Anyone else have a pet that only has one mode? Mookie’s is OMFG HUMAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I MUST SHOWER EVERY PART OF YOU WITH KISSEZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Like chill buddy I want to pet you but I can’t if you death roll like an alligator in my lap when I try


                         Well, at least somebody’s on my side



“I thought what Maria and I had was love. But I was her puppet. She pulled the strings. I didn’t know there was another way… till I found Alice. Now, she’d seen me coming, of course.” Jasper said towards Bella while on the other side Alice was walking towards Jasper in her cheery manner “You kept me waiting long enough.” The brunette said in a lightly and playful manner. “My apologies, ma'am.” A little laughter came out from Jasper’s lips as he spoken out those words “I don’t know what I’d have become without her.” he then said in continuation as he looked towards Bella then back to Alice. Which made the pixie headed girl smiled reassuringly towards him. “Shhh…  You’ll never have to be that again.” 

If Kagari was part of S2

Please imagine the following;

- The interactions between Kagari and Mika. I don’t even need to elaborate on this; he would drive her up the wall :D

- “Gino-san, can I touch your arm?”

- He’d scare the life out of Hinakawa. Honestly. Hinakawa would not have the first clue what to do with Kagari. 

- Although in time they’d become closer, Kagari looking out for him like some kind of older brother. Plus they share games and candy!

- Yayoi/Kagari brotp lives on f o r e v e r 

- Kagari continues to lowkey crush on Shion even though he pretends she grosses him out. Everyone knows he’s crushing in secret. 

- There’s a lot of respect for Akane, but that doesn’t mean he can’t tease her from time to time. 

- He also hides her cigarettes in various places because he hates her smoking. 

- He despises Tougane. 

- Therefore he drives the man insane in every possible way; playing his games just a bit ~too~ loudly (this annoys Tougane and Mika but everybody else is used to it), hiding his things, accidentally loosening a few screws on the man’s desk/ chair/ monitor. The pettiest, most childish and irritating pranks because those are the ones which get under Tougane’s skin most.

Just Friends Part 1

Can u do an imagine where ur friends with andy and austin, but you want more and so do they but you don’t know which one u wanna be with. Uve been sleeping with both of them but they don’t know. Add smut and fluff please. Also you can add whatever

This omfg I LOVE IT so very much. Probably gonna be in parts c: I may use this for a full fanfic one day :o


“Just come over! It’ll be fun,” Austin’s voice said over the phone. 

“Austiiiiiiiiiiin,” I replied, being whiny. “I’m so lazy. And its getting late.”

“I know, so come here and be lazy with me for the rest of the night.”

“Ugh, fine,” I sighed, getting up and slipping on my shoes. “You’re lucky that I like you.”

“You love me and you know it!” he shot back happily. I could practically hear the smile in his voice, which made my flutter a little bit.

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll be there in ten.” With that, I hung up the phone and got in my car, driving over to Austin’s place. It made things really convenient that I lived so close to him seeing as how we spent so much time together. Between him and my other best friend I was practically never at my own place. Which I was fine with because hey, less cleaning.

“Finally!” Austin shouted as I walked in his front door. “It took you forever to get here.”

“Dude, it literally took me like seven minutes. You’re a dork,” I told him. He gave me that gorgeous smile and I plopped down next to him. Austin slung his arm around my shoulders. 

“Whatcha wanna do?” he asked, smiling down at me. I shrugged.

“We could watch Disney movies,” I suggested. Austin got excited immediately and jumped up to put in Aladdin. We sang along to all the songs and even recited the lines to some of our favorite parts. During the movie, I ended up curling into Austin’s side, his arms wrapping around me. When the movie was over, I checked the time to find it was well after midnight.

“Do you just want to stay here tonight? I don’t like you being out by yourself at this time of night,” Austin offered. 

