omfg this is just too funny

The signs when their crush is staring at them
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> I FUCKING KNEW IT. Soulmates, can we made out already?<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Omfg, what should I do now? *hit them with food*<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "Oh, hi. Do you wanna marry me?"<p/><b>Cancer:</b> *dies*<p/><b>Leo:</b> Too fabulos even for you. Kiss my ass, I know you want to.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> It's rude to stare at someone but it's okay if you stare at me.<p/><b>Libra:</b> "Just so you know, if you'll stare at me more than 5 minutes you will have to pay."<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> *stares back harder* I could do this all day<p/><b>Saggitarius:</b> Tries to do something funny, ends up in hospital<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Resting bitch face on the outside, dies on the inside.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Stares back or just ignores them. No in between.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Am I dreaming or what?<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
my thoughts on logan *spoilers*

-LOGAN WAS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY FUCK
-never in a million years did i think i would cry so many times during an xmen ~related~ film but bitch!!!
-this movie came after me so many times i am shook
-this was such an emotional experience
-it was so packed too i usually go on discount days but i had to see this and wow literally not a seat left open!!!
-first movie from the franchise to be rated r and damn!!! It really needed it, i can’t imagine the film being pg 13
-i really loved the r rating… the gore the cussing the darker and more mature tone was something i didn’t think i needed til i saw this film
-the darker tone made it so much more intense and made logan feel more human
-fight/action scenes were all pure gratuitous fun i enjoyed all of it
-laura is adorable and shes a bad bitch my daughter will be like that!!! like wow this girl got paid to deadass be silent for half the movie but when she talked i was shook af
-and the nurse gabriella being aleida from oitnb like hey girll!!
-the banter between professor x and logan ugh and when logan called charles his dad
-this side of wolverine/ logan was so raw and sad.
-he def was not the mutant hero ive grown up watching but that was also the refreshing part bc it made it seem more realistic to me
-heartbreaking to watch someone spiral downward especially with the drinking and self hatred and the suicidal thoughts ugh
-laura is a mini wolverine but gonna grow to be so much stronger i love her every time she fucked someone up i was screaming YAAS
-finding out shes his daughter ugh i knew it bur dang!!
-honestly pierce the bad guy was sexy af i was having dirty thoughts while hating him at the same time
-i’m not a box of avocados logan
-logan is really so broken and traumatized inside
-charles telling logan that this is what its like to be normal before he left with that mans to fix the water or whatever
-and its sad to see charles so weak and sick and trapped in his mind and broken as well after what he did in westchester
-losing control is so awful and seeing someone who was once so great be at this point hurts
-THIS FILM WAS AFTER ME YALL I WAS SO ATTACKED
-when charles woke up in that familys house and was talking about how he remembered things and that it was the best night of his life but he didnt deserve it I WAS CRYING
-then i was like OMFG LOGAN IS ABOUT TO KILL HIM??? Turns out it was his fuckass clone mutant but i was still shook
-hugh jackman is a daddy he can still get it
-logan coping with charles was so sad this father son relationship rly fucked me up it was so cute when they were joking abt the past at academy during dinner
-laura gives me life!!! W her docs and cute ass outfit in sunglasses but she still vicious yas queen
-her relationship w charles was so beautiful too
-her driving!!! Aha and finally speaking that was a funny cute lil scene i was expecting her to be a little sassier but that wouldnt fit the tone of the movie so its all good
-all the cute lil mutant kids!!!! omfg so adorable its really fcked up what they were doing at transigen i was heated ugh
-they were so sweet helping him and ugh the scenes just between logan and laura rlly fucked me up like when she held his hand after he buried charles…
-my god the development of these relationships really messed me up!!!
-honestly his self loathing and pity party was getting a little annoying and the whole im no good for you act etc etc but i understand i guess
-telling laura she and her friends reminded him of the xmen RIP
-“people hurt me” “were different i hurt people”
-ugh i literally love them so much when he told her he was gonna shoot himself w that bullet then she took it from him wow cryin
-him being like u dont need me everyone i care about gets hurt or killed then she roasted him with the “THEN I GUESS ILL BE FINE” like damn girl
-ugh him coming to the rescue and taking the green stuff ugh i just knew this wouldnt end well but the fight scenes and seeing some of the kids use their powers was nice
-also enjoyed all the bad guys gettjng absolutely destroyed
-literally FUCK clone logan so hard she was really goin at him but i knew logans fate was inevitable since it was hughs last hoorah but wow
-SOBBING HES LITERALLY IMPALED ON THAT FUCKING TREE DYING ANS SHES CUTTING THE TREE AND REALIZES SHE CANT SAVE HIM
-SHE LITERALLY LOST EVERY ADULT WHO CARED FOR HER “dont be what they made you”
-i was in fucking puddles then she held his hand and called him fucking daddy!!!! THAT RUINED ME WHEN SHE ACKNOWLEDGE HE WAS HER FATHER HOLY FRICK
-“so this is what it feels like” logans last words realizing what its like to care for someone again/what it feels like to die omg laura crying made me cry
-then her speech after she buried him!!! THEN SHE WENT AND TURNED THE CROSS TO AN X AND I FELT APART OF MY SOUL DIE LIKE KNOWING EVERYONE IN THAT UNIVERSE FROM THE XMEN WERE DEAD. IT HIT ME SO HARD
-the end. thank u for sticking w me if u read this whole thing talk to me about it im emotionally unstable
-idk i prob left some stuff out but this is a lot already im lowkey so sad rn
-i cant wait for the next xmen movie with the other cast i need more this was all my childhood upto now i need it all please

