omfg this is why i need to go to bed

anonymous asked:

riarkle headcanon about one of them falling sick and the other trying to help/cheer them (whether they do it well or not is up to you lmao) please! xo

THEY ARE THE WORST

  • Okay so Farkle sleeps over Riley’s house a lot
  • Because sometimes his parents just get too loud and if he doesn’t wanna die of sleep exhaustion Riley’s is the place to be
  • Mostly because she lives closer to him than Maya does, but also because Riley lowkey just cheers him up by existing lol
  • Okay so anyway, he started sleeping over a lot in like 5th grade, so the Matthews never question it if he just shows up late at night, or if they walk into Riley’s room in the morning and see him passed out
  • And Farkle has never been sick a day in his life, we know he has a perfect attendance record at school. So if Riley every gets sick and has to stay home, Cory just drives him to school and that’s usually it. Luckily, though, Riley’s also a pretty healthy kid too
  • Okay but then so one day in like 9th grade
  • Farkle comes over around dinner time but it’s pretty clear he’s probably not going home that night
  • Anyway, Riley is literally transforming into Death Incarnate before everyone’s eyes
  • Like he walks in and she sneezes and that’s not a problem
  • But 20 minutes later at dinner, she has huge dark circles under her eyes and she’s super congested
  • Barely an hour later and she’s shivering uncontrollably and sounding close to coughing up a lung
  • This goes on ALL NIGHT omg this poor girl just gets worse and worse
  • Everyone’s fussing around her which she finds embarrassing but they all eventually pass out
  • They wake up at like 6:00am to Riley puking her guts out omfgg
  • Cory and Topanga are trying to do what they can to help but are panicking because they ran out of the cold medicine they’d been giving her and tissues last night
  • So Farkle, who’s still in his freaking pajamas, is like “I’ll run to the drugstore down the street” and is out of the apartment before they can even argue with him
  • Okay so Riley’s stomach gives her a break and Cory’s trying to get her back in bed while Topanga tries to whip up some weird herbal remedy she remembers from her Hippie Youth
  • Maya’s climbing through the window by now and Cory’s immediately trying to keep her out of the Designated Quarantined Area which is pissing her off so she’s not exactly listening to him
  • Auggie’s upset because Riley’s sick and he’s a little sweetheart aww
  • And Topanga comes in the room after the finishes her weird herb stuff and she’s like “Where’s Farkle???”
  • And Cory’s like “He ran out to the store remember??”
  • “Yeah but that was like 45 minutes ago???? The store is only just down the street”
  • So just as the are getting ready to Panic over child #4′s safety, he stumbles up the fire escape and climbs thru the window
  • THIS POOR BOY OMFG
  • He’s shivering even harder than Riley is and he looks like a freaking Zombie right off the Walking Dead
  • And Cory’s like???? You okay buddy?????
  • And Farkle looks so miserable omfg he just goes “Either on the way to the store or on the way back, I puked 3 times. Maybe 5. I can’t remember.” omfg
  • The little champ still has a bag of everything they need tho
  • So Cory’s trying to gently shove him into the bed (he’s trying to argue he’s okay enough to go to school lol) and Topanga is FLIPPING HER SHIT because Riley got progressively got sick all night why did Farkle start dying so quickly
  • And Farkle’s just like “I started feeling sick at like 11 but I was worried about Riley so I didn’t say anything”
  • So now everyone is like C H I L D P L E A S E and Cory’s calling the school to mark them absent and Topanga is fussing about and Maya’s complaining that they’re actually gonna leave her alone with Smackle and The Flannels all day???? She’s sure if left alone they’ll start crooning country songs about math.
  • Riley’s in like half a coma but she’s trying to yell at Farkle for not taking care of himself omg
  • Okay so by now Maya’s already missed the subway and she doesn’t want to go to school anyone but Cory’s dragging her to his car lol
  • And Topanga is really worried about leaving them alone but homegirl literally just landed a case that could make or break her career so she makes sure everything they need is in arms reach and promises to call them every hour
  • Cory’s in the car with Maya and he has her call Stuart and put it on speaker so he can talk and drive legally and
  • “Hello?”
  • “Thought it would interest you to know that our children are halfway in the grave right now.”
  • “Cory what are you talking about?”
  • So Cory explains that Riley got sick but Farkle has to outdo everyone and managed to get even sicker in the name of chivalry,
  • Which makes Stuart laugh and he promises to stop by with soup or something for them at lunch time
  • Which makes Cory feel a little better that they won’t be entirely alone for 8 hours omg
  • So now back to the sick losers
  • Who are just laying in bed, withering away with headaches, chills, fevers, nausea and honestly God knows whatever else
  • Riley is officially annoyed with Farkle for hiding the fact he felt sick 
  • And he’s like…can I do anything right,
  • The answer is apparently ‘no’ lmao
  • So now they’re just laying in bed watching some show on the Science channel and Farkle’s sick and miserable and just wants to cuddle or something and Riley is sick and miserable and has her arms crossed over her chest all huffy and is very determined to stare directly at the screen and not look at him at all lol
  • Also she’s using his freaking space-print sweatshirt as a nightgown which is a bit too much for him because he still doesn’t know how or why tf she’s breaking into his house and stealing all his clothes
  • She has a little more energy than him so she’s the one that refills all the water glasses and makes sure they take fever reducers on time
  • Which annoys Farkle he’s like??? Riley you’re sick let me do it
  • And she’s like??? FARKLE YOU ARE EVEN SICKER THAN I AM ARE YOU KIDDING ME
  • So now they’re just yelling at each other that they need to worry about their own health,
  • Except they can’t get their voices louder than a hoarse whisper but you can tell they mean to yell
  • And then Riley suddenly lets out this huge sneeze that literally knocks her off the bed because of the position she was sitting in
