omg I get to be a princess!

BTS reaction: their s/o asking them to choke them or tie them up during sex.

Anon requested: 

Hello! If you have time, can you do “BTS react to their s/o asking them to choke them or to tie them up during sex”? Thanks!!

A/N - NSFW!! (obviously). Also, I need some holy water after writing this. 


Jin:

Originally posted by fawnave

You were sitting on Jin’s bed almost fully naked, as he was taking his own clothes off, when you decided to ask him the question that you’ve wanted to ask him for a really long time.

“Daddy?” You asked while watching him take off his T-shirt.

“Yes princess?” He asked, pausing. 

“I know we’ve never done this before but, can you tie me up tonight?” 

Jin didn’t know how to react at first.

“Are you sure you want that princess?” He asked with a kind of concerned look on his face.

You nodded and his concerned expression was replaced with a smirk as he took off the rest of his clothes.

“Your wish is my command!”


Yoongi:

Originally posted by scartic

The two of you were about to reach your climaxes as Yoongi was thrusting into you from behind when you half-shouted:

“Daddy! P-PLEASE C-CHOKE ME!”

Suga smirked at that getting even more turned on. He gripped your chin with his hand and made you look at him. 

“What did you just say? Can you please repeat that princess? What do you want me to do to you?”

“Omg I’m so close!” you moaned before repeating your request. “I WANT YOU TO C-C-CHOKE ME! P-PLEASE!” 

Yoongi let out a low chuckle before wrapping his hands around your neck and sqeezing, not too hard, but just enough to satisfy you.


Jhope:

Originally posted by jkookisdaddy

Hobi’s head was between your legs as he was eating you out - his tongue sliding up and down your slit while his thumb was massaging your clit. You were moaning his name out in pleasure, but you wanted something more. 

“H-Hobi?” You managed to whisper in between moans.

“Yes love?” He asked and pulled away so he can look at you, his lips covered in your juices.

“C-can you please…tie me up?” You asked shyly.

Hoseok smirked at your request and looked at you. 

“I would love to do that,” he said with a devilish look on his face. “But only if you ask properly.”

“Pease Daddy! Please, tie me up to the bed and fuck me senseless!” 

“With pleasure.” he said before leaning in and kissing you, a little too roughly. 


Namjoon:

Originally posted by forever-young-got7

You were riding Namjoon, raising and lowering your hips and slowly increasing your pace. That’s when out of nowhere you moaned out:

“C-choke me!”

Namjoon smirked and raised an eyebrow, surprised.

“What was that?”

“CHOKE ME!”, you repeated louder this time. 

“Am I going crazy? Or did my pretty little slut just asked her Daddy to choke her?”

“YES, DADDY! PLEASE CHOKE ME!” 

“As you wish…” He smiled and started choking you, just hard enough for your eyes to start filling up with tears. 


Jimin:

Originally posted by btsneeds

When Jimin walked in and saw you laying on his bed, wearing nothing but one of his ties he immediately attacked your lips with his pressing you to the bed. He pulled away just so he can pull of his shirt and unbuckle his belt. 

“What’s the tie for?” Jimin asked, looking at you.

“Well, I actually wanted you to tie me up with it…” You answered quietly. 

“Ah!” He said smirking, “I knew it had a purpose!”  

The two of you chuckled and he tied your wrists together behind your back and left a hickey on your neck before pulling away.


Taehyung:

Originally posted by missbaptan

You were riding Taehyung’s thigh, his hands sneaking around to squeeze your breasts as he was enjoying it just as much as you were. You were close to reaching your climax. 

“OH MY GOSH! TAE PLEASE CHOKE ME!” You moaned surprising yourself.

He gripped your chin and you felt his hot breath on your ear.

“Are you sure about that?” He whispered in your ear in his deep voice. “Because, once I start being rough with you I won’t be able to stop…”

“Yes, please!” You moaned quietly.

“Okay then…” He answered, nibbling on your earlobe slightly, before fulfilling your wish.


Jungkook:

Originally posted by namujune

You were making out on his bed, your make out session slowly getting more and more intense. At some point the two of you were completely naked, you straddling his lap while he watched you, devouring you with his eyes.

“I want to try something new tonight…” You whispered in his ear.

“Oh really?” He raised an eyebrow. “What is it princess?” 

“I want you to tie me up and fuck me harder than you’ve ever had…” You said in the most seductive voice you could manage. 

Jungkook gave you an uncertain look. 

“It’s okay Jungkook…Show me exactly how rough you can be…”

“Will do, princess…” he smirked.


REQUESTS ARE OPEN! 

He went for a morning jog before coffee. 

Anatomy practice ‘cause… reasons. 

ML Headcanons...

