and stuff so,,,,,,
  • one afternoon taeil has the babysitter bring the kids to meet him at work and when he stops by your little bakery you see two little kids,,,,,running back and forth pointing at all the food and jumping up and down, pulling on taeil’s pants to get them this cake or that treat 
  • taeil,,,,knows they’re being noisy and he’s dealt with people shushing him and telling him to “control his children”
  • but when he murmurs out a soft apology you just laugh and you’re like ,,,,,what are you talking about?? it’s nice to have so much cheerfulness in the store !!!
  • and you go out from behind the counter and crouch down next to the twins who eagerly as if they can try this or that 
  • and taeil has never seen someone ,,,,, so effortlessly bond with his kids but in a matter of minutes his daughter is leading you around by the hand and his son is asking you if he can draw on the chalkboard menu 
  • all the while you’re smiling,,,,,the kids having full trust in you as you pick them up to both scribble little lines and happy faces on the menu and then 
  • when you turn around taeil notices they’ve gotten chalk all over your apron and shirt and face but,,,,,,,you’re still grinning
  • you end up giving taeil an huge bag full of pastries and snacks and taeil tries to take out his wallet but you’re like it’s fine!!! seeing the kids is enough to cover for it!!
  • taeil,,,,,stares at you wide eyed for a moment before flushing red like he’s back in high school and stuttering out a goodbye
  • on the way home the kids eat some of the pastries and his son climbs into his lap and is like “dad,,,,when can we see them again??” and taeil is like who,,,,and they say your name
  • ,,,,,,which leaves taeil once again in shock because did u put some spell on his kids??? why do they like you so much??? i mean,,,,,you’re cute he’ll admit that- wait what
  • and the next day as taeil is going back home from work he passes by your shop only to stop down the block, turn around, and walk back to you
  • when you see him you brighten up and he’s like ,,,,,,,,,,,,hi,,,,,,and you’re like “are the kids not here?” and he’s like they’re home,,,but,,,,,,i,,,,i was wondering do - do you have dinner plans??
  • and you’re like hmm no i usually close up late and eat from the grocery store
  • taeil swallows,,,playing with his tie until he’s like,,,,,,,would you like to come have dinner with me,,,,,,the kids want to see you again and all so-
  • you practically jump for joy and taeil,,,,,,well his heart does a little pull when you take off your apron and explain that you’d love that!! you’ll close up early today
  • watching you get ready,,,taeil wonders for a moment if you’re going along just because you like his kids,,,,,,,or maybe because you like him too??? maybe?????? who knows?????
  • but it’s apparent when you two are walking toward the subway and you’re like “i can’t wait to see the kids, but also,,,,,,”
  • he looks at you,,,and you shyly look away and mumble that you’re happy you get to see him too,,,,,,,,
  • taeil feels the heat rise up into his face and he’s like aH,,, m,,,,me,,,too- oh tHE TRAin is COMING LETS GO
  • and without thinking he grabs your hand to run through the turnstile and you squeeze it a little tighter,,,,,,,,because you know somehow it feels right

anonymous asked:

Okay so I personally have sensory issues and i was wondering if you could write HCs of Richie having some sensory issues and like maybe him liking Eddie to lay on top of him for weight cuz it feels nice and stuff like that (omg does that make sense?)

Hi I absolutely love this idea!! It took me a while to answer because I was trying to research it in order to get it right. I hope this is all accurate!

- From when he was really little, Richie dealt with sensory processing issues. He was hyposensitive to touch, hearing, and taste. This means that he often under responds to stimulation.

- Because the sensory processing of his muscles is slow, he often has bad posture. He usually also prefers leaning on things when he’s sitting and standing.

- Richie is a total sensory craver, and wants a lot of stimulation all the time.

- Because of this, he loves touching people. The other Losers know that Richie’s impaired sense of personal space isn’t really in his control, and that by touching others and receiving that back, it’s a sense of comfort for him.

- Beverly will give him loads of hugs, Bill will high five him, Eddie will hold his hand when walking, and Mike will sometimes even carry this kid piggy back (especially since he’s still so lanky and thin, he’s not so hard to pick up).

- It gets better as he gets older, but Richie often bumps into things without realizing. When he’s younger he also had some trouble keeping track of his limbs, especially as he grew and got taller.

