Aries: 8/10 y'all are chill af but got a demonic side to y'all and it’s like ummmm …. pls calm down thank u
Taurus: 8/10 y'all be chillin too but sometimes y'all just pop off out of know where and you’re like ???? damn do you need to step outside or??
Cancer: 4/10 …. honestly like idk wtf y'all be on but pls go take a nap and don’t bother anyone but your own sign and your sign only thank u
Gemini: 6/10 most of the time YALL are great and I try to give y'all the benefit of the doubt but then y'all feel like y'all got too much freedom and just burn down buildings for fun I can’t keep up pls stop
Leo: 5/10 … y'all get an extra 3 points because y'all are a fire sign but honestly … calm down???? why are you so dramatic??? omfg like homie listen it’s not that big of a deal
Virgo: 9/10 honestly YALL are really nice but y'all really be so high on a horse like …. come down …. stop …. you’re not god ….
Libra: 7.5/10 y'all got this cute charm thing going on for y'all but y'all are indecisive, ugreatful, manipulative, impossible, cry baby assholes like fuck stfu
Scorpio: 7/10 y'all make great friends but y'all get pissy over the stupidest shit, can’t control ya emotions, act like the world owes you something, y'all have this fucking god-complex that everyone says aquarians have like holy fuck listen buddy, life is not black & white, everyone likes typical shit like the color pink but also likes to watch gory movies you are not “different”
Sagittarius: 9/10 we’re fucking awesome but shit we be too much sometimes and we never fucking deal w our emotions and we run away from shit when it gets too hard but judge tf outta others when they do it
Capricorn: 9.5/10 almost perfect but not there because you’re constantly over worrying shit, judge people, act like y'all are better than everyone, pretend your life isn’t a constant mess because you’ve painted a perfect picture for everyone and your closet is a fucking mess
Aquarius: 7/10 y'all chill too but you never answer your fucking phone, you barely go around your family or friends, you pop up out of the blue, your sc is always lit but tu never invite anyone, you never sleep, always forget to eat and only exist when you feel like it
Pisces: 6/10 do you even exist???? where tf you be at???? why y'all so salty and bratty??? why do y'all act like we gotta be nice to you cause your feelings are so sensitive like damn bitch ain’t no one care drink some damn orange juice
alright, i gotta know just how embarrassed everyone is if MC catches them indulging in a little self-pleasure~
lmAO WHY DID 404 LEAVE ME WITH ANY NSFW I’M SO BAD WITH IT BUT HERE YA GO NONNIE ~ Admin 626
*YOOSUNG - omfg
when you walk in, he’s so embarrassed!!!! - hE
CANT COMPOSE HIMSELF HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO - his face
is all red and he’s try to pull his
pants up and hE’S KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER - you’re
just kinda standing there like “it’s totally normal for humans to do this???
