Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.
If Harry uses hair ties, does he always lose them like the rest of us? And, do you think someone came up with the idea to just "accio hair ties" and is bombarded with years worth of Harry's missing hair ties?
I just had this image of Harry getting really stressful on work and a very brave young female auror asks “is everything alright sir?” And he just goes “i lost something” with a grumpy face. suddenly he sees it.
“Where did you find this hair tie?”
“Er… Why, Mr. Potter?”
“Sir? I’ve found it on the floor during training today. Sorry, but i don’t understand”
Later at home
“Gin, honey. So remember that lucky charm of yours”
“The symbol of our love that you decided to use during my important matches so you can send me good luck, yes I remember quite well. it was the most romantic thing you have ever done to me.”
“I lost it”
“Have you tried accio?”
“It’s not that simple.”
“How’s not that simple? It’s a hair tie”
“It’s with another… woman. Accidentally. But I will get it back, I just need a plan.”
“It’s ok sweetie, i trust you.”
Ginny never calls him “sweetie”.
Next morning someone enters his office. It’s Ginny. Harry jumps with a what the fuck omg it’s my wife, I’m dead again face. she wants to know if he got the hair tie back because that thing was really fucking important to her. The female auror appears on her sight. Ginny sees her old hair tie on that blonde hair.
Harry knows his wife very well.
“You won’t do this. Gin you shouldn’t be here- shit”
“Excuse me. Hi. I’m Ginn”
“Omg you’re Ginny Potter!! I’m such a fan! Would you mind signing my shirt?? And can I ask for an advice…”
Later that night at bed
“You’re right, it’s not that simple” “I told you.”
and they discuss plans to get the hair tie back during all night harry can’t even concentrate to have sex and I’ve just written the first episode of How I Hexed Your Father, the name will be The One With The Hair Tie
Reasons I can’t get “Pierre & Anatole” out of my head
I had firmly resolved that “The Confrontation” from Les Miserables would always and forever be my favorite male-to-male confrontation in all of musical theatre. Firmly resolved. But then came Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 (or just The Great Comet) and asdfghjkl guys, I’ve been obsessing over the whole musical. Especially with the Original Broadway cast album just released!!
Anyways, here’s some of the reasons I love “Pierre and Anatole” so much. There are spoilers, so stay away if you’re afraid of those ;)
-the TENSION alone from the opening music…and they haven’t even spoken yet!
-Even though the lyrics are almost directly quoted from the actual book War and Peace, they still seem so musical and rhyme-y
-“Mon cher” (Anatole is literally calling Pierre “my dear” in French)
-How snobbish and aloof Anatole is trying to seem when he’s really about to wet his pants
-The rage of Pierre!!!
-“I don’t know what deprives me of the pleasure of smashing your head in with this” (Pierre holding a paper weight)
-The difference from how Pierre was all “f*ck it” in “Preparations,” and “The Abduction,” when he didn’t know that the girl Anatole was marrying happened to be Natasha, to how he is all “f*ck you” in this song, now that he has the knowledge
-“Pierre paces the room several times in silence. Anatole sits at a table, frowning and biting his lips”
-Anatole being a stupid whiny little b*tch and yet still…
-“Amuse youself with women like my wife!”
^omg. this. line. Need I go in to how Anatole and Helene are *probably* the Jaime and Cersei Lannister of their day? Need I?! And all the other stuff…omg. This is a harsh bite.
-just every way that Pierre puts Anatole in his place to defend honor that isn’t even his own
-“But you have used such words to me—"Scoundrel,“ and so on, Which, as a man of honor, I will not allow anyone to use” ha.ha.ha. “You could at least take back your words, eh? If you want me to do as you wish”
Pierre you better not! No Pierre!!!
- “Fine I take them back”
and not only does Pierre “take them back,” he also asks that Anatole forgive him, and then gives money to that heartless chihuahua!!! And he offers—offers to do so. Smh. WTF?! Why?!?!?!
-“For Petersbuuuuuuurrrrrrrg!” (you will have to listen to it to understand)
Imagine #23: Being clingy and cuddly with Mary Eunice
You tightened your grasp around her lithe body.
“Please ? Just ten more minutes ?” You whined.
She giggled and scooted closer to you. The old, worn bed squeaked beneath you and Mary. She always let you sleep in her room with her when she knew you two wouldn’t get caught. However mornings were always difficult. Mostly because you never want wanted to stop cuddling even when you knew you needed to be back in your cell by morning.
“Fine, ten more minutes.” Mary sighed happily.
“I love you, angel.” You said before you kissed her on the nose gently.
“I love you more.” Mary beamed as she pressed her body closer to you and ran her fingertips up and down your arms softly. Creating tiny goosebumps that traveled down your arms.