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Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

anonymous asked:

pls expand on your ridiculous experiences during one semester at a fake college

okay I got a few asks about this so let me see what I can remember right now. These might not all be in chronological order

- At orientation, they were talking about the reservation near campus and all these pretty sites and this kid in the back of the auditorium goes “So uhh…heard this place might be built over a Native American burial ground?”

- The speaker: “…Let’s not think about that, okay?”

- The freshman were on campus alone for like a week and a half (other than the RA’s) before the other students and I just. The parties. Were out of control. An ambulance was called basically every night.

- I walked into the bathroom the first night there to find a girl literally dying because someone slipped something in her drink and she was having a Very Bad Reaction

- Sting- you know, the singer- ‘s son lived in my residence hall. This boy almost accidentally killed me on three separate occasions (while I was just trying to do my laundry)

- I told my family about this at Thanksgiving. Everyone in the room advised me to seduce him

- I ate breakfast in the dining hall exactly once. I got scrambled eggs. I noticed no one had brought out ketchup with the condiments and politely asked about it. I received glares from at least ten different people. Apparently people there don’t believe in ketchup on eggs.

- There were these two boys in my English class known as “The Lumbard Guys”. They didn’t live in my residence hall, but they would come over almost every night, start a party, and destroy part of the basement.

- At orientation this one kid got mad and set his shoe on fire to prove a point

- Also at orientation like??? My roommate disappeared???? And I never saw her again???

- Listen like…this campus just looked like the perfect setting for a horror film, but none of the people from the area got that. They all thought I was crazy until some comic from Comedy Central did a stand up act and said “Why the hell is this campus so creepy? I feel like I’m gonna leave here with someone else wearing my face!”. I felt way too validated.

- ALL OF MY CLASSES WERE SO FAKE

- My “math” class was actually a disguised home ec. course???? All we had were word problems that were incredibly detailed recipes or instructions on how to fix things. The teacher, who I swear to GOD was actually my Mr-Rogers-Wannabe guidance counselor from high school in disguise, spent more time trying to come up with names and backstories for the models in the text book than actually trying to teach

- I had to take a class called “first year seminar” because neither of my parents went to college. It was supposed to be teaching you about how the school works and stuff but SUPRISE BITCH WE’RE JUST GONNA YELL ABOUT RACISM AND PRIVELGE FOR AN HOUR.

- Literally that’s all we did. Just the whole class bonding over all these struggles we had gone through and getting fired up. Like, it was great, but I also ended up knowing very little about campus and school stuff bc that was the class that was supposed to be teaching me lmao

- My Psych teacher was fucking hysterical for the first few classes but then he just. Vanished. I had to drop the class

- My Fine Arts teacher just. Couldn’t stick to a teaching plan. Her entire wardrobe was scarves. She was very passionate about African masks. She had a flapper haircut. She spoke quietly, but with a marvelously forced tone of voice that I’m certain was her trying to sound impressive and hide a Boston accent. She didn’t seem to understand the year was 2014. She took us into the city to go to the Art Museum and we lost her in there, never to be seen again

- I’m not even kidding

- My “writing” teacher was my absolute fav omfg. She was this long grey haired hippie lady who worked as a nurse for the Grateful Dead and was still stuck there. She may or may not have hooked up with my uncle. I was her favorite student because one day I came in wearing a “HAIR” shirt. She wanted to take the class to England for the sole purpose of going on a Beatles tour

- But like…she did not teach a writing class omfg. She taught a social justice class. All we did was have informed debates about The Issues and listen to music and occasionally watch the Breakfast Club. Every time there was a big paper due on the syllabus, she’d just sit on her desk and go “I mean, I don’t have to cover anything, right? You guys know how to write!” Like I genuinely don’t think she knew what class she was teaching

- There was a boy who sat next to me in that class. He was deaf in one ear and used that as an excuse when he got caught blatantly not paying attention. It worked every time. But I was right next to him. I saw him playing Yu-Gi-Oh on some website on his phone under the table. One time we started talking about model cars and he pre-cummed.

- There was a boy who roamed the campus in a long black trench coat and a weird hat. I never saw his body and started to suspect he might not have one, just the theory of one. He took interest in me because I was the only person in class who ever got his Doctor Who jokes. He’d come up to me at dinner and blast quiz me on various nerd culture before running off and disappearing into the shadows. Just as I was starting to grudgingly accept I was probably going to have to eventually hook up with him for the greater good, I apparently offended him by saying I like Picard more than Kirk. He didn’t stick around to listen to my reasoning. Whenever I saw him after that he would loudly start talking about how great his girlfriend was. Everyone knew he was lying. I wonder if Kirk ever sucked his theoretical dick as well as I would have.

- I gave a football player a shout out on Yik Yak. He really appreciated it, and gave me some fries laced with weed as a thanks. That was such A Night ™ , I watched the Lorax and left the dimension.

- Every time we had dances, this creepy guy named Horace would find me and use my obvious discomfort to make me dance with him. He’d hold my wrists and shove his crotch on mine while vaguely swaying to the beat. I had to escape to the bathroom every few minutes. Finally the security just banned him from the events altogether. I can still see his face clearly in my mind.

- One night, I walked into the bathroom to find a perfect, untouched pizza laying on the floor…but not in a box. Someone literally just took it out of the box and laid it down. I’m still fuming.

- One time I was in the mostly empty library when I smelled something. I walked down the rows of shelves before rounding the corner, and found the President of the college hidden there, sitting on the floor, smoking, a bottle of vodka in his hands. We held eye contact for a solid minute. He slowly shook his head at me. I said “Sir, your house is like…literally across the street.” He shook his head more vigorously. I left the library.

- One night, I heard screaming. I looked out the window to find a girl in a giraffe costume scaling my building. People were throwing water bottles at her. I was concerned. I didn’t know who to talk to for answers.

