omfg this was so sassy

How some ppl presents villainous characters and how this makes me triggered af

Oh my.. why am I doing this…It’s going to be so full of my hate. I’m sorry. Don’t take it too seriously.


  • So, I’ll begin with Dr. Flug. The most annoying behaviors (for me!!!) that ppl give him are:

-OMFG CINNAMON ROLL INNOCENT OMFG DOn’T HuRT CAuse i’m so cute chubby cheeks omfg UwU UwU uwusomuch CINNAMON BUN MY liL Son I LuVH HIM SU much <‘3

- i want bh to tear me apart with his cock and i want him to suck at me i’m so dirty i made myself some dildo cause scientist do this in thier free time

- omfg i’m so sassy, i’m so good at sex, i’m fucking more evil than bh wtf have you though. Whatever that canonically i’m such a mess and i can’t even live normal. It’s just a disquise. wanna smex?


  • Now BH (of course he’ll be taking most of this post’s  space because whole fandom wets thier underwear at dapper man):

- hi my names sex machine, i have tentacles and shit wow and they’re here because of fandom. I can shapeshift and i got weird mutant thingies that i can control, it’s practically canon that i have also tentacles lol wanna smex? i like to sex

- i fucc flug and i know a shit ton of sex poses. i read kamasutra to my morning coffe on my bear-carpet near my warm fireplace. did i mention that i fuck flug? he likes/dislikes this (you can choose dear author/artist) cause i’m so evil and he’s into that but he will not admit it. cause i’m hot af. and i fuck him without any reason. just because. and i hurt him. rrrrlyyyy baaaad. cause he’s such a bitch.

- HI~ NAME’S CUTE HAT AND I’M SOOOO GIGGLY AND FLUFFY AND KAWAIIIIII. BECAUSE ME AND FLUG ARE IN LOVUUUU~~~~~~ ANd i VUV HIM UwU AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TWO CUTE BABIEEEES, AND AND-… maybe we will.. do the thingy… OH MY I’M SUCH A DIRTY PERSON KYAAAAAA ///A////

- I’m only angry. I don’t have other emotions YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. ALSO I SCREAM A LOT AND I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE CLASSY LIKE IN CANON. I SWEAR A LOT CAUSE FUCK YOU I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR GUTS YOU PIECE OF CRAP DIPSHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

- (EDGE LORD WARNING) I eat souls of the innocent. “I’m back In black”. I’m so evil, I eat humans and i love the taste of blood. I’m an animal in a suit. Don’t come near or i’ll eat your feet.

- HI IT’S THE SEX ONE AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME I LIKE TO FUCC OTHERS (FLUGHAHAHAHA) IN BLOOD. AND RIP THIER (HIS) CHEST WIDE OPEN, TO EAT THIER (HIM) WHILE CUMMING INTO THEM (HIM). WOW. ORIGINAL. I PROBABLY ALSO CAN EASLY HEAL THEM (HIM) WITH MY MAGIC POWERS, BECAUSE AUTHOR WANTS TO SOMEHOW MAKE US FUCK LIKE THAT MORE. AND I WOULD BE A NECROPHILE IF I’D FUCK DEAD ANYBODY (FLUG) AM I RIGHT?

  • Now, long forgotten deviantart oc- Demencia:

- literally i have no character in myself because author is in unhealty love with other characters so i’m just a drudge

- i’m cute and innocent. and i also don’t have much character in me. Canon can go to hell. I’m really quiet only because author does not want to let me talk or just can’t get along with my canon behavior. Thanks to god that 5.0.5 can’t talk. Author is not worried about paying attencion to him.

  • and lovely 5.0.5 :

- i’m not even included 

- no character at all

- author can’t draw me so they refuses to include me anywhere, and this is the reason they tell you when you ask why I’m not anywhere to be seen 


BONUS:

Paperhat:
- ultra cuteee omfg, we are sooo in loveee, UwU flug is such a cinnamon roll and bh is soo nice to him omfg. they are b-b-Bo-BOYfriends omggg so kyath OwO U//w//U bh is going to beat u up if you even look at his flug CAUSE HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH biah >33
- abusive. just abusive. so abusive that even you feel abusived. there’s nothing nice. art may be good, but content is so negative, you want to cry and you don’t like it at all. it’s just too much. 

[tbh 2nd one might be the closest to canon-like paperhat if it ever be a thing (no it’s not going to be) or at least we all need to admit that this stuff IS ABUSIVE. Look at them. Flug is fucking anxious 24/7 and BH is a fucking demon with low temper. It’s never going to be something good…
But PLEASE… It’s just a fiction. Whole show is a fiction- but this ship is even more fictional… So I beg you to not make this ship so realistic. We do fiction, so let’s make this more fictional and do this a little bit… nicer? Idk… It just sometimes hurt on the inside when I see how crazy stuff ppl can draw/write/just do… I mean… ugh… fuck it. forget this.] 



Of course you can do whatever you want guys! As I said: It’s my opinion and I know It may be a beggining of hating on me.
Tbh I just started to write this whole post to my gf and It ended up so funny to me, that I decited to put it also here.
Sorry if I triggered anyone. You have to live with the fact how my opnion looks like, or just forget it and go on.

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modern au where enjolras and grantaire meet over the internet but they live on opposite sides of the country. they constantly text, skype and video message each other. enjolras gets often teased by his friends because it’s obvious that he’s very much besotted with r. 

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the shade he throws that girl after throwin her that half-eaten russian roll - is my everything. obvs.

you should know me by now.

jaredleto // 30secondstomars

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sukin positivity:
  • pearl: wow you are so great!! very faithful and beautiful and you try really really hard to overcome your weakness! you care about everybody and im really proud of you!!
  • amethyst: omg you are so funny and supportive and smart!! remember you are not a failure even if you think so! you are very important and we all are happy you are here with us!!
  • garnet: oh my i am such a big fan of you!! you are strong and independent and intelligent and i anspire to be such awesome being as you are!
  • steven: wooo you are soo cute! but not only this!! you are also very smart and kind and gentle and wow!! we need more beings like you!
  • connie: omfg you are the sweetest and bravest person! you have such a big knowledge!! and you are very very beautiful!
  • lapis: oh lapis you are one of my favourite characters!! you have experienced many bad things but you survived them and it shows how brave you are! i adore you!!
  • jasper: ah you are not as bad as everybody thinks you are! even if you did some bad things you are still a valuable and beautiful being!! you are very faithful and strong and i am really sorry if sometimes you feel rejected by other sukins!
  • peridot: omfg you are greaaat!! so smart and sassy! and your inventions show how imaginative you are! you are my fave!!
  • rose quartz: you!! are!! the greatest!! the best mum ever! so sweet and you sing like an angel!
  • greg universe: you are the best dad on earth!! you also are the best guitarist ever!! you are so talented and so caring wow!!
  • to all beings that i forgot to mention/weren't in show yet: you are great! you are important and valid and perfect!!
OMFG!! VOLTAGE CHANGED LEON'S MC TO ONE SASSY ASS BITCH!!!

Okok!! So I was rereading Leon’s route and going on the usual responses to get the good end but omfg!! The choices were the same but MC reacted differently and more sassier to whatever Leon’s crazy/ demanding antics were and Voltage also changed how Leon would react to make him more affectionate and less indifferent! Throughout the game, he wasn’t so much of a jerk anymore (SURPRISE!!) and the story would give u a total LMFAO with their bantering!!. It seemed the MC had a stronger voice of her own and WOULD FUKING TALK BACK TO LEON NOW!! (Yehay!!) Nice going MC and Voltage!!!