GOT7 as shit my groupchat says

Mark: “no homo tho rite”

Jaebum: “i’m going to angrily take a shit now”

Jackson: “i just called my mom crying she hung up on me”

Jinyoung: “shut up you second class trashcan”

Youngjae: “ ‘You’ve all’ if you’re gonna spill the tea spill the whole kettle bitch what’s good”

BamBam: “I was having too much fun dabbing”

Yugyeom: "THEY STARTED PUTTING DIFFERENT THINGS IN MILK AFTER 95 I SWEAR"

krisstea  asked:

OMFG!!! I just wanted to say that i love your artwork & you should really continue the whole king's game!!! it's funny that i rewatch that ep of baka to test & was thinking about this w/ BNHA & i'm soo happy that i ran upon this 😭 pls oh PLEASE continue it 🌼

Thank you very much! I’m glad you like it! ;v; I want to rewatch baka to test too ahahaa I’m planning to do one more part if it doesn’t take me too long but I’ll try! 

For now I’ll leave a small Todoroki until my next update o)-(

He’s determined to get the real one from Midoriya the next time

can we take a moment to appreciate that St Trinian’s was basically built around Colin Firth being in that film because it kills me like: 

 - compulsory colin firth wet shirt scene 

- colin pushed into a fountain (cheeky nod to “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason” quite possibly?)

 - reference to his appearance in “Girl With The Pearl Earring” which is also the painting they try to steal from the national gallery  - one of the answers during their quiz show being Pride & Prejudice (may just be coincidence but Man cmon its too good) 

 - dog is called Mr Darcy and when it stars humping Colin’s leg he shakes it off and it flies out of a window and into a lawNMOWER???? 

 - references between colin and rupert everett to the film “Another Country” which they both starred in

basically if you needed any more reason to watch st trinian’s this is it (also, yknow, colin firth is in it)