- I was in line trying to pay for dinner. One of the lunch ladies climbed on top of the ice cream machine and refused to come down. Her friend came over and they started recreating the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. Very few people acknowledged it.

- Someone jacked up the soda dispenser so it was only dispensing beer. None of the staff cared enough to fix it.

- I caught my RA in the middle of a drug deal so she gave me a coupon for free ice cream

- Also side note: The soft served ice cream machine on campus was actually a frozen yogurt machine. I had no problem with that, but like, advertise correctly, you know? Nobody else seemed to understand my confusion. Nobody else seemed to understand that froyo and ice cream are two different things. What the hell.

- There were just…so many moths all over the campus. A terrifying amount. When it started getting colder I was like, finally, I won’t be attacked by moths anymore! Only for even more moths to appear. I asked a local about it. “Oh, those are the winter moths!” What the fuck are winter moths? What the fuck, Massachusetts? My friend back home grew convinced that Mothman was in the area. I was inclined to believe her. Sometimes I close my eyes and all I can see are moths everywhere, waiting for the moment to strike.

-  I’ve encountered deer many times in my life. I know how they act around people. But the deer on this campus were just weird. They’d run out at people all the time. One almost shoved me into traffic.

- My roommate gave my phone number out to literally anyone she found who mentioned they liked to read or liked Doctor Who. She was concerned I had no friends. No one ever called.

- I met a small Greek girl in my Fine Arts class. Our first day of talking, she made me climb a mountain with her so she could get to tutoring, even though I had no reason to be in that building. Her roommates kept mysteriously disappearing. She was late to everything. She’d call me randomly to get food at 1 in the morning. She kept somehow breaking phones and tvs and other electronics. When I asked her how they kept breaking, she waved it off with “Oh, I have OCD. You wouldn’t understand”. I have OCD, and I still don’t understand. One time she invited me out with her friends from high school. I waited outside her building for two hours, while the other friends waited in the parking lot for two hours, because we didn’t know how to find each other. She eventually came outside at 10:30 pm. We went to Friendly’s. She made us stop at her house so she could grab something. We pulled up a long, winding driveway and stopped in a parking lot. At the end of the parking lot were stone stairs that lead up to a mansion on a hill. She ran inside and the rest of us stayed in the car, listening to High School Musical and talking about Supernatural. When she came out 40 minutes later we decided to try and prank her. It went wrong. We almost ran over her friend’s sister with the car. They invited me to a pumpkin patch. When I started complaining about my roommate, she asked me to move in with her. I thought about the other three girls who had seemingly gone missing. I politely declined. Six months after I left the school, I received a text from her asking for notes for an exam, and radio silence after that. I can’t find her on facebook. I fear she might have gone missing too.

- One night, as I was standing outside huddled in the cold, a boy came up and offered me a cigarette to help me stay warm. I turned it down, but he stood around talking to me for a few minutes afterwards. I felt absolutely no awkwardness at all. He was a musician from Colorado. He sang a bit of one of his songs. He was dropping out of school to go to California the next week. He told me I had beautiful eyes, but his were the most alive eyes I’ve ever seen so I couldn’t believe the compliment. We talked for about ten minutes and I fell a little bit in love. He had to rush off to a club meeting, but he told me he’d rather keep talking. He gave me the sweetest smile before he left. I didn’t get his last name or number and I never saw him again.

- There was a dance on Halloween. I couldn’t think of a sufficiently slutty yet classy costume, so I just went as Osgood from Doctor Who. When I got there there was a huge crowd, but people quickly grew bored and started leaving. There ended up being six people left (myself included). We stayed because we could see the upset faces of everyone who had planned the event, but actually had one of the most fun nights of my life. We- myself, the girl from across the hall, Trench Coat Boy, his tiny friend who never spoke, and a boy and girl I didn’t know who seemed to be professional dancers- danced nonstop for almost three hours. The strobe lights and poppy music solidified an unspoken bond. I had never and to this day haven’t felt as free as I did that night. The tiny quiet boy’s smile could have lit up a city. It’s etched into my mind. We all left the dance talking about the surreal feeling in the air, as if something had shifted. None of us ever mentioned the dance again. It’s still one of my fondest memories.

- For a solid month, there was someone in a gorilla costume running around campus.

- There was a rash of sexual assaults on campus. A gang of boys kept jumping girls in the woods. The only thing the school board did was give out free rape whistles at lunch one day. I missed that day, making me one of the only students on campus without a whistle. Later that night when I ordered pizza, the delivery guy tried to start up a conversation with me about all the assaults. He blamed the girls. I took back my tip.

- Sometimes the showers just…filled up with black sludge. No one knew why.

- The girls in the room next to me were very bizarre. They always shot me odd looks and whispered to each other constantly. I couldn’t figure out if they were sleeping together or not. They never washed their hands when we were in the bathroom.

- The doors to each dorm were thick and heavy and required effort to push them open. My roommate and I made sure to lock ours every night, and would triple check it. It swung open by itself almost every night. The channels on the tv would change with the remote equidistance away from us. Sometimes I heard humming in the showers when I was the only one in there.

- My roommate…deserves a whole separate post dedicated to her, honestly.