It’s totally cool dude” - but
then you glance over at his phone and you figure out why he’s probably freaking
out - hE WAS
LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOU??? WHAT - MC
why are you surprised you’re his significant other??? - bruh
now you’re extremely embarrassed - you’re
both these cute little blushing balls (sounds kinda dirty) - you
compose yourself though and say “why do you need to look at a picture of me
when you have the real thing right here?” -
yOOSUNG IS DEAD, FLATLINE, HE CAN’T COME BACK FROM THAT - you
give him a little wink before you saunter over to him - you
know how this ends ;;)))
*JAEHEE - you
and Jaehee have very clashing schedules, so you’re usually super lucky to have
two weeks a night to yourselves??? - so it
was kinda normal for her to indulge in a bit of self pleasure without u jaehee
aint waiting for nobody on this sex train - but
when you come home because your boss gave the day off??? - oh god
she’s so horrified - you
already knew she did this but to be caught in the middle of it??? - but nobody can stop Jaehee when she’s
turned on - so on
the inside while she’s mortified, she looks so calm and collected on the
outside - “Oh,
you’re finally home, MC, I’ve been waiting for you~” - and oh
my god you’re so embarrassed and you just start blushing right away - She
slips her shirt off and you just kEEP STARING - You
can’t move she’s too hot she’s gonna kill you - omFG
IS SHE GIVING YOU A STRIP TEASE??? - You
almost pass out, this is gonna be a very good night
*ZEN - okay
well we know how noble and overdramatic this boy is - so
when you catch him, he’s not only really embarrassed - he is
terribly disgusted with himself??? - hE
LITERALLY GETS ON HIS KNEES AND BEGS FOR FORGIVENESS FROM YOU -It’s
okay honey 626 will forgive u if u cut ur rat tail off - and
while he’s apologizing, you’re kinda thinking “wow he looks really good on his
knees? It’s kinda hot???” - “Hey
Zen, take my pants off” -
“..what?” - “If
you’re going to apologize, I’d prefer you do it with your tongue” - Dom
MC gives me life ;;)))
*JUMIN - honestly
this is no biggie for him - like
you walk in on him and he just stares at you expectantly - “I’m
not gonna stop, you can either join or leave” - “I’d
prefer if you got on your knees tho” wiNK WONK - it’s a
start to a very hot night tho ;)))
*SAEYOUNG - he’s insanely embarrassed but he’s gonna try
to be smooth like jumin - he
doesn’t want you to realize how embarrassed he actually is - He
gives you the Flynn Rider smolder -
“You’re going to help me, MC” - you
just kinda stare at him like ??? bruh you am tired u do nOT HAVE THE TIME - “Nah
I’m gonna leave bye” - “mC
I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT”
*SAERAN - omfg
you thought Yoosung was embarrassed??? Saeran’s reaction makes Yoosung look
like a Daddy - his
whole face turns red - he’s
still trying to find himself sexually and he doesn’t want you to judge him??? - you just
quietly put down the cookies you baked for him and say “Hey, it’s okay, I’m
definitely not gonna judge, I do it too” - you
don’t want him to feel bad about it and you definitely don’t want him to feel
pressured <3 - you
totally don’t think about him later that night, nope, didn’t happen
*V - you
would think that V of all people would be embarrassed, like he’d probably pull
a Zen and get on in his knees for forgiveness - but
nah - nOT
TODAY - he’s
much more smooth than you would think - “would
you like to join, MC?” - yOU’RE
SO EMBARRASSED - you’re
just stuttering and blushing and you trIP - this
anime boi picks u up princess style and carries u to ur bed - aNOTHER
HOT NIGHT WOW UR ON FIRE MC
Request - n o.
Word Count - lmAO I STILL CANT COUNT
Type - super super super fluffy
Note: I’m so sorry I haven’t posted :(( I’m pretty busy.
“Holy shit Ethan, you like someone?” Mark said surprised.
“Shut up!” He whines, looking away from him and the camera.
“Ethan, this is a total break through– she could be watching this livestream.”
“Too late! Tell me all about her.” Mark smiled; “Do I know her?”
“Uh, yeah?— yeah you do.”
“Realllyyyyy what’s she likeeee?”
“Uh..” Ethan started; then glanced at the livechat, which was going nuts.
“OUR BBY BLUE BOY IS GROWN UP”
“PLEASEEE ETHANNN TELL”
“Ethan s2g if you don’t fucking tell us I swear to god I will throw my cat out the window.”
Ethan then looked back at Mark.
“She’s smart, and– and fun.. and..—”
“Pretty?” Mark interrupted.
“Beautiful!” He commented quickly, a large smile on his face.
“She’s got these eyes that just– and this hair– wow.” Ethan sighed, leaning into the couch, “And her smile?! Ahhh.” He softly chuckled; his eyes sparkled.
“Shit dude.” Mark muttered, looking at Ethan with wide eyes, “You’ve got it bad, don’t you?”
