omfg such hair i might cry

Shit People Say After You Tell Them Your Sign
  • *actual events by actual people
  • Aries: "Damn that explains your muscles"
  • "No wonder you have a temper hahahhhaa ok don't hit me"
  • "But you don't like sports????"
  • Taurus: "Okay nice so are you hungry now?"
  • "But you can't even decide what shoes to wear today wut"
  • "but you're always too lazy to argue COME ON FIGHT ME"
  • Gemini: "Lmao you two-faced hoe what did I tell you"
  • "Okay but if like you have a pair of gemini twins...would they both have one face each or four"
  • "You're loyal for one OR ARE YOU hmmmmm"
  • Cancer: "I've never seen you cry though"
  • "Stay away from me I might get cancer"
  • Leo: "YOUR HAIR IS WOW NO WONDER"
  • "You're not even selfish thoughhhhh"
  • "That's why you a thot"
  • Virgo: "But you never study wut"
  • "You don't even clean your room this is a lie"
  • "So are you a eternally a virgin or"
  • Libra: "This is why you can't decide on what to eat. Like, ever."
  • "What happens if two libras go on a date omfg how to you choose where to go fuck this is giving ME a headache"
  • "I don't care if you flirt with everyone don't steal my gurl fam"
  • Scorpio: "But you're so nice"
  • "Is this why you're always dressed like you're going to a funeral ahaaa- okay sorry"
  • "That explains your horrifying tweet damn"
  • Sagittarius: "Stop liking every girl you meet man you're more of a hoe than libra"
  • "But you're scared of heights"
  • "But you don't even go out of your room what do you mean adventure is this a sick joke"
  • Capricorn: "But you is the biggest party peep I know"
  • "no wonder you do so well without studying fuck you"
  • "is this why you never find dates"
  • Aquarius: "....so what does your sign do"
  • "Aren't you basically Sagittarius? What's the difference"
  • "...okay nice"
  • Pisces: "isn't that why you're so adorable awwwWWW"
  • "so are you and cancer like. TItanic buddies"
  • "Wow all my pisces friends are art people how are you good at science"

anonymous asked:

Yakov wanting Yuri's long hair to be cut partially cos it reminds him of Viktor but Lilia highkey loves it, loves braiding his hair before comps.

WAHAHAHAHAHA, Yakov wanting Yuri’s long hair to be cut partially bc it reminds him of Viktor is so… him????? But I’m sure her secretly loves it HUEHUE, he just can’t admit it :3c

I’M SURE LILIA LOVES IT OMFG, I’m still crying over the fact that it’s actually canon that she’s the one who does his hair before competitions??? I feel like she treats Yuri as the child (or grandchild??? who knows, they might have children together LMAO) she never had??? She acts all tough and strict on him but that’s bc she adores him so much and just wants him to succeed…!!! ;///7///;

OH MY GOD, imagine Yakov gruffly telling Yuri to cut his hair bc it’s getting too long and annoying and Lilia just WHIPPING AROUND AND GLARING AT YAKOV WITH SHARPEST, FLINTIEST EYES EVER, ALMOST DARING HIM TO FINISH HIS SENTENCE AND YAKOV BACKING OFF BC NO ONE MESSES WITH LILIA…

Anywho, TYSM FOR SHARING MY DEAR ANON!!!! ;///7///; <3333333