“Sure. Thanks,” I told him. I stayed at Austin’s frequently so it wasn’t a weird set up for us. Part of the reason why? We had started occasionally hooking up every now and then. It didn’t start out that way. I actually had stayed here a lot before we first slept together. It just kinda happened, but we decided not to make it weird because we valued our friendship too much. So it just turned into a kind of…thing. And it wasn’t like I didn’t care about him as more than just a friend. But that whole area was extremely complicated.

“Do you wanna head to bed?” Austin asked. I nodded and we sat up, Austin behind me, stretching out. I felt his hands trail down my sides and I smirked, leaning back into him. His lips found my neck soon enough and I started massaging his thigh. Both of his long arms snaked around my waist and we stood up, walking back to his room like that as he whispered sweet nothings in my ear. 

“Is this why you wanted me to come over tonight?” I asked playfully as I fell back on his bed. Austin crawled over me and immediately started on my neck again. I threw his shirt onto the floor and ran my hands up his colorful chest.

“Not the only reason, but I will say that it was a large contributing factor,” he replied. I laughed loudly. Austin removed my shirt and bra and made his way down to my chest, massaging and biting and licking. I let out a moan and tangled my fingers in his hair, relishing in the feeling of his tongue on my skin. 

“Hurry up already,” I mumbled, wanting him badly. Austin chuckled low in his throat and came back up to my lips. He got his pants and boxer briefs off, my underwear and pants following. 

“I see we aren’t one for foreplay tonight,” Austin observed in a playful way. I bit my lip and shook my head, ready for more. He lined himself up and slowly entered, my nails digging into his back as he did so. I have to admit, Austin was an amazing lover, knowing exactly where to touch and when to do it and what I liked and what I didn’t. When we had both hit our highs, he laid next to me in bed and kissed my temple. “You’re amazing…” he whispered. I turned over to face him, studying his face. I placed my hand on his cheek, seeing the love in his eyes. It absolutely tore me apart. 

Austin’s eyes eventually closed and I continued to lightly stroke his cheek until his breathing evened out and I could tell he had finally fallen asleep. With a sigh, I turned over and laid there, unable to sleep. I stared at the ceiling, drowning in my thoughts. My phone began to vibrate on the side table and I quickly snatched it up, not wanting it to wake Austin.

“Hello?” I whispered, sitting up in bed. I threw Austin’s shirt on to have some clothes.

“Y/N! What are you doing?” Andy’s voice came over. Austin knew that I was rather close with Andy, and vice versa. But Andy had no idea about me staying at Austin’s, let alone sleeping with him.

“I’m in bed, Andy. It’s like 3 in the morning. What’s up?” I asked, exasperated. I got up and crept into the hall so Austin didn’t wake up. There was loud music and what not in the background of the call.

“I want to see you,” he said.

“I can’t tonight, Andy.”

“Okay,” he sighed. “I knew I should have called earlier. Hey, Ash is having a party day after tomorrow. Be my date?” I couldn’t help but smile.

“Sounds great,” I whispered. “I’ll talk to you soon, okay?”

“Sweet dreams, beautiful.” I hung up and snuck back into the bedroom. As I was crawling back into bed, Austin began to stir. He sat up and looked at me groggily.

“What are you doing up?” he asked sleepily, rubbing his eyes.

“I just needed some water. Go back to sleep,” I assured him, runnin gmy fingers through his hair. He laid back down with a small smile and a sleepy sigh.

“I love you,” I heard him whisper. Those words made my heart crack. 

“I know,” I whispered back once Austin was back to sleep. “I know.”

Dragon (Josh Diaz x Reader) Part 3

(part 1) (part 2) (part 4) (part 5)


Anon asked, “Omfg!! I loved your Josh Imagine- the dragon one, so so so much. Could you maybe do another Josh imagine where the reader is Josh’s best friend and the Chimera pack knows that he likes the reader and tease him about it all the time, until he finally tells the reader and they kiss and it’s just fluffy and cute?”