okay I’m STILL not done the book yet because #life™ but some follow up reactions

  • The entire scene where Calypso and Apollo were trying to escape on the slow kiddy train at the Zoo had me in stitches holy shit
  • Apollo frantically hitting the gas and Calypso is just leisurely walking next to it while glaring at him??? And the guards? omfg I was dying
  • Meg’s entrance was dramatic and awesome good for her
  • Why the fuck is this 12 year old so good at sword fighting she can keep up with one of the deadliest swordfighters of the ancient world™
  • When Lit threatened Leo and Calypso essentially morphed into the knife emoji on spot. A plus.
  • I mean I’m just saying: I feel like a pregnant griffin isn’t more important than helping a tortured seven year old girl. But I still love Britomartis so I guess it’s whatever
  • I love how Lit was going on like he has a score to settle with Leo because ‘he and his friends’ fucked him up in Oklahoma but like….Leo didn’t contribute to that at all like Jason literally did everything during that fight??? That was kinda like important to Jason’s development and shit??? Leo and Piper were golden statues and Hedge was outside eating grass??? Shouldn’t Lit’s anger be focused on Jason??? lol
  • Idk I just found it funny (I want to see Jason Grace again)
  • Calypso managing to shove out some magic yeah girl!!!!
  • MEG AND APOLLO HUGGING EACH OTHER FOR DEAR LIFE WHILE SOBBING: MY ENTIRE AESTHETIC
  • Leo meeting Meg was way too fucking funny omfg “so I understand you can like…control him?” and when Apollo tried denying it she makes him slap himself??? 😂
  • How did we fucking segue from lighthearted banter directly into Apollo having a vivid flashback of the time he had to murder the love of his life with his bare hands
  • Like I??? Was sobbing??? So hard???? Because a batshit insane Roman empire was getting killed by someone who loved him bc it was necessary for the world and the lover couldn’t stand to see anyone else hurt him??? Fuck me???? Rick Riordan ain’t real
  • “I couldn’t bare to look into the water without seeing my beloved’s betrayed face starring back” or whatever the fuck the line was but FUCK
  • Jo was a teenage girl crossdressing to fuck around with gangsters in the 1920′s before Artemis found her and honestly??? Goals
  • Also the scene where she was helping Apollo after his flashback was very sweet
  • Can’t believe the nerd spent like six hours playing soothing music just to get a griffin to lay an egg
  • Leo and Calypso better be whispering amongst themselves what I think they’re whispering
  • Leo seems a lot more…subdued than usual in this book? I don’t know if that’s just because we aren’t reading from his POV, or if it’s like a “I literally died and came back and then spent six months getting attacked every single day while trying to find home and now I’m stuck on another dangerous quest I’m fucking stressed” type thing, or if it could be from the relationship problems he’s having with Calypso, but either way he seems a little off and I’m worried about him
  • The Dread Pirate Valdez…leave.
  • How was that joke never made once on the Argo tho??? lol
  • The speed at which Leo seems to have emotionally adopted Meg is astounding and also #relatable
  • Meg’s far from my favorite character tbh but like??? I will probably punch everyone who’s ever frowned in her general direction in the face. Holy shit give this kid a break
  • She thinks Nero is scared of the mystery third emperor on the West Coast??? So….Caligula, probably? Laying my bets down on him now
  • I triggered the First Law of Percy Jackson” I had to put the book down bc I was laughing so hard I think that lines gonna end up on my gravestone or as the afterword in my autobiography omfg
  • “I’ve always had a phobia of snakes, especially if you included my step-mother Hera. BOOM!” I choked.
  • I like that half the time Apollo is able to figure out what to do to win because he has a general understanding of science
  • Like he knew his burst of godly voice power would only help so much, but he also knew if he stood in the right spot and yelled in the right frequency it would reverberate and knock over the bricks and shit??? NICE
  • How long were these kids wadding through a sewer how do none of them have hypothermia
  • Leo: *sets himself on fire* “Gather round, children.”
  • Like first off someone saying ‘gather round children’ is always going to make me laugh for some reason that’s just a fact but human torching it up really added to the effect lmao
  • Like okay I understand the set up of the room so that no one would look in the canal and see them but like…how the fuck did no one realize they were there that just felt too easy I’m sorry
  • Chia Girl
  • When they found the prisoners was horrifying omfg???
  • The two fucked up boys on a hunger strike???
