Disclaimer: Lance won a bet and got to pick everybody’s names.
(Voltron: A group chat between Sharpshooter, Chef Hunk, Mullet, Nerdy Birdy, Space Dad, Princess Salt, and Coran Coran The Gorgeous Man)
Nerdy Birdy: what Lance?
Sharpshooter: I’ve prepared a challenge for you guys ;)
Nerdy Birdy: Oh god.
Chef Hunk: Oh god.
Mullet: Oh god.
Space Dad: Oh god.
Princess Salt: Oh god.
Coran Coran The Gorgeous Man: Oh god.
Sharpshooter: OMFG i hate you all.
Sharpshooter: but in all seriousness, I’ve prepared an… *Drum roll for dramatic effect*… EASTER EGG HUNT!
Space Dad: It’s Easter already? Lance how the hell are you keeping track of Earth time?
Nerdy Birdy: I managed to remember what day it was when we left Earth and made a mini calendar. It’s probably incorrect but let Lance have his moment.
Princess Salt: Wait. Wtf is Easter??
Chef Hunk: It’s a holiday that’s supposed to celebrate the day a religious figure came back to life but was replaced by a rabbit who hides chocolate eggs for kids to find. But it’s really the parents hiding the chocolate.
Mullet: We aren’t actually doing this? How did you find eggs Lance?
Sharpshooter: Well…. I didn’t exactly hide ‘eggs’.
Sharpshooter: Hunk baked some egg shaped cookies for this event.
Nerdy Birdy: Hunk, you helped him?
Chef Hunk: Yeah! Easter’s one of my favorite holidays I don’t wanna miss it!
Coran Coran The Gorgeous Man: What’re the rules?
Sharpshooter: Glad you asked! It’s simple, really. Just find as many of the cookies as you can! once you find them their yours. You can eat 'em, share 'em, whatever.
Mullet: But that means you and Hunk don’t get to participate, since you know where all the eggs are.
Sharpshooter: No need to worry Keith! Me and Hunk didn’t want to miss out so we we got Slav to hide them since he didn’t want to join us in the hunt.
Princess Salt: Sounds fun! When do we start?
Sharpshooter: On your marks.
Space Dad: Alright, guess we’re doing this.
Sharpshooter: Get set!
Nerdy Birdy: -Imma beat all of your asses-
After Lance made sure the message had sent properly, he tossed his phone onto the bed and ran out from his bedrooom. Everyone else had also gotten out from the rooms. Allura looked around happily before picking out a direction to start with. Keith looked apathetic as usual, but he still jogged out from his room to find the cookies. Hunk’s mouth seemed to be watering at the thought of eating the cookies he had cooked himself. Pidge had a determined look in her eye as she ran down the hall. Coran ran from his room, dramatically sliding into the wall across the hall, before marching off in his own direction. Shiro looked out from his room with a slight smile on his face, walking down the hall after double checking that everyone was actually going along with this.
Lance smiled proudly, ecstatic that his plan had played out. Now all that was left was to collect the most eggs. Lance ran past Keith with a shit-eating smirk on his face. Keith scowled under his breath before picking up speed and running past Lance. The kept up like this until they eventually got to their first place to start searching, they had picked the training deck. “Good luck, sharpshooter.” Keith mocked, making fun of the name Lance picked for himself for the group chat. “I’m gonna kick your ass, Mullet.” Lance teased back. Keith rolled his eyes and started checking the corners of the room. The room was pretty empty so there were little to no hiding places, but it didn’t hurt to look.
Keith eyed the corners of the room until something caught his eye. A pastel blue shape was on the ground in the corner of the room decorated with a pastel pink polka dot pattern. Keith picked up the egg and his first thought was to rub it in Lance’s face.
Keith and Lance looked at eachother, shocked that they had just said the same thing simultaneously. Lance’s egg was the same design as Keith’s just reversed colors. “The fuck…” Crap not again! “Stop that!” Oh god let this end. “Okay! Now you’re doing this on purpose!” They shouted at eachother from across the room. “No I’m not!” They screamed again. Holy shit this was embarassing. “Just shut up!” They yelled one last time before sighing, frustrated. They both figured that they had found the only eggs in this room and left, not saying anything else.
Meanwhile, Allura searched the control deck of the castle ethusiastically. The mice already knew where all the eggs in this room were, but they didn’t want to help her cheat. She was looking under a chair when someone’s voice startled her. “Morning, princess.” Shiro greeted from the doorway. Allura jumped from the sudden noise, banging her head on the bottom of the chair. “Ow!” She exclaimed silently. Shiro chuckled softly. “You alright princess?” He asked, helping Allura up. “Yeah, yeah I’m alright.” She responded softly, rubbing her head. What’re you doing here?“ She asked, looking up at Shiro. "To find the eggs of course.” Shiro said, lettting go of Allura after making sure she was standing up properly.
“Joke’s on you, I’m finding all the eggs in this room.” Allura joked, putting her hands on her hips for dramatic effect. Shiro chuckled softly again. “Alright, princess, challenge accepted.” Shiro smirked and had his eyelids fall halfway. Allura blushed slightly before rushing to the next chair, getting on all fours and looking under it. Shiro Went to look under the control panel. “Found on- ow!” Allura exclaimed, saying 'ow’ because she had just her head on the bottom of the chair, again. Shiro laughed while he watched Allura stand up, holding an egg shaped cookie in one hand and her head in the other. The egg was a hot pink with thin, spread-out black stripes.
After about half an hour later they all regrouped and counted their eggs. Pidge got the most saying “Told ya!” Keith and Lance tied second place and Pidge wouldn’t stop teasing that they probably worked together, flustering and or disgusting the two boys. Allura got third, excited she got top three. Shiro was fourth tied with hunk while coran got last place, poor, poor gorgeous man. After counting they agreed to pool together the cookies and split them equally.
Princess Salt: Well, that was quite fun! Are we to be expecting any more up coming Earth holidays?
Sharpshooter: You bet your quiznak we got something ready!
Coran Coran The Gorgeous Man: Do we get to know?
Chef Hunk: Nope.
Nerdy Birdy: I want in on the surprise. Like behind the scenes action
Sharpshooter: Too bad. Me and Hunk got this in the bag.
Space Dad: Can’t wait for it.
Mullet: Me neither.
Chef Hunk: seRSGYUHHYvyugbtdvfg
Sharpshooter: Hunk, buddy, you alright?
Chef Hunk: Chef Hunk’s out of comission, it’s Nerdy Birdy. I’ll be texting Lance in his private chat with Hunk and we will be discussing the next event. Don’t worry, Hunk can still help.
Sharpshooter: Okay geez, didn’t have to be so
Sharpshooter: WAIT PIDGE STOP!
Chef Hunk has left the chat
Sharpshooter has left the chat
Princess Salt: Wow. Pidge is a savage.
Mullet: I have a feeling we’ll enjoy the next event.
(The Legs: A private chat between Chef Hunk and Sharpshooter)
Chef Hunk: Well, well, well. Lance it looks like you and Hunk have been discussing more than just mother’s day.
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