- She would call her mother and have her do her homework for her. She blasted music constantly, and it was either country or hard rap, nothing in between. She sexiled me constantly. I once walked in on anal. She’d meet guys on Tinder, fall in love with them after a couple of days, and then bring them into the school and into our room like it was no big deal. One of them made it clear he was a budding serial killer. She was in a new drama every week. One time someone called her a dilf on Yik Yak. She was firmly convinced her cousin was blonde because her aunt dyed her hair when she was pregnant. She tried her hardest to get me laid by a football player. She was the loudest drunk I’ve ever encountered. Honestly there’s just too much about her for this omfg

- John Zaffis, the famous paranormal researcher, came to the school on my birthday. I went because I’m a loser who’s been watching shows with him since I was a kid, and I was having a bad day so I decided it could be a treat. I sat in the front row. He held an uncomfortable amount of eye contact with me the entire presentation. He was impressed with my questions. He lamented about the fact he’s always cut out of movies or replaced by priests that look like him. He apparently came to the school every year around Halloween to do a ghost tour around the campus for the students. A girl allegedly killed herself in my floor’s bathroom. He apparently always got a lot of activity around the campus. Everyone in the freshman class started wondering if the rumors about the Native American burial ground were true.

- One time in “writing” class the teacher gave us a number and then whatever song came up as that when we put our music on shuffle we had to play for the class. I ended up with “Touch Me” from Spring Awakening. Midway through the song, the teacher from another class came to complain that they could hear everything. My teacher tried to defend that all music has an important message. “Molly, dear, tell her the message in this song!” I looked around the room and at the other teacher. “It’s about sex,” I said quietly. She stormed out of the room while the class started laughing.

- There was this girl that just had the natural ability to make anything boring. I feel bad saying that, because she’s such a sweet girl, and she’s smart, and she’s gorgeous, and she’s talented, but just…every time she says anything, it’s boring. I’m still friends with her on facebook, the talent transcends to writing as well. You could be having a fun, lively conversation and she could say something completely relevant to the point and yet it would still just be boring. It’s a baffling talent, I still don’t understand how she does it.

- There was a boy who’d come into my room. He lusted over my s’mores poptarts. He kept trying to hit the high notes in Broadway songs. He didn’t understand my sense of humor at all, so we both were constantly worried we were offending each other. He cried about Selena Gomez a lot.

- The dining hall only offered horrendous food. I had pasta almost every night because it was the only thing remotely edible. If you wanted good food, you had to go to Late Night, which was between like 10:30 and 1 I think??? They set it up specifically for stoners and people leaving parties. I was frequently the only sober person there. Except for the moths.

- The chief at the pasta place found out I like theater and got like…weirdly passionate about it. He kept telling me about different theater groups in the area and wanted to know if I was in the school musical. He asked me every time I went up for food.

- There was a disproportionate amount of large black birds to trees. It wasn’t hard to figure out why we so rarely saw smaller animals

- When I told my advisor I was thinking about leaving (mostly for financial reasons but also the fake classes were preventing me from getting an education I wanted, you know?), this little old man looked around his office as if checking for people listening in, then put his hand on top of mine, leaned in close, and whispered “Oh, you sweet little girl. Run as fast as you can.”

There’s definitely more but listen. This school was weird and fake and vaguely surreal and off-kilter. I am fully afraid that one day, years from now, I’m going to be driving through the back roads and pass the place where the campus should be, only I won’t find anything there at all, and won’t be able to find any trace of it ever existing. I won’t be able to find any record of it. I won’t be able to find a record of any of the people. Every time I think about this place I just get a weird feeling, like I somehow managed to escape the Twilight Zone but left a part of me behind in the process. Be careful when applying to college, kids.

