omg awwwwww

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>non-otp:</b> *looks lovingly at each other*<p/><b>me:</b> I don't understand how people can ship that omg.<p/><b>otp:</b> *are in the same room*<p/><b>me:</b> tHIS IS TRUE LOVE OMG THEY'RE GONNA MARRY EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER I'M SURE JUST LOOK AT MY TWO LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS god they are so CUTE together I'm gonna puke rAINBOWS adfjkslkdjdjfkslqjxbqjxjfockskxk!!!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
The signs when interacting with children

Aries: why would an Aries interact with a child

Taurus: hey, buddy! where’s your mommy? yeah? where’s- NO GET THE FUCK OFF ME I DIDN’T ASK FOR A HUG

Gemini: substitutes swear words for words like fudge, heckaroo, poop, etc.

Cancer: omg awwwwww so cute! oh my god oh mY GOD OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE

Leo: oh god a small human

Virgo: is that a fucking gremlin

Libra: like interacting with a puppy; wants 12 immediately as soon as the child leaves

Scorpio: hey, when’s your birthday? (mentally calculates when the child was conceived)

Sagittarius: ew go wash your hands they’re so sticky where are your parents

Capricorn: laughs and interacts with them, but as soon as they leave, reaffirms the fact that they will never have a child

Aquarius: pretends to be dead so child will play with them, then grabs them and tickles them

Pisces: has a look of disgust during the entire interaction

anonymous asked:

(I was a 90s baby so this might be a tad old school, idk the current baby trends) But when I was a baby I used to wear these cute one piece bathing suits that looked like I was wearing a tutu. I could see her maybe wearing something like that before she wants to start wearing bikinis like Lexa.

Awwwwww omg Lexa and Clarke have so so so much fun dressing her up