omfg stop it you

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okay but i want a fic where the enterprise is like on the outskirts of federation space and they pick up survivors of a half-wrecked cardassian freighter and one of the refugees is sybok who totally knew the attack was coming and low key orchestrated it but thats another story because when he gets beamed aboard he and spock have a reunion and it’s very logical and all but kirk is like holy shit spock you have a brother??? why did i not know?? and spock is like you never asked and sybok takes one look at the two of them interacting and realizes how bad his baby brother has it for his captain and says wow spock way to introduce me to your t’hy’la and spock BUGS OUT and gets all flustered and kirk has never seen him act like that before and is like wait what does that mean and spock won’t tell him and practically runs away and sybok is too busy laughing and getting debriefed, and then for the rest of the mission spock won’t look at kirk and he starts to wonder what that word actually means so he keeps trying to work it out of sybok or uhura but they won’t tell him and spock avoids him like the plague, and kirk starts to get dejected because maybe he’s done something wrong, somehow offended spock or something, and sybok realizes that the human is stupid in love too, and bribes scotty to lock them in the turbolift or a supply closet or something because they’re both just idiots and they need to make out and of course scotty does it because its been painfully obvious to everyone on the ship for months that the captain and first officer are SO IN LOVE, LIKE GO FUCK ALREADY JESUS 

and then they do. in the turbolift. 

Backseat (M)

Originally posted by talk-me-down-troye

pairing: Yoongi x Reader 

genre/warnings: smut, one shot 

words: 1,110

summary: Coming back from the club with your best friends, you were forced to sit on your friends lap during the drive back. Both of you slightly intoxicated, the backseat could get a little heated. 

notes: this is what happens when you listen to House of Cards omfg someone stop me

                                           ___________________

“Im never drinking that much again.” I said, rubbing my forehead, trying to stop the dull ache that was beginning to form.

“That’s what you said last time” Namjoon laughed. I rolled my eyes and gave him a look which caused him to laugh harder. As the cold air whipped itself around me, I wrapped my jacket around me tighter, pushing my hands in the pockets. “Since Taehyung is riding back with us, someone’s going to have to sit on someones’ lap.” Namjoon said, opening his car door. 

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GOT7 as shit my groupchat says

Mark: “no homo tho rite”

Jaebum: “i’m going to angrily take a shit now”

Jackson: “i just called my mom crying she hung up on me”

Jinyoung: “shut up you second class trashcan”

Youngjae: “ ‘You’ve all’ if you’re gonna spill the tea spill the whole kettle bitch what’s good”

BamBam: “I was having too much fun dabbing”

Yugyeom: "THEY STARTED PUTTING DIFFERENT THINGS IN MILK AFTER 95 I SWEAR"

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the most beautiful 3-syllable-poem ‘beijing you like’ by cutie top hyung~

i’m always drawing tsuk kissing yams WHICH IS TOTALLY MY JAM but i know in my heart that yams is equally as affectionate… if not more…. bye