“Fuck, I do don’t I?” Ethan groaned.
“Dude, dude I don’t know, how do I tell her?”
“Well, tell me who she is.”
“Do I have to?”
“Yes Ethan, you have too.” Mark chuckled, looking at the webcam and muttering; “Make sure some of you record this~”
“Alright, ok– ok uh… it’s Y/N.” he muttered softly, crossing his arms, looking away from the camera and mark, a small blush covered his cheeks.
“AWWW ETHANNN!!” Mark whined, throwing his hands in the air, all excited,
“NO WAYYY! I FUCKING KNEW IT ETHAN!”
“Wait!– What do you mean you knew?!”
“Dude, have you like, seen the way you stare at her, and how you talk to her, and like, do everything with her compared to everyone else?”
Ethan groaned, “She could know!”
Mark shrugged, “Y'never know, she might like you back.”
“Hell yeah I do.” You muttered, attacking Ethan from behind the couch, laughing as you did.
“y/N?! WHATTHEFUCK?” Ethan screeched as you tackled him on the couch, you both ended up falling onto the floor with a thud.
“You’re too cute.” You smiled, softly kissing Ethan’s cheek.
“What?– I?– you??–”
“Yeah, I like you back.” Your smile grew bigger, “You doof.”
“Holy shit really?”
“No Ethan I’m just fucking with you.”
When you both stopped laughing, you looked up to say something to Mark, but instead you found an IPhone, and the webcam both facing you two on the floor, with a very excited mark holding them.
“mARK WHAT THE HELL C'MON STOP PLEASE DELETE THAT! STOP THE LIVE STREAM!”
Heh, I like how this came out.
I used quotes from Aladdin bc omfg yes Disney is ma shit.
Man, Y/N's hot. I still don't get why she's with him.
All jokes aside, I know Jimin is fine AF. Like helloooOo!! But lmao i just wrote Jungkook like that cuz of the running joke with him ranking Jimin 7th in looks (I'm sure he doesn't really believe that and is just kidding) Anyways, the chat was jokes. Hope you laughed!
• I imagine he’d have little praises for everything you did
• like if you made coffee especially tasty one morning, he’ll talk about that for a week
• or if you got a really good grade on an assignment or work, it’s all ‘proud of you’ kisses and glimmering in his eyes every time he looked at you
• also when you happened to check up on him when he was feeling tired or angry or upset, he’d never fail to show you how much it means to him
• bc honestly he stresses a lot and it’s a wonder how he remains so calm and collected
• but that’s a different story when he’s w/ you
• he goofs off so much!!!!
• and it’s SO amazing to see Minnie act like that, even when you’ve watched him being an aegyo king w/ the rest of the members, it still doesn’t compare to how childish and cute he acts when he’s in one of his happy moods
• endless smiles when you both are happy
• no lie, he isn’t the type to want to cheer you up when you’re sad
• bc he knows how important it is to get everything out of your system and just be sad, and vent to him
• so he’ll quietly sit there and patiently wait for you to cry it and scream it all out until you’re crying in his arms
• then he’s more than happy to be extra loving and caring, caressing and kissing all your worries away
• but ofc there are times when he needs you to take care of him during hard times
• literally will curl up like a kitten next to you and silently beg for you to brush or play w his hair
• esp when he’s too tired to say or do anything
• I think his sleepy morning voice would sound even cuter and higher pitched than his normal voice
• “no baby……just a few more minutes I promise, don’t get up”
• he’ll always ask how you wanted your coffee in the morning
• and sometimes even brings it to bed when he’s woken up before you and has a special date planned
• ngl you could go anywhere w/ him and he’d still make it feel like you’re the only people there
• he won’t be childish and petty when it comes to his feelings being hurt
• like imagine he got jealous and overprotective out of nowhere…………he’s gonna tell you EXACTLY why, and how you can both move on from it
• and he encourages you to do the same when it comes to something he’s done, just bc it isn’t always so easy figuring out your emotions unless you told him straight up that something is wrong
