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  • John : *Enters in the lab at Bart's*
  • Sherlock : OMFG ! MIKE ! WHO DID YOU BRING ! MY FLATMATE !*I WANNA HUG YOU MIKE * ! CUTE ARMY DOCTOR !!! LOVES ADVENTURE ! KEEP HIM ! KEEP HIM ! KEEP HIM ! KEEP HIM ! IMPRESS ! IMPRESS! IMPRESS ! OMG HIS SMILE ! OMFG I AM MELTING ! FOCUS !!!! OMFG HE HAS TAN !! OMG MILITARY HAIRCUT ! KEEP HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE ! OMFG HE WAS WOUNDED !! *I WONDER HOW HIS SCAR FEELS* ! MMMMM ! FOCUS !!! IMPRESSSSS !!!!
  • Sherlock : ( Calmly ) Afghanistan or Iraq?
  • John : *OMFG so smart*
  • Sherlock : *MINE*
I hate profilers (part five)

Word Count: 1,257

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: mentions of bullying

Originally posted by accio-fan-fiction

omfg his smile kills me not my gif

Y/N fell into a deep sleep with Spencer by her side she woke up only to realize that it’s noon the next day. 

“I slept like a log” she voiced yawning “Saturday already?”

“we never got my new phone…” Spencer chucked

 “are you complaining?” Y/N raised an eyebrow at him jokingly 

“hell no…I’ve dreamt of this day for so long…in fact I think I’m still dreaming” he said

 “you’re not..I’ll prove it” Y/N replied reaching for his arm

 “hey no! don’t pinch me!” he swatted your hand away playfully

 “I get it …I’m not dreaming.. I just can’t believe..”

“oh my God don’t be so cliché!” Y/N jested “I’m not out of your league or some dumb shit like that so don’t say it…”

 “but you are out of my-” and his face collided with Y/N’s pillow

 “that’s it” Spencer said as if a “warning”. Suddenly Y/N felt an irritating sensation on her abdomen followed by uncontrollable laughter. 

“SPENCER STOP I’M SERIOUS IM TOO TICKLISH” you breathed through the laughter 

“say you’re sorry and I’ll stop” he said continuing the playful assault on your sides. 

“I’M SORRY OKAY OKAY NOW STOP” and what do you know he kept his word discontinuing the tickle torture.  

“ugh you’re so gonna pay for that” 

“I’m shaking Y/N really…” he said right before Y/N had his lanky body pinned down continuing the same motions he did only moments ago 

“OKAY OKAY I GIVE UP I GIVE IN WHATEVER JUST STOP TICKLING ME Y/N!”

 “that’s better” Y/N whispered calmly realizing her victory they both settled their breathing before Y/N realized she was still on top of him. 

“I always knew you were a bottom kinda guy” you joked you couldn’t resist making the connection.

“I can be on top!” Spencer blushed feeling slightly embarrassed 

“can you Reid? Can you really?” Y/N continued to poke fun at him “look it’s fine I don’t mind being the dominant one in this relationship”

 “you’re not….wait…relationship?”

“yeah…you’re my boyfriend now …at least I hope so if not last night just got super awkward…I don’t do those sort of things outside of a relationship so..”

“you didn’t do those sort of things at all till me” he said with the utmost confidence 

“you don’t know that” 

“you mean to tell me you’ve been eaten out before even having your first kiss?”

“Okay…no” 

“that’s what I thought” he smirked 

“yeah I know I’m probably inflating your ego right now” 

“not at all”  

“so we’re a couple…” he pointed out

“yeah I guess” 

“but the team thinks we hate each other…”

“yeah..”

“so do we just hide it at work?”

“do you want to hide it?”

“I could do without the teasing”

“agreed” 

“but right now …no one will tease us cause we’re all alone”

“nice observation captain obvious” you laughed

 “whatever shall we do…” he questioned

“definitely not make out” Y/N said

“Oh really cause just a few days ago you expressed how you’d rather kiss “a moldy piece of bread” than make out with me”

“well there’s no moldy bread around so I guess I’m just left with my boyfriend with incredibly soft lips such a tragedy..I really wanted the bread dammit” sarcasm dripping from your voice

He smiled “What?” you questioned 

“This is so cliché….but I just really like the sound of that” 

“of what? That you’re my boyfriend?” he nodded 

“aw Spence you’re such a sap” 

“stop…I’m just happy is all..for awhile there I thought you genuinely hated me…”

“well I’m sorry I certainly didn’t mean to make you feel that way…It’s just anytime I ever expressed interest in someone..I got rejected….so I learned very quickly at a young age to bury those kind of emotions as best as possible…” “what happened”

“how does it usually happen? kids are cruel…” 

“I hear that….wait..YOU got picked on?” 

