i always see really cute fanart and fanfics about lance, keith, and beauty regime, but let’s be real here, keith would yell bc one (1) stray eyebrow hair is plucked and also he screams bloody murder with the black peel-off mask
fandom: jack only wants to impress ralph!!! he hunts because of him!!! he does everything because of him!!! he’s so jealous of piggy!!!
book: he is a manipulator who is jealous of ralph and constantly puts him down so he can feel good, hunts so he can have an advantage in front of the other boys compared to ralph, looks for stealing as much authority as possible from ralph, succeeds in the end, steals and somehow manages to eliminate ralph’s few followers, doesn’t give two shits about ralph once he steals his position, literally sees ralph a pesky fly in the way of his absolute rule so he has to eliminate him through murder, which he almost does by pushing his spear through ralph, making a huge gash in him before setting the island on fire so he can find ralph and finish him
This is some discourse material but i have A Concept: Both Keith and Lance
learn from their mistakes and their carelessness and they both grow as characters and neither of them deserve growth more than the other, they both deserve to grow as characters both individually and as partners, they’re both equally interesting and lovable and they’re both flawed but that’s what makes them three-dimensional likable characters and stanning for one of them to bring down the other is silly and fucking dumb okay have a gr8 friday everyone
Are we just going to forget that a Bulgarian hot as fuck Quidditch player had the hots for Hermione but she still ended up marrying the dweeb that could fit like 8178128 chocolate frogs in his mouth at once
If that doesn’t give me hope I don’t know what does