I’m still sick, so I just sleep and dream up headcannons…

  • MariChat scenario where Chat comes to visit after Mari has ONCE AGAIN stolen Adrien’s phone
  • Enchanted AU where the roles are thus: 
    • Adrien = Giselle (cause OMG he is such a flippin’ princess and I wanna see him sing a bunch of vermin to help him clean XD)
      • (although at the same time I see the appeal of Mari playing this role too, because cutting curtains into super cute outfits omfg)
    • Nino = Prince Edward (because fight me, that’s why)
    • Plagg = Pip (for obvious sass reasons)
    • Nathaniel = Nathaniel (LOLZ)
    • Chloe = Narissa (Don’t get me wrong, I believe in her redemption, but she would make the PERFECT Narissa so deal with it)
    • Marinette = Robert (because I see her being practical and rocking that “WTF Why are yousinging in the middle of the park?!” attitude)
    • Alya = Nancy (Because, again, FIGHT ME… also, that scene at the end where she throws away her phone… you don’t understand how much I NEED that)
    • Tikki = Morgan (because OMG CUTE!!! Plus, who else is gonna convince Mari to take a deranged man in a poofy gown standing on a billboard in the rain back to their apartment?!)
  • Ladrien or the OT4 engaged in a prank war (like, can you imagine omfg XD)
  • Chat/Adrien being harassed by a squirrel for no explainable reason (like, the little critter is just always there throwing nuts on him and tearing holes in his bag, etc)
  • Alya screaming incessantly the first week after she gets her miraculous everytime she sees any of the OT4 (they are all very worried)
    • Like, literally, Mari arrives to class late and Alya just screams wordlessly, scaring everyone
    • Alya goes over to Nino’s to hang out with him and Adrien and just shrieking like a banshee when she walks into the room
    • She never offers an explanation and pretends nothing has happened each time
    • Inside she is dying
  • Nino after he gets the turtle miraculous being easily unbalanced when pushed
    • Like, Chloe knocks into him and he falls on his back on the ground
    • And, for the life of him, no matter what he does he CAN. NOT. GET. UP.
    • Adrien is so confused as to why Nino is flailing around like an overturned roach
  • Marinette going to take Adrien some schoolwork he missed while he was out sick, except once she gets inside she gets lost and sees Gabriel turn into Hawkmoth
    • Cue freaking out and Ladybug kidnapping Adrien
  • MariChat truth or dare game, Mari dares him to do a pole dance using his baton
    • He does it
    • He is exceedingly good at it
    • Mari stuffs his belt with monopoly money
    • Life is good.

…as you can see, I have been on a lot of medication.

I may do some of these… but first I must get better… and find a job…

I am a tired turtle…

BTS reaction seeing you practicing pick up lines dressed sexy in front of mirror.

anon: Hi! Can I request BTS seeing yourself in front of the mirror wearing lace tights,their shirt and full glam of makeup practicing pick up lines to get them turned on but, the pickup lines would be weird and you would make the most unattractive faces while practicing.For example “ Would you like a burrito and a relationship well I could be your baerrito” or “ Do you like Nutella well you could look into my hazel brown eyes” their is hazelnut and the color of chocolate is brown. Lol I’m so sorry😄           

I still can’t get over this request. I spend 5minutes dying from laught with my bff 😂 I can imagine how can this look like and omg 😁 You made our day! I hope you’ll enjoy this ^^

JIN

Originally posted by suga-com

y/n:“Jinnie, are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!”

After hearing it he sneak in your room and watched what are you doing. There you’re - in lace, in front of mirror, talking to yourself. He was surprised and now he knew how boys felt when he is making his uncle jokes. He don’t want to distrub you so he go to the kitchen thinking what he can do when you’ll use it. You look sexy in this lance but your faces and pick up lines can ruin atmosphere. Really hard thinking how to play it out. Then he’ll back to you and start kissing you before you would say anything.

“Is Y/B planning to use it at me? Gosh. No. Maybe I’ll just act like I didn’t hear it?”


YOONGI

Originally posted by yoonmin

y/n: “How much does it cost to have you to night? Cause damn, you look expensive!”

He were just standing in the door trying hard to not laught. But he can’t hold it and started to laught. When you turn on to see him you were schocked. Yoongi looked at you, walking closer to you and eyeing you. He’ll remeber this for all his life and sometimes tease about that.

“Y/N is this t-shirt mine? I want it back so take it off. I would say that you look so damn sexy but it was too funny.”

HOSEOK

Originally posted by huang-zitao

y/n: “Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday? Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. ”

You wanting to lure Hoseok on with this lines was the most hilarious thing that he saw today. He knew that you are trying hard so he won’t tease you and just back hug you, softly touching your lance thights and starting to taking off his t-shirt from you “playing your game”

“Yees. I wear it yesterday. Maybe you’ll do something about it?”

NAMJOON

Originally posted by ksjknj

y/n: “You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.”

Seeing you dressed like this would turn him on without even your trying. Buut look it’s not over. You wanted to play it like in drama witch you were watching in last week. Namjoon was focused on your legs, ass and everything. After hearing your pick up line he get distracted. What are you trying to do? He didn’t think too much about it and go towards you to started what you planned.