“you sound surprised…”

“well yeah …Look at you the picture of beauty and brains” 

“I’m not that pretty and certainly not that smart” 

“stop it”

“what?”

“downing yourself…you’re perfect” 

“You think things that happen when you were a kid shouldn’t effect you that much but…it certainly did for me…I’ll always see that awkward chubby thirteen year old girl with tons of acne when I look in the mirror..”

“what happened…if you don’t mind me asking” 

“it’s not even that big of a deal…believe me it’s nothing compared to what you went through in school as a kid..”

“it doesn’t mean it still didn’t hurt..”

“when I was in middle school…” y/n begun “ I liked a guy that didn’t go to the same school as I did so I thought I was safe to write his name all over my notebook how cliché is that.”

“it’s totally normal…”

“anyway another guy with the same first name found it and I guess he was under the impression I had a crush on him..which I didn’t”

“oh” was all that Spencer could say 

“so the week after one of the popular girls had a party she invited me …Girls were so much nicer to me then the boys for some stupid reason”


“They probably liked you” 

“yeah well they had a shit way of showing it…”

 He looked at Y/N to continue her story. 

“well I went to the party all dressed up just doing me dancing hanging out with what little friends I had..and the guy who found my notebook came up to me… and in the most sincere way and pleading eyes he asked if I would go out with him….”

“I can tell where this is going”

“I wasn’t the best at reading social cues at the time but I was also a little girl with a kind heart so I decided to give him a chance…big mistake …so I said yes and his stupid group of friends started laughing their asses off and he looked at me and went ‘Psyche!’and laughed in my face”

“what an asshole” Spencer practically growled. He was fuming how dare someone treat his beautiful Y/N that way.

 “so yeah I guess that’s why I’m like this and you’re my first everything!”

“I can understand not trusting anyone after that…”

“After I got asked out by multiple guys all the time but I never got the courage to say yes cause in my mind it could all be a joke and he’s ready to laugh in my face” 

“Like I said I don’t know why it affected me this long..but I’m over it I am but it’s the reason why I do things others don’t when it comes to flirting or dating..It’s not quite as traumatizing as your stories so I consider myself lucky”

 “you still never deserved to be treated that way. I don’t care how long ago it was.”

“He’s a pot head now and I’m working in the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI so I ended up winning” 

“and you got me now”

“and I’ve got you” 

“now that the sappy emotional shit is out of the way..let’s go get you a new phone”

Spencer smiled he was happy Y/N could open to him like that in such a raw,emotional way. He wanted to give her everything he had in this relationship to make sure that she never thinks she’s unwanted ever again. 

30 reasons to love Brendon Urie

1. His eyes

2. His lips

3. How he looks in glasses

4. He’s adorable and cute…

5. ..but he’s also hella hot I mean

6. His butt

7. His voice is like an angels

8. Omfg his smile could melt butter

9. His ‘funny’ faces

10. He’s apart of Panic! and who doesn’t love them?

11. His dance moves are pure gold

12. He and Sarah are perfect

13. How he looks wearing a hat

14. ANIMALS AND BRENDON

15. (I’m sorry) but he and Ryan

16. Jesus Brendon

17. Dayum his body

18. He’s obviously a pro bowler

19. Beardon

20. His tattoos 

21. Foetus Bren

22. He looks like a cutie pie when sleeping

 

23. His love for Capri-Suns

24. His hair omg

25. A little Less Sixteen Candles (A little more touch me) 

26. He’s a musical GENIUS

27. Brendon at Disney Land

28. His vines

29. Those awkward photos of him and Audrey

30. His friendship with Pete Wentz is adorable

anonymous asked:

HAYDEN IS THE CUTEST IN STAR WARS NCDJVBDKJ

THE WAY HE MAKES HIMSELF A LITTLE BIT SMALLER SO SHE CAN REACH HIS SHOULDERS OMFG SO CUTE 

AND HIS SMILE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MY HUSBAND 

kwon hyunbin ♡????

i had this super weird dream about him last night. 

so i was in a store, and i was with a friend in the makeup/perfume section. and she suddenly disappears. I’m all alone, and i call out for her, for some reason scared as fucc. So i walk around a little bit, and I feel like I’m being watched. 