  • “…Hunter the Hunter?” “Yeah, I’ve never heard that before.”
  • Tall, Dark and Jamie.
  • Apollo babe you’re on a rescue mission with a time crunch please you can check out Jamie later holy shit
  • Georgie made me wanna cry get her back to her Combat Moms immediately
  • The entire sequence of Apollo getting the door open: S C I E N C E  B I T C H
  • “Lemme just fill up some syringes with ammonia just in case”
  • Alright I’ll admit when Meg started insisting she had a feeling they needed to go through the door: I was really worried she was about to double cross him.
  • Glad I was wrong but tbh that whole arena dress rehearsal bullshit was STRESSFULL
  • S T R E S S F U L L
  • First of all: Apollo’s out here constantly complaining about his puny mortal body but manages to fight and climb and run with a heavy ass chair strapped to his back: okay,
  • Second of all: why did no one warn me about Livia the elephant I was on the verge of tears every time he mentioned her
  • Third of all: Monsters, ostriches, race cars, basketballs, football, human mercenaries, animals, like…what even the fuck else SO MUCH WAS GOING ON I would’ve died in ten seconds flat???
  • Fourth of all: let’s just SET THE FUCKING GRAIN SPIRIT ON FIRE WHY THE FUCK NOT. HOW DID MEG EVEN MANAGE TO GET HIM DOWN. HOW DID APOLLO AND LIVIA MANAGE TO CRASH COMMODUS’ CAR TO THAT DEGREE AND HE NOT ONLY SURVIVED BUT THREW THE WRECKAGE AWAY FROM HIM
  • Fifth of all: THE FUCKING HUNTERS SHOW UP AND CAUSE EVEN M O R E CHAOS. Truly I don’t know how any of the main heroes survived that there was just too much.
  • The entire time I was reading it I was like “This feels like a giant fight at the climax of the book how the fuck are there more pages left what else is going to happen???” AND IM STILL WONDERING THAT LIKE
  • Thalia Grace has been returned to me.
  • Apollo’s strong urge to save Lit??? Okay I guess. It’s nice to see him being compassionate and shit but. I was kinda with Leo on that one lol
  • “Thalia Grace slid behind me on the elephant, which fulfilled one of the fantasies I’d had about the Hunter, although I never quite imagined it playing out like this” M E
  • What was his elephant-involved fantasy with Thalia I need a complete play by play lmao
  • Also the scene where Commodus dropped his composure for a sec and had a full-blown Angry Ex moment (which…he’s definitely entitled to). That was good and also I was highkey worried he might just try to kill my nerd then and there
  • Also that he’s not just mad that Apollo killed him but like. All their fucking history together. Shit’s intense.
  • Apollo loves this elephant so much after only like 15 minutes the first thing he’s gonna do when he’s immortal again is bless her or some shit
  • Also I’m glad they got that awful chainmail off her
  • The Hunters apparently just have a magical energy drink with mercury in it okay
  • Honestly??? I’m a little mad Artemis has been ordered not to contact him THE BOY JUST WANTS TO SEE HIS SISTER HOLY SHIT
  • Aaaaaand that’s about where I left off. Hoping to finish it all together the next time I get a chance. Hoping all the losers are alright. LOVING this book so far. Waiting to see an official reunion between Georgie and her Combat Moms. The Headless Ghost’s cryptic warning has me worried. Until next time…
EXO Roasts Lay
  • Xiumin: "You're always pulling our butts apart!! ...But it is quite refreshing, I'll admit."
  • Suho: "Your food isn't very tasty!! ...But I'll eat every last bite because you made it with love."
  • Baekhyun: "I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH YIXING, I CAN'T DO IT, DON'T MAKE ME SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU"
  • Chen: "You go back to China too often!! ...But that's okay because we love and support your solo career."
  • Chanyeol: "It's because of you that my chin is so dirty... Because your freestyle dancing makes my jaw drop to the floor!!"
  • (Lay: Come on, is this the best you got? Really let me have it!)
  • D.O: "Your ass is the one always touching everyone and trying to give me kisses and shit... I don't know where your nasty lips have been!!"
  • Silence:
  • Lay: *weeps in Mandarin*
  • Suho: "SHIT D.O GTFO RIGHT NOW YOU DID NOT ABIDE BY THE PACT WE MADE EARLIER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ROAST ON THE LOWEST SETTING OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU REALLY JUST DID THAT SHIT AND YOU MADE ME SWEAR OMFG $%#* ∞€÷£!!"
  • Kai: "...While I understand D.O's point about always kissing him, he said it too harshly. Lay-hyung, you are a beacon of sunshine and I'm honored to have you dance and sing with us."
  • Lay: *sniffles*
  • Sehun: "I know where your lips have been... remember our pepero kiss? And how D.O was oogling us? He was so jealous."
  • Lay: *smiles, remembering fondly*
homecoming {I} (series / peter parker x reader)