@dunbar09 asked, “One where the reader is a member of the Chimera pack  And one night Hayden, Corey, the reader, and Tracy are having just like a nice talk about life and stuff, and they start talking about people they like and the reader says she likes josh and then something cute happens between her and josh the next day?”

A/N. So, I combined the two, because they worked really well together. I made it extra long to make it up to you guys. And I made it part 3 of the Dragon series because it just seems to flow really well. I hope you like it :) No kiss, because this is building up to some major sh*t. Part 4 is in the works and I have plans for a part 5 and 6 at least. Thoughts? (PS, top pic is the photo, just pretend, and the bottom pic is what the reader looks like once she’s shifted. Tell me what you think of her please :) )

“So, what did you and Josh do last night?” Hayden asked, nudging your side.

You groaned. Someone, Corey probably, had woken up before you and found you and Josh sleeping last night. It wasn’t like anything had happened, but apparently someone’s hand had been on someone else’s ass you couldn’t get them to tell you who was feeling up who. You had a sinking feeling it may have been your fault.

Now they wouldn’t quit bugging you about it, as you struggled to get ready for school with the three of them crowding up your bathroom.

“Nothing happened.” You snapped through a mouth full of toothpaste. “It was getting warm, so we moved into the other room. That’s all. How come none of you are teasing Tracy for the way her and Theo were going at it during the movie last night?”

“Because we know Tracy and Theo are doing the dirty.” Corey winked. “What we didn’t know was that you and Josh were shirtless hugging too.”

“We’re not!” You cried, pausing to spit into the sink. “I swear. Nothing happened. I mean, yes, last night we were hugging and he happened to not be wearing a shirt, but that’s besides the point.”

“Fine.” Tracy pouted. “But it’s nothing to be ashamed about. Josh is cute. I mean, he’s no Theo, but–”

“You mean he’s not a psychotic, power hungry alpha wannabe?” You interrupted. “You’re right. He’s not.”

“You’re getting defensive.” Hayden smiled. “And you’re defending him. Further proof, that’s all I’m saying.” She held up her hands when you growled at her.

You rolled your eyes. “Like you can talk. You went from despising Liam with every fibre of your being to making out with him in like a week.”

“True.” Hayden shrugged. “But in my defence, he got cute.”

“True.” You agreed. “But still. That was awfully fast. And I get it, I really do. For you guys these people anchor you. They help you feel things again instead of being numb. And I’m happy for you. But that’s not how I am. I don’t need an anchor.”

“He doesn’t have to be your anchor.” Corey said. “He’s just someone you feel comfortable with. It doesn’t have to be as deep as you’re making it.”

“It does help though.” Hayden added. “Having someone. Liam and Clarke, they keep me grounded. I don’t know how I’d be able to cope with all of this without them.”

“I know.” Tracy agreed, nodding. “I know you think Theo’s cold, and he is, but with me he’s the only one that makes everything seem real. Otherwise I can’t tell if I’m awake or dreaming.”

“I guess.” You sighed. “But it doesn’t matter anyway. He’s Josh. He likes girls who will sleep with him, and then he loses interest. It’s not worth it to pursue.”

Corey pursed his lips but didn’t say anything, instead excusing himself to go change and get something to eat.

You looked at the girls. “You’re not going to tell Josh about this right? Because nothing happened, and nothing is going to happen. Ever. Got it?”

They both nodded and excused themselves to go get food. You sighed, doing some quick math as you pulled your hair up. If your calculations were correct, Josh would know about this conversation before the end of second period. Shit.

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Jake and Harriett’s day of fun part 30000000. Today we went to the zoo!! And I got to feed a giraffe!! Twice! Because Jake gave me his share of the food to give to the animal! And it was amazing!! That giraffe is my life now. Also, Jake pretended he was a flamingo, we visited the bird sanctuary, and got the best lunch and subsequent icecream I have ever eaten in my life. All in all, a successful day.