omfg kill me that's my otp

Me during AOU
  • Twins: appears
  • Me: Shit I WILL ship them
  • Nat and Bruce: have a CUTE moment
  • Me: NO NO NO NEVER THATS NOT RIGHT STAY AWAY SHE BELONGS TO STEVE!
  • Ultron: Speak with James spader sassy voice
  • Me: OMFG IS Red's voice I CAN'T.
  • Clint's wife and children: appears
  • Me: OMFG!!! The perfection! H-HELP!!
  • Steve and Nat: has a microscopic cute moment
  • Me: DID YOU SEE THAT IS LOVE RIGHT THERE ARE YOU FEELING IT THE LOVE!!!?????
  • Nat and Bruce: kiss
  • Me: I SAID MOTHERFUCKING NO MOTHERFUCKER! NO SHIT STOP KILLING MY OTP FOR THE LOVE OF GLOB!!!
  • Pietro: dies
  • Me: NONONNONONNONONONO I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T!!!!!! NOOOOOOO *sob*
  • Steve and Nat: Appears with the new avengers
  • ME: HELL YEAH!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
  • MARVEL: don't Put Loki on the credit scene
  • Me: WHAT! B-b-BUT! I though that! *sob* MARVEL YOU LIED TO ME! HOW COULD YOU!
  • Friend: are you-
  • Me: NO
  • Friend: *hugs me*
  • Me: *cries on her shoulder*