omfg why are you so cute

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make me choose: cute or sexy zelo for anon!

        *✧・゚ the boy with starlight in his eyes  *✧・゚

alright listen you lil shits!!

Aries: 8/10 y'all are chill af but got a demonic side to y'all and it’s like ummmm …. pls calm down thank u

Taurus: 8/10 y'all be chillin too but sometimes y'all just pop off out of know where and you’re like ???? damn do you need to step outside or??

Cancer: 4/10 …. honestly like idk wtf y'all be on but pls go take a nap and don’t bother anyone but your own sign and your sign only thank u

Gemini: 6/10 most of the time YALL are great and I try to give y'all the benefit of the doubt but then y'all feel like y'all got too much freedom and just burn down buildings for fun I can’t keep up pls stop

Leo: 5/10 … y'all get an extra 3 points because y'all are a fire sign but honestly … calm down???? why are you so dramatic??? omfg like homie listen it’s not that big of a deal

Virgo: 9/10 honestly YALL are really nice but y'all really be so high on a horse like …. come down …. stop …. you’re not god ….

Libra: 7.5/10 y'all got this cute charm thing going on for y'all but y'all are indecisive, ugreatful, manipulative, impossible, cry baby assholes like fuck stfu

Scorpio: 7/10 y'all make great friends but y'all get pissy over the stupidest shit, can’t control ya emotions, act like the world owes you something, y'all have this fucking god-complex that everyone says aquarians have like holy fuck listen buddy, life is not black & white, everyone likes typical shit like the color pink but also likes to watch gory movies you are not “different”

Sagittarius: 9/10 we’re fucking awesome but shit we be too much sometimes and we never fucking deal w our emotions and we run away from shit when it gets too hard but judge tf outta others when they do it

Capricorn: 9.5/10 almost perfect but not there because you’re constantly over worrying shit, judge people, act like y'all are better than everyone, pretend your life isn’t a constant mess because you’ve painted a perfect picture for everyone and your closet is a fucking mess

Aquarius: 7/10 y'all chill too but you never answer your fucking phone, you barely go around your family or friends, you pop up out of the blue, your sc is always lit but tu never invite anyone, you never sleep, always forget to eat and only exist when you feel like it

Pisces: 6/10 do you even exist???? where tf you be at???? why y'all so salty and bratty??? why do y'all act like we gotta be nice to you cause your feelings are so sensitive like damn bitch ain’t no one care drink some damn orange juice

10

JM (to JK): Why do I like you so much?

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the most beautiful 3-syllable-poem ‘beijing you like’ by cutie top hyung~

ML Headcanons...

I’m still sick, so I just sleep and dream up headcannons…

  • MariChat scenario where Chat comes to visit after Mari has ONCE AGAIN stolen Adrien’s phone
  • Enchanted AU where the roles are thus: 
    • Adrien = Giselle (cause OMG he is such a flippin’ princess and I wanna see him sing a bunch of vermin to help him clean XD)
      • (although at the same time I see the appeal of Mari playing this role too, because cutting curtains into super cute outfits omfg)
    • Nino = Prince Edward (because fight me, that’s why)
    • Plagg = Pip (for obvious sass reasons)
    • Nathaniel = Nathaniel (LOLZ)
    • Chloe = Narissa (Don’t get me wrong, I believe in her redemption, but she would make the PERFECT Narissa so deal with it)
    • Marinette = Robert (because I see her being practical and rocking that “WTF Why are yousinging in the middle of the park?!” attitude)
    • Alya = Nancy (Because, again, FIGHT ME… also, that scene at the end where she throws away her phone… you don’t understand how much I NEED that)
    • Tikki = Morgan (because OMG CUTE!!! Plus, who else is gonna convince Mari to take a deranged man in a poofy gown standing on a billboard in the rain back to their apartment?!)
  • Ladrien or the OT4 engaged in a prank war (like, can you imagine omfg XD)
  • Chat/Adrien being harassed by a squirrel for no explainable reason (like, the little critter is just always there throwing nuts on him and tearing holes in his bag, etc)
  • Alya screaming incessantly the first week after she gets her miraculous everytime she sees any of the OT4 (they are all very worried)
    • Like, literally, Mari arrives to class late and Alya just screams wordlessly, scaring everyone
    • Alya goes over to Nino’s to hang out with him and Adrien and just shrieking like a banshee when she walks into the room
    • She never offers an explanation and pretends nothing has happened each time
    • Inside she is dying
  • Nino after he gets the turtle miraculous being easily unbalanced when pushed
    • Like, Chloe knocks into him and he falls on his back on the ground
    • And, for the life of him, no matter what he does he CAN. NOT. GET. UP.
    • Adrien is so confused as to why Nino is flailing around like an overturned roach
  • Marinette going to take Adrien some schoolwork he missed while he was out sick, except once she gets inside she gets lost and sees Gabriel turn into Hawkmoth
    • Cue freaking out and Ladybug kidnapping Adrien
  • MariChat truth or dare game, Mari dares him to do a pole dance using his baton
    • He does it
    • He is exceedingly good at it
    • Mari stuffs his belt with monopoly money
    • Life is good.

