omg!!11!!!!1!

DESTIEL COFFEE SHOP AU:

-dean’s casually going out to his favourite coffee shop la dee daaaa

-omg!1!1!11! there’s a new server today where the heck did he come from

-oh boi he’s cute

-and his EYES OH MY GODS

-Dean in distress b/c he’s like “oH but I’m straight??? I’m sO confused r.i.p.”

-*cough* “heeyyy…” (awkward introduction)

-Dean comes back the next day b/c hoo boi that server was nice (and cute but he won’t admit that to himself)

-exchange of phone numbers

-guESs whAT they go to the same college!!!

-they spend way too much time together

-Benny becomes their wingman

-he ships it so hard

-Dean’s just like ‘screw it I’m bi’

-Dean is an amazing electric guitar player

-and his VOICE oh boy

-Cas too

-he plays the piano

-and Cas’ art is great great great

-they make a youtube channel

-they produce covers

-they get tons of fans

-everyone thinks they’re dating

-even the professors at college

-Cas gets fed up during a livestream on younow and kisses Dean angrily

-”there. I kissed him. You guys happy now?”

-Dean blushes and dies

-’I love you’ s are exchanged

-happy musical relationship!! yay

doyoung as your roommate
  • this lil bunny as your roommate would be amazing ngl
  • when you guys first meet,,,,
  • would probably be when you enter the room and see him
  • you were his roommate because fate
  • you saw him and he was unpacking his things
  • he saw you and he kinda blUSHED and looked away
  • you thought he was rude bc he didn’t greet you
  • but he was cute so you let that slip away
  • the first day was awkward but the second day turned out better
  • you guys actually exchanged hellos
  • which was a good thing
  • you guys talked and talked and you started to knew his personality
  • days went by and you two became close friends
  • not best friends but just really close (bc you guys were roomies ;)))
  • oK when you have your monthly bloody hell,,,
  • and your cramps just kinda comes to you
  • i mEAN ITS HIS FIRST TIME HAVING A GIRL AS A ROOMIE
  • AND HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY SISTERS SO 
  • aND HE WOULDN’t UNDERSTAND HIS MOM’S PERIOd bc he’s a boi
  • and he would ask you
  • “are you okay? what’s happening?”
  • “do you need anything?”
  • and you’d look at him
  • “pads, chocolates, ice cream, hugs, netflix oH and wings with the pads pls thx”
  • doyoung be like
  • ???????????????????
  • but seeing you dying like a dying fish,,
  • he’d run off and buy you those things
  • when he came back he’d put all those things in front of you
  • and sit next to you
  • since you guys are “close friends”
  • he would scoot closer to you
  • and probably give you a lil hug awkwardly and blushing
  • a few months went by and you two are like super close,
  • you guys do everything together
  • when you’re sad,
  • he’d hug you and pat your back and make random small shapes on your back with his thumb
  • he would be either rest his chin on your head or his head snuggling on your shoulder
  • he would whisper 
  • “its okay im here”
  • “dont cry dont cry shhhhhhh”
  • oH OH OH and when he’s sad or depressed,,,
  • he’d spit all his words out
  • and of couRSe he’d pull you into a hug and you’d hug back but you’d be shocked
  • his tears would stream down and probably make your shoulders a bit wet
  • every time something he says hits him he’d hug you closer
  • and then he’d break the hug 
  • and look at you 
  • “you’d never do that to me, right?”
  • “pls don’t leave me, y/n”
  • and then he’d cry harder and hug you again
  • OK OK SO UH 1 YEAR HAS PAST
  • YOU GuYs are still roommates
  • you start to develop feelings for doyoung
  • but you were too afraid to tell him
  • one day he asked you to go watch a movie with him because his friends ditched him
  • it was a movie (horror movie huehue) you wanted to watch foR SO LONG
  • and it was doyoung 
  • so you said yes
  • he flashed you thE biggest grin with all his teeth showing
  • you guys went to the movies 
  • and he bought the popcorn
  • and you guys sat at the last row 
  • the fucking ass corner
  • bc doyoung is a grandpa
  • you sat at the corner seat and he was next to you
  • every time a scare jump pops out,,,,,,
  • he’d look at you bc he noticed you jump a little 
  • and once another scare jump comes out
  • he’d scoot closer to you
  • and when you used your hands to cover your face bc you were afraid another ass popping out to scare you
  • he threw his arms around your shoulders
  • and when you noticed,
  • you asked
  • “what are you doing?”
  • he’d smile and answer
  • “to protect you from the ghost”
  • he’d smiled at you again
  • and threw his other arm around you
  • and before you knew it, he was hugging you
  • you were getting butterflies
  • and his body warmth was sO WARM and you were so cold that you were shivering
  • and leaned in closer to him and rest your head on his chest
  • you could feel him chuckle
  • when the movie ended,,,,,,,,,!
  • he uh kinda just hmm
  • use his hand to slightly meet yours
  • and then his hand just kinda got shy and stop touching yours
  • the way back home was completely silent
  • you guys didn’t talk about the movie
  • and then when you guys went back to the dorm
  • you flew to your bed and laid down
  • he just kinda stood there near the door
  • and then he walked to you
  • you sat up and asked him whats wrong
  • he blushed suPER HARD
  • and confessed to you
  • “i re-really like you y/n”
  • “i kinda had a thing for you ever since you entered the dorm”
  • you blushed too
  • you couldn’t believe doyoung the bUNNY liked you back
  • and looked down and told him you like him too
  • he would overreact
  • “really? omg !!!11!!1!!1″
  • he would jump everywhere
  • and give you a tight ass hug
  • which you didnt mind bc he was warm af
  • he was overexcited and kinda hmm idk
  • gave you a little peck on the cheek
  • and you were like
  • !!!!!!
  • and he was like 
  • ksjKJFEBKjnsSNJNFJ wHY DID I DO THaT
  • and he just kinda
  • ran to the bathroom
  • and hid for like 5 minutes
  • before coming out properly 
  • and ask you out
  • and a huGE GRIN ON HIS FACE
  • and a little peck on the lips too :))))))