• so needless to say, honesty is a huge part of your relationship
• and it’s the reason why he literally tells you everything
• he knows that his eyes have a strange and alluring affect on you
• so you’re probably gonna have a heart attack every time you look at him from across a room
• bc he’ll maintain eye contact FOREVER OMFG while also winking a couple times before looking away and leaving you blushing
• tbh he’ll totally get jealous of you getting along w/ his pets better than he does
• esp when he leaves them w/ you when leaving for tour or promotions
• and like he’d come back finding you curled up next to his cute lil cat, both of you eyeing him lmao
• “did you miss daddy ;))))”
• “uHHhhhh idk if that was for me or the cat, ”
• “I was obviously not talking to you……….or was I lmaoo-”
• he’d love the fact that you never got mad at his clean-freak nature
• he just hates living and spending time in a messy place, and it’s probably rubbed off on you as well
• idk why but I feel like PDA is a big no no for him
• strictly hand holding and cheek kisses………………..that’s about as far as he’ll go
• Minseok wyd
• and you already knew this but…………..it ain’t the same when it’s just the 2 of you lmao the boy is wild
• also let’s get this out of the way tbh he’d be such a tease before kissing you
• like you’re just sitting their w your lips puckered and he has the nERVE to ask “do you still wanna kiss me? Tell me how bad you wanna kiss me” while he’s practically already sitting on top of you BOi if you don’t
• look I’m not saying he’ll be cuddled up w/ you and kissing you every chance he gets but that’s exactly what I’m saying
• also back rubs
• he lives for those
• just constant touching and kissing and holding you somewhere, he just needs to
• may or may not actually purr when you voluntarily play w/ his hair
• a perfect example of a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the sheet
• except he’s a completely dork
• give him lots of love and kisses aww 💛
@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg. I hope it’s not too shit babe. I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys.
Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.
His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye
Request - “How about the reader figuring out she’s pregnant (because of Ethan of course) and having to tell him, and also they accidentally reveal the pregnancy over livestream? :D”
Words - still don’t know how to count.
Warnings - ???? No?????
Extras - ?? Nah
“holy shit holy shit.” You whispered while sitting on the toilet seat, “Should I take another one? I mean.. it could be wrong.”
Yeah, maybe take another one, I mean, pregnancy tests are sometimes wrong. But, most of the time, they’re not.
You sighed; taking another test, and awaiting the results.
Ethan was out with Mark and Tyler, just hanging out, probably at laser tag or something. Ethan insisted on staying with you, because you didn’t feel well, but, you reassured him that you were fine.
But, oh boy, as soon as he left you rushed to the bathroom taking out the pregnancy tests that you hid.
Your leg shakes uncontrollably, waiting for the result on a new test.
After a moment, you looked down.
“Shit- shit two lines.”
Freaking out, you threw away the tests, standing up, and looking in the bathroom mirror. You gently rubbed your belly.
“Really? Me? Pregnant?? With the most adorable human on this planet??”
“Shit! What’s he gonna do? Well.. he probably won’t kick me out?” Instead of a statement, it came out as a question more.
“I mean, he loves me too much,, right?”
You sighed heavily,
“GOD WHAT THE HELL. WHY DID WE FRICKLE FRACKLE.”
You exited the bathroom, going into yours and his room.
“Ok, alright, just gotta tell Ethan.” You
Mumbled, grabbing a good sized cardboard from one of the boxes under the bed. You rummaged through to find a sharpie that was sorta worn out, but oh well, it’ll have to do.
You quickly scribbled in big letters on the front;
’S U R P R I S E!’
And I’m the back, you put;
‘Guess what! I’m pregnant!’
You looked at it for a moment before nodding.
“This is chill, I got this.”