…as you can see, I have been on a lot of medication.

I may do some of these… but first I must get better… and find a job…

I am a tired turtle…

anonymous asked:

alright, i gotta know just how embarrassed everyone is if MC catches them indulging in a little self-pleasure~

lmAO WHY DID 404 LEAVE ME WITH ANY NSFW I’M SO BAD WITH IT BUT HERE YA GO NONNIE ~ Admin 626

*NSFW

*YOOSUNG
- omfg when you walk in, he’s so embarrassed!!!!
- hE CANT COMPOSE HIMSELF HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
- his face is all red  and he’s try to pull his pants up and hE’S KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER
- you’re just kinda standing there like “it’s totally normal for humans to do this??? It’s totally cool dude”
- but then you glance over at his phone and you figure out why he’s probably freaking out
- hE WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOU??? WHAT
- MC why are you surprised you’re his significant other???
- bruh now you’re extremely embarrassed
- you’re both these cute little blushing balls (sounds kinda dirty)
- you compose yourself though and say “why do you need to look at a picture of me when you have the real thing right here?”
- yOOSUNG IS DEAD, FLATLINE, HE CAN’T COME BACK FROM THAT
- you give him a little wink before you saunter over to him
- you know how this ends ;;)))
 
*JAEHEE
- you and Jaehee have very clashing schedules, so you’re usually super lucky to have two weeks a night to yourselves???
- so it was kinda normal for her to indulge in a bit of self pleasure without u jaehee aint waiting for nobody on this sex train
- but when you come home because your boss gave the day off???
- oh god she’s so horrified
- you already knew she did this but to be caught in the middle of it???
- but nobody can stop Jaehee when she’s turned on
- so on the inside while she’s mortified, she looks so calm and collected on the outside
- “Oh, you’re finally home, MC, I’ve been waiting for you~”
- and oh my god you’re so embarrassed and you just start blushing right away
- She slips her shirt off and you just kEEP STARING
- You can’t move she’s too hot she’s gonna kill you
- omFG IS SHE GIVING YOU A STRIP TEASE???
- You almost pass out, this is gonna be a very good night
 
*ZEN
- okay well we know how noble and overdramatic this boy is
- so when you catch him, he’s not only really embarrassed
- he is terribly disgusted with himself???
- hE LITERALLY GETS ON HIS KNEES AND BEGS FOR FORGIVENESS FROM YOU
-It’s okay honey 626 will forgive u if u cut ur rat tail off
- and while he’s apologizing, you’re kinda thinking “wow he looks really good on his knees? It’s kinda hot???”
- “Hey Zen, take my pants off”
- “..what?”
- “If you’re going to apologize, I’d prefer you do it with your tongue”
- Dom MC gives me life ;;)))
 
*JUMIN
- honestly this is no biggie for him
- like you walk in on him and he just stares at you expectantly
- “I’m not gonna stop, you can either join or leave”
- “I’d prefer if you got on your knees tho” wiNK WONK
- it’s a start to a very hot night tho ;)))
 