in honor of doyoung’s birthday (a bit late im sorry), i made this! hope all doyoung stans enjoy it!

anonymous asked:

OMG!!11!!1!11! HAMILSHIT WAS -1'64 AND JEFFERSIN WAS 20'0.54!!1!!!!! YOU ARE OFFENDING THE DEAD FOUNDING FATHERS!1!11!!!1!

My god ive created a monster

  • Tumblr: OMG support bisexuals!!1!11!1 bisexual pride!1 stop bisexual erasure!1!1!1
  • Lady Gaga: I'm bisexual but in a relationship with a man because I love him
  • Snooki: I'm bisexual but married to a guy
  • Anna Paquin: I like men and women but I'm with a guy just now.
  • Tumblr: omg stfu ur all straight, stop faking bisexuality for attention.

anonymous asked:

OMG!!!1!!11!! CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET A PART TWO TO CARTER SNEAKING OUT FIC!!!!11!1!1! I NEED IT IN MY LIFE!!!

Anon 2: I need a joster one shot where Josh is all sad because he thinks his mom will never accept him and Carter doesn’t know how to comfort him so they just hug and cuddle

Part 1

Carter


Will pulled Nico closer to him, his husband sleeping quietly in his arms. Carter channel flipped until Will saw something interesting and told him to go back, his free hand carding through Nico’s hair. “Is Joseph coming over tonight?” Will frowned at the heat emanating from Nico’s forehead and decided maybe they should go to sleep early tonight. “Feels like Nico’s coming down with something so we’ll be heading to bed early. He’s awfully hot.”

“I hadn’t asked. He’s got soccer tonight.” Carter frowned at Nico and glanced at his phone.

“You and I both know that he never actually goes to soccer practice. You usually sneak out and meet him somewhere. Why don’t you just have him come over here tonight? Like I said, Nico’s pretty out of commission tonight, so he won’t even know.” Will glanced over at his son.

“There’s something to be said about your dad telling his son to convince his boyfriend to skip practice, obviously lie to his mom about where he’s going, and sneak into his son’s room while his other dad is sick.” Carter smiled despite himself and picked his phone up.

“There’s something to be said about having a house full of testosterone too, but you’re too young to hear that one.” Will stood up with Nico in his arms. “Help me get Nico to bed and don’t be too loud.” Carter jumped up to  help and when they got Nico situated in bed without him even stirring, Will sighed. “He’s coming down with something.” He turned to look at his son. “Just try to keep it quiet.”

Carter grinned and mock saluted him. “You got it, Dad. Joseph will be here in a few.”

-

“What if she never loves me?” Joseph was sprawled across Carter’s bed, wondering aloud about his mother while Carter played with his hair.

“I don’t know. You know I don’t mean to offend you, but your mother seems like the kind of person who will never change.”

Joseph snorted. “None taken. She still doesn’t even like to send texts, she emails me.” Carter smiled. “It would still be nice to know if she’s ever going to actually know me.”