To: Blue Boy<3
“/babe, are you coming home soon?/”
From: Blue Boy<3
“/yeah almost home, is something wrong?/”
To: Blue Boy<3
“/no, i just missed you/”
From: Blue Boy<3
“/aww, I’m almost home :) /”
You sighed shakily, you pocketed your phone and slowly raised the sign so it was under your chin. You smiled to yourself, and waited.
And it wasn’t too long till you heard the door unlock.
Suddenly; you quickly regretted your decision, but, no turning back now.
Ethan walked in with a smile on his face, but it soon turned to confusion as he saw the sign.
“A surprise.” You softly said, now flipping the cardboard over; butterflies in your stomach. (But not really because you had a child growing in your uterus-)
Ethan read the sign, then looked up at you.
You gently smiled,
“Yeah.” You said, looking down at your own sign.
He simply looked back down then back up at you.
“I'm–? I'll–?” He started, then slowly walked towards you, looking you dead in the eyes.
“You’re serious?” He questioned.
“Yeah, I uh.. I took a test a few hours ago an-”
“Oh my god!” He shouted; taking the sign out of you hands, tossing it to the side, then hugging you tightly.
“I’m a dad!— well, gonna be a dad, but— holy shit!” He smiled his big dopey, goofy grin, tightly hugging you.
“Holy shit. A dad, and god!– Y/N you’ll be such a great mother!”
“Yes, Ethan, I’m okay enough to stream with you.”
“Are you sure?”
“Ethan! I’m fine, really, let’s just stream, hang out, and play some games, yeah?” You smiled, quickly kissing his cheek.
“Alright.” He nodded, and started the stream.
When a few people came in; he dopely* smiled, and shouted;
“whAT IS UP MA CRANKY CREW! iTS ETHAN FROM CRANKGAMEPLAYS AND IM WITH Y/N!”
“Hi.” You smiled, holding back a laugh from Ethan’s intro.
Ethan looked at you and tilted his head.
“Are you laughing at me?”
“Psh! No! I was laughing at how cute you were making your intro to this stream.”
Ethan grinned and looked back at the webcam, then at the livechat.
“I HIGHKEY SHIP Y/N AND ETHAN SO MUCH.”
“AAAA I LOVE IT WHEN THEY STREAM TOGETHER.”
“ThEYRE SO CUTE.”
“Y/NNN WE HAVENT SEEN YOU IN LIKE YEARS.”
“OMFG YAS ETHANS STREAMING.”
“pLAY THE UKULELE.”
This ended in you bursting out laughing reading the chats.
“Honestly, your fan base is literally the best thing, like, ever.”
“Hell yeah it is; and it’s not a fanbase, it’s my Cranky Crew.”
You laughed once more,
A few minutes went by, you and Ethan were answering some chats, and just hanging out.
“Pff! Oh my god! Yes! That was the best story ever.” You laughed, hugging your stomach.
Ethan whines; “sttttoopppp laughingggg.”
“It’s so funny!”
“I’ll show you funny!”
Ethan ended up tackling you; but instead of you laughing, you shrieked;
“ethAN THE BABY YOU CANT JUST TACKLE ME NOW.”
“Right! Right sorry.” Ethan grinned and apologized, kissing your cheek, pulling you back up.
“Wanna read a few more comments before we play a game?” You asked.
“Sure.” He nods.
You both looked at the chat to see much spam.
“BABY?! DID Y/N JUST SAY BABY?!”
“Y/N’S PREGNANT?!?! OHHHH”
“OHMYGOD ETHAN AND Y/N HAD SEX.”
“YES IN KNEW IT!”
“WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US?!”
“WHENS THE BABY DUE?????”
“ETHANS A DAD OMFG.”
“^^^ YESYES KIDGAMEPLAYS”
You guys immediately looked at each other with;
Hah! I really like how this came out!! Thank you for requesting!!!~
I had much fun writing this :))
Dopey* - I’m not sure if that’s a word???? Oh well.