hey everyone!

so i decided to do a little series for once! let me know what you guys think about it.

be sure to check out this edit i made over on instagram here and my master list here.

it made me extremely emotional. 

i love you all and thank you so much for the love and support. ♡

hope you enjoy

just imagine him looking at you like that omfg 


Peter Parker’s point of view

Ned and i sat in the lunchroom admiring her as she walked by, talking to Liz. i’ve always had a crush on y/n. she’s stunning, funny, smart, and just hint of more human then the rest of us. she’s like an angel on earth.

“we should probably stop staring before it gets creepy.” Ned said and i nodded.

“too late.” said Michelle at her end of the table. Ned and i gave her a ‘really?’ look and she shrugged before going back to her book.

“did she get a new top?”

“no, we’ve just never seen it with that skirt.”

“gotcha.” i said and then we were rudely interrupted by Flash slamming his hands on the table. 

“what are you two doofs looking at?” he asked as he looked around. his eyes landed on y/n and a smirk played onto his lips.

“ohh, her?” he asked,”she’s pretty. too bad she’s out of your league, though, Parker.”

“you don’t know that.” said Ned and i looked over at him and shrugged. Flash was right, she was way out of my league, but a guy can dream, right?

“she’s already going to homecoming with me, so have fun with your little inflatable girlfriends.” he said and i rolled my eyes as he walked away. it broke my heart to hear that she was going with someone else.

just then, she walked over. i felt like i was going to have a panic attack.

“hey, sorry, did he bother you guys?” she asked. i looked up at her. the way her hair fell, the way she spoke, the way she did everything was just so mesmerizing.

“yeah, he was.” Ned spoke. i tried containing myself.

“are you okay? i know he’s an asshole, i’ve gotta deal with him hitting on me everyday, it’s so annoying.” she said.

“yeah, he’s always an asshole to us. it’s okay though, nothing we’re not used to.” i had to make sure to thank Ned for talking when i could because i seriously cannot talk right now. even if i could, i would probably embarrass myself.

“you sure you’re okay? even you, Peter?” she asked and i looked up and her eyes met with mine. i opened my mouth to speak, but Ned cut me off.

“yeah, yeah. he’s fine.”

she gave me a smile before turning to Ned. 

“okay, well. i’ll see you guys around.” she said before getting up and walking back to her friends. i let out a loud sigh, Ned looked over at me.

“you’re lucky to have me in your life, man.” he said.

“thanks, bro.” i said and he nodded.

“anything to help you get the girl.” he said.

-

i walked down the hallway to get back to class and i saw y/n hanging up posters for homecoming. i guess she heard my footsteps and she turned around.

“oh, hey Peter.” she smiled and i smiled back at her.

okay, keep your cool. you can do this.

“he-hey, y/n.” i said and she walked over to me.

“do you have anyone to come to homecoming with?” she asked.

“no, no. i don’t even think i’m going.” i said and she frowned and tilted her head.

god dammit she’s fucking adorable. 

“why not?”

“well-uh-you see, i don’t have a date. and i highly doubt that someone would want to go with me.” 

“well, i happen to know someone. i’m really close with her.” she said and i furrowed my eyebrows as my heart rate quickened.

“who?”

“me, silly.” she laughed. 

my heart jumped into my throat.

“you-you wanna go to homecoming with-with me?” i asked and she smiled.

“of course, why not? you’re pretty adorable.” she said.

she just called me adorable asjdeismam 

keep it cool, Peter. keep it cool.

“uh- i thought you were going with, Flash?” 

“is that what he told you too?” she asked and i nodded.

“ugh, i’m gonna kill him.” she mumbled,”but yes, Peter. i would like for you to accompany me to homecoming this Friday night.” 

sfhdfnrdj why me?! 