“Maybe we’ll skip this foreplay and straightaway go to the highlight?”

JIMIN

Originally posted by princejimineee

y/n: “Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

Jimin wouldn’t care about your pick up lines or faces which you were doing. He focused on your look. Lances whiche bought you for your birthday, his shirt which was too big for you and you looked so hot. You transform Jimin from fluffy Mochi to Daddy Jimin.

“And now come to me. Your angel will take care of you.”

TAEHYUNG

Originally posted by taedamn

y/n: “What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. hmmm. and I’ll kis him and say- Hey, it’s not coming off!”

Thinking how cute and sexy you’re in the same time. He thinks that it’s weird but normal people are boring. Enjoing the view of you sexy dressed and imagining what he’ll do with you. Tae would let you end your pick up lines and after that he’ll take care of everything.

“Now let me take a lead. You started and I’ll end”

JUNGKOOK

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

y/n: “ Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?”

Making fun of you so hard. He can’t stop laught even when you were calming him down. When his laught attack would end he’ll take to salon and starts playing Overwatch. You were so pissed that he ruin everything when you were preparing all day. Still wearing lances and his white t-shirt you were sitting on the couch cringed. When he finished, he looked at you focusing on your legs and gived you small smirk and this glance which you loved.

“I thought about your question and I think that for you, it’ll be easier to get me out of them.”

RFA + V/Saeran realize it’s MC’s birthday

Hey all! It’s my birthday today, so I figured now’s as good a time as any to post birthday headcanons. Since I just moved to a new area and know very few people here, I went with more of a “Oh, it’s your birthday???’ vibe rather than (most of them) having known when MC’s birthday is all along.

Requests are open.~


✦ZEN:

  • you had surprised him at rehearsal with some lunch just bc you wanted to see him on your birthday
  • your phone was blowing up w/ messages from your family
  • he didn’t mean to look, but he glanced and saw a “Happy Birthday!” text
  • s h o c k e d why didn’t you tell him??
  • soon as you left, he was calling Seven
    • “Of course I knew!”
    • “Why didn’t you tell me???”
    • “Figured she’d tell people if she wanted them to know…”
  • welp he was supposed to be rehearsing all day but he wasn’t about to spend all day w/o you
  • so he told his director who totally understood and then left
  • showed up with a dozen roses
    • “Happy Birthday, my princess.”
    • “How did you–”
    • “I saw your phone - I’m sorry. But you deserve to be spoiled today.”
  • spent the rest of the day doing just that

✦Yoosung:

  • bright and early, Seven was calling him
  • he figured this boy needs all the help he can get
    • “Today is what?!” omg what is he going to do he’s got nothing planned!
  • spent all morning shopping - flowers, groceries, he has everything put away before you’d even had your usual morning call
  • when you did call, he hoped you’d mention your birthday but you didn’t
  • he invited you over and you happily agreed
  • you were totally shocked when you arrived and his apartment was decorated for your birthday
  • and something smelled wonderful
  • greeted you at the door w/ a kiss and flowers
    • “Happy Birthday, MC~!”
  • he cooked two of your favorite meals for lunch and dinner and you spent all day cuddling and watching romance movies

✦Jaehee:

  • she had asked you a while ago because she kept all the files of RFA members up-to-date
  • she’d made a note on her calendar and had it remind her a week in advance there’s no catching her off guard
  • but you hadn’t mentioned it since? to her or any of the members?
  • you forgot she knew tbqh
  • she assumed this meant you didn’t want a huge fuss but she wanted to do something
  • she ended up making a small cake for you the day before to wake up to the next morning
  • and she turned off your alarm she had worked through enough birthdays and you deserved the day off
  • closed the bakery early to spend more time with you
  • you couldn’t believe she remembered! you didn’t think you could love her any more but you were wrong
  • spent the rest of the day cuddling under blankets watching whatever you wanted to watch Zen’s musicals were definitely part of it tho

✦Jumin:

  • you had pointedly not told him bc you knew it would be over the top and you felt guilty
  • the boy already buys you basically anything you show the slightest interest in
  • you breathed in the direction of a designer toilet seat once and it took like three hours to convince him it wasn’t a hint that you wanted it does anyone need something like that jfc
  • but he found out on the day of, when you got a call from your parents singing Happy Birthday to you
  • you were embarrassed
    • “I didn’t want to make a big deal about it…”
  • too late, he had already picked up his phone
    • “Jaehee, cancel all my plans for the day. It is MC’s birthday.”
  • bc it’s Jaehee, she foresaw this outcome and had not scheduled him anything today anyway
  • he made you strawberry pancakes and served them to you in bed
  • had the chef make your favorite meals the rest of the day
  • bc he couldn’t resist, he bought you a new dress and jewelry to match but otherwise did a good job respecting that you didn’t want it to be a spectacle

✦Saeyoung:

