omg aw it looks like he is saying 'so beautiful'

 SO LIKE BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING LONG AND I WOULD APOLOGISE BUT MY OTP IS ONLY GETTING MARRIED ONCE SO FUCK IT RIGHT?

OK FIRST OF ALL HELLA TRANSITION AND SECOND OF ALL I LOVE WHAT HE’S WEARING AND THIRD OF ALL HE WORE THE FUCKING EARRING OF MY DEMISE I HATE HIM

AND HIS STUPID PERFECT EYES AND HIS STUPID PERFECT JAWLINE AND HIS STUPID PERFECT EVERYTHING

GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE GET TO SEE THIS RELATIONSHIP AND LOOK HOW FAR THEY’VE COME. STEP FATHER AND BEST MAN LIKE SO MANY FUCKING TEARS ALREADY

YOU KNOW HE’S SEEN HER. LOOK AT HIS DAMNED FACE. AND SHE’S FUCKING STUNNNINGGGG IN HER DRESS SO I DON’T BLAME HIM AT ALL FOR THIS REACTION LOL

AND THEN FUCKING LOOK AT THIS RIGHT? SNOW IS TAKING DEEP BREATHS, CHARMING IS JUST HAPPY AF AND EMMA FUCKING SWAN IS LOOKING AT KILLIAN JONES AND SHE CAN’T TAKE HER EYES OFF HIM

ANYMORE THAN HE CAN TAKE HIS EYES OFF HER

LOOK AT THIS LOVE DAMNIT I CANNOT BELIEVE WE’RE GETTING TO SEE THIS FUCK

LOOK AT THIS DUMB LITTLE FAMILY AND HOW FAR THEY’VE COME. I LOVE THAT THEY’RE BOTH WALKING HER DOWN THE AISLE AND BOTH HOLDING HER AS SHE GOES AND I’M JUST SO DAMN HAPPY

LOOK AT THIS. FUCKING WHAT IS THIS WITH THE SMILING AND THE KISSING THE CHEEKS

WHAT IS THIS WHO AUTHORISED THIS? TAKE IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY

AND THIS FUCKING HANDSHAKE?! REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ALL YOU CAN’T EVER DATE MY DAUGHTER EVERRRRR EVER EVER EVER AND NOW FUCKING LOOK. THEY’RE BROS. SUCH BROS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS HOW MANY EMOTIONS I HAVE RN

OMFG LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT HE’S GOT HER HAND IN HIS. THAT DAMN SMILE THAT WON’T QUIT

AND OK WHEN ARCHIE SAYS THAT THEY SHOULD RECITE THEIR VOWS KILLIAN LOOKS AT WHO I’M ASSUMING IS CHARMING OR HENRY, OR PERHAPS THE WHOLE FAMILY, JUST GIVING THEM A SMILE AND IT KILLS ME BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID EMMA SWAN FIND A FAMILY, KILLIAN JONES DID TOOOO

LOOK AT THEM DAMNIT, LOOK AT HOW FUCKING HAPPY ARE OMFGGG

AND THE VOWS, THE DAMNED FUCKING VOWS OMFG THE WAY HE FUCKING LOOKS AT HER

AND THE WAY SHE FUCKING LOOKS AT HIM

AND THE FUCKING AWE IN HIS FACE WHEN HE’S LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME THAT A HEART FULL OF LOVE WAS MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANY TREASURE LIKE HE NEVER THOUGHT IN HIS WILDEST DREAMS THAT THIS COULD EVER FUCKING HAPPEN FOR HIM

AND NOW THAT HE HAS IT, HE WILL NEVER FUCKING LET IT GO AND I AM DEAD AND GONE, A SPIRIT IS TYPING THIS RN

AND FUCK LOOK AT HIM TELLING HER HIS HEART IS HERS

LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE OMG I AM SO EMOTIONAL *THROWS THINGS* *THROWS ALLL THE FUCKING THINGS*

I AM GONNA THROW MY COUCH AT SOMEONE NOW BECAUSE DID YOU HEAR HOW SHE SAYS KILLIAN? ALL SOFT AND TENDER AND LIKE SHE LOVES HIM.