- Richie is very fidgety and has trouble staying in place a lot. Running around and being active helps him get a lot of energy out, so when he joins the track team in high school it’s really beneficial for him in dealing with his hyperactivity. 

- Richie also sleeps with a weighted blanket that also helps him deal with his hyperactivity. Any time he sleeps over at one of the Losers’ houses, he brings it.

- One time he made Eddie sleep on top of him because he forgot his blanket and Eddie didn’t have that many blankets for Richie to sleep under. At first Eddie was confused and thought Richie was fucking with him, but then he saw how much it comforted him and now Eddie loves doing it. Sometimes Richie will forget his blanket on purpose.

- He’s also a total thrill seeker. He drives his car fast, loves going on roller coasters, and it’s part of the reason he gets himself beat up– he has trouble controlling his mouth because he doesn’t think he’s scared of being beat up by the Bowers gang

- Another part of why he isn’t as scared is because he under responds to the feeling of pain. When he gets hurt, he feels it, but not as much as others would. To him it’s not that big a deal.

- Richie shakes his legs and hands all the time. It annoys the shit out of Stan. Sometimes Eddie will hold them to stop them from shaking, which Richie is really thankful for. 

- He loves really spicy and sour food because for him a lot of the time, food tastes more mild. Eddie has to make him stop eating Warheads because he’s burning the taste buds on his tongue and doesn’t even notice.

- Richie loves loud music and always blasts music at home and in his car. Concerts are his absolute favorite place in the world.

- Richie has a tradition with Eddie in which Eddie reads their school reading books aloud to him. Sometimes Richie loses his place when reading, so it’s a bit difficult to him. He’s able to focus better when Eddie’s reading to him, so they always enjoy acting scenes out and reading together.

- Richie never really gets treated for his SPD, but as he gets older he learns what’s more acceptable behavior and it gets easier for him to deal with it!

my problem with Kylie Jenner is not that she got lip injections or butt injections or boob injections or botox or whatever if it makes her feel better about her appearance

my problem is that she’s not even 20 yet and she’s decided to go through that because she wanted to fit in with the sexy celeb look. she’s become a sexual object. no one knows anything about her other than that she’s a spoiled kid who’s very sexualized (even if she is more than that, because she only sells on her sexuality and has never really said anything that sounded remotely important lmao). 

and women embracing their sexuality is one thing, but girls becoming sexual objects when they are literally teenagers is a problem. Tyga is 8 years older than Kylie. They’ve been dating since before she was 18 (she was underage). But it’s seen as completely normal because she’s a celeb? Not that it’s creepy af?

also, the fact that, again, she’s only 19 and somehow she’s become some sort of icon for the perfect body and the perfect lips and for some reason she’s setting an example for girls her age to look that way, when she legit looks more mature (body wise) than a 25 year old woman. I know a lot of young girls do look develop bigger breasts and a bigger butt etc at young ages, but Kylie’s was obviously not natural.

which leads onto the fact that she’s making so much money for that, when they aren’t even real. like, okay, do them to feel better. but if she does them and makes her entire living off it, it’s like?? ok. see my points above about why her being so sexualized is an issue.

so my problem with Kylie isn’t so much Kylie herself, but the whole idea of how she was shaped to become nothing but a sexualized object at such a young age. 

Also, I’d love to talk to her one day just to see if she ever wishes it were different or if she feels pressured etc. I’m rooting for her. Like what if she blows our minds one day and decides to study law. or becomes a famous painter. or smth. I just wish she could use her fame for something other than using her body to play on the patriarchy to become more famous and make money for no reason.

✨🌹💀🌹✨

I’ve read that Venus-Pluto aspects often correlate to strong interests in cosmetics which would make sense because Venus is beauty and Pluto is transformation and I know one friend of mine who has a Venus-Pluto conjunction and he wants to be a makeup artist, another friend of mine has a Venus-Pluto conjunction(also involving Mars) and he does hair, he also has color contacts. THEN I have another friend and her Venus makes a sextile to her Pluto(she has a Moon-Pluto conjunction in the 1st house) and she is a makeup master like omg

colour me [blue]

colour me | blue


“…miss?”

you feel your fingers twitch.

“um, miss– oh, she’s wiggling her fingers.”

“stop worrying, she’s fine.”

“of course i’m going to worry. jinjin’s doing it again.”

“at least she’s in one piece this time.”

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