  • he knew of course, he’d known since day one
  • but you didn’t know he knew
  • which means his surprise party would be extra surprising he only hoped you liked that kind of thing
  • sent you on a scavenger hunt while he got everything ready, your party was totally space-themed
  • by then, you realized he knew
  • but you thought the scavenger hunt was it
  • so when it led you to his house, you were just expecting him with a goofy grin and honey buddha chips or something
  • then the door sang Happy Birthday to you which you loved
  • when you came in and all of RFA yelled “Surprise!” you almost cried
    • “I didn’t want anyone to feel like I was expecting anything so I didn’t tell anyone…thank you so much.” you felt so special
  • lots and lots of kisses and cuddles and making everyone tell you two to get a room

✦V:

  • you were cooking lunch when you finally said something out of necessity
    • “Oh, my parents are insisting on taking me out to dinner for my birthday tonight…I’d love it if you came, too.”
  • you heard him set his pipe on the table and you turned around
  • he was silent for a moment
    • “…It’s your birthday?”
  • he looks hurt oh no this is not what you wanted
  • you had started to ramble, wanting him to understand
    • “Oh, I didn’t tell anyone! It’s honestly…just another day for me. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it.”
  • he made his way to the kitchen and placed a kiss on your cheek
  • felt around for your hands and laced his fingers through them
    • “Of course I’ll go to dinner with you. But can I make the day at least a little special for you?”
  • how can you say no to that
  • so you two dressed up and took lots of pictures together and he takes lots of you
  • they turned out amazing even with his limited vision

✦Saeran:

  • woke up w/ a groan and Saeyoung standing over him
    • “So what are you gonna do for MC for her birthday?”
  • what
  • was he supposed to know it was your birthday?
  • is that a thing he’s supposed to do? shit
  • deadpan stare, Saeyoung was almost sure he was gonna get punched
    • “…got any ideas?”
    • “Oh! Oh! Tons!”
  • he turned them all down
  • in the end he went with something pretty simple
  • surprised you with ice cream and your favorite cookies
  • and promised to do whatever you wanted all day pls don’t abuse it
  • you were super touched and looked at him with surprise
    • “But…how did you know? I didn’t tell anyone.”
  • you both ended up glaring at a snickering Saeyoung
  • while you were both secretly grateful bc it was a really nice day 

OMG. Charming. Daddy David saying “NO PLACE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY BABY GIRL AND HER PIRATE TO GET MARRIED. SHE IS A ROYAL PRINCESS. GET THE FINEST CHINA IN ALL THE LAND. CAN WE JUST FLY TO ENGLAND AND TALK TO THE QUEEN, MONARCH TO MONARCH, MAYBE BORROW WESTMINSTER—NO, FORGET WESTMINSTER ABBEY. LET’S GET THE POPE UP IN HERE, SOME MIDDLEMIST FLOWN IN FROM NEW ZEALAND, WE CAN DESIGN A CUSTOM BALLROOM FROM MARBLE. GET THE DWARVES DOWN IN THE MINES – CAN SOMEONE GET ADELE ON THE PHONE? SHE OWES ME A FAVOR. SHE CAN SING AT THE RECEPTION. WE’RE GETTING THE BEST.”

anonymous asked:

IF YOURE STILL TAKING REQUESTS, COULD YOU PLEASE DRAW SHORT HAIRED ALLURA!?

*sdfbwrogoboiwrobg* starts playing. HELL YES, I CAN. I never knew how much i needed this until now. I love her, oh my god. (I imagined if Allura ever got short hair, it would be fluffy, big and all over the place.) 

My Kallura shipping ass has got some theories about how allura would get short hair below: 

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anonymous asked:

Okay reader and Ethan go to Disney World together. Omg I'm excited just thinking about it.

I love disney i fw this so hard

•eth planning a 5 day trip there

•"okay so monday we go to magic kingdom, and then tuesday we go to hollywood stu-“
“Ethan its okay, we’ll play things by ear”

•ethan and you getting matching ears

•cute photo ops with characters

•ethan taking a pic with cinderella because his hair matches her dress

•eth making jokes about how its your castle because you’re his princess

•eth referring to you as princess for the entire trip

•taking little vlogs of your trip to disney

•you and eth splurging on star wars merch

•"do you think i’d be a good luke?“
“I think you’re a good ethan”
“Thats cute but what about luke”

•light saber fights

•you & eth swooning over cute babies in costumes

•taking a corny kissing pic in front of the castle (and inspiring so much fanart)

•watching the firework show together

BONUS

•when you get back to your hotel n you guys are about to fall asleep eth looks at you so dreamy

•"hey (y/n)?“
"Yeah babe?”
“Thanks for being my princess”

ITS SO CORNY BUT IM DYING ETH WOULD BE SUCH A CORNY CUTE BF

My weekend was rags to riches and fast

Story time, I met this guy while I was clubbing the other weekend who’s my age and wanted me to come hang out with him but we never made solid plans, eventually I came like kinda last minute and he picks me up in a dusty ass weed smelling shitty car and i was like wtf cause he made it seem like his family had money. Anyway so he told me we were gonna go VIP clubbing with champagne and shit and i was super down, he told me we just need to go pick up his other friends in a city nearby. “Nearby” apparently means an hour drive, so we get his friends but they take forever to get ready and by the time were back in the main city its literally like 3am and Im tired and annoyed so Im like you need to get me a hotel this is bullshit blah blah blah, this motherfucker takes me to a hotel and when I get out of the car he fucking speeds off!!!! Omg you guys I was literally stranded looking like 

I just go and get a fucking room, my heart was RACING but I calmed down and eventually fell asleep.