“i-i would love to.” i said giving her a smile. she smiled happily as her eyes lit up.

“great. we can talk more about it at lunch tomorrow if you’d like.” she said and i nodded.

“awesome. i’ll see you tomorrow, Peter.” she smiled.

“se-e you tomorrow.” i stammered and she gave me a small wave before walking away. her hair flowing with her. 

i took a deep breath before running back to the classroom to tell Ned.



parts: I II

3

fucking get rekt, maxie

oh my god this headcanon was so funny i had to go all out with it omfg thANK YOU

all i could imagine was ex team magma and aqua on vacation. with the bad tourist polo shirts and cargo shorts and tube socks and everything. and i just imagined archie dragging all of them to the front row of the shamu show on purpose and yeAH

now all i imagine is maxie screaming ‘archie, my shorts are CHAFING’ and archie is just too giddy to care

supremeleader-kokichi  asked:

Yknow since you bring up overwatch I wanna request Yusuke with a s/o who has McCree as a persona (I don't care about gender coordination with personas let me live this)

omfg i’m dead

  • imagine the awakening and Yusuke just listens to McCree’s country voice say “I am thou, thou art I…”
  • “Howdy y’all I’m Jesse McCree and I am your true self” “M-McCree? That’s quite… a terrible name for a Persona,” Yusuke says.
  • McCree as a persona would probably be strong in gun skills and wind skills; they would basically be a physical fighter.
  • S/O’s phantom attire is ridiculous too like they have a hat and black mask like Haru but it’s fucking cowboy hat and they look like a ranger.
  • Yusuke thinks it looks funny since S/O’s probably Japanese like the rest of the gang and he could never envision such a sight.
  • Yusuke tries to give a codename to S/O but they’re all dumb cowboys from the west; they eventually decide to go with bullet.
  • and for some reason, when they’re in the Metaverse, they get this accent due to their persona and it’s the strangest thing ever.
  • But Yusuke thinks it’s kind of endearing and S/O is bemoaning the Gods, asking why they granted them such a Persona.
OK KO Oneshot: Blorpers Gonna Blorp

Plot: When an annoying meme comes back from the dead, it’s nice to have people - specifically a slightly obnoxious robotic boyfriend - by your side.

((Sorry about the stupid title, lol. But yeah, I’m not hugely into the Radmond ship personally, but at the same time I think it’s pretty cute and I’ve had this idea for a while so, why not write it? Anyway, enjoy!))

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OMFG GotG2 AAAAAH!

GOTG 2 was awesome. <3 <3 <3


I’m just gonna let my feelings fly. Major spoilery stuff is behind a cut.

….

Somebody said they headcanon Mantis as autistic.

I TOTALLY DO TOO!!!

……..

BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT BABY GROOT

Baby Groot trying to eat a bug and Rocket being all “what’s in your mouth? Spit it out!” cracked me up. (Groot was so autistic in this movie omg)

Baby Groot puking green stuff was gross and funny. He pukes just like human babies do– with a smile. lmfaoooo!

Drax and his nipples. lmao. (Drax was so autistic in this movie.)

THE MOVIE TOTALLY PLAYS INTO MY HEADCANON THAT DRAX THINKS SHIRTS HURT.

Lots of cute stuff, holy shit. So much cute.

I almost died of cute.

BABY GROOT STIMS BY TWIRLING THE TWIGS ON HIS BODY WITH HIS FINGERS!

BABY GROOT PUTS HIS FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH AND FALLS ASLEEP ON DRAX’S SHOULDER AND DRAX WAS RUBBING HIS BACK LIKE SUCH A DAD…

MANTIS! MANTIS MANTIS MANTIS MANTIS!

Mantis sensing Drax when he’s missing his daughter and crying, omg. She is such a sweet character. (And totally autistic, suck it NT’s.)

Drax was calling Mantis ugly all through the movie but I think he was trying to mimic the dynamic Quill has when he’s insulting the hell out of Rocket. It’s such a typical example of how an autistic person tries to mimic the nuances of a group and failing and getting treated like crap instead. But Mantis picks up on the truth and appears to recognize that Drax isn’t saying mean things to be mean, he’s trying to be funny. (It just comes off real bad at first.)

