omfg i really cant right now

EXO Roasts Lay
  • Xiumin: "You're always pulling our butts apart!! ...But it is quite refreshing, I'll admit."
  • Suho: "Your food isn't very tasty!! ...But I'll eat every last bite because you made it with love."
  • Baekhyun: "I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH YIXING, I CAN'T DO IT, DON'T MAKE ME SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU"
  • Chen: "You go back to China too often!! ...But that's okay because we love and support your solo career."
  • Chanyeol: "It's because of you that my chin is so dirty... Because your freestyle dancing makes my jaw drop to the floor!!"
  • (Lay: Come on, is this the best you got? Really let me have it!)
  • D.O: "Your ass is the one always touching everyone and trying to give me kisses and shit... I don't know where your nasty lips have been!!"
  • Silence:
  • Lay: *weeps in Mandarin*
  • Suho: "SHIT D.O GTFO RIGHT NOW YOU DID NOT ABIDE BY THE PACT WE MADE EARLIER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ROAST ON THE LOWEST SETTING OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU REALLY JUST DID THAT SHIT AND YOU MADE ME SWEAR OMFG $%#* ∞€÷£!!"
  • Kai: "...While I understand D.O's point about always kissing him, he said it too harshly. Lay-hyung, you are a beacon of sunshine and I'm honored to have you dance and sing with us."
  • Lay: *sniffles*
  • Sehun: "I know where your lips have been... remember our pepero kiss? And how D.O was oogling us? He was so jealous."
  • Lay: *smiles, remembering fondly*
BTS reaction, when you see their sexy dance

Seokjin:

You: *walking in room while he’s hip thrusting that one legendary part from INY*

You: *trying not to laugh*

You: *cant hold in your laugh*

Jin: *dies bcs of embarrassment*

Yoongi:

*is not stopping*

*continue with strange smile*

*avoids every possible eye contact*

“So? How was it?”

Hoseok:

*automatically changes it into some girl group dance*

*his serious professional face turns into his favourite grimace*

*starts screaming*

Namjoon:

“Oh, babe, if you’re here, how do you do this? I mean, twerking. I was wondering, if only girls can do it, because every time, when I was trying to twerk its dangling all the time and I dont understand, how do you move just your butt and…”

*cant stop talking about twerking and his theories about it*

Jimin:

*sexy confident dancing changes into some cute innocent swing*

“What? What are you looking at?” 

*high pitch laughing*

*blushing*

Taehyung:

“Am I sexy?”

You: “sToP rIgHt nOw.”

Tae: “Sorry”

*laugh bcs of your expression*

Jungkook:

*dances with eyes closed*

You: *begin to film him*

Jungkook: *cant hear you because of his earphones*

You: *enjoying your view*

Jungkook: *opens his eyes*

Jungkook: …

You: …

Jungkook: “Oh… hello… how long… omfg… aRE YOU FILMING ME?”

*second hand embarrassment is really strong here*

Master list

Hardships of a Fangirl
  • Me: *reads a fanfic on my phone in public*
  • Fanfic: *cute scene happens*
  • Person: she's really interested in her phone I wonder what she's thinking
  • Me: *internally screaming* my otp omfg what even gave you the right stop that I can't handle omfg adskjfa;sklf STOP THAT I CANT EVEN I JUST CANT UGH MY FEEL GOD DANGIT stupid dorks I hate you but I love you guys too ugh wtf I WANNA SCREAM ABOUT MY OTP AND SHARE MY FEELINGS WITH OTHERS NOW BUT I CANT
  • Person: yea she's really interested in it, I wonder why she can't stop smiling. It must be something really funny.
MY HI-TOUCH EXPERIENCE

OKAY WOW. SORRY THIS IS LATE. JUST GOT WIFI. so my hi-touch expertise was AMAZING and I have so many regrets but it’s OK.
Ok so I walked in and I FREAKING SAW ALL THEIR FACES AND THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL. Tae Tae was first in line and he was like “Hello!~” with a HUGE smile so I shook his hand and said “Thank you so much” he looked so tired but he had the biggest smile of everyone. NEXT WAS YOONGI AHH OK HE WAS PERFECT IN PERSON HOLY SHIT HIS FACE WAS PERFECT. so he just smiled, and didn’t say anything. Which is fine with me cause he’s still perfect regardless. I shook his hand and I knew I was shaking cause he laughed a little omg. next was.. JUNGKOOK. THE BEST REACTION I GOT OMFG MY HEARTEU. ok so this is when I snap. I saw kookie and I was thinking “OH SHIT HE HOT AS HELL” so I got nervous and was said to him “j-j-jungkook-k I…LOVE YOU” omg I regret life. And THEN HE WAS LIKE “I LOVE YOU!!” IM CRYING. But of all the members. He locked eye contact the most. I swear I got like 3 seconds of straight on eye contact with that boy. (I think he’s turning into my bias FML) fuck me now SEOKJIN WAS NEXT. after my freak out with kookie I didn’t k ow what to do with Jin so I was like “uh-uh JIN SARANGHAEYO” FML IM DUMB. and his LIPS WOWOWOWOW SP PLUMP. SO PERFECT. he smiled and shook my hand. Didn’t said anything. BUT ITS OK CAUSE HIS GAZE IS ENOUGH. omfg now it was JIMIN. I was still dazed from everyone else so I was like “Jiminnie I love you!” (I’m dumb) and his face like lit up WOWOWOWOW he smiled so big and looked me right in the eye I fucking cry.
OK NAMJOON WAS NEXT. AND OMG I ALMOST FAINTED. his face and skin were perfect. His body was like perfect. Everything about him was perfect and I can’t. I CANT. so I had a sign that said “Kim Namjoon Fighting!~” and I really wanted him to see it. So when I got to him I said “thank you, you’re a great leader” and held up my sign. He looked into my eyes for a second then looked at my sign and was like “wuah~ amazing! Thanks!!” OMG. I CRY EVERYDAY CAUSE I SHOULD HAVE SAID I LOVE U. BUT OMG HE NOTICED ME. SENPAI NOTICED ME. UGN HE WAS SO PERFWCT I LOVE HIM. fucking HOBI was last and he was like laughing at something the girl before me said so I was like “yUOU ARE MY HOPE” and he started laughing and said “YOU TOO!” And did a fucking aegyo peace sign. FKING HOBI was an angel. Like he was so tired buts managed to interact with fans so well


All in all, the concert was amazing and the hitouch was amazing. I never cried so hard Lol NAMJOON UGH.

I think Dan and Phil really need to stop saying “Me and Phil have something to tell you guys!” Because in that moment in literally on the edge of my seat like “OMFG THEY ARE FINALLY COMING OUT FML JUST TELL US ALREADY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS ARE ALL MIGHTY SAVIOUR IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE JUST TEL—”
“We’ve never played minecraft before”
“FFS ARE U KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW CAN U NOT JUST I CANT EVEN IM NOW GOING TO IMPLODE AND EXPLODE AT THE SAME TIME CAUSING THE WORLD TO END!”

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s-sOMEONE BOUGHT ME THIS POSTER OFF MY AMAZON WISHLIST?? I THINK??? I’M PRETTY SURE?? AND I DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND I CRIED A LOT ABOUT IT LIKE A FOOL…

Thank you whoever you are i;; omfg i cant even begin to describe how much this picked me up today i am just beside myself this is the first time i’ve gotten something from my wishlist and im a fuckin trainwreck over it… i know its just a poster but this really meant a lot to me;;;

ugh i’m. i’m just gonna roll away and stare at it for a while

t-t-thank you sweet anonymous giftgiver;;;