*SAEYOUNG
- he’s insanely embarrassed but he’s gonna try to be smooth like jumin
- he doesn’t want you to realize how embarrassed he actually is
- He gives you the Flynn Rider smolder
- “You’re going to help me, MC”
- you just kinda stare at him like ??? bruh you am tired u do nOT HAVE THE TIME
- “Nah I’m gonna leave bye”
- “mC I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT”
 
*SAERAN
- omfg you thought Yoosung was embarrassed??? Saeran’s reaction makes Yoosung look like a Daddy
- his whole face turns red
- he’s still trying to find himself sexually and he doesn’t want you to judge him???
- you just quietly put down the cookies you baked for him and say “Hey, it’s okay, I’m definitely not gonna judge, I do it too”
- you don’t want him to feel bad about it and you definitely don’t want him to feel pressured <3
- you totally don’t think about him later that night, nope, didn’t happen
 
*V
- you would think that V of all people would be embarrassed, like he’d probably pull a Zen and get on in his knees for forgiveness
- but nah
- nOT TODAY
- he’s much more smooth than you would think
- “would you like to join, MC?”
- yOU’RE SO EMBARRASSED
- you’re just stuttering and blushing and you trIP
- this anime boi picks u up princess style and carries u to ur bed
- aNOTHER HOT NIGHT WOW UR ON FIRE MC

*potential spoilers if you read the Tenth Doctor Titan Comic issues* 

so in the latest issue the Tenth Doctor meets the Twelfth and the plot-line is so so so good, I would really recommend you go out and buy it 

but the cutest thing ever is that Twelve has a nickname for Ten 

AND IT’S ‘BAMBI’

THIS IS A THING AND I LOVE IT

Crankgameplays(Ethan) x reader

Request - n o.
Word Count - lmAO I STILL CANT COUNT
Type - super super super fluffy
Note: I’m so sorry I haven’t posted :(( I’m pretty busy.

~&~

“Holy shit Ethan, you like someone?” Mark said surprised.
“Shut up!” He whines, looking away from him and the camera.
“Ethan, this is a total break through– she could be watching this livestream.”
“Oh shit-”
“Too late! Tell me all about her.” Mark smiled; “Do I know her?”
“Uh, yeah?— yeah you do.”
“Realllyyyyy what’s she likeeee?”
“Uh..” Ethan started; then glanced at the livechat, which was going nuts.
“ETHAN OMFGGG”
“OUR BBY BLUE BOY IS GROWN UP”
“AWWWW”
“WHOOOO?!”
“TELL US”
“PLEASEEE ETHANNN TELL”
“Ethan s2g if you don’t fucking tell us I swear to god I will throw my cat out the window.”

Ethan then looked back at Mark.
“Well uh–”
“Wellllll?”
“She’s smart, and– and fun.. and..—”
“Pretty?” Mark interrupted.
“Beautiful!” He commented quickly, a large smile on his face.
“She’s got these eyes that just– and this hair– wow.” Ethan sighed, leaning into the couch, “And her smile?! Ahhh.” He softly chuckled; his eyes sparkled.
“Shit dude.” Mark muttered, looking at Ethan with wide eyes, “You’ve got it bad, don’t you?”
“Fuck, I do don’t I?” Ethan groaned.
“Dude, dude I don’t know, how do I tell her?”
“Well, tell me who she is.”
“Markkkkkk.”
“Ethannnnnnnn.”
“Do I have to?”
“Yes Ethan, you have too.” Mark chuckled, looking at the webcam and muttering; “Make sure some of you record this~”
“Mark!”
“Sorry, sorry.”
“Alright, ok– ok uh… it’s Y/N.” he muttered softly, crossing his arms, looking away from the camera and mark, a small blush covered his cheeks.
“AWWW ETHANNN!!” Mark whined, throwing his hands in the air, all excited,
“NO WAYYY! I FUCKING KNEW IT ETHAN!”
“Wait!– What do you mean you knew?!”
“Dude, have you like, seen the way you stare at her, and how you talk to her, and like, do everything with her compared to everyone else?”
Ethan groaned, “She could know!”
Mark shrugged, “Y'never know, she might like you back.”