DRAX ASKING EGO STRAIGHT UP IF HE HAS A PENIS XD!!! That srsly made me LMAO and so was everyone else in the theater!

…….geez XD……

SHIRTLESS QUILL!

SHIRTLESS YONDU!!!! (Yes he is blue alllll over.)

Yondu saying he was being funny when he told Quill he was going to eat him.

Yondu calling Groot a twig.

….

Arrow badassery. So much arrow badassery.

“I don’t fly it with my head, I fly it with my heart!”

…..

The Hoff…lmao srsly 

Rocket swearing all over the place. Gee, I wonder where Groot learned it.

ROCKET’S WINKS!

SINGING ROCKET AAAAAH MY JAM!

Rocket showing he can physically fight!!!

Just…ROCKET EVERYWHERE.

Fleetwood Mac music, YESSSS.

Yondu being able to pick Rocket’s tough guy act apart because they have similar backgrounds and are a lot alike. OMG.

YONDU FRIGGING UDONTA U GUISE!

NEBULA AND GAMORA BEING SISTERS!

Nebula, holy shit she has gone through hell

GAMORA TRYING TO OPEN UP.

Sisters. SISTERS.

“It’s not ripe!” lmao

EMPATHIC MANTIS AAAAAAH!

…….

…..

But oh man…

oh MAN…

* * * Major spoilers, so cutting it here. * * *


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Exo reacting to you being insecure about your height (small)

This goes for one of my fav anons because she’s super cute and we have the same bias 7u7. I hope you enjoy it (with the long Chen bonus).


D.O:

“Don’t worry, Y/A, it’s okay to be small” He says while hugging you. 
“You are right, Kyunsoo, you are not that tall either. As you are 1.68 we can be small together.” You say cutely with a smile.
“I’M NOT SMALL, I’M OVER 1.70!” he grumbles.

Originally posted by monicaisnotonfire

His height complex must be even worse than yours tho lol

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CONTROVERSIAL PUMPKINS AKA THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE

hi, earth. i’d like to welcome you to a celebration of my friends *throws glitter*
i hope you’ll find out what incredible hearts they have and how much they love the word fuck 🌈

so, a lil while ago i was feelin lonely and had about 500 followers (shoutout to y'all you guys are og’s) so i sent round a bunch of messages asking if anyone wanted to join a group chat. i reblogged a post talking about it a million times. i must have messaged countless people. and somehow out of that massive group of angels around 15 (god i’m sorry if i’m wrong) decided to make the worst mistake of their life - let me add them to a chat that was unnamed and unplanned bc i am me.

the group was pretty slow at first. tame, get to know you questions, the occasional poll and nothing else. but THEN came the day where someone started talking about vodka and then we were all immediately interested. and i called someone a controversial pumpkin and SHIT GOT CRAZY. here are my pumpkins : take care of their hearts.

aislinn// @theyhaventyet

i didn’t know that people could be t h a t nice until i started talking to aislinn. aislinn, you’re one fucking awesome pumpkin. you’re lovely to everyone and one time you made me spit out my water bc i snorted too hard at you. also ur a literal ray of sunshine. ILY AND UR SARCASTIC SENSE OF HUMOUR TO BITS

ceci// @cats-and-wildest-dreams
CECI. she is one beautiful girl omfg she’s stunning and anytime i see her i’m just like THAT’S MY GIRL OMG. the amount she’s given to this group is insane. she brightens my day every time and also the whole group appreciates her sending us screenshots of hot guys lmao we’re thirsty, but I love her a loooot and also she’s funny af all goddamn day yeet

yolanda// @sadbeautifulmagic
yolanda! we started our friendship off with her sending me a sweet message and she’s been nothing but kind, understanding and generous since. her lil song recommendations ALWAYS make my day and the amount of empathy we share is i n s a n e. i love her so much and thank god we started talking ya lil flower

