omfg i was waiting for this forever

Sexting in Open Court

@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg.  I hope it’s not too shit babe.
I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys. 

Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.

His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye

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anonymous asked:

You have the idea to end them all. The ship will meet outside of a truck-stop bathroom. What a wonderful, shitty AU.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS NONNIE YOU ARE MY NEW FAVOURITE and the pun especially omfg it’s fantastic (mod karissa is a HUGE fan of puns fyi)

Is it bad I actually thought of a few prompts for this???

  • OMFG I HAVE TO PEE MAN JUST PULL OVER finally a bathroom worst road trip ever-WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS OCCUPIED HURRY UP
  • ugggghhhh my friend’s been peeing in the public bathroom FOREVER and wanted me to wait outside incase they get kidnapped i told them not to drink that much pop- oh, hey. you too?
  • FRIENDO HURRY UPPPP YOU TAKE FOREVER TO PEE ITS MY TURN hey buddy pal friend wait your turn i was here first

~Mod Karissa

heyo pals !! i recently made it to 200 , which isn’t really a lot , but considering i’ve only had this blog for a short while , it feels kinda nice , so thank you guys ! to show my everlasting appreciation towards you kiddos , i’ve decided to do some blogrates ,, woo ! so original i know wow steph

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CHAPTER: 01. Where It All Began (1/?)

Characters: Emma, Elizabeth, Martin. 

Pairings: none

Warnings: Characters death, mention of violence, a bit of angst, and cliff hanger

Words: 4,721

A/N: OMFG I finally was happy with how this chapter turned out. I’m really sorry that I kept you all waiting but hopefully you’ll like this. Now, this chapter is mostly about her back story, a get to know her chapter, but it’s a good one, well I think it is. Anyways, I hope you all like it! 

FOREVER TAG: @deathtonormalcy56 @my-sharpie-sketches, @mamaredd123, @professionalfangirl03, @fangirl1802​, @cozyjaws​, @attackdogcas​, @whats-the-matter-with-y0u

EMMA’S TAG: @ambria-elizabeth, @iam-di, @sammy-salamander, @coralturtlenut, @my-aesthetic-failures

Emma looked just like a normal person, from a distance you would think she was drawing the café’s view, her eyes would raise repetitively from her notebook towards the window, but it wasn’t merely a drawing. Along with it, she was calculating the approximated time when the big tree, settled in front of the store, green apples would become ripe and hit the floor.  Additionally, at the page’s edge she had pasted on every stage of the tree leaves, set showed different sizes and colors, and her handwritten words describing them.

At least five extra notebooks that describe every single different tree that was close to her house or work, Emma scrupulously organized in her bag’s inside. Of course, these were the notes of this year’s changing seasons, back in her home she had thousands of notebooks with different topics and explanations. Enough to write several books, but she wasn’t ready yet as she had exclusively written apropos her town and wanted to explore the whole world.

All her notebooks could, in no way overshadow her mind, in there she held faces, names, dates, directions, world’s history, math, physics, biology, chemistry, literature; overall, she would memorize everything that she would read or hear ever since was a little child since was like her teachers would call her a “genius”, a word she didn’t mind or cared of, because for her family and herself she was merely Emma.

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chrliemac  asked:

my boyfriend is literally the best person ever and I got to see him for the first time in like two months the other day and it was the best!!! I missed him so much and I'm pretty sure I'm going to see him later this week too and I'm so excited?? he's so wonderful and sweet and funny and I'm so lucky to be dating him bc he's just the best ever and I don't know where I'd be without him bc hes my best friend and he makes my life so much better and I can't wait to spend forever with him!!!!

THIS IS PURE AS FUCK I LOVE YOU TWO IM SO HAPPY READING THIS💙💙💙 sending so many good vibes to you both omfg cute

tab time!!

Masterlist

Thank you for everyone who waited patiently for this, and now, I am proud to present to you, my masterlist.