“Hell yeah I do.” You muttered, attacking Ethan from behind the couch, laughing as you did.
“y/N?! WHATTHEFUCK?” Ethan screeched as you tackled him on the couch, you both ended up falling onto the floor with a thud.
“You’re too cute.” You smiled, softly kissing Ethan’s cheek.
“What?– I?– you??–”
“Yeah, I like you back.” Your smile grew bigger, “You doof.”
“Holy shit really?”
“No Ethan I’m just fucking with you.”

::&::

Extended ending

When you both stopped laughing, you looked up to say something to Mark, but instead you found an IPhone, and the webcam both facing you two on the floor, with a very excited mark holding them.
“mARK WHAT THE HELL C'MON STOP PLEASE DELETE THAT! STOP THE LIVE STREAM!”
“NEVER Y/N”
“WHY YOU!”


“”&“”

Heh, I like how this came out.
I used quotes from Aladdin bc omfg yes Disney is ma shit.

Jimin introducing his girlfriend Y/N to BTS
  • JIMIN: Hey guys, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Y/N.
  • Y/N: Hi :)
  • JUNGKOOK: Whoa! You're really pretty!...Why are you going out with Jimin?
  • JIMIN: Shut up JK.
  • NAMJOON: No he's got a point.
  • JIN: I agree.
  • JIMIN: (To Y/N) I'm sorry about them, they aren't this embarrassing, sometimes.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Must. Kill. Bitch. Who. Stole. My. Man.
  • YOONGI: So how did you guys meet?
  • Y/N: At a coffee shop. I didn't have enough change so Jimin sweetly offered to pay for my drink.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Oh so you're a gold digger.
  • YOONGI: Nice.
  • TAEHYUNG: So Y/N, are you a fan of BTS?
  • Y/N's brain: OMFG YASSSSS AHAHAHAH
  • Y/N: Yeah I've listened to some songs.
  • JIN: Who's your favorite. Never mind I'm sure you don't want to say me in front of your boyfriend.
  • JIMIN: I swear Jin if you weren't a couple years older..
  • Jin pushes his chest out at Jimin.
  • JIN: WHAT? WHAT? What would you do.
  • Y/N laughs at this.
  • JUNGKOOK: Wow, even her laugh is cute. So seriously why are you with Chim?
  • Y/N laughs harder.
  • JIN: So who was your favorite member?
  • Y/N: Well, before I met Jimin it was V, but now that I've gotten to know and love Jimin its him all the way.
  • BTS: OUUUUUHHHHHH
  • HOSEOK: Jimin you better watch out for Taetae.
  • Taehyung approaches Y/N suavely. Even though she only has eyes for Jimin, Y/N is freaking out because Taehyung is her second favorite in the band.
  • TAEHYUNG: Should I sing for you?
  • Taehyung moves to kiss Y/N's hand and the rest of the members are losing their shit, cheering him on. Jimin immediately steps between them and pulls Y/N behind him.
  • JIMIN: UMMM?! DO YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • TAEHYUNG: It was a joke Chim relax.
  • JIMIN: UGH. Let's go Y/N, I knew this was a bad idea.
  • NAMJOON: No don't go!
  • JUNGKOOK: Yeah I still need to figure out why she's with you!
  • JIN: Y/N can you cook? Please, I need to know.
  • Yoongi's brain: Finally. Fucking bitch.
  • YOONGI: (Unenthusiastic tired sarcastic voice) No.. don't go..
  • Y/N: Bye everyone! See you soon.
  • Jimin and Y/N leave.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Exhales.
  • Jungkook's brain: Man, Y/N's hot. I still don't get why she's with him.
  • A/N;
  • All jokes aside, I know Jimin is fine AF. Like helloooOo!! But lmao i just wrote Jungkook like that cuz of the running joke with him ranking Jimin 7th in looks (I'm sure he doesn't really believe that and is just kidding) Anyways, the chat was jokes. Hope you laughed!
  • ~Armygirl

Hufflepuff: ~screaming angry af~

Gryffindor: ~smiling~

Hufflepuff: WHY ARE YOU SMILING? I’M MAD AT YOU!