In the morning I just laid in bed on social media/tinder for awhile trying to figure out if I should go home or just make the most of being in this other city. During this I match with a bunch of rich looking guys obviously but this one guy I was messaging told me he’s looking for a “princess to spoil” Jackpot. So he eventually picks me up for lunch in his nice ass Range Rover (getting in cars with strangers is an extremely reckless thing to do and I would not recommend but you know how I am) so we get lunch and then he says he’s on his way back to a city thats near where I live and that he can drop me at the train station there to go back from, Im like sure whatever at this point i was tired and he was being really nice. So we were in the car for like 2 hours together talking and I found out a ton of stuff about him, he owns businesses all over Europe and has properties everywhere, London, Dubai, Miami, Paris, etc. He like felt up my titties in the car and was like ah yes you’re perfect (CRINGE lmao) Anyway Im fucking ecstatic I met this guy but then he straight up tells me he’s looking for a sugar baby to meet twice a month and he starts saying how when we know each other better hell get me louboutins and shit. He drops me at the train station and gives me 250 bucks. 

Originally posted by iheartswagdouble

Im like wtf Im not gonna go home the weekend is still young!! So yeah I’m currently on my way to another city to go clubbing, hotel booked and everything. MANIFESTATION IS REAL. 

THE PRINCESS AND THE GROUNDER (Roan x Reader)

Request: Omg i love your roan x reader imagines! Could you do one where the reader is from the sky people and she’s considered “the princess” of the sky people and a total badass warrior fighting for her people and when roan finally meets her he instantly fall in love and tries to make her HIS princess but quickly find out that she is determined to to stay loyal to her people so she play hard to get to. Her people and azgeda decides to show loyalty to each other and marry their princess and roan together


Roan paces through the camp, his eyes narrow as he watches you training. He’s never seen anything like it. The way you move quickly yet quietly, striking down your opponent with ease. Bellamy stands next to Roan, noticing the princes’ parted lips.

 “Mhmm.” He smirks, “Our princess has that effect.” 

“She’s your princess?” He questions, his eyebrows raise when he sees you smiling and laughing as you help your opponent up. 

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The Queen celebrates a major milestone with this exclusive portrait for V.F.’s latest issue.

“The most moving, important thing about this shoot is that these were all her ideas,” says Leibovitz. “She wanted to be photographed with her grandchildren and great-grandchildren; her husband, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh; her daughter, Anne, the Princess Royal; and her corgis. I was told how relaxed she was at Windsor, and it was really true. You get the sense of how at peace she was with herself, and very much enthralled with her family.”

AkaYona Ch. 141 - Review

My dearest Yona nerds, I’m back again with another review/some thoughts on the latest chapter! So let’s get started right away…

We finally got what we’ve been waiting for since like forever: The confrontation between Yona and Soo-Won. I really like how Yona has grown. She’s not the weak, naive princess who used to cry just because of her messy hair. Of course we, the readers, already know about her astounding development. But this time it’s a little different, because the one who is confronted by the new Yona is Soo-Won himself.

It’s funny how the first thing that comes to his mind when noticing that Yona came without Hak is “Omg, where’s Hak? Did she come all by herself? Without Hak? Is he also being held in Xing Kingdom? Hak, where are you? Hak! Hak!!! HAAAKKK!!!”. It’s kinda cute and also shows us how much he still cares for both Hak and Yona. And Yona was able to read his usually well-hidden thoughts once again. And he’s all like “How did you know what I was thinking?”. Very well written, Kusanagi-sensei!

Now, let’s focus on this point for a while… To me it was obvious that Soo-Won was already well aware of his father’s crimes. But the interesting part here is his reply to Yona’s question. Under what circumstances is it righteous to throw the heads of prisoners over the castle walls? I’d really like to see an explanation for defending his father’s ideals. Maybe he’s been living in a constant denial. Well, until now of course:

Yona shamelessly stood up against him, which also made him face the harsh reality. Like Yona said, it’s the first time he was unable to hide his emotions completely. But yeah, of course Keishuk is the one who interferes in the conversation. .__.

