omg boss


I was bored after finishing 3 seasons of Hannibal (again) and I need some refreshment. I watched Confession of shopaholic. It was a typical generic Romantic comedy movie. but COME ON FANCY DANCY with boss-office worker, shirt and tie, and THAT ACCENT THO oh my god he was so young and cute and all that jazz OMG i swooned. like, crushing harder than my 15 year-old self. screaming and blushing so hard every scene he appeared. OMG. no. i’m not ready. I fall for him hard enough already.

anonymous asked:

How would UT and UF bros react to going over to his crush's house and they don't answer the door so he gets worried and just walks in bc it's unlocked and they're just... sitting in the floor smoking a bunch of weed and listening to Elvis Presley's heartbreak hotel and the look at the skel and say "Leave me alone to die" (sorry for this lilo and stitch reference)


He actually finds the situation mildly hilarious. Maybe he’s just laughing from relief. He’s not sure, but he goes over and joins his crush in their Presley melancholy. He won’t do much, just hang around, crack a few jokes, show em some memes, steal some weed… by the end of it though, he’s sure he made his crush feel better. Admittedly, he’s kind of worried so he stays with them longer after the song had been put off and the weed all smoked. He brings them out for dinner and won’t stop his shenanigans until he’s sure they’re laughing for real.


He goes into instant mothering mode. He’s extremely worried and he outwardly shows it. Obviously he’s not leaving them now! He won’t let them die!! He has to save them!!!!! The first thing he does is take away their weed because he strongly disapproves of smoking of any sort. He’d change their music to something… less depressing… and drag em to the kitchen for some cooking. They don’t have to participate. Pap knows from experience that people cheer up immensely just by watching him cook. Though he can’t figure out why, he thinks, as he flips a pancake onto the ceiling and tries to scale the window to get it down while his crush giggles. He knows why, he might be overdoing things just to make them laugh.


Honestly, he kind of busted in there in a panic when they wouldn’t answer the door. He sees them on the floor and he kind of just full on smacks himself in the face. But honestly, same. He relates. He ends up stealing a blunt then chilling with them for a good ol depression party. He honestly sucks at cheering people up, but he’s not leaving his crush alone by a long shot. Just in case. Maybe he can’t pull them into a good mood, but the next best thing is feeling like trash together. Just invite Napstablook and Burgerpants and you’ve got a full out Depression Disco Party.


He scoffs at them, thinking they’re acting ridiculous. Though he is kind of worried about their wellbeing. He’s not sure what to do. He can’t exactly comfort them all soft and cuddly like. No, he’s got to stay cool and tough if he’s ever going to win their favour. He ends up just sticking around their house instead of leaving, maybe would put the TV on. He’d try to snap them out of whatever they’re in by telling them they’re acting irrational and ridiculous, which of course does not help. If things escalate, he’d try awkward there, theres and stiff patting. In the end he’ll just get them a gift hoping it would cheer them up.

anonymous asked:

Im sorry but like, I just, Spiderman!Jer gives me life. But I totally understand cause like, a lot of the time she was just, there, she didnt have much of an objective apart from being an outsider to the whole thing. Like just imagine Jer trying his damn best to impress Iron Man (I wanna say its Jake or some shit being Iron Man) or just Michael staying night to track down the bad guys? Big feels here dude -spiderman ask anon

((YEAH SAME…and it fits so well because Jer is so awkward and nerdy and cute just like Peter? And he’s so eager to impress and fit in and just be accepted it’s like they’re the same person oh my god

I FEEL THAT…Liz is a pretty boring character and she has no depth she’s not! Interesting! To me!!
Now if it were Christine in her place that would be a whole other story //strokes chin thoughtfully

HUHUHUU…but what if Iron Man was the Squip how great would that be? Father figure Keanu Reeves admonishes teenage boy for almost sinking a ferry and acts like a Stern Dad™

THAT SCENE WAS SO CUTE…when Ned and Peter tried to pull an allnighter in his room tracking the bad guys, and Ned had the Spider-Man mask on at some point hhh
Mike and Jer would just play Apocalypse of the Damned while they track the baddies hehehe))

sendtrees said: What is the Purple glowy thingy that you talked about???

((In Spider-Man Homecoming Peter and Ned find a weapon made by the bad guys that’s infused with alien technology back from the Avengers movie (remember when Loki brought in all those aliens to terrorize NYC? Yeah)
Basically the purple glowy thing is alien tech that becomes a bomb when exposed to radioactive rays so Ned had it in his pocket while he was going through security at the Washington Monument and they scanned it and it started to activate so Peter flipped out and tried to warn him about it over the phone))

space-boy-kellin  asked:

yo! what's up i hope you're havin a good day so far (and um, if its okay with you can i maybe ask for gunshow headcanons cause im in too deep in my own ship, send help)

BOIIIII OMG I SHIP THE GUNSHOW SO HARD (I hope you don’t mind, I’m using my nicknames for them. Just so I don’t get myself confused.)


GUNSHOW (Mt Sans x this cutie x Mf Sans):

* Prepare to be fought over. They BOTH want to have all of your attention. BUT if you can somehow convince them to share (actually not that hard… they’re both putty in your hands), you’ll never be without affection.

* They like to tag-team hug you. If Big Fella wraps his arms around you, Boss Daddy is gonna come up to your other side to squeeze the heck out of you. You only hug them individually when one is out on a job.

* They 1000% make sure that one of them is always with you. They never take jobs at the same time. They don’t want to leave you alone like that.


* Boss Daddy loves putting on some classy music so he can dance with you. Every now and then Big Fella cuts in. Seriously, these guys love dancing. It’s kind of funny watching them dance together because they BOTH try to take the lead and it’s just a disaster. Big Fella sings along to the songs he knows, Boss Daddy tries. He just tries XD.

* BACK TO THE CUDDLES BECAUSE HNNNGH. You’re going to be sandwiched between these two possessive skeles while you watch whatever movie Big Fella was gushing over this time.

* The skeles have a little competition going. They always try to outdo each other. Big Fella will show up with a bouquet of flowers and then suddenly Boss Daddy is pulling an even bigger bouquet seemingly out of his ass.

* You seriously are the most protected guy in the world with these two.

* Big Fella is very suave and Boss Daddy is very blunt. Fella often reprimand Daddy for his… uh… seduction tactics…

* ‘did you read dr. seuss as a kid? because green eggs and… damn!’

* 'really bd… really. at least have a little class… try something like… if i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?’

* 'did you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you have a pretty sweet ass.’ *Big Fella facepalms in the distance*

* These guys also compete over who can give you the most over the top nickname. You’ve been called snookums, fuzzy wuzzy cuddle bear, and many many nicknames that are just… awful.

* They REALLY like making you blush. Just a warning. And they’ll go out of their way for it too.


I got a little carried away but this was just too much fun.