“I know.” Carter spoke softly, pulling Joseph into his arms. “If it means anything, my dads love you.” His soft green eyes stood out in the darkness of Carter’s room, his fingertips trailing stars and random patterns on his boyfriend’s hip. “Especially Pop. He loves knowing that Cindy’s only son quote ‘has his tongue down my son’s throat’.” Carter heard Joseph laugh quietly and he smiled. “I wasn’t supposed to hear that. He was talking to Dad about us. He’s really proud of us.”

“Well, besides the sneaking around.” Joseph added.

“Right.” Carter agreed. “He hates the sneaking around. He says he’d be perfectly fine with whatever we’re doing while we’re sneaking. He just hates not knowing.” A knock on his door pulled Carter out of his thoughts. Will’s head popped in and Carter sat up, noticing the worry in his father’s brow. “Is everything okay?”

“Nico’s sick. Like, throwing up everywhere sick. I’m going to take him to the hospital. Will you two be okay by yourselves?”

Carter glanced at Joseph and smiled. “Yeah. We’ll be fine.”


Werewolf AU will be out tomorrow

anulworld  asked:

movie asks: 1 and 11 :)

omg heeyyyy 


1: Favourite movie(s)

this is a hard one to answer because there’s a LOT 

2001: a space odyssey, breakfast at tiffany’s, citizen kane, the shining, annie hall, vertigo, psycho, sabrina, to kill a mockingbird (the one with gregory peck), reservoir dogs, the longest day, dr. strangelove, a clockwork orange, the royal tenenbaums, the grand budapest hotel, the life aquatic with zissou, interstellar, the back to the future trilogy, contagion, the birds, moonrise kingdom, rushmore, 5 centimeters per second, gone girl, la la land, the brand new testament, the goonies, ferris bueller’s day off
BASICALLY THERES A LOT

11: Favourite film character(s)

ANY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FILM IT’S LIKE THEY’RE BOTH PARTS IRRITATING AND ENDEARING 

IMAGINE HOW THEY FEEL! ALMOST ALL OF THESE PAST LIKE 5 MONTHS HAVE BEEN ‘OMG!11!1 DNP SLEEP TOGETHER1!!! PHILS BEDROOM IS A SET!11!’ AND NOT EVEN 5 FUCKING DAYS AGO EVERYONE WAS CALLING THEM RACIST! STFU AND GO HOME AND SLEEP. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK YOU WOULDN’T DO THAT IN YOUR RIGHT MIND

Feminist Logic

Guy: I have a preference when girls have their armpits and the pubic area shaved.

Feminists: OMG BODYSHAMING! WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POLICE WHAT PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR BODY?! I DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR GROSS OPPRESSIVE BULLSHIT! MY BODY MY RULES!

Girl: Guys with hair are gross.

Feminists: OMG so true. When will men realize that they look so unattractive with hairy chests and pubes. Would it kill them to shave and have hygiene for once?

Guy: I have a preference for thin girls

Feminists: OMG FATPHOBIA!!11 BODYSHAMER!1!! YOU ARE LITERAL SCUM!11! OMG YOU ARE TOO IGNORANT TO APPRECIATE FULL FIGURED GODDESSES SUCH AS US!1!! REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!!1!1

Girl: Some gross fat guy asked me out, I have standards, tubby. I’m only attracted to tan fit guys.

Feminists: It’s good to have standards. Toned guys are so hot. When will those fat guys realize that society finds them unattractive?

Feminist: OMG Why won’t guys be attracted to me?! They’re so shallow falling for those skeletons.

Guy: I think you’re beautiful even if you’re not thin

Feminist: OMG YOU’RE PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE FAT FETISHISTS!11 I’M NOT YOUR FETISH!!1 STOP SEXUALIZING ME!1!!1 FUCKING MEN THINK THEY CAN VIEW WOMEN AS OBJECTS!!!11

Feminists: ugh men sexualizing lesbians. They don’t exist for your fantasies, they’re people too.

*obsesses over Destiel, writes tons of yaoi fanfics, harasses BBC for Johnlock, ships real life males with other males even if they’re already in a relationship, says stupid shit like how they want a gay best friend so they can have someone to shop with and talk about boys*

Feminist: Women should not be shamed for what they wear, their body image, sexuality, the amount of sex, or things that are beyond their control.