Ah, so King Il knew it all along. This could explain why he acted so overprotective of Yona. And it may also be the reason why they banished the priests from the castle grounds. It also looks like Soo-Won and Il were in the middle of a serious discussion. Did Soo-Won try to convince King Il one last time and asked him for permission to marry Yona? Or was it Yu-Hon who King Il was talking to and Soo-Won just overheard the conversation (which would mean that he was still a child back then). Kusanagi has just given us a small piece of information, but in the end, it gets even more confusing…

Just as Keishuk acted all shitty again, Lili came to Yona’s rescue. That’s my girl! We need more Lili moments in the manga, she’s such an underrated character if you ask me.

And the moment he realizes that Lili is good friends with Yona - I’ve never seen such a pissed face in the entire manga. It really made me lol! xD And in order to safe Yona from being captured by the soldiers, she spilled the beans. If this revelation won’t backfire on Soo-Won, I don’t know what it will:

After that, Yona tries to convince Soo-Won once again. And just look at how his expression suddenly changes after hearing her powerful words:

He finally gave in and asks her why she believes that this approach will work. He’s normally not that kind of person who will listen to someone else’s opinion so easily, but this time, it’s different. And let me say that I’m not only proud of Yona, but also Soo-Won. It’s proof enough that he’s not the cruel person everyone thinks he is. I’m already sensing the beginning of a great character development.

After everything he did, Yona still trusts him as a king (and also human being). We can only assume what he’s thinking right now, but I guess it’s something like “Why do you even say such things? After all, I ruined your life… And regardless of all the horrible crimes I commited, you’re still able to view me in such a way?”

Whoops, I guess Lili isn’t even recognizing how her words could affect Soo-Won’s position as a king. She’s still kind of naive, but I’m sure she’ll learn from the consequences. But as we can see, she still believes in him and mentions how he also saved her life. I don’t care what everyone else thinks, but I still ship them so hard! Their dynamic is so great! <3

Keishuk, just get your shit together! Judging by the way he looks, he’s clearly plotting something to get rid of Yona. He’s kinda scary and I hope he’ll die soon… Sorry, Keishuk fans, but he’s a clear threat to everyone else!

Hak’s not the only one who finds Tao’s supporters fishy. They’re definitely hiding something. Maybe they’ll try to get rid of Kouren by using Princess Tao. Idk, but something seems off here.

I somehow expected a hiatus after this chapter, but it looks like we’ll be getting chapter 142 sooner than expected (June 5th)… I’m so looking forward to it!

love in a time of social media

love in a time of social media
part one. shance. eventual nc-17.
alternate universe. lance is the king of shitposts and selfies. shiro is an artist who loves his dog and fatalistic humor. somehow, they fall in love.
warning! underage drinking and casual use of marijuana

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They meet online.

Specifically, they meet on tumblr. Shiro is an artist of middling popularity and Lance is a shitposter of the highest caliber. Shiro follows Lance months before Lance follows him; indeed, Lance is unaware of Shiro’s work until Shiro @’s him in a small comic.

‘I couldn’t resist,’ Shiro types below the image. 'Thank you for the inspiration, @lances-a-lot.’

Shiro—@white_iron—has a simple art style and a sharp sense of humor that makes Lance laugh out loud. He reblogs the comic, telling his followers to check it out, and proceeds to creep on Shiro’s blog. Lance’s first stop is Shiro’s small about section.

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Neville Imagine 2

oRequest: I do hope your requests are still open. If possible could I get a Neville Longbottom one where he is a professor and the reader teaches Charms or Astrology and they keep bumping into each other and the students low key ship them? If there’s a form or something I need to fill out please tell me. Anyway/ Regardless of if this gets accepted. I just want to say that I enjoy your work. Please keep it up :)

Omg ur so sweet!! @thesniffler ily so much!! this was so nice to get!! ur so polite i can tell u have a heart of gold :) I’m super exited to write this!!

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“Y/n Y/l/n,” McGonagall began, “You’ve been accepted for the position of Charms Professor, and we are happy to welcome you back to Hogwarts.”

You smiled brightly, you’re dream job was yours, “I know its only been a few years,” you thought about your old memories, “but it feels like much too long.”

“We have another new teacher this year, Neville Longbottom, I believe you were in the year above him?”

“Uh, yeah,” you blushed, remembering your old crush, “’rings a bell.”

On the first day of school you rushed to board the Hogwarts Express, almost missing it. Not paying attention to where you were going, you opened a cabin door and ran directly into someone. You fell on the ground and looked up at the man on top of you… Neville Longbottom. Damn, he had grown up nicely. You felt his breath on your lips and held your own.

“I am so sorry!” He apologized, scrambling to get off you and then helping you up. 

He looked at you after you dusted off your pants and blushed, smiling, “Y/n? Y/n /y/ln? Is that you?”

You blushed and laughed, “That’s me!”

“It’s me, Neville, I was in the year below you,” he shook your hand.

“Yeah, I remember. We used to talk sometimes.”

“Yeah,” he paused, almost like he was remembering all the little conversations and blushes, “I really do wish we had kept in touch.”