AND OMG HENRY FOUND HER AND THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT HENRY TOO. THERE’S JUST SO MUCH LOVE IN THIS ROOM THAT I AM IN PAIN AND FUCKING LOOK AT THE SOFT WAY THAT KILLIAN LOOKS AT HENRY TOO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

AND HENRY GOD HENRYYY I AM SO PROUD OF HIM AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE JUST BELIEVED AND LOOK HOW FAR THEY’VE ALL COME FUCK ME

AND SHE FOUND THE REST OF HER FAMILY TOO BECAUSE OF HENRY

AND THEY’RE HERE ON HER FUCKING WEDDING DAY TO HER FUCKING TRUE LOVE OMFG I AM OVERWHELMED

AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM RIGHT AND SHE’S TELLING HIM THESE THINGS ABOUT TRUE LOVE AND FAMILIES

AND FUCK ME IF KILLIAN JONES ISN’T COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IN AWE OF THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM. I AM OF THE OPINION THAT KILLIAN JONES THINKS THAT EMMA SWAN IS MAGIC AND HE IS BESOTTED WITH HER ANEW EVERY SECOND THAT HE LOOKS AT HER

AND THIS MOMENT AND EMMA’S VOWS AND OMFG JUST BECAUSE YOU LEARN THAT YOU COME FROM TRUE LOVE DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL FIND IT

AND YET HERE HE IS AND HERE SHE IS AND IT TOOK CENTURIES AND CURSES AND ADVENTURES THROUGH TIME AND REALMS AND FUCKING

NOW THEY STAND HERE AND SHE SMILES AT HIM THIS WAY 

AND HE SMILES BACK AND THEY HAVE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEM YOU KNOW? ALL YOU EVER REALLY WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO KNOW YOU, TO SEE YOU, TO KNOW YOUR STRENGTHS AND YOUR WEAKNESSES, YOUR FAILURES, YOUR SUCCESSES AND TO LOVE YOU ANYWAY. 

AND THEY HAVE THAT AND THEY’RE PROMISING TO NEVER LEAVE

AND GODDDDAMN EVERYTHING HELLLLP BECAUSE HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK MY EMOTIONS ARE SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WITH MYSELF I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

AND OK SHE’S PUTTING THE DAMN RING ON AND HE CAN’T STOP STARING AT HER. LIKE HE JUST KEEPS LOOKING AT HER AND SHE IS FUCKING STUNNING, I DON’T BLAME HIM

HANDSSS HANDS ARE THE REASON FOR MY BEING A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR

HANDS AND THE WAY THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER

AND THE WAY HE SAYS I DO, HIS EYES UNWAVERING FROM HERS

AND THE WAY SHE DOES THE FUCKING SAME *SLAMS KEYBOARD* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE

LOOK AT THIS SMILE, IT WON’T FUCKING STOP LIKE OMFGGGGGG 

ARCHIE IS ME HERE. HE GETS ME. HE TOO IS MARVELLING AT THE PERFECTION THAT IS THE JOY OF CAPTAIN SWAN.

HUSBAND. AND. WIFE. THE. FUCK. WHAT. HOW. I. CANNOT. BELIEVE

THIS FUCKING PERFECTION I CANNOT DAMN BELIEVE DAMN FUCK

AND I THOUGHT I HAD DIED ENOUGH BUT NO, THERE WAS A FUCKING DIP, HIS HAND CLEAR FUCKING AROUND HER WAIST AND COMING BACK AROUND AND THEN FUCKING

YOU GOT YOUR HAPPY ENDING SWAN LIKE KILLIAN FUCKING JONES AND FUCKING EARRING

AND THEN OK, LEAVING ALONE THE DEVASTATING SMILES AND THE CONTENTMENT RADIATING OFF THEM

AND THE ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER AND THE FUCKING FUCKING EARRING

LEAVING ALONE ALL THIS, YOU HIT ME WITH A HAPPY BEGINNING?! THIS IS UNFAIR AND I AM IN TEARS AND I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS

*FALLS OVER*

someone gimme a hug pls

The process of me watching ww (part one)
  • Me: this gon be a goood movie
  • Diana: I used to want to save the-
  • Me: ESYSYSYEYESSSSSHSHSHSHSHHSHDKFKJCNCNC YES
  • Little Diana: *is running around and pretending*
  • Me: aw how cute
  • Little Diana: *is falling*
  • Me: OH SHOOT OH MY GOWD THATS WHAT SHE GETS
  • Diana: *caught training*
  • Me: ANTIOPE TRAIN HER ANYWAYS WTF
  • Diana: *Shoots Antiope back*
  • Me: oh shit that looks like it hurts damn
  • Steve: *is crashing/drowning
  • Me: HES SO HOT WHEN HES DYIN
  • Amazons: *fighting on the beach*
  • Me: THIS IS SO EPIC wait DIANA NO
  • Me: DIANA’S CRY OUT TO ANTIOPE OMG
  • Steve: What the hell is this thing
  • Me: you can’t lie bitch say she’s beautiful
  • Me: it doesn’t look hot you wimp
  • Diana: what’s that?
  • Me: ISSA PENI-
  • Steve: its a watch.
  • Me: OH WELL CRAP
  • Diana: *is breaking into the castle*
  • Me: THATS ASKING FOR DEATH DIANA
  • Me: carry on
  • Diana: *shows up in outfit*
  • Steve: Nice outfit
  • Me: OH MY GODJSJSN BES SO KIND
  • Diana: Who will I be if I stay
  • Me: *sobs*
  • Diana & Steve: *boat conversation*
  • Me: Harold she’s a lesbian (bi)
  • Steve: look it’s London
  • Diana: it’s hideous
  • Me: G O H O M E D I A N A
  • Steve: not for everyone
  • Me: IT IS FOR ME NOW MOVE
  • Etta: I really like her
  • Me: same girl same
  • Etta: Really? Specs and she’s suddenly not the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen?
  • Me: shEs sO HOT
  • Steve: *is almost shot*
  • Me: GO DIANA GO
  • Diana: TBIS IS ARES AND HES NOT GOING TO ALLOW A NEGOTIATION OR A SURRENDER THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE YOU TALKED ABOUT WILL DIE-
  • Steve: We are going anyway!
  • Me: BAHAHAHAHAB no you aren’t stfu
  • Diana: *makes faces*
  • Me: *baahah again*

anonymous asked:

What is your best memory from any Con that you've been to?

OH SHIT THANKS FOR ASKING ANON

So it was August, like three weeks after Guardians of the Galaxy came out, and Michael Rooker was there–for those who don’t know him by name, he plays Yondu + Merle Dixon from The Walking Dead. 

I actually originally wasn’t planning on meeting him, but I walked past his booth and saw that he was super talkative with his fans AND he also was doing a thing where you could opt to pay for an “unofficial” photo op with him. Aka, instead of paying $4493587409587 for a pic with a print out and good lighting, you could just do it with your phone for $30 and it’d be just fine (in my opinion–though the lighting wasn’t in my favor that day). Out of all the other celebs I’ve encountered at cons, he is the only one I’ve ever seen do this. Like sometimes, they’ll lean over the autograph table and selfie with you, if you’re lucky, but this was like, a full picture and that was awesome to me. So, spur of the moment, I got in line. 

Patrick Stewart and William Shatner were also there that year, and for my birthday, my parents bought me the “Captains” photo op + I own a dress like Uhura’s, so naturally, that’s what I wore that day. (This is important to remember). 

It comes to be my turn, and his handler tells him that I opted for the photo, and he looks me up and down and says “Well that’s great, I’m so glad to get a photo with a pretty little thing like you, come on over here, beautiful.” AND IM BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE WTF HOW DID HE GO FROM ONE ARM-ED ANGRY REDNECK TO BLUE GUY WITH AWFUL TEETH TO A MAN I WAS READY TO MARRY RIGHT THEN AND THERE.  

**Please note: This is not one of those fake “omg yeah he was totally flirting with me and nobody else” stories. He is just charming by nature and this is how he interacts with his fans. I’m sure anyone else who has met him can verify. 