  • And they suddenly both realize how completely ridiculous they’re being and start cracking up
  • Well, as much as they could without hurting themselves omfg
  • Okay but Riley is still trying to wrap her head around Farkle quietly suffering all through the night because she doesn’t get it
  • And he was like “Riley I’ve met you and I knew the second I said I wasn’t feeling well you’d be trying to convince everyone else you’re fine so they’d focus solely on me”
  • And she’s like “…shut up.”
  • “You know it’s true.”
  • “That’s completely irrelevant to the point I’m trying to make.”
  • “All I did was exactly what you would’ve done!”
  • “You’re still a dumbass!” only now she’s trying really hard not to smile
  • So he just rolls his eyes and accepts he’s not gonna win this and they turn their attention back to NASA’s Unexplained Files what dorks
  • Riley makes them check their temperatures like every 10 minutes because she’s paranoid and Farkle’s fever is getting higher while hers is more steady
  • She’s pretty worried but when Topanga calls in she’s assured it’ll probably go down a little like hers did last night
  • She still throws an ice pack at his head tho lol
  • Okay so they eventually pass out from sheer exhaustion because seriously who tf can stay awake when they’re sick
  • Minkus gets there at noon with a huge container of chicken noddle soup and two hot chocolate’s from some store near his work
  • He walks into Riley’s room to wake them up and is immediately met with the strong smell of vapor rub and cough drops 
  • And he immediately realizes Cory was not exaggerating when he said the kids looked like zombies holy shit 
  • Even though they’re both dead asleep and tightly cuddled up together under like six heavy blankets in total, they’re still shivering, huge dark eye circles, super pale, Riley looks like she’s sweating a little but Farkle appears to have an ice pack being held onto his head by a hair band?
  • Both are snoring loudly because of how congested they are and are managing to look peaceful and exhausted at the same time. Stuart feels really bad about having to wake them up, but they need to eat and take more medicine omfg
  • So he gets them up and like 15 minutes is wasted because all they can physically do is sneeze
  • Then they try their hardest to eat but Farkle gets exactly 5 spoonful’s down before he’s running to the bathroom to puke it back up and Riley’s in a lot of pain trying to eat or drink anything because she actually coughed her throat raw omfg
  • So now he’s Properly Worried about this but the earliest doctor’s appointment Topanga was able to book was tomorrow at 9 am. Apparently it’s just that time of year, you know?
  • So he’s checking their temperatures again- Farkle’s is now at a steady (but still way too high) temperature and even though Riley’s looked like it was breaking when he got there, it just spiked again omfg
  • He has to head back to work but he switches out ice packs, gives Riley a little carton of ice cream for her throat, and changes the trash bags for them (they’d already filled up like two with tissues and cough drops), and does his best to make sure they don’t die while trying to take fever reducers and whatever the hell this stuff Topanga had cooked up was
  • So he leaves and Riley legitimately cannot talk or make any sound anymore it hurts her too much
  • Farkle doesn’t seem to be that much far behind he’s only been able to communicate in groans and moans since his dad tried to get him to eat
  • These poor children omfg
  • So Riley’s worried about Farkle because she knows his illness is on the tails of hers so soon he’s gonna feel her pain and maybe it’ll be worse since she had a head start with medicine omfg she’s very worried about him it’s clearly her fault for getting sick in the first place
  • And Farkle’s worried about Riley because she’s literally gone mute and he’s never seen her look so miserable in her life and if he feels sick he doesn’t want her feeling sick and of course he knows she probably feels worse than he does because she’s had it longer wait dammit she better not be trying to blame herself for him being sick
  • But neither of them can communicate anything to each other so Riley’s just got her head in his shoulder and he’s got an arm around her and they very much look ready to die omg babies
  • They fall asleep again and wake up at like 6 because even though lunch was disastrous Topanga wants them to try and eat dinner
  • They’re both surprised to be alive tbh but they’re feeling slightly better. Riley still can’t make a sound though and Farkle’s too foggy to complete sentences
  • They manage to get through dinner without dying or puking though, so that’s improvement! They didn’t finish anything obviously but still
  • Minkus would’ve taken Farkle home but the poor kid didn’t look like he had the energy to make the trip aww
  • They’re back in the Designated Quarantined Area and it feels like they’ve been sick for 30 years but it’s only been a day this is awful
  • They’re trying to focus more on whatever show they’re watching more than how sick they feel omg
  • They aren’t even cuddling anymore now they’re just holding hands and trying to out thumb rub each other for moral support omfg
  • The doctor doesn’t give them any actual diagnosis in the morning, just tells them to drink lots of fluids omfg
  • They stay sick for the rest of the week but slowly and surely their fevers break and they rejoin the Land of the Living!!
  • When they finally go back to school Maya made a big scene like “never leave me alone with this weird folk band again!” which mildly offended Lucas, Smackle and Zay bc wtf Maya our singing is not that bad
  • But omfg okay they recover but emotionally this was such an ordeal for the two of them
  • Riley makes sure to have cough drops and tissues on her person for the rest of her life and Farkle always has hand sanitizer
  • And they managed to develop a weird sixth sense when it comes to each others immune systems omfg like Riley will start to get a headache and 10 minutes later Farkle’s there with motrin or something
  • One time Riley said ‘Bless you’ and Farkle said ‘what?’, then promptly sneezed
  • Omfg
  • And ever since then when one or both of them get sick they just immediately go to each other because fuck you know how to handle this don’t you
  • r i a r k l e