I turn to see hyunbin hiding behind a sign and i keep looking at him while walking away. i think ‘he’s handsome omg’ but at the same time i’m like ‘uhm wth why is he stalking me’ he keeps following me and it gets scARY OMFG

LIKE I TURN INTO A PERFUME AISLE AND HE’S RIGHT THERE

I SUDDENLY CAN’T MOVE AND HE’S IN FRONT OF ME GRABBING MY WRIST.

and then he smiles. omfg his smile is the best

and he softly, very softly, says “i love you”

and then he disappears

How to Tell SHINee Apart:

Requested by: @viva-la-fanatic-domains

**Please note: This post was written April 25th, 2016**

[WARNING: LONG POST]

Okay so like SHINee has been around since 2008 and has done a shit load stuff, so I can’t include it all because this post would literally take me 6 hours and would be a mile long. So here’s just their main Korean music releases. There’s a lot so this is gonna take forever. Here we go.

 Debut: Replay

[L to R: Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

Love Like Oxygen

[L to R: Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

A.Mi.Go (Amigo) (Repackage of L.L.O.’s album “The SHINee World”)

[L to R: Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

Juliette

[L to R: Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key wtf again]

Ring Ding Dong

[L to R: bet you already know Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

Lucifer

[L to R: Onew, Jonghyun, Taemin, Minho, Key]

Hello (Repackage of Lucifer album)

[L to R: oh god i thought we escaped Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

Sherlock (Clue + Note)

[L to R: it won’t go away Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

Misconceptions Trilogy:

Dream Girl - Misconceptions of You

[L to R: i give up Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

Why So Serious? - Misconceptions of Me

[L to R: Minho, Key, Taemin, Onew] **Jonghyun was in a car accident and had to have nose surgery so he was out for this comeback TT~TT

Misconceptions of Us (Repackage combining the previous two Misconceptions which were each only EPs. Only had two new songs, no new MV, no new pictures)

Everybody

[L to R: fuck it’s back Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho, Key]

View

[L to R: Onew, Key, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho]

Married to the Music (Repackage of View’s album “Odd”)

[L to R: Minho, Jonghyun, Taemin, Onew, Key]

And there you go! I’m not including their Japanese releases or their concert albums because that would be too complicated and it’s already complicated enough with just the Korean releases. Like omfg why do they have so much STUFF.

Individual Members:

(**I’m only including a recent photo of each**)

Onew - Real Name: Jinki. Dec. 14th, 1989. Leader. Vocalist.

THIS PRECIOUS ANGEL OMFG his smile could make flowers grow. literally. He is so sweet and innocent. Basically he’s perfect. like I can’t even describe him any more like that’s it he’s perfect. protect him please he’s special Q~Q

Jonghyun - Real Name: Jonghyun. April 8th, 1990. Vocalist. Composer. Lyricist.

Jonghyun is so fucking talented it’s not fair like he literally has everything. except height. He’s got abs, he’s got an amazing voice, he writes and composes stuff that lots of other artists buy from him, which also means he’s getting them royalties ;) he’s adorable and has a huge beautiful smile but then he’s also like incredibly sexy. HOW DO. I dunno. 

Key - Real Name: Kibum. Sep. 23, 1991. Vocalist. Rapper. Dancer.

Diva Key XD Key is fabulous. The sass from this dude is…. THE BEST. I can’t. i love him ;-; he’s had a few unfortunate haircuts. If you see a guy wearing shorts IT’S PROBABLY KEY. I don’t know WHY but it’s like he doesn’t own any pants. 

Minho - Real Name: Minho. Dec. 9th, 1991. Rapper. Visual/”Face of the Group”

Minho has the biggest eyes of the bunch, he’s also usually the tannest(? imo) also the tallest. and he’s athletic. and his abs are probably the best in kpop. basically he’s perfect. too. 

Taemin - Real Name: Taemin. July 18th, 1993. Dancer. Vocalist. Maknae (youngest).

This boy was a TOTAL FETUS (and still kind of is) until he debuted solo. omfg. like where did our smol squishy child go ;-;he turned into THIS. and THIS. and  T H I S. it’s not cool. QAQ but that aside, Taemin has always been kind of thin and stringy, and has always gotten the worst hair cuts every comeback. I spared you from the Sherlock hair. Don’t look it up.

Okay so that’s SHINee! They’ll ruin you so I wish you the best hahaha.. haha.. haa…. ;_;