the fate of the furious thoughts *spoilers*

-Fuck okay so I saw the movie last night and fuck i didn’t think i’d be hype but it felt so right watching it!!!
-this is definitely scattered and poorly articulated compared to my review of ff7 but ill write a proper one in due time. I fucking miss paul
-ive seen every fuckin movie of this franchise in theaters n im only 23 ah these are my thoughts as i was watching it. I was lowkey keeping notes lmao
-beautiful setting and colors wow as always!!!
-FUCK as if charlize therons character wasnt annoying enough the fuckin bitch had to have dreads!!! Deadass bye
-GEEKED at roman coming in at 11 for most wanted criminals
-Roman lmfao he literally cracks me up so fucking much i love tyrese
-the Rock as a soccer daddy ifucking love it his daughter is so cute ugh
-DECKARD SHAW IS SUCH A DADDY oh my i love jason statham and his banter w the rock lmao
-digging all the gratuitous fight scenes and humor and explosions
-what are you gonna Email her? Lmfao roman is too much hahahah
-calling roman Slick lmao
-hobbs and shaw are both daddies fuck they can get it
-scott Eastwood FUCK ME UP i love how theyre giving him so much shit ahaha hes so fine though gotdamn
-The kisss!!! Fuck this dumb ass hacker Bitch
With ugly dreads
-Brian would know what to do… OMG SHOOK im crying i miss paul walker so much my mans
-omfg hes a fucking dad. Papa!!! HE HAS A KID W ELENA IM SHOOK AGAIN
-middle name marcos first name is for his father to name him!!! Bitch!! 😭😭I bet he calls the bb brian!! Just cus thats how dom and vin both would be. I’m crying
-god lmao hobbs’ Fuckin names for shaw and his damn one liners i can’t… callin him princess LOL
-themost recent movies have so much more comedic elements and honestly i live for it my theater was crackin up constantly in between all that anxiety if whats happening next!!!
-shaw in suits fuck me up statham is so fine
-ugh in ny!!! The music is always so lit!!! THE TOYSHOP DAYUM!!! Those sexy cars and sexy ass scott eastwood fuck
-are you Blanta? Lmao roman and that fuckin neon orange lambo
-oo shit doms got a plan yas!!! Helen mirren omfg!!! British woman so I assume this is mama shaw
-ok this banter now is just straight up Flirting between shaw and hobbs like theyd be so good together lmao
-ugh this Destruction i cant… imagine if that shit was real so many ppl would be dead god
-ugh charlize is a little cunt
-gotta admit tho putting those cars jn Auto drive was pretty freaking dope but crazy and the pileup. Shits wild if that could happen irl we’re fucked
-did i mention Eastwood is fucking sexy
-Lil nobody lost his lil mind hahaha
-BIG SEXI COMIN THRU
-Why didnt they just crash into him fuckkkk like instead of just tugging on his car from dif directions like ya dont hurt him but still
-Omg shaw WTF RIP I WAS JUST LOVING HIM ON THE TEAM IN SAD IM CRYING AND HOBBS IS UPSET
-DOM TURNIN HIS BACK ON LETTY IM HURT
-baby callin dom dada im cryjbg holy fuck this mf just shot mama OMG RIP ELENA IM PIST
-god charlize tryig to psycho analyze shit and just constantly spewing bs makes me wanna hjr her
-Tej n roman babter is my fav
-ah eastwood baby is on board fuck me. All Bets r off–Hahaha the fuckin orange car
-Roman" this aint for me man" hahaha he’s so fuckin funny they really made his character a bitchass i love it
-2 hacker bitches up against eachother lmao ramsey is gorge
-roman Reading russian HAGAHA such a goof
-LETTYs SUCH A BAD BITCH sent that fucker right into those blades.
-THERES NOTHING ALRIGHT ABOUT THIS LMAO honestly i’m roman
-Spinning in his lambo on ice and everyone just fucking with him hahaha
-WHAT IS GOIN ONHAHAHA as hes sliding with the fuckin door
-TYRESE HELL YA OMG FUCK YEA WHAT A COMEBACK. “NUMBER 11 MY ASS” HAHAH, whole theater is laughing
-OH MY GOD IMS CREAMING BOTH SHAWS ARE ALIVE AND BEAUTFUL MY DADDIES. LUKE EVANS IM SHOOK BABY SCARFACE LMAO IM CRYING I LIT UP WHEN THEY TOOK THEIR MASKS OFF
-SURPRISEEE… AHA FUK U CHARLIZE IM SO HYPE I HAVE CHILLS
-TEGO CALDERON and DON OMAR HELL YEAH EVEYTHING IS UNRAVELING I MISSED THEM IM CRYIN IM SO HAPPY RN
-DOMS WHOLE PLAN FUCK YEAH AND THE SHAWS IM SO HYPE
-MOMMA SHAW HELL YES AHAHAH DISCIPLING HER FUCKIN BOY “and ur gonna TAKE UR brother” “DEVILS BUNGHOLE” HAJAJA MOM it’s god’s eye. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. Spinoff please???
-IMCHEERING SO HARD MORALE IS SO HIGH
-FOR ELENA YAS DOM IS BACK BABY KNOCKED THAT FUCKER DEAD
-STATHAM W BB BEING AN ACTUALLY DADD IM CRYIN ALVIN N CHIP MUNKS YES AHAHA
-FIGHTing W BB OMFG DADDY YES, “its gonna be a lot of fun” i love him so much take me
-DOMS BACK I HAVE CHILLS YES
-LETTY SEEING DOM AND REALIZING HE’s back Im SOBBING i love them
-WHEres THAT SMILE? THERE IT IS!! OMG CUTE BABY AND SEXY DADDY DECKARD SHAW IM SHOOK
-Ur not gna wanna see this… *sniffs* is that u or him? HAHAHA i love him
-hobbs to roman: Yr u always yelli g hahaha this shit is so funny while even in the middle of action scenes
-Thats my girl!! Letty made it… ugh dom im just
-U lost the minute u interrupted honeymoon fuck ya bitch dont mess w familia
-“This is for my son” FUCK yasss
-The cars protecting dom im crying more
-Told u this would b fun hgh DADDY shaw pls
-DOM N LETTy FOREVER
-gotta get MY YUNG SELFIE LEVELS up I CANT Hahaha fucking roman
-FAMILY!! I LIVE FOR THE ENDINGS AND THE HUGE FAMILY GET TOGETHERS IM CRYING I MISS PAUL WALKER SO MUCH
-ELENA UGH im sad
-INTRODUCing letty to the baby im dead
-WHAT IS HIS NAME WTF???
-Okay EVERYONE MEET….BRIAN… IM CRYING
-I FUCKING KNEW IT BUT IT STILL GOT ME I WAS LEGIT SOBBING THEN THAT FUCKIN KEHLANIGEAZY SONG CAME ON AND IDK I STARTED CRYING MORE. BABY BRIAN FUCK IM SO EMOTIONAL
-I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH I WILL BE 80 and still watching these movies as long as they keep putting them out omfg i just love them all i miss paul walker and brian and jordana brewster but this was a really good addition it did not disappoint even tho i hate the title lmao
-i appreciate u if u read this whole thing lets b friends

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
Dating Yugyeom Would Be Like...

•him resting his head on top of yours whenever he would give you back hugs.

•most of the members, especially jackson bothering the both of you whenever you’re at their dorm.

•"oh my god our baby yugyeom is all grown up now!“

•"shut up jackson i’ve been taller than you since our debut.”

•he rarely gets jealous but if he sees another guy looking at you he’ll grab your waist and pull you closer to him.

•"you’re mine, okay?“

•watching him and bambam fight like 24/7.

•basically watching him fight with all of the members 24/7.

•listening to chris brown songs all day everyday.

•"hOLD MY WRIST”

•getting to watch him freestyle to a bunch of songs.

•having the rest of the members of got7 walk in on you guys at the wrong time.

•"hi guys do you want anythi– oh my god yugyeom!“

•"what the hell jackson get out!”

•"I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! uh use a condom! Bye!“

•having his arms wrapped around you tightly when you guys are in bed.

•"goodnight y/n I love you so much.”

•waking up to his morning voice omfg.

•"ah~ good morning, did you sleep well y/n?“

•laying in bed with him and just admiring how good he looks even though he was half asleep with messy hair.

