Okay, you win Hussie.
Jade, Dave, and Karat going on shitty archeology adventures is cute.
And their hive with the crab doorhandles and the SBAHJ doormat and the little potted plants that are clearly Jade’s work? IS EVEN CUTER.
I don’t usually go for poly ships, and I love DaveKat by itself to death. But Jade not having to be alone anymore because of these loud, dumb, hilarious bisexual boys is maybe my favourite thing ever.
Like, if anyone could pull it off, I think it’s them? Karkat and Dave’s commitment to open communication post-retcon is exactly what you need in that kind of situation… especially if you’re Jade, who is constantly repressing what she really feels.
(And no, possibly being poly does NOT mean that Dave and Karat aren’t head over heels for each other, omfg.)