Anyways, we’re getting ready to pose, and another actor (I cannot for the life of me remember who) comes up and says something, and next thing I know, Rooker is over doing a stunt fight and flings the guy over his shoulder and everyone is cheering and clapping and he looks at me and is like “Sorry about that, just had to show off a little”. Then we take the photo and he thanks me and asks my name blah blah blah eventually I squeak out “I really loved you in Guardians of the Galaxy”. 

HERE IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY GOOD AND I ALMOST FELL OVER

He takes a step back and thanks me for seeing the movie and is like “Well it looks like you got the right color, but you got the wrong uniform.” And I’m like “What…?” And he says “If you’re gonna be a Ravager, then you’re gonna have to get rid of this” and he points to my Starfleet insignia. AND THEN “We could use another Terran on board. All we got is that idiot who keeps calling himself Star-Lord. You can be Star-Queen and knock that boy’s ego down a few notches”. 

And by god I really wish I could tell you guys that I said something super witty in return like “oh hahaha I don’t know, I hear that the Ravagers tried to eat him because he’s from Terra and I don’t want to risk that happening to me” or something, but instead I just sort of giggled like an idiot at the prospect of being STAR-LORD’S STAR-QUEEN and thanked him for the photo op, and he gave me a hug and said “No, thank you” and then I was on my way, trying my best not to melt. 

And that is the story of how Yondu Udonta recruited me to join the Ravagers so keep an eye out for me in GotG2, guys, I’ll be playing Star-Queen and I’ll be looking fine as hell in red leather and the whole movie will just be Star-Lord and Star-Queen bantering and getting married it’s canon ok bye 

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GOT7 KMF 2015 FANACCOUNT

Fancams: Stop Stop It (JB focused) / Girls Girls Girls (JB focused) / A (JB focused + Jinyoung at the end) / Introduction / Jaebum Focus Ending / Jaebum Dancing / Jackson, Youngjae & Bambam - Gangnam Style / Mark Leaving Venue / Rest of Got7 Leaving Venue

I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT TO WITNESS THE AMAZINGNESS THAT’S GOT7 IN PERSON. I feel so blessed and I wish everyone can see them live some day because it’s such an incredible experience. This turned out a little longer than expected so feel free to keep reading under the cut! :)

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Honestly we could really improve society as a whole by imagining Sherlock right after a case, eyes blood-shot from not having slept, his hair all wild, really disheveled and dusty and awful looking from chasing a jewel thief and falling headfirst into a dumpster and he just walks in and flops down on the sofa and John looks over at him and is like “you’re beautiful” and Sherlock is like “wut” and John just touches his cheek really tenderly and is like “no seriously it’s moments like these that remind me just how much I love you, you are so fantastic omg I love our life sooooo much”

I’m just saying for the betterment of society, that’s all.

PLL 6x11 Thoughts

- Lol I’ve seen this scene too many times. “Bitch can see!” 😂😂😂😂 classic

- Why is this Rollins guy just standing there like this is a vogue shoot ugh

- THANK GOODNESS THEY CHANGED THAT HORRIBLY FAKE BACKGROUND BEHIND SPENCER. It was so terrible omfg

- Hanna is so sexy now &I see Emily just maintained the same level of sexy. Can’t really go up from where she was really

- Why is Emily stealing money?? My baby no

- “Do you think they’re still upset with me?” Lol idk cece you did tRY AND KILL THEM

- Yes Alison is in the title sequence now. So much life has been handed to me

- Emily pills as well?? What’s going on???

- Selfies? Really?

- Hanna engaged. Sigh.

- Lol Emily clearly dropped out of college

- Will never understand why they killed off the only good father on the show. RIP Wayne Fields

- Hanna’s mum is so beautiful I can’t believe that’s someone’s mother

- Dude poor Nicole

- That was a terrible campaign video Veronica

- wtf is a lobbyist?

- Ezra looks like a mess & it’s not aria’s fault this happened dude relax.

- OFFICER TOBY LOOKS SEXY AS EVER

- Why did spoby ever end, they’re just the cutest

- “Brotherhood of ex-boyfriends.” - so much shade

- they’re gonna get dinner *sobs in the corner*

- “They let her out?!” - Hanna Marin: 2016

- “There’s no reason to be afraid.” - lol stfu alison

- What happened to Sara Harvey at radley????