•getting to learn lots of choreography from him.

•"y/n please can I teach you this one! it’s my favourite!!”

•"yugyeom that’s what you say about every choreography you wanna teach me"

•"that’s because they’re all my favourite!!“

•random compliments from him here and there.

•"you’re really pretty.” “you’re so cute” “I’m so lucky to have you.” “you’re my everything.”

•turning everything into a contest.

•"hey y/n I bet you can’t eat the bowl of cereal faster than me.“

•"let’s see who can run to mark hyung the fastest!”

•I feel like this kid would whisper “I love you” to you every five seconds. like the kid loves you so much he can’t go a day without saying it to you in person or in a text. He just loves you so much and he never wants to loose you.


Hi guys! I’ve never done those “Dating _____ would be like” post before so hopefully you guys like this one:) maybe I’ll do the rest of the members if you guys liked this one

Calum dating a Latina Pt. 2

- his favorite blanket would have to be the one thats thick and has some kind of animal on it or a weird looking design (am I the only one?)

-^^^” Why do we all have those blankets!! Where do they come from!!?”

- Learning that Vicks VapoRub is the cure to almost anything

- Hot Cheetos or any types of spicy chips around the house

- you’d be bumping some spanish music and he’d be attempting to dance and sing alone, even if he didnt know what the song was saying

- wanting to put butter on his pancakes but realizing too late that it was something else

- [Not all Latina’s cook] Calum calling your mom for a recipe so that he can replicate it and serve it over dinner. He made sure you were busy all day (like doing his errands, he would even make up ridiculous ones like describing a product only sold in Australia and making you go pick it up at the store) and would make the biggest mess in the kitchen, just to make your favorite childhood dish

- [Not all Latina’s speak spanish] Calum respected that you didnt speak spanish, he would never make fun of you for it. Instead, you guys agreed to take a spanish class together. The class would be on a tuesday night, probably at 7 pm.“Babe hurry up, we’re gonna be late for our class” 

- Realizing that you’re always late to everything, “Why did you tell me that our dinner reservation is at 7 if its really at 8?” “Because babe, youre late to everything” 

- “I feel like i’m dating your family, we’re always with them” 

- Getting a little chub from all the food at all the family reunions you guys go to 

- Learn new ‘homemade remedies’, screw the doctors, leaves in your tea will help any sickness 

- Having all types of ethnic candy, everywheree 

-maybe even taking some dance lessons, busting out the new Bachata moves would def surprise you 

- would watch intense soccer games with your family. Even if he’s australian, he’d have a jersey of your national soccer team

-he knew you guys came from different worlds, but it didnt matter to him because he loved you 

- [white passing latina’s] omfg it would be all chill until you spoke spanish and he would freakkkk!! well not freak, but he’d be like ‘omg what did you say?”

4

I told me that I’d draw one paper just for one of my favorite antecessor ^o^ So here we have draws from Lost, a beauty demon with a beauty design (?) I did my best with the English, but I just can’t :( Hmm… Here are a few of weird headcanons. Some stole, other from my dirty mind 9u9 (?) I would like to add something but I don’t know what! Well. If I post a draw of Lost PLEASE MAKE THE FAVOR TO HIT ME. Plz PS. Ciel is not OOC…(?)

anonymous asked:

okay idk what specific fancam was the anon talking about but i found this one and omg they were right - www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=OTtsg9hPz0s

omfg i’m so late lol 

but yes, he apparently did look in jimin’s direction? im not sure if he just doing the dramatic head turn or not but it’s at our discretion LOL

Thank you so much you guys for finding the links for me OTL (even when I took this long to reply)

but we all know jikook has had some weird onstage antics so this is no surprise ;)

WHAT HAPPENED TO NICOLE

OKAY SO I WAS WATCHING A SNEAK PEAK FOR NEXT’S WEEK’S EPISODE (6x19, titled did you miss me) AND I NOTICED THIS CAST CREDITING:

REBECCA BREEDS, AKA THE ACTRESS THAT PLAYS NICOLE. 

YES. SHE IS IN THIS EPISODE. THIS MEANS NEW INFORMATION ON NICOLE, WHETHER THAT’S JUST A FLASHBACK WITH EZRA OR ACTUAL NEWS ON WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. OH MY GOD HOLD ME. 

I kind of feel like her mystery is more interesting than almost anything else happening in 6b, so if this storyline gets more involved, I am SO excited, omfg. 

  • ABC FAMILY: Watch STITCHERS.
  • Me: Oh, this looks like an interesting show.
  • ABC FAMILY: Watch STITCHERS.
  • Me: Okay the cute tech guy and the main girl have awesome chemistry. I like it so far. Science makes absolutely no sense but whatevs. I'm down for mindless fluff.
  • ABC FAMILY: Watch STITCHERS.
  • Me: Okay trading quips and Cameron's giving Kirsten a LOT of nicknames and Kirsten's learning to feel things and okay... I'm not at all obsessing... Damn those two have AMAZING CHEMISTRY...
  • ABC FAMILY: Watch STITCHERS.
  • Me: Fluff. And chemistry. And the nicknames ALL THE NICKNAMES. And Linus if you weren't a dork I'd kick you. And Camille is so boss I love you. And Camsten. CAMSTEN. CAMSTEN. If I didn't ship CAMSTEN SO HARD I'd be shipping Camille and Kirsten because their banter is just as awesome. And OMFG SERIOUSLY A CONSPIRACY AND COVER-UPS AND LIES ALL THE LIES WHAT THE FUCK DID I SIGN UP FOR?
  • ABC FAMILY: Watch STITCHERS.
  • Me: ... fuck you, ABC Family. You better not cancel this. *watches Stitchers*
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WHAT DID I JUST WATCH 

anonymous asked:

"watching stuff while drawing stuff i can't post" sunny are you drawing nsfw

Anon: “while drawing stuff i can’t post”  Sunnyyyy I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

omfg that’s not what I MEANT hahah

I’m just drawing some things personal projects and stuff B)

anonymous asked:

OMFG what did he say about it?!? I'm at work and can't watch video rn but oh my gosh i just can't wait two fuckin years for IW...

