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Katsudon-vitya x hmfl

DETROIT???!?!?!?!

a heartfelt tribute to fanboy and how the mighty fall (in love)

“i can’t believe this,” I said, putting my hands on my hips. My name is Victor Nikiforov and I am a best-selling author, and it looks like my rival, the mysterious KY, is dropping their book on the same day as my own book release!! Omg!! Can’t a best-selling author catch a break?? :( 

I ran a hand threw my short silver hair and tapped my foot impatiently. I was wearing plain converse that day because I’m an author and don’t really need to go out. XD

“Vitya!” my publisher Yakov yelled. OMG that’s me! (“Vitya” is a nickname for Victor in case you got confused haha). Yakov is always yelling! That’s just his thing XD. Even though I know Yakov is a huge softy and loves me heh~~ He has believed in me from the beginning oh my gosh :3 Yakov is so good to me. “This is not the time to be worrying yourself over such trivial things!” Yakov, are you kidding me?? This is my career don’t call my career trivial omfg it’s yak-over (haha get it XD) 

(I throw a lot of puns in my novels, too!! I think that’s why people love it so much. I try to be really original with them, also.) 

“You have a book signing to go to,” Yakov told me. 

“Ohm y gosh!” I squealed. This was the best news omg I love signing things hahaha I practice my autograph a lot. “Where is the book signing?” I asked him. 

“It’s in Detroit! And your flight is in two hours!”

I gasped. Detroit…??? But that’s…

“That’s where KY is!” I screamed. 

***timeskip***

I walked into the bookstore with my favorite pen. I even brought a backup pen just in case it ran out of ink!! i’m Victor Nikiforov and I have  a lot of fans who may want my signature, so I needed to be prepared you know~~ 

When the book signing wrapped up, I ended up going through four pens! OMG it was so embarrassing because I had to borrow the other two pens from the bookstore people wahhh I’m so unprofessional </3

I started to walk out the bookstore when BAM omg I ran into a wall. Ouch it hurt so much OTL

Omg wait, not a wall! A boy!!! 

Oh wow he was a hottie! And he was holding his book in my hand. Extra hottie points because he clearly had good taste!

“I’m sorry I’m late,” he said. He was wearing glasses and he had messy black hair and he was so kawaii I think I was going to die just looking at him! “Could you still sign my copy?” he asked me. “I’m Yuuri, by the way.” 

I knew this was my chance. “Only if you get coffee with me, Yuuri,” I told him. 

Yuuri seemed to be caught off-guard by this question (so cute right XD of course I want to get coffee with you, Yuuri!!), but eventually he agreed.

Omg we’re going to get coffee tomorrow! Detroit was amazing so far! 

AN: Sorry this start is so slow! They will definitely get married next chapter~

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