Gryffindor: ~calls slytherin~ hey man have you ever seen how cute hufflepuff is when angry?

Hufflepuff: WTF?

Slytherin: ~laughing~ omfg it’s so cute

some Xiumin headcanons

• I imagine he’d have little praises for everything you did
• like if you made coffee especially tasty one morning, he’ll talk about that for a week
• or if you got a really good grade on an assignment or work, it’s all ‘proud of you’ kisses and glimmering in his eyes every time he looked at you
• also when you happened to check up on him when he was feeling tired or angry or upset, he’d never fail to show you how much it means to him
• bc honestly he stresses a lot and it’s a wonder how he remains so calm and collected
• but that’s a different story when he’s w/ you
• he goofs off so much!!!!
• and it’s SO amazing to see Minnie act like that, even when you’ve watched him being an aegyo king w/ the rest of the members, it still doesn’t compare to how childish and cute he acts when he’s in one of his happy moods
• endless smiles when you both are happy
• no lie, he isn’t the type to want to cheer you up when you’re sad
• bc he knows how important it is to get everything out of your system and just be sad, and vent to him
• so he’ll quietly sit there and patiently wait for you to cry it and scream it all out until you’re crying in his arms
• then he’s more than happy to be extra loving and caring, caressing and kissing all your worries away
• but ofc there are times when he needs you to take care of him during hard times
• literally will curl up like a kitten next to you and silently beg for you to brush or play w his hair
• esp when he’s too tired to say or do anything
• I think his sleepy morning voice would sound even cuter and higher pitched than his normal voice
• “no baby……just a few more minutes I promise, don’t get up”
• he’ll always ask how you wanted your coffee in the morning
• and sometimes even brings it to bed when he’s woken up before you and has a special date planned
• ngl you could go anywhere w/ him and he’d still make it feel like you’re the only people there
• he won’t be childish and petty when it comes to his feelings being hurt
• like imagine he got jealous and overprotective out of nowhere…………he’s gonna tell you EXACTLY why, and how you can both move on from it
• and he encourages you to do the same when it comes to something he’s done, just bc it isn’t always so easy figuring out your emotions unless you told him straight up that something is wrong
• so needless to say, honesty is a huge part of your relationship
• and it’s the reason why he literally tells you everything
• he knows that his eyes have a strange and alluring affect on you
• so you’re probably gonna have a heart attack every time you look at him from across a room
• bc he’ll maintain eye contact FOREVER OMFG while also winking a couple times before looking away and leaving you blushing
• tbh he’ll totally get jealous of you getting along w/ his pets better than he does
• esp when he leaves them w/ you when leaving for tour or promotions
• and like he’d come back finding you curled up next to his cute lil cat, both of you eyeing him lmao
• “did you miss daddy ;))))”
• “uHHhhhh idk if that was for me or the cat, ”
• “I was obviously not talking to you……….or was I lmaoo-”
• he’d love the fact that you never got mad at his clean-freak nature
• he just hates living and spending time in a messy place, and it’s probably rubbed off on you as well
• idk why but I feel like PDA is a big no no for him
• strictly hand holding and cheek kisses………………..that’s about as far as he’ll go
• Minseok wyd
• and you already knew this but…………..it ain’t the same when it’s just the 2 of you lmao the boy is wild
• also let’s get this out of the way tbh he’d be such a tease before kissing you
• like you’re just sitting their w your lips puckered and he has the nERVE to ask “do you still wanna kiss me? Tell me how bad you wanna kiss me” while he’s practically already sitting on top of you BOi if you don’t
• look I’m not saying he’ll be cuddled up w/ you and kissing you every chance he gets but that’s exactly what I’m saying
• also back rubs
• he lives for those
• just constant touching and kissing and holding you somewhere, he just needs to
• may or may not actually purr when you voluntarily play w/ his hair
• a perfect example of a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the sheet
• except he’s a completely dork
• give him lots of love and kisses aww 💛

Originally posted by callmeminseok

Sexting in Open Court

@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg.  I hope it’s not too shit babe.
I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys. 

Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.

