omg bruce i am so so sorry

headcanon that before batman tells the league about his secret i.d. whenever someone makes some comment abt bruce wayne batman gives superman this weird significant look and nobody knows what that’s about and it turns out it’s bc batman never managed to lead line his mask w/o making it too heavy to wear in combat and so he’d assumed that superman would have looked and knew who he was and he thought they were sharing some private joke or w/e but superman was just like omg why do u hate me so much u r always glaring at me omg i cannot control how ppl talk abt the citizens of your city i am sorry ffs

"She's Beautiful, He's Beautiful"

Originally posted by bovaria

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Requested: No

Summary: The reader is sick, Bucky stays behind on a mission so reader’s only option is to ask Bucky to take care of her. Fluff ensues. 

Word Count: 1306

Warnings: sickness

A/N: OMG guys I am sooo sorry for the long wait for a oneshot BUT I’m really proud of this one so pls don’t be mean (also wtf is this title idk sorry I couldn’t think of a good one)

Excuse any typos/misspellings please! Thank you for reading, please leave feedback and feel free to request!

“We’ll only be a couple of days okay? It’s a simple mission, really. You’re not missing out on much.” Steve tries to get you back in bed.

“But I want to go.” You pouted and crossed your arms across your chest like a little kid.

“(Y/N), you’re sick. You need your rest.” He put his hands on your shoulders and directed you into your bed.

“Fine, buttface. I’ll stay home.” You tried not to giggle at the lame “insult” you came up with. 

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