1. How You Met
2.  Skype Call
3.  How You Are During A Fight
4.  Music
5.  He’s Jealous Of Another Boy 
6.  You Cut 
7.  He Compares You To His Ex  Part Two
8.  Sleepover
9.  Best Friends
10.  Period
11.  First Fight 
12.  Sleeping
13.  “I Love You”
14.  Skinny Dipping 
15.  Concerts (omfg, I did this when I thought those people were indie)
16.  Nightmares
17.  Girlfriend
18.  What The Fans Think Of You
19.  Forever And Always 
20.  “You’re Perfect” 
21.  Drunk 
22.  Starry Nights 
23.  Dreams
24.  The Girl 
25. Tattoos 
26. You Can’t Sing 
27. Realizing You Love Him 
28. You Can’t Have Kids 
29. Summer Love 
30. Prom AU 
31. Drive In Movie 
32. Music Video 
33. Keepiing The Relationship A Secret 
34. Silent Treatment 
35. Horror Movie 
36. Sharing 
37. Reading 
38. Pictures 
39. No One Approves Of Your Relationship 
40. Weight 
41. Baths 
42. Soccer 
43. You don’t Believe In Love 
44. “I Want..” 
45. 3 a.m 
46. The Morning After 
47. Come Home 
48. Heartbeat 
49. Kiss Cam 
50. Little Things 
51. Midnight Memories 
52. He Wakes You Up 
53. Your Parents Are Fighting 
54. Nights In 
55. The Baby Kicks 
56. After A Fight 
57. Baking 
58. Do You Really Want To Be Alone? 
59. 7 Minutes In Heavens 
60. The First.. 
61. Whipped 
62. Hold Me 
63. Buying Condoms 
64. Showers 
65. College AU 
66. Sixth Member: Forming One Direction 
67. Sixth Member: You Like Eachother 
68. He Comes Home Late 
69. Touching At The Dinner Table 
70. Sixth Member: Interviews 
71. He Hears You Swear For The First Time 
72. The Power Goes Out 
73. Depression 
74. You’re Pregnant 
75. Letters 
76. He Gets Jealous Of Your Celebrity Crush 
77. Little Black Dress 
78. He Comes To One Of Your Games 
79. You Know He’s In The Mood When.. 
80. He Runs After You 
81. “When We’re Married..” 
82. He’s Upset 
83. Anxiety 
84. The Look 
85. 5SOS 
86. Movie Night 
87. Winter 
88. Where’s Daddy? 
89. First Time Going Out In Public 
90. Buying A Place Together 
91. Little One 
92. For The First Time I Had Something To Loose 
93. You Grew Up Together 
94. He Talks About You In This Is Us 
95. You Get Him Cleaned Up After A Fight 
96. You Wake Up To Him For The First Time 
97. Singing Through The Phone 
98. New Years Eve 
99. Sunday Mornings 
100. You Met Him On Tumblr 
101. You Are Beautiful 
102. You Live Together 
103. Friends With Benefits 
104. You Meet In Detention 
105. Lights On 
106. He Finds You Asleep On His Side Of The Bed 
107. It’s Pouring Outside 
108. Tough Love 
109. He Hears You Call Yourself Ugly 
110. Too Far Away In Bed 
111. All You Ever 
112. He Relapses From His Addiction 
113. He Proposes 
114. Five More Minutes 
115. You’re Insecure About Having Sex 
116. You Tell Him You’re Pregnant 
117. Frat Boy AU 
118. He Comes To Your Apartment In The Middle Of The Night 
119. Frat Boy AU part two 
120. Your Child Crawls Into Bed With You 
121. Make Me 
122. Neither Of You Want To Get Out Of Bed 
123. Love 
124. After A Party 
125. Run away with me AU
126. You won’t admit you love him
127. He’s not letting go
128. How he looks on lazy days
129. You relapse from your addiction
130. That should be me
131. Mommas boy 
132. Something i need
133. Miscarriage
134. Dirty whispers
135. Uni AU
136. Kinks
137. Urges 
138. Everything has changed 
139. Something new 
140. Comforting touches with no words needed 
141. How he looks tied down 
142. Rooftops
143. A lot of not dates 
144. He walks in on your alone time 
145. You’re trying to read 
146. “I can’t save you (you’re sick)” 
147. His hands are cold 
148. You stay in bed all day 
149. Cuddling
150. His POV 
151. This is everything I didn’t get to say 
152. stay
153. Bad boys 
154. All of these stars 
155. Sunday morning 
156. You don’t like each other but you end up on the same couch during a scary movie 
157. It’s storming outside 
158. He’s the first person to ever call you beautiful 
159. He can tell you’re tired 
160. He can’t fall asleep until you do 
161. He’s crying and he doesn’t want you to see 
162. He makes you call him 
163. Fuck buddies because… 
164. You show up at his house late at night 
165. You see stars 
166. You tell him to sleep on the couch 
167. He’s your best friend and he fell in love with you 
168. “Please just hold me” 
169. Reaching out for you in the dark 
170. Just sex 
171. Hands
172. Eighteen Au 

…It appears the two maintainers of this ask blog have fallen into a deep sleep over the past six months. Please standby as we proceed to call the others to kick them awake.

(omfg guys it’s been forever, but I finally got my laptop fixed sO I CAN DRAW AGAIN SDFFSDFSFD I HAVE RETURNED LOVELIES I AM SO SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING HERE COMES MORE CHIBI SLY FOR YOU ALL WOOp MY SKILLS HAVE RUSTED INTO NOTHING BUT KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED ILU GUYS THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT EVEN THOUGH I WAS GONE
ps there is only one mun behind these two dorks)

anonymous asked:

OMG wait...you just said Reese is gonna bottom. How much vodka will be involved? And will he be wearing the red thong when it happens? And, um....has he been preparing for this at all?

((omfg this gotta be the same anon who asked about his red thong previously IT GOTTA BE. haha i didn’t SAY HE’S GONNA BOTTOM!! just that it’s kinda hard to avoid forever with TWO MALES IN A RELATIONSHIP and that his fear of it can change and uh SO UH..it’s.yea…….))

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byun baek stealing my heart one step at a time

  • Mika: Yuu-chan, I'm back did you have dinner already?
  • Yuu lying on the bed and covered in blood: hi Mika, I've been waiting for you forever
  • Mika: OMFG YUU-CHAN ARE YOU OKAY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
  • Yuu: I was thinkng of you and ACCIDENTALLY cut my finger
  • Mika:
  • Yuu: come lie here next to me
  • Mika: why is there blood on your chest, nipples and abdomen too?
  • Yuu:
  • Yuu: I CAN'T USE NUTELLA OR CREAM WITH YOU OKAY? DONT JUDGE ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUSAKU MOMENT IS COMING!!! OMFG I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!! WTFFFFFF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OMFG I’M SO HAPPY!!! THANKS KISHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG .. WHEN I READ “OBITO ANS SAKURA HEAD TO SAVE SASUKE” I WAS LIKE OMGGGGGGGGGG WTFFFF YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE IS GONNA SAVE HER MAN!!! FINALLY ♥♥♥ CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!! AAAAAHHH ♥ SERIOUSLY I’M CRYING GUYS :’)♥

HAPPY SASUSAKU MONTH TO EVERYONE!! XX

Is this some sort of compensation for not seeing Zayn in a suit for Louis’ mum’s wedding? Because apology totally accepted.

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-”Watch over them, hurt them, trap them”

-”You are a betrayer”