omfg i started crying

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#that little smile on this face#he has literally never seen a girl like her#he believed in her and she did it!!??!!#look !!! at his face !! he looks so in awe of her#he loves her so damn much i’m??????#and the slow mo like ???? kill me rn#i’m d ead

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I can’t even find the words for how much I love this video & Nikko. 

1989 tour bossier city + meeting taylor! :D

GUYSSSSS!!!! i’ve literally been on cloud 9 for the past 24 hours and i want to tell you guys all about it! some things are fuzzy cause my mind was literally just aghhhhhh last night but i’m gonna try to remember the best i can because i never ever want to forget last night. and i’m sorry it’s so ridiculously long but i’m writing this partly for myself so i’ll never forget (you can skip to the 2nd paragraph that’s when stuff starts happening)

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EXO: A Summary
  • XIUMIN: abs. omfg his motherfucking abs good god. have u seen them so fucking gorgeous i literally cant. also his smile. acc his whole entire face. ACC HIS WHOLE ENTIRE EXISTENCE JUST SLAYS ME IM DONE HES SO HOT IM TRASH BYE
  • LUHAN: no please dont im gonna start crying (but the most beautiful piece of shit ever omfg just. i hate him)
  • KRIS: NO NOPE NO gonna start crying even more (my galaxy king why)
  • SUHO: the leader and hes like really rich i guess. tbh im still tearing up over kris and luhan
  • LAY: dimple. fucking perf. angel. ummm yea. unicorn. ok basically hes lowkey perfect and it makes u wanna punch him. moving on.
  • BAEKHYUN: ok this little shit. where tf do i even start. hes that frat boy that knows hes fucking sexy and funny and perfect AND RUBS IT IN UR FACE IM DONE FIGHT ME BACON
  • CHEN: ok he would be frat boy #2 except hes so fucking sweet and kind. even tho hes cute af and funny and CAN SING LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL hes just still such a genuinely nice person. i cant. fight me too.
  • CHANYEOL: ok.... u know what.... i cant. his smile is like literally happiness and he fucking knows it and he FUCKING KNOWS HOW HOT HE IS and hes practically frat boy #2 except hes a sneaky little shit who knows how to be just sweet enough to make him seem like a good boy. no. hes fucking not. ive got u figured out yoda ears.
  • D.O.: omg.... so basically he really did creep me out in the beginning with his big ass eyes and his blank expressions XD but lol he chill and he knows how to keep the frat boys in the group in check and im grateful for tht <3 also hes acc a good actor like damn satan where u been hiding
  • TAO: THIS BITVH OMFG WHERE DO I START. i love him so much. and i hate him so much too. omg. so hes a panda. he can like kick ur ass and be all sexy af and all but then HE WILL DO A TRIPLE FUCKING BACK FLIP KICK SHIT AND MAKE UR HEART FUCKING POUND LIKE NOBODY BUSINESS BECAUSE HES FANGIRLING OVER A STUFFED ANIMAL LIKE EXCUSE ME?!?!?!! WHO GAVE U PERMISSION!?!!?!?! and lets please for the sake of my sanity not delve into more detail bc just no. although it should be noted that he cant be classified as a frat boy bc his cockiness levels reach heights beyond this world and just i cant deal with it and i want to fucking fight him so hard.
  • KAI: ahhh kai someone normal to talk about. well kinda. hes got that whole jekyll and hyde thing going on. because when hes performing and shit (dance beast btw) hes like the sexist piece of shit ever like omfg his face everything is just sex. like im sorry but its true. BUT THEN when he gets off stage hes this cute little piece of shit like ???? BITCH WHAT ????? NO U WERE JUST MAKING ME FEEL ALL TYPES OF WAYS AND NOW U ACTING LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY ALL PURE AND SHIT LIKE U DIDNT JUST DO THE STRIPPER DANCE OF UR LIFE. bitch.
  • SEHUN: oh good god. i just. where do i even start omg. um hes rude, hes cocky. but hes fucking gorgeous and HE FUCKING KNOWS IT. im srsly so done with the frat boys in this group knowing how fucking hot they are and basking in it LIKE PLZ BE LIKE CHEN. PLZ STOP THRUSTING UR DICK IN MY MOUTH LIKE U KNOW IM GONNA SUCK IT. (bc i would omg i hate myself) he also cannot be classified as a frat boy bc his cockiness levels also reach extraterrestrial heights. but not as high as Tao's bc Tao is so shameless about himself. but back to sehun. check out his butt, its hot.
  • ~{wow this turned out so long im sorry}~

anonymous asked:

Leo and his tool belt

I’m laughing so hard please God save me before I start crying

I’m going to hell for this omfg

•When they got back Calypso broke up with Leo the moment she saw Reyna so Leo solved his problems by making out with his tool belt

•After a few heated make-out sessions they became a thing

•Leo named the tool belt Beyoncé Shakira Minaj

•He also drew a face on it

•Sometimes they do double dates with Jason and that brick aka Phoebe

•Leo tried to fuck the belt once but a wrench fell out and landed on his dick

•He had to pay the entire Apollo cabin so that none of them would tell anyone why he was in the infirmary

•He is very broke now

•Annabeth tried to communicate with Leo once but everybody convinced her it was a lost cause

•Nobody likes to bring up Leo and Beyoncé Shakira Minaj at family dinners anymore

Now if you’ll excuse me I must go and burn in hell for this