mackenzie-x0x0  asked:

1)Okay but could you imagine Peter Scott and Kurt just having major crushes one you.... Like one day your hanging out with Kurt your talking mindlessly about things he might find interesting and he's just staring at you and thinking " my GOd ShE is SO FrEAKIng CuTE WHeN SHe DoEs THA- OMG WHERE DID SHE GO" after Peter wooshes you away and when he finally stops and you can finally process what happens you see that he's just standing there with this huge grin on his face and flowers in his and he

2) just says “I thought these flowers were really pretty” and hands them to you and your just super flattered and he continues to say “ speaking of things that are really pretty I was wonderin-” and he gets cut off because a red fucking laser beams across the room and hit the flowers and you both look over to see Scott standing there and hes just like “oops omg my glasses must have fallen off I wonder how that happened🙃 speaking of things falling (y/n) I-” but then Kurt bands in and starts 3) bickering with Peter an then Scott joins the argument and your just standing there with a look of realization like omg what when where why how tf did this happen .. MOM PLEASE ELABORATE WITH A HEADCANNON OR A DRABBLE IR SOMETHING BECAUSE IM JUST A SINNER FOR ALL THREE AND JUST NEED IT… Also if anyone else wanted to elaborate please feel free to just fucking sin away lol… Love ya mom💕😂Btw the way I just imagined because your the mom of us sinners that instead of daily chores we do our daily sins 😂🙌 idk I’m on like a energy high right now I need to go to bed omfg…

lmao this is all AWESOME! 

chenlays  asked:

omfg it's 3am and I need to be up early but I can't stop reading your stuff wHY WOUDL you send such a nice message I'm CRYKFN your content is 10x better than mine please fIGHT me

sweEThEarT go tO bED!! sleep is important (lol coming from me)

i could say the same about you like??? your content is adORABLE awfgwaig and wdym my content is 10x better?? li sTEN hERe yoU shOUlD fIghT mE–

Originally posted by nakamotens

^^^ me @ you ^^^

  • Society when protesters are rioting: God they need to just calm down! Violence doesn't help solve violence, what's the matter with them?? Don't they just want to be peaceful, why are they acting like animals? If they were just peaceful people would listen to them!!!
  • Society when protesters are peaceful: OMFG! These people are blocking traffic, keeping everyone from getting to work, marching in the streets, it's ridiculous. I'm all about your cause but get out of my way! You're not doing anything but being annoying!
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KAI’S LAUGH! I’M CRYING

CASHTON OVERSTIMULATION BLURB HELP ME

You know the best part about cashton fucking you would be over stimulation like holy hell Ashton would probably kiss up your thighs and then start eating you out while Calum sits back and starts palming himself lightly and Ashton would bring you to your first orgasm with just his tongue but he’d keep going sliding three fingers into you before you come down and you’d be begging for more until after your second orgasm Calum wants a turn so hed come over and tease you slowly bringing you to a third orgasm and you think they’re done till Calum lines himself up and slides into you and you’re whimpering begging him to stop but not really wanting him to and he finishes off quickly before you get off again and you whine because you’re close and you NEED to have one more orgasm and you sigh when Ashton comes over his cock red because of how hard he is and he slowly slides into you teasing you bringing you so close to the edge then stilling its getting painful with your need of release and you dig your nails into Ashton’s back to keep him moving and you both scream out your vision going white with your orgasm omfg why 

~Em
What did I just do I need Cashton in my bed now!

anonymous asked:

"You want me to do what?” Or “Are you flirting with me?” Or both! For MOTH! Please alice!

In which Claude is bored and not a lot else is happening, so she sets her sights on Harry to be her new play thing. Probably a little bit MA.

Claude is lounging on her fourposter bed, her stomach pressed to the piles of furs readily prepared for the cold front that’s about to hit the Kingdom of Riverwick. Slouched in an armchair beside the spitting fire, Harry watches the princess as she huffs and puffs, growing more bored by the second. Her bare legs fall and rise against the mattress, and Harry can’t help but notice how her smooth skin reflects the flicker of flames. He thinks about that, somehow drowning out the frustrated noises coming from her pouted mouth.

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