omfg-i-can't-breathe

Ninja Skype: Baruto & Sarada
  • Baruto:hey!
  • Sarada:oh hey.
  • Baruto:why did you give me that note to Skype you today? Couldn't you just ask me.
  • Sarada:well the thing is I heard boys carry cooties so I don't think I wanna contract that from you. So Skype was the only option I could think of.
  • Baruto:cooties?! I don't have that? Who the heck said I had cooties dattebasa?
  • Sarada:my mom did. Also my dad thinks I like you.
  • Baruto:you do??
  • Sarada:no, I said my DAD thinks I like you I never said I liked you.
  • Baruto:aw. I mean-- whatever it's not like I care dattebasa.
  • Sarada:wait hold-- someone's here.. shh.. Dad?
  • Sasuke:keep going. I must see if I can hack into his system.
  • Sarada:dad that's the printer.
  • Baruto:what is he doing
  • Sarada:my dad thinks the only way to stop me from talking to you on Skype is to erase the internet.
  • Baruto:is he trying to delete the icon?
  • Sasuke:I KNOW WHAT IM DOING.
  • Naruto:SASUKEEEE !? YOU HAVE SKYPE!?
  • Sarada:I'm hanging up this is getting weird.
  • Sasuke:NO YOULL LOOSE THE SIGNAL. I saw this in a spy movie once.