ARRRGGGHHH!!! Basically Seb and Mackie are asked what they want to see for their characters in the next movie and Mackie immediately goes ‘to marry Black Widow’ and then Seb is asked the same and he replies with ‘to marry Black Widow before this guy…” *looks at Mackie* …‘like, its in the comics…” and then Mackie is all ‘whatever…the MCU is different” and then they talk over each other and it’s hilarious and cute and endearing.

THEN Sebastian (the dork) looks at the interviewer, leans forward all dramatically and says “it’s why she says ‘don’t you recognise me?’ She’s still thinking about him”. 

BOOM. END SCENE.

*casually screaming in the background*

Find your little heart’s desire... and follow it”

So. i finally got the time to share my story.
i’ve never thought i’d see the fuckin killers from barrier 4 times in 5 days!!!!!!!! and to meet brando like 4 times. and to see them walking around like 10 times in 1 week. omg. that’s fuckn insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so my story is hella long and i don’t wanna bore you i’ll mention the highlights of my trip!
before that i’ll tell you that since 2013 i’m trying to meet bflow and i always fail like i went to 3 gigs from november 2013 till november 2015 and what i got is “i love you” on stage and a brief group photo, so it wasn’t really personal. and if you guys know i became a fan during 2010 when flamingo came out, so it all started from brandon and that’s why he’s my favorite band member. i became a the killers fan thanks to his solo. so i owe him my life.

California
* We started the queue about 14:00 on friday and when i left the queue for few hours to go get refreshed i found out brandon came to the hotel to check in and met fans and i was very sad, i sat in the queue with tears in my eyes. one of the fans tried to comfort me like “ you’ll meet him i promise!” and i didn’t believe him at all. so at this point we knew he gotta be around, i was determined to meet him like right now. so me and my sister went out of the queue to have a look around, i don’t know why, my sister said “he must be at the gym!” and i was like nah but anyway we walked to the direction of the gym and i had no idea, i just walked around i swear!!!!!!!!! then i saw a guy walking out of the door (the door was at the side in front of us), he looked familiar, but he wore sweatpants and i knew brando wore jeans when the fans met him earlier so i was like what, and this guy looked at me and kind of recognized me, then he started to walk faster towards me!!!! then i looked at his face, and SURE i know how brandon looks but i got into shock and tho i knew it’s him walking towards me with a smile i asked my sister if it’s him. and he knew i’m a fan because i wore a tk t shirt, he got closer and at this point i walked towards him with both hands on my face and mumbled “oh my god… oh my god…” hystercally….! then Brandon FLOWERS came to me(!!!) with a smile!!!!!!!! and said hi!!!!!!!! and gave me his hand to shake my fucking hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME TELL YOU HE IS BEAUTIFUL LIKE 10000 SUNS IN THE SKY OK????????? at this point i was in shock, i saw on him that he was in a hurry go to (his room tower was behind the gym) and i asked if i can hug him, and he did’n’t refused he said “i’m sweaty” and pointed at his t shirt hahaha omg his voice is so quiet and fragile and he really is tall but still tiny because he is SOOOOOOOOOOO skinny and i haven’t realized that till i hugged his waist for a picture. he is REALLY skinny. so i said “ i don’t mind!!!!” but he was very uncomfortable i knew it so i asked for a photo and he said ok but quick :D i was SHAKING HARD and i tried to talk to him during all time i told him i came from israel and he said “one day i’ll be there!” and i introduced my sister and said that we are twins, he wasn’t so impressed like all american were haha but the guy that was with him was like “i thought so!” hahaha and told him we came for all 3 gigs and he was like wow and we took photos and i touched his SOAKED T SHIRT OMG I TOUCHED HIS SWEAT! he is SO skinny i swear i wanted to feed him. he was VERY sweaty but DIDN’T SMELL AT ALL, i swear he is a god and after he finished with me he called my sister to get a photo too (ISNT HE SWEET) i wanted another pic because the first one was blurry and listen to me!!!!!! i know we all “know" him but i always thought he is quick and shy with fans and doesnt really like to meet fans like this in a hurry, and he was super uncomfortable bc his sweat soaked t shirt and all i thought is not really true HE IS SUPER NICE AND KIND AND REALLY, HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH better in person than we think, i swear, he was so nice and gentlemen, the nicest guy i’ve ever met, really. i appreciate him so much more right now. this man knows how to handle fans. we think he can be a sassy bitch sometime (well i thought at least) but he is very very VERY nice, like REALLY nice.♥ and he took more photos with me. i was very excited i shaked all time. after we finished all this he said “ i gotta go! see you tomorrow!!!!!” and i told him “bye, thank you! see you!!!” and he disappeared. i was like “OMFG WHAT DID JUST HAPPENED” and there was a woman and her daughter that watched at us and she asked me “ who is this guy?” and i told her hysterically “BRANDON FLOWERS THE LEAD SINGER OF THE KILLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and immediately cried in their faces and her daughter looked at me like “wtf” and i cried an ugly loud cry on my sister’s shoulder all the way back to the casino, i couldn’t help myself, i ran back in the queue with a shout “I MET HIM!!!!!!!!!!” and all of the fans were very happy for me they hugged me and asked to see pics it was definitely a dream since 2010. now all i need is a hug from him and my dream is done:)

later this evening we met Te and he came to talk to us, he is very nice and smiley!:)

look at us twinnies with his black nike pants and my black nike shoes

* The rest of the queue was pretty cool, we sat at the casino inside the place and the band hanged around so from time to times fans crushed the queue “i met them!!!!!!” and shared the pics lol. this time i met wenn and Lisa and Nikki and Vanessa and Sabrina and i’m sure i’m forgot someone, i’m sorry

@wennkillz @neonlisa MY LOVES ♥♥♥♥♥ (that was the day before the show)

The bar came out with a special cocktail called Mr. brightside!!!!