“Yeah, me too.”

“Well, sorry for,” he gave a short laugh, “falling on top of you and all. Would you like to sit?”

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“Professor Y/l/n?” You heard one of your first years, Anna, question sweetly from behind you as you were writing on the board, the one hundredth school day of your time as a teacher at Hogwarts had just ended and you were brainstorming about the sixth year’s lesson plan for the next day.

You turned around and smiled, “Hi, Anna! What’s up?”

“Well,” she shifted her feet, “I-I was wondering if you could explain the Charms homework. I d-don’t understand.”

“Of course! Let me see what you’re having trouble with.”

After you explained the instructions clearly and showed her what she was messing up on, you sent her on her way and then spent the rest of the night (after finishing your lesson plans) working on a tricky new charm you had been trying to get to work. 

After one particular attempt you knew you screwed up the second the words left your mouth. After waiting a second for the backfire, nothing happened and you sighed in relief. You had celebrated too soon; suddenly, there was a small explosion and a sharp ringing in your ear. You were on the ground, your arm twisted in a weird way and covered in dust. You groaned and attempted to sit up. Fire-like pain shot through your elbow and you played back down, grimacing with hot tears growing in the corners of your harshly shut eyes. 

“Are you okay?” You heard the voice over the ringing, but it sounded far away. You looked up for a second through the spots covering your vision to see a handsome man with a concerned expression before you blacked out.

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You woke up in the Hospital Wing, sitting up and flexing your newly-healed shoulder. You looked over.

“Glad you’re awake.”

“N-Nev- I mean, Professor- I didn’t,” so the handsome man that helped you was none other than your hot colleague, Neville Longbottom. 

He laughed, “It’s fine. And how many times do I have to tell you, call me Neville! Are you feeling better.”

“Uh, yeah… Neville,” he smiled when you said his name and you blushed, “Thanks for helping me out.”

“No problem. What were you working on?”

“Just a charm I’ve been trying to get right. I came up with the idea a while ago, but I can’t get it right. I’m trying to create a charm that covers plants and waters them that also allows air to get through the surrounding bubble that would be created.”

“Really?” His eyes lit up excitedly, “Well, I am the Herbology Professor, maybe I could help you?”

You blushed, somewhat surprised that the charming man would want to spend time with you, “Yeah, sure! Um… what about after classes dismiss for the day?”

“Yeah, that sounds good!” You looked at the clock and gasped, “My sixth years are just arriving! I’ll be late!”

You sprung up and ignored the brief dizzy feeling and began rushing to class. Neville sprung up as well and followed you out into the hall, turning the corners just as quickly as you were. 

“A-at least let me walk you to your class,” he muttered nervously.

“Oh, thank you Neville that’s so sweet,” you smiled back at him, picking up the pace.

Pretty soon you had arrived at the door to your classroom. You opened and rushed in, the sixth years immediately silenced and waited for you to speak. Just as you had caught your breath and opened your mouth to speak, Neville stuck his head in and smiled at the class before turning to you.

“See you later, y/n, hope you’re arm’s feeling better.”

You remained silent, staring with wide eyes at the door Neville had closed behind him as he left. Your class began laughing.

“I see you finally took our advice, Professor,” one girl, Hannah, laughed, “We told you on the first day of school ya’ll would be so cute together.”

“And Professor Longbottom talks about you all the time!” The boy, Malcolm, added. 

“Oh, nothing’s going on. ….Wait…. H-he does?” You questioned suddenly intrigued. 

The class shared a collective smirk. 

“Whatever,” you blushed, “it doesn’t matter. We have charms to learn!”

Although you carried on with your lesson you couldn’t help but have Neville in the back of your mind the whole time. Sure, the two of you had talked plenty of times before, but you were always a stuttering mess, especially after your older classes began to notice the way you seemed flustered around your colleague. He was sweet and funny and handsome and genuinely brave. You finished the class with a fluttering in your stomach. 

One girl, Jessica, had stayed back to ask you about an upcoming Essay she was having trouble with. You helped her out with her Essay and just as you were about to leave, she stopped you.

“Professor?”

“Yes,” you answered.

“Do you… This might be weird to ask, but do you like Professor Longbottom? Actually? I know all of the students think you’d be adorable together, but what do you think?”

“I-I….” you paused, blushing furiously. Even thinking about him had your stomach in nervous knots. “I guess I do,” you said, mostly to yourself.

Jessica smiled, “Great!” And began walking out without an explanation, “oh and, you should name the baby Jessica jr.”

You laughed at her awkward straightforwardness and erased the board before looking at the time. Crap. You told McGonagall that you would make an announcement before lunch began. You rushed out your room and ran to the Great Hall. You’d had her as a teacher, and you weren’t sure you wanted to cross her as your boss. You busted through the doors of the Great Hall and ran directly into something. You fell on the ground and someone landed on top of you. The Great Hall went silent. 