sammy// @theswiftreputation
this girl. THIS GIRL has done nothing but love and support me like no one else since i called her a flake of glitter bc THAT’S WHAT SHE IS. she’s funny, friendly, has cute pets (what) and i smile to the point of crying whenever she talks to me. i am SO BLESSED to know her and i love her to the moon and back

julia// @fragileswiftie13
julia and i first talked when she gave me some fucking great advice in 2015 and that is A CONTINUING TREND NOW. julia, i love you! you’re the loveliest soul and also ur polls are lit af lmao. but i’m so happy you joined the chat and i stan u big time ps ur gorgeous and it gives me life omg

nikki// @greysswifts
apart from having a bomb ass username that i wanna steal, nikki is ALSO INCREDIBLE AND IDK HOW I GOT SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A FRIEND. she is crazy supportive and caring and just really fucking nice. you have also made me scream with t h a t joke that idk if u remember but i died and fhsfhdhfdf and ily

özge//@wildestgiraffe
i’ll never forget one of the first things we talked about in the chat was özge’s special cupcakes and that is exactly the kind of person she is ; the kind who bakes cupcakes for her friends bc she is so goddamn beautiful inside and out and has the most sweet disposition that you could imagine…..I LOVE HER A LOT OKAY

talia// @locketswifts
sgfdgsffd talia where do i start? i 100% credit u for starting the aforementioned conversation about vodka that brought the chat alive. also that just represents talia ; she’s always making us smile and bringing everyone alive with her humour and vivacity and IDK WHAT I’D DO W O U ILY.

megan// @sweetteaswift
say hi to my fellow meme trash megan. megan, you are the funniest fucking person I KNOW and ever since that cheerleader petty™ video i knew we were one and the same. i love you so so much. you are the brightest lil bby and you are lovely and compassionate and understanding and i just dghgshbdfvs

janessa// @fifth-harmony
janessa! i know we don’t talk much but damn when u send a message on the chat it always makes me smile, you’re so lovely and everyone loves u within .2 seconds of talking to you. i also feel like u do a lot of lurking on that chat so…..THANK U FOR LURKING ILY

laura// @swiftslastkiss
now here’s an angel. laura is constantly spreading love on the chat and on tumblr, and i just fkn love her. she’s kind, she’s sweet, she’s friendly and best of all you can always rely on her. i’m so fkn happy you joined this lil dysfunctional family chat pumpkin, thank god for u. also freaking out when t liked your post was so much fkn fun omg

katie//@these-sick-beats
katie is the purest soul ever. but also fucking hilarious?? and smart??? and kind??? so basically all kinds of wonderful and i love her a lot! she’s so good at making everyone laugh and feel better and i just omfg i just love her she’s like the cutest lil cactus and idk WHAT this chat would be without her

sara//@taytayswiftrep1989
sara is just the best™. ever since we talked about that lil autumn park trip WE HAVEN’T STOPPED BEING FRIENDS AND I’M STILL MAD THAT SHE WAS AT THE SECRET SESSION AND I DIDN’T KNOW BC I COULD HAVE GIVEN HER THE BIGGEST HUG BC IT’S WHAT HER LOVELY HEART DESERVES I LOVE HER OMFG I’M EMO

lina//@confesswift
here is ANOTHER FUNNY SMOL BEAN I AM SO BLESSED. lina is just incredible in every way. she’s caring af and is always ready to take care of you if you’re upset. she’s the perfect mix of funny and emotional and i just aaaaaah i love her and her cute lil cat icon and weird af polls and if she ever leaves this chat i will kill her hahahahaha

sarah//@thatwasthenightthingschanged
even before sarah joined the pumpkins she was supportive as f u c k.com. and then she joined the pumpkins and IT WAS AMAZING BC SHE WAS EVEN MORE SUPPORTIVE AND LOVELY. sarah, i love ya to pieces. i love talking about how trashy boys are with u and your soul is just the purest. also remember i will come thru and hunt down ANYONE who tries to hurt u fave

so, in conclusion, i love my pumpkins and i would die without them.
and every one deserves to get @taylorswift ’s attention bc they are SO NICE SO TAYLOR U BETTER FKN NOTICE THEM BC I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE WORTH IT GOODNIGHT