The killers army @neonlisa @wennkillz @theboywasonhisown (waiting to get in)

a selfie we sent to Ania @the-battle-is-won

* The california concert was AMAZING! i’m always crying where tk/brando walking on stage but this time i didn’t, maybe because i already met brando yesterday and i knew i’m going to see/meet them again all week. we were barrier and the setlist was BRILLIANT ! only one song from battle born (runaways) but as a hot fuss whore i was HAPPY to hear indie rock and roll and ON TOP!!!!!! also mr. brightside (my favorite song) was REALLY REALLY good this time. like really good than usual. after the show ended and the band left stage Ted came out again with 2 pages and gave it to me and my sister while on stage! he said “you deserve that you came all the way from israel” i was in shock, it was amazing, he is SO nice and sweet. so thanks ted!

babies♥ also brandon in this hot outfit is ;)

melyssa!! @melyssayoureastar and lisaaaa @neonlisa (after the show i ran into melyssa while talking to lisa! haha)

* After the show ended we were walking around the casino, i wanted to see Brando again to get a hug, at some point we met ted around the front desk. after few minutes i saw brandon walking around! I swear when you see him walking it’s like he has a halo above his head. he is so attractive and charismatic even doing simple things like walk. so i was like OMFGOMFG IT’S HIM but i was shy go to, and a fan that was with me was like “go on! it’s your time!!!!!!!” so i ran into him, like towards him, and stopped an inch from his chest, we were standing really close lol i guess it was a little bit awkward but i didn’t realize, i looked up because HE IS SO TALL!!!!!!!! AND HE IS PAINFULLY BEAUTIFUL. and i yelled “CAN I GET MY HUG NOW?!?!?!?!?!” it was like 24 hours since we met and i’m sure he met so many ppl after he met me but i didn’t realize and that’s the cute part, he was confused!!!! LOL. he looked at me with his beautiful face like very confused and said “what??!?!?!?” and his voice is so soft and quiet i wanted to cry and i was like “my hug from yesterday” and then he laughed at me in my face his damn cute laugh and then he said SURE!!!!!! and hugged me, so we hugged, then like the diva he is he posed with us naturally for a photo without asking :D well he already knew my obsession haha. then i met Mark that went down with him. after that he went to hang around the casino and it was fun to walk around and see brandon flowers walking around too, it was amazing. so i met him again and got him sign on my setlist, then he went to the poker area, i’m not sure he played but he left the poker table after few minutes with jeremy and went to the bar to sit there, we walked after him and pretend we are gambling (well the guy that was with me actually gambled) while brando sat there, he looked at us, after that i felt bad and didnt stalk him again. The best feeling was that I’m going to see another the killers show tomorrow!

few seconds after i got the hug

gentle giant

THIS IS MINE

i was sitting there with the most beautiful view

Arizona

* we were so exhausted we woke up late to our flight to arizona and missed the flight. The fan we met and been with was actually very sweet and he slept all night in his car outside the hotel to take us to the airport! it was SUCH A HOT DAY. the queue was hell but i met cool people also i met Dev!!! @desertnightbloom i love you girl! it was so nice meeting you!!! thank you for being so sweet♥ and i met denise! @thekillersshows it was the only show i didn’t have barrier but i was 2nd row and at some parts i was kind of barrier, it was good, they played indie rock and roll again and OMG UNCLE JONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was a good concert ♥

* after the show the security guys yelled at us to go because the band are not gonna come out, it was a lie, they all came out and we met all of them. Dave and Ted were first, they had to go, so no photos. we caught Ronnie in his car with archie on their way out. then Brando and Markus came out with Jeremy and Anna that made an organized line so we all can meet Brando. Brando was super cute and he chew a gum lol. Mark didn’t want to join the meet & greet so he met fans at the side. when it was my turn i shoved my phone in Jeremy’s hand and he was like “what? what should i do? am i the photographer?” and i was like “yes!” he took our picture and I hugged brando again!!! i also told Brando that I’m sorry I scared him the other day and i didn’t mean to be a stalker and he was like “that’s alright, how are you?”. and while I turned around to talk to Jeremy and Anna my sister started to chat with brando and it was hilarious because she was so shy around people and the one that she’s talking to with no shame is Brandon fuckin flowers! :D I was SO proud.

we look terrible because the flash but Ronnie was so nice and Archie is the cutest♥

sis and bray

Vegas

*all my life since I became a fan (2010) vegas was my dream. when I saw Nevada from the window in the plane I was in tears. very excited. I felt like I’m at home. I knew every place and I knew where to go and I felt like I know the strip very well from all of brandon’s stories and stuff.

