omfg my pants are literally off

anonymous asked:

alright, i gotta know just how embarrassed everyone is if MC catches them indulging in a little self-pleasure~

lmAO WHY DID 404 LEAVE ME WITH ANY NSFW I’M SO BAD WITH IT BUT HERE YA GO NONNIE ~ Admin 626

*NSFW

*YOOSUNG
- omfg when you walk in, he’s so embarrassed!!!!
- hE CANT COMPOSE HIMSELF HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
- his face is all red  and he’s try to pull his pants up and hE’S KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER
- you’re just kinda standing there like “it’s totally normal for humans to do this??? It’s totally cool dude”
- but then you glance over at his phone and you figure out why he’s probably freaking out
- hE WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOU??? WHAT
- MC why are you surprised you’re his significant other???
- bruh now you’re extremely embarrassed
- you’re both these cute little blushing balls (sounds kinda dirty)
- you compose yourself though and say “why do you need to look at a picture of me when you have the real thing right here?”
- yOOSUNG IS DEAD, FLATLINE, HE CAN’T COME BACK FROM THAT
- you give him a little wink before you saunter over to him
- you know how this ends ;;)))
 
*JAEHEE
- you and Jaehee have very clashing schedules, so you’re usually super lucky to have two weeks a night to yourselves???
- so it was kinda normal for her to indulge in a bit of self pleasure without u jaehee aint waiting for nobody on this sex train
- but when you come home because your boss gave the day off???
- oh god she’s so horrified
- you already knew she did this but to be caught in the middle of it???
- but nobody can stop Jaehee when she’s turned on
- so on the inside while she’s mortified, she looks so calm and collected on the outside
- “Oh, you’re finally home, MC, I’ve been waiting for you~”
- and oh my god you’re so embarrassed and you just start blushing right away
- She slips her shirt off and you just kEEP STARING
- You can’t move she’s too hot she’s gonna kill you
- omFG IS SHE GIVING YOU A STRIP TEASE???
- You almost pass out, this is gonna be a very good night
 
*ZEN
- okay well we know how noble and overdramatic this boy is
- so when you catch him, he’s not only really embarrassed
- he is terribly disgusted with himself???
- hE LITERALLY GETS ON HIS KNEES AND BEGS FOR FORGIVENESS FROM YOU
-It’s okay honey 626 will forgive u if u cut ur rat tail off
- and while he’s apologizing, you’re kinda thinking “wow he looks really good on his knees? It’s kinda hot???”
- “Hey Zen, take my pants off”
- “..what?”
- “If you’re going to apologize, I’d prefer you do it with your tongue”
- Dom MC gives me life ;;)))
 
*JUMIN
- honestly this is no biggie for him
- like you walk in on him and he just stares at you expectantly
- “I’m not gonna stop, you can either join or leave”
- “I’d prefer if you got on your knees tho” wiNK WONK
- it’s a start to a very hot night tho ;)))
 
*SAEYOUNG
- he’s insanely embarrassed but he’s gonna try to be smooth like jumin
- he doesn’t want you to realize how embarrassed he actually is
- He gives you the Flynn Rider smolder
- “You’re going to help me, MC”
- you just kinda stare at him like ??? bruh you am tired u do nOT HAVE THE TIME
- “Nah I’m gonna leave bye”
- “mC I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT”
 
*SAERAN
- omfg you thought Yoosung was embarrassed??? Saeran’s reaction makes Yoosung look like a Daddy
- his whole face turns red
- he’s still trying to find himself sexually and he doesn’t want you to judge him???
- you just quietly put down the cookies you baked for him and say “Hey, it’s okay, I’m definitely not gonna judge, I do it too”
- you don’t want him to feel bad about it and you definitely don’t want him to feel pressured <3
- you totally don’t think about him later that night, nope, didn’t happen
 
*V
- you would think that V of all people would be embarrassed, like he’d probably pull a Zen and get on in his knees for forgiveness
- but nah
- nOT TODAY
- he’s much more smooth than you would think
- “would you like to join, MC?”
- yOU’RE SO EMBARRASSED
- you’re just stuttering and blushing and you trIP
- this anime boi picks u up princess style and carries u to ur bed
- aNOTHER HOT NIGHT WOW UR ON FIRE MC

Reasons why I should take a PL break

1. “You know what would look great with this? A fuckin ascot.” *pulls lime green ascot out of drawer and chuckles*

2. *rolls up pant legs to sexily show off brown kneesocks*

3. *literally organized my entire damn outfit around said kneesocks*

4. *someone says the word ‘puzzle’ in casual conversation* 

      me: *my right eye violently twitching* what

Reblog if Professor Layton has made you look and act really odd in public

(Do you find that odd? omfg I’m back at it again please help me lol)

inktober day 17: dat ass&thighs in dem striped pants, tho