Okay, so Peter has an insane metabolism and needs to eat like constantly. One day he's hitting it from the back and you turn your head to look at him, ya know cause eye contact is sexy, and you see this fucker eating a goddamn twinkie mid-thrust. "Peter! Stop eating!" "But babe I'm hungry!" "Fine! You get one twinkie every time I cum." "Challenge accepted." Cool right? Except now every time he eats one, you both get ridiculously horny because you associate them with having orgasms.
*Phoenix teleports into Waterfall and starts looking around. He needed something from Waterfall that you can't find in a genocide route. Along the way he starts muttering something and the echo flowers pick it up*
Mythy was at his post in Waterfall when he heard muttering. He started to walk towards the source of the sound. He turns around to seE PHOENIX?!?! He didn’t really want to interact with Phoenix after the ‘incident’. Mythy waited a while until Phoenix was a small dot in his vision. He then noticed the Echo Flowers were echoing something so he bends down to listen. ((OMFG YESH I WAS PLANNING TO DO SOME KIND OF ROLEPLAY YESH THANK U @theshiningdiamond !!))
Have you seen the new emotes in the recent beta update? They're all so adorable! Symmetras and Junkrats are just beyond perfect too ;w;
I DID. I SAW BOTH JUNKRAT’S AND SYMMETRA’S AND I’M DYING BECAUSE I
NEED THEM. god I hope they’re not in lootboxes because. god. look i’ve
already spent more than i’m willing to admit on summer games loot boxes
to get my children’s intros and emotes, i do not need to spend even more
than i’m willing to admit to get more
BECAUSE I COMPLETELY WOULD I MEAN DID YOU SEE JUNRKAT’S LOUNGE EMOTE FFFFFF HE EVEN CRAWLS HIS FINGERS ON THE GROUND like holy fuck mom i need that in my life stat and just??/ symmetra’s
little prim sit and IS THAT A LAUGH FROM HER???? OH MY GODDDDDD
also saw Zenyatta’s cUTE ADORABLE LITTLE LAUGH like omfg my precious
child look at him hes so perfect ;v; his meditation is beyond amazing,
too, the little orbs play tones??
oh god. i need these. all of these. all of them. i am so weak
so i got tagged by @smol-hux and @that-oboist both to do this! is this the cutest meme ever or what??!?! omfg… *swoons*
rules: post 10 characters you would kiss
Armitage Hux - i don’t want to kiss him, so much as BE kissed BY him? I don’t think he’s the kind of guy one goes around kissing! I think you EARN getting kissed by him! and i don’t even think he’d kiss you on the mouth unless it was some kind of power play!
Kylo Ren - uhhhh… this would be utterly terrifying… (O v O) cuz for as much as i feel like he has a vulnerable side, gawd knows any circumstance he’d kiss me in wouldn’t be that kind! i also don’t feel like you get to do the kissing, you just get kissed - if you’re lucky! so it would probably be super intimidating! XD
Q - from Skyfall. he is… omg… visual perfection! (to me - lol) (T wT) and even though he’s super smart, you know he hasn’t been kissed all that much and it would be SUPER adorably awesome! <3 <3 <3
Capable - from Fury Road. O~M~G!!! she’s is beautiful, brave, compassionate, and tough as nails! i ADORED her! ohhh to be half the woman she or any woman in that movie is! <3 <3 <3
Kubota Makoto and Tokito Minoru - from Wild Adapter. this is cheating to have two, but you can’t have one without the other, and ohhhhhh to be allowed to kiss both of them at once??!?!?! WITH EACH OTHERS PERMISSION!?!?! UGGGGGGG… they’d smell like murder and instant noodles… *SWOON*
Killua Zoldyck - from HunterXHunter. SWEET GOODNESS! if there was ever a boy that needed a kiss on the forehead and a hug it’s him! he doesn’t need protecting by anyone, but he sure as hell needs a huge dose of motherly compassion and love!
Chitanda Eru - from Hyoka. anybody who’s followed my blog for a long time will know that i LOVE CHITANDA!!! (T 3 T) beautiful, sweet, pure, kind, enthusiastic, smart, dignified, classy, whimsical, ohhhhhhh~!!! i could go on and on and on about why she’s so darling! a kiss on the cheek from her would be like a blessing from an angel!
Techie - from Dredd. lets double down on the Domhnall Gleeson characters shall we?! sweet, sad, precious Techie… omg… i just want to snuggle him in my arms and kiss all his fears away!!! <3 <3 <3
Derek Morgan - from Criminal Minds. I may have the swoons SO BAD for Dr. Spencer Reid, but he ain’t got nothing on the uber handsome, super charming, knight in FBI body armor, Derek Morgan! <3 <3 <3 I’d give anything to be his Garcia for a day!!! (= ///w///=) <3
Balki Bartokomous - from Perfect Strangers. OMFG! laugh all you want! but i ADORE cousin Balki! he’s SO FUCKING CUTE!! UGGG!!! with his stupid accent, and his stupid vests, and his stupid sheep, and his stupid cute nose! omg!!!! he does everything with enthusiasm and optimism! he’s the very definition of a lovable idiot! and lets not forget the dance of joy!
I'm sorry but did you see the pics of Harry today???? I'm literally shaking. the boots the hair the shirt the bulge butt thighs. he's getting into his car omfg. I know requests are closed but anytime sometime I just need a blurb a little something idc what but sex in the car. you guys just needed to get off really quick
I *just* did car sex with he lemon curd blurb… but who knows, man, cause honestly I’m feeling that energy, too. He looks… so good… what the hell is it about this man that causes such mass hysteria?? I’m afraid for my own sanity… good god….
dude omfg honestly way to stay positive and keep bloggin, i love your blog and i'm really sorry to see so many shitty assholes feel the need to send anti ryan ross messages to you, a ryan ross blog, like??? the ONLY reason to do that is to be a jerk and "sharing an opinion" is way different than forcing complete negativity onto someone who is a totally harmless and obviously big fan of something. sorry you have to deal with that, keep being awesome!!
!!! Thanks so much, this is honestly so nice of u to say!!! I’m just trying to spread the good word on our boy ryro and I don’t understand why some people are so rude about that, but messages like this make it all worth it 😁😘 ily 💋