- “I don’t care if you forgive her.” This doesn’t sound like much character development Alison. Saying please 5 million times won’t change anything.

- *sheds tear at Veronica’s speech*

- Aw Mona I’m so sorry., maybe a fourth shrink??

- Nah Toby looks gorgeous omg this is the best he’s ever looked

- “Charlotte Dilaurentis poses no threat to me.” Mmmmmmmmmmohmygod

- Lol why is Ezra here ? He literally has no involvement.

- Lucy Hale nailed that scene. Damn I got really emotional just then.

- Aria being honest is the biggest plot twist so far. I’m blown away.

- Janel Parrish is beautiful. Lol side note

- Why do they keep talking about Sara Harvey? WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER???? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PUNCH??

- Wow they let her out. Shock. Now she’s gonna screw up their lives again.

- “You guys have such excellent faces.” - truth tea Spencer

- Drunk Spencer is the best thing to happen on this show

- YO WHO IS RECORDING THEM FGS

- “All I got was a chair & some lucky girl is gonna get an entire house.” Lol shouldn’t have dropped him then

- Emily is either sick or a crack addict.

- LOL CECE IS COMING FOR THEM ISNT SHE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

- like hell she killed herself, there are flower petals laid out on the floor neatly. What did she set them out and then go up and jump at the exact planned location?????

- I bet you Rollins killed her

- EMISSSOOONNN OMG EMISON WOW EMISON

- Most awkward haleb scene in history. Why does he keep referring to Spencer ??

- What’s going on between Caleb and Spencer?? Whatever it is I don’t like it at all.

- Sara Harvey wtf????? Go away.

- This is like an exact repeat of episode one wth???

- Can’t believe I still watch this show

ecy16  asked:

Can you do a blurb where you really like one of the boys and they are CLEARLY trying to ask you out/flirt, but you are both awkward af? Like, I would die :')

Ahhhhhhh ok ok ok ok  so imagine it’s Luke okay. And omf. So you would be with the whole group of them just hanging out, and they’d all like you as a friend but Luke would be like super into you. And he’d just constantly get caught doing dumb shit. Like, you’d be sitting next to him on the couch or something and you would feel his eyes like on the side of your head but every time you turned around to look at him, he would snap his eyes somewhere else. And ugh it’d just give you this giddy feeling knowing he was staring at you a lot

But like, he would also say dumb stuff. Like, if you all decided you were gonna play a game of monopoly or something and you were gonna get in pairs to do it, and then someone said that you should randomly pull a name from a hat to see who your partner is, Luke would be like, ‘NO, I want to be with Elizabeth.’ and everyone would look at him and he’d blush and be like, ‘I mean, well, like, it doesn’t matter, I mean, like, yeah, haha.’ 

And while you were playing the game, you’d have to pick up a card or something and when you did it, he would like lean over a ridiculously unnecessary amount to “be able to see the card” so his cheek would almost be touching yours and it’d kinda shock you, so you’d turn to face him and tHEN OMG. YOUR NOSE WOULD BE LIKE TOUCHING and your faces like so close and you’d both make eye contact and simultaneously pull away and blush and, ’sorry, I, just, yeah, sorry.’ 

And you’d end up winning and all the other guys new that normally Luke was super competitive and had heaps of ego about winning, but he would say, ‘yeah, that was all Elizabeth’ and he’d turn and kinda try to wink buT HE’D DO IT WITH BOTH EYES LOL and it’d look like a blink instead and then he’d try again and it would just turn into him having a twitching fest and omg you’d just laugh at him aw and he’d get all embarrassed and have to awkwardly laugh at himself too

But then anyway, afterwards he would nervously ask you to go outside with him and you’d be like sitting on the grass and looking up at the stars and he’d say something like, ‘they’re almost as beautiful as you,’ and then there’d be a small pause and then he’d say something that sounded like, ‘baetheart’ and OMG you’d be like, ‘…..huh?’ and his mouth would just drop open and he’d look so anxious and he’d be like, ‘fuck, I am so fucking sorry, I tried to say babe but then half way through I decided to go with sweetheart, and oh my God, I’m so sorry, you just do something to my brain Elizabeth. You’re just… fucking perfect.’

- btw no more requests pls friends x-