You looked up at Neville and blushed, “I’m not complaining,” you began, “but we really must stop meeting like this.”

He laughed and looked into your eyes, “It seems as though you’re the one who’s always bumping into me.”

He got up and held out a hand to you.

The Great Hall remained silent and you looked around, Neville’s hand still clasping yours. 

“Are they waiting for us to do something?” you whispered to Neville.

“I don’t know,” he responded, looking around.

Your eyes met and after a moments pause, you pulled Neville’s collar towards you as he simultaneously grabbed your waist. The Great Hall burst into cheers as the two of you kissed. 

You pulled a part and looked into his eyes, “I really like you. Actually.”

“Me too. Actually.”

You and Neville walked back up to a McGonagall who looked as though she was fighting back a smile and sat down side-by-side at the teachers table.

The students were still talking and you heard Jessica shout over the crowd, “I told you it would happen!”

Best. Job. Ever.

The Joker x Reader - “Note to Batsy”

From time to time The Joker likes to light up a Batsy signal and bless Gotham’s vigilante with random handwritten messages. Bruce Wayne keeps them all, hoping that one of these days he’ll find something useful that will get Mister J busted for good. So far, no luck: even if the papers have fingerprints all over, there is never a match.

Here is the latest letter Batsy just found on top of the tallest building in Gotham:

NOTE TO BATSY

- I really wanna show you my kid; I have to admit me and Y/N made a very cute baby thanks to my awesome genes and her beauty. Maybe afterwards we can go for a drink. Wait, she’ll kill me if I go drinking and take the baby (don’t read this part, nobody can kill me). But anyway, if we end up going with the kid, don’t be a snitch and tell on me T___T

Wow, what an entitled prick! Bruce thinks, continuing to read. I am not a snitch!

- My Queen has a complaint: when she busted me out of Arkham last week, she noticed that the new straitjacket is a darker gray than the old one. Y/N said it doesn’t go well with my blue eyes, but the previous model did. I’m pretty sure I’ll end up there again so can you tell those guys to switch back to what they use to have? I don’t want my girl upset over such a trivial thing. She absolutely hates it when an outfit doesn’t match my eyes.

- I think I “accidentally” (Ha!Ha!Ha!) blew up your Batmobile today. I have a new grenade launcher I wanted to test, saw your car and Kaboom! But I think nothing happened to it; seemed alright afterwards except the two cracked windows, one flat tire and a bunch of scratches. So if you were wondering who did that, it was me. Were you inside? If you were, that was pretty cool, huh? You’re welcome.

That insane lunatic, it was him! Batsy huffs, annoyed. He had his suspicions.

- We have Commissar Gordon. I really wanted to kill him but Y/N likes him for some reason. Hold on…We had Commissar Gordon, my Kitten set him free like…5 minutes ago, she just told me. My God, do you ever have problems with your woman?! My Queen does what she pleases and she gets on my nerves sometimes. Any advice? Don’t read that, I don’t need advice from you.

- Can you be more careful when you chase us? Two nights ago we had a date and you almost ruined it. I had to take a sharp turn on 84th and Glisson St., she clenched to my arm so hard she broke a nail. A NAIL! My Doll hates breaking nails! I had to hear about it since. Can you be more considerate?! Pay attention to what you’re doing, man! If this happens again I will send my Pumpkin to you and see how you like to hear about it 24/7. Yes, this is a threat.

I don’t think you want to deal with her, she’s a tough little cookie. OMG, I love cookies and we just run out of the dark chocolate chip ones. If we meet for that drink so you can see the baby, can you bring me some? All my henchmen are away with business -see? I keep you busy, you’re welcome – and I am too important to go get that myself. And I can’t send my Princess; if she breaks another nail I’m screwed.

What the hell is he ranting about?! Bruce squints his eyes because he already forgot what the paragraph was about. He reads the last part again and sighs: Definitely needs some strong medications…

- Y/N wants to have at least 3 more kids.  AT LEAST THREE!!! Aren’t you happy there will be more like me around? I think it’s awesome - you’re welcome. I am tired from being a dad but I manage, I’m not The Joker for nothing.

- Oh, this is my request: next time I end up in Arkham I want to be in a glass cell. Why the hell did they put me behind brick walls last time?! How is everyone supposed to enjoy my handsomeness and breathtaking personality if they don’t see or hear me?! I bet the ladies were upset. Don’t tell my Queen though; she gets really jealous when other girls look my way. But how could I help it? I am just God’s gift to humanity – you’re welcome again by the way.

- I have to cut it short now, the baby’s crying and I am on dad duty at the penthouse because Y/N is breaking into Gotham Bank to steal some diamonds she wants badly. By the time you read this it should all be done with. Let me know when you wanna see my kid.

Another memorable note, Batsy concludes, folding the paper and placing it inside his belt. But I kind of want to see the baby…

Also read- MASTERLIST:

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153664676321/joker-x-reader-masterlist