* we queued from 10am the day before the vegas show. We had so much fun. We knew the killers were around so I felt happy and safe. at some point I missed bronnie bc I was at my hotel room getting ready for the night, I ran like a crazy to the venue, they were already gone :( few hours before the doors opened they opened a store with t shirts and posters and I was the crazy one who bought everything I was like “gimme this one and this one and I WANT THAT POSTER TOO” and Nikki was already in the queue she told my sister “Ravid is buying everything!” lol didn’t thought I have to carry this huge poster 17 hours 2 flights back to Israel lolol but it made it safely. also we saw there Shane Flowers and let me tell you, Brandon is going to look hella hot in 12 years ;)


tk all over the place me like it v v much

Rox and Merit !!! @youwanttobreathethatfireagain @killersvictima at the t mobile arena, a day before the show

Nikki AKA victoria’s secret model @dustlandfairytale0223

SAB♥ @sunsets-and-neonlights

the shops i did few hours before the doors opened♥

HAYLEY♥♥♥♥♥ @ashotatthenight who i met in november as well :-* and Chrissie!!!!!!!!! @callmethecontender

Denise!♥ @thekillersshows

* Vegas was amazing. I was barrier and they started the show surprisingly where the lights were still on with mr. Brightside (my favorite) I was crying and the photographer behind me saw I was so emotional and excited he took a lot of photos of my face lol if you see one I’d like to see:D they had a brilliant set and cool stuff and brando told us the story how they came to have the honor to open the venue. not long after the show started I got the message about the midnight show from ania my princess @the-battle-is-won and we decided to leave at 23:00. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life. To leave barrier in the middle of such a huge the killers fucking show. in front of their faces. People thought we were crazy. We were CRAZY. I remember singing and dancing to “a dustland fairytale” while trying to leave the GA part. People were like “WHAT THE HELL” we came late to the bunkhouse and the security guys told us we got only tickets to the patio, where we can see them from a fucking screen!!!!! And I wasn’t going to do that because I left them in the middle of a show not to see them from a fuckin screen!!!!!!!! I want them for real! I was so desperate I offered people to give me their entry bracelet for 200$. No one wanted!!!!! Then I saw Ryan (santa) and I was trying to tell him that I came all the way from Israel with tears in my eyes and I begged with all my soul PLEASE LET ME IN I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING. and he told me to wait and after few minutes he came with green bracelets for money and I gave him 200 $ and he was like “you don’t have to give me all” but i already did and ran into the pub to get my 3rd barrier for this trip :D

What’s happening when Jimmy Kimmel introducing the killers and suddenly they going surprisingly on stage and starting to play my favorite song!!! i totally lost it

THIS JACKET IS BEAUTIFUL

* BUNKHOUSE WAS EPIC! I GOT TO HEAR MIDNIGHT SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And indie rock and roll again. And on top and uncle jonny oh my fucking god it was AMAZING. It was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. brando basically gave us his body and we touched him and i pulled at his sleeve lol. They ended up with my all time favorite mr. fuckin brightside and it turned out I got to open this amazing night with this song and end it with this song best night I’ve ever had. i got another setlist, after the gig we saw them leaving the place and they were very tired so no photos this time.

MIDNIGHT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying*

David you tease

Rox @youwanttobreathethatfireagain , my sister Adva, Denise @thekillersshows, Nikki @dustlandfairytale0223, me, Sabrina @sunsets-and-neonlights and Merit @killersvictima

*I talked to santa the day after and he was sorry he took my 200$, he invited me to the bunkhouse again on Friday to his show. I came and he was very sweet! I got my money back and I had a nice chat with him and we took nice photos. He is very sweet. I was telling him “santa had a change of heart” and he laughed so hard. He sat with the guy who played brando on dirt sledding and it was nice meeting him! Also I met his brother who known ti us as Michael valentine!!!!!!!! Omg it was amazing he came to me and shook my hand “i’ve heard about you” and i was like “WHAT” we chatted a bit they are both so nice. Santa gave me his cd and it was cool, he was very sweet.

Santa had a change of heart♥

* there are no taxi/an uber drivers that haven’t heard my story, some of them were nice enough to let me put tk’s songs in full volume in their cars. It was exciting. I was happy. I once got an uber driver that got to drive Mark once!!!! He told me about it it was SO COOL.

the guy in the store told us brando is a customer and he comes a lot to check out stuff, he also told us brando came to give them tickets to the concert!!! how nice is he???

i see london, i see sam’s town

Didn’t nobody tell you the house will always win?

the shoe from “All these things that i’ve done” music video

“Bones” IS amazing live♥

where the magic happens! battle born studios.

unfortunately i never met brando in the studios tho i’ve been waiting for him 3 different days , i guess he needed those days off. anyway when i got home i got this message from a nice scottish fan that waited with me for 2 days:

* I got so many more stories and I had the best time, vegas is amazing. The killers are amazing. Brandon flowers is the most amazing gentleman that exists. I met so many good people and fans that became good friends. I met so many tumblr friends! guys I love you so much!!!! I’m going to share some photos and tag you :) i can’t wait till next tour, it’s going to be spectacular, seriously, the killers are the best band around, like DA BEST. I’m the happiest girl in the world.

Naila and Carolina who were with us at 3 gigs and queues and we became friends. such sweet girls♥

Ayman:)

Mooshie (Michelle)♥ and Alex!

also some fans i met without taking photos @desertnightbloom @untxngledlove, thanks loves!♥♥♥♥ and Daniel which was with us at 2 gigs and he is the one who drove us to the airport after we missed the flight, and we met Brando a couple of times with him:) thanks! and if you know about another fan i didn’t mention i’m sorry, PLZ let me know! ♥

Thank you for all the stuff you’ve been through with us. And don’t. leave. Me.

anonymous asked:

omfg did you see the new fnaf 4 trailer?

just now in fact–and since I didn’t say anything on the previous post:

  • Does it take place in the home of FNAF fan?  “What have you brought home” indeed.  How y’all feeling about those cute little official plushies now, eh?
  • “Watch your back” sounds like a horrifying mechanic. I hope that’s in there for real :D
  • Didn’t see the final mystery animatronic but I may have missed them
  • Foxy is in the closet.  Good to know.
  • Plushtrap and the three bears are actually kinda cute?
  • But also seriously back to the first point, is the premise that we’ve made the game real and now have to deal with these monstrosities in real life?
  • Foxy is in my closet.

Spooky.