Person: *argues against feminism showing evidence of flaws with the concept*


Feminists: lol I bet he’s a white fat virgin neckbeard fedora dudebro that jacks off to MLP and cuddles his waifu pillow. I bet he’s butthurt that he’s never got any girl to suck his tiny dick xp

Feminists: there’s nothing more fragile than a male’s ego xp

“OMG people are calling girls bossy. Instead of letting them shrug it off and grow from it we should form a hugbox to let this evil word be erased. Being called bossy could hurt a girl’s self esteem because we’re going to assume girls have a fragile self esteem. We need to ban the word bossy because it will hinder girls from growing up to become successful as told by female celebrities who were called bossy and grew up to be successful.”

Feminists: Feminism is about gender equality

“Transmen are traitors! Was being a female not good enough for you, huh?! How dare you join the male scum!”


“Transwomen are not true women! They’re just men invading our sanctuary and trying to benefit off us!”

Feminists: Gender roles are toxic! No one should be stereotyped what they can or cannot do based on gender!

“There’s no such thing as a male rape victim, if he didn’t want it, he would have easily overpowered the rapist”

“Oh wah, your ex girlfriend beat you up, stop being such a pussy and get over it”

Feminists: We should build a shelter for women rape/abuse victims

Guy: Hi, I’m a survivor of sexual assault and I think there should be a shelter for both genders.

Feminists: OMG FUCKING MEN THINKING THEY’RE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING!1!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT ABOUT THEMSELVES!11 “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ? MEN GET RAPED TOO WAH WAH MALE TEARS

Man says something sexist = misogynist

Woman says something sexist = inspirational

Feminists: Silly MRAs, there’s no such thing as misandry

“Kill all men”

*pastel picture of a feminine forest creature with a banner that reads “Men are gross”*

“Males are a disease”

“If my child becomes a male I’m disowning it”

“Men are useless in society”

“We can just use bone marrow and sperm banks to create babies, lol men are obsolete we should eradicate them”

“Friendly reminder that all men are potential rapists”

“wah wah male tears”

“What do you call the useless end of a penis? A man!”

“Men like being treated this way”

“Male scum”

“Nothing pleasures me more than males suffering”

“I’m swimming in their tears”

“If you are a cismale get the fuck off my blog”

“MISANDRY4LYFE”

Also notice how “Transmisandry” is also non existent to them but Tumbrites will throw “Transmisogyny” at everything under the sun.

anonymous asked:

what do you think about Vic Mignogna voicing Rin?

I think that i’ll never be able to spell his surname right, that’s what I think.

Seriously tho, people on this site will probably believe it if i said i fucked Suzuki Tatsuhisa and the sky is green, so im not surprised shit is going down. Some whiny butthurt fangirl cried that he didn’t sign her porn, so he MUST BE A HOMOPHOBE OMG!1!!11

Girl, just because he didn’t want to put his name on your fetish fuel doesn’t mean he hates humanity. And he’s friends with J. Michael Tatum so shut your trap please and thank.

Hating him for something he hasn’t done is dumb, and taking every single thing you read on the internet for granted is even dumber lmao.

Now, if you dislike him because you think his voice is not going to fit Rin, fair enough, that’s okay. Personally, I’ll wait to hear his performance before passing judgment. BUT since this comes from a person who has watched a good chunk of the first season solely for that Matsuoka guy, Vic please, do your best.

- admin Lon

I would just like to say a few words about Creek.

I know, I know, Creek is everywhere and nobody cares about the actual issues with the finale (lazy writing and no Kyle speech, for example) because CREEK STAYED CANON OMG!!11!1!1!1

I can see how this “distraction” may seem annoying to those who would like to focus on something more “relevant”. BUT. There’s a huge “but”.


South Park is the first show to acknowledge the existence of a specific slash pairing and make it canon without making fun of it whatsoever. On Supernatural you have the musical where the nice girl talks about subtext, and you can see how the protagonist is grossed out by it, or, even worse, the occasional joke made by the occasional guest star. On Sherlock you have that little fanclub composed of weirdos who hint at a possible Sherlock/Moriarty crack ship.

But on South Park, oh, guys. On South Park you have the writers saying “we don’t understand it, but we don’t judge it, we don’t even think it’s that weird, look: it’s canon now”. Which other show has done that? 

They used Creek, and slash, not as comic relief, but as a way to truly make people happy (see: the mayor and the town citiziens). And they didn’t tear it apart at the end of the season. There was no mockery. They associated slash with love (which is what us, in the fandom, associate it with), not with weird or cheap laughs. 

I think they took a huge step forward and I think that this whole Creek-freakout is justified. Of course, there were other issues, but please let’s give them this: no other show has done this before and it’s wonderful.