His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye

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Crankgameplays(Ethan) x reader

Request - “How about the reader figuring out she’s pregnant (because of Ethan of course) and having to tell him, and also they accidentally reveal the pregnancy over livestream? :D”
Words - still don’t know how to count.
Warnings - ???? No?????
Extras - ?? Nah

;;&;;


“holy shit holy shit.” You whispered while sitting on the toilet seat, “Should I take another one? I mean.. it could be wrong.”
Yeah, maybe take another one, I mean, pregnancy tests are sometimes wrong. But, most of the time, they’re not.
You sighed; taking another test, and awaiting the results.
Ethan was out with Mark and Tyler, just hanging out, probably at laser tag or something. Ethan insisted on staying with you, because you didn’t feel well, but, you reassured him that you were fine.
But, oh boy, as soon as he left you rushed to the bathroom taking out the pregnancy tests that you hid.
Your leg shakes uncontrollably, waiting for the result on a new test.
After a moment, you looked down.
“Shit- shit two lines.”
Freaking out, you threw away the tests, standing up, and looking in the bathroom mirror. You gently rubbed your belly.
“Really? Me? Pregnant?? With the most adorable human on this planet??”
You groaned.
“Shit! What’s he gonna do? Well.. he probably won’t kick me out?” Instead of a statement, it came out as a question more.
“I mean, he loves me too much,, right?”
You sighed heavily,
“GOD WHAT THE HELL. WHY DID WE FRICKLE FRACKLE.”
You exited the bathroom, going into yours and his room.
“Ok, alright, just gotta tell Ethan.” You
Mumbled, grabbing a good sized cardboard from one of the boxes under the bed. You rummaged through to find a sharpie that was sorta worn out, but oh well, it’ll have to do.
You quickly scribbled in big letters on the front;
’S U R P R I S E!’
And I’m the back, you put;
‘Guess what! I’m pregnant!’
You looked at it for a moment before nodding.
“This is chill, I got this.”

-&-


To: Blue Boy<3
“/babe, are you coming home soon?/”

From: Blue Boy<3
“/yeah almost home, is something wrong?/”

To: Blue Boy<3
“/no, i just missed you/”

From: Blue Boy<3
“/aww, I’m almost home :) /”

-&-

You sighed shakily, you pocketed your phone and slowly raised the sign so it was under your chin. You smiled to yourself, and waited.
And it wasn’t too long till you heard the door unlock.
Suddenly; you quickly regretted your decision, but, no turning back now.
Ethan walked in with a smile on his face, but it soon turned to confusion as he saw the sign.
“What’s this?”
“A surprise.” You softly said, now flipping the cardboard over; butterflies in your stomach. (But not really because you had a child growing in your uterus-)
Ethan read the sign, then looked up at you.
You gently smiled,
“Yeah.” You said, looking down at your own sign.
He simply looked back down then back up at you.
“I'm–? I'll–?” He started, then slowly walked towards you, looking you dead in the eyes.
“You’re serious?” He questioned.
“Yeah, I uh.. I took a test a few hours ago an-”
“Oh my god!” He shouted; taking the sign out of you hands, tossing it to the side, then hugging you tightly.
“I’m a dad!— well, gonna be a dad, but— holy shit!” He smiled his big dopey, goofy grin, tightly hugging you.
“Holy shit. A dad, and god!– Y/N you’ll be such a great mother!”
“You think?”
“Hell yeah!”

~&~

“Your sure?”
“Yes, Ethan, I’m okay enough to stream with you.”
“Are you sure?”
“Ethan! I’m fine, really, let’s just stream, hang out, and play some games, yeah?” You smiled, quickly kissing his cheek.
“Alright.” He nodded, and started the stream.
When a few people came in; he dopely* smiled, and shouted;
“whAT IS UP MA CRANKY CREW! iTS ETHAN FROM CRANKGAMEPLAYS AND IM WITH Y/N!”
“Hi.” You smiled, holding back a laugh from Ethan’s intro.
Ethan looked at you and tilted his head.
“Are you laughing at me?”
“Psh! No! I was laughing at how cute you were making your intro to this stream.”
Ethan grinned and looked back at the webcam, then at the livechat.
“I HIGHKEY SHIP Y/N AND ETHAN SO MUCH.”
“AAAA I LOVE IT WHEN THEY STREAM TOGETHER.”
“ThEYRE SO CUTE.”
“HIIII ETHANNNN”
“Y/NNN WE HAVENT SEEN YOU IN LIKE YEARS.”
“OMFG YAS ETHANS STREAMING.”
“ETHANNNN.”
“pLAY THE UKULELE.”
“AWWWW.”
This ended in you bursting out laughing reading the chats.
“Honestly, your fan base is literally the best thing, like, ever.”
“Hell yeah it is; and it’s not a fanbase, it’s my Cranky Crew.”
You laughed once more,
“You’re right.”