Request from; @nandrii
After a week of playing our game, I feel my feelings for Jack grow into something more. Looking back at our ‘announcement’ photos I scroll through the comments. Jack wraps his strong arms around my waist.
“Hey, what you looking at?” He says, peering over my shoulder.
"The comments,“ I say distractedly, eyes still searching over thee thousands of comments.
'What? OMG they’re so cute, they were totally made for each other'
My brows join together, "They say we’re made for each other."
"Why of course we are, I mean we’re both stunning,” Jack jokes nuzzling his face into the crook of my neck. His warm breath effectively making me shudder.
“Is this a bad game to play?” I ask him spinning around in his arms, my eyes showing all of the guilt playing on my brain.
“Why would it be?” He asks cocking his head to the side in confusion, god he looks cute.
“One of us is going to get hurt, probably me,” I say shrugging myself out of his grip. I run my fingers through my H/C hair nervously.
“Come with me,” he says softly, almost as if he’s being careful not to hurt me. He extends his hand out for me to hold, his warm hand warms my cold one. He drags me through the apartment complex and up to the roof of his apartment complex.
“Wow,” I breathe my eyes raking over the bright lights of the bustling city, Jack once again wraps himself around me. We stand together for a few moments just content with being with him.
“I lost the game,” he says softly, my eyes widen in realization. “You what?” I ask breaking away from him, my E/C eyes wide.
“You don’t have to feel the same, but I thought it was time to let you know that I lost,” He says calmly, placing his hands on my shoulders attempting to keep me as close to his a possible.
“You love me?” I ask, voice wobbly. His blue eyes shine with pride as his beautiful smile grows across his face.
“Of course I do,” He says as if it’s the most obvious thing he’s ever said.
“Wait,” I say cautiously, “You, as in Jack Maynard, love me, as in Y/N L/N?”
“Yes, yes a thousand times yes. I love you,” he says wrapping his arms around me. I giggle softly.
“I’m not sure if it’s love,” I whisper my E/C eyes locked with his blue ones, “But I know that I like you a lot.” His grin never leaves his face as he presses his soft lips to mine.
“Can we be real this time?” He asks sweetly. I nod my head, “I would really like that.”
It’s so coooooolllll XD!!!!! look at how awesome Kacchan is, look at Shouto!!! Uraraka, Tsuyu Izuku are just so cute here, and OMFG Iida Tenya!!!!! I did NOT KNOW HE COULD LOOK THIS GOOD!!!
I didn’t actually think All Might would tel Izuku he was gonna die, but I guess he had to tell him eventually. But the way Izuku’s face is here, the way he’s just trying to digest everything… it just hurts my heart…
Izuku why are you doing thids to me?!!!!
This dadmight fluff here is so heartwarming, All Might already had so much faith in Izuku, he’s already defending him when he barely even knows him! I think he’s bleeding from happiness here!!!
My son, why are you doing this to me?!!! DX!!! It’s soo cute how Izuku is so hellbent on wanting All Might to be around when he becomes a hero!
The cinnamon roll doesn’t even realize how much he’s changed All Might these past few months. This s just too cute, Izuku is basically All Might’s motivation to live!!!
and this… THIS!!! All Might’s muscle form is so… deformed now! His hair can’t even stand up anymore and he doesn’t have eyebrows!
Yes my son! Change that shitty future that Nighteye predicted!!! All shitty futures can be changed!!!
She is sooo cool! and pretty!
YEEEEESSSS!!!!!! thank you Horikoshi!!!! This is exactly what I want, more of class 1-A (apart from Shouto and Kacchan)! I want to see more of class 1-A in action! I want to see them use their quirks to its full potential!
Just imagine how Uraraka’s quirk will be when she’s older, she might even be able to lift heavy boulders, or fallen skyscrapers or something! Tsuyu can legit stick on walls so she never has to worry about falling.