You say/show anything Goyong/Gregorio del Pilar and you hear several ovaries explode from the distance.
Bayani (Hero) is called B a e y a n i.
Nicknames for the following historical figures: Aguinaldo = Aguigago, Gregorio del Pilar = Gregorgeous del Pilar, Mabini = Mabaeni/Mabinibini, Paco Roman = @chinupacoroman
They relate someone’s hair to a coffee table
They have a lot of things to say about Aguinaldo’s hair.
They can recite the Artikulo Uno
They say ‘Punyeta’ with intense feelings
Screaming of “TRAYDOR”(TRAITOR) and “DUWAG”(COWARD)
How could I forget “Negosyo o Kalayaan. Bayan o Sarili?! PUMILI KA!” (Business or Freedom. Country or Yourself?! CHOOSE!)
States quotes like “Nasubukan mo na bang huliin ang hangin?” (Have you ever tried to catch the wind?) / “Ganito na ba talaga tadhana natin? Kalaban ang kalaban, kalaban ang kakampi”(Is this really our fate? An enemy is an enemy, an enemy is a friend) — And many more (you’ll know it’s a quote from the movie when they get that really dramatic tone in their voice)
There is a certain aura/atmosphere of hatred when someone holds/see/hear of the 5 peso Philippine coin.
There is also some kind of fangirling and praying to the heaven for forgiveness if the 10 and 5 pesos of the Philippine coins are added together.
They stare at a ketchup bottle.
Bringing unoccupied coffins to sass someone out seems to be a good idea.
There is also the line “I am quite sequestering this train”
You don’t English them in their own country.
It really hurts them: Mabini’s resignation letter to Aguinaldo, Rusca as the lone survivor of the Luna assassination, Joven Hernando in general– Buencamino and Aguinaldo being a bunch of liars.
Ensaymada is the food of their life or something.
ODK(Oh Diyos Ko) is the OMG(Oh My God) and Ensaymada is their Cinnamon roll.
They really pray a lot.
Because they really sin a lot.
But none confessed though so far, I believe
[[ lol guys add more if you want its late night shitposting for me rn idek what im doing ]]