A few minutes went by, you and Ethan were answering some chats, and just hanging out.
“Pff! Oh my god! Yes! That was the best story ever.” You laughed, hugging your stomach.
Ethan whines; “sttttoopppp laughingggg.”
“It’s so funny!”
“I’ll show you funny!”
Ethan ended up tackling you; but instead of you laughing, you shrieked;
“ethAN THE BABY YOU CANT JUST TACKLE ME NOW.”
“Right! Right sorry.” Ethan grinned and apologized, kissing your cheek, pulling you back up.
“Wanna read a few more comments before we play a game?” You asked.
“Sure.” He nods.
You both looked at the chat to see much spam.
“BABY?! DID Y/N JUST SAY BABY?!”
“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD”
“Y/N’S PREGNANT?!?! OHHHH”
“OHMYGOD ETHAN AND Y/N HAD SEX.”
“AWWWW OMGGGGG”
“YES IN KNEW IT!”
“WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US?!”
“WHENS THE BABY DUE?????”
“ETHANS A DAD OMFG.”
“DADGAMEPLAYS”
“#DADGAMEPLAYS”
“OMFG #KIDGAMEPLAYS”
“^^^ YESYES KIDGAMEPLAYS”
“KiDGAMEPLAYS”
“KiDGAMEPLAYS”

You guys immediately looked at each other with;
“Oh shit.”


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Hah! I really like how this came out!! Thank you for requesting!!!~
I had much fun writing this :))

Dopey* - I’m not sure if that’s a word???? Oh well.
Request from; @nandrii

Games (Part 2) || Jack Maynard

After a week of playing our game, I feel my feelings for Jack grow into something more. Looking back at our ‘announcement’ photos I scroll through the comments. Jack wraps his strong arms around my waist. 

“Hey, what you looking at?” He says, peering over my shoulder.

 "The comments,“ I say distractedly, eyes still searching over thee thousands of comments.

 'What? OMG they’re so cute, they were totally made for each other' 

'Omfg finally' 

My brows join together, "They say we’re made for each other." 

"Why of course we are, I mean we’re both stunning,” Jack jokes nuzzling his face into the crook of my neck. His warm breath effectively making me shudder. 

“Is this a bad game to play?” I ask him spinning around in his arms, my eyes showing all of the guilt playing on my brain. 

“Why would it be?” He asks cocking his head to the side in confusion, god he looks cute. 

“One of us is going to get hurt, probably me,” I say shrugging myself out of his grip. I run my fingers through my H/C hair nervously. 

“Come with me,” he says softly, almost as if he’s being careful not to hurt me. He extends his hand out for me to hold, his warm hand warms my cold one. He drags me through the apartment complex and up to the roof of his apartment complex. 

“Wow,” I breathe my eyes raking over the bright lights of the bustling city, Jack once again wraps himself around me. We stand together for a few moments just content with being with him. 

“I lost the game,” he says softly, my eyes widen in realization. “You what?” I ask breaking away from him, my E/C eyes wide.

“You don’t have to feel the same, but I thought it was time to let you know that I lost,” He says calmly, placing his hands on my shoulders attempting to keep me as close to his a possible. 

“You love me?” I ask, voice wobbly. His blue eyes shine with pride as his beautiful smile grows across his face. 

“Of course I do,” He says as if it’s the most obvious thing he’s ever said. 

“Wait,” I say cautiously, “You, as in Jack Maynard, love me, as in Y/N L/N?”

“Yes, yes a thousand times yes. I love you,” he says wrapping his arms around me. I giggle softly. 

“I’m not sure if it’s love,” I whisper my E/C eyes locked with his blue ones, “But I know that I like you a lot.” His grin never leaves his face as he presses his soft lips to mine. 

“Can we be real this time?” He asks sweetly. I nod my head, “I would really like that.”

Kevin Party - Thoughts/Things I Liked

Spoilers!!

- Lion is missing? He’s probably just with Connie. lol

- Kevin admitting Stevonnie is better than him: Character Development!

- You know Steven loves Connie because he’s willing to go to a party with Kevin. lmao

- Why does Kevin want people on their death beds to talk about his party? Maybe he wants to be a party planner when he’s older? lol

- CONNIE’S HAIR LOOKS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHH Oh Hi Lion what’s up
- Kevin, let Steven go talk to Connie omfg.

- “Life is good, she has a dog now”. This is 100% true everyone go adopt a dog.

- Steven and Kevin were dancing pretty in-sync together, they could have totally fused. Imagine that fusion, dear GOD.

- Steven, don’t take Kevin’s shitty relationship advice.

- Steven is no longer taking his shitty relationship advice. Good job.

- YAY THEY’RE FRIENDS AGAIN. Now they can go save Lars together!

- But seriously Connie’s hair is adorable like that.

Yeeeeessss!!!!!! Now I can ramble about bnha chapter 131 for real!!!!

technically I spoiled the whole damn chapter for myself by looking at @sevi007, @thestarmaker-s​, @crazytwirlcurls​ and @toxic-vanilla​‘s posts but whatever.

First of all, this freaking colorspread!!!!!!!!

It’s so coooooolllll XD!!!!! look at how awesome Kacchan is, look at Shouto!!! Uraraka, Tsuyu Izuku are just so cute here, and OMFG Iida Tenya!!!!! I did NOT KNOW HE COULD LOOK THIS GOOD!!!

I didn’t actually think All Might would tel Izuku he was gonna die, but I guess he had to tell him eventually. But the way Izuku’s face is here, the way he’s just trying to digest everything… it just hurts my heart…

Izuku why are you doing thids to me?!!!!

This dadmight fluff here is so heartwarming, All Might already had so much faith in Izuku, he’s already defending him when he barely even knows him! I think he’s bleeding from happiness here!!!

My son, why are you doing this to me?!!! DX!!! It’s soo cute how Izuku is so hellbent on wanting All Might to be around when he becomes a hero! 

The cinnamon roll doesn’t even realize how much he’s changed All Might these past few months. This s just too cute, Izuku is basically All Might’s motivation to live!!!

and this… THIS!!! All Might’s muscle form is so… deformed now! His hair can’t even stand up anymore and he doesn’t have eyebrows!

see?

Yes my son! Change that shitty future that Nighteye predicted!!! All shitty futures can be changed!!! 

#ProtectAllMight’sSmile!!!

She is sooo cool! and pretty!

YEEEEESSSS!!!!!! thank you Horikoshi!!!! This is exactly what I want, more of class 1-A (apart from Shouto and Kacchan)! I want to see more of class 1-A in action! I want to see them use their quirks to its full potential!

Just imagine how Uraraka’s quirk will be when she’s older, she might even be able to lift heavy boulders, or fallen skyscrapers or something! Tsuyu can legit stick on walls so she never has to worry about falling.

I love her so much already

@mysteriouskusajo, @leinbow the missing page has been found!

also I really wanna know what Suneater’s quirk is, his costume looks so cool

I’m gonna take a moment to appreciate my excited red son here.

UMMM… WHY HASN’T ANYONE TALKED ABOUT THIS AWESOME BADASSERY HERE?!!!! THIS FATEFUL ENCOUNTER THAT HAS LEFT ME TO SUCCUMB IN THE DEPTHS OF SUSPENSE!!!!!

THIS. THIS. THIS!!! IS FREAKING BADASS! HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING MAFIA BOSS OR SOMETHING!!!!! AND THAT LITTLE GUY OVER THERE LMAO XD!!!

